"I can break someones arm with just one finger"

[MrWong]

:joker:

[LaLaLand]

BB4 Lisa vibes

[Oliver_W]

BB4 Lisa vibes

Was she the one rumoured to be a man?

[Jake.]

:nataliesleeping:

[Samm]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39222000/jpg/_39222212_lisaandtea203.jpg

[Jay28jay2]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/5225bb72646ec12e16d72a273a026698/tumblr_o8i6daQzHH1v9roxto2_400.gif

[MojoNixon]

Legend!

[erinp5]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClbJr7xXEAAM1Wp.jpg

[Oliver_W]

I liked how they switched to an oh-so-dramatic moviestyle letterbox view for the pivotal moment lf deciding who would do the task.

[MrWong]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClbJr7xXEAAM1Wp.jpg

Thanks erin :thumbs:

Chelsea is like a cross between Mario BB9 and Marcus BB10.

[rusticgal]

Prat....the sooner someone brings this big heads down...the better.

[Vanessa]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39226000/jpg/_39226186_bb_lisa300.jpg

[Lstan]

And let me guess he can break all the bones in a person's body with one of his "big" bollocks?

Give it a rest chelsea.

[NotARylanFan]

http://i.imgur.com/Tx7ZBOD.gif

[Gstar]

Aggressive thug imo

[Babayaro.]

He is a mess

[Lister of Smeg]

I believe him tbh :laugh:

[reece(:]

http://imgfave-herokuapp-com.global.ssl.fastly.net/image_cache/1423315706413281_animate.gif

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

He's hilarious :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

And let me guess he can break all the bones in a person's body with one of his "big" bollocks?

Give it a rest chelsea.

Rofl. Has anyone on bb ever been so quotable? :joker:

[storybrooke]

I wonder if he has actually managed to achieve this or if it's b.s
He is pretty funny but this is hard to believe

[AnnieK]

Knob

[BB-J*I*N*X]

give your hard man act a rest Chelsea :facepalm:, you couldn't even break a sweat :D

[joeysteele]

He couldn't even beat Laura in the task, I really have come to dislike Chelsea,awful.

[mr rochester]

All mouth and no Lego...




Hang on a minute...

[JTM45]

He didn't say it was his finger!
Probably one them ''Bodyguards'' he was telling Lateysha he has the other day.:laugh:
Oh Chelsea you prize plum!!!!! :facepalm:

[Mokka]

http://i.imgur.com/Tx7ZBOD.gif

This reaction was the greatest :joker:

[ConnieLingus]

He couldn't fight sleep.

Someone should have asked him to use a finger to break a table leg or similar with his finger...sadly none of them even had the wit to do something as simple as that.

[Ammi]

...yeah same..I only have to waggle it and the fracture clinics start filling up../it's a curse...

[Josy]

Sounds legit

[Ammi]

Sounds legit

..:laugh:..

[Semtex]

I doubt he could break a Chickens wishbone with just one finger.

http://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/615x200/cme/cme_public_images/www_ehow_com/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/103/157/81267044_XS.jpg

[MrWong]

He couldn't fight sleep.

Someone should have asked him to use a finger to break a table leg or similar with his finger...sadly none of them even had the wit to do something as simple as that.

:D Exactly. They should have asked for a demonstration!

[Cal.]

He tried to be Lisa!

[waterhog]

Prat....the sooner someone brings this big heads down...the better.




but he is harmless - he is the comedy factor in the house. I like him. :dance:

[kirklancaster]

:laugh: He obviously means that he could 'break someone's arm with just one finger', by using his index finger to tap out the number on his telephone keypad of an 'East End villain' who will - 'for a few hundred quid' - break someone's arm on demand.

Chelsea needs to stop watching low-budget Danny Dyer Brit-Flicks. :joker:

"You wot Kirk? -- Watch your feckin mouth John or you'll end up 'brown bread' son. Know wot I mean?"

He is a hoot.

[waterhog]

:laugh: He obviously means that he could 'break someone's arm with just one finger', by using his index finger to tap out the number on his telephone keypad of an 'East End villain' who will - 'for a few hundred quid' - break someone's arm on demand.

Chelsea needs to stop watching low-budget Danny Dyer Brit-Flicks. :joker:

"You wot Kirk? -- Watch your feckin mouth John or you'll end up 'brown bread' son. Know wot I mean?"

He is a hoot.


I love him and the house needs him. I now support Chelsea. :joker:

[Slevin]

:laugh: He obviously means that he could 'break someone's arm with just one finger', by using his index finger to tap out the number on his telephone keypad of an 'East End villain' who will - 'for a few hundred quid' - break someone's arm on demand.

Chelsea needs to stop watching low-budget Danny Dyer Brit-Flicks. :joker:

"You wot Kirk? -- Watch your feckin mouth John or you'll end up 'brown bread' son. Know wot I mean?"

He is a hoot.
:joker:

i dont have no favorites but Chelsea is cracking me up. i didnt think he would going off the launch.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Prat....the sooner someone brings this big heads down...the better.

Couldn't agree more, the guy does my head in.

[jennyjuniper]

Unless someone (like a toddler) breaks his finger.

[Clootie Dumpling]

Another of my favourites from the same conversation, discussing Chelsea's Martial Arts prowess:

Other: Like "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?"
Chelsea: No! This is real!

I loved his Call to Arms speech, as well. He's got to stay in - he's a walking cliche and I love it!

[minty3]

Love Chelsea me

[sampvt]

He is so pathetic he is brill. OMG what drugs is he on.