Big Brother 2016 Saturday 11th June Discussion Thread: CH5 10PM

[Will.]

Starts at 10PM!
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[_Tom_]

Can't wait to see it all kick off! :cheer2:

[Josy]

Sounds like good show but sadly it's up against 2 highly rated shows tonight :fist:

[zakman440]

Tonight's pre-titles:

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Tonight should be brilliant!

[*mazedsalv**]

Sounds like good show but sadly it's up against 2 highly rated shows tonight :fist:

What's it up against?

The match will end approx 9:50pm.

Love Island Saturdays are just HLs of the whole week and usually around 200k down than normal.

But if will be a tragic night anyway because it's Saturday and those watching the match will:

a) be out
b) whether they win or lose, will not really be interested to turn over to BB even if they're home.

[*mazedsalv**]

I'm not watching as I'm popping out during half time to watch the 2nd half out, then out.

But like the weirdo I am, will be slyly looking at my phone under the table to see what's going on,

[Josy]

What's it up against?

The match will end approx 9:50pm.

Love Island Saturdays are just HLs of the whole week and usually around 200k down than normal.

But if will be a tragic night anyway because it's Saturday and those watching the match will:

a) be out
b) whether they win or lose, will not really be interested to turn over to BB even if they're home.
MOTD is normally on then the f1 begins at 10

[Will.]

Tonight's pre-titles:

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Tonight should be brilliant!

Yep!

[Vanessa]

I forgot it was at 10 pm tonight :fist:

[Amy Jade]

It's gonna be good tonight I hope!

[Maria26]

Time for BB!

[Vanessa]

:amazed::dance::xyxwave:

[LukeB]

10:00pm - 11:05pm hmm

[zakman440]

On Channel 5 NOW!

[Lostie!]

Looking forward to this one :spin:

[MB.]

Thank god for that, I was beginning to think that the Queen and the football would be the only two things on TV for the rest of time

[Maria26]

Let it be good!

[LukeB]

Looking forward to this one :spin:

Same :spin:

[Lostie!]

"torrents"

[Lostie!]

Same :spin:

Luke actually looking forward to BBUK? :amazed:

[LukeB]

Luke actually looking forward to BBUK? :amazed:

What are you trying to say :worry:

[Amy Jade]

I can't be a reeling with Marco ffs

[Black Dagger]

They're still at it ffs.

[Amy Jade]

Die

[Braden]

I can't believe that is someone who has a fiance. He's repugnant.

[Marsh.]

:umm2:

Yes, because that's what you do.

[Ammi]

..not the Walkers breaking out..:worry:...

[Oaker]

Oh they need to piss off

[LukeB]

Georgina get that air time :love:

[BBJordan]

Are they still there from last night

[SmallMouth27]

"Getting to know each other a little better", more like getting to love each over so much, that they end up on Love Island!

[Ross.]

is this really necessary though

[T*]

disgusten

[Marsh.]

Where's that "dry humping can still get you pregnant" thread?

[Shaun]

Not sure how much more of this I can take

[Owen19]

My two favourites:love:

(No, not Laura and Marco)

[bots]

not here for the porn show

[LukeB]

Marco and Laura is actually gross.

[Ninastar]

Ughhhh cringe

[Braden]

"torrents"

Lmao, what was that about, I was like 'torrents? :p

[Marsh.]

"It's just a kiss"

sure jan

[Amy Jade]

It's annoying people because it's fake

[LukeB]

Victoria :love:

[T*]

#foreshadowing

[Ammi]

...I wish that they were allowed to take microphones off when they kiss and eat...

[RichardG]

big brother's big porno? they're awful

[LukeB]

big brother's big porno? they're awful

Ex on the beach

[Ross.]

omg this is actually Lostie

[Marsh.]

"A murdered corpse in the fridge"

Is this Lostie?

[SmallMouth27]

not here for the porn show

Porno at a restaurant?

[Shaun]

Yes I'm gutted she's left...

[Amy Jade]

I'm a veggie but she's embarrassing

[MB.]

I loved that episode of Come Dine With Me that had a murdered corpse in the fridge

[Calderyon]

I´m over Larco.

[LukeB]

omg this is actually Lostie

I was thinking this as well.

[Ammi]

..'I'm not resonating'..:lovedup:...

[Lostie!]

"Murdered corpse"

She's 100% me :joker: :love:

[Will.]

I loved that episode of Come Dine With Me that had a murdered corpse in the fridge

me

[Marsh.]

Ugh, can they change camera angle whilst Hughie is arranging himself. :yuk:

[Natalie.]

Nice to see you in BB Lostie

[Shaun]

PUT YOUR WILLY DOWN, HUGHlE :fist:

[Black Dagger]

Just no @ them close uping on Hughie moving his dick about.

[erinp5]

Has Victoria not seen the stuffed Zebra in the living room then ?

[Lostie!]

Nice to see you in BB Lostie

:joker:

[LukeB]

Hughie clock him

[SmallMouth27]

Enjoy company by arguing!

[Calderyon]

Yeah, bye Victoria. Not going to miss you.

[Amy Jade]

I hate guys who hand onto their dicks like they're going to fall off

[Will.]

welp

[Ross.]

wtf :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Hughie is great though :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Hughie is an irritant too

[Ammi]

"Murdered corpse"

She's 100% me :joker: :love:

..yeah, you couldn't live in there without your avatars and sigs..:lovedup:..

[Lostie!]

omg this is actually Lostie

"A murdered corpse in the fridge"

Is this Lostie?

:laugh2:

[LukeB]

This twist obviously flopped because BB normally tells the house next door to be quiet on the first day :spin:

[T*]

Ugh, can they change camera angle whilst Hughie is arranging himself. :yuk:
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[Lostie!]

..yeah, you couldn't live in there without your avatars and sigs..:lovedup:..

You know me so well :flutter:

[LukeB]

http://lowerleaguemanager.com/forum/images/smilies/emoticons/smug.png

Can this be a smiley?

[GiRTh]

So forced between these two.

[Amy Jade]

Why are they pretending she hasn't met his fiancée?

[Marsh.]

Softcore porn and shouting.

This episode is giving me a headache already.

[Ammi]

...day 5..love gone bad...

[Shaun]

chelsea r u ok

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

We're not dong anything wrong-darling it doesn't just take penis and vagina intertwining to classify as wrong. You're kissing someone's man intimately that's wrong too.

[Josy]

chelsea r u ok
[emoji23]

[Marsh.]

chelsea r u ok

R u ok
R u ok daddy

[MB.]

Softcore porn and shouting.

This episode is giving me a headache already.

Didn't you say you'd stopped watching? Or was the sight of Hughie in his pants too much to resist? :think:

[Marsh.]

We're not dong anything wrong-darling it doesn't just take penis and vagina intertwining to classify as wrong. You're kissing someone's man intimately that's wrong too.

That's very generous of you but he's no man. :smug:

[Pete.]

The other house is very Channel 4
The main house is a trashy mess

[SmallMouth27]

Softcore porn and shouting.

This episode is giving me a headache already.

It's even worse when you have to turn the TV up because another neighbour is playing awful music that's so loud, that even the whole of China can hear it!

[Marsh.]

Didn't you say you'd stopped watching? Or was the sight of Hughie in his pants too much to resist? :think:

There's nothing else on on a Saturday and I'm supposed to be at the pub. :bawling:

[Ashley.]

I need Hayden to make a video of Victoria in the Diary Room.

[Vanessa]

So here it is straight from the horse's mouth. Marco has an open relationship. So he's not cheating :hee:

[LukeB]

I need Hayden to make a video of Victoria in the Diary Room.

Same http://lowerleaguemanager.com/forum/images/smilies/emoticons/smug.png

[Amy Jade]

So here it is straight from the horse's mouth. Marco has an open relationship. So he's not cheating :hee:

Horse indeed.

[TomC]

So here it is straight from the horse's mouth. Marco has an open relationship. So he's not cheating :hee:

An open relationship doesn't sit well with some people though.

[Josy]

So here it is straight from the horse's mouth. Marco has an open relationship. So he's not cheating :hee:
Not cheating just being completely disrespectful to his fiancee and being a total bellend in general

[LukeB]

I don't believe in free passes I don't think the gf actually meant it

[fitz2k2]

The other house is very Channel 4
The main house is a trashy mess

100% agree

[MB.]

You know it'll be a good show when we reach 10pm less than quarter of the way through

[Lostie!]

I don't believe in free passes I don't think the gf actually meant it

I've no reason to think she didn't, just because we have different opinions on it doesn't mean others aren't all for it.

[Ammi]

So here it is straight from the horse's mouth. Marco has an open relationship. So he's not cheating :hee:

...hmmm, I'm not so sure tbh, Vanessa...why would he need a hall pass if their relationship was an open one and didn't he say that he had a hall pass for the show...

[Amy Jade]

Evelyn looked like Nicki Minaj then :omgno:

[Drew.]

Not cheating just being completely disrespectful to his fiancee and being a total bellend in general

But thats ok :hee:

[Vanessa]

Not cheating just being completely disrespectful to his fiancee and being a total bellend in general

It's an open relationship, so i assume she does the same. It works for some people.

[Ross.]

I see Charlie has topped up her fake tan

[Marsh.]

Natalie: "Oh that's so mean"

:joker:

[LukeB]

I've no reason to think she didn't, just because we have different opinions on it doesn't mean others aren't all for it.

But come to think of it, I think it's some part of their plan because this showmance is obviously fake

[LukeB]

Charlie trying to get rid of Lateysha :nono:

[Amy Jade]

Natalie shutting down Charlie trying to kick Lateysha out :love:

[LukeB]

Charlie :idc:

[Owen19]

Since when was Marco popular?

[Vanessa]

...hmmm, I'm not so sure tbh, Vanessa...why would he need a hall pass if their relationship was an open one and didn't he say that he had a hall pass for the show...

It works for some people. And at least she knows.

[Ammi]

...Charlie wants to see some girls gone..?..

[JTM45]

Charlie trying to get rid of Lateysha :nono:

Charlie really is horrendous!

[Shaun]

GIF of Jayne saying "out" with her wiggle please

[SmallMouth27]

I think I know the theme for this year's Big Brother:
Porno in the main house, rowing in the other house

[Marsh.]

I don't believe in free passes I don't think the gf actually meant it

I don't think the girlfriend exists. :shame:

[Natalie.]

Did someone say they wanted to see some girls gone?

[Samm]

Oh @ Charlie wanting girls gone a tad problematic

[LukeB]

Charlie really is horrendous!

I like her but I don't know why she wants to get rid of a girl for no reason.

[Pete.]

'I want some women out'

TiBB unstanning?

[Lostie!]

Did someone say they wanted to see some girls gone?

Charlie :unsure:

[Braden]

I wish they chose people who would've realistically been evicted.

I love Charlie even more for suggesting that a female would go because Alex and Jackson going just made the whole thing so stupid. Or they should have just silenced the crowd.

[Ross.]

why didn't the crowd play along and boo the evictees though

[LukeB]

I don't think the girlfriend exists. :shame:

maybe it;s a mop to match his hair :shame:

[Shaun]

why didn't the crowd play along and boo the evictees though

hi ross, meet the crowd

[Owen19]

The audience booing even though they knew about the twist:laugh:

[LukeB]

What is this song?

[MB.]

Bet it was fun for the edit suite to try and cut out every example of them mentioning the other house here

[Marsh.]

The crowd literally is thick as sh*t.

[T*]

i can hear BNTM's old theme

[Pete.]

This was so badly conceived. As if they would do a double on Day 3

[Shaun]

I hope Marco is just as fond of the game russian roulette.

[Ross.]

Sam honestly is Dan Neal from BB14

Affair with Rylan incoming?

[Vanessa]

I don't think the girlfriend exists. :shame:

There are pictures of them all over his instagram :laugh:

[Lostie!]

They wouldn't have believed it even if the crowd did play along tbf.

[Ninastar]

Shut the **** up marco

[BBJordan]

Just speed over the bit where they all said 'this is a fake eviction' and 'your movig next door' haha

[LukeB]

omg such a shocking twist for them

[Ammi]

It works for some people. And at least she knows.

..yeah I understand that Vanessa and that's cool...but it doesn't sound as though it's what they have../an open relationship, but just that he can have a 'pass' in the BB house, which he's used more or less straight away so obviously for him, a fake showmance...which is quite shallow, I think...

[Braden]

The Others are going to be less enjoyable with Alex and Jackson in there imo.

[MB.]

"I'm an extremist, me"
"I'm going to terrorise him"

Channel 5 really went for a niche market in their casting this year huh

[Vanessa]

..yeah I understand that Vanessa and that's cool...but it doesn't sound as though it's what they have../an open relationship, but just that he can have a 'pass' in the BB house, which he's used more or less straight away so obviously for him, a fake showmance...which is quite shallow, I think...

He's a bit fickle. Has been engaged to three people in the last three months. :laugh:

[LukeB]

I bet Andrew rather went with someone else.

[Ross.]

The boos for Andrew confirming that the UK don't want a BBUS format?

[Ammi]

He's a bit fickle. Has been engaged to three people in the last three months. :laugh:

..:laugh:..

[Mullens123]

Wait how do Charlie and Jackson know each other? Did I miss something...

[LukeB]

Jayne fancies Alex? cougar

[SmallMouth27]

Big Brother has 1 final mess for the others. *Public picks the best 2* *Channel 5 picks the worst 2* C5 Production: "Let's make **** happen!"

[Ross.]

MESS at Ryan having a go at Sam literally as soon as he walked into the house :joker:

[LukeB]

Ryan is so desperate.

[Natalie.]

did they just skip straight to the night?

[Braden]

I'm gay as can be, but Laura looks so gorgeous in that outfit.

[Owen19]

Ryan is so cringey

[Pete.]

Iconic

[LukeB]

did they just skip straight to the night?

Yeah ;/

[Amy Jade]

Anyone else see Marco try to hug Lateysha and she pushed him away? :laugh:

[Oaker]

"What are you in here for" Very convincing first words there :idc:

[Pete.]

Lateysha is the winner bookmark me

[Marsh.]

Ryan: You have as much banter as a brick.

Bless him he was working on that one for weeks.

[Lostie!]

Sam just really rubs me up the wrong way.

[SmallMouth27]

He's ****ed up the whole point of the others twist, already.

[Wizard.]

Ryan is annoying but I know of Sam and allegedly he is a pill popping injecting little biych

[Ant.]

Andrew you're supposed to have been in hiding.... how have they not caught on??

[Amy Jade]

Drag him Evelyn!

[LukeB]

Evelyn :clap1:

[Ross.]

Remember when Emma said they had to pretend they were newbies

[Ammi]

..is it bad to quite like Andrew...

[Owen19]

Go Evelyn!!

[Ninastar]

Christ almighty they are all so immature

[Pete.]

That twin lmao

[Braden]

Evelyn is ****ing annoying tbh.

[MB.]

"You're leaving me be with the evil people" :joker:

[LukeB]

That twin <3

[Amy Jade]

I love them pretty much ignoring him!

[Ammi]

..'you're leaving me with the evil people'..:laugh:..

[Drew.]

Christ almighty they are all so immature

.

[Marsh.]

Ryan asking "what are you doing here?" like before Sam has even come into view.

[Marsh.]

"I've heard that joke before"

:laugh2:

[Drew.]

Georgina :joker:

[LukeB]

Georgina "I've heard that joke before" :joker:

[Ross.]

"I've heard that joke before"

:joker:

[JTM45]

Andrew really thinks he's the smartest person to ever exist!

[esoteric]

Andrew is such a doofus.
He talked about playing games for days and blew up his own spot in milliseconds

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Andrew failed so did tesco value Bryan dowling

[MB.]

"I've heard that joke before"

:joker:

lukee?

[Pete.]

Georgina :love:

[Shaun]

Some great comebacks from Sam :unsure:

[Ant.]

"I've heard that joke before" iconic

[iRyan]

So messy

[Lostie!]

"I've heard that joke before" :joker:

[Maria26]

LOL Georgina "I've heard that joke before".

[Ammi]

Andrew really thinks he's the smartest person to ever exist!

..I quite like delusion in a housemate..:laugh:..

[Ross.]

lukee?

:joker:

[Samm]

Sam thinking he's the bigger man because he acts straight awe!

[Marsh.]

Is Jason actually Benedict?

[Jay28jay2]

Marco sounds like Aaron Frew a little..

[esoteric]

The others are flailing. LOL all the housemates hate them both

[Ant.]

Sam: I'm not gonna rise to it!!!
-sam rises to it-

[Natalie.]

lukee?

:joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Sam is as bad as Ryan

[Pete.]

Sam is tesco Gary Barlow

[Ninastar]

I reckon Charlie's ex might win.

[RichardG]

Oh god this is a mess

[Amy Jade]

**** off Marco acting all street

[Samm]

I hate Marco!

[Shaun]

Another warning for threats of physical violence @Marco please :clap2:

[SmallMouth27]

Andrew really thinks he's the smartest person to ever exist!

I found his IQ score:
http://www.printsalon.ua/images/products/view/iq-0_9.jpg

[Braden]

Sam's hair is like a metaphor to a dirty turd.

[LukeB]

Well Marco.

[Ross.]

mess Marco

[Ant.]

**** off Marco acting all street

Andrew teas

[Ross.]

Another warning for threats of physical violence @Marco please :clap2:

that ejection is coming

[Ninastar]

Lmao marco sit down

[jennyfromtheblock8]

The real aggressive Marco coming out

[Ammi]

...(sorry Vanessa..)..but Marco is becoming quite an idiot...

[Black Dagger]

Eject him.

[Lostie!]

Marco is such a ****ing mess of a human

[Ninastar]

Showing his true colours

[Owen19]

I'm not surprised Victoria left

[Amy Jade]

Spoilt daddy's boy thinks he can do what he wants

[Natalie.]

Calm down Marco

[LukeB]

And this made Victoria leave </3

[Drew.]

Go on Chels

[Ant.]

...(sorry Vanessa..)..but Marco is becoming quite an idiot...

.... becoming?

[Marsh.]

FFS this is so fake.

[MB.]

I like that the tell Chelsea to move to the kitchen, as if the kitchen isn't just a row of cabinets a few feet away

[Oaker]

I can already tell Marco is going to be one of the worst housemates ever

[Ant.]

Chelsea's turning me on so hard right now

[Ammi]

...hush down Chelsie, you're better than that...

[SmallMouth27]

The real aggressive Marco coming out

Ft: Chelsea from Chelsea

[Amy Jade]

All the men in there and Lateysha is the one having to stop fights

[Braden]

Lmfao at the security man playing tag with one of the twins.

[esoteric]

Everyone is so cringey

Also Marco better stop talking ****, isn't Andrew a boxer?

[Jamesy]

Ah breaking through the fire exits into the camera runs, so original!

[LukeB]

I don't blame Chelsea tbh they came in trying to start trouble

[Jake.]

this episode is gold :flutter:

marco is such a prick

[Pete.]

Taysha, Andy, Gina and Evelyn the only sane ones?

[jennyfromtheblock8]

I think Marco just made it to the top of the bully watch 2016 list

[LukeB]

Twins break out > Gemma and Danniella

[Niamh.]

Ew Marco, did he really just basically say I'm richer than yeah basically?


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[Drew.]

This isn't feeling that dramatic or intense, feels really fake

[Vanessa]

This is brilliant so far :amazed:

[Amy Jade]

Lemonade promo :flutter:

[Ammi]

.... becoming?

...:laugh:..ok, I might have to edit that a little...

[Ross.]

Lemonade promo http://www.jesseshunting.com/images/smiley_panic_ani.gif

[Pete.]

Buy Lemonade :clap1:

[LukeB]

This isn't feeling that dramatic or intense, feels really fake

I agree, they want their own fight night so bad. They're doing everything they can to make it happen.

[Oaker]

Lemonade :love: