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*mazedsalv**
10-07-2016, 02:07 AM
Just me who blurted out laughing? :joker:
They were honestly the two cringiest people i have ever seen trying to have an interaction....I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at your feet. 
Come to think of it, I've never discussed toes before, do we reckon it's a good conversation starter?
"When I commit social suicide - I do it on national TV."
I hate showmances, but i enjoyed the interactions because it felt like a bloody Office sketch. They are so not compatible, the awkward silences and the embarrassingly weird dialogue. 
"Hmm, do you like chocolate digestives, Evelyn?".... wtf, is that a pick up line? :joker:
iRyan
10-07-2016, 02:15 AM
I burst out laughing too, liking Evelyn a lot more lately
Evelyn was so funny about it :laugh2:
I rather it be awkward/funny than "fake romance" like how Jackson was with Georgina. :yuk:
..poor Evelyn having her lovely foot/toe cleavage rejected on National TV...
..'yes or no..'..
..'no'...
..'oh'....
sampvt
10-07-2016, 07:40 AM
Alex wont get too close to her as he is going to target her for eviction so he wants to seem squeaky clean. True game player and deep thinker. Watch how he lays a seed then runs off to watch it fester.
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
10-07-2016, 07:59 AM
She smashed it. This bb hasn't made me laugh, she did. However Jackson dancing in the far distance as others chatted in the garden was the moment of the night.
chuff me dizzy
10-07-2016, 08:22 AM
How pissing stupid and desperate did she make herself look ? the pathetic pouting and putting her head in his groin :shocked: Evelyn love a tip for you ,if you have to put a mans arm around you ,its time to call it a day ,You were desperate for a showmance ,but Alex doesn't fancy you .....Comprende ?
Cherie
10-07-2016, 08:56 AM
How pissing stupid and desperate did she make herself look ? the pathetic pouting and putting her head in his groin :shocked: Evelyn love a tip for you ,if you have to put a mans arm around you ,its time to call it a day ,You were desperate for a showmance ,but Alex doesn't fancy you .....Comprende ?
She doesn't fancy him either tbf she is just desperate for air time
chuff me dizzy
10-07-2016, 09:00 AM
She doesn't fancy him either tbf she is just desperate for air time
Dead right ,and the old slapper Laura is pushing her as is Late****aqwsa
Cherie
10-07-2016, 09:01 AM
Dead right ,and the old slapper Laura is pushing her as is Late****aqwsa
Gone right off Latesysha , it's all very school yard. He fancies you blah blah
MrWong
10-07-2016, 09:10 AM
Endearingly awkward :love:
chuff me dizzy
10-07-2016, 09:12 AM
Gone right off Latesysha , it's all very school yard. He fancies you blah blah
Her throwing herself on Alex ( poor fella,good job he goes to the gym) after telling him she loved him (oh please ) telling him to kiss Evelyn was so childish,last time I heard something like this was when I was in junior school
joeysteele
10-07-2016, 09:34 AM
To me this looks all false too however Alex seems disinterested in just about everything.
MrWong
10-07-2016, 10:16 AM
"When I commit social suicide I do it on national TV."
:love:
rionablue
10-07-2016, 10:22 AM
Loving Evelyn she is so funny with the things she comes up with. Let the poor girl have a bit of fun in there its just banter
iRyan
10-07-2016, 10:59 AM
Alex is gay but ain't ready to reveal it on national TV
hot2go
10-07-2016, 03:27 PM
How pissing stupid and desperate did she make herself look ? the pathetic pouting and putting her head in his groin :shocked: Evelyn love a tip for you ,if you have to put a mans arm around you ,its time to call it a day ,You were desperate for a showmance ,but Alex doesn't fancy you .....Comprende ?
  I swear his face looked like thunder when she put her head in his groan...was a very quick fleeting expression but it was def there...he wasn't liking that one bit.
chuff me dizzy
10-07-2016, 03:29 PM
I swear his face looked like thunder when she put her head in his groan...was a very quick fleeting expression but it was def there...he wasn't liking that one bit.
Cant blame him to be honest ,she's hardly a catch ,and he can have his pick of women so doubt he needs the likes of her to make a fool of herself using him
bigcorriefan
10-07-2016, 03:35 PM
Just me who blurted out laughing? :joker:
They were honestly the two cringiest people i have ever seen trying to have an interaction....I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at your feet. 
Come to think of it, I've never discussed toes before, do we reckon it's a good conversation starter?
"When I commit social suicide - I do it on national TV."
I hate showmances, but i enjoyed the interactions because it felt like a bloody Office sketch. They are so not compatible, the awkward silences and the embarrassingly weird dialogue. 
"Hmm, do you like chocolate digestives, Evelyn?".... wtf, is that a pick up line? :joker:
It was an awkward endearing moment... I like Alex and Evelyn.:blush:
MrWong
10-07-2016, 03:41 PM
I swear his face looked like thunder when she put her head in his groan...was a very quick fleeting expression but it was def there...he wasn't liking that one bit.
Cant blame him to be honest ,she's hardly a catch ,and he can have his pick of women so doubt he needs the likes of her to make a fool of herself using him
Yeah he was so annoyed he kissed her cheek and lay on her bed for a cuddle.
:crazy:
alex_front2
10-07-2016, 04:49 PM
Yeah he was so annoyed he kissed her cheek and lay on her bed for a cuddle.
:crazy:
That was hours afterwards. He obviously reevaluated the situation and decided to try and at least attempt to seem heterosexual
waterhog
10-07-2016, 05:29 PM
:shrug:Just me who blurted out laughing? :joker:
They were honestly the two cringiest people i have ever seen trying to have an interaction....I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at your feet. 
Come to think of it, I've never discussed toes before, do we reckon it's a good conversation starter?
"When I commit social suicide - I do it on national TV."
I hate showmances, but i enjoyed the interactions because it felt like a bloody Office sketch. They are so not compatible, the awkward silences and the embarrassingly weird dialogue. 
"Hmm, do you like chocolate digestives, Evelyn?".... wtf, is that a pick up line? :joker:
you are forgetting the people with foot fetish  :shrug:
Northern Monkey
10-07-2016, 05:32 PM
He does'nt seem to know how to interact with women at all.
hot2go
10-07-2016, 07:59 PM
Cant blame him to be honest ,she's hardly a catch ,and he can have his pick of women so doubt he needs the likes of her to make a fool of herself using him
 Yeh, when I said his face looked like thunder for a split second it wasn't derogatory about him, it was recognising how he didn't like her being that forward....I think he finds her actions a turn off ....she made herself look cheap and I don't think that's his way....but she's taking advice from Laura....maybe Evelyn has forgot the way Laura attracts men.
Jake.
10-07-2016, 08:00 PM
it was hilarious
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