BB17 - Big Brothers Bit On The Side Discussion Thread

[Calderyon]

After the launch show tomorrow starting at 11:05 PM on C5.

[Ant.]

can't wait for rylan to make me want to kill myself

[Jason.]

can't wait for rylan to make me want to kill myself

You'll already be dead from the bleach

[MB.]

I'm glad we're an optimistic bunch

[Ant.]

You'll already be dead from the bleach

I drank a cup last time and I didn't even need my stomach pumped and my cousin survived like, a pint. Bleach isn't very effective at killing you tbh

I just like the way the aftertaste burns and lingers for two hours
luckily the launch this year is 2 hours so i can see which hurts more - the bleach, or the atrocious mess of a launch

[Ross.]

Loving this lesson on how much bleach it takes to kill yourself

[Ant.]

Loving this lesson on how much bleach it takes to kill yourself

it's more of an experience than BB will ever be

[RichardG]

Here we go again

Let's see how long it is before I give up on BOTS this year :think:

[MB.]

Meanwhile, the panel line-up for the first week has been announced

Episode 1 - Eamonn Holmes, Vogue Williams, Dan Wootton
Episode 2 - Dan Wootton, Matt Richardson, Vogue Williams
Episode 3 - Matt Richardson, Eamonn Holmes, Zainab from EastEnders
Episode 4 - Vogue Williams, Dan Wootton, Eamonn Holmes
Episode 5 - Dan Wootton, Matt Richardson, Vogue Williams, Eamonn Holmes, Sonia

[Ant.]

Meanwhile, the panel line-up for the first week has been announced

Episode 1 - Eamonn Holmes, Vogue Williams, Dan Wootton
Episode 2 - Dan Wootton, Matt Richardson, Vogue Williams
Episode 3 - Matt Richardson, Eamonn Holmes, Zainab from EastEnders
Episode 4 - Vogue Williams, Dan Wootton, Eamonn Holmes
Episode 5 - Dan Wootton, Matt Richardson, Vogue Williams, Eamonn Holmes, Sonia

such diversity

time to crack open the domestos

[MB.]

I hear Dan Wootton has unfortunately had to pull out and shall be replaced by Tiffany Pollard

[Henry2014]

Rylan just said Tiff will be on tomorrow and meet all the housemates before they enter...

[Ant.]

I hear Dan Wootton has unfortunately had to pull out and shall be replaced by Tiffany Pollard

receipts?

just want to know before i cancel my pre-order for bleach

[Samm]

The extension for the BOTS studio because of Tiff's boobs?

[Ross.]

Meanwhile, the panel line-up for the first week has been announced

Episode 1 - Eamonn Holmes, Vogue Williams, Dan Wootton
Episode 2 - Dan Wootton, Matt Richardson, Vogue Williams
Episode 3 - Matt Richardson, Eamonn Holmes, Zainab from EastEnders
Episode 4 - Vogue Williams, Dan Wootton, Eamonn Holmes
Episode 5 - Dan Wootton, Matt Richardson, Vogue Williams, Eamonn Holmes, Sonia

Why does it literally consist of Eamonn, Dan and Vogue for the whole week

[Ant.]

Rylan just said Tiff will be on tomorrow and meet all the housemates before they enter...

glad to see he's learning

[Ant.]

The extension for the BOTS studio because of Tiff's boobs?

or for Rylan's shrine

[Spoon]

I hear Dan Wootton has unfortunately had to pull out and shall be replaced by Tiffany Pollard

Don't tease!

Matt Richardson is also a frequent panelist this week. If he takes the place of someone analyzing body language, :dance:

[MB.]

Oh I forgot Joe Swash'll probably be on the panel at some point won't he

[Ant.]

Perched for Tiff to be the new Luisa

[Spoon]

Perched for Tiff to be the new Luisa

Yes please! :flutter:

[Jack_]

Rylan just said Tiff will be on tomorrow and meet all the housemates before they enter...

Tiff being treated as the real winner she was and Borey T being paid dust <3

[Firewire]

Why does it literally consist of Eamonn, Dan and Vogue for the whole week
This isn't real Ross

[Ant.]

Tiff being treated as the real winner she was and Borey T being paid dust <3

hew?

[MB.]

This isn't real Ross

Wait what

[Guuki]

No more Rylan dancing going down the stairs at the beggining of every episode. I hope the new set has no stairs.

I'm excited to see Tiffany tonight on BOTS. She was brilliant yesterday on Rylan's show.

[zakman440]

Tonight's panel:

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[Marsh.]

No more Rylan dancing going down the stairs at the beggining of every episode. I hope the new set has no stairs.

:)

[Firewire]

Perched for Tiff

[MB.]

You know how they usually have the winner of the January CBB on the launch show panel? Not that I'm saying anything but this is just confirmation that Tiff won isn't it

[Headie]

Perched for Tiff

Same

[Morgan.]

No more Rylan dancing going down the stairs at the beggining of every episode. I hope the new set has no stairs.

I'm excited to see Tiffany tonight on BOTS. She was brilliant yesterday on Rylan's show.

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I hate to disappoint you but ...

[Lostie!]

Oh I thought @officialkeith was Cheggers. </3

[Jack.]

Welp at them saying it was going to be a brand new bots set when it's just the same one with a makeover like every year :laugh:

[Morgan.]

Welp at them saying it was going to be a brand new bots set when it's just the same one with a makeover like every year :laugh:

Apparently the only thing staying the same is the stairs, other than that if bots regulars enter they won't recognise it. Then again this came from Rylan so ...

[Jason.]

I miss when launch night panels were good </3

Tiffany is the only person worth watching tbh

[Tregard]

Dana International?!

[MB.]

"Not one, not two, but two entrances"

Kill this whole thing with fire

[T*]

TIFF

[Amy Jade]

Tiff :love:

[T*]

I have a crush on Joel Dommet tbh

[T*]

oMG ITS DANAAAAAAA

[Firewire]

Don't think that's possible, Dana

[Braden]

****ing adore Dana International.

[T*]

Don't think that's possible, Dana



It could be a drag baby

[Marsh.]

Rylan's jacket. :umm2:

[Ross.]

Tiff :love:

[MB.]

Why are Tiffany Pollard and Debbie McGee sitting at the same table

[Marsh.]

4 minutes people! 4 MINUTES before he plugged his own show. :bored:

[Firewire]

Debbie can go

[Mitchell]

After 4 weeks of up late with Rylan please no

[Marsh.]

Why are Tiffany Pollard and Debbie McGee sitting at the same table

This is how the world ends?

[Marsh.]

Debbie can go

The woman is grieving you heartless bastard!!!

http://i.giphy.com/l41YkLbYNlqfSGHK0.gif

[Firewire]

Keith can go

[Braden]

Someone get that piece of confetti out of Tiffany's hair.

[Ross.]

only here for Emma and Tiff

[Amy Jade]

Keith dropping tea at Lara being jealous of Teesh

[MB.]

Did Tiff just accidentally reference the Debbie McGee Mrs Merton sketch because if so that is bleak

[Firewire]

Emma <33

[LukeB]

Emma bragging about her set to Rylan <3

[JTM45]

only here for Emma and Tiff

Same here:clap1:

[Marsh.]

The HQ being three people and two monitors.

:)

[Ross.]

The BOTS set does look good tbf

[RichardG]

Ok the updates to the set are actually quite good ?

[Ross.]

oh ffs not Rylan's mum :joker:

[Marsh.]

Now his fecking mum. PISS OFF.

[Ross.]

this show really does revolve around him

[JTM45]

Oh **** off Rylan you twat!!!!

How......just HOW.....did they give him his own show ?

[Braden]

What is this?

[Marsh.]

She can't speak properly either.

[Jordan.]

Is this up late with rylan

[MB.]

Rylan's mum to do a Marvin Gaye Sr? :fc:

[reece(:]

Linda's left Jane's bedside to help Rylan with a new face?

[LukeB]

Rylan's mum >

[JTM45]

Rylan's mum is a bloke!

[Ross.]

not here for Emma's only segment on this show being about Rylan's mum

[Kazanne]

Now his fecking mum. PISS OFF.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Rylan's mum to do a Marvin Gaye Sr? :fc:

:joker:

[Walter White]

Hi, guys.

[Tinsel Toes]

oh ffs not Rylan's mum :joker:

Did she used to be his dad ?

[Xtopher]

Love that Tiff got to do the interviews.

[Kazanne]

Hi, guys.

:wavey:

[MB.]

Why is the guy from The Voice in the audience

[LukeB]

Tiffany :lovedup:

[Ross.]

Has Tiff locked Michelle Visage in her basement?

[_Tom_]

Tiffany with the dildo :laugh2:

[Jason.]

Ugh I just love Tiffany so much :lovedup:

[Jordan.]

Loving this

[LukeB]

Tiffany "would you go in for the dick" :joker:

[Kazanne]

Did she used to be his dad ?

:joker::joker:

[Firewire]

NOT queefs

[Marsh.]

Tiffany to take over BOTS please.

[drantb]

Tiff to replace Rylan plz

[Cal.]

Love this lady :love:

[Mitchell]

At least Tiffany is likeable unlike when Fakeass Visage did this

[LukeB]

Tiffany to take over BOTS please.

You stanning Tiffany :amazed: ?

[Headie]

Up Late With Tiff?

[Marsh.]

You stanning Tiffany :amazed: ?

Excuse me I wanted her to win back in January. :hee:

[Cal.]

Tiff dishing out the lashings :clap1:

[Firewire]

Tiffany makes me scream

[LukeB]

Excuse me I wanted her to win back in January. :hee:

I didn't know this :unsure:

[MB.]

Seriously though why is Debbie McGee there

[Marsh.]

I didn't know this :unsure:

FAKE ASS

[Braden]

Debbie being the only one taking it seriously :p

[Marsh.]

Seriously though why is Debbie McGee there

She needs to pay the bills now Paul's gone.

[Ross.]

Wasn't Marsh banned back then :fan:

[Marsh.]

Wasn't Marsh banned back then :fan:

Yeah, weren't I banned for like 2 months. :hehe:

[LukeB]

FAKE ASS

you don't have a profile favourite and you didn't discuss her much during that on-season :oh:

[Walter White]

:wavey:

:wavey: How are ya?

[Firewire]

Rylan seems to be morphing into Bruce Forsyth

[LukeB]

Evelyn "I'm a messy bitch" queen

[Marsh.]

you don't have a profile favourite and you didn't discuss her much during that on-season :oh:

I was banned for the majority of it.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/0590f2ef9171d9c120daa59db8f36233/tumblr_ndb4gwvIJW1tfn6k7o1_500.gif

[LukeB]

I'm loving this so much :flutter:

[Braden]

Twins: "We want everyone to be equal and have world peace."
Tiff: "Good luck with that ****!"

:joker:

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Evelyn is great <3

Tiff and her sex talk is great, but it's reminding me she miscarried and making me sad... :(

[Jack_]

I love Tiff being the winner of CBB17 <3

[Walter White]

Yeah, weren't I banned for like 2 months. :hehe:

I was banned for the majority of it.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/0590f2ef9171d9c120daa59db8f36233/tumblr_ndb4gwvIJW1tfn6k7o1_500.gif

What for?

[Cal.]

Tiff was SO robbed ugh

[Ross.]

Marsh is the resident troublemaker around here RoboCop

Stay clear of him

[Marsh.]

What for?

I can't remember.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/0590f2ef9171d9c120daa59db8f36233/tumblr_ndb4gwvIJW1tfn6k7o1_500.gif

[Firewire]

Why is Keith there

[Walter White]

Marsh is the resident troublemaker around here RoboCop

Stay clear of him

Will do.

[Marsh.]

Will do.

:omgno:

I will hound you now.

[Jack_]

lol if she just started sucking one of their dicks and they had to stop filming

[Marsh.]

The gay guy shouts out vegetables during sex. :umm2:

[llNicolall]

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/styles/housemate_thumbnail/public/Evelyn-Housemate-BB-2016-Sash.jpg?itok=59m2T1wN

MY WINNER

[Braden]

Tiff making the most of why Alex was even cast.

[Goodbye Summer]

Tiffany interviewing the housemates is bloody hilarious! :joker:

[Marsh.]

Tiffany getting all wet at the pussy talk.

[Jack_]

Tiff for main show host! Imagine the interviews :joker:

[Firewire]

I am screaming

[Marsh.]

Rylan "He likes to put pussy on the PEDAL STOOL"

:unsure:

[Firewire]

Yassss the GC's impact

[Ross.]

YASSSSSSS the GC promo :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

So glad they've forgot Michelle and ushered in Tiff :love:

[Goodbye Summer]

I'm surprised Tiffany hasn't started shagging one of them yet.

[Cal.]

Not the GC making an appearance<3

[llNicolall]

here for tiffany to take over Rylan :laugh:

[_Tom_]

**** IT.

[Cal.]

Tiffany needs to be a regular pannelist

[Headie]

Mess @ Debbie

[Marsh.]

Debbie's had enough with this sh*t. :clap1:

[Firewire]

Go on Martin, clock ha!

[Jack_]

'Is being a journalist going to help him play the BB game? Cause he's used to playing that game?'

Who writes these questions?

[Ross.]

did Debbie actually realise what she signed up too

[Marsh.]

did Debbie actually realise what she signed up too

Widow got bills to pay.

[Jack_]

'It's like a complicated swamp' :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

'Is being a journalist going to help him play the BB game? Cause he's used to playing that game?'

Who writes these questions?

Rylan probably gets them off his "pedal stool". :idc:

[Walter White]

did Debbie actually realise what she signed up too

Too late to ask now. He's dead.

[Jordan.]

Screaming at Tiff thirsting over all the men

[Jack_]

Dirty Des is getting the vaseline out at home right now wondering why he ever sold Channel 5

[Marsh.]

Tiffany being told the scientific term for "licked out" and not being able to pronounce it. :joker:

[Jack_]

Rylan probably gets them off his "pedal stool". :idc:

:joker:

[Braden]

Sam doesn't feel that gay men should be stereotypical, yet he has a sassy alter-ego named Gloria :/

[Jordan.]

Sam doesn't feel that gay men should be stereotypical, yet he has a sassy alter-ego named Gloria :/

Mess mte

[Marsh.]

"Other ___________ are available"

That joke got old when you started it three years ago Rylan love.

[Marsh.]

"Other ___________ are available"

That joke got old when you started it three years ago Rylan love.

[Jack_]

BOTS audience serving TiBB

[Firewire]

"Other ___________ are available"

That joke got old when you started it three years ago Rylan love.

He has to say it

[Headie]

Sam doesn't feel that gay men should be stereotypical, yet he has a sassy alter-ego named Gloria :/

Andy is our saviour tho!

[Nick.]

I love Debbie McGee

[Marsh.]

He has to say it

Of course he does. :hee:

[Lostie!]

Sam doesn't feel that gay men should be stereotypical, yet he has a sassy alter-ego named Gloria :/

Not here for another Dan, being convinced he's not a stereotype as he minces around the garden.

[reece(:]

Tiff is a saviour

[Jack_]

Of course he does. :hee:

He does, it's less a joke and more of a regulatory requirement

They do it on loads of TV and radio shows, you can't give one company prominence over another unless they're actually sponsoring you

[Marsh.]

Not here for another Dan, being convinced he's not a stereotype as he minces around the garden.

:joker:

And now he's married to fecking Rylan.

[Jase.]

Tiff is literally making me cry with laughter :joker:

[Braden]

Andy is our saviour tho!

Andy could be the hidden gem of this series. I can't wait for him to steal the show in the first few days ala Kitten and Shahbaz.

[Goodbye Summer]

Tiff is literally making me cry with laughter :joker:

I wouldn't mind her becoming host of BOTS. She cracks me up tbh.

[Marsh.]

He does, it's less a joke and more of a regulatory requirement

They do it on loads of TV and radio shows, you can't give one company prominence over another unless they're actually sponsoring you

So he draws attention to it by mentioning it.

Anyway, he says it far too much for my liking. :nono:

[Ross.]

Not here for another Dan, being convinced he's not a stereotype as he minces around the garden.

:joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

HE'S EVEN IN THE FECKING ADVERTS!!!!!!! :rant:

Thank feck I don't watch C5 much.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Tiffany! LMAO :laugh3:

[Jack_]

I like the extended part of the set, it makes it feel more like BBLB did

[Firewire]

omg Huey Lewis and the News is bisexual?

[Marsh.]

"Are you into guys and girls?"

:laugh2:

[Jason.]

I'm legit only watching BOTS just for Tiffany

[Walter White]

jesus ****ing christ.

[Marsh.]

I like the extended part of the set, it makes it feel more like BBLB did

It's literally a desk and two stools. :joker:

[Guuki]

I find tonight's bots very offensive. Vulgar and sex-talk concentrated. I don't like it at all. Tiffany is funny though.

[Jason.]

"I'm 50 next year"
"You lyin' to me"

:joker:

[Samm]

Bless Jayne <\3

[Marsh.]

"9 million"

"Damn he's smart!"

:laugh2:

[llNicolall]

http://makeagif.com/WtYRau

[Jack_]

It's literally a desk and two stools. :joker:

Yes but it's less of a 180 set now and more a 240 :nono: having different areas as opposed to one straight set reminds me of BBLB

[Nick.]

Awww Tiff. Actually love her.

http://i.imgur.com/JhMLeAO.jpg?1

[Marsh.]

http://makeagif.com/WtYRau

http://i.makeagif.com/media/6-07-2016/WtYRau.gif

[Jack_]

mess the panel doesn't know what's going on and Rylan wants a restraining order :joker:

[Amy Jade]

I want Jayne to be a main hm she seems lovely and funny

[reece(:]

I'm legit only watching BOTS just for Tiffany

x1000

[Amy Jade]

Who's Nicole?

[Braden]

lmfao at the audience member being convinced that Natalie is Lateysha'a mum. Wtf.

[Amy Jade]

Is that really Dana?

[reece(:]

Who's Nicole?

Natalie

[Jase.]

Not Rylan acting like Dana is Madonna

[Firewire]

Not Dana thinking Tiffany is the actual Queen

[Jordan.]

Mess at how bots has been even more trashy than usual tonight

[Braden]

I'm in awe of Dana International.

[reece(:]

Not Dona horny too

[T*]

is this real life

[Jack_]

Mess at how bots has been even more trashy than usual tonight

If it's this trashy all series I might actually like it again

[Amy Jade]

Not Rylan acting like Dana is Madonna

Madonna has never won Eurovision

Dana > Madonna

[Jase.]

Her ****ing voice. MAKE IT STOP.

[Marsh.]

"....With all the details on a very exciting twist"

http://i.imgur.com/B1D9M5E.gif

[T*]

mess @ 00's screen behind her

[Jack_]

"....With all the details on a very exciting twist"

http://i.imgur.com/B1D9M5E.gif

Face to face noms are coming!!!!!!!!

[Jordan.]

If it's this trashy all series I might actually like it again

IA wasn't shading it's been funny

[Firewire]

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SCREAMING, NOT Rylan being held in higher regard

[Ross.]

"....With all the details on a very exciting twist"

http://i.imgur.com/B1D9M5E.gif

:joker:

[fitz2k2]

if tiff was one everyday.bots would die automically.you cant take her serious.its all for show.your gonna sit there for 60mins watching tiff talk about sex.cmon now.

[Ross.]

can we have Tiff as a permanent panelist

[Braden]

I love that the others haven't even bothered to join them since it's been The Tiffany Show all night.

[Goodbye Summer]

This reminds me why I don't watch BOTS very often.

[Firewire]

That was a ****ing mess, here for it

[Jase.]

That was ****ing terrible.

[reece(:]

Not Viva Rylan

[JTM45]

Tiff actually managed to make BOTS watchable tonight.........and that takes some doing!!!

[Jase.]

Yeah, Tiff needs to be on BOTS literally every single night.

[Walter White]

christ, it's nearly 20 years since Dana International won the Eurovision?! Where the **** has my life gone?!

I find tonight's bots very offensive. Vulgar and sex-talk concentrated. I don't like it at all. Tiffany is funny though.

What's wrong with that?

is this real life

Sadly, yes.

Madonna has never won Eurovision

Dana > Madonna

Hm. Strange criterion.

[reece(:]

Tiffany needs to be on every night!

[Jason.]

I'd rather BOTS was just Tiffany sat at the table alone offloading her thoughts for the whole hour tbh

[Marsh.]

I'd rather BOTS was an hour of live feed.

[jet]

I'd rather BOTS was just Tiffany sat at the table alone offloading her thoughts for the whole hour tbh

An hour of crass vulgarity? No thanks. :inamood:

[JTM45]

An hour of crass vulgarity? No thanks. :inamood:

I don't find Tiff crass or vulgar and an hour of her would be so much better than an hour of Rylan. :shrug:

[Firewire]

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Tiff is back to prove haters wrong

[RichardG]

oh god tiffany's back :laugh:

[BBJordan]

Why is Rylan doing a house tour as well? I'm mean it's nice to see another one but ??

[Firewire]

Kezza <3

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

In for Tiff and because I missed most of tonight ep DX

[Headie]

I'm watching this again for Tiffany :clap1:

[LukeB]

Tiffany's back :amazed: her to replace that annoying Michelle :amazed:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Marco thinks he's on holiday :joker::joker:

[MB.]

They're getting their money's worth out of Tiff aren't they

[Braden]

Rylan is look quite good tonight. I'm liking the outfit.

[Ant.]

"tiffany pollard - not related to vicky pollard" :joker:

[callumbb]

I'm only watching this to find out the eviction twist

[LukeB]

Spill it audience member :clap1:

[LukeB]

Kick the guy out

[Shaun]

the shrill gay speaking sense :clap1:

[crazycolaist]

Why is Rylan doing a house tour as well? I'm mean it's nice to see another one but ??

See the little things :)

[Cal.]

Tiff needs to go back in

[crazycolaist]

Gotta love tiff tho, Her vibe is consistent

[Black Dagger]

Can they stop getting a wide on for everything Tyger says thanks.

[Amy Jade]

I knew people would like Marco I ****ing hate him get him out

[Firewire]

Tyger's nudes leaked like two days ago for anyone who cares

[Cal.]

Kerry is obsessed with Jedward she mentions them everytime she's on

[Oaker]

Tyger's nudes leaked like two days ago for anyone who cares

oh

[Cal.]

Nnn at Tiff announcing that he's bisexual so enthuastically

[Amy Jade]

Tyger's nudes leaked like two days ago for anyone who cares

I wanna see! Tumblr...twitter?

[Oaker]

Welp half of the male cast is gay/bisexual