Ch5HD Big Brother Discussion 9PM Tuesday. 5th/7

[arista]

Yesterday was a Top show

Task still going
for tonight.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/05/12/35F7D31400000578-3675058-All_smiles_They_shared_smiles_as_they_looked_into_ each_other_s_e-a-24_1467718699789.jpg
Yesterdays show

[y.winter]

Excited
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/03/19/35EAC65300000578-3672601-image-m-29_1467569816978.jpg

[MB.]

I saw the Ab Fab movie earlier and Rylan's cameo was a good benchmark for how involved he should be with this show, i.e. a short, background, non-speaking role

[arista]

On now

[Maru]

Oh boy

[MB.]

Bernardo's comeback <3

[Pete.]

Jackson needs to chill and stop trying to be Tesco Danny

[Lostie!]

Okay stop with the boyfriends now.

[Adamw92]

Bored of this task now :idc:

[Maru]

Lol Andy

[Kazanne]

These romances are so dull,we don't want them BB

[Shaun]

oh did he get engaged i did not know

[Jordan.]

not seeing the other DR in ages has made me realise I like it better

[Amy Jade]

Andy being patronising yet again, wonder who's fault that will be?

[Kazanne]

Watch how laura looks to the camera,LOL

[Lostie!]

I don't get why the boyfriends had to stay overnight.

[Tregard]

Andy being patronising yet again, wonder who's fault that will be?

He's not wrong tbf

[Pete.]

Excited
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/03/19/35EAC65300000578-3672601-image-m-29_1467569816978.jpg
:laugh3:

[Shaun]

Andy being patronising yet again, wonder who's fault that will be?

It's a matter of time before he kicks Clio if you ask me

[MB.]

Got all ha farts out then

[Ashley.]

Andy being patronising yet again, wonder who's fault that will be?

He wasn't lying to be honest

[Amy Jade]

They'll all be lovely now unaware Andy thinks they're all beneath him

[Shaun]

Call me optimistic but I think Jayne could escape nominations :flutter: (if they're normal) (which I assume they're not) (ok I've talked myself out of my own optimism)

[Kazanne]

Can't do with the two facedness round Andy tbh.

[Ashley.]

Call me optimistic but I think Jayne could escape nominations :flutter: (if they're normal) (which I assume they're not) (ok I've talked myself out of my own optimism)

Oh Shaun

[MB.]

Quick, guys, Sam's getting some characterisation

[Amy Jade]

Can't do with the two facedness round Andy tbh.

He's the worst one for it

[JTM45]

Jayne and her ****ing group meetings!!!:facepalm:

[Kazanne]

The eating ones are easy

[Shaun]

Those fish & chips look gross tbh

[Jan S]

i can't be doing with all the squelchy sounds when they're sucking face - they should lose the mics... sounds like someone walking through a glastonbury field :p

[Maru]

What is the point of this task anyway? What do they get if they win?

[Maru]

Everyone who hit the button is nominated?

[Oaker]

What is the point of this task anyway? What do they get if they win?

it's a shopping task..

[Guuki]

The Voice: Big Brother Edition

[Kazanne]

i can't be doing with all the squelchy sounds when they're sucking face - they should lose the mics... sounds like someone walking through a glastonbury field :p

:joker::joker::joker:

[Tregard]

Why the hell would anyone else turn around for that?

I assume we are never doing letters from home again then

[MB.]

i can't be doing with all the squelchy sounds when they're sucking face - they should lose the mics... sounds like someone walking through a glastonbury field :p

Wow, I must have really misinterpreted Sam's relationship with his mum

[Adamw92]

What is the point of this task anyway? What do they get if they win?

isn't this the main task so they'd win a luxury shopping budget

[Amy Jade]

I'd have pressed too and sat and watched him and his mum while I ate chips

[Shaun]

"We wanna see some sass"

????but he's not your average gay????

[Maru]

it's a shopping task..

Oh! Well slop for a week then....

[Jordan.]

mothers lies

[Drew.]

basically press your button and get some advice from an outsider on how to win the show

[Adamw92]

I'd have pressed too and sat and watched him and his mum while I ate chips

They look minging though. I'd have pressed if she was with the cakes.

[Oaker]

Well it's going to be over in 3 weeks anyway so theres not much hope there

[Amy Jade]

basically press your button and get some advice from an outsider on how to win the show

Or a night of advice in Laura, Andy and Emma case

[Kazanne]

I hope the ones who didn't press their buttons are immune.

[Ashley.]

"Sam's mum"
"Oh, was it Sam's mum?"

[Tregard]

Remember during BB12 when they hosted that movie premiere and all those people walked through the house and then all the housemates sat out of the front door and watched a film?

This mess of a task just reminded me of that.

[Drew.]

Or a night of advice in Laura, Andy and Emma case

these lot have had it so easy

[Amy Jade]

They look minging though. I'd have pressed if she was with the cakes.

Not for the chips just to invade their space because I'm a cow

[JTM45]

Lateysha's coming across as such a fake lately!
Disappointed 'cause i liked her at first.

[Samm]

Remember during BB12 when they hosted that movie premiere and all those people walked through the house and then all the housemates sat out of the front door and watched a film?

This mess of a task just reminded me of that.

I forgot about that mess

[Adamw92]

Not for the chips just to invade their space because I'm a cow

:laugh2: Oh thats fine then

[Jan S]

Wow, I must have really misinterpreted Sam's relationship with his mum
HAHAHAHHAHA

i shudda typed faster... but srsly, all through BB... decidedly viscous at times
*shudders*

[Amy Jade]

Was the film Paranormal Activity?

[Pete.]

Lateysha's coming across as such a fake lately!
Disappointed 'cause i liked her at first.
Has she even spoken this episode yet

[Adamw92]

Was the film Paranormal Activity?

the fourth one, yeah.

[Maru]

Hey it's Jackson's favorite CD

[iloveaisleyne]

I like to think I could resist the food but I probably wouldn't be able to (if it was less gross food)

[Amy Jade]

the fourth one, yeah.

I thought the 4th one came out like a year ago (haven't watched any after the 1st)

[Shaun]

I assume the only reason Marco and Georgina haven't been chucked back in for this task is the number of complaints it'd have gotten from people who paid to evict them

[JTM45]

Has she even spoken this episode yet

Yep.
They came in and all said ''It was Sam's mum'' and then Lateysha said ''Is it Sam's Mum ?''

Silly bitch!!!

[Adamw92]

I thought the 4th one came out like a year ago (haven't watched any after the 1st)

No, that was the 5th (6th one? I'm not sure, 1 of them is a spin-off)

[Amy Jade]

I assume the only reason Marco and Georgina haven't been chucked back in for this task is the number of complaints it'd have gotten from people who paid to evict them
Urghhh imagine if they had sent Marco instead of Bernandos

[MB.]

Loving that sepia filter

[Jordan.]

um they need to not now

[Amy Jade]

This is crap don't let them stay ffs

[Shaun]

here for Ed proposing to Chelsea as well tbf

[LukeB]

Here for the boyfriends to stay until finale because BB is copying Love Island

[Lostie!]

This is so ****ing stupid

[Jordan.]

the producers fumed?

[Amy Jade]

Shut the **** up Jackson

[Maru]

This is awkward

[Shaun]

this refusal to let the mexican stay in their territory is giving me LeatherTrumpet teas

[Owen19]

Agree with Jackson tbh

[MB.]

They should have just told them that four loved ones are stood behind them, let them push their buttons in excitement and then turn around to see none of their family and Bernardo's smiling face

[Amy Jade]

Don't press please!!!!!

[Jordan.]

not an added plea

[Pete.]

This is **** whoops

[Adamw92]

Yeah... No.

[LukeB]

Jackson :joker:

[Ninastar]

yes lets just bring these back, **** the other housemates who havent seen anyone

[Shaun]

Silence Ricardo

[MB.]

Bernardo injecting the positivity

[Ninastar]

shut up jackson

[Maru]

He really doesn't sound Mexican at all.... :P I'm in TX I would know

[Ashley.]

Shut up Bernard

[Adamw92]

Charlie talking over the messy pleas :laugh:

[JTM45]

Charlie's black heart will prevail.

[Amy Jade]

No don't press Ed needs to **** off

[Kazanne]

Good on Jason

[Ninastar]

they really are pushing for this... ridiculous

[Amy Jade]

Thank god! Ed is well annoying

[Pete.]

The producers are so desperate :zzz:

[LukeB]

Press it Jackson :hehe:

[Ashley.]

This is all a bit pointless considering they enter the house anyway

[Amy Jade]

Good choice :clap2:

[Adamw92]

**** off Ed, you got to see him yesterday and propose to him! Let someone else see someone they love

[Ninastar]

jackson just realising this is a game show

[Amy Jade]

Jackson overreacting a tad

[Kazanne]

Jackson needs to shut bloody up annoying little twonk

[Jan S]

charlie - i'll do the same as you, jason

*bites a piece of wood*

[iloveaisleyne]

the produces are so thirsty for sex but I dont think its going to happen

[Jan S]

can't she shut UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP???????

[JTM45]

They're really overdoing this ****!

[Amy Jade]

Emma is fumed

[Ninastar]

Oh Emma dont put me off you

[iloveaisleyne]

Really disliking Emma now

[Kazanne]

oh Charlie shutup,lol shes like a parrot

[JTM45]

It's not a ****ing holiday camp Emma!!!

[Amy Jade]

He's just been in, shut up.

[Kazanne]

Emmas a bit selfish there

[hijaxers]

can't she shut UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP???????

No she bloody can't and 20 mins of prog been wasted on this **** !

[Samm]

They still go in cah

[Maru]

This is a weird thing to be upset about considering they chose to go on a gameshow

[MB.]

This show's been on for a month and I still hadn't noticed the glass shards in the store room

[Samm]

I would be Emma if they wouldn't let my bf in

[Shaun]

Emma reacted fairly reasonably :shrug:

[iloveaisleyne]

This episode is boring af so far

[LukeB]

but they go in later :suspect:

[MB.]

Emma sobbing over not being able to see Bernardo's beautiful face again, I see

[iloveaisleyne]

"twen twen twenty four hours" not jackson needing to get his batteries replaced

[hijaxers]

Aww poor Emma's upset - boo bloody hoo

[Ninastar]

okay not as bad as i thought, yaaas emma

[Kazanne]

I would be Emma if they wouldn't let my bf in

Shouldn't go in ,in the first place if you cant be without other halves.

[JTM45]

Ewwwwwww at Alex's white socks and white sandals!!!!

[Amy Jade]

Why do guys think socks and sliders is a good look?

[Jordan.]

no Andy

[Adamw92]

**** off Andy, they were being fair

[MB.]

Andy's trying to get an impressionist gig out of this show isn't he

[iloveaisleyne]

I loved Andy at first but he's so self centered and condescending and obnoxious and irritating and smug uGHHH

[Samm]

I despise andy

[Klingonz]

**** you fake gangsta Jackson

[Shaun]

here for Andy shooting himself in the foot with his arrogance and going in the massacre :clap2:

[Amy Jade]

Andy being selfish, you sent a night with your annoying twat boyfriend just be greatfull of that you arrogant twat

[Tregard]

Producers: "lol no but really though"

[Maru]

Ok there really is too much time on this task. Why did they give Andy 2 hours to talk?

[armand.kay]

Is he pressed his Fiancée couldn't help him snatch more attention

[Owen19]

My favourites are annoying me tonight

[Kazanne]

not agreeing with Andy there.

[Jordan.]

Laura the only one one not complaining, she knows true love can wait <3

[Maru]

Andy takes an eternity to say something really basic.

[JTM45]

Jackson wanting to make sure he gets some airtime!

[Lostie!]

Hardly unreasonable for people to be feeling that way, Andy :unsure:

[Amy Jade]

Why couldn't Andy say that in front of the others? thought he wasn't two faced?

[Klingonz]

Jakson having once again his fake tantrum

[Adamw92]

here for Andy shooting himself in the foot with his arrogance and going in the massacre :clap2:

Here for this :clap1:

[Pete.]

Me voting to evict Andy on Friday

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmn3wryWEAAke57.jpg

[MB.]

I don't recall there ever being a Now You See Me 1

[Amy Jade]

Laura the only one one not complaining, she knows true love can wait <3

The only one being mature :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

I don't recall there ever being a Now You See Me 1

It's actually rather good!

[Adamw92]

Me voting to evict Andy on Friday

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmn3wryWEAAke57.jpg

:laugh2:

I don't know why but this has really tickled me, I can't stop laughing.

[Shaun]

I don't recall there ever being a Now You See Me 1

It was largely terrible and I'm baffled by it getting a sequel

[Amy Jade]

Me voting to evict Andy on Friday

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmn3wryWEAAke57.jpg

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

Laura's probably forgotten him and fallen for Alex already tbf

[JTM45]

It was largely terrible and I'm baffled by it getting a sequel

Yep. It was a pretentious piece of ****e!!!!!

[Maru]

Laura's probably forgotten him and fallen for Alex already tbf

Who is this Alex everyone keeps talking about?
I didn't even noticed him in the task...

[MB.]

It was largely terrible and I'm baffled by it getting a sequel

They could at least have called it Now You See Me Again or summat catchy

[Ashley.]

I don't recall there ever being a Now You See Me 1

Magical disappearing act, clearly

[Shaun]

Who is this Alex everyone keeps talking about?
I didn't even noticed him in the task...

Big Brother to tempt him with a script with some actual Alex scenes?

[Ashley.]

They could at least have called it Now You See Me Again or summat catchy

Now You Don't?

[Oaker]

whats wrong with Chelseas eye

[JTM45]

Chelsea is such a bore!!!!!

Tachini tracksuits are so Danny Dyer!!!!

[MB.]

Yes, it's more than a little ridiculous but I wouldn't mind it if the boyfriends and the remainder of this task were used simply to troll the lovesick housemates

[Samm]

Is that Sarah from last year

[MB.]

Ah, the elusive Liddia

Ah, Big Brother saying "bestie"

[Maru]

Ryan deserves it tbh

[Pete.]

Is that Sarah from last year
Our SwezG <3

[Ashley.]

"Determings" :suspect:

[Ninastar]

just when i was starting to like him

[Shaun]

Does that tent have a gas-chamber setting

[Drew.]

Please don't say shes bursting all those spots on Sams neck

[Adamw92]

Can they give him like 10 spray tans ala Alex BB12 please.

[MB.]

Ryan's run out of gravy granules, I take it

[Ninastar]

Does that tent have a gas-chamber setting

-is going to hell for laughing-

[Owen19]

I hope you're home for Saturday morning

[MB.]

"I'll be home soon"

I ****ing well hope so

[LukeB]

Ryan is getting more annoying.

[Ant.]

OMG Stop

[Oaker]

why is Hughie there

[Shaun]

:facepalm:

[Maru]

SERIOUSLY.

[Jordan.]

the producers are relentless

[Ashley.]

Ryan likes Hughie a bit more now :wink:

[Kazanne]

jesus they are so desperate to get these3 in

[Ninastar]

oh for **** sake stop it with this ****

[Samm]

Welp the producers are desperate

[Lostie!]

sTOP WITH THE ****ING BOYFRIENDS JESUS

[Adamw92]

Bye Emma :bored:

[JTM45]

Wowwww!!!!
They're really pushing for this one.

[Kazanne]

Selfish Emma

[Maru]

Everyone quits the task

[Shaun]

goodbye if all of the blame goes to Emma when he pressed it too :idc:

[Pete.]

why is Hughie there
Because he said earlier he'd turn around :rolleyes: The producers are so transparent

[Owen19]

This reeks of desperation

[MB.]

I hope the boyfriends are stood in the Other garden with their suitcases for the rest of the series regardless of this task

[Ninastar]

even their ****ing faces are annoying me now

[Amy Jade]

So selfish

[Ant.]

MESS as it dropping to 35

[Lostie!]

****ing hell, Emma :rolleyes:

[Maru]

Well nominations should be easy to get this week!... if they have them

[MB.]

MESS as it dropping to 35

This year's viewing figures teas

[Ashley.]

goodbye if all of the blame goes to Emma when he pressed it too :idc:

Only one needs to press it though

[Ninastar]

omfg how ****ing dumb of them all (minus hughie) to press...

[Oaker]

This is going to be just like when Marlon saved himself from eviction and everyone nominated him for it the next week

[LukeB]

Emma :clap1:

[Ant.]

This year's viewing figures teas

:joker: omg

[Shaun]

spend time with your boyfriend or enjoy the company of Charlie and Chelsea. A very tough decision.

[iloveaisleyne]

This task is so unfair. Teesh & Jackson both have children they would love to see, Jackson also has Georgina, Chelsea has his children etc. But yet these 3 get to go in twice?

[Ant.]

This is going to be just like when Marlon saved himself from eviction and everyone nominated him for it the next week

And then he got evicted for having the most nominations?

Tbh considering we've got Armaggedon 2.0 next week I can see it happening

[MB.]

Can we not criticise Emma when her doing that just gave us extra Bernardo

[Amy Jade]

I can totally see why Chelsea and Lateysha are upset they might not see their kids so these three can see their boyfriends a second time

[Maru]

Jackson can't even speak he's so mad.....

[Jordan.]

the housemates fuming <3

[JTM45]

Surely they can't bring children on here anyway ?

[Tregard]

Whilst I think Andy overreacted in the DR, what they said when the points dropped to 35 sort of proved him right :/

[Ninastar]

its a horrible thing to do really

[Ant.]

Jackson's constipated?

[JTM45]

Jackson needs some anger management!!!

[Shaun]

Eject him for being 3 years old

[Amy Jade]

I hate Andy's boyfriend

[Ant.]

Im so scared he's gonna shoot up the whole house

[Jordan.]

mess

[Pete.]

MESS

[Ninastar]

omg Ed go away

all I can think about is Ed from the lion king

[Maru]

Did they promise him his son or something? wtf The others have kids too...

[Oaker]

wtf :joker:

[MB.]

Andy and Ed really are perfect for each other, aren't they?

[Ant.]

"It's pointless"

Silly Jacko, theres 35 left

[Jordan.]

loving this scripted line

[Ninastar]

BB trying to save his ass

[Maru]

I hate Andy's boyfriend

Omg x2, he is so arrogant

[Owen19]

BB blatantly lying

[Pete.]

I agree with Jackson though :shame:

[Tregard]

What do you think this is, some sort of programme?

[Oaker]

Jayne <33333

[Jordan.]

Jayne returning :flutter:

[MB.]

"It's pointless"

Silly Jacko, theres 35 left

This show bloody wishes it had as many viewers as Pointless

[LukeB]

I love how Ed just went in the DR with him

[Amy Jade]

49 and fabulous!

[Pete.]

Mother Jayne Grahame is back :love:

[MB.]

Jayne's "life begins at 49" rap incoming?

[Kazanne]

Jackson needs to be a bit more patient,the task isn't over yet,but good he got upset about his son and not georgina

[Owen19]

Oh how I've missed Jayne

[iloveaisleyne]

Jayne on the loose from the OAP centre again <3

[Shaun]

1) Why would you want your son in the same room as Ryan
2) Why would you assume your son is coming in you entitled freak
3) Why would you want your son on a reality TV show
4) Why are you here

[JTM45]

Surely they're not dumb enough to think that they'd bring kids on here ??

[Samm]

Mother Jayne returning for us