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Crimson Dynamo
16-06-2016, 07:43 AM
:omgno:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/15/23/35541CDA00000578-3643804-image-a-91_1466031386907.jpg



So on the outside world they met and flirted and even kissed, Jayne fell in love becuase he was rich and that is what she wants, rich - but Chelsea has a partner and children, he had just forgotten about them and gone to a nightclub. But in the cold light of day he realised that Jayne has a banging body but the face of like one of the Golden Girls and he did a :dog:

Jayne was devasted and has harboured a grudge. FF to BB and Jayne hoped against hope that Chelsea would be the one. Anyways... he saw her and thought "oh feck, there is that nutjob from the club, what is my partner gonna say?" so he got cross and had a strop. Meanwhile Jayne is devastated and cried leaving viewers perplexed as to why she is single :shrug:

What will happen tonight?

:flutter:

Northern Monkey
16-06-2016, 07:50 AM
Why does Chelsea style himself on a 90's Britpop artist?He looks like an asian Damon Albarn or Liam Gallagher.

joeysteele
16-06-2016, 07:52 AM
Dull as dishwater to me, the pair of them.
He is full of himself and she has made herself look really foolish.

What the fuss is about is beyond me as to her.

armand.kay
16-06-2016, 07:57 AM
A harrowing tale! at the edge of me seat!

sampvt
16-06-2016, 08:01 AM
Once again the prods come up with a story that's a dull as dishwater and twice as useless. One again they have been used by a fame hungry skank to ply her trade and she needs arresting for threatening to ruin his life if she does not get what she wants. By the way in the modern world this is called BLACKMAIL.

Which is worse, Blackmail or consensual sex between to idiots for personal pleasure. And the prods evicted Andrew and promoted her actions, totally bonkers.

jennyjuniper
16-06-2016, 08:19 AM
:omgno:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/15/23/35541CDA00000578-3643804-image-a-91_1466031386907.jpg



So on the outside world they met and flirted and even kissed, Jayne fell in love becuase he was rich and that is what she wants, rich - but Chelsea has a partner and children, he had just forgotten about them and gone to a nightclub. But in the cold light of day he realised that Jayne has a banging body but the face of like one of the Golden Girls and he did a :dog:

Jayne was devasted and has harboured a grudge. FF to BB and Jayne hoped against hope that Chelsea would be the one. Anyways... he saw her and thought "oh feck, there is that nutjob from the club, what is my partner gonna say?" so he got cross and had a strop. Meanwhile Jayne is devastated and cried leaving viewers perplexed as to why she is single :shrug:

What will happen tonight?

:flutter:
More to the point, who cares?:shrug:

sungrass
16-06-2016, 09:38 AM
The only way to tell C5 how boring all this is - is to not ring and vote - That and advertising is how they make their money.

Razor
16-06-2016, 09:43 AM
No

smudgie
16-06-2016, 09:55 AM
:omgno:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/15/23/35541CDA00000578-3643804-image-a-91_1466031386907.jpg



So on the outside world they met and flirted and even kissed, Jayne fell in love becuase he was rich and that is what she wants, rich - but Chelsea has a partner and children, he had just forgotten about them and gone to a nightclub. But in the cold light of day he realised that Jayne has a banging body but the face of like one of the Golden Girls and he did a :dog:

Jayne was devasted and has harboured a grudge. FF to BB and Jayne hoped against hope that Chelsea would be the one. Anyways... he saw her and thought "oh feck, there is that nutjob from the club, what is my partner gonna say?" so he got cross and had a strop. Meanwhile Jayne is devastated and cried leaving viewers perplexed as to why she is single :shrug:

What will happen tonight?

:flutter:

Perfect assessment, two very sad, boring individuals.

jet
16-06-2016, 10:07 AM
I was gripped with an urge to change channels. Jayne is pathetic and Chelsea has turned out to be an egotistical, self - important ass.

Niamh.
16-06-2016, 10:10 AM
I didn't watch last night, looks like I missed the greatest love story ever told

Beso
16-06-2016, 10:17 AM
You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire.

joeysteele
16-06-2016, 10:18 AM
I was gripped with an urge to change channels. Jayne is pathetic and Chelsea has turned out to be an egotistical, self - important ass.

:joker: Absolutely jet,my summing up of the pair exactly too.

LucyPinder'sLover
16-06-2016, 10:24 AM
Why does Chelsea style himself on a 90's Britpop artist?He looks like an asian Damon Albarn or Liam Gallagher.

i thought he looked abit like a asian Paul Weller lol:laugh:

Maxy
16-06-2016, 10:32 AM
Why does she think she deserves an apology from him, they only kissed for goodness sake

Ross.
16-06-2016, 10:41 AM
LT I think you'd be a perfect match for our Jayne

andybigbro
16-06-2016, 10:45 AM
I didn't watch last night, looks like I missed the greatest love story ever told

:laugh:

I laughed when Jayne said snogged. I'm so mature :joker:

_Tom_
16-06-2016, 10:47 AM
Quite simply - no.

It was overplayed and a complete bore, as expected.

jaxie
16-06-2016, 10:48 AM
It's all a bit pathetic really. What my granny would cal a storm in a teacup. I don't think either of them are very interesting.

Drew.
16-06-2016, 10:55 AM
Dull as dishwater to me, the pair of them.
He is full of himself and she has made herself look really foolish.

What the fuss is about is beyond me as to her.

Agreed

Cherie
16-06-2016, 10:56 AM
A harrowing tale! at the edge of me seat!

:joker: me too loves old dream shattered

jet
16-06-2016, 11:22 AM
:joker: Absolutely jet,my summing up of the pair exactly too.

:thumbs: :)

Vicky.
16-06-2016, 11:39 AM
Not really. And my gaydar is seriously off as I was sure he was gay anyway :laugh: