Channel 5 HD Big Brother 10PM Highlights Show 20/07

[Pete.]

Couldn't see a thread?

[Shaun]

was just wondering where it was

[Adamw92]

Started :D

[lewis111]

Good on ya Jayne

[Will.]

Please can Jayne win, it's my only wish.

[Pete.]

I'm so glad that Jayne will receive her finalist pass today

[Amy Jade]

Jayne :love:

[Shaun]

even Big Brother are saying "up for nomination" now :facepalm: inbred morons

[Adamw92]

Not for long Andy :hehe:

[Lostie!]

If Jayne tickling Sam's balls doesn't turn him straight, nothing will.

[Amy Jade]

I'm literally baffled at Jayne not being favourite to win when she's everything right in a person

[Pete.]

I'm literally baffled at Jayne not being favourite to win when she's everything right in a person
But she's 49 and female?

[lewis111]

I'm literally baffled at Jayne not being favourite to win when she's everything right in a person

Member she asked people to help around the hous a bit once, that made her kinda hated

[Pete.]

even Big Brother are saying "up for nomination" now :facepalm: inbred morons
Down with the recruits!

[Amy Jade]

I found Alex attractive at first but he's so boring I'd rather lez off with Jayne

[Adamw92]

Can't wait for Jayne to snatch Andy's final pass :D

[waterhog]

Good on ya Jayne


not watching



well not now - will catch up later.

[lewis111]

Jayne is such a lovely person inside the house and outsid with all her charity work

[lewis111]

Is Evelyn 2 sylabols or 3

[Amy Jade]

Jason eats like a dog frightened somebody's going to take its food

[Maru]

Jason looks sinister even eating

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

But Andy you're in a reality program.:conf:

[lewis111]

Aww that was a nice season of the best 7 HMs

[Adamw92]

Jayne's massage story :laugh:

[Lostie!]

But Andy you're in a reality program.:conf:

He was being sarcastic :laugh:

[lewis111]

Nude Queen Jayne

[Ashley.]

But Andy you're in a reality program.:conf:

:facepalm:

[lewis111]

Jayne the dick expert

[Pete.]

Get Naked (I Got a Plan)

https://embed.gyazo.com/c0ab041404c5d0191898fbdd647678ee.gif

[Maru]

Absolutely fascinated by Jayne's conversation right now

[Jordan.]

masseuse legend

[Amy Jade]

Penisanus :laugh2:

[Shaun]

:joker:

[Maru]

Hahaha!!!!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

He was being sarcastic :laugh:

Lol are you sure he seemed serious to me.:laugh:

[lewis111]

OMH I bought that wtf

[Mullens123]

Jayne giving me Debbie Wanner vibes with her vast résumé

[MB.]

Right, that's it, end the series there, we've peaked with penisanus

[Lostie!]

Sam: Penis anus?!

:joker: :joker:

[Pete.]

Wait but Jayne's a BB legend

[Braden]

Jayne had me convinced for a second :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

You know it was true Jayne.

[Owen19]

You're going nowhere Jayne

[Adamw92]

Jayne should just be crowned winner right now :clap1:

[MB.]

Jayne giving me Debbie Wanner vibes with her vast résumé

The two iconic hags of 2k16 reality TV

[Amy Jade]

Jayne is in my top 10

[Maru]

For a minute there I thought Jayne's Thailand job was chase down sex traffickers at nude beaches...

[Shaun]

MB you might as well not bother with that annual Reality Ranking thing, Jayne has this sewn up unless someone on Bake-Off actually throws a creampie against a competitor

[hijaxers]

Laura coming up with her lovely fly catching mouth,forms a perfect circle

[Nick.]

Jayne almost turns me straight

[lewis111]

If Jayne comes 4th her and Tiff could start a 4th place queen trend

[Crimson Dynamo]

I knew there was no way she wasn't giving that happy ending

[Oaker]

Luisa Zissman started the 4th place queen trend FYI!

[hijaxers]

Jayne almost turns me straight

As opposed to wavey :wavey::wavey::wavey:

[Ashley.]

If anything good was to come out of this series, it would be a sketch show starring Andy & Jayne.

[MB.]

Luisa Zissman started the 4th place queen trend FYI!

No I'm pretty sure Melanie Hill started that trend

[Shaun]

Petite Meller and Jayne possibly being saved? Is this episode being made for me?

[rusticgal]

Shes a good liar is Jayne....:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Jason's face then...he's so miserable!

[Adamw92]

Oh shut up Jason, you miserable ****. They're having fun.

[Pete.]

If Jayne comes 4th her and Tiff could start a 4th place queen trend
Joining the ranks of legends

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=300793

[lewis111]

I love when they have fun

But Jason always ruins the mood

[Maru]

If anything good was to come out of this series, it would be a sketch show starring Andy & Jayne.

When Andy finds out his fiance is cheating scum, he and Jayne should go into the spouse busters business together...

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jason thinking health and safety. Good.

[Jordan.]

Loving this concept

[MB.]

"Zones" = sticky back plastic stuck to the AstroTurf

[Pete.]

Wow Jayne a comp beast?

[lewis111]

Omg this is cool

[Lostie!]

If anything good was to come out of this series, it would be a sketch show starring Andy & Jayne.

:joker: :clap1:

I love their little duo. I always wanted them to be friends when they never seemed to like each other earlier in the series so I'm so glad they've gotten closer.

[rusticgal]

The children are playing :laugh:

[Braden]

Did I just see a £1 sticker on one of those remote controls? :laugh:

[MB.]

My, what a probing question that was

[Shaun]

Here for this replacing Fifteen to One

[Maru]

Of course Alex would notice this...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

RIP Jackson

[MB.]

"Which housemate did Evelyn say was in it to win it"

Dale promo?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jayne's Killa heels

[lewis111]

Why do they skip like one every so oftem

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Funny how you know the color of his boxers Alex

[Maru]

Ouch Ev

[Pete.]

Jayne's Killa heels
6 inch heels, she murdered everybody and I was her witness <3

[Tregard]

Gotta revise for those comps

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Aw don't worry Eve he's not worth it.

[lewis111]

OMG queen of tasks Laura

[Adamw92]

Jason all the way on the far back markers still :laugh2:

[Maru]

Jason all the way on the far back markers still :laugh2:

Is he even playing?

[Jordan.]

Why isnt Jason answering um

[Shaun]

don't think Jason is enjoying this

[Samm]

Cah Jayne

[Adamw92]

Is he even playing?

Apparently he is...

[Pete.]

Jason needs to CHILL IT

[lewis111]

Mess at Jayne reading his task skills

[Amy Jade]

Jason is so rude to poor Jayne

[Shaun]

ok that's the final straw he is banished from my sig

[lewis111]

Uph calm down mate

[Owen19]

Naughty Jayne:hehe:

[Lostie!]

"Are you playing?" :joker: :joker:

[Oaker]

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Jason suddenly slow at hitting a button :think:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Poor Jason.

[Pete.]

"Are you playing?" :joker: :joker:
http://38.media.tumblr.com/32f899bd405c859dce13b822c5a16138/tumblr_nfwz8sEqh31ql5yr7o1_500.gif

[MB.]

Shut the **** off indeed

[rusticgal]

Jason all the way on the far back markers still :laugh2:

That's cos he doesn't gossip and bitch...

[Shaun]

jackson robbing evelyn's spa treatment on a technicality :inamood:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Enjoy life Jason. So intense

[MB.]

Jason suddenly slow at hitting a button :think:

He wasn't so slow when he was hitting that poor dog now was he

[Oliver_W]

tbh I'd press the button as soon as the question began. BB finishes the Q anyway, so you could just secure the first push and guess.

[Adamw92]

That's cos he doesn't gossip and bitch...

He's the worst for it and most of them are answering conversations they weren't even part of...not hard to guess who said things :shrug:

[lewis111]

He should give it to Laura cause he took 5k

[Maru]

Laura has the worst luck

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Laura shoulda won a dildo

[lewis111]

He too should give it to Laura cause he took 5k

[Crimson Dynamo]

Jason still pressing his button

[rusticgal]

He's the worst for it and most of them are answering conversations they weren't even part of...not hard to guess who said things :shrug:


Hardly..:shrug:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Eve just let it go he's butters

[Owen19]

Pls save one of the girls

[Adamw92]

Hardly..:shrug:

Whatever you need to tell yourself... :hehe:

[Pete.]

Wait is this BB11

[Shaun]

:fc:

[Oaker]

:worry:

[T*]

https://i.gyazo.com/fb0c6f514df7426066e968fa088dde16.gif

[Jordan.]

Jason suddenly regretting being a miserable **** all day

[Crimson Dynamo]

Save Jayne

[Missunique]

Alex is savage:cheer2:

[hijaxers]

Laura has the worst luck

Its Karma sadly

[Amy Jade]

Jason suddenly regretting being a miserable **** all day

Imagine is Andy had won he's have rewarded the miserable bastard safety :umm2:

[hijaxers]

Laura shoulda won a dildo

Laura is a dildo

[Ashley.]

Laura is a dildo

https://i.gyazo.com/fb0c6f514df7426066e968fa088dde16.gif

[lewis111]

Imagine is Andy had won he's have rewarded the miserable bastard safety :umm2:

Omg I never even thought of that, thank god Sam didn't want to be in the sun or they would have lined up In order probs

[Owen19]

Just as long as it's not Jackson

[lewis111]

Oh so no suppose eviction then

[Shaun]

Ensuring them a place in the final? So no more evictions then.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Laura is a dildo

http://i.imgur.com/Zed1Acs.gif

[Oaker]

7 finalists :omgno:

[lewis111]

I want Jayne in final more but Laura is more at risk

[Pete.]

Pray for our girls

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Shut up Sam

[lewis111]

Don't sav Javksom

[Cal.]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/2e011849178fbc6288567d6206cb6110/tumblr_o9pf8b4Pyg1v9roxto3_400.gif

[Shaun]

:lovedup: KING

[Samm]

Yass

[lewis111]

King

[Maru]

Yes Jayne!!!

[Adamw92]

Jayne is a finalist!!!!

http://66.media.tumblr.com/938ba73897faf67459cea827775507ee/tumblr_o9b3e1ZmtO1v9roxto2_250.gif

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yaaaass

[Owen19]

Yay

[Jordan.]

Our queen

[Amy Jade]

Yessss!!!

[Nick.]

I've always supported Sam ever since week 1 I've always loved and thought he was a great housemate.

[Amy Jade]

Sam staying this long for this reason!

[Pete.]

A reminder that I knew Sam was a king

[MB.]

(Probable) Big Brother finalist Jayne Connery :love:

[Shaun]

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/logosrupaulsdragrace/images/3/3e/Violet_come_through.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160426231853

[Cal.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/IYyn46tl55Yyc/giphy.gif

[Oaker]

our legend Jayne :love:

[Lostie!]

Yesssssssss :clap1:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Alex replace with Alex

[lewis111]

Mess Jayne is in the final this is amazing

[Maru]

Sam's purpose in BB has been fulfilled, he's saved Jayne :)

[Nick.]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/9ebe99e15eca10cbe39c51f664255e50/tumblr_o92orcpmXc1v9roxto1_400.gif

[Shaun]

Alex not putting his hand up :idc: snake

[Amy Jade]

Yeeeeesss ssh! !!!

[Adamw92]

Oh Sam, this is a wonderful treat :lovedup:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

we'll talk later...RIP Sam

[Mullens123]

Alex keeping his hands nice and low -_- hoping Jackson leaves

[Amy Jade]

He makes a good point, Andy was immune last week

[Ashley.]

That's a **** reason?

[Oaker]

A great logical decision from Sam

[lewis111]

Evelyn and Jayne, at least it's not an all male final 6

[Crimson Dynamo]

Andy takes it..... Well......

[Jordan.]

Sam's purpose in BB has been fulfilled, he's saved Jayne :)

:clap2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Alex not putting his hand up :idc: snake

Get him out

[lewis111]

Jason and Laura are gone then

[Lostie!]

Shame Andy's up but Jayne being safe is amazing :love:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ugh can't stand Alex's smug face

[Speedster]

Pray for our girls



:worry:

[hijaxers]

... and the dildo was not at all happy

[Guuki]

Yes! Good job, Sam! I'm sooo happy!
I love Jayne, hate Andy. The best case scenario.

[T*]

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/logosrupaulsdragrace/images/3/3e/Violet_come_through.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160426231853

is this a gif for ants

[Shaun]

is this a gif for ants

it's a regular sized gif hon

just bc you can only make low-res ones that take up half the page :idc:

[Maru]

Oh Ev let him go he isn't interested

[Ashley.]

is this a gif for ants

Something about Violet?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Please get some self respect, Eve

[lewis111]

Alex isn't being nice to our Ev at all

[Jordan.]

or queer that is

Jayne is a hetero lady hen x

[Amy Jade]

Evelyn stop being played girl kick him to the curb

[Shaun]

Final four in the pod? :fc:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Nobody owes you anything Laura, go away

[Oaker]

I love this group :love:

[Pete.]

:worry:
We must vote wisely to save Miss Laura :worry:

[Amy Jade]

Final four in the pod? :fc:

The best final 4 ever!

[lewis111]

Omg the best 4 of the season bar Emma in the pod there

[Maru]

haha Andy, "I have no influence in this house"

[Adamw92]

Final four in the pod? :fc:

If only... :(

[Speedster]

... and the dildo was not at all happy




:nono:

[lewis111]

Can Sam leave I want to see the top 4

[Braden]

I know Jason may be having a hard time, but I can't take him being such a misery.

[Shaun]

I don't know if I want VTS or VTE more.

VTE would probably be Laura/Jackson
VTS would probably be Laura/Andy

I guess I'd pick VTE and hope the Laura haters get complacent and Jackson/Jason shockingly go

[hijaxers]

Laura's attitude never ceases to amaze me , she really thinks she has the god divine right , its proper sad how ridiculous she is.

[lewis111]

I love how Laura tells him she thinks that no one else would

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not Laura moaning again

[Shaun]

Can Sam leave I want to see the top 4

he can be top five for his services to Our Jayne

[Kazanne]

Why does jayne not say anything about Laura dismissing her

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Stop bullying him, he can choose who he wants

[Maru]

Laura you wouldn't win anyway so let it go

[Shaun]

should've been a massage from Jayne tbf

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Please. I don't want to see his crack

[Maru]

Jackson very inappropriate

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes way to destroy Jayne you ginger bitch

[Shaun]

...ok shut up

[Ashley.]

I don't know if I want VTS or VTE more.

VTE would probably be Laura/Jackson
VTS would probably be Laura/Andy

I guess I'd pick VTE and hope the Laura haters get complacent and Jackson/Jason shockingly go

I can't see anyone caring that much to evict Laura to be honest.

[Oaker]

Georgina to fume?

[Speedster]

Jason is so dull he'd make an awful winner.

[hijaxers]

Well done Laura . the boots well and truly up your jaxy and ya go and sit on it :joker::joker:

[lewis111]

Jason is gonna get the most votes to evict and I'm like always pesimistic

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Georgina to fume?

Fuming as she's in the arms of another man

[rusticgal]

That's a **** reason?


...and some have NEVER been up..:fist:

[Ashley.]

Well I don't understand his reason.

[Ashley.]

...and some have NEVER been up..:fist:

"Everyone gave you immunity for a week so you don't deserve to be in the final" :laugh:

[Maru]

Andy you've earned being nominated though

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Is Andy gay?

[Amy Jade]

Urghhh big headed prick

[Speedster]

Laura you wouldn't win anyway so let it go




You don't know that.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ugh it's the game you get chosen. People become more and more moany each year about this. I blame BB for the stupid twists which means Housemate are rarely used to normal noms anymore.

[Maru]

Is Andy gay?

Yes, his bf proposed on TV to him and then went home and logged on Grindr :laugh:

[Oaker]

no you haven't

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Is Andy gay?

Pansexual

[hijaxers]

Andy you've earned being nominated though

Not by bloody Captain Haddock though

[rusticgal]

Laura's attitude never ceases to amaze me , she really thinks she has the god divine right , its proper sad how ridiculous she is.


It's truly unbelievable...:joker:

[Speedster]

It's truly unbelievable...:joker:



That's an overreaction. It's disappointment.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I just wanted to say thankyou I didn't want to have a chat, Sam

[Shaun]

oh my god you guys! they're not wearing trousers! ha ha ha ha ha!

[Jordan.]

What an enthralling meal that will be

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Get over it Laura, my god aaaaarrrrr

[lewis111]

I love her but Laura needs to stop making Sam feel bad it's not nice

[Mitchell]

Is it just me feeling uncomfortable watching Jacksons massage and the language he's using? Poor girl

[Amy Jade]

The two dullest bores having dinner...imagine how mind numbing the footage was

[Braden]

What the **** was the no trousers thing about? :umm2:

[Kazanne]

Why does laura think she deserves it more than jayne,Jayne is far nicer

[Shaun]

laura you better drop this quick and let jackson start kicking off over nothing again :fist:

[Maru]

Is it just me feeling uncomfortable watching Jacksons massage and the language he's using? Poor girl

Nope. That was very inappropriate and disrespectful

[rusticgal]

That's an overreaction. It's disappointment.

You can call it what you want...I call it unbelievable :shrug:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Laura just because u think he made a mistake does not mean he made a mistake ffs

[Speedster]

laura you better drop this quick and let jackson start kicking off over nothing again :fist:


:laugh:

[Kazanne]

Can she just shut the hell up

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Is it just me feeling uncomfortable watching Jacksons massage and the language he's using? Poor girl

A bit of penanus wouldn't go amiss.

[Maru]

laura you better drop this quick and let jackson start kicking off over nothing again :fist:

:laugh:

[Shaun]

yay it worked :love:

LOL Andy

[Crimson Dynamo]

Why does laura think she deserves it more than jayne,Jayne is far nicer

Laura only thinks of Laura

[Amy Jade]

Andy bored of Jackson haha