Big Brother 17 - Highlights Discussion [9PM Monday 4/7 | Channel 5 HD]

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The latest drama from inside the house, as this year's Housemates get to grips with each other, and Big Brother's unseen influence.

Tonight's pre-titles:

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[arista]

Hughie Mum
please Smack his Head

It will help him alot

[Rob!]

The preview doesn't exactly sell it

[iloveaisleyne]

I know this is really heartless but I think proposing on a reality show is so tacky ugh

[zakman440]

On Channel 5 NOW!

[Rob!]

Here for them all turning on Chelsea

[Jordan.]

Here for the house turning on Chelsea

[Rob!]

I imagine she was disappointed from birth Ryan

[iloveaisleyne]

Jayne to make friends when Chelsea is evicted?

[Jordan.]

I hate this BB voice

[Lostie!]

If nominations run normally, I can easily see Chelsea up this week. Just a shame he still probably wouldn't go against Charlie.

[Wizard.]

BB to get sued by The Voice?

[iloveaisleyne]

I hate this BB voice

Same

[Owen19]

Chelsea up this week pls

[T*]

Omg this is sort of like the Price of Veto

[Amy Jade]

That food looks gross

[Adamw92]

I'd love a full english but not if its been sat there for ages

[hijaxers]

Ryan's lips are putrid. Terrible but they make me really dislike him.

[Kazanne]

That one was easy

[iloveaisleyne]

****test reward ever lmao

[Rob!]

Not Hughie blocking the loo

[Jordan.]

Hewie attempting to gas haself?

[Amy Jade]

Hewie attempting to gas haself?

It'd be preferable to spending time with Andy tbf

[iloveaisleyne]

How could you kick that it's adorable

[Adamw92]

The puppy isn't even that cute

[Rob!]

Emma's nips standing to attention

[Kazanne]

That dog is so so cute

[Rob!]

I still scream at the fact that a huge guy like Jason has such a thing for such a small dog

[T*]

The puppy isn't even that cute

yes it is :nono:

[Pete.]

Charlie :laugh3:

[Lostie!]

She's beautiful :love:

I'd turn round if I had a pet and they put it in there.

[Jordan.]

So sad that it could hear him </3

[iloveaisleyne]

i'd rather have the dog than loyalty points

[Amy Jade]

My dogs cuter

[Lostie!]

Emma's so sweet :flutter:

[Adamw92]

yes it is :nono:

I've seen MANY cuter dogs :shrug:

[Amy Jade]

Why is Jason being so mean?

[Samm]

Jason is so fookin rude

[Wizard.]

8 fuqin times

[Jordan.]

Nn

[Pete.]

Why is Jason being so mean?
You mean why is Charlie such a bunny boiler slag!???!???!?12

[hijaxers]

Charlie just piss off please

[Jordan.]

What was Charlie even saying I didn't hear it 8 times

[Dillinger]

Charlie is nightmarish. Jason should cut her out of his life for good.

[JTM45]

Charlie is such a ridiculously annoying twat!!!!

[Kazanne]

How many times does Charlie need to be told to shut the fook up,no need to go on and on trying to prove you are nice Charlie,lol

[T*]

She's beautiful :love:

I'd turn round if I had a pet and they put it in there.

me if they put my pet in there
https://i.gyazo.com/4e667f585d9bff7e6fee8e3d83cada5d.gif
(except i'd be turning around instead of shredding it)

[Amy Jade]

You mean why is Charlie such a bunny boiler slag!???!???!?12

Poor Charlie not even allowed to speak now, he's emotionally abusing her </3

[Ashley.]

me if they put my pet in there
https://i.gyazo.com/4e667f585d9bff7e6fee8e3d83cada5d.gif
(except i'd be turning around instead of shredding it)

Oh Tom :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[y.winter]

That's the dog Charlie hates? How can she?!

[hijaxers]

Why is Jason being so mean?

Cos the stupid bitch won't shut the f uck up ! Say sorry again Charlie , like we never heard it the last 500 times . Give it a rest i beg you.

[Kazanne]

She hates the dog ,he knows she is being a false cow.

[Rob!]

This Charlie and Jason thing needs to die.

Only Laura could get a man as cheesily continental as that :joker:

[Klingonz]

Poor Charlie not even allowed to speak now, he's emotionally abusing her </3

Poor Charlie? She is annoying troublemaker.

[GiRTh]

Jason wouldnt even let Charlie speak. He is so rude.

[Amy Jade]

What was Charlie even saying I didn't hear it 8 times

Something about him not seeing the dog much in a while

[Samm]

Chelsea up this week pls :clap1:

[Adamw92]

Chelsea to be nominated by pretty much the whole house this week?

[iloveaisleyne]

Why does Alex have such a veiny forehead what the hell

[Amy Jade]

Glad people are turning on false Chelsea

[Lostie!]

I'm so relieved by this sudden anti-Chelsea surge.

[Rob!]

Not Charlie jealous because Cleo gets to be put on a lead more than her

[iloveaisleyne]

Jason completely forgetting about his daughter and thinking about his dog

[Ashley.]

I'm so relieved by this sudden anti-Chelsea surge.

Sadly, it lands on a week in which we don't get normal nominations.

[Lostie!]

Sadly, it lands on a week in which we don't get normal nominations.

Don't we?

[Jordan.]

I'm so relieved by this sudden anti-Chelsea surge.

2 , looking hopeful he'll be up and out this week

[Amy Jade]

I wouldn't have pressed

[Pete.]

Where's will.i.am?

[Ant.]

Ryan's jawdropped bc he knows he spunked on Hughie

[karl100589]

Is Hughie's mum Leanne Wood?
http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5442868.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Leanne-Wood.jpg

[Rob!]

Hughie's mum wanting to get drunk :clap1:

[iloveaisleyne]

Ryan's jawdropped bc he knows he spunked on Hughie

dead

[Kazanne]

Jason completely forgetting about his daughter and thinking about his dog

Of course he hasn't forgotten his daughter maybe he doesn't want to put her in the media ring.

[Amy Jade]

Andy is so dull

[Ashley.]

Don't we?

I don't believe so. Something about guests?

[Jordan.]

Loving that advice

[iloveaisleyne]

Of course he hasn't forgotten his daughter maybe he doesn't want to put her in the media ring.

I meant because he described the dog as the closest thing to him in his life and the only thing he's had in his life for longer than 5 minutes

[hijaxers]

Jason wouldnt even let Charlie speak. He is so rude.

She's lucky he didn't throttle her :joker:

[Lostie!]

I don't believe so. Something about guests?

I hadn't heard anything about the guests having anything to do with nominations though?

[Ant.]

Hughies mum is gonna shut stir

[Amy Jade]

It's so nice how happy they all are for him

[Ashley.]

I hadn't heard anything about the guests having anything to do with nominations though?

Someone on here said something about the guests taking people with them when they leave. Perhaps it's not true.

[Rob!]

Ryan calling things off because he suspects it's not looking good :bored:

[JTM45]

Obviously an opportunity for them to get Vicky gob****e in there to tell Alex to up his game.:bored:

[Kazanne]

I meant because he described the dog as the closest thing to him in his life and the only thing he's had in his life for longer than 5 minutes

Maybe his daughter lives with her mom,maybe he doesn't see her a lot,it could be many scenarios really.

[Rob!]

Obviously an opportunity for them to get Vicky gob****e in there to tell Alex to up his game.:bored:

URGH

[Lostie!]

Someone on here said something about the guests taking people with them when they leave. Perhaps it's not true.

Ohh yeah I remember that now. :think:

Hmm I dunno, I'll hold out for normal noms until they announce otherwise :laugh:

[Ant.]

The isles of Bernardo

[iloveaisleyne]

Poor Evelyn having no boyfriend there

[Amy Jade]

Nobody for Ev?

[Rob!]

Lol shred shred shred shred

[Samm]

Hmm Josh :love:

[T*]

lMAO

[Jordan.]

Not the music

[Rob!]

Poor Evelyn :(

[Pete.]

Emma <33

[Ashley.]

Ohh yeah I remember that now. :think:

Hmm I dunno, I'll hold out for normal noms until they announce otherwise :laugh:

Yeah. The Sunday shopping task is a bit suspect too, but hopefully it'll be normal.

[Lostie!]

Wait so why is Evelyn there? :joker:

[iloveaisleyne]

I was expecting Emma's boyfriend to be some really tall hairy guy who eats pebbles

[Adamw92]

So Evelyn gets no-one?

[Black Dagger]

Her boyfriend can spit in my face.

[Samm]

Laura CAH

[Ant.]

Laura's reaction is iconic

[Rob!]

Lmao at her meltdown

[Jordan.]

Screaming at Laura's reaction

[iloveaisleyne]

Laura's spanish one night stand?

[Amy Jade]

This feels so fake

[Pete.]

Howling at the good chick Laura, her Prince Charming era?

[Jordan.]

Not Andy getting her hopes up </3

[JTM45]

Laura does a terrible fake shock thing.

[MB.]

Bernardo to win <3

[iloveaisleyne]

Should've brought Marco in for Laura

[Adamw92]

"I don't know how I got here"

Not BB drugging people and flying them across seas.

[Owen19]

I don't understand why Evelyn is there

[Amy Jade]

The tacky proposal coming up

[iloveaisleyne]

ew @ those stale meatballs

[Ant.]

"I don't know how I got here"

Not BB drugging people and flying them across seas.

MESS

[T*]

the music is honestly ruining this

[Adamw92]

Feel so bad for Evelyn :(

[Ashley.]

Laura doesn't care about Andy :laugh:

[Rob!]

:lovedup:

[Pete.]

Feel so bad for Evelyn :(
[2]

Hope it gets her votes tbh

[JTM45]

That so nice for Andy!

[iloveaisleyne]

I hate tv proposals they're the bane of my entire existence especially when i hate the people getting engaged welp

[T*]

"I don't know how I got here"

Not BB drugging people and flying them across seas.

this made me cackle omg

[Amy Jade]

You're gray and old already under that nice and easy dye mate

[iloveaisleyne]

I hope they bring someone in for Evelyn tomorrow...

[Ant.]

Evelyn deserves a big hug

[Adamw92]

Evelyn </3

[iloveaisleyne]

"Emma. I just got engaged"
That enthusiasm is overwhelming me Andy

[Jordan.]

Poor Ev </3

[Rob!]

"**** off" :laugh2:

[T*]

okay i love evelyn now

[Ant.]

"Evelyn I got engaged!!!"
"**** OFF!!!"

:joker:

[Ant.]

'Ricardo'

Ricardo to win

[Kazanne]

What a false load of tossers around Andy

[Jordan.]

Mess at how they all dislike him but are still happy

[Samm]

They'll still all nominate him CAH

[Lostie!]

Ricardo :laugh2:

[Rob!]

Awwwww that melts me cockles :lovedup:

[iloveaisleyne]

"Ricardo from Miami" > Bernado from Mexico

[Amy Jade]

Lateysha :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

"I can't even get a text back" cah

[Klingonz]

what was the point of dissing Evelyn? Shame on you BB.

[Rob!]

Lataysha channeling me

[MB.]

So his name's either Bernardo or Ricardo and he's from either Miami or Mexico <3 What a man of mystery

[Ashley.]

Wait so what's Andy's boyfriend called?

[JTM45]

"Ricardo from Miami" > Bernado from Mexico

A classic example of how a Chinese whisper works!:laugh:

[Kazanne]

what was the point of dissing Evelyn? Shame on you BB.

When jasons dog was there I don't think there was anything for the others standing with him :shrug:

[y.winter]

So his name's either Bernardo or Ricardo and he's from either Miami or Mexico <3 What a man of mystery

:joker:

[Rob!]

Wait so what's Andy's boyfriend called?

Ed

[JTM45]

Gemma Collins really is heinous!!!

[Adamw92]

When jasons dog was there I don't think there was anything for the others standing with him :shrug:

3 people stood there with nothing isn't the same as 1 person being the ONLY person stood there with nothing waiting for them.

[JTM45]

Laura going for cock number 2.

[Ant.]

Oh so Bernardo met her in Miami

[Ant.]

Jackson get a grip

[Rob!]

Somebody gif that Laura moment at once

[iloveaisleyne]

Not jackson knocking Andy out

[Samm]

Laura is a HOWL <3

[Klingonz]

When jasons dog was there I don't think there was anything for the others standing with him :shrug:

At least he did have dog there waiting , BB producers did make Evelyn look like a fool. Even i'm not her fan, that was really cruel from BB producers.

[Wizard.]

Jackson needs to get into everything ugh

[Klingonz]

3 people stood there with nothing isn't the same as 1 person being the ONLY person stood there with nothing waiting for them.

Exactly!

[Kazanne]

So they all like Andy now,LOL,LOL who are these people ?

[Jordan.]

Lmfao

[MB.]

The happiest moment of Andy's life being shared with Laura's Mexican one night stand <333333

[Amy Jade]

Not sure he likes the ring. Ungrateful twat.

[Adamw92]

"I'm gonna go shave my fanny"

:laugh2:

[Ant.]

"Im gonna go and shave my fanny"

I love Laura so much

[iloveaisleyne]

At least he did have dog there waiting , BB producers did make Evelyn look like a fool. Even i'm not her fan, that was really cruel from BB producers.

Hopefully they're waiting for Evelyn's family member to be flown over </3

[Rob!]

Laura :joker: :love:

[Amy Jade]

Shave ya minge doll

[Samm]

This episode has secured Laura as a BB great

[Jan S]

At least he did have dog there waiting , BB producers did make Evelyn look like a fool. Even i'm not her fan, that was really cruel from BB producers.

maybe they'll have something else special for her along later - seems rough on her otherwise

[JTM45]

''I'm obviously not gonna do anything''
uuuuhhhhhh.....you did with someone you'd only known for a couple of days though!

[Kazanne]

At least he did have dog there waiting , BB producers did make Evelyn look like a fool. Even i'm not her fan, that was really cruel from BB producers.

It was pointless.i wasn't having a go,it was just something I noticed and yes it was a bit ****ty of BB

[Adamw92]

I'd be disappointed to have Ryan as a son, tbh.

[Pete.]

Laura is a queen

[Jan S]

:hehe::hehe:''I'm obviously not gonna do anything''
uuuuhhhhhh.....you did with someone you'd only known for a couple of days though!

[Klingonz]

maybe they'll have something else special for her along later - seems rough on her otherwise

Hope so.

[Amy Jade]

I think your mum might have been dissapointed after the X Factor tbh Ryan

[Ant.]

Its hilarious how Ryan and Hughie's relationship is crumbling apart while Andy's getting engaged and Laura's shagging a Mexican lad she last saw 2 years ago

[Rob!]

As nice as all this is I'm not crazy on them spending the night together

[MB.]

"Have a nice shag, guys"

[Rob!]

Jayne: Mind the road :joker:

[Kazanne]

This episode has secured Laura as a BB great

What,LOL all she's done is faff about screaming

[Lostie!]

Jayne :love:

[T*]

I think your mum might have been dissapointed after the X Factor tbh Ryan

:worship:

[JTM45]

Bernardo looked a bit miffed then ?

[Amy Jade]

This is boring I want fights and stuff

[Adamw92]

Sooo the task is finished?

[Wizard.]

Andys fiancé seems a bit like an attention seeker

[MB.]

Andy's OTTM husband <3

[Rob!]

Not Bernando getting a bad edit

[Ant.]

Here for Laura to grt prego with Bernardo

[Owen19]

Emma is so sexually frustrated OMG:laugh:

[Klingonz]

This is boring I want fights and stuff

Fight fight fight!!!! Yeah!!!! :dance:

[Jordan.]

Not Laura shaving her fanny for nowt

[Ashley.]

Not Bernando getting a bad edit

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[T*]

oh my @ emma's bf's body

[Lostie!]

So these are the overnight guests Emma mentioned? Better than last year's Hotel mess at least.

[Rob!]

Omg Josh's body :eek:

[MB.]

Emma you lucky bitch

[iloveaisleyne]

How did emma pull that

[Owen19]

Emma to win

[Pete.]

Emma hun

[Amy Jade]

Ya'll are thirsty af

[JTM45]

Laura's really making a meal of this.

[iloveaisleyne]

Laura's eyebrows never move it's distressing

[Samm]

Emma being a thirsty bitch :love:

[Wizard.]

They met each other once omg

[Jan S]

What,LOL all she's done is faff about screamingand shave, don't forget that :D

oh my @ emma's bf's bodyit's a bit weird to me - i don't mind a bit of muscle but it's all weirdddddddd :shrug:

[Rob!]

I actually love Laura. She's so ridiculous

[MB.]

Bernardo being the Channel 5 era Isaac <3

[Lostie!]

Laura and Fernando's love story is one for the ages.

[JTM45]

Laura back tracking now!

[Klingonz]

Laura, how about Marco then?

[Amy Jade]

What a boring episode :(

[Adamw92]

What a boring episode :(

I wanna see Teesh reunited with her daughter </3

[JTM45]

Andy's fella' seems like a really genuine sort.

[iloveaisleyne]

"You need to do something I've never seen you do"
Not Laura and Ricardo having Anal

[Owen19]

There's so much positivity in this episode

[Klingonz]

What a boring episode :(

We need some blood, sweat and tears!!! :dance:

[Jan S]

aw, andy and his fiance :heart:

[Ant.]

"You need to do something I've never seen you do"
Not Laura and Ricardo having Anal

BYE

[Rob!]

Mess at how disappointed BB sounds that nobody is going to have sex

[Amy Jade]

He just wanted to visit London didn't he?

[Kazanne]

laura and bernardo don't seem to have that much chemistry

[iloveaisleyne]

Why did Laura shave her minge when Fernando is staying in the leg region

[Wizard.]

Bernardo gives me serial killer vibes not gonna lie

[iloveaisleyne]

Bernardo gives me serial killer vibes not gonna lie

Not marco being found in his freezer

[Rob!]

"He's just come from the desert" :joker: :joker: :joker:

[Jordan.]

Keep Bernie in

[Klingonz]

Laura is boring

[Samm]

Bernardo probably hasn't even watched any of BB cah

[Amy Jade]

Wtf hahaha

[Jordan.]

Screaming

[iloveaisleyne]

omg what did I just see????

[Black Dagger]

Laura :joker::joker::joker:

[Ant.]

Okay but wtf was happening then

[Samm]

A surprise twist Emma and Laura do it in the toilet?

[Rob!]

OMG I thought he was ploughing her against the wall for a second

[Klingonz]

Laura is *****

[Wizard.]

I thought they were ****ing for a minute like BB got desperate

[Lostie!]

"Do you Andy take Thingy to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

[Rob!]

Omg I've hit 10k posts :lovedup:

[Jordan.]

OMG I thought he was ploughing her against the wall for a second

Same lmao

[Ashley.]

"Do you Andy take Thingy to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

Anardo and Bendy.

[MB.]

idc and also I may be drunk but I'm loving this episode <3

Bernardo from the desert <3 The not-so-subtle shots of Marco spliced in <3 Emma pumping Laura <333

[Amy Jade]

Omg I've hit 10k posts :lovedup:

Congrats! :clap2:

[y.winter]

Laura is growing on me, in some sort of weird way.
She's still a slag and her Marco era was disgusting, but she's a nice person.