You can get pregnant from 'dry humping', even if your underwear is still on

[Crimson Dynamo]

:nono:

One for the younger members


You can get pregnant from 'dry humping', even if your underwear is still on
Breastfeeding doesn't prevent women from conceiving
You can get still pregnant if the man hasn't ejaculated at all
You can get pregnant from a toilet seat


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WHAT CAN'T GET YOU PREGNANT
You can't get pregnant from anal or oral sex, or if semen does not get into contact with your vagina. :omgno:
You can also not get pregnant if you've gone through menopause and are no longer fertile - despite what Kris Jenner's apparent 'scare' on a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
It's important to remember that no contraception method is foolproof, and it's best to be careful if you don't intend on getting pregnant. Always wear 3 condoms and make sure you rinse them before reuse.


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[Shaun]

:omgno: sharia law has the right idea. separate the sexes immediately.

[Niamh.]

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though :worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:omgno: sharia law has the right idea. separate the sexes immediately.

:joker:


And :clap1: to the gays for not getting each other pregnant - women take note

[Ninastar]

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though :worry:

actually just cackled at this

[Shaun]

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though :worry:

You could just say his name was Lou tbf

[Niamh.]

You could just say his name was Lou tbf

:fan:

[Livia]

My synagogue doesn't encourage sex because it may lead to dancing.

[Marsh.]

"Are you pregnant?"

"Not unless sperm can get through a sash window"

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dinnerladies/images/c/cb/Bren.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111011200448

[Marsh.]

You can get still pregnant if the man hasn't ejaculated at all

I thought this was obvious. :nono:

[Ross.]

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though :worry:

:joker:

[Livia]

"Are you pregnant?"

"Not unless sperm can get through a sash window"

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dinnerladies/images/c/cb/Bren.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111011200448

Waaaaaaaaahahaha....

[Will.]

What if your gay?

[Marsh.]

What if your gay?

:suspect:

[Will.]

:suspect:

You know what I meant :oh:

[Marsh.]

You know what I meant :oh:

Yes. You're asking if gay men can impregnate each other. :shame:

[Will.]

Yes. You're asking if gay men can impregnate each other. :shame:

Well I don't know! I went to a catholic school! They never taught us anything about physical relationships! :oh:

[Marsh.]

Well I don't know! I went to a catholic school! They never taught us anything about psychical relationships! :oh:

Not psychical relationships :shame:

[Will.]

Not psychical relationships :shame:

You know what I meant :oh:

[Tom4784]

Not psychical relationships :shame:

Will is a mutant :worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

What if your gay?

I dont think a gay man can get a women pregnant from bottom sex but i would be careful with cream pies and gravity

:suspect:

[Marsh.]

I dont think a gay man can get a women pregnant from bottom sex but i would be careful with cream pies and gravity

:suspect:

omfg:joker::joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

You can also not get pregnant if you've gone through menopause and are no longer fertile - despite what Kris Jenner's apparent 'scare' on a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

http://i.imgur.com/Szp2Npr.jpg

[Jamie89]

Always wear 3 condoms and make sure you rinse them before reuse.

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though :worry:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Josy]

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though :worry:

:laugh: