The winner of TiBB Eurovision 2016 is johnnyuk123!

[Josy]

Great job Nicky

[emoji23] Brilliant Nimah

[T*]

Perfection!

[Shaun]

RdqzuKdEL5s

[Johnnyuk123]

Loved it Niamh. Brilliant! :joker::joker::joker:

[T*]

Good to know that I'm apart of a song that's not a complete embarrassment :clap1:



Don't worry, youve made up for that in past years ❤️

[Shaun]

;
Felicia Quiche (A.K.A The Artist formerly known as Tom*, TØM, Tom! and Cuda) - Empire State of UNKIND (TiBB York)
http://i.imgur.com/ZJvmtji.png

-The performance begins with a mysterious figure struggling to get to the stage because of paparazzi, with camera lights flashing. It is Felicia Quiche, and they can't get enough of her.-

‘FELICIA! FELICA! Is it true you once brushed elbows with Rihanna?!’

‘Didn't you already do an Alicia Keys song a few years ago that flopped harder than Carole BB8’s titties?!’

‘Is it true you caught Augustine scissoring Caitlin?!’

-Another figure appears, and the paparazzi stop, with her exclaiming ‘WHY ‘AV YA STOPPED TEKKEN PHOTOS YA WEE SPECCY CUNTS’. It is Jo-Z, the boisterous Scottish bodyguard.-

-A spotlight floods the stage and Felicia appears, poorly playing a piano-

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Ooooooooh, TiBB York…
Ooooooooh, TiBB York…

Grew up in a forum,
That is full of members making scenes
Arguments are always loud
There are trolls all around
And the mods are mean
If I could make it here
I could make it anywhere
That's what they say
Seeing my name striked
Whilst other members shout ‘MAMA SLAAAAAY’

Even if it ain't all it seems
I got a mouth full of screams
Baby, I'm in

[Chorus:]
TiBB York, online jungle where dreams are shaded
There's nothing you can do
Now you're in TiBB York
Themes look like they're from 2002
Big Bro threads will depress you
Hear it for TiBB York, TiBB York, TiBB York

On the chat threads too, there ain't never a curfew
Ladies bait so hard
LukeB is smoking pot, Marsh is talking about cock
Others inform a mod
Z scratches his crabs
And the Spar is making Rob want to jump off a bridge
Smithy is thin as a kite, dying of hunger
And Adam calls you fat for opening the fridge...

I'm going to make it out by any means
This place is bursting at its seams
Baby, I'm in

[Chorus x2:]
TiBB York, online jungle where dreams are shaded
There's nothing you can do
Now you're in TiBB York
Themes look like they're from 2002
Big Bro threads will depress you
Hear it for TiBB York, TiBB York, TiBB York

One hand in the air for this place in pity
Even though it's sometimes ****ty
No forum in the world that can compare
Put your lighters in the air
Everybody say yeah, yeah yeah

[Chorus:]
TiBB York, online jungle where dreams are shaded
There's nothing you can do
Now you're in TiBB York
Themes look like they're from 2002
Big Bro threads will depress you
Hear it for TiBB York, TiBB York, TiBB York

-music fades out, Felicia bows-


Tack från djupet av mitt illaluktande slidan!

[Glenn.]

Some strong TiBB political songs tonight

[Drew.]

That photo of Homer >

Brilliant song

[Josiah.]

I misread slidan for Zlatan. My inner Lynda Woodruff is coming out.

[Tom4784]

I am slain.

Howled at the Smithy and Adam line and the themes shade.

[Shaun]

Everyone's inner Lynda Woodruffs should come out.

[Johnnyuk123]

That was so so good Tom. You should be very proud of yourself. Excellent stuff! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Shaun]

98lDJnk4Zns

[Crimson Dynamo]

our mods are better than any other forum tbh but i am here for them getting battered as they can take it, that is why they are the best

:love:

[Wizard.]

Deserves a grammy Tom :clap1:

[Jamie89]

The titles are amazing :flutter: and Illuminate :love: Beautiful, Josiah! Great job guys

All these entries are brilliant :amazed: (I'm getting increasingly embarrassed about mine :laugh:) Well done everyone!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

And Adam calls you fat for opening the fridge...


:laugh2:

[Jamie89]

The postcards are really impressive btw SuperV :love:

[T*]

Thank you :lovedup:

[Wizard.]

Wtf I always thought Cyprus was in Greece :facepalm:

[Shaun]

.To the sound of: Zh3MSalJwk0

http://i.imgur.com/WUnbHcE.png

*The set beings with the two coffins of Ken & Jade being hoisted down from the ceiling, before being placed on stage in front of their respective microphones*

http://i.imgur.com/GSKvzdk.png

Don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I died!
Oh honey if I need seRVANTS
Have Danielle Lloyd if you like

Don’t go making me starve
‘Cause of you the slaves can’t eat
The Chin-ese sometimes don’t eat for months!
All ‘cause of biscuits and cheese!

Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
You let Shilpa down
She served raw chicken crown!
Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
(Everyone knowssss)
Right from the start
I was racist at heart
Ohhhhhhh... I was racist at heart

So don’t take the game to heart
You might have failed us the task!
Don’t take the game to heART

There’s nobody to serve us!
'Cause Shilp's cleaning with her toothbrush!
And now you've upset "H", babe
I've forgotten his last hit!

So don’t you misunderstand me!
Stop waving the butter knife!
You’ve racked up record complaints
I’ve got OXO’s in my sights

Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
Your argument's dumb!
She said she ordered none!
Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
(Everyone knowssss)
With Jo & that tart
I was ****ed from the start
Ohhhhhhh... I was ****ed from the start

Don’t go breaking my heART
I won’t go breaking your heart
Don’t go breaking my heart

*During the instrumental, Shilpa Shetty joins the stage as OXO cubes descend from the ceiling*

http://i.imgur.com/g3bO331.png

Wooohooo... Your hubby's a right prICK
And your mother's a clown
Dragging her arm around
Right from the start
I was racist at heart
Ohhhhhhh... I was racist at heart

Don’t go breaking my heart
I won’t go breaking your heart
(Don’t go breaking maaa... x2)
Don’t go making me starve
(Don’t go breaking maaa... x2)

I won’t go making you starve
Don’t take the game to heART
(Don’t go breaking maaa... x2)
I won't take the game to heart
Don’t go breaking my heart
I won’t go breaking your heart

[Johnnyuk123]

And Adam calls you fat for opening the fridge...


:laugh2:

Your a bit of a troublemaker aint you.:joker::joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Your a bit of a troublemaker aint you.:joker::joker::joker:
:joker:

[T*]

Jake HOLY **** :laugh3:

[Drew.]

**** sakes :joker:

[T*]

I'm laughing at the dinner table **** omg
THE COFFIN pICTURE

[Jamie89]

Morbidly hilarious :laugh2:

[Shaun]

It's a little known fact about TiBB Eurovision that the coffin of Ken Russell has been on standby for use as a prop since 2012.

[Jamie89]

*During the instrumental, Shilpa Shetty joins the stage as OXO cubes descend from the ceiling*

Can this happen in real life pls

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://i.imgur.com/GSKvzdk.png

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Jake. This is great and very funny!:joker: :dance::dance::dance:

[Wizard.]

I think I pissed myself Jake, well done! Using Shilpa and her 4m twitter followers to win TiBB Eurovision 2016?

[T*]

It's a little known fact about TiBB Eurovision that the coffin of Ken Russell has been on standby for use as a prop since 2012.



sTOP

[Tom4784]

:clap1:

Jake to snatch victory from Johnny's Grasp using the corpses of Z-listers?

[Josy]

Good work Tom [emoji23]

[Shaun]

GwsOYikE5E0

oh crap i'm next :worry:

[T*]

Can I use the Ken pic as my avi

[T*]

Good work Tom [emoji23]



:lovedup:

[Johnnyuk123]

:clap1:

Jake to snatch victory from Johnny's Grasp using the corpses of Z-listers?

He's right up there in my top3 so far! Brilliant stuff Jake! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Shaun]

A list of everyone that Azealia Banks has ever feuded with over Twitter rolls up on screen behind the performers. BAUUER, Disclosure, Lily Allen, Lady GaGa, Angel Haze, Perez Hilton, Iggy Azalea, A$AP Rocky, Pharrell Williams, Rita Ora, The Stone Roses, Erykah Badu, Zayn Malik, Miley Cyrus, Beyonce, Rihanna, Kreayshawn, T.I., Lil' Kim, Dominique Young Unique, Nicki Minaj, Judd Apatow, Jim Jones, Delta Airlines Employees, Sarah Palin, Numerous Security Guards, Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, Katy Perry, Willam Belli, Kanye West, Lorde...

The final name is 'Skai Jackson', followed by the picture of her that's become a meme.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-04/15/11/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-9172-1460733263-1.png

To the tune of... (skip to 0:30)
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Twitter Twisters - Shade Enough (feat. Azealia Banks)

[Azealia sits in a straitjacket with her mouth taped shut. Our hero of the story, Jake's Queer, walks slowly around her throwing taunts. Think of Jake walking around her in black PVC like in this link (https://wouldjesslikeit.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/nicki-minaj-monster-chair.jpg). I know I do. All the time.]
[Verse 1: Jake's Queer]
Fighting for fun, she just can't get a grip,
Beat up a bouncer, you've all seen the clip.
She's a lil' bit looser than you, boo, she'd argue with LuLu,
Then call her a coon and a bitch.
Had her Twitter app to screech on
I don't know what drugs is she on
She gon' have no friends if she go'n
Blow by blow, don't care, she'll keep on.
She's got a perp and it's unspecific,
She wanna get ****in' mental with ****
Let's get this hoe's episode over fast, overload,
Hope to god she keeps her mouth zipped.

[Jakes rips off her gag and she immediately starts protesting.]

[Hook 1: Azealia Banks' part]
I haven't thrown my shade enough. I haven't thrown my shade enough.
Shade enough, shade enough.
I - I haven't thrown my - I haven't thrown my
I haven't thrown my shade enough. I haven't thrown my shade enough.
Shade enough, shade enough
I - I haven't, I haven't, I - I - I - I

[He reapplies the gag as a chorus of random TiBB gays lowers to the stage on wires from the ceiling. Amongst them are Firewire, Lucas, Glenn and Babayaro. We're onto you, Marc.]

[Hook 2: Twitter Twisters]
Shade enough, crazy stuff, ain't she rough?
Shade enough, crazy stuff, ain't she rough?

[Azealia somehow manages to spit the gag out.]

[Hook 3: Azealia Banks' part]
Sure enough
My mouth is running, and you can't keep up
Let me break it down for you:
I'm bitter, and always looking for
A conflict, so - **** youuuu...

[Jake pushes her chair over and she takes some time to recover her composure.]

[Verse 2: Jake.'s Queer]
http://i.imgur.com/aTwfPmS.png
Forums always talking
'Bout this bitch, only got one album
And she runs her mouth very often but
Mmm-hmm Mmm-hmm
Didn't vote for Obama
As she'd like to back up old Donald
Trump'd send her to Tijuana, so
Mmm-hmm, Mmm-hmm
People always ask 'who's she?'
That girl who peaked with 212, si?
So with Slay-Z showed us her boobies, oh...
Mmm-hmm, Mmm-hmm
Now she's yelling at jew-ies
Going on about her 'black beauty'
I just thought she was bougie, but
Mmm-hmm, Mmm-hmm

[Azealia is briefly mortified to discover a projection of her latest artwork has been plastered on the Eurovision stage, but at this point is just happy for the promo. She beams now, as the floating TiBB gays return with a wonderful new 3-syllable rhyme for the song title.]
http://static.tumblr.com/pxpug1s/lFgo4mvav/azealia2.jpg

[Hook 2: Twitter Twisters]
Shade enough, dizzy chuff, fisticuffs
Shade enough, dizzy chuff, fisticuffs...

[The attention wears off and she's suddenly pissed, again.]

[Hook 1: Azealia Banks' part]
I haven't thrown my shade enough. I haven't thrown my shade enough.
Shade enough, shade enough.
I - I haven't thrown my - I haven't thrown my
I haven't thrown my shade enough. I haven't thrown my shade enough.
Shade enough, shade enough
I - I haven't, I haven't, I - I - I - I

[She suddenly takes a seat as she's realised that Lil' Kim has @ed her on Facebook.]

[Bridge: Jake.'s Queer]
One-trick-pony always flops, her jig's up
Don't see that man, cause I've got her blocked.
We're told we ignore her hits,
Truth is we don't hear of it,
'Cos her label's dropped.
No fees, more pleas, more beef,
She'll drop that tape on us but her verses are just sleaze.
Not black? Avoid her please,
'Cos she'll summon up summin' dumb
'bout curry n' poppadoms and be rude
'bout your mum too. This bitch is scum.

[Hook 3: Azealia Banks' part]
Sure enough
My mouth is running, and you can't keep up
Let me break it down for you:
I'm bitter, and always looking for
A conflict, so - **** youuuu...
[Hook 2: Twitter Twisters]
Shade enough, crazy stuff, ain't she rough?
Shade enough, crazy stuff, ain't she rough?

[The chorus of gays put a hex on Azealia Banks and she is never heard of after this performance again. Jake exits the stage triumphantly and is promptly hit on by all of them.]
~

[Josy]

Omg Jake :laugh3:

I'm a bit behind btw

[T*]

Why would you do this to my baby azealia

[Jamie89]

Yas @ Shady Love!!! Brilliant Shaun :laugh2:

[Pete.]

Stream Big Big Beat

http://gifs.gifme.io/i/e3b479df9a.jpg

[Josy]

[emoji23] Brilliant Shaun

[Tom4784]

This was honestly flawfree from start to finish :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Shaun. Great lyrics! Love the song too. Your lyrics with the song work really well together. Congrats! :dance::dance::dance:

[Shaun]

Thanks all :love:

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[Drew.]

Great work Shaun

http://i.imgur.com/rTYG1JX.jpg?1

[SuperV]

loved it Shaun in my top 4!

[Wizard.]

That was great entertainment Shaun I bet Azealia was cheap to hire for the night

[Wizard.]

loved it Shaun in my top 4!

I thought we wern't allowed to say stuff like this?

[Shaun]

.
The arena is in near total darkness. The distant roar of a storm can be heard in the distance.

A floodlight illuminates the stage. Rain begins to fall.

Demonica Interzis takes to the stage in a sweeping black dress.
http://i.imgur.com/7YXDFly.jpg


Que music

Demonica Interzis- Breaking Your Rules- (To the music of Adele's Hello)

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Josy, It's me.
Another in-fraction, for the tenth time this week,
'Don't avoid the, swear filter',
'Don't post this on here' In-sults, and cau-sing drama',

Josy, Can you hear me?
I'm in TiBB prison again, and I don't like the looks from Marsh,
He's says come over, sit with me,
Puts his arm around my shoulder and his hand goes to my knee

says there's is no difference between vag and cock
and a crus-ty wa-nk sock


-A STAGE INVADER STORMS THE SLIPPERY SURFACE OF THE STAGE AND LUNGES AT DEMONICA. HE PULLS OFF HER WEAVE TO REVEAL A SHINY LANDSCAPE OF FLESH REFLECTING THE LIGHTS LIKE A MOON IN ORBIT AMONGST THE STARS!
THE CROWD GASP IN HORROR AS A VICIOUS GAME OF TUG OF WAR ENSUES. BOTH SLIP IN THE RAIN AS A CRASH OF LIGHTENING GLOWS AROUND THE ARENA.
SECURITY FILL THE STAGE AND PULL THE STRUGGLING INVADER AWAY FROM DEMONICA WHO SITS IN A PUDDLE OF DRAMATIC STAGE RAIN WATER.
SUDDENLY THE CROWD START TO CHANT AND SHE MANAGES TO RISE TO HER FEET. THEY CHANT FOR HER TO CARRY ON AND WIPING A TEAR AND THROWING THE WEAVE SHE VICTORIOUSLY WON TO THE GROUND.
SHE LOOKS AROUND DEFIANTLY AS THE MUSIC BOOMS AROUND THE ARENA


Hello from the other side.
You must have banned a thousand times,
for all of my 'bai-ting', and my 'in-sul-ting posts',
buts its not my fault, that I'm, a grumpy bald ****.

Hello from the outside,
The attacks I endure make me cry,
believe me I'm sorry, for breaking your rules,
but it don't matter, your warn-ings make me calm and be cool, for a while


Mod team, How are you?
one unread noti-fi-cation, I wonder what it could be?
I hope, for a social group invite,
but when I open it, and see I can't help but die a little inside.
Its no secret that I'm lo-sing hair,
and running out of life.

So hello from the other side
You must have banned a thousand times
for all of my 'bai-ting', and my 'in-sul-ting posts'
buts its not my fault, that I'm, a grumpy bald ****

Hello from the outside
The attacks I endure make me cry
believe me I'm sorry, for breaking your rules
but it don't matter, your warn-ings make me calm and be cool, for a while


WOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo 'stop this'

WOOOoooooooooooooooooooWooooooooooo 'do not do this'

ooooooooooooooo 'wishing death on housemates'

'don't do this'

Hello from the other side
You must have banned a thousand times
for all of my 'bai-ting', and my 'in-sul-ting posts'
buts its not my fault, that I'm, a grumpy bald ****

Hello from the outside
The attacks I endure make me cry
believe me I'm sorry, for breaking your rules
but it don't matter, your warn-ings make me calm and be cool, for a while

[Morgan.]

I thought we wern't allowed to say stuff like this?

It ruins the suspense a little, but he hasn't given away exact scores so idk

[T*]

In my top minuses TBH Shaun, how dare you!!! :hmph:

[SuperV]

Oi don't be rude to Iggy she is the only good rapper from Australia....


Apart from Rebel Wilson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_4Sdi-dWs0

[Shaun]

oh Croatia should've been before Moldova OH CALAMITY. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000266334864/fd8c8aa0b4de08826ffdfd1cb37dee01_normal.jpeg

[Shaun]

Glenn's stage directions are how I imagine all Adele concerts to be

[Tom4784]

:clap1: Glenn

[Drew.]

Much better than the original :clap1:

[Josy]

:laugh3: nice one Glen

[Wizard.]

I felt like I was watching a Drag Queen lip syncing it was fantastic

[Jamie89]

Love it :clap1: "grumpy bald ****" :laugh3:

[T*]

oh Croatia should've been before Moldova OH CALAMITY. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000266334864/fd8c8aa0b4de08826ffdfd1cb37dee01_normal.jpeg



DeAD TO ME

[Shaun]

ffWGt8KnicU

[T*]

Glenn's stage directions are how I imagine all Adele concerts to be



can YA STOP FILMIN ME IM REAL NOT A DVD LUV

[Johnnyuk123]

Wonderful Glenn! Really really good stuff! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[SuperV]

Hey Josiah can you not live stream Adele...

Its a live show and she is live in person, their are a lot of people out there who couldn't get in to watch Adele sing live.

hahaha

[Wizard.]

I'm moving to croatia bye

[Shaun]

Croatia

Artist: Jamieroquai
Song Title: Virtual Insanity

(The video is just the music, and the lyrics that go with it are below)
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Lyrics:

Oooooh, hey hey
Oh!
What the hell is tibb?

Let me tell you...

There is a world online
A man can go
When things ain't right
outside your door

It's all in reach
From where you are
Wherever you may be

If you're not giving all your love to this world
It's not hard now be told

I'll say again
It's all in reach
Yeah reaching's what we do

You're never gonna change the way they think
But press enough you'll push them to the brink
Disclaimer now: I'm not condoning baiting

Woahhh!

It's a shady world we're living in
That you can't escape but most of us emersed in tibb would not change what we have, coz

Users
Make this
Virtual insanity
Seem almost
Normal?
Compared to what we've come to know
And users
Twisting
Words through this technology
Will all make sense in time
In this crazy world online

It's addictive if you let it in
An unhealthy escapism?

Sometimes you'll crave
The chat and games
And ranking of your pop faves

And sometimes as members
We can abuse each other
For the drams
But that's not Josy's way

Well that's what she said yesterday
There's nothing left to do but slay
You'll find it hard to find a better forum

Whooaaahhhh, from movie clubs
To song comps, even football stuff

There's something to distract you from the outside world

Users
Make this
Virtual insanity
Seem strangely
Normal
Compared to what we've come to know
And users
Twisting
Words through this technology
Well now you will be fine
For we're all right here online

Whoa!

Whether gay, bi or pan
Even if you're a Hometown stan
All are welcome in this insanity
Forget about your reality

There's nothing so bad
Though the multi's make us mad
So yeah
Join yeah!

Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh

Users
Make this
Virtual insanity
Seem almost
Normal
Compared to what we've come to know
And users
Twisting
Words through this technology
Oh now we will be fine
Coz we've all found love online

J2blxZgoUU8
.

[SuperV]

Loved it!

[T*]

That was so amazing that no word of a lie I tripped whilst reading and now my primark flip flop is broke

[Tom4784]

That was so amazing that no word of a lie I tripped whilst reading and now my primark flip flop is broke

Jamie's powah.

[Josy]

That was really well done Jamie

[Drew.]

I haven't heard Jamiroquai in agesss, brilliant song

[Black Dagger]

One of my favourite songs of all time :clap1:

[Shaun]

twPwmMUqZAo

[Johnnyuk123]

Jamie! :clap1::clap1::clap1: So so good! Well done! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Tom4784]

I apologise in advance for this rushed mess you're about to see.

[T*]

I apologise in advance for this rushed mess you're about to see.



We're used to it :hee:

[Shaun]

The Mod and the Hulk
By Dezzy Cray Bansen

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I grow thirsty every time that you log on
You always seem to write in Haikus
I never know when you'll post again
I'm in love with Arista
(We see a VT in the background depicting various famous romance scenes from films. We see Arista lift Dezzy up onto the rails of a cruise ship only to drop him overboard when he hears someone mention Jeremy Corbyn.)

In the night I spam your wall and
Wanna know when you're coming on
Don't ignore me, message back
I want your love
(We see Arista open his front door, Dezzy is there with a series of messages written on cards declaring his love. Arista slams the door in his face and goes back to watching Pointless on Bloated BBC1HD.)

You're messy and you love Trump
But I'd still give you a pump
So let's go to bed, turn on TV
Watch Sky News
(We see Dezzy and Arista at a pottery wheel, sensually creating a sculpture of Donald Trump out of clay but the scene changes and Dezzy realises that he is sensually spinning a clay wig with Glenn instead.)

So let's get down and funky
Give me your love, I'll be your Junkie
You always buy Smartprice in bulk
You're Bruce Banner, I'm your She-Hulk
(Dezzy is hanging upside down in a rainsoaked New York Alley, Arista pulls down Dezzy's mask and leans in for a kiss, he notices Dezzy's wallet lying on the floor. He steals the wallet and leaves Dezzy hanging in the rain.)

I rewatch our love story in (1080p) HD
I guess this is Life in the City
Oh, Why won't you love me?
Blame it all on New Labour
(We see Dezzy singing passionately to Arista in a french playhouse. Arista presses his buzzer and Dezzy doesn't get through to the next round. Dezzy then dies of Tuberculosis.)

When you're not here and things get boring
I start banning people just for fun
Don't ignore me, PM back
Before everyone's gone
(We see Dezzy lying lifelessly in a chapel after drinking posion. Arista looks at him and he considers using the poison on Dezzy's lips to join him in the afterlife but then he remembers there's 5% off of 4K TVs at Asda Wallmart and opts to do that instead.)

This really isn't stalking
Ooh, it's just true love
Let me wear you like a glove
Oh
(Arista and Dezzy are dancing at a snooty club when Dezzy runs at Arista who then lifts him up into the air. Arista struggles to keep hold of Dezzy and drops him, calling him fat as he hits the floor. Dezzy becomes a quadriplegic as a result of his injuries.)

Arista, you were like a dream
filling out those faded jeans
Our love's a right wing twister
I'm in love with Arista
(We see Dezzy running through an airport, trying to get to Arista before he boards a plane and leaves forever. Dezzy then gets arrested and sent to prison for trying to board a plane without buying a ticket thereby ruining his career and life prospects for nothing.)

It feels like I'm playing Yandere Sim
and this relationship's looking grim
Don't ignore me, don't say bye
Notice me Senpai
(We see Arista cheat on his wife The Truth with Dezzy, he becomes obsessed with Arista and torments his wife and his young daughter Mock. He eventually ends up being shot and killed in a bath by the Truth in an ending that most critics described as being inferior to the original.)
~

[Tom4784]

This must be how Britney Spears feels about Britney Jean :worry:

[Jamie89]

Thanks for the comments :blush: (I was really unsure about it :worry:) Glad you liked it! (...sorry about the flip flop!)

[Shaun]

The greatest love song ever told

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Dezzy! :dance::dance::dance:

[Drew.]

Feel a bit emotional after that

[SuperV]

Last song!

[Josy]

[emoji23] [emoji23] love it dezzy

[Wizard.]

Sadder than the Notebook :'(

[Morgan.]

Only have until 9 so I think I'm going to just make it!

[Shaun]

rIxZZkV6agY

Josiah decided to design his own Postcard, soz SuperV x

[Wizard.]

omg who's the hunk?

[Jamie89]

Amazing Dezzy :lovedup:

[SuperV]

All good, good job on the postcard!

[Tom4784]

Thank you for your polite comments :love:

[Black Dagger]

****ing slain by the glasses removal.

[Shaun]

Name: Josiah Stuart (me)
Song: Too Hard to Care
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
I've been beat down,
f-ed up for you;
caught in a landslide of emotions,
all for you,
they've been complaining about you;
causing a riot in my heart...

Chorus 1:
But it's too hard to care,
time to say goodbye.
Cause you've been cheating,
now you're causing me to hurt;
but the fire's never over,
heart is broken,
but there's just one thing to say...
I'm gone!

Verse 2:
I'm going under,
gasping for air;
felt like a failure now that we're done,
I'm still thinking about you;
our breakup was messy,
and I'm just wanting to die...

Chorus 1:
But it's too hard to care,
time to say goodbye.
Cause you've been cheating,
now you're causing me to hurt;
but the fire's never over,
heart is broken,
but there's just one thing to say...
I'm gone!

Spoken Bit (Bridge):
Having realised that leaving you
by possibly killing myself
hurts a lot. The world needs me,
and you need me.
There's no way I can be in this world
without you...

Chorus 2:
It was too hard to care,
I was out of line.
Cause I am running,
falling into your arms;
but the fire's never over,
love is mended,
now there's no need to say;
That it was too hard to care,
I was out of line.
Cause I am running,
falling into your arms;
but the fire's never over,
love is mended,
now there's no need to say...
I'm gone!
I'm home,
and it's so much better to be with you;
than without you.

https://soundcloud.com/josiahstuart/too-hard-to-care
~

[Tom4784]

****ing slain by the glasses removal.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/f19127770632190559739b5b3fa5c2fd/tumblr_inline_nljj64FZel1qasjlf.gifhttps://38.media.tumblr.com/468dd685c324c906c471609cb7abc5b7/tumblr_inline_nljj***asQ1qasjlf.gif

Oh **** off at that filter.

[Wizard.]

screaming at Josiah's masterpiece being on soundcloud for a month already :bawling:

[T*]

Amazing!

[Tom4784]

Josiah slaying us all with his consistent brilliance :clap1:

[Morgan.]

Can we send in votes cause I have to go right now?

[Jamie89]

I'm in a landslide of emotions right now.

Loved it, Josiah. So raw :love: :lovedup:

[Johnnyuk123]

Loved it Josiah! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[T*]

Can I be all gimmicky and reveal my votes love using a scoreboard?

[Drew.]

Josiah slaying us all with his consistent brilliance :clap1:

this

great work Josiah

[Morgan.]

Can I be all gimmicky and reveal my votes love using a scoreboard?

Is it that tummiweb one?

[T*]

Is it that tummiweb one?



No I'm making it myself

[T*]

Can I be all gimmicky and reveal my votes love using a scoreboard?



This is of course, tomorrow.

[Morgan.]

No I'm making it myself

It'll be cool to see, I think!

[SuperV]

screaming at Josiah's masterpiece being on soundcloud for a month already :bawling:


Jamala teas? :nono::nono::nono: :laugh:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/k2n0SNN.jpg
We're back!
My colonic went brilliantly, and my anus now shines.
All fourteen songs have now been revealed and we can now confirm that voting is open!
Below, links to all fourteen songs can be found to refresh your memory.
We'll be back tomorrow night to reveal the results, but also for something else-
Community service obligations!
No Augustine! We're performing a song for the very first time.
Oh. Voting is now open!

http://i.imgur.com/bIbcGcV.png - #1 - Italy - Mokka - "Me Your Multi" by Conor McGregor (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684273&postcount=389)
http://i.imgur.com/w1v9HpV.png - #2 - Greece - Riley95 - "Greek in Me" by Anastasia Papadickus (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684287&postcount=401)
http://i.imgur.com/jIs8Mmt.png - #3 - Gibraltar - johnnyuk123 - "Troublemaker" by johnnyuk123 (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684307&postcount=416)
http://i.imgur.com/YQfB9t6.png - #4 - Spain - Drew. - "My Stance" by Dyke (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684330&postcount=439)
http://i.imgur.com/8JO58gn.png - #5 - Australia - SuperV - "Sound of Typing" by Dah-Me! (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684355&postcount=462)
http://i.imgur.com/X9KuDbY.png - #6 - Malta - Nicky91 - "Thunder of Your Heartbeat" by Gabriela N (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684371&postcount=478)
http://i.imgur.com/79uIGbw.png - #7 - Iceland - Niamh - "Bold" by Spanku Johnny (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684394&postcount=496)
http://i.imgur.com/zDtZV1m.png - #8 - Sweden - Tom* - "Empire State of Unkind" by Felicia Quiche (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684406&postcount=506)
http://i.imgur.com/CGyLNDM.png - #9 - Cyprus - Jake. - "Don't Go Breaking my Heart" by Elton Russell & Jade Good-Dee (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684422&postcount=521)
http://i.imgur.com/rS1ZZ5k.png - #10 - Estonia - Shaun - "Shade Enough" by Twitter Twisters (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684443&postcount=540)
http://i.imgur.com/GR0M0yg.png - #11 - Moldova - Glenn - "Breaking Your Rules" by Demonica Interzis (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684458&postcount=553)
http://i.imgur.com/v6VpglK.png - #12 - Croatia - Jamie89 - "Virtual Insanity" by Jamieroquai (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684481&postcount=570)
http://i.imgur.com/xrk1Z0Q.png - #13 - United Kingdom - Dezzy - "The Mod and the Hulk" by Dezzy Cray Bansen (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684495&postcount=581)
http://i.imgur.com/sheWoId.png - #14 - Denmark - Josiah - "Too Hard to Care" by Josiah Stuart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684512&postcount=597)

Judges: Please use the social group you're involved in to rank all fourteen songs from best to worst.
All other members: Please send me a PM with the following voting template:

12pts (favourite song):
10pts:
8pts:
7pts:
6pts:
5pts:
4pts:
3pts:
2pts:
1pt:

Voting closes at 7pm tomorrow - bear in mind you cannot vote for yourself, and please keep your votes discrete! Thanks all for the entries, and good luck tomorrow. XO

[SuperV]

Do/can you vote for yourself?

[Shaun]

Oh, no, sorry, you can't vote for yourself :p forgot that rule.

[Tom4784]

I'm perched for Rudolph and Augustine's song.

[T*]

Vote for Sweden or I'll get Jake to put you in the coffin display

[Wizard.]

Strong lineup!

As there's 14 songs and only 12 points to give out, I assume you don't give yourself any points so we have to give another country nil points?

[Jamie89]

Love Love Peace Peace? :amazed:

[Shaun]

Strong lineup!

As there's 14 songs and only 12 points to give out, I assume you don't give yourself any points so we have to give another country nil points?

Sadly yes, but in the past there's been 20+ songs before so it would've meant giving 0 to roughly 8 or 9 or more songs :worry: so this should result in a pretty good spread of points.

[Wizard.]

Love Love Peace Peace? :amazed:

only if this queen is involved http://66.media.tumblr.com/8be40e70af4d4d1d5dc952942621ca9c/tumblr_o76wbzfYXG1soteuvo2_400.gif

[Tom4784]

I shall be voting a little later <3

[Josy]

That was amazing josiah :flutter:

[Josy]

Everyone done a brilliant job with their songs, this is going to be sooooo hard to judge, good luck all.

[Jamie89]

only if this queen is involved http://66.media.tumblr.com/8be40e70af4d4d1d5dc952942621ca9c/tumblr_o76wbzfYXG1soteuvo2_400.gif

:laugh2: This and a shirt-open-twerking Mans :fc:

[Jamie89]

I'm going to view them all again tomorrow and vote afterwards, it's gonna be really hard.

[Wizard.]

Greece will be voting now bc/ I need to be home before dark :D

[SuperV]

Voted!

[Wizard.]

Also are there no Telly (forum) votes or is it just Jury?

[T*]

Also are there no Telly (forum) votes or is it just Jury?



It's everyone

[Shaun]

Nah other members are free to vote if they wish :spin2: the jury/participating-members' votes aren't revealed anyway because I'm sure some will want theirs kept private.

[T*]

Can I be all gimmicky and reveal my votes love using a scoreboard?



Shaunathan pls respond

[Shaun]

Oh um, if you really want to :worry: and as long as it doesn't take up time :fist:

[T*]

Yaaaay ❤️

[Moosething]

Amazing entries everyone! I loved the postcards too :clap1:

[Denver]

So i can vote?

[Glenn.]

Moldova has voted. Good luck to you all.

[Shaun]

yes adam

[Mokka]

Just went through the night with Mokka daughter... and we duet sang many of the songs together out load while laughing, crying, and eating popcorn... all simultaneously...

You have all been brilliant and outstanding once again :clap1: :clap1: :clap1:
Going to cobble together some votes now ... but congrats to all !!

[Jake.]

i might be drunk but these were fantastic

[Mokka]

i might be drunk but these were fantastic

Or Both !! :amazed:

[Mokka]

buts its not my fault, that I'm, a grumpy bald ****

You're forgiven :fan:

[Mokka]

Users
Make this
Virtual insanity
Seem almost
Normal
Compared to what we've come to know
And users
Twisting
Words through this technology
Oh now we will be fine
Coz we've all found love online

:dance:
I love this Jamie :lovedup:

[Ammi]

..I've just read through the lyrics on all of the songs and they have to be the highest standard of any contest, I think...:love:..they really are all amazing entries and going to be so hard to place in order...you all blow me away with your talents..(and also a little bit with how deliciously mad you all are..)...:lovedup:...I laughed so much at some and then others have made me quite emotional with how beautiful and touching they are...the beauty of TiBB and beauty of you guys...:flutter:...

[Ammi]

..Dezzy, your love for Arista has been the worst kept secret on TiBB but that you're finally giving in and acknowledging it.../bang on beautiful, baby...:flutter:...

[Ammi]

...and Johnny, your love for Dezzy has been the worst kept secret on TiBB...etc, etc...a bit of a triangle, eh...and stifled longings in SD...

[Ammi]

..I'm going to take a stand and refuse to vote unless we're all given goodie bags filled with whatever medication Jake is on...

[Nicky91]

http://i.imgur.com/k2n0SNN.jpg
We're back!
My colonic went brilliantly, and my anus now shines.
All fourteen songs have now been revealed and we can now confirm that voting is open!
Below, links to all fourteen songs can be found to refresh your memory.
We'll be back tomorrow night to reveal the results, but also for something else-
Community service obligations!
No Augustine! We're performing a song for the very first time.
Oh. Voting is now open!

http://i.imgur.com/bIbcGcV.png - #1 - Italy - Mokka - "Me Your Multi" by Conor McGregor (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684273&postcount=389)
http://i.imgur.com/w1v9HpV.png - #2 - Greece - Riley95 - "Greek in Me" by Anastasia Papadickus (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684287&postcount=401)
http://i.imgur.com/jIs8Mmt.png - #3 - Gibraltar - johnnyuk123 - "Troublemaker" by johnnyuk123 (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684307&postcount=416)
http://i.imgur.com/YQfB9t6.png - #4 - Spain - Drew. - "My Stance" by Dyke (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684330&postcount=439)
http://i.imgur.com/8JO58gn.png - #5 - Australia - SuperV - "Sound of Typing" by Dah-Me! (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684355&postcount=462)
http://i.imgur.com/X9KuDbY.png - #6 - Malta - Nicky91 - "Thunder of Your Heartbeat" by Gabriela N (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684371&postcount=478)
http://i.imgur.com/79uIGbw.png - #7 - Iceland - Niamh - "Bold" by Spanku Johnny (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684394&postcount=496)
http://i.imgur.com/zDtZV1m.png - #8 - Sweden - Tom* - "Empire State of Unkind" by Felicia Quiche (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684406&postcount=506)
http://i.imgur.com/CGyLNDM.png - #9 - Cyprus - Jake. - "Don't Go Breaking my Heart" by Elton Russell & Jade Good-Dee (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684422&postcount=521)
http://i.imgur.com/rS1ZZ5k.png - #10 - Estonia - Shaun - "Shade Enough" by Twitter Twisters (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684443&postcount=540)
http://i.imgur.com/GR0M0yg.png - #11 - Moldova - Glenn - "Breaking Your Rules" by Demonica Interzis (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684458&postcount=553)
http://i.imgur.com/v6VpglK.png - #12 - Croatia - Jamie89 - "Virtual Insanity" by Jamieroquai (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684481&postcount=570)
http://i.imgur.com/xrk1Z0Q.png - #13 - United Kingdom - Dezzy - "The Mod and the Hulk" by Dezzy Cray Bansen (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684495&postcount=581)
http://i.imgur.com/sheWoId.png - #14 - Denmark - Josiah - "Too Hard to Care" by Josiah Stuart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8684512&postcount=597)

Judges: Please use the social group you're involved in to rank all fourteen songs from best to worst.
All other members: Please send me a PM with the following voting template:



Voting closes at 7pm tomorrow - bear in mind you cannot vote for yourself, and please keep your votes discrete! Thanks all for the entries, and good luck tomorrow. XO



okay my feedback on all songs:

Italy - good song Mokka, and i understand you won last year, another great job

Greece - i loved this song, Riley it reminds of Britney Spears and Lady GaGa

Gibraltar - one of my favourite european countries actually, the song isn't really my cup of tea, but great effort of course :)


Spain - fresh, dope and exciting, nice work Drew :)


Australia - this is very good SuperV, wow i enjoyed it


Malta - first of all i want to thank everyone for the wonderful feedback, it's my first time doing TiBB Eurovision, and i'll return next year definitely, i like it https://3a09223b3cd53870eeaa-7f75e5eb51943043279413a54aaa858a.ssl.cf3.rackcdn.c om//29f53b2067b6a4e8686edb013a33a50a2705449347-1375098289-51f655b1-360x251.jpg

this is Gabriela N, for the ones who don't know yet

Iceland - good song, and Niamh well done :clap1:


Cyprus - Jake, what was this, i have no words for this :joker:


Estonia - Shaun, this was good, but is it good enough i don't know


Moldova - Glenn, i like this song very much


Croatia - Jamie89, we are good friends and this is a good song, be proud of yourself

United Kingdom - Dezzy, this could be a winner, it really could be, i love it


Denmark - Josiah, nice song and i like it

[T*]

okay my feedback on all songs:



Italy - good song Mokka, and i understand you won last year, another great job



Greece - i loved this song, Riley it reminds of Britney Spears and Lady GaGa



Gibraltar - one of my favourite european countries actually, the song isn't really my cup of tea, but great effort of course :)





Spain - fresh, dope and exciting, nice work Drew :)





Australia - this is very good SuperV, wow i enjoyed it





Malta - first of all i want to thank everyone for the wonderful feedback, it's my first time doing TiBB Eurovision, and i'll return next year definitely, i like it https://3a09223b3cd53870eeaa-7f75e5eb51943043279413a54aaa858a.ssl.cf3.rackcdn.c om//29f53b2067b6a4e8686edb013a33a50a2705449347-1375098289-51f655b1-360x251.jpg



this is Gabriela N, for the ones who don't know yet



Iceland - good song, and Niamh well done :clap1:





Cyprus - Jake, what was this, i have no words for this :joker:





Estonia - Shaun, this was good, but is it good enough i don't know





Moldova - Glenn, i like this song very much





Croatia - Jamie89, we are good friends and this is a good song, be proud of yourself



United Kingdom - Dezzy, this could be a winner, it really could be, i love it





Denmark - Josiah, nice song and i like it



Where's Sweden :fist:

[Nicky91]

Where's Sweden :fist:

oops, my feedback on Sweden, also a nice song, sorry i forgot :hehe:

[Amy Jade]

Can I vote or only people who entered?

[Nicky91]

Can I vote or only people who entered?

if you want to vote, you have to sent a pm to Shaun with your votes :)



but as it's my first time you can Always ask Shaun if you can vote, but if it was up to me, you can vote my queen :love:

[T*]

Amy everyone can vote as usual

[Amy Jade]

if you want to vote, you have to sent a pm to Shaun with your votes :)



but as it's my first time you can Always ask Shaun if you can vote, but if it was up to me, you can vote my queen :love:

Thank you xx

[Jamie89]

:dance:
I love this Jamie :lovedup:

Croatia - Jamie89, we are good friends and this is a good song, be proud of yourself

Thank you both :flutter:

[Nicky91]

Thank you both :flutter:

and what did you think of my song?

[Jamie89]

and what did you think of my song?

I loved it Nicky, very imaginative and poetic :flutter:

[Shaun]

Estonia - Shaun, this was good, but is it good enough I don't know

LOL

[Nicky91]

LOL

i was being positive in my feedback :)

[Black Dagger]

Found ranking as a judge really difficult this time round because I only really enjoyed my top 5 or so. But then I am too scared to ever participate because I don't have the creativity to get involved so just stick myself on the panel, so who am I to really judge.

[T*]

so who am I to really judge.

our songs!!!

[Black Dagger]

our songs!!!

I have done so :hee:

[Crimson Dynamo]

My votes have been cast good luck everyone

[Jake.]

good luck for later everyone, some great entries :clap1:

[Jamie89]

That was really hard, but voted. Good luck everyone!!

[Shaun]

A lot closer than usual this year... I'd say it was a six horse race really :think:

Received votes from Adam, Nicky91, 'NorthNessie' (ok), Amy Jade, Drew, Ninastar, SuperV, Glenn, Jake, Mokka, Jamie89, Dezzy, Riley95, johnnyuk123, Moosething and myself.

Of those who've submitted a song I only need votes from Josiah, Niamh and Tom*

[Nicky91]

A lot closer than usual this year... I'd say it was a six horse race really :think:

Received votes from Adam, Nicky91, 'NorthNessie' (ok), Amy Jade, Drew, Ninastar, SuperV, Glenn, Jake, Mokka, Jamie89, Dezzy, Riley95, johnnyuk123, Moosething and myself.

Of those who've submitted a song I only need votes from Josiah, Niamh and Tom*

now you've got me excited :hee:

[Morgan.]

It was definitely really hard to judge for my first year, the standard was so, so high! In the end, I marked certain criteria out of 5 or 10 - and totalled it up out of 35 so I can find some songs which connect to me more than others.

It's a shame because there's some that I loved but didn't fit my criteria so I added some bonus points for them!

[Jake.]

dead at NorthNessie

[Ross.]

Bye he/she is a lovely member in the BBCAN forum so stop this slander at once

[T*]

NorthNessie is lovely :nono:

[Nicky91]

NorthNessie is lovely :nono:

I agree, i also like NorthNessie :clap1: :clap1:

[Shaun]

idkha sorry :worry: It wasn't dismissive it was just like "you have so few posts where did you come from?!?!?"

[Jake.]

If she gives me 7 points I'll like NorthNessie too

[T*]

jake she's not your sERVANT

[Wizard.]

Yes it was very difficult to award my points because for some reason I thought it went 8,9,10,11,12 not 8,10,12 so I had a few at the end where I was like "oh **** I have no more points to award" lol but good luck everyone I'm sure we're in for a shock result tonight (I don't know for sure but I am kind of psychic)

[Mokka]

I forgot to say, on my read back of the thread, Riley, you had me in stitches with you comments throughout the competition... I my or may not have given you extra points because of it :hehe:

[Nicky91]

Yes it was very difficult to award my points because for some reason I thought it went 8,9,10,11,12 not 8,10,12 so I had a few at the end where I was like "oh **** I have no more points to award" lol but good luck everyone I'm sure we're in for a shock result tonight (I don't know for sure but I am kind of psychic)

wish me luck for tonight :)

[Cherie]

Johnny :joker: that could be a summer club classic

[Nicky91]

Johnny :joker: that could be a summer club classic

Johnny also surprised me with that song





and don't forget if you haven't voted, please sent a pm to Shaun with your votes :)

https://31.media.tumblr.com/aa31a5cbfad13e0b403efb69d450b86b/tumblr_inline_ne41s3cOYx1qiihii.jpg

[Mokka]

wish me luck for tonight :)

Good luck Nicky :fc:

[LukeB]

voted :ninja2:

[Wizard.]

I forgot to say, on my read back of the thread, Riley, you had me in stitches with you comments throughout the competition... I my or may not have given you extra points because of it :hehe:

Awh thank you! I'm not sure Anastasia will be thrilled though that her double G size tits and loukaniko didn't win people over

[Nicky91]

Good luck Nicky :fc:

thank you Mokka, also Good Luck to you :fc:

[Johnnyuk123]

Johnny :joker: that could be a summer club classic

Hi Cherie! Glad you enjoyed it! :wavey:
It was a great night last night. Loads of great songs. We all had a right good laugh.:joker:

[Nicky91]

Hi Cherie! Glad you enjoyed it! :wavey:
It was a great night last night. Loads of great songs. We all had a right good laugh.:joker:

Johnny, did you also enjoy my song?


http://data.whicdn.com/images/56532755/original.jpg

[Wizard.]

wish me luck for tonight :)

Me and the Angels send all good vibes to all contestants

[Johnnyuk123]

Johnny, did you also enjoy my song?


http://data.whicdn.com/images/56532755/original.jpg

Yes i did along with everyone's songs. I loved them all.:wavey:

[Wizard.]

okay my feedback on all songs:
Greece - i loved this song, Riley it reminds of Britney Spears and Lady Gaga


Thanks that was me trying to appeal to the TiBB demographic of single gay 16 year old males :fc:

[Nicky91]

Me and the Angels send all good vibes to all contestants

thank you Riley, also sending you some good vibes :lovedup:

[Nicky91]

Thanks that was me trying to appeal to the TiBB demographic of single gay 16 year old males :fc:

yeah, you've done really well then

[T*]

Thanks that was me trying to appeal to the TiBB demographic of single gay 16 year old males :fc:

This feels aimed at me :laugh3:

[Shaun]

I've got to go out for a bit so can someone else take it upon themselves to prod people (including Ammi & Josy) for votes please :worry:

[T*]

vOTE YA ****IN *****

[Nicky91]

I've got to go out for a bit so can someone else take it upon themselves to prod people (including Ammi & Josy) for votes please :worry:

see you later, and i was also asking some people to vote :)

[Wizard.]

This feels aimed at me :laugh3:

:shrug::conf::joker::cheer2::smug:

[Josy]

I've got to go out for a bit so can someone else take it upon themselves to prod people (including Ammi & Josy) for votes please :worry:

I voted in the social group earlier :eek:

[Ammi]

..and voted also...really good luck to you all..:love:..the songs just get better and better each year and you first timers just blew me away with your entries.../you're all stunning and winners...

[Ammi]

..oh and SV's postcards now that I've had the chance to watch them..:lovedup:..stunning, SV..they're beautiful....

[T*]

*sets up deck chair*

[T*]

wait we have a green room
*smacks lucas with said deck chair*

[Black Dagger]

Glad I put you in my bottom 3 now you ****.

[Jøsh]

When is the ceremony?

[Jake.]

seRVANTS

[Jøsh]

Oh, voting is closed BTW.

[T*]

Glad I put you in my bottom 3 now you ****.

yOU DID WHAT

[T*]

Oh, voting is closed BTW.

Thanks, Shaun!

[Mokka]

Glad I put you in my bottom 3 now you ****.

yOU DID WHAT
http://i.imgur.com/AXk7500.gif

[Wizard.]

Came here at 7:15 thinking I missed my debut 14th place

[T*]

Came here at 7:15 thinking I missed my debut 14th place

There's no way you've got 14th tbh

[Mokka]

Came here at 7:15 thinking I missed my debut 14th place


Not you coming for my spot :suspect:

[Shaun]

I'm back now oops :hee: I'll do the results at 8.

[Drew.]

Shauns just cooking and drinking cider, shouldnt be long

[Drew.]

on cue

[Amy Jade]

Good luck everyone, hope my faves do well but impressed with everyone's entrys

[Wizard.]

Not you coming for my spot :suspect:

I'm gonna start a TiBB 'The Biggest Loser' applications open soon x

[T*]

I'm back now oops :hee: I'll do the results at 8.

I best not be having me tea at 8!!!!

[LukeB]

I forgot to say sorry to Shaun for not sending my entry in, I was making a video type thing but my laptop went off :oh: so I lost it so i'm sorry for not saying anything :worry:

[Shaun]

It's OK Luke I only stuck 4 needles in my voodoo doll, dw :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I forgot to say sorry to Shaun for not sending my entry in, I was making a video type thing but my laptop went off :oh: so I lost it so i'm sorry for not saying anything :worry:

not the dog ate my homework..

:idc:

[Wizard.]

It's OK Luke I only stuck 4 needles in my voodoo doll, dw :love:

:joker:

[Jake.]

It's OK Luke I only stuck 4 needles in my voodoo doll, dw :love:

lmao

[Shaun]

Niamh is the only country taking part not to vote so if you want to go and bomb Reykjavik then that's fine by me btw

[T*]

hope that volcano blows up in your face niamh xxxx

[Mokka]

Niamh is the only country taking part not to vote so if you want to go and bomb Reykjavik then that's fine by me btw

I was specifically catering to her vote :fist:

mess

[Jøsh]

I found this on YouTube:

watch?v=4esgED2zqOY

[Shaun]

I was specifically catering to her vote :fist:

mess

:joker: I thought so. At least if you guilt trip her enough now you could get a bouquet of flowers or something

[T*]

She's gone so senile she's forgotten how an Internet works :(

[Wizard.]

France deserves better </3

[Jøsh]

Let's start!

[Shaun]

eMJ8jmBpqyo

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/WlvxxYd.jpg
You join us backstage now as we put on new costumes and get ready to sing our debut song.
This corset is a total bitch.
Later tonight, the results will be announced and we'll find out who has won TiBB Eurovision 2016!
But for now, we've got a show to start. Please welcome... us.

[Amy Jade]

Is that Jonathan Ross?

[Wizard.]

http://i.imgur.com/WlvxxYd.jpg
You join us backstage now as we put on new costumes and get ready to sing our debut song.
This corset is a total bitch.
Later tonight, the results will be announced and we'll find out who has won TiBB Eurovision 2016!
But for now, we've got a show to start. Please welcome... us.

This Is What You Came For -Calvin Harris ft.Rihanna

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/NOHUocH.png

gdqtmnd2T0U

http://i.imgur.com/hrhUMbu.png
Looking for something new?
I scored a line for you
And it's grade A, not C,
You are the drug for me

http://i.imgur.com/ep544Va.png
Belt on my arms is tied,
Need brown sugar inside
I'll heat the spoon for you
Medicate my veins with you.

Down we go with ecstacy
Always resuscitating me,

http://i.imgur.com/hrhUMbu.png
And when I can't get my fill,
You'll be there with twelve more pills.

http://i.imgur.com/hrhUMbu.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/ep544Va.png
There's no, no smoking crack for us
We're already high 'nough, that's enough
We all, we all need weed to get by.

http://i.imgur.com/hrhUMbu.png
With a needle against your chest, you look your very best
On that mattress since three, dare anybody to try and move me

http://i.imgur.com/ep544Va.png
Darling in you I found
Cheapest price by the pound
Don't know what this pill's for but together we can down 3 more
Just don't spew, like rookies do, and choke yourself to death like Breaking Bad, yeah

http://i.imgur.com/hrhUMbu.png
Didn't know you can bake a flan out of a whole bag of premium dope

http://i.imgur.com/hrhUMbu.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/ep544Va.png
Forgot we've got to present Eurovision, embarrassment in front of the nation,
We've all, we've got time for a little more, doesn't start 'til four
There's still a whole lot of untouched skunk, hash by the tonne,
We all need weed, we all need weed, we all need weed to get by

[Black Dagger]

Iconic :clap1:

[Jøsh]

It's like the FreeView advert.

[Wizard.]

Augustine the real Roxy Mitchell?
http://i.giphy.com/l41YkLbYNlqfSGHK0.gif
Am-a-zing btw

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/ep544Va.pngmazing

[Jake.]

amazing shaun :joker:

[Shaun]

OK so whilst they head backstage and finish off a pound of something, I'll begin announcing the results in reverse order... before that, though, a couple of you wanted your votes posted publically in here :ninja2:

[Jøsh]

OK so whilst they head backstage and finish off a pound of something, I'll begin announcing the results in reverse order... before that, though, a couple of you wanted your votes posted publically in here :ninja2:

-coughs- Let Augustine/Rudolph respond to mine please.

[Wizard.]

I'd post mine publicly I don't give a

[T*]

Are you posting my video or am I btw

[Amy Jade]

Don't people tend to post their votes after?

[Drew.]

Don't people tend to post their votes after?

yeah, people can if they like

[Shaun]

gZCr5j4h-6M

Like XmasVision, I made a script for my votes.
If you can post it, that'd be great.

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Why are we still wearing Santa hats?
DON'T QUESTION ME.
Kate runs away and it shows a montage of her flying to the UK.
I AM in Australia. Here are our first points.

10 - Estonia
8 - Denmark
7 - Croatia
6 - Italy
5 - Gibraltar
4 - Spain
3 - Cyprus
2 - Iceland
1 - Malta

Now, 12 points from Australia go to.. AUSTRALIA!

DON'T DO A RUSSIA 2015!!!!!
(imagine it louder than that THX sound)

Our twelve points go to Sweden. NOT AUSTRALIA. Bye!

http://tummiweb.com/scorewiz/scoreboard/view/155351/tibb-eurovision-2016---denmarks-points

To Clarify:
12 - Australia
10 - Sweden
8 - Italy
7 - Gibraltar
6 - Estonia
5 - Malta
4 - United Kingdom
3 - Iceland
2 - Croatia
1 - Spain

(Josiah's is an interactive link if you want to click that and have a quick look)

Think that's everyone's who specifically asked :worry:

[Glenn.]

Bye we need that interactive thing :flutter:

[T*]

oh lordy, thank you both <3

[Wizard.]

yeah that scoreboard is great. Don't worry Josiah love I didn't give you any votes either :love:

[Tom4784]

I wish to give my twelve points to Rudolph and Augustine tbh.