"Hi, I'm Jayne, I raise awareness for dementia and I'm a private investigator"

[Headie]

QUEEN <333

I feel kinda bad for Hughie and Natalie not getting to say anything but Jayne spilling straight afterwards was so funny :joker:

[reece(:]

Jayne may be my #1

[Samm]

She's hilar, possibly best hag since Carole

[Marsh.]

I half expected some shock expose she'd saved for a live segment. :omgno:

[Yaki da]

She's certifiable imo.

[Wizard.]

Best part of the night <3

[Jason.]

Her giving a speech when she was revealed was classic

[Moosething]

Legend :love:

[MB.]

I half expected some shock expose she'd saved for a live segment. :omgno:

"Hi, I'm Jayne and I'm an alcoholic"?

[Firewire]

I screamed at that

[Jordan.]

Iconic, her speech was probably what made Charlie spill the Jason tea too

[y.winter]

The gift that keeps on giving
https://uploadir.com/u/d3wuwy0v

[rusticgal]

It was revealing....but I have gone right off her. I think she's big trouble...entertaining though.

[Amy Jade]

I was piss ing myself when she introduced herself

[Guuki]

That was funny. :hehe:

[BB247]

QUEEN <333

I feel kinda bad for Hughie and Natalie not getting to say anything but Jayne spilling straight afterwards was so funny :joker:

She forgot to say that she sleeps with minor celebrities the sells her story on her spare time.

[Ross.]

Winner

[Cal.]

The opening lines of my autobiography got leaked. Disappointing.

[_Tom_]

Legendary :love:

[Headie]

She forgot to say that she sleeps with minor celebrities the sells her story on her spare time.

It was that bloody dementia

[nonstop]

I'm still laughing.

[Margarine.]

My second favourite HM

[armand.kay]

A modern icon and an example to all https://uploadir.com/u/d3wuwy0v

[Tom4784]

A true queen.

[BB-J*I*N*X]

that speech :facepalm:

[rionablue]

Cant stand her a complete attention seeking bitch

[Jack_]

So funny, it was like she thought she was on ****ing Tipping Point or something

[Marsh.]

So funny, it was like she thought she was on ****ing Tipping Point or something

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Heaven = Winner]

A role model to all us (Busty)Brits

https://uploadir.com/u/d3wuwy0v

[hot2go]

Just an old slapper....likely to be targeted by house mates from both sides

[Shaun]

She forgot to say that she sleeps with minor celebrities the sells her story on her spare time.

Excuse you.

She only sleeps with major celebrities. An England manager and centre back. Don't you dare slander her name.

[Jake.]

So funny, it was like she thought she was on ****ing Tipping Point or something

:joker:

[Rob!]

My second favourite HM

Not you making the queen second best again :nono:

[Rob!]

And she's my favourite. Like I actually adore her :love:

[Clootie Dumpling]

Excuse you.

She only sleeps with major celebrities. An England manager and centre back. Don't you dare slander her name.

Major celebrities whose names she mispronounces, along with the word 'texts'! :laugh2:

[Mitchell]

Most of the laugh out loud moments this series so far have come from queen Jayne.

[Mokka]

As funny as it was...she is such a fake. If you are going to be a tell all Queen and an online porn star... Own it, instead of pretending you are a private investigator and and advocate for anything...
She is denial thinking she is something better than she really is... And I am not buying it.

[Xtopher]

She's adorable.

[Pete.]

Legendary

[Ammi]

..I hope that BB run with what she said and give her some kind of private investigator task...

[Beso]

she's pathetically deluded.

[jennyjuniper]

As funny as it was...she is such a fake. If you are going to be a tell all Queen and an online porn star... Own it, instead of pretending you are a private investigator and and advocate for anything...
She is denial thinking she is something better than she really is... And I am not buying it.

I'm with you on that Mokka. And that chin!!!!!! She could do serious damage with that.:hehe:

[hot2go]

Some private investigator .....she didn't even know Chelsea was next door....dumb bitch

Embroiling family men into your tart lifestyle so you can blackmail them on national tele does not make you a private investigator....it just makes you a wh-re

[Ammi]

..it's amazing how many family men are happy to actively embroil themselves and to be embroiled with no thought to their families in those moments...ooops...

[hot2go]

..it's amazing how many family men are happy to actively embroil themselves and to be embroiled with no thought to their families in those moments...ooops...

Oh yeh, they're no better than she is....but that doesn't change what she is....she's not a private investigator, she's not intelligent and she's not a nice person.
She's just a wh-re who opens her legs for rich men then opens her mouth to the press....and gives a sh-t that his children will see it and their lives will be crushed.
Sh-t Dust between her ears and a Hippos Yawn between her legs.

[Cherie]

As funny as it was...she is such a fake. If you are going to be a tell all Queen and an online porn star... Own it, instead of pretending you are a private investigator and and advocate for anything...
She is denial thinking she is something better than she really is... And I am not buying it.

The true Queen has spoken :love:

[Daniel-X]

THE best C5 housemate, and to think I first thought she would be a bit of wallpaper :omgno:

[armand.kay]

As funny as it was...she is such a fake. If you are going to be a tell all Queen and an online porn star... Own it, instead of pretending you are a private investigator and and advocate for anything...
She is denial thinking she is something better than she really is... And I am not buying it.

The fact that she acts like an incent chick makes her even better imo.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Did we know before lastnight that Jayne was a private investigator, cause reason why ask I was saying to friend other day there more to Jayne story I don't think its just a case of Jayne dating Chelsea, the think him or her is private investigator & been payed to spy on there partner.

[*mazedsalv**]

This was brilliant :joker:

And actually BOTS both last night and Thursday has their best episodes. When they mentioned Jayne's quote last night was hilarious. I love the fact everyone was silent and she had to give them her life story :clap2:

[Gstar]

So funny, it was like she thought she was on ****ing Tipping Point or something

Lmao

[BB247]

Some private investigator .....she didn't even know Chelsea was next door....dumb bitch

Embroiling family men into your tart lifestyle so you can blackmail them on national tele does not make you a private investigator....it just makes you a wh-re

:clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Shaun]

Absolutely nothing wrong with using newspaper money to expose John Terry and Sven for what they were and get some money for charity. This backlash against a real altruist is mortifying.