Why I HATE Big Brother

[kirklancaster]

This show drives me NUTS!

On Monday: I hate someone, and by Friday, I begin to love them.

Jayne is WINNING me over after tonight. :shrug:

"Hello? Is that the psychiatrist?.... Oh hello. Could I make an appointment please?"

[MB.]

Kirk crossing over to the dark side :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

Kirk crossing over to the dark side :clap1:

:laugh:

[Beso]

you'rer not alone.

[Amy Jade]

Kirk :worry:

She's awful

[rusticgal]

This show drives me NUTS!

On Monday: I hate someone, and by Friday, I begin to love them.

Jayne is WINNING me over after tonight. :shrug:

"Hello? Is that the psychiatrist?.... Oh hello. Could I make an appointment please?"


I'm the same...found myself liking Laura tonight...disliking Lateysha and feeling sorry for Hughie :shrug:

[Marsh.]

You pond life are what I call the "Daily Mail masses" :yuk:

[kirklancaster]

Kirk :worry:

She's awful

:laugh: I know AJ - I even wrote this son g about her:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster View Post
Let's all have a good old sing-along:

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CALUMNY JAYNE

She just blew in from the Kinky City
She's old and knackered and ain't so pretty,
But I'll tell ya what she has got -
An that is guile.

She is putting on an act,
And that's a plain and simple fact.
Just listen to Chelsea -
He ought to know.

She tried to snare that wealthy fella
But he rejected the 'Kiss And Teller'
And good old Chelsea -
Told her where to go.

Jaynee's life in the kinky city
was sordid, base, and worthy of pity
'Cos she slept with rich guys -
Yes siree.

Shacked up with guys for loot and glory
Then sold the tabloids her dirty story
Not just one time -
But all THREE.

She says all those 'kiss and tell' fees
Went to several charities,
But I ain't buying that -
No siree.

Now she claims to be a 'Private Eye'
Willing to trap your cheating guy
But ain't that too rich -
From a cheating bitch?

She's done more than one Private Sexual Show'
And made Porno Pics in explicit pose.
And if you want proof hun -
Just look in 'The Sun'.

She has Rich fools eyes a popping
All 'knickers off and trousers dropping'
But she don't turn me on -
No WAY siree.

And I ain't taken in by a well known slaggy
Now doing an act as 'Kim and Aggie'
All you might be -
But hell no, not me.

It's one thing a girl being clean and fussy
But another when that girl's a two bit hussy
Who should worry about 'How Clean Is Her Pussy' -
Yes siree.


Now I'm CONFUSED. :laugh:

[Mokka]

No Kirk NOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!

[armand.kay]

Our Jayne queen of suduction don't resist it kirk :clap1:

[kirklancaster]

Our Jayne queen of suduction don't resist it kirk :clap1:

:laugh:

[Pete.]

Jayne's impact :clap1:

[Ammi]

...Jayne Queen of Kirk's heart...:lovedup:....

[kirklancaster]

...Jayne Queen of Kirk's heart...:lovedup:....

Er...No actually.... YOU and LIV are. :laugh:

[Shaun]

Er...No actually.... YOU and LIV are. :laugh:

what am I, chopped liver?

[Ammi]

Er...No actually.... YOU and LIV are. :laugh:

...:laugh:...you old charmer, Captain Kirk...

[Mokka]

what am I, chopped liver?

Kirk has too many ladies on the go... he can't keep us all happy :fan:

[kirklancaster]

what am I, chopped liver?

:laugh: I'm up for it Shaun. :hee:

[kirklancaster]

Kirk has too many ladies on the go... he can't keep us all happy :fan:

Mokka my sweet - I forgot to include you. (But I HAVE been up now for 27 hours with no sleep at all, and I am ancient and decrepit :hee:)

[kirklancaster]

...:laugh:...you old charmer, Captain Kirk...

Moi? It's not true.... Oh you sweet vision, I almost forgot... these are for you... :flowers: I picked them fresh from the meadow this morning. I will bring them to you personally to save you collecting them, for I know that your beautiful legs must be tired.... because you have been running through my mind all night. :hee:

[Mokka]

Mokka my sweet - I forgot to include you. (But I HAVE been up now for 27 hours with no sleep at all, and I am ancient and decrepit :hee:)

I know... no offense was taken :joker::joker:

Plus, Liv and Ammi are both in a category far above me anyways :hehe:

[waterhog]

Moi? It's not true.... Oh you sweet vision, I almost forgot... these are for you... :flowers: I picked them fresh from the meadow this morning. I will bring them to you personally to save you collecting them, for I know that your beautiful legs must be tired.... because you have been running through my mind all night. :hee:

kirky baby - you old romantic - I must ask your advice on chap up lines - no more poetry to woooooooooooooo the lady's :joker:

[Nicky91]

Kirk, i'm on your side with this :clap1:

[llNicolall]

have you added Jayne on twitter :fan:

[kirklancaster]

have you added Jayne on twitter :fan:

I never thought of that. :laugh:

[Babayaro.]

Same thing happened to me last night :worry:

The way she stuck up for Hughie was wonderful! :flutter:

[kirklancaster]

Same thing happened to me last night :worry:

The way she stuck up for Hughie was wonderful! :flutter:

:laugh: Do you think she's a type of Witch, putting us undder her spell? :hee:

[Babayaro.]

:laugh: Do you think she's a type of Witch, putting us undder her spell? :hee:
Well she does have the nose for it

[kirklancaster]

Well she does have the nose for it

:joker: