The X Factor 2016 - Auditions #1 [8PM Saturday 27/8 & Xtra Factor @ 9:30PM | ITV HD]

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The singing competition returns as Simon Cowell, Sharon Osbourne, Nicole Scherzinger and Louis Walsh give their verdict on the first batch of auditionees. Then, Rylan Clark-Neal and Matt Edmondson present the new series of the fun-filled X Factor companion show, giving viewers the chance to have their say from the audition stages onwards.

[Firewire]

Sharon serving Kris Jenner

[Crimson Dynamo]

just got the tea on and will be on this in 10

[Daniel.]

Not a throwback

[lewis111]

Alexandra promo :love: Buy Heart Break on Hold

[Natalie.]

Was that Ross celebrating Leona

[Jordan.]

BB15 Ash?

[Adamw92]

Leona's winning moment :love: still the best winner

[lewis111]

Mess at the new intro I hate it

[_Tom_]

The new titles <3

[Ross.]

Was that Ross celebrating Leona

:joker: :love:

[Lostie!]

The Matt Cardle shade in that cheesy intro though.

Really like the new titles :love:

[lewis111]

I'm really optimistic about this year

[Natalie.]

Legend Louis is back!

[lewis111]

I think this is a perfect line up

[Jordan.]

I want a screamo band

[Daniel.]

Yes Lad

[Jordan.]

Um let me turn off already

[lewis111]

Worst name ever

[Smithy]

hate them already

[Daniel.]

Mess

[lewis111]

I despise them already

[Jordan.]

None even that good looking

[LukeB]

Yes lad.

delete it

[Shaun]

Dielad

[RichardG]

no lad

[Daniel-X]

Cancel them

[lewis111]

Why do they get to be the first ones to they want everyone to hate the show already

[Natalie.]

cya lad

[Ross.]

Not a **** boyband already DELETE IT

[Lostie!]

Get RID

[Ross.]

cya lad

:joker:

[Daniel.]

Not 16

[LukeB]

tesco lad

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Oh not a tv screen so everyone can see.

[lewis111]

Blonde Electra were a better first audition

[Ross.]

*switches over to Casualty*

[LukeB]

They are terrible

[Jordan.]

Trash

[Daniel.]

Screen would be worse than the audienc

[LukeB]

Are we at a pub?

[Ross.]

Welp at Nicole loving this

[lewis111]

Awful Harmonies and very average solo voices

[Natalie.]

I haven't missed these boy bands :worry:

[Lostie!]

I don't like them using backing tracks in the room auditions :idc:

[Jordan.]

They're all camp

[Ross.]

They'll get to the live shows and get saved over an iconic female

Bookmark me

[LukeB]

:rolleyes: why are they liking them.

[Daniel-X]

MESS one of the women in family and friends works with my mum.

[Oaker]

um delete the judges

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

NO and sharon looks good for 150

[Smithy]

The one that put them together looks like an Alpaca

[_Tom_]

Yes Lad? No Mate

[lewis111]

Defo a judges houses boot

[LukeB]

They have to go outside?

[LukeB]

Loving the Fleur promo

[lewis111]

Fleur :love:

[Smithy]

guard that tree :clap1:

[lewis111]

I hope the girls category is very unique this year and not just Lauren Murray type people

[Oaker]

he's obviously awful

[LukeB]

Do we really need this long ass VT?

[Jordan.]

Fantasea?

[arista]

Never mind you Own CD


Fecking SING

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

why so much airtime

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Simon it's rude to eat during auditions

[Natalie.]

I don't like that big screen

[_Tom_]

Shameless Syco-only background music.

[lewis111]

I love the two women narrating him

[LukeB]

:laugh2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Sounding like a drunk 80's bad singer

[armand.kay]

What happened to Nicole's face

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Here I go laughing just because Louis giggled

[Jordan.]

Not the candlelight remix version

[LukeB]

He sounds like ja'mie king

[Lostie!]

I don't like that big screen

What was the point of bringing back room auditions if they're trying to shoehorn in crap like audience reactions still anyway? :idc:

[LukeB]

Welp at the music still playing.

[arista]

Burn Your CD's


You are JUNK


Keep It Real.

[Adamw92]

Not the candlelight remix version

:joker:

[armand.kay]

whenever a chick says they're doing a ibiza track you know its gonna be messy.

[Lostie!]

Welp at the music still playing.

:joker:

Still not here for the backing tracks but it's sort of worth it for that alone.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

That song is now burned in my brain

[Natalie.]

What was the point of bringing back room auditions if they're trying to shoehorn in crap like audience reactions still anyway? :idc:

I know, they're still trying to get them in somehow :laugh:

[LukeB]

:joker:

Still not here for the backing tracks but it's sort of worth it for that alone.

Yeah same, I kind of blame the music industry itself though many pop stars always use backing tracks these days.

[Smithy]

looks like a prettier cher lloyd

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

16 my pert backside

[lewis111]

I don't like how the come in from the outside

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

:joker:

Still not here for the backing tracks but it's sort of worth it for that alone.

The man in your sig is fine as fook

[armand.kay]

Cher #2?

[Daniel.]

Bored of it alread

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

The shouter has arrived

[Oaker]

she's so boring

[LukeB]

Winner

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I can't stand those smiles they do when they think someone is good. Nyways she sucks

[Jordan.]

I liked ha & the song <3

[LukeB]

Can we not with "16" business.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Leona was perfect before she entered the room

[Jordan.]

You're only 16.

[lewis111]

The comments were bit OTT she's wasn't amazing

[Black Dagger]

Send ha shouting home.

[Natalie.]

She was ok

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

''I've got a YES'' moment ruined with tv scren and seeing from outside.

[LukeB]

You're only 16.

I wonder how many times we will hear this, this season :joker:

[lewis111]

Mess at 27 minutes and literally 3 auditions

[Daniel.]

tesco hot

[Lostie!]

The man in your sig is fine as fook

Tell me about it :flutter:

[Oaker]

do they need to do a vt for everyone

[lewis111]

I miss the segments where they show like 8 45 second auditions why does everyone get a story segment now

[lewis111]

He'll be boring

[Jordan.]

Hew

[Daniel.]

Not them wanting tea

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Tell me about it :flutter:

What's his name?

[Natalie.]

Simon getting the goss

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

yeehaw a little country

[armand.kay]

I'm simon's thirst for goss.

[Daniel.]

Something for Caprimit?

[Lostie!]

:joker::joker::joker: at them having no idea who the Z-Listers are.

What's his name?

Chris Wood :love:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Just because he's not shouting you don't like it

[lewis111]

Not him trying to drag out a sob story

[Jordan.]

Something for Caprimit?

Dd

[armand.kay]

welp @ how set up that was.

[lewis111]

Well that's wasn't scripted

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

set up. That's why he stopped him so he could tell this sob story

[lewis111]

Oop here we go

[Oaker]

omg whyyy this is so boring

[LukeB]

:joker::joker::joker: at them having no idea who the Z-Listers are.

So them watching CBB would be basically civilian to them :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Sounds the bloody same. RIP to his bro though

[_Tom_]

FFS

[lewis111]

They may as well go in the room and have Simin ask if any relatives have died it's not any less atm

[LukeB]

Ed Sheeran hiya

[armand.kay]

this sounds like a mash up of ed sheeran songs

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

zzzzzz.

[Ross.]

I like his voice

*runs*

[_Tom_]

We're ticking off all the XF cliches this year

[LukeB]

Not teletubbie

[lewis111]

Do they put their sob stories on their application forms

[lewis111]

That was a very unique and thrilling audition

[LukeB]

but I like him

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I am not touched. Ain't nobody got time for this. RIP to his brother though

[armand.kay]

We're ticking off all the XF cliches this year

and we're only 33 mins in.

[Smithy]

aww how can y'all drag him, he's clearly talented enough to write and sing

[Ross.]

Not Adele

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

:joker::joker::joker: at them having no idea who the Z-Listers are.



Chris Wood :love:

Um WOOD :amazed:





It's nearly 40mins and we've only seen 3 auditions :facepalm:

[lewis111]

I knows it's only 35 minutes in but there's a lack of auditions we've usually seen parts of around 11/12 at this point

[Adamw92]

I can see him making the lives

[armand.kay]

Do they put their sob stories on their application forms

yeah my friend auditioned and they ask you things along the lines of "how would winning change your life" and "what have you had to overcome to get where you are"

[Oaker]

where is Honey G

[lewis111]

We need the Segments of bad auditions without VTS and full comments

[RichardG]

i'm bored, they need to show more auditions

[Daniel-X]

Can't wait for the *shock horror* elimination of Christian at judges houses as a way of pulling in publicity.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

This is where Heavy D would've excelled. We haven't had a Wagner or pants on the ground or cheeky girls in a long time

[Daniel.]

He was cute lookin

[Daniel-X]

This is where Heavy D would've excelled. We haven't had a Wagner or pants on the ground or cheeky girls in a long time

We had Reggie N Bollie come 2nd last year. Please say bye to joke acts they're so stale.

[_Tom_]

Anyone know when the all-new X Factor starts? Same old, same old so far :sleep:

[Marc]

Making it big off the back of your brother's death. Good one

[_Tom_]

Heavy D spotted!!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Which underground you work at baby? :creep:

[_Tom_]

Daenerys :love:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

We had Reggie N Bollie come 2nd last year. Please say bye to joke acts they're so stale.

Oh yeah forgot about them. But they weren't as bad as the true legends of joke acts

[lewis111]

Not another VT

[Lostie!]

yeah my friend auditioned and they ask you things along the lines of "how would winning change your life" and "what have you had to overcome to get where you are"

:umm2:

Actually I shouldn't be surprised about them being that blatant. :laugh:

[lewis111]

This is ridiculous it'll be 50 mins in and 5 auditions

[lewis111]

Not dyslexia being a sob story

[armand.kay]

not dyslexia now being a legit sob story.

[Jordan.]

Ash is trying it with this sob story

[LukeB]

Simon needs to shave

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Who are those bastards that dropped you because of Dyslexia? Is it oasis?

[Marc]

Are you s***ing me?!

[Wizard.]

I didn't mind Christians sob story because it made me emotional but how is being a gypsy a sob story? Life choices!

[lewis111]

His VT is the kinda thing people do to make a joke out of X Factor sob stories

[lewis111]

Tesco Tamera

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Great bluesy voice but he'll be boring

[Will.]

The judges :love:

[Wizard.]

Omg he's got his eyes closed I can't

[Will.]

How many weeks of auditions is there?

[Oaker]

lol what's the point in putting him through if he's gonna forget the words all the time

[armand.kay]

miss hanna Barrett was a homeless chick with ashy lips not understanding how this poser was allowed to come through

[Marc]

It's a "eys" from me

[Daniel-X]

not dyslexia now being a legit sob story.

Cahhhhh can't wait for a gal to sing about ha dead rabbit or her mum living with dyspraxia next

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Yeah it's a job interview but you were eating prunes Simons (a bitch can't get over the rudeness)

[Adamw92]

I like his voice but I can see him not making it passed boot camp

[Wizard.]

Simon can wink at me anytime

[armand.kay]

Cahhhhh can't wait for a gal to sing about ha dead rabbit or her mum living with dyspraxia next

my rabbit Lou died when I was only 2 :'(

[_Tom_]

Heavy D spotted!!

Wait, why did I post this? I meant Honey G :umm2:

[Jordan.]

A VT of freaks next? :fc:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Fook sake not here for people that will need reassurance every episode.

[Will.]

my rabbit Lou died when I was only 2 :'(

Prayers and thoughts are with you x

[lewis111]

Not a 3rd break after FIVE auditions

[Oaker]

:umm2:

has there only been 5 auditions?

[LukeB]

I'm kind of finding this show boring.

[Lostie!]

Heavy D spotted!!

Wait, why did I post this? I meant Honey G :umm2:

:joker::joker:

[_Tom_]

XF is over.

[lewis111]

They need to stop with these long auditions there should be about 3 and episode and the rest are segments of a specific group

Like all male groups or all people getting 3 yeses or when Simon is moody

[Adamw92]

wow, only 5 auditions??

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I'm kind of finding this show boring.

It's the lack of actual auditions and the auditionees being boring

[Ross.]

Where's the hags for me and Lucas to stan

[_Tom_]

:joker::joker:

People were talking about Heavy D for some reason it must've influenced me :joker:

[Lostie!]

Where's the hags for me and Lucas to stan

Oh I see how it is.

[Black Dagger]

Where's the hags for me and Lucas to stan

I ****ing know right. I'm not impressed here.

[lewis111]

We've had 1 girl this is ridiculouss

[Wizard.]

I feel like the judges needed a proper introduction with a 15 minute segment of them eating together and getting along

[Wizard.]

We've had 1 girl this is ridiculouss

Waiting for the next Katie Waisel

[Natalie.]

Wait, why did I post this? I meant Honey G :umm2:

Oh I saw that and wondered why Heavy was singing :laugh:

[lewis111]

Another guy :/

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Richard is sexy :amazed:

[lewis111]

No VT?? Hopefully

[Wizard.]

Is him being Asian with a Scottish accent going to be his sob story?

[armand.kay]

This is such a boring ep I deffo wont be watching another ep until live shows.

[Adamw92]

Uhm...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Lawd

[LukeB]

omg this audition has made me day

[lewis111]

Honestly my favourite yet

[Marc]

He's tremendous

[Kazanne]

Oh Richard :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[T*]

'Do you make rice pudding?'
A tad racist is it not?

[LukeB]

winner

[Marc]

It's like one of those dubbed videos on YouTube

[_Tom_]

The Hall-e-l-uuu-jah guy teas?

[Adamw92]

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

The authentic talent has arrived

[lewis111]

Richard saved the show

[LukeB]

It was so cute

[RichardG]

i want to laugh but i'm so numb with boredom at the pace of this episode :worry:

[Wizard.]

Judy Garland is shook in heaven right now

[armand.kay]

"Beautiful"

[LukeB]

Why did they let him go!!!!

[Marc]

'Do you make rice pudding?'
A tad racist is it not?

Oh s***

[Oaker]

hopefully it speeds up now

[lewis111]

The Britney promo is never ending

[Adamw92]

Nicole :love:

[Jordan.]

Nicole provided the vocals for Glory?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Everyone can do Britney and shakira shut up

[armand.kay]

Pete to sue?

[LukeB]

wth is this :joker:

[Marc]

Why am I laughing.

[lewis111]

Queen of talent

[lewis111]

Oh not another VT

[LukeB]

I would marry Simon

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

nooooooooooooooooooooo not more stories

[Marc]

So this is where she went

[Wizard.]

I hate ashy foundation why don't you just put a ciggarette out on your face

[lewis111]

People are dying Caitlyn

[Oaker]

welp another sob story jfc

[armand.kay]

I really like simon now he's so nice, he use to be such a dick and people use to kii at him putting chicks down.

[Adamw92]

Footprints in the Sand instrumental :D

[Lostie!]

I die inside when the slow music starts

[Wizard.]

Not me being HA bully

[Smithy]

OOMFG YAAAAAS

[Smithy]

QUEEEEN

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ok you've got tone. Next

[T*]

meh tbh