Big Brother 2016 Wednesday 8th Discussion Thread: CH5 10PM

[Shaun]

this is all going to look very silly when Jason outlasts them all :hee:

[smudgie]

Yessssa..can she not talk proppa.
Thick as well as plastic.

[Firewire]

These others are pretty ruthless, they've done well picking them to be fair

They're playing the game well

[lewis111]

why are they leaving it till tomorrow ffs

[Jake.]

clock him Nat

[Black Dagger]

No I'm not having them be there for the whiny bitch who can't get over a bit of dick.

[Amy Jade]

Natalie needs to scalp Andrew

[lewis111]

Yas ready for natalie vs Andrew

[Adamw92]

Yes for Natalie clocking Andrew :clap1:

[Lostie!]

I hate it when they specify "Don't talk like that about a girl".

[MB.]

The fact that the other house is Andrew stuck with a bunch of gays and fag hags is amazing <3

[Ross.]

Natalie :joker: :clap1:

[T*]

slaytalie

[LukeB]

Here for Natalie clocking Andrew

[Ant.]

NATALIE CLOCKING ANDREW

Yes!!

[Braden]

I really like the dynamic of The Other House.

Natalie is a ****ing goddess already. I'm in awe.

[Tregard]

They're playing the game well

*the all-new game

[Marsh.]

Well Jason can't have been too bad a boyfriend.

He's proper FUQ'D all of the movement out of her face.

[Ninastar]

team Jayne IMO

[Daniel.]

Natalie is the gretest C5 hm

[Firewire]

The fact that the other house is Andrew stuck with a bunch of gays and fag hags is amazing <3

Ikr

[Ross.]

team Jayne IMO

:clap1: love her already

[Kazanne]

Well Jason can't have been too bad a boyfriend.

He's proper FUQ'D all of the movement out of her face.

:joker::joker::joker: I can always rely on you :joker::joker:

[Firewire]

I'm so happy they're using element four for the coming up segments

[nonstop]

Natalie is giving so much kiii

[Ninastar]

:clap1: love her already

i dont even know what it is, something about her just makes me cackle

[Lostie!]

I'm loving this show so far, a great first night.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Jason survived that lapdancer bunny boiler hag
He needs a medal

[Jake.]

I'm so happy they're using element four for the coming up segments

I also like the fact that (so far) they're only showing one short clip of what's coming up, not numorous ones

[Daniel.]

Why are all the other womn certified legends?

[Kazanne]

Bet Charlie was a nightmare girlfriend he did well to get rid of the baggage

[Marsh.]

:joker::joker::joker: I can always rely on you :joker::joker:

:smug:

[Shaun]

here for Jayne snatching Jason for herself and becoming the best couple since Michelle & Stu

[Lostie!]

I also like the fact that (so far) they're only showing one short clip of what's coming up, not numorous ones

Oh yeah that too. Those segments are SO much better already.

[Jake.]

I'm loving this show so far, a great first night.

same, they got past what we already saw nice and quickly

[Oaker]

Jayne and Natalie are honestly amazing :love:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Bet Charlie was a nightmare girlfriend he did well to get rid of the baggage

:clap1:

[Braden]

Jayne is going to be like that friend that desperately wants to fit in and just follows the rest of the group around and gets told to shut up whenever they speak.

I love her though :love:

[Marsh.]

Jason survived that lapdancer bunny boiler hag
He needs a medal

:clap1:

He deserves a classy lady whose face moves whilst he's giving it to her.

[T*]

...geoargina

[Firewire]

Marco is a wanker

[Adamw92]

Marco looking to use his hall pass already with ruthless Queen Evelyn... :laugh:

[TomC]

I'm really enjoying this so far, but we need more main house.

[Tregard]

As a lepidoperaphobe, loving that shot of a dead moth

[Kazanne]

...geoargina

Best girl in there.

[Ninastar]

Oh please not a Marco/Evelyn showmance

[Black Dagger]

:umm2:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Do tibb gays ever like straight men?

Straightaphobic scum


:fist:

[lewis111]

I love Charlie

[T*]

GEOARGINA

[Marsh.]

"I'm joking"

"I'm joking"

"I'm joking"

top BANTZ

[SmallMouth27]

I'm so happy they're using element four for the coming up segments
Feels more basic..

[Drew.]

Oh please not a Marco/Evelyn showmance

Thankfully shes not interested

[MB.]

I need a hearing test because I just heard "I love chokers" as "I love Showbiz"

[T*]

(Also i love evelyn's sass)

[Jake.]

so she admits to treating him like **** & then cries when he says he wouldn't want her in there with him lol

[Tregard]

Ryan sounds like a slightly broken robot attempting to learn how to speak English

[T*]

I need a hearing test because I just heard "I love chokers" as "I love Showbiz"

simon does love a certain type of choker
http://i1.cdnds.net/15/20/300x225/uktv-big-brother-2015-simon-gross.jpg

[Marsh.]

MESS at the stripper pole.

[Jake.]

why is the twin wearing an electric shock suit

[lewis111]

Marco is gonna be that really annoying one who makes Alex look ok

[Amy Jade]

'They're in the garden...bastards!'

[Ant.]

Teesh showin her moves

[Firewire]

Andy looks like Scott Mills

[LukeB]

MESS at the stripper pole.

Would have been perfect for Marq so you get your fix.

[Drew.]

I do like how the others have to be on guard and competitive 24/7

[Marsh.]

Would have been perfect for Marq so you get your fix.

oh my god. :flutter:

[Black Dagger]

Not Andy being turned.

[MB.]

Andy looks like Scott Mills

Only if he had a baby with Chris Moyles

[David R]

Marco is already annoying me with his hyperactivity, also the 'hall pass' is kinda disgusting especially if your engaged.

[Shaun]

Jason sitting there and being outplayed by a gay </3

[Tregard]

Dying at that stern nod from Jason

[Firewire]

Only if he had a baby with Chris Moyles

Horrific thought

[T*]

i love the pink gradient behind the others' chair

[Black Dagger]

Here for the Jackson and Sam showmance.

[T*]

wait what if they just change the colour of the lights and there's actually only one chair

[MB.]

Sam likes a "lad's lad"? There's a shock

[Marsh.]

King Jason caring :clap1:

[Braden]

I'm not here for a faux Jackson/Sam showmance.

[Amy Jade]

Likes weird people

Ryans ex...

[Jake.]

"I like weird people" he says whilst being sat next to a cross-breed of Angel McKenzie and Prince

[Moosething]

wait what if they just change the colour of the lights and there's actually only one chair

The colours of the chair are flipped

[Ross.]

Marco is annoying me

[Shaun]

@Vanessa LEAVE THE JACKSON/SAM GIFS ALONE

[lewis111]

Jackso is becoming everything he said he wasn't in his VT

[Marsh.]

The one in the hat will be chucked out for inappropriate behaviour. Calling it now.

[Lostie!]

Jaustin who?

[T*]

I'm not here for a faux Jackson/Sam showmance.

in it for a sex scene tbh

[Ant.]

Jackson should be going for a sexier lad, cant wank to Sam

[jennyfromtheblock8]

The guys all have weird hair this season

[Ross.]

@Vanessa LEAVE THE JACKSON/SAM GIFS ALONE

:joker:

[Headie]

Andrew giving that racist look

[Black Dagger]

Take your homophobic eye rolls and shove it Andrew.

[lewis111]

I love the store room

[T*]

sTOAR RAMS OPEN

[Marsh.]

Andrew looks like he's about to commit mass murder.

[Drew.]

Marco is going to be a ****ing mess

[lewis111]

I'm kind scared of Andrew

[T*]

@Vanessa LEAVE THE JACKSON/SAM GIFS ALONE

:joker::joker:

[Ant.]

"Oh my GOD THERES AVOCADOES!!!!!!!11"

[Amy Jade]

Omgzzzz there's ice!

[Firewire]

Jackson/Sam is how Ross sees me and Marc

[Owen19]

Hyperventilating over REDBUSH TEAA

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Booze here we go ready for the tests and arguments

[Tregard]

Lock them in the store room until they pass out from lack of oxygen please

[Headie]

"Oh my god... And Ice!"

[Ninastar]

my god shut the **** up twins you dont have to screech about everything

[Jake.]

i thought she screamed "DIARYROOMSOPEN" and I was thinking "okay, a) it has been for 2 hours and b) that's the wrong door

[T*]

If andrew wasn't a racist/homophobic **** he'd be cute as ****

[Kazanne]

jesus have the twins never seen an advocado

[Lostie!]

Chelsea looks so awkward :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Natalie :clap1:

[Headie]

Lmao two faced accusations already

[T*]

i thought she screamed "DIARYROOMSOPEN" and I was thinking "okay, a) it has been for 2 hours and b) that's the wrong door

me

[MB.]

The wifebeater isn't a great look for Andrew

[Braden]

in it for a sex scene tbh

Could be here for that. I'm a hypocritical bitch.

[smudgie]

Pong omg omg mg omg get those chuffing twins squealers out.

[Adamw92]

The Others already at each other's throats :clap1:

[Ant.]

I'm kind scared of Andrew

Im scared he'll shoot up the house

[Tregard]

Why is Hughie's nametag a sticker?

[RichardG]

I wouldn't like sleeping in the same room as Andrew at night :umm2:

[Ross.]

Natalie confronting already :joker:

[LukeB]

:clap2:

[Amy Jade]

Andrew was giving her manky looks tbf

[Kazanne]

Pong omg omg mg omg get those chuffing twins squealers out.

Agree so bloody annoying

[Lostie!]

Andrew's such a pussy. All bark and can't hold his own when confronted face to face.

[T*]

someone gif natalie's break off thing i need it

[Jake.]

I wouldn't like sleeping in the same room as Andrew at night :umm2:

especially if I was black, gay or disabled

[Moosething]

"Sneaky little ****" omg

[LukeB]

sly little ****

[Adamw92]

Andrew was giving her manky looks tbf

I think it's just his face tbh

[Firewire]

Natalie :clap1:

[lewis111]

completlet agree with Natalie

[David R]

I like Andrew, I think his is as smart as he acts.

[Lostie!]

All this tension and bitching on the first night :joker: :joker:

[Jake.]

nat <3

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Angry woman

[Amy Jade]

Get Nat in the main house!!!

[Tregard]

Lol Marco so random teehee xo

[MB.]

Natalie sounds exactly like another housemate and I can't remember who

[Shaun]

I am more and more convinced that Marco is Patrick

[Marsh.]

"cause mayhem drama"

GET HER OUT!!!! SEND HER HOME!!!!

[Drew.]

Marco is going to be a ****ing mess

right on cue

[Black Dagger]

Gosh, he's ****ing wild isn't he.

[Firewire]

God I hate Marco

[Ninastar]

lmfao so crazy and different marco!!

[Amy Jade]

Marco is annoying already

[Calderyon]

I do hope the twins hyperactivity is just launch night high and they calm down afterwards.
Otherwise they´re going to get annoying very quickly.

[Samm]

I loov Natalie

[T*]

I am more and more convinced that Marco is Patrick

omg
combine him and hughie
cOMBINE HIM AND HUGHIE

[lewis111]

ugh so many of them are annoying me so much

[MB.]

I like Andrew, I think his is as smart as he acts.

Oh homophobic and misogynistic then?

[Ant.]

Less time of marco being a melt, more time of natalie

[Ross.]

right on cue

:joker:

[Ninastar]

Ryans skin just looks dirty

[T*]

-race and sexuality is duscussed-
*andrew sweats*

[Firewire]

It's nice to see a bisexual guy who isn't afraid to use the label and genuinely he bisexual

[MB.]

Hughie looks like Conor McIntyre if he got into RuPaul's Drag Race

[lewis111]

Marco and Andrew are almost as bad as Ryan

[Shaun]

-race and sexuality is duscussed-
*andrew sweats*

i notice he isn't in the room

probably having a chinwag with thriceshy in the diary room

[Ant.]

Andrew is strangely absent for a conversation about sexuality :suspect:

[Jake.]

tbf to him it's a pretty big thing coming out as a traveller, so fair enough

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Bully watch 2016

[Amy Jade]

Jackson is going to be loved and I'm going to wonder why all series :idc:

[Ant.]

i notice he isn't in the room

probably having a chinwag with thriceshy in the diary room

:joker::joker::joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Marco jumping in the pool with his clothes :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

i notice he isn't in the room

probably having a chinwag with thriceshy in the diary room

:joker:

[Ross.]

i notice he isn't in the room

probably having a chinwag with thriceshy in the diary room

:joker:

[MB.]

"There's a sense of, like, she has a horse"

[Ninastar]

oh please stop with the showmance **** already, **** off

[Marsh.]

"Spoilt for choice"

Yeah, because every single one of them would be interested, right?

[Tregard]

Abz Love + Pete Bennett = Jackson

[David R]

Everyone obsessed with her having a horse!!!

[Ninastar]

its not ****ing romeo and juliet pal

[Black Dagger]

Hughie :joker:

[Will.]

I miss my horse

[T*]

not the store room wall being this
http://puu.sh/jwXjx/a6a31b936f.png

[Calderyon]

Pierre White´s son seems like he has monkey/chimpanzee genes, as he likes to jump, fall and swing on things a lot.

[SmallMouth27]

Booze here we go ready for the tests and arguments

*Hopes for another fight night*

[Jake.]

Hughie's great

[MB.]

"I'm ****ing Ozzy Osbourne"

Oh so that's why he and Sharon broke up

[Ant.]

Okay I change my mind I love Hughie

[T*]

I miss my horse

i miss leona too

[Wizard.]

Jackson is creepy

[Headie]

Anyone else laughing at Jayne and Charlie in the background working out how to work the microwave :joker:

You can hear the beeping ffs :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Yes he can move up from my last place when I do my rankings tonight, I think he will be witty.

[jussumkid]

Yeah Jackson.. you're just a kid from the street... who has modelled with Rita Ora, for CK etc. Play us another one!

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Pierre White´s son seems like he has monkey/chimpanzee genes, as he likes to jump, fall and swing on things a lot.

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Teesh's tiddys almost making an apperance

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Her breasts are massive

[David R]

They never learn to stand near the bedrooms do they!

[Tregard]

Im so annoyed Hughie's odds didnt peak past 20/1 last night now

[lewis111]

the bed decisions is the most tense thing

[Ant.]

Wheres chelsea been for all these 45 mins

[Lostie!]

Chelsea running :joker:

[Shaun]

did marco just "Nope" @ chelsea? I am further unimpressed with him

[Ross.]

Marco serving creep

[Amy Jade]

Marco's laugh is making me want to kick the tv

[Marsh.]

Worzel Gummidge is making me fuqing sick

[Calderyon]

Hughie seems like a good guy and Ryan is a right k**b.

[BBJordan]

Marco is getting annoying now

[Ninastar]

I'm engaged but i want to share a bed with a girl i fancy, LOL so im so quirky

[Amy Jade]

Wheres chelsea been for all these 45 mins

Therapy?

[jennyfromtheblock8]

When did Spocks brother enter the house?

[Firewire]

Marco is literally gonna rape Evelyn I'm actually so worried about her safety

[smudgie]

So many to love..so many to loathe.
BB has hit the jackpot with this bunch.:cheer2:

[Oaker]

The 'Coming Up' segments are so much better <33

[Shaun]

Marco's laugh is making me want to kick the tv

please opt back into tibb nominations just because of this

[Ant.]

Therapy?

:joker::joker::joker:

[lewis111]

We haven't seen the twins, alex, Chelsea or Jayne much at all

[Jake.]

marco continues trying to hard

[Adamw92]

Gotta be so awkward sharing a bed with some randomer you've just met. Especially if that randomer is Marco

[Wizard.]

Andrew been watching too much BBUSA?

[David R]

Marco is acting like a stalker seriously!

[Ross.]

Marco is literally gonna rape Evelyn I'm actually so worried about her safety

He's giving me Jeremy Jackson teas

[Firewire]

He's giving me Jeremy Jackson teas

I know omg

Evelyn better keep ha bra on

[Marsh.]

We haven't seen the twins

No but we've fuqing heard em :bored:

[Marsh.]

I know omg

Evelyn better keep ha bra on

:joker:

[LukeB]

No but we've fuqing heard em :bored:

what a wonderful sound that was :flutter:

[Jake.]

He's giving me Jeremy Jackson teas

Meanwhile Andrew's twitter is giving me Ken Morley teas

[David R]

I know omg

Evelyn better keep ha bra on

I don't think shes currently wearing one!

[Ross.]

I know omg

Evelyn better keep ha bra on

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Gotta be so awkward sharing a bed with some randomer you've just met. Especially if that randomer is Marco

I'd rather sleep at the bottom of the pool than with Marco. Imagine waking up to that laugh I'd think Satan had finally come for me

[Calderyon]

Marco... come on, it´s first night. Act normal, don´t be creepy.

Marco is oozing of potential ejecteé vibes.

[drantb]

Marco is absolutely one of the worst housemates ever. Already. Day 1.

[Firewire]

Meanwhile Andrew's twitter is giving me Ken Morley teas

not him literally being the irrelevant American (neurotic!)

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Why not have enough beds it's not like it's entertaining for anyone

[Adamw92]

I'd rather sleep at the bottom of the pool than with Marco. Imagine waking up to that laugh I'd think Satan had finally come for me

:joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

the bed decisions is the most tense thing

Marco the gentleman :clap1: Offering to share his bed.

[Firewire]

Gold Digger and Proud

Finally a show for me

[LukeB]

This episode went so quick.

[Jake.]

not him literally being the irrelevant American (neurotic!)

not him describing Evelyn as "half Australian, half slut"

[Amy Jade]

Can we not with Marco again my tv is at risk

[drantb]

I don't think Daddy loved Marco enough.

[Ross.]

not him describing Evelyn as "half Australian, half slut"

:joker:

[Samm]

Who punched Georgina in the eye

[Firewire]

not him describing Evelyn as "half Australian, half slut"

welp

[Drew.]

Why do they all look like thin stick men in the diary room

[Headie]

Welp her eye

[Amy Jade]

Georgina stans Teesh :flutter:

[MB.]

Has Georgina got a black eye already or is she just removing her make-up slowly

[Shaun]

Every time Jason is on screen with Marco I'm going to wonder why he isn't reenacting the scene from Casino Royale where he's unable to save someone from drowning.

[LukeB]

I thought Georgina had a random black eye there.

[Adamw92]

Can we not with Marco again my tv is at risk

As long as it's insured you'll be fine ;)

[lewis111]

ugh shut up everyone judges it's natural

[Ninastar]

Jayne ftw tbh

[Marsh.]

Oh Ryan SHUT UP

[Braden]

Ryan can go.

[Jake.]

I thought Georgina had a random black eye there.

fight night 3 probably occured and Channel 5 will notify us next month with a Twitter update

[Firewire]

Ryan is kind of me

I ask people I've recently met so many questions