Laura and Marco are hilarious

[Jack_]

sorry not sorry but they're a ****ing mess and I'm howling every time they're on screen

I thought nothing could ever be as graphic as Steven and Kimberly a couple of years ago but these two have taken it to the extreme :joker:

Mounting one another in the pod without a care for the other people in there who had to awkwardly walk out, rolling around on top of each other, him holding her up against the wall, the nipple sucking in the garden FFS, choking with a ****ing belt

It's all so OTT, it's like a ****ing soft porno...Dirty Des is probably sat at home greasing up his rod wishing he'd never sold C5 after all :laugh3:

[Marsh.]

Dirty Des is probably sat at home greasing up his rod

Not leathertrumpet

[ebandit]

...just sad

Mark L

[Gusto Brunt]

The way Marco grabbed Laura's boob and <CENSORED> was just one of the most weird things I've ever seen on BB.

[Pete.]

The strangling episode is probably the most bizarre moment in BB history. It's mad to think that Michelle & Stu got so much stick for doing it discreetly underneath a fully clothed table.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Its about as hilarious as watching dogging videos

[Dollface]

Tbh I don't find them funny in the slightest, just incredibly cringe worthy

[LukeB]

Tbh I don't find them funny in the slightest, just incredibly cringe worthy

this and it's totally fake. Friday this ****ty storyline will end :clap1:

[Jack_]

The producers will rightfully be rigging to ensure the porno continues all summer long :cheer2:

[LukeB]

Yep no one cares about Laura and she's going Friday :cheer2:

[Tinsel Toes]

Yep no one cares about Laura and she's going Friday :cheer2:

That could well be true but Marco will just grab another titty for bitty

[Jack_]

That could well be true but Marco will just grab another titty for bitty

Perched for it and the h8ers to fume :cheer2:

[LukeB]

That could well be true but Marco will just grab another titty for bitty

Tramp (him)

[GiRTh]

The producers will rightfully be rigging to ensure the porno continues all summer long :cheer2:They surely cant keep up the porn act all summer surely they themselves will get bored with each other and then I fear they have no narrative for the show.

The fact that they knew each other before going into the house makes me think this is clearly planned and not in the least bit real or romantic but at some point surely self dignity must prevail and the two of them realise there are other story lines they can have in the house..

[Calderyon]

I just don´t see the funniness.

[BB247]

sorry not sorry but they're a ****ing mess and I'm howling every time they're on screen

I thought nothing could ever be as graphic as Steven and Kimberly a couple of years ago but these two have taken it to the extreme :joker:

Mounting one another in the pod without a care for the other people in there who had to awkwardly walk out, rolling around on top of each other, him holding her up against the wall, the nipple sucking in the garden FFS, choking with a ****ing belt

It's all so OTT, it's like a ****ing soft porno...Dirty Des is probably sat at home greasing up his rod wishing he'd never sold C5 after all :laugh3:

I'm like you I think they are hilarious.

Kinga did much worse masturbating with the champagne bottle in the middle of the garden.

[Jack_]

I just don´t see the funniness.

Because it's so ridiculously over the top, like they don't give a **** that people may feel awkward that they just start mounting each other and the rest have to walk out, the nipple sucking in the garden of all places, the throwing each other around the pod like it's some Sex Shed that the Daily Star have been predicting for years, and then the choking scene like something off of pornhub.com in full view of all the cameras :joker:

Steven and Kimberly were graphic but it was under the covers, this is so ridiculous that I find it hilarious how they're acting

I'm like you I think they are hilarious.

Kinga did much worse masturbating with the champagne bottle in the middle of the garden.

Someone with sense :clap1:

[Alf]

It's strange what passes as comedy these days.

Maybe they could take this act onto the stage and do a tour.

[LukeB]

I just don´t see the funniness.

ya porno so hilarious :rolleyes:

[Jamie89]

I'm low key enjoying them now :shame: They're both horrible embarrassing messes and it's all completely fake so I want to hate them, but I couldn't help but laugh when he pulled her boob out :laugh2: it was just so ridiculous. I wouldn't like it to continue all series though and I'm hoping for a Marco eviction on friday, but some of it has been pretty funny.

[Jack_]

It's strange what passes as comedy these days.

Maybe they could take this act onto the stage and do a tour.

I'd buy tickets :cheer2:

ya porno so hilarious :rolleyes:

Don't think you're understanding it luv

I don't find porn hilarious, I find how OTT these two housemates are acting in full view of people they're living with and cameras everywhere in the middle of the house hilarious. I am laughing at them rather than with them. It's quite simple really, maybe you just don't have a very good sense of humour or are blinded by your hate for them :shrug:

[Jack_]

I'm low key enjoying them now :shame: They're both horrible embarrassing messes and it's all completely fake so I want to hate them, but I couldn't help but laugh when he pulled her boob out :laugh2: it was just so ridiculous. I wouldn't like it to continue all series though and I'm hoping for a Marco eviction on friday, but some of it has been pretty funny.

Thank you :clap1:

They just have no shame or don't seem to care about the cameras or their housemates, I find the ridiculousness of it hysterical

[hot2go]

It's not the sex I'm laughing at its the nerve.....the bare faced self serving cheek.....lots of people say they don't give a f-ck but he genuinely don't give a f-ck.....that is funny....

[hot2go]

Thank you :clap1:

They just have no shame or don't seem to care about the cameras or their housemates, I find the ridiculousness of it hysterical

Me too...totally

[MarcusMel]

I am anticipating BB taking horrible mental punishment upon them.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Not keen on Laura. i just like Marco because he's completely off his nut :laugh: Same reason i like Emma, she's equally bonkers.

[hot2go]

It's a damn side more funny that Steven and his dopey Mrs or Chicken Stu with his Geordie stalker.....or The frustration of 4 weeks of Jez and Psycho Steph....this guy just does it....balls to wall cheek.....give a sh-t bout anybody around...not dragged out over months....it's NO FLEX, tits out, ready to shag up against the shower door.....it's the disbelief at his nerve that is so funny.....he's almost winking at those who find it funny, like we're in on the joke....

[Samm]

Luckily the public actually hate Marco this year so he'll be out in no time!

[BB247]

It's a damn side more funny that Steven and his dopey Mrs or Chicken Stu with his Geordie stalker.....or The frustration of 4 weeks of Jez and Psycho Steph....this guy just does it....balls to wall cheek.....give a sh-t bout anybody around...not dragged out over months....it's NO FLEX, tits out, ready to shag up against the shower door.....it's the disbelief at his nerve that is so funny.....he's almost winking at those who find it funny, like we're in on the joke....

Tats Out :dance: Tits Out:cheer2:

[hot2go]

Luckily the public actually hate Marco this year so he'll be out in no time!

Definitely, no question....no housemate is as predictable as the public are....I've no doubt he won't last long...but for now he's here and I'm Lovin it

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Definitely, no question....no housemate is as predictable as the public are....I've no doubt he won't last long...but for now he's here and I'm Lovin it

I doubt he will care if he goes. He has an amazing lifestyle :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

I find them both quite gross and boring personally.

[Braden]

I doubt he will care if he goes. He has an amazing lifestyle :laugh:

That he claims to hate.

On the subject of this topic; I don't dislike them as much as other people have claimed to on this forum, but I just find their whole relationship pathetic and attention-seeking. However, I don't necessarily think it does not make good TV.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

That he claims to hate.

On the subject of this topic; I don't dislike them as much as other people have claimed to on this forum, but I just find their whole relationship pathetic and attention-seeking. However, I don't necessarily think it does not make good TV.

I just like him, because we've never had someone so unhinged on the show before. You never know what he's going to do next. :joker:

[Amy Jade]

I doubt he will care if he goes. He has an amazing lifestyle :laugh:

He went in to afford to pay for clothes he tried to steal because daddy's cut him off. He's such a zany character isn't he, what a hoot he is stealing! Hilarious!

[Tinsel Toes]

I doubt he will care if he goes. He has an amazing lifestyle :laugh:

Yes an amazing 'life style' that has him in massive debt - his father has banned him from discussing him in the house . Ashamed Mr White , you bloody well shoud be !

[BB247]

Its about as hilarious as watching dogging videos

Dogging videos are hilarious too:cheer2:

[Braden]

I just like him, because we've never had someone so unhinged on the show before. You never know what he's going to do next. :joker:

Well we all know that, Vanessa :p

I just think other people find it quite uncomfortable to watch.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Well we all know that, Vanessa :p

I just think other people find it quite uncomfortable to watch.

Love the way he was casually breaking stuff in the garden :joker:

[Gstar]

They're a mess but i'd rather this over a boring showmance

[BB-J*I*N*X]

if by hilarious you mean cringe worthy then yes they are 'hilarious'

[Lostie!]

I have to sort of agree, I was cracking up at how bad they were last night (and reading all the horrified reactions online makes it even funnier).

I still loathe Marco but I can't help but find this whole messy situation hilarious at this point. :laugh:

[Josy]

I don't watch BB for 2 idiots dry humping on tv nor do I find it hilarious just cringyworthy, but each to their own I guess.

[hot2go]

I don't watch BB for 2 idiots dry humping on tv nor do I find it hilarious just cringyworthy, but each to their own I guess.

That's true...I don't watch BB for 2 queens bitching their dirty launder in public but each to their own....diff with me I don't want them kicked out because of it....I wanna kick out the ones who do nothing and use all of us just to get famous

[Josy]

That's true...I don't watch BB for 2 queens bitching their dirty launder in public but each to their own....diff with me I don't want them kicked out because of it....I wanna kick out the ones who do nothing and use all of us just to get famous

Diff from who? I haven't said I want anyone kicked out :shrug:

[Shaun]

Jack championing whoever gets the most airtime regardless of their level of class again, I see

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

They're boring as hell. It is so obvious and fake. They're ruining the experience and it is not interesting at all just because it's so contrived.

[Jack_]

Jack championing whoever gets the most airtime regardless of their level of class again, I see

Actually I prefer Natalie and Ryan before these two :hee:

but who cares about 'class' on one of the least classy television shows in existence. Baffled as to why anyone watches Big Brother looking for someone to relate to or a new friend, the people who partake in this trash are mostly appalling and they are merely characters in a bumper train of car crash television

[Cal.]

Actually I prefer Natalie and Ryan before these two :hee:

but who cares about 'class' on one of the least classy television shows in existence. Baffled as to why anyone watches Big Brother looking for someone to relate to or a new friend, the people who partake in this trash are mostly appalling and they are merely characters in a bumper train of car crash television

Me

[hot2go]

Diff from who? I haven't said I want anyone kicked out :shrug:

I don't like Ryan or Natalie but I don't think they should be evicted, most the people on here who don't like Marco want him evicted....that's the difference ...i wasn't referring to you, sorry if that's how it looked, wasn't directed at you...I shouldn't have added that to the reply I gave to your message.

[nonstop]

Their awful.

[TT350]

It's a meat market. Fair enough it's braising steak infected with BSE but, meat non the less.

[ChristmasNeeve]

It's a meat market. Fair enough it's braising steak infected with BSE but, meat non the less.

:laugh2:

I hope that's not what we're going to subjected to for 90% of the show

[ChristmasNeeve]

I don't like Ryan or Natalie but I don't think they should be evicted, most the people on here who don't like Marco want him evicted....that's the difference ...i wasn't referring to you, sorry if that's how it looked, wasn't directed at you...I shouldn't have added that to the reply I gave to your message.

Well, I would like marco evicted because I don't want all the hightlights taken up with him and Laura sucking eachothers bits and dry humping........is that not a good reason?

[Nicky91]

Laura and Marco aren't hilarious, Laura should be the first eviction or Marco :)




anyway Georgina is my Queen, hopefully she won't be moving to the other house, silly twist :(