Big Brother 2016 Fri 10th June LIVE Fake Double Eviction Discussion Thread: CH5 9PM

[lewis111]

omg Ryan's clocked the twisy

[Ant.]

"when we go in... we can go in... and... cause mayhem.... ya!"

[fitz2k2]

hahah the women would feel devastated hahaha

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Ryan clicking the twist

[Jordan.]

Andrews decision making :clap1: tew bad it isn't real though

[Lostie!]

"in their House" cracked me up for some reason :joker:

[LukeB]

omg Ryan's clocked the twisy

Not Dan again.

[MB.]

Hopefully Alex is too busy staring at his abs to bother fighting to become a housemate

[Ninastar]

yaaas get rid of those bores

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Charlie and Ryan of course.

[MB.]

Vote for Natalie and Jayne girls

[lewis111]

omg crowd reactions

[Pete.]

Vote for Natalie and Jayne girls
[2]

[MB.]

(this bit feels quite Channel 4)

[RichardG]

oh its a paid vote

[LukeB]

I don't know why but everytime he opens his mouth I just roll my eyes.

Same

[lewis111]

not boos for Jayne

[Johnnyuk123]

Who's the pensioner who stood up and said who the others wanted to evict?

[lewis111]

wtf Ryan cheered

[Ant.]

ew no I'm not voting with REAL money

[Pete.]

Get those cheers Nat :clap1:

[Black Dagger]

Get Jayne in :clap1:

[Lostie!]

Jayne and Hughie PLEASEEEEE

[Tregard]

Andrew & Hughie

[Jordan.]

send Andrew and Natalie in

[Firewire]

omg Ryan getting the most cheers

[Adamw92]

Mess at the crowd booing all the females again.

[Headie]

lol you ain't gettin a penny out of me

[Marsh.]

omg Ryan's clocked the twisy

Well it didn't exactly take the brains of britain to work it out.

[RichardG]

what even are these crowd reactions

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Send in Ryan's hair

[LukeB]

oh I downloaded the app just to vote but you have to pay.

[Owen19]

Jayne booed and Ryan cheered?

[Ant.]

MESS @ Ryan getting cheers and Natalie and Jayne being booed

[Crimson Dynamo]

Omg Marco Is a disgusting mess what a vile human

[Pete.]

(this bit feels quite Channel 4)
(I agree come through production)

[Lostie!]

Ooh the voting graphics look lovely :hee:

[Tregard]

You can win a chair?

Why?

[Marsh.]

Even poor Emma is bored.

[BBJordan]

I hope the public vote for two people who don't have a past with the housemates

[RichardG]

is anyone going to pay to vote in this :worry:

[nonstop]

Yes at messy Ryan collecting the cheers.

[Jøsh]

I want a diary room chair.

[Natalie.]

Jayne and Hughie

[BringItOn]

Emma looks so fed up tonight

[Calderyon]

Only Ryan and Hughie got cheers. Andrew got a non-reaction and the others got boos. Natalie the most. Ryan is a shoein in to enter the house surely?

[Vanessa]

Marco needs a cold shower :laugh:

[jet]

omg Ryan's clocked the twisy

Ryan more savvy than brainbox Andrew? Love it.

[Lostie!]

Jayne and Hughie

Yess :clap1:

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Is anyone actually going to pay to vote?

[lewis111]

I think whoever gets voted is kinda confirmed to become a HM

[Amy Jade]

I hope Jayne goes in the main house but I doubt it :(

[BBJordan]

Mess @ Emma saying Charlie and Ryan came up haha

[lewis111]

ffss the crows will ruin it

[Ant.]

I hope Jayne goes in the main house but I doubt it :(

after tonight I definitely think she could have the support

[lewis111]

Stair promo

[Lostie!]

I hope Jayne goes in the main house but I doubt it :(

Same </3

[Owen19]

I want Jayne but it won't happen:(

[Firewire]

She should start turning the stairs before the break

[RichardG]

ffs the stairs

[Natalie.]

those staurs :laugh2: omg

[Marsh.]

My nan's stairlift moves quicker than that.

[LukeB]

Not the get someone out chants.

[MB.]

Well done crowd

[lewis111]

yea so the crowd ruined it

[Crimson Dynamo]

Emma your arms are vile. Why show them?

[Pete.]

Crowd still a mess I see

[Ant.]

Every time the stairs move I lose my breath and choke on my laughter

[Oaker]

I can't @ the stairs :joker:

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Jackson is insecure for sure

[Owen19]

They obviously won't believe it

[Oaker]

messy new tension music

[Jøsh]

2 years later...

[Ant.]

Jackson is insecure for sure

i wanna make him secure

[lewis111]

what;'s that music

[RichardG]

lmaooooo

[Marsh.]

messy new tension music

WTF at the wind chimes????

[T*]

Not the crowd ruining the twist

[LukeB]

Alex's face

[Amy Jade]

They must know it's fake after the boos

[lewis111]

see they've clocked it all already

[Ammi]

...ughhh, crowd chants to get someone out after only 3 days..

[Jack_]

IM PISSING AT THEIR FACES omfg I wish this was real

[MB.]

The crowd booing a decision they already know is fake :umm2:

[Ant.]

JACKSON'S FACE omg no

[lewis111]

they should've have had no crowd tonight

[Ninastar]

Lmao at Jackson being so shocked

[Jordan.]

nnn next door

[lewis111]

they know about the house next door too ffs

[RichardG]

ur going next door lmaooo this is a mess

[Jack_]

Will Marcus SHUT UP

[Owen19]

Lmao they already sussed it

[jennyfromtheblock8]

They know there's a next door then

[Natalie.]

Can I go back to watching those stairs :joker:

[BBJordan]

'They're going next door' OH MY GOD

[Ninastar]

Not the crowd ruining the twist

what happened??

[lewis111]

omg just leave

[Jamie89]

Did Marco just tell Marcus to **** off :joker:

[Jack_]

Messssssss they have no control whatsoever

[Amy Jade]

I wish Jackson had been evicted that was a Sezer style reaction

[MB.]

Kitten?

[Adamw92]

:laugh3: at them ignoring Big Brother

[lewis111]

wtf LEAVE

[Black Dagger]

IM PISSING AT THEIR FACES omfg I wish this was real

I'm so devo'd.

[T*]

Omg this isn't a countdown voice just a puny man asking for them to leave

[Marsh.]

see they've clocked it all already

Of course they have they know there's another house.

[Ant.]

OMG Big Brother's telling them to leave and not Marcus
So C4-esque

The crowd booing a decision they already know is fake :umm2:

Maybe they wanted to make it realistic?

I mean they failed with Marc but yknow

[Moosething]

"Going next door" oh

[Johnnyuk123]

Epic fail... they are all saying you are just going next door.:joker:

[T*]

Wouldn't the crowd be able to ruin the twist by shouting it

[Lostie!]

Marcus, we heard you the first hundred times.

[LukeB]

This is such a lame twist because they already know,

[Jøsh]

Alright Marcus, calm down. THEY KNOW.

[Pete.]

The sirens :umm2:

[Jay28jay2]

Nearly died when I didnt hear a siren at first

[RichardG]

everyone knows what's going on this is tragic

[Ant.]

so did they clock onto the house next door? :suspect:

[Vanessa]

Did Marco just tell Marcus to **** off :joker:

YES :joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

I wonder if Marco will distance himself from Laura after that reception?

[Owen19]

What a convoluted mess

[Jordan.]

wtf is this music

[Firewire]

A mess

[jennyfromtheblock8]

They think they are big stars now

[Ant.]

do they know where to go this time

[Marsh.]

so did they clock onto the house next door? :suspect:

Do you think Natalie and Ryan screaming at each other might have given it away? :fan:

[lewis111]

Alex spoke

[Ant.]

they look so devved

[LukeB]

Can they not with the Alex chants

[Moosething]

Emma just stop

[Headie]

Cringing

[RichardG]

What is going on

[Pete.]

A mess! Alex not even speaking lmaoo

[Jordan.]

the crowd acting like Jackson and Alex have been amazing viewing :unsure:

[Headie]

Alex's desperation is actually so sad

[T*]

Alex is from southport/Formby btw but he's said he's from Liverpool lmao
#traitor

[Pete.]

the crowd acting like Jackson and Alex have been amazing viewing :unsure:
This :laugh3:

[Headie]

This is awful production lmao

MENACING FORCE!!!!

[Ant.]

Do you think Natalie and Ryan screaming at each other might have given it away? :fan:

They're not smart enough to clock onto that tho
I'd rather have seen them figure it out

[Marsh.]

Bless Emma trying to make this appalling script work.

"I don't know what's going on".

[RichardG]

Neither do we emma

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Can't we just have a hot chili eating task instead

[Owen19]

Emma doesn't have a clue:D

[erinp5]

Marco said "Your going to the other house "

[Pete.]

Poor Emma

[lewis111]

that had potential but they ****ed it

[Calderyon]

This almost feels like these two will be the final 2 of this season.

[Crimson Dynamo]

The state of their outfits. Total mess

[Jamie89]

Poor Emma :laugh:

[Marsh.]

"They are not expecting you"

sure jan

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Marco said "Your going to the other house "

Yeah they must of heard them

[Johnnyuk123]

This has never been done before. Amazing! NOT!

[Lostie!]

Here for Alex never winning it back

[RichardG]

omg andrew

[Jordan.]

oh Charlie and Jackson know each other shock

[jennyfromtheblock8]

They don't look shocked

[MB.]

Is Charlie surprised that Jackson was evicted or

[T*]

'Let's make this eviction secret to the other house'
-fires smoke machine into house and shouts at them for being slow down the stairs-

[lewis111]

this is almost as messy as 4in4out

[Black Dagger]

Why is Alex allowed happiness. Sigh.

[Marsh.]

That second house is so going to collapse before the end of the series.

[LukeB]

Here for Alex never winning it back

:fc:

[Ant.]

... So Jackson and Charlie know each other?

[Owen19]

I thought they weren't expecting them?:D

[RichardG]

"a brand new game"

"brand new jobs for me and emma"

[Vanessa]

Marco said "Your going to the other house "

They heard them next door when they were fighting :joker:

[MB.]

Eh I think this part of the twist has been executed quite well, it's just that the whole premise was blindingly obvious in the first place

[Adamw92]

Hope Jackson wins his place back, Alex can go home.

[Will.]

Eh I think this part of the twist has been executed quite well, it's just that the whole premise was blindingly obvious in the first place

I agree.

[Vanessa]

Hope Jackson wins his place back, Alex can go home.

This!

[Ant.]

They heard them next door when they were fighting :joker:

well yeah, but are the main HMs REALLY that smart to conclude that there is another house?
Probably not

I would've loved them to have figured it out together tbh

[Vanessa]

well yeah, but are the main HMs REALLY that smart to conclude that there is another house?
Probably not

I would've loved them to have figured it out together tbh

I think they definetely suspect that there's another house.

[TomC]

Why tf didn't she do that from the studio? :umm2: That was a basic decision, or control the crowd, the twist was ruined, and had the potential to be really impactful.

[Headie]

It's gonna be Ryan and Andrew that get voted in, Emma's whole speech about voting in "manipulators" will influence the braindead viewers

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Wish Jackson did not come across as so needy and desperate

[hijaxers]

ugh it still annoys me how much i wanna **** chelsea

If you don't have a recognized illness see a doc and get one .... quick .... yer ill

[Lostie!]

Why tf didn't she do that from the studio? :umm2: That was a basic decision, or control the crowd, the twist was ruined, and had the potential to be really impactful.

I don't think they were ever gonna truly believe it tbf

[T*]

what happened??



The reaction from them was just so bleh lmao

[Headie]

*yawn*

[Amy Jade]

Ryan and Hughie

[T*]

Ugh ffs

[Owen19]

"Past 15 minutes" sums it all up really

[Marsh.]

Is this going to be played as a real eviction too?

[T*]

I bet it's ****ing Andrew and ****ting Ryan

[Ant.]

If you don't have a recognized illness see a doc and get one .... quick .... yer ill

I'm epileptic and paraplegic, cant feel my ass but that doesn't mean i dont want chelsea in it

[Firewire]

Screaming at the non-reaction for Charlie

[lewis111]

it's gonna be Charlie and Ryan

[Amy Jade]

Poor Jayne :(

[Jordan.]

Jayne and Charlie getting crickets </3

[Headie]

Poor Natalie

[lewis111]

Natalie being shocked

[LukeB]

I bet it's ****ing Andrew and ****ting Ryan

A bigot and a moron

[T*]

****ing hell

[Jordan.]

yas Andrew

[Black Dagger]

**** off public.

[_Tom_]

The big boos for Natalie :cheer2:

[lewis111]

ughhhhhhhhhhh

[MB.]

Eh

[Jordan.]

oop good choices

[T*]

I'm tying my noose

[Headie]

****ing bollocks

[Pete.]

Trash to the core

[Owen19]

What a surprise:inamood:

[Adamw92]

Mess.

[Pete.]

Justice for Natalie :(

[lewis111]

so the worst 2 are now confirmed housemates

[Ashley.]

They keep forgetting Charlie :facepalm:

[Ant.]

MESS @ Andrew and Ryan getting housemate status

A bigot and a moron

inb4 thriceshy asking if u know what a bigot is

[LukeB]

Nice to know the public supports a racist :)

[Firewire]

**** off Marcus

[Amy Jade]

Andrew needs to lose housemate status asap

[MB.]

The public literally chose the only two bad ones in there :joker: I know this is BBUK but seriously

[Marsh.]

They keep forgetting Charlie :facepalm:

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Headie]

Nice to know the public supports a racist :)

Smh

[Jøsh]

ANDREW?!?!?!?!?

[Lostie!]

How tediously predictable

[Marsh.]

Why do they keep opening the door to the second house with fecking the soundtrack to X Men?

[Moosething]

Andrew :clap1:

[lewis111]

I hate how the public love Ryan

[Ant.]

honestly what is this music

The public literally chose the only two bad ones in there :joke: I know this is BBUK but seriously

This is convincing me the public is sexist

[T*]

Andrew has serial killer eyes

[Lostie!]

Not much against Ryan but I hope they fail for the sake of Andrew going home hopefully :hee:

[Jamie89]

This is all SOOOO messy but I'm kinda loving it :joker:

[Jordan.]

Nice to know the public supports a racist :)

they voted him in because he said he'd shake it up not because they like him

[Black Dagger]

So now we're going to lose Jayne, Natalie and Hughie bc Alex and Jackson will totally both get back in with a vote to save :bored:

[Headie]

I'm actually over this, bet you any money Natalie and Jayne never get HM status

[Pete.]

Poor Emma

[LukeB]

Ryan is going to spoil the twist.

[Owen19]

Ryan's going to mess this up

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Ryan is thick

[lewis111]

omg he doesn't get it wtf

[Calderyon]

Ryan wasn´t a surprise, but Andrew?!!

[Ant.]

Andrew looks like he's gonna shoot up a school

[Ant.]

Ryan no ONE CARES!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA MESS IT UP

[Lostie!]

Ryan is going to spoil the twist.

Ryan's going to mess this up

Hopefully, stop Andrew getting HM status :fc:

[lewis111]

why did the public pick Ryan ffs

[Marsh.]

"I should be on Hollyoaks"

Yeah, where all the actors go. :umm2:

[MB.]

At least Natalie and Jayne are getting more airtime than half the main house whether they're housemates or not

[Jamie89]

Ryan thinking he needed to walk in the opposite direction of where the actual house is :laugh2:

[Shaun]

they voted him in because he said he'd shake it up not because they like him

Excited for him saying some more stuff in the diary room and nowhere else.

[Marsh.]

I feel like Andrew has a gun. :worry:

[Ant.]

so does anyone know where they're going

[T*]

That is the worse ****ing reaction I've ever seen for new HMs omg

[lewis111]

omg yea hopefully Ryan ****s it up and looses it

[Headie]

Fake drama boring

[Pete.]

That is the worse ****ing reaction I've ever seen for new HMs omg
Same

[Firewire]

Screaming at Ryan he's gonna fail this so bad

[RichardG]

they just strolled in no one cares lol

[LukeB]

Lateysha clocking it already?

[lewis111]

wtf it's started already

[Lostie!]

I'd actually be fine with Ryan getting housemate status, it's just Andrew that needs to **** off