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kirklancaster
11-07-2016, 09:26 AM
"And the NYTOL award for most useless, boring, and soporofic HouseMate goes to......

ALEX.

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"And the JUDAS award for most treacherous, manipulative, back-stabbing HouseMate goes to......

ANDY.

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"And the HOUDINI award for the greatest escapology feat by a HouseMate who has avoided been evicted and bounced back, goes to......

LAURA

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"And the GLORIA SWANSON award for the most comical but delusional HouseMate goes to......

CHELSEA

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"And the HG. WELLS award for the most opinionated but background hugging invisible HouseMate goes to......

LATEYSHA

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"And the ROCK HUDSON award for the most fake, stage-managed showmance between two HouseMates, goes to......

RYAN and HUGHIE

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"And the MICHAEL SCOFIELD award for the HouseMate who is most enjoying his new found freedom since Charlie was evicted, goes to......

JASON

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"And the BOB MARLEY award for the most confused 'wannabe' HouseMate, goes to......

JACKSON

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"And the GIANT HAM award for the longest running most obviously fake performance by a hammy actress, goes to......

JAYNE
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"And the HYSTERIA LANE award for the most pathetically desperate would be Scouse Wife (Alex), goes to......

EVELYN

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chuff me dizzy
11-07-2016, 09:33 AM
Love it ! :joker:

kirklancaster
13-07-2016, 08:23 AM
Love it ! :joker:

Thank you Chuff. (seems you are in a group of one. :laugh:)

sampvt
13-07-2016, 08:41 AM
Ive just read it and I not only like it, I also agree with all of the awards as well

Kazanne
13-07-2016, 08:44 AM
"And the NYTOL award for most useless, boring, and soporofic HouseMate goes to......

ALEX.

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"And the JUDAS award for most treacherous, manipulative, back-stabbing HouseMate goes to......

ANDY.

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"And the HOUDINI award for the greatest escapology feat by a HouseMate who has avoided been evicted and bounced back, goes to......

LAURA

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"And the GLORIA SWANSON award for the most comical but delusional HouseMate goes to......

CHELSEA

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"And the HG. WELLS award for the most opinionated but background hugging invisible HouseMate goes to......

LATEYSHA

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"And the ROCK HUDSON award for the most fake, stage-managed showmance between two HouseMates, goes to......

RYAN and HUGHIE

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"And the MICHAEL SCOFIELD award for the HouseMate who is most enjoying his new found freedom since Charlie was evicted, goes to......

JASON

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"And the BOB MARLEY award for the most confused 'wannabe' HouseMate, goes to......

JACKSON

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"And the GIANT HAM award for the longest running most obviously fake performance by a hammy actress, goes to......

JAYNE
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"And the HYSTERIA LANE award for the most pathetically desperate would be Scouse Wife (Alex), goes to......

EVELYN

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You're on form kirk,that made me smile and I do love Prison Break :laugh:

Vanessa
13-07-2016, 08:47 AM
Lol brilliant and I agree with everything :joker:

waterhog
13-07-2016, 08:47 AM
great stuff kirky baby. really made me chuckle.

kirklancaster
13-07-2016, 10:20 AM
Thank you all. I was becoming paranoid that I was losing my touch. :laugh:

Beso
13-07-2016, 10:31 AM
lol, nice one kirk, had me giggling away.

kirklancaster
13-07-2016, 03:52 PM
lol, nice one kirk, had me giggling away.

Thanks Parmnion. :thumbs:

hijaxers
13-07-2016, 03:55 PM
Thank you all. I was becoming paranoid that I was losing my touch. :laugh:

Just as if ! Very good appraisels.

Withano
13-07-2016, 03:57 PM
Funny stuff. Ryan and Hughie was voted the most believable showmance the other week though

Babayaro.
13-07-2016, 04:46 PM
Giant Ham award :joker:

Ashley.
13-07-2016, 04:53 PM
Thank you all. I was becoming paranoid that I was losing my touch. :laugh:

Don't worry Kirky. If you do lose your touch, you've still got your other four senses x

hot2go
13-07-2016, 05:35 PM
Brilliantly funny...thanks for sharing with us....made me laugh

Babayaro.
13-07-2016, 05:35 PM
Don't worry Kirky. If you do lose your touch, you've still got your other four senses x

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