A Song

[kirklancaster]

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV0pBprBr1aiowljNdguzdPicOEycxL R8zIJSo_Rr-YuJ-M1lOgw

BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.


ZyhrYis509A




King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Baloo_the_bear.jpg

BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

[Beso]

Can you change it to,"oh, BOOM de doo"

Funny and apt though kirkie sir...

[Jan S]

King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Baloo_the_bear.jpg

BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.
:cheer2::dance: bloody brilliant! :joker:

[rusticgal]

Kirk....what can I say..brilliant..:laugh:

[Denver]

should have kept it for xmasvision

[sampvt]

It ain't far from donny mate. I'd hide up now. Lol.

[Vanessa]

Nothing stops me from supporting my favourites, you know that. Nce try, but last night he was top two in the votes. He has more that two fans, otherwise he would have been at the bottom. :hee:

[jaxie]

Not sure James Whale is an icon for others to look up to. :shrug:

[Beso]

It ain't far from donny mate. I'd hide up now. Lol.

Not kirk strangled in the local with the winners sash!

[Vanessa]

Not sure James Whale is an icon for others to look up to. :shrug:

He's a bore.

[Amy Jade]

I fully expect this to in the hymn book at Midnight Mass this coming Christmas Eve

https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o85xo9b1nN5oOQJgI/giphy.gif

[Amy Jade]

He's a bore.

He's much more interesting than Bear imo

[Kazanne]

There is NO way James whale is boring,he is a very intelligent and erudite person,Bear could only wish he was fit enough to shine James's boots,he might be boring on this program but only because the monkey is performing his tricks and the monkey must have his playtime.

[Beso]

He's a bore.

**** sake vanessa, you just said you were loving him,bear and the D with their new found banter sessions.:fist::joker:

[Vanessa]

**** sake vanessa, you just said you were loving him,bear and the D with their new found banter sessions.:fist::joker:

He's a nice guy, but he needs to do more. He was even nodding off on eviction night :joker:

[Beso]

He's a nice guy, but he needs to do more. He was even nodding off on eviction night :joker:

:joker:

[Kazanne]

He's a nice guy, but he needs to do more. He was even nodding off on eviction night :joker:

Probably listening to that droning voice of Bears:laugh:

[Vanessa]

Probably listening to that droning voice of Bears:laugh:

Maybe the younger ones are keeping him awake. They can get a bit loud :laugh:

[rusticgal]

There is NO way James whale is boring,he is a very intelligent and erudite person,Bear could only wish he was fit enough to shine James's boots,he might be boring on this program but only because the monkey is performing his tricks and the monkey must have his playtime.



Kaz....the word 'erudite' might be wasted on Bear lovers :joker:

But as always you are right in what you say :wavey:

[Vanessa]

Kaz....the word 'erudite' might be wasted on Bear lovers :joker:

But as always you are right in what you say :wavey:

Keep trying :wavey:

[susie q]

King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Baloo_the_bear.jpg

BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Nice one

[Vanessa]

This just makes me support Bear more. It happened with Jason as well. The more people put him down, the more his support grew :hee:

[Vanessa]

Also, baiting forum members is not allowed in here :nono:

[Amy Jade]

There is NO way James whale is boring,he is a very intelligent and erudite person,Bear could only wish he was fit enough to shine James's boots,he might be boring on this program but only because the monkey is performing his tricks and the monkey must have his playtime.

100% agree

Sadly the producers have focused on Bear the Bore. James gets little screen time but when he does he shones much brighter than the whole rat pack together

[caprimint]

He's much more interesting than Bear imo
Do you have a passion for gardening? :hehe:

[Vanessa]

Do you have a passion for gardening? :hehe:

:laugh3:

[Amy Jade]

Do you have a passion for gardening? :hehe:

Nope but I do have a passion for wit, intelligence and humour. James has in abundance of all three and Bear lacks all three entirely!

[Beso]

2 days is a long time in bb, now the chloe factor has gone he will gain support again.

[Vanessa]

2 days is a long time in bb, now the chloe factor has gone he will gain support again.

Going up in the odds again and he's having fun. :cheer2:

[kirklancaster]

2 days is a long time in bb, now the chloe factor has gone he will gain support again.

Yeah Parmnion, I think that's why kind-hearted Heavy D was trying to order BRACES - because THAT is the ONLY support that bear will receive. :laugh:

[Kazanne]

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV0pBprBr1aiowljNdguzdPicOEycxL R8zIJSo_Rr-YuJ-M1lOgw

BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.


ZyhrYis509A




King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Baloo_the_bear.jpg

BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

:joker::joker::joker::joker: Fantastic Kirk:cheer2::cheer2:

[Jamie89]

Omg :joker:

[Jamie89]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV0pBprBr1aiowljNdguzdPicOEycxL R8zIJSo_Rr-YuJ-M1lOgw

[caprimint]

Nope but I do have a passion for wit, intelligence and humour. James has in abundance of all three and Bear lacks all three entirely!
I don't think Bear lacks any of those either, it all depends on what your style of it is. I can appreciate James' too on some level, but Bear definitely outshines him.

[Beso]

Everytime i am nice to someone on here it gets deleted.:joker:

[kirklancaster]

Everytime i am nice to someone on here it gets deleted.:joker:

:laugh: I love you Parmnion - You are so balanced and support your favourites with passion without taking any opposition too seriously, and without taking criticism of your favourites personally. Good on you.

Yours faithfully,

An admirer from Tunbridge Wells. :hee:

[kirklancaster]

:joker::joker::joker::joker: Fantastic Kirk:cheer2::cheer2:

:laugh: Thank you Kaz - I keep vowing to STOP with these nonsense poems and songs, but I am weak, I cannot fight my addiction.

They wanted me to go to rehab
I said No no no. :laugh:

:wavey:

[kirklancaster]

Can you change it to,"oh, BOOM de doo"

Funny and apt though kirkie sir...

I wish I'd thought of writing "Oh BOOM de doo" Parmnion - it is more apt. I'm glad you like it though. Thanks. :wavey:

[kirklancaster]

:cheer2::dance: bloody brilliant! :joker:

Thanks Jan.

[kirklancaster]

Kirk....what can I say..brilliant..:laugh:

Thanks Rusticgal - just harmless fun. These 'celebs' are fair game after all. :hee:

[Vanessa]

Everytime i am nice to someone on here it gets deleted.:joker:

:laugh:

[kirklancaster]

It ain't far from donny mate. I'd hide up now. Lol.

Seriously Sam - You must have 'sensed' unimagined 'trouble' brewing. :laugh: You really ARE the ORACLE. :laugh:

I'm not worried about off-site dangers though Sam, because I never go out now without my bodyguard. He's a real handful called Tyrion Lannister. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

I fully expect this to in the hymn book at Midnight Mass this coming Christmas Eve

https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o85xo9b1nN5oOQJgI/giphy.gif

:laugh: All part of Life's Rich Tapestry uh A.J.?:laugh::laugh:

[kirklancaster]

Nice one

Thanks Susie.

[kirklancaster]

]Omg[/B] :joker:

What's LeatherTrumpet got to do with this Jamie? :laugh: Thanks son.

[kirklancaster]

should have kept it for xmasvision

I'm already working on that Adam. :wavey:

[jennyjuniper]

Brilliant Kirk and so fitting. :)

[kirklancaster]

Brilliant Kirk and so fitting. :)

Thanks Jenny - I could not write a more realistic song about Bear, because it would be too full of swear words. :laugh:

[Beso]

:laugh: I love you Parmnion - You are so balanced and support your favourites with passion without taking any opposition too seriously, and without taking criticism of your favourites personally. Good on you.

Yours faithfully,

An admirer from Tunbridge Wells. :hee:

Not sure if i can sniff sarcasm on this, but i will say thanks and the feeling is mutual anyway.:joker:

[kirklancaster]

Not sure if i can sniff sarcasm on this, but i will say thanks and the feeling is mutual anyway.:joker:

Genuinely NO sarcasm Parmnion - a bit of humour at the end - but I MEAN every word.

[Beso]

Genuinely NO sarcasm Parmnion - a bit of humour at the end - but I MEAN every word.

:thumbs:

[jet]

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV0pBprBr1aiowljNdguzdPicOEycxL R8zIJSo_Rr-YuJ-M1lOgw

BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.


ZyhrYis509A




King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Baloo_the_bear.jpg

BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

:joker::joker: Brilliant! :clap1:

[Jamie89]

Everytime i am nice to someone on here it gets deleted.:joker:

Not you getting a bad edit http://i.imgur.com/XWmDaU1.png?1

[kirklancaster]

:joker::joker: Brilliant! :clap1:

Thanks Jet. I love your feedback.

[Beso]

Not you getting a bad edit http://i.imgur.com/XWmDaU1.png?1

What does that emoji mean?

[Garfie]

Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV0pBprBr1aiowljNdguzdPicOEycxL R8zIJSo_Rr-YuJ-M1lOgw

BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.


ZyhrYis509A




King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Baloo_the_bear.jpg

BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Brilliant, Kirk, brilliant!! Lol :laugh::joker::laugh:

I like Parmnion's suggestion to change it to 'Boom!' :laugh:

[Jamie89]

What does that emoji mean?

I'm not really sure http://i.imgur.com/XWmDaU1.png?1

[kirklancaster]

Brilliant, Kirk, brilliant!! Lol :laugh::joker::laugh:

I like Parmnion's suggestion to change it to 'Boom!' :laugh:

Thanks Garfie my friend. I like Parmnion's suggestion too and wish I'd thought of it. :hee: All these songs are going into a song book to be recorded. :laugh: and JohnnyUk123 is going to oversee all the the techno side of it all. I will use Parmnion's Boom suggestion then.

(But he is a Bear supporter, so I'm not giving him any royalties if this idea takes off. :hee:)

[Garfie]

Thanks Garfie my friend. I like Parmnion's suggestion too and wish I'd thought of it. :hee: All these songs are going into a song book to be recorded. :laugh: and JohnnyUk123 is going to oversee all the the techno side of it all. I will use Parmnion's Boom suggestion then.

(But he is a Bear supporter, so I'm not giving him any royalties if this idea takes off. :hee:)

Excellent! I love that idea, Kirk! And I look forward to seeing them performed on YouTube! :laugh:

[Garfie]

Thanks Garfie my friend. I like Parmnion's suggestion too and wish I'd thought of it. :hee: All these songs are going into a song book to be recorded. :laugh: and JohnnyUk123 is going to oversee all the the techno side of it all. I will use Parmnion's Boom suggestion then.

(But he is a Bear supporter, so I'm not giving him any royalties if this idea takes off. :hee:)

Or BOTS, even!! :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

Or BOTS, even!! :laugh:

:laugh: Maybe on here - and YouTube. :hee:

[user104658]

Ooh are we doing 90's songs?

...

Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
Ooh, Ahh, a bit of a bore!
Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
James is snoozing on the floor
Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
Ooh, Ahh, a bit of a bore!
Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
Ricky stood there like a door


Good old Gina G.

[erinp5]

BB should play this in for Bear , Chloe's latest attempt at singing .

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[mr rochester]

BB should play this in for Bear , Chloe's latest attempt at singing .

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Oh dear...:nono: Dolly Parton eat your heart out...

[Clootie Dumpling]

Thanks Jenny - I could not write a more realistic song about Bear, because it would be too full of swear words. :laugh:

Great stuff, Kirk. Don't know why I missed this thread first time round.

Can I suggest Ian Dury's Plaistow Patricia for the "more realistic song about Bear"? I think the intro sums him up! :laugh:

[Kazanne]

Do you have a passion for gardening? :hehe:

No, and neither did he ,IF you had taken more notice he said his WIFE liked gardening,but I guess he didn't say it while wearing a mask and tumbling his way round the garden,why am I not surprised you know nothing about James Whale,he is more of a man than the gimpy Bear will ever be.