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Old 13-08-2016, 07:42 PM #1
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Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear



BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.






King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.




BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.
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Can you change it to,"oh, BOOM de doo"

Funny and apt though kirkie sir...
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King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.




BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.
bloody brilliant!
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bloody brilliant!
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Kirk....what can I say..brilliant..
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Kirk....what can I say..brilliant..
Thanks Rusticgal - just harmless fun. These 'celebs' are fair game after all.
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Can you change it to,"oh, BOOM de doo"

Funny and apt though kirkie sir...
I wish I'd thought of writing "Oh BOOM de doo" Parmnion - it is more apt. I'm glad you like it though. Thanks.
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should have kept it for xmasvision
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I'm already working on that Adam.
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It ain't far from donny mate. I'd hide up now. Lol.
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Nothing stops me from supporting my favourites, you know that. Nce try, but last night he was top two in the votes. He has more that two fans, otherwise he would have been at the bottom.
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It ain't far from donny mate. I'd hide up now. Lol.
Not kirk strangled in the local with the winners sash!
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It ain't far from donny mate. I'd hide up now. Lol.
Seriously Sam - You must have 'sensed' unimagined 'trouble' brewing. You really ARE the ORACLE.

I'm not worried about off-site dangers though Sam, because I never go out now without my bodyguard. He's a real handful called Tyrion Lannister.
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Not sure James Whale is an icon for others to look up to.
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Do you have a passion for gardening?
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Nope but I do have a passion for wit, intelligence and humour. James has in abundance of all three and Bear lacks all three entirely!
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No, and neither did he ,IF you had taken more notice he said his WIFE liked gardening,but I guess he didn't say it while wearing a mask and tumbling his way round the garden,why am I not surprised you know nothing about James Whale,he is more of a man than the gimpy Bear will ever be.
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**** sake vanessa, you just said you were loving him,bear and the D with their new found banter sessions.
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He's a nice guy, but he needs to do more. He was even nodding off on eviction night
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