Ch5HD Big Brother Discussion 10PM Wednesday 6th/7

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/06/16/3601179C00000578-3677345-image-a-244_1467820392861.jpg
Happy Jackson



10PM tonight

[Maru]

What is the algorithm for predicting time what time BBUK comes on there?

Thanks for opening the thread btw. I was wondering if the Wednesday team fell asleep on the Channel5 livestream again.

[Amy Jade]

Jackson telling it like it is :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Opp prepared for people to say much they've gone off Hughie tonight

[Lostie!]

Jayne's got what up her arse?

[Amy Jade]

Charlie did call him a game player tbf

[Jordan.]

the chaz jason storyline is so tired

[hijaxers]

Charlie off lying yet again jeez someone deck her

[Amy Jade]

the chaz jason storyline is so tired

About time he goes and let's her shine

[Adamw92]

Charlie just walking in on Teesh on the toilet :laugh:

[Drew.]

Jesus i ****ing hate that woman

[Samm]

Jason is such a bully

[iloveaisleyne]

Jason is such a bully

what

[Samm]

Um stay away from Jayne

[Amy Jade]

Eject him for tampering with the house

[LukeB]

Still no nominations?

[hijaxers]

Jason is such a bully

What utter tripe

[Lostie!]

His face then :joker:

[Withano]

I love Hughie and Ryan together

[Adamw92]

Why is Ed still there please? :bored: ****

[LukeB]

The Hughie and Ryan showmance is boring me

[Amy Jade]

Andy and Ed look like the old couple preparing to drown in Titanic sat in that bed

[Dramatic]

Love Ryan and Hughie

[Lostie!]

**** off with the random boyfriends already Christ alive

[Jordan.]

Andy and Ed look like the old couple preparing to drown in Titanic sat in that bed

a shame they aren't

[Amy Jade]

Can the boyfriends kindly **** off now please?

[Dramatic]

How long are they staying ffs?

[Withano]

Their relationship is like when a drunk girl goes to Kavos and shags the holiday rep and then follows him around instead of hanging with her mates

[Kazanne]

Charlie has obviously done something pretty dire in that relationship that she was shushing him to be quiet and he wont let on,but he might if he's pushed

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Emmas bf and Bernado is the callibre of contestant we should have had for real.

[armand.kay]

Can the guests leave now ffs.

[Adamw92]

Mess at Laura being the only one that didn't press the button and Jackson is saying Andy is the only one who didn't want to turn

[Jordan.]

Jackson spilling tbh

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Can the boyfriends kindly **** off now please?

They should but they're so pretty.

[hijaxers]

Seems like Bernardo can't wait to get the f ck away from Laura shoving her breasts in his face.:joker:

[Kazanne]

Emmas bf and Bernado is the callibre of contestant we should have had for real.

They are dull as ****

[Oaker]

Laura and Bernando >

[Dramatic]

Jacko is full of crap, he almost pressed the button to get the 3 boyfriends back in so why is he so pissed off with them for being tempted by it?

[LukeB]

Emma to press the button to see her bf again?

[Amy Jade]

Mess at Laura being the only one that didn't press the button and Jackson is saying Andy is the only one who didn't want to turn

They all pressed it, Laura was just last to

[Lostie!]

Omg you're going!!! /Nadia

[Withano]

Jackson winning the show with his emotionally contrived scene is coming up

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ed is Andy

Argh Bernado such a sexy kisser.
I hate Emma such a selfish child. I hope her bf last 0.5 seconds in her earthy minge

[hijaxers]

Ed is Andy

Argh Bernado such a sexy kisser.
I hate Emma such a selfish child. I hope her bf last 0.5 seconds in her earthy minge

Blimey you really do hate her :joker:

[LukeB]

Ed is Andy

Argh Bernado such a sexy kisser.
I hate Emma such a selfish child. I hope her bf last 0.5 seconds in her earthy minge

Emma pressed it out of love :nono:

[LukeB]

Laura and Emma :clap1:

[Shaun]

I would rather have heard in on Charlie's "PISS OFF I'M HAVIN' A COFFEE" story than Jason having a chat with bodybuilder and legohair (I'm about 5 minutes behind)

[Adamw92]

Drag her Jackson :clap1:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

They are dull as ****

But they're so pretty

[Amy Jade]

I agree with Jackson, Emma, Laura and Andy were selfish.

[Withano]

So annoying theres no nominations, Jackson might have been up

[Marc]

Jackson just shut up :shrug:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Emma pressed it out of love :nono:

Love my arse. He's probably got a fit bird waiting at home

[Kazanne]

But they're so pretty

Are they :laugh:

[Marc]

So annoying theres no nominations, Jackson might have been up

No noms this week?

[Amy Jade]

Urgh he needs to stop trying to be a martyr about it ffs

[Withano]

Im a hero because youre a prick

[Lostie!]

I do think it was stupid of them to turn yesterday but Jackson needs to chill with the self righteousness now.

[Marc]

I'd have definitely smashed my loved one if they came into the house, **** the cameras tbh

[LukeB]

Love my arse. He's probably got a fit bird waiting at home

Everyone else would have pressed it tbh. I mean it's a love one so of course they will press it. I would have done the same thing (if there was points left)

[Withano]

No noms this week?

Theyve left it late.. Mighht be a face to face thing tonight or something

[Kazanne]

I'd have definitely smashed my loved one if they came into the house, **** the cameras tbh

How romantic :laugh:

[Oaker]

mess at how dramatic this is

[Marc]

Theyve left it late.. Mighht be a face to face thing tonight or something

Oh right, hope he goes up. Can't stand him

[Samm]

Bye @ the music

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Are they :laugh:

Yes :hopeless:

[Jordan.]

Not Halo playing, is this an X Factor scene?

[Jan S]

dear lord :rolleyes:

[Owen19]

Not Halo

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Jackson what a weirdo

[Marc]

How romantic :laugh:

I'm a charmer, me

[Amy Jade]

I love Teesh's reaction, you can even see in her run over to the chair she's been waiting to see this

[Braden]

Ugh, jump off the moral high ground Jackson you nob.

[Drew.]

Just bloody turn you dramatic tit

[Kazanne]

I'm a charmer, me

:joker::joker: I noticed

[Amy Jade]

Jackson **** off attention seeking

[Samm]

CAHhhH

[Oaker]

omg this editing :joker:

[LukeB]

The voice teas

[Marc]

This music :laugh2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Laughing so hard

[Marc]

Martyr my arse....

[Marc]

Jackson we couldn't find your kid so here's his friend instead...

[Shaun]

is jackson not a fan of clothes that fit him?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Lateysha has a daughter?!

[T*]

christ almighty

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Where the tears though

[Amy Jade]

This is actually so cute

[Marc]

Still undecided as to whether her being in there is a good idea what with a really young daughter

[Marc]

Where the tears though

No tears spotted.

[Withano]

Lateyshas being pretty cute. Now Jacksons gonna ruin the scene by doing the same thing

[Calderyon]

I´m sorry, but that was cringe as hell.

Just enjoy it without Jackson. No need to get him there.

[Oaker]

that looks like a girl

[Marc]

Cash is a dick

[LukeB]

Jackson to win

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Aw I do like Jackson when he's not a weirdo

[Guuki]

I'm crying.

[Kazanne]

jacksons boy is adorable,bet georgina is snarling

[Adamw92]

I'm not crying...it's just dusty in here

[Wizard.]

what is this music.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Alright now next

[Amy Jade]

As if people are looking for tears from her and insinuating she's not absolutely delighted in her daughter standing up

[Withano]

Cash is a dick

:clap1:

[Marc]

This is so tacky.

[Shaun]

what is this music.

think it's an Einaudi piece but I'm not sure which one

[LukeB]

This episode is like the X Factor with the music

[Jan S]

Where the tears though

she gave them all to jackson....

well cute kids, though.

[Withano]

Jackson to win

Get outi

[iloveaisleyne]

omg i almost cried tbh. I feel really bad for them but on the other hand they're selfish for leaving their children at home to go on a reality show

[LukeB]

Get outi

Nope :hee:

[Marc]

How touching... Maybe you shouldn't have gone into the house and maybe you could have seen her first steps in person...?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I m in floods of tears

:bawling:

[Oaker]

I'm pretty sure the song is Say Something

[Dramatic]

Who calls a child a dick? Ffs

[Amy Jade]

Wasn't the music just the music from that song with Christina Aquilegia?

[Shaun]

I'm pretty sure the song is Say Something

Oh I meant the bit before that, yeah, sorry :p

[Dramatic]

They weren't her first steps someone was holding her hand.

[Marc]

Who calls a child a dick? Ffs

Hello. No need to be dramatic..

[Withano]

Bet Jacksons gonna be bookies favourite by the end of the hour

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jackson my new fave?

:omgno:

[Adamw92]

Wasn't the music just the music from that song with Christina Aquilegia?

Yeah, it's Say Something by A Great Big World with Christina Aguilera.

[Oaker]

Oh I meant the bit before that, yeah, sorry :p

oh :laugh:

[Withano]

Jackson my new fave?

:omgno:

As if you fell for his hero of the people routine

[Crimson Dynamo]

Who calls a child a dick? Ffs

Yes, quite awful

[Shaun]

Yes yes enough of these breeders now

[Amy Jade]

Was worth turning down going to see Ab Fab to see Teesh and her bab

[Marc]

Surprised his video wasn't of Georgina's best bits

[Calderyon]

Both childs were cute.

It´s just a shame that all of that felt so incredibly... forced.

[hijaxers]

Cash looked like a pretty little girl to me sorry :conf:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes yes enough of these breeders now

We had quite enough of the gayers last night

:hmph:

[Dramatic]

Hello. No need to be dramatic..

Oh the wit.

[Withano]

Wonder if that was the first time Jackson ever saw his kid

[Marc]

Wonder if that was the first time Jackson ever saw his kid

Omg :laugh2:

[Jan S]

How touching... Maybe you shouldn't have gone into the house and maybe you could have seen her first steps in person...?would have been nicer for both of them

Surprised his video wasn't of Georgina's best bits

can you imagine G's face watching that?

but he KNOWS how it makes me feel - it came out of HERRRRRRRRRRRRR! :fist:

[Adamw92]

Over Ryan and Hughie

[LukeB]

Over Ryan and Hughie

Such a fake showmance.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Please not Ryan and Hughie. Cringe and a half

[Wizard.]

Not them skimming over Alex's sister.

[Adamw92]

Take it Evs.

[Jordan.]

Alex's friend getting a 10 second treatment

[LukeB]

I'm actually surprised Vicky didn't make an appearance to see Alex

[Dramatic]

Was that 3 whole seconds of alex?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Yas Evelyn

[Shaun]

Jayne finds telephones upsetting

[Braden]

Lmfao at Alex barely getting his segment shown.

[Amy Jade]

I don't blame them all taking the calls at all

[Oaker]

welp have they failed then

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why was this even for- for food? Cause none of them care lol

[iloveaisleyne]

They should have just offered them all phonecalls, it would've been much fairer

[LukeB]

Didn't they have 15 points left? and 25 points got taken away?

[Marc]

Jayne finds telephones upsetting

#Pray4Jay

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Aw you cry baby :bawling:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

What the heck he didn't reply to whether she embarrassed him lol

[Samm]

Jayne :love:

[Lostie!]

"I hope I haven't embarrassed you"
"Well ... okay..."

[iloveaisleyne]

Aw Chelsea actually looks happy for Jayne

[Oaker]

Ian spilling :clap1:

[Marc]

..."have you recently been mis-sold PPI?"

[Withano]

Jaynes siblings son is the closest they could get to her?..

[Shaun]

Get that insider information Jayne :clap1: the detective agency has its whispers and its sources.

[Amy Jade]

Aw Chelsea actually looks happy for Jayne

Does he?

[Marc]

Jayne's nephew throwing all the shade :clap2:

[Jordan.]

why couldn't Ian have spent the night

[Jan S]

evelyn, another one great at the tearless weeping :rolleyes:

[Owen19]

Ready for Jayne to lose it at Chelsea

[Lostie!]

Legend Ian

[iloveaisleyne]

Jaynes siblings son is the closest they could get to her?..

They seemed quite close though so I don't think it matters to Jayne that much

[Jordan.]

Imagine they had cleo on the phone for charlie

[Amy Jade]

Charlie reaching for the phone :laugh2:

[Adamw92]

Imagine they had cleo on the phone for charlie

:laugh3:

[Drew.]

Even this bint on the phone is taking up their talking time by talking about Jason, they're so obsessed

[iloveaisleyne]

Does he?

He did when they showed it initially. They shoved that clip of him looking miserable in but when she got up to the phone he was smiling

[Jan S]

was that charlie's mum? frikkin enabler

[Marc]

These phone calls are brill, spread the whispers

[Amy Jade]

If his daughter loved him that much shed tell him how **** his hair is

[Withano]

That cuddle haha

[iloveaisleyne]

All this drama for a shopping task though

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Why do Chelsea and Jayne bother to "hug" lol

[Withano]

If his daughter loved him that much shed tell him how **** his hair is

:joker:

[Marc]

Imagine they had cleo on the phone for charlie

:hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

That disgusting twin the villan of the task. Utterly vile

[Amy Jade]

They could have won the task if Emma, Andy and Laura weren't so selfish and turned twice.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Shut up Jayne you cow

[Adamw92]

Jayne setting up the Get Chelsea Out campaign for us :clap1:

[Jordan.]

Can they hurry up and nominate Chelsea

[Marc]

I'd have turned twice for a loved one

[Shaun]

Throw your glass Jayne!!!

[Klingonz]

If his daughter loved him that much shed tell him how **** his hair is

:nono: Leave family out of this.

[Withano]

Did anybody else like this task? Thought it was interesting to see some sort of social experiment again.

[Lostie!]

Jaynnihilation's return :clap1:

[Owen19]

Jayne and her annihilating:love:

[Wizard.]

I will anhilliate you

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Do it in private Jayne. Trying to gain sympathy

[iloveaisleyne]

"Are you trying to question me?"
"Yes."

I dont think he was expecting that response

[Amy Jade]

Jayne eyeing up her second target after her annihilation of Natalie?

[Kazanne]

She should have spoken to him privately really

[iloveaisleyne]

Jayne you've been steering clear of him for like 2 weeks

[Braden]

Jayne's introductory monologue still lives on :love:

[Marc]

I will anhilliate you

YAS KWEEEEN :wavey:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Can't stand Ryan's lips

[Samm]

CAHH

[Marc]

Can't stand Ryan's lips

You could probably stand on them

[iloveaisleyne]

Aw Laura looks so happy for them

[Lostie!]

Yay, wacky pranks!

[Adamw92]

I hate this showmance but LOL @ Andy's face, he's like "they stole my thunder!" :laugh2:

[LukeB]

I'd have turned twice for a loved one

Same.. I will choose love over food. But I know I won't starve to death?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Trying to steal the gay marriage thunder from Andy

[Jordan.]

Andy fuming he wont be the first gay BB wedding

[Marc]

Same.. I will choose love over food. But I know I won't starve to death?

I'd have turned for food to...

[Jordan.]

:umm2:

[Adamw92]

:laugh2:

[Amy Jade]

Andy will go and slag them off now instead of saying it to their faces like he claims he always does

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Oh Andy leave it

[iloveaisleyne]

i hate andy

[Oaker]

Andy :umm2:

[Marc]

Waa'ndy's back :bawling:

[Shaun]

forget the Orlando massacre, Hughie's proposal is the greatest affront to gays this year

[Drew.]

Go on Andy

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Argh all these melts. Bb where did you get them? Get Bernado and the other one back in.

[Guuki]

Andy to go on Friday, please!

[Withano]

I dont think thats the real reason hes angry

[LukeB]

Hughie is so aggressive :umm2:

[Jordan.]

drag it Hew

[Amy Jade]

Dear me they're just joking around, I hope he never has kids can you imagine how he'd react if he caught them playing weddings? :umm2:

[iloveaisleyne]

i miss fernando

[Jordan.]

forget the Orlando massacre, Hughie's proposal is the greatest affront to gays this year

lol

[Wizard.]

Andy right now

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32kepvOMy1qcolf5o2_r1_250.gif

[Guuki]

i miss fernando

U mean Ricardo?

[Maru]

i miss fernando

You mean Bernado?

[Headie]

Andy is doing the most... He's so extra

[Oaker]

Andy was starting to grow on me but these last 2 shows he's been awful

[Marc]

i miss fernando

:laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Andy is doing the most... He's so extra

Extra irritating imo

[Lostie!]

Andy was OTT but I don't really care because this Hughie and Ryan stuff is abysmal anyway.

[Marc]

I think Andy is trying too hard to be the sane, sensible and rational one.. When in actual fact if he were any of those things he'd just walk

[Headie]

Extra irritating imo

Extra just means does too much, it doesn't need another word added to it :laugh:

But I agree :laugh:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

i miss fernando

Me too. His fine ass made the series for me

[Klingonz]

i miss fernando

I miss Fernet-Branca...

[Oaker]

Laura speaking the truth :clap1:

[Jan S]

Jayne and her annihilating:love:
as annihilations go that was a little kwiet :shrug:

I hate this showmance but LOL @ Andy's face, he's like "they stole my thunder!" :laugh2:
:nono:

Trying to steal the gay marriage thunder from Andy
:nono:

he doesn't find it funny. for reasons. because he has genuine love and respect for hs partner and understands what it's taken for gay people get to how they stand now legally ... it's more like soldiers who fought in WW2 getting pissed off with youngsters who were all ban the bomb, kiss a ruskie! back in the day :laugh:

[Headie]

It's just a bloody joke fgs

[Jordan.]

oppression jokes <3

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ryan is trying to way too hard be relevant . Laura talking sense? What? When did she get a brain?

[Amy Jade]

Did Andy just liken gay marriage to slavery?

[Oaker]

How is that comparable to slavery :umm2:

[Marc]

"Would they joke about slavery..." Jesus that the ****

[Marc]

Stoned to death

[Oaker]

Okay hes my least fave now

[iloveaisleyne]

Me too. His fine ass made the series for me

^ x2

[Marc]

Thrown off buildings