Eurovision 2016 - Final Discussion Thread (8PM, SAT 14TH MAY, BBC ONE HD)

[T*]

We are going to flop on the televote though. If this had been the combined vote I doubt we would have got any points from Czech Republic for example



Yep :(

[Amy Jade]

10

[Jay28jay2]

I'm not content with this 'Ireland no longer giving 12pts to the UK' nonsense

Well its the Jury, they are different to the whole audience

[Samm]

Yas Ukraine

[bots]

ukraine are going to win looooool

[EspeonBB]

Why are Armenia and Spain so low

[T*]

That was the smoothest speech ever

[Johnnyuk123]

Bulgaria and Italy getting mugged off.:nono:

[T*]

WOW

[Jay28jay2]

NO WAY

[Amy Jade]

Wow!!!!

[Samm]

Omg

[LukeB]

wow :clap1:

[bots]

woooooooooooooooo

[EspeonBB]

Omg Malta yas

[Shaun]

GOD BLESS MALTA :clap1:

[Will.]

YASSSSSSS

[Pete.]

The good sister Malta <3

[Braden]

This is going to be tense I can feel it.

I had a feeling we'd get 12 from Malta. I hope we repay the favour tbh.

[Glenn.]

Yas thanks Malta

[Johnnyuk123]

WOW

It's an EU vote. They need our free cash.

[Natalie.]

Omg, what country as that?

[T*]

I love Malta

[Pete.]

Malta always come through :love: When will Ireland?

[T*]

It's an EU vote. They need our free cash.



Even though they consistently vote for us? Please don't.

[Natalie.]

Malta :clap1:

[Braden]

If this is proving anything it's that the juries are more biased than the televoters.

[Mokka]

Malta to UK...wtf

[Pete.]

I'm shocked etc

[bots]

this seems random, which makes a change

[Jay28jay2]

:clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Yesssss

[EspeonBB]

Australia in the lead :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Come on Dami!

[LukeB]

Australia slaying :clap1:

[Samm]

Get that 3!

[Jay28jay2]

I love australia :clap1:

[EspeonBB]

Australia and Ukraine need to stay as the top 2

[Amy Jade]

I liked Ukraine but they don't deserve top 2

[Crimson Dynamo]

Malta is such a great country

[Pete.]

Dami the critics choice :clap1:

[Will.]

How would it work if Australia won, would they have to host it in the morning?

[LukeB]

Not Italy

[Samm]

ohh

[Amy Jade]

Italy was awful **** off France

[Johnnyuk123]

Told you all Italy's song was amazing.

[Pete.]

Not her shading last year lmao

[Jay28jay2]

How would it work if Australia won, would they have to host it in the morning?

:joker: They might have to withdraw from hosting and choose somewhere else (hopefully UK because commonwealth)

[T*]

Praying for Russia to be so downvoted by the jury that they don't get the popular vote and win

[Jay28jay2]

ew we are on the other side

[T*]

Back on the right...

[Johnnyuk123]

If Australia win then it's also a UK win as we are on their flag.:hee:

[Braden]

Good to see Bulgaria doing good in the jury voting, they were not getting votes in the beginning.

Graham keeps speaking like this is the televoting.

[Amy Jade]

Cyprus can die putting up to the right and Rubbish top marks

[Natalie.]

What vote is this?

[Shaun]

I ****ing love Petra

[LukeB]

:worship:

[Pete.]

Australia is killing it

[T*]

YES DAMI

[EspeonBB]

Australia are slaying

[Denver]

Australia is destroying competition

[T*]

he looks TERRIFYING

[Amy Jade]

Australia deserve this

[_Tom_]

So happy to see Australia slaying like this <3

[Pete.]

Mess Israel boycotted last minute?

[T*]

Will Australia pick us to host if they win??

[T*]

Oh my god

[Amy Jade]

Oh **** she's drunk

[Johnnyuk123]

She meant inviting Australia to the event.

[T*]

Giving me that beyonce fan singing vid teas

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ukraine fck off and don't stink this competition out

[_Tom_]

Will Australia pick us to host if they win??

Well Graham Norton said Australia shouldn't be in the contest and that it was a joke, so I doubt it!

[Johnnyuk123]

Oh **** she's drunk

She is now known as Drunky and not Dami,:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Mokka teas

[Amy Jade]

Well Graham Norton said Australia shouldn't be in the contest and that it was a joke, so I doubt it!

He's irish so blame Ireland

[EspeonBB]

If Australia wins, Germany will probably host

[T*]

Ukraine fck off and don't stink this competition out



[emoji102]

[Amy Jade]

We deserve to be higher up the board

[Braden]

Lola from Eastenders got a new job in Germany?

[Amy Jade]

Kim Woodburn :love:

[Mokka]

Why is Spain getting paid dirt??

[Headie]

Dami <333

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hamburg?

[EspeonBB]

Really Germany?

[T*]

Even Petra's surprised

[Jay28jay2]

Finally some points

[LukeB]

thanks Russia

[Pete.]

Us to turn Communist?

[Shaun]

Everyone goes to delete their Russia shade

[Denver]

Wow thanks Russia

[Braden]

ew that statement felt very political from the Russian spokesperson.

[EspeonBB]

0 to Ukraine from Russia

[Mokka]

Why is Sweden getting so many votes??

[EspeonBB]

Screaming @ Norway

[Amy Jade]

Oh wow didn't expect that!

[Pete.]

Not Norway shading Sweden

[T*]

Does she have brittle bones D:

[Denver]

She needs to eat

[Jay28jay2]

Who is the Australian host?

[EspeonBB]

Norway bitter they didn't qualify?

[Johnnyuk123]

Italy 12 points again, Told you.:hee:

[T*]

Yaaaay!

[Shaun]

Belgium are really surprising :worry:

[T*]

THE ****

[Braden]

I shocked at Belgium. I thought it would be my fave that would flop.

[_Tom_]

Was that Dami's mum?

[LukeB]

Yasssss :clap1:

[Pete.]

I was convinced we would give Australia 12

[Samm]

Um

[T*]

????

[Pete.]

Lucas on the UK jury?

[LukeB]

what?

[EspeonBB]

Was Lucas on the UK jury

[_Tom_]

Georgia??? :umm2:

[Amy Jade]

So Lucas is our jury?

[Braden]

I'm shocked ****less at that :joker:

[LukeB]

Slay Australia :clap1:

[T*]

AUSTRALIA [emoji178][emoji178][emoji178][emoji178]

[EspeonBB]

Australia have a huge lead

[Johnnyuk123]

I smell a rat.

[Pete.]

Lucas on the UK jury?

Was Lucas on the UK jury

So Lucas is our jury?

https://67.media.tumblr.com/db02d743528b3cd5ada56b8bf884ae67/tumblr_mzeyzbpqnl1sn4x99o1_250.gif

[Braden]

Can we make sure that Lucas still has a pulse?

[LukeB]

I like Ukraine but their win would be disappointing.

[Samm]

Not Greece plugging

[Samm]

Ashleigh?

[EspeonBB]

So Greece gave Russia 12 bc a Greek wrote the song? :joker:

[LukeB]

Is that BB10 Karly?

[T*]

I love avril

[Pete.]

Avril is Lithunaian?

[Natalie.]

She looks like that scottish karly

[LukeB]

:lovedup: Australia

[Crimson Dynamo]

Australia was so obviously the best

Last week

[T*]

I love avril



Avril is Lithunaian?



SNAP

[Pete.]

I love avril

Avril is Lithuanian?

https://67.media.tumblr.com/db02d743528b3cd5ada56b8bf884ae67/tumblr_mzeyzbpqnl1sn4x99o1_250.gif

[T*]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/db02d743528b3cd5ada56b8bf884ae67/tumblr_mzeyzbpqnl1sn4x99o1_250.gif



:love:

[LukeB]

Is that BB10 Karly?

She looks like that scottish karly

https://67.media.tumblr.com/db02d743528b3cd5ada56b8bf884ae67/tumblr_mzeyzbpqnl1sn4x99o1_250.gif

[Amy Jade]

Charity Dingle is here

[_Tom_]

I'm shocked that Belgium are doing so well! :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

If the Ukraine is the only challenger then i want Australia to win.

[Pete.]

I screamed at Petra

[Natalie.]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/db02d743528b3cd5ada56b8bf884ae67/tumblr_mzeyzbpqnl1sn4x99o1_250.gif

:laugh:

[T*]

Really really hope Australia aren't knocked out of their placement
Idk if it's even possible but still

[Shaun]

Petra is out-shading Graham tbh <3

[LukeB]

More points for Australia :clap1:

[Shaun]

these little numbers of points are lovely

[Amy Jade]

Ohhh daniel is hot!

[T*]

Petra is out-shading Graham tbh <3



:lovedup:

[Johnnyuk123]

Who will Australia pick to host next year if they win?

[T*]

SLAAAAAYyy

[Shaun]

GODDESS.

[EspeonBB]

Omg Verka :love:

[Braden]

Verka <333

[Amy Jade]

Someone check on Tom

[Pete.]

Really really hope Australia aren't knocked out of their placement
Idk if it's even possible but still
Yeah it's very possible especially since most European countries tend to vote for their neighbours (unless we got it wrong all these years and it was the jury that was biased)

[Pete.]

Petra is out-shading Graham tbh <3
Legend

[EspeonBB]

Petra is hilarious

[_Tom_]

Petra is such a shady bitch I love her :laugh:

[Samm]

Why are Spain, Italy, France and Germany leaving us out

[_Tom_]

Stephanie Beacham?

[Braden]

Petra's fake smile just then lmfao

[T*]

Omg it's maraaya

[Amy Jade]

All the bloody Polish are here scrounging off us but don't give us a bloody point

[LukeB]

Australia :worship:

[Headie]

Praying Australia don't get knocked off by Ukraine in televoting

[T*]

He literally has Apple EarPods in

[Amy Jade]

Praying Australia don't get knocked off by Ukraine in televoting

I'm worried :worry:

[T*]

Is he wearing a bin bag

[_Tom_]

Praying Australia don't get knocked off by Ukraine in televoting

Impossible!

[Pete.]

Malta :clap1:

Poor Germany though

[_Tom_]

Oh, televoting :worry:

[EspeonBB]

Praying Australia don't get knocked off by Ukraine in televoting

I think she'll beat Ukraine in the televote. Idk about Russia :worry:

[LukeB]

Australia winning the jury vote

[Johnnyuk123]

Poland getting mugged off.:nono:

[Shaun]

if she loses after that lead :worry:

[Amy Jade]

Hopefully the jury have given Dami enough points so nobody can catch up (especially Russia)

[Pete.]

Our Dami is losing it to Russia :(

[LukeB]

Australia is now favourite to win

[Shaun]

Dami liking Beyonce?

[Johnnyuk123]

Thats a vodka and lemonade.

[EspeonBB]

The show is meant to end in 5 mins lol

[Smithy]

The show is meant to end in 5 mins lol

They start announcing the winner now but in reverse order from 26

[Amy Jade]

Australia :fc:

[Braden]

Not to be a hateful bitch but I genuinely want Ukraine to win over Australia.

[LukeB]

Come on Australia

[Samm]

Mess

[T*]

****

[Shaun]

:umm2:

[Braden]

That's so ****ing harsh

[Amy Jade]

Ouch we got burned

[Pete.]

Messs

[Pete.]

The fact that Georgia beat Malta is trash

[Natalie.]

:conf2:

[_Tom_]

This is so tense OMG

[Pete.]

Poland Tim Dormer still in?

[Amy Jade]

This is scary!

[T*]

I feel sick

[EspeonBB]

Omg poor UK

[Samm]

Not us bottom 3 confirmed

[Shaun]

Poland and Austria being in the top ten of voting :facepalm:

[Braden]

Bulgaria is in it too <3

[Pete.]

The fact that we were in the top half a few mins ago, the EU hate us :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

How are Poland so high???

[Mokka]

Why is Ukraine so high up :umm2:

[Braden]

I can't deal with this it's so tense.

[Pete.]

We need Ukraine out now if Dami wins

[T*]

Well done Zoe! She was so sweet

[EspeonBB]

How is Poland still in

[Amy Jade]

I thought she was saying Australia then I was like wttttfff

[_Tom_]

OMG I thought she was going to say Australia :laugh:

[Denver]

UK were robbed

[LukeB]

this is tense

[Samm]

Austria :love:

[Pete.]

Austria and Australia sounding the same :conf2:

[_Tom_]

Heart attack averted!

[T*]

I hate this so much

[Amy Jade]

Poland top 5? What. The. ****.

[Braden]

I swear if Bulgaria win with a **** load of points after they won in my dream...

[Pete.]

How is Poland still in? Here for it doing well so Dami wins

[T*]

OMG I thought she was going to say Australia :laugh:



Same

[Natalie.]

Do you prefer it this way or the other way?

[Samm]

Mess Poland still in

[T*]

Yaaas Bulgaria

[EspeonBB]

Wtf @ Poland

[Amy Jade]

Hasn't Australia won now?

[Pete.]

Do you prefer it this way or the other way?
The traditional way I think

[Amy Jade]

Australia have won!

[Pete.]

We need Jason in here to scrutinise the maths

[Braden]

Third from last, eeek.

[Shaun]

Poland being top four is a joke

[T*]

It's horrible when you've seen the rehearsal and they say the exact same ****ing lines

[Smithy]

Screaming at Poland

[T*]

It makes it feel so staged

[Amy Jade]

Stop telephone voting tbh Poland being top 4 is literally a joke

[Pete.]

Poland being top four is a joke
It will scrape 200 points

[T*]

WHAT

[Pete.]

Trash!!

[Samm]

eek

[Shaun]

omg :worry:

[T*]

NO

[Will.]

oh

[Braden]

OMFG OMFG OMFG

[Natalie.]

The traditional way I think

Me too

[EspeonBB]

Omg bye

[Amy Jade]

Ukraine have won then wow wtf

[bots]

come on bulgaria !!

[T*]

Do you prefer it this way or the other way?



otHER

[Natalie.]

No :worry:

[Smithy]

There's no way Ukraine are gonna get 300 points I'm sure she has it in the bag

[_Tom_]

:worry: I need to pee

[Shaun]

222pts for third... Dami could well be doomed :worry: