[Christmas Dynasnow]

One for the younger members

• You can get pregnant from 'dry humping', even if your underwear is still on
• Breastfeeding doesn't prevent women from conceiving
• You can get still pregnant if the man hasn't ejaculated at all
• You can get pregnant from a toilet seat

WHAT CAN'T GET YOU PREGNANT
You can't get pregnant from anal or oral sex, or if semen does not get into contact with your vagina.
You can also not get pregnant if you've gone through menopause and are no longer fertile - despite what Kris Jenner's apparent 'scare' on a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
It's important to remember that no contraception method is foolproof, and it's best to be careful if you don't intend on getting pregnant. Always wear 3 condoms and make sure you rinse them before reuse.


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[Shaun]

sharia law has the right idea. separate the sexes immediately.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Originally Posted by Shaun

sharia law has the right idea. separate the sexes immediately.

And to the gays for not getting each other pregnant - women take note

[Ninastar]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though

actually just cackled at this

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though

You could just say his name was Lou tbf

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Shaun

You could just say his name was Lou tbf

[Livia]

My synagogue doesn't encourage sex because it may lead to dancing.

[Marsh.]

"Are you pregnant?"

"Not unless sperm can get through a sash window"

[Marsh.]

You can get still pregnant if the man hasn't ejaculated at all

I thought this was obvious.

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

"Are you pregnant?"

"Not unless sperm can get through a sash window"

Waaaaaaaaahahaha....

[Will.]

What if your gay?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Will.

What if your gay?

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

You know what I meant

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Will.

You know what I meant

Yes. You're asking if gay men can impregnate each other.

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Yes. You're asking if gay men can impregnate each other.

Well I don't know! I went to a catholic school! They never taught us anything about physical relationships!

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Will.

Well I don't know! I went to a catholic school! They never taught us anything about psychical relationships!

Not psychical relationships

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Not psychical relationships

You know what I meant

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Not psychical relationships

Will is a mutant

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Originally Posted by Will.

What if your gay?

I dont think a gay man can get a women pregnant from bottom sex but i would be careful with cream pies and gravity

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I dont think a gay man can get a women pregnant from bottom sex but i would be careful with cream pies and gravity

omfg

[Jordan.]

You can also not get pregnant if you've gone through menopause and are no longer fertile - despite what Kris Jenner's apparent 'scare' on a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Always wear 3 condoms and make sure you rinse them before reuse.

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Imagine having to tell your kid that their dad was a toilet seat though