The winner of TiBB Xmasvision 2016 is... Jake!

[y.winter]

MB iconic :joker:

[Jamie89]

Not Bacterial Vaginosis :shocked:

[Niamh.]

Tom! Think of the children

[MB.]

hot

(that was truly beautiful Tom :love:) (and also Jay tbh)

[Shaun]

Tom & Jay the new Basement Jaxx?

[Jake.]

okay im done @tom/jay

[Johnnyuk123]

Loved it Iced T.:joker::joker::joker: so funny!:joker::joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

What have I just watched :omgno:

[Jamie89]

I'll never be able to look at Santa in the same way again :joker: Loved that so much Tom, well done! :clap1:

[Ross.]

omg :joker::joker:

[Ross.]

Jay is no Saara Aalto though is he

[Jay.]

pure talent that well done tom x x x

[T*]

thank you all :lovedup: my pussy pops for all of you :love:

[Ross.]

well done Tom you have changed my life

[T*]

Jay is no Saara Aalto though is he

how
DARE
YOU

[T*]

well done Tom you have changed my life

:love:

[Johnnyuk123]

thank you all :lovedup: my pussy pops for all of you :love:

Why am i thinking of cats eating pop tarts? :joker:

[Jay.]

Jay is no Saara Aalto though is he

any work is work hun

[Ross.]

how
DARE
YOU

:fan:

[MB.]

Jay is no Saara Aalto though is he

I like you

[Shaun]

lgdKLeR2MGw

(terribly sorry this is taking so long, my mum's ill atm so i'm trying to take care of her too)

[Niamh.]

lgdKLeR2MGw

(terribly sorry this is taking so long, my mum's ill atm so i'm trying to take care of her too)
Awww :love:

[Jake.]

(shaun's mum to win eurovision if it makes her feel better)

[Shaun]

~~~

Country: Croatia

Artist: Hillary Rodham Celine-Dion Clinton & The Rocking Trumpettes

Song Title: The Hate Will Go On

pmml0hV00PI

Every time that you'd speak
They'd laugh and, you'd scare me
That is why I thought I, had won

Separate the races
Put spaces between us
Time has come to show how, you won

Left, right
Whatever your plight
I believe that the heart knows
It's wrong

Once you
Have closed all the doors
And you're here in control, and
The hate will go on and on

Hate can touch us one time
Disguised as a lifeline
Once enabled it will, go on

Hate was when you mocked the...
...disabled. The 'birther'...
...lies. Enabling Duke, I'd, go on

Fear, lies
The rise of 'alt-right'
I believe that they helped you, grow strong

Wanting
To date Ivanka?!
I give in
A-me-ri-ca
I'm moving
To Croatia

[Iceberg enters stage-right for some reason]

You're here! There's nothing but fear
For the world knows your lies will go on

We'll sink, as America's link
Noones safe in your heart, and
The hate will go on and...
oooooooooooooooooooooooooonnn!

pmml0hV00PI

[y.winter]

I'm so tired, but this is keeping me awake :joker: it's hysterical

[Jake.]

jamie :laugh2:

[MB.]

Jamie :lovedup: Stunning and horrifying at the same time

[Ross.]

Jamie :joker: :love:

[T*]

:laugh3: :laugh3:

jay just came @ the titanic references

[Amy Jade]

The new national anthem?

[Shaun]

(shaun's mum to win eurovision if it makes her feel better)

she already won in 2014 but thank you (she was the one who lost her potato)

[Niamh.]

Omg thats amazing Jamie my winner so far :lovedup:

[Niamh.]

she already won in 2014 but thank you (she was the one who lost her potato)
:flutter:

[Shaun]

0dnJBOFyDEc

[T*]

Omg thats a.azing Jamie my winner so far :lovedup:

can someone get this one a new keyboard!!

[Johnnyuk123]

Jamie my heart will go on for you! My winner right now! Clever as fek! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Niamh.]

can someone get this one a new keyboard!!
I told you my laptop is out of action, i cant type on my phone waaa

[Jake.]

(this was done in 25 minutes this evening so yes you've been warned)

[Shaun]

+
Band with Aid's 13 (I figured this was the average mental age of the forum) - Do They Know It's TiBBmas?

(to the sound of Z2gExopm7w4)

(The Truth)
It's TiBBmas time
White men are still underpaid
(Lucas)
At TiBBmas time
I still try and get me laid!

(LeatherTrumpet)
Threads of Trump are plenty
Spread like a smile of HIV
Opinions which make people hurl
At TiBBmas time

(Johnnyuk123)
So **** the mods!
Screw every last one
I'll mock up a song about Dezzy
By the time this **** is done
There's a world outside your window
(Mockinator)
Which maybe I'll visit one day
Where the only water flowing is
(thesheriff443 joins in)
From the lefties and the gays
And the TiBBmas bells that are ringing
Reminds us that onseason looms
(Josy only)
When your banned, thank God it's them instead of you.


(hbk4894)
What's the latest you've ever woken up at TiBBmas time?
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar95727_1.gif
(Shaun)
If I spent TiBBmas at Dawlish I'd do life
(Hayden)
I'm still stanning Natalie Rowe
(MB)
She was basic just let it go
(Everyone)
Will Kizzy cameo in this song at all?

(Nicky91)
Here's to Daisy
Mann? Xfactor Game? Anyone?
Here's to them
Lostie do you like my avatar?
Do they know it's easter time at all?

(Everyone)
Feed the world
Feed the world
Feed the world
Niamh's just gone and shat herself again

Feed the world
Let them know it's TiBBmas time
Feed the world
Who likes ILoveTheRealWorld at all?

Feed the world
We've run past our alloted time again
Feed the world
Let them know it's TiBBmas time again

Repeat

[y.winter]

Jamie :joker::clap1:
The intro was so long I wondered if you're about to sing it :laugh:

[Jamie89]

jamie :laugh2:

Jamie :lovedup: Stunning and horrifying at the same time

Jamie :joker: :love:

:laugh3: :laugh3:

jay just came @ the titanic references

The new national anthem?

Omg thats amazing Jamie my winner so far :lovedup:

Jamie my heart will go on for you! My winner right now! Clever as fek! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

Thank you :lovedup: :love:

[Josiah.]

Jamie, it's so good; I even sang along.

[Jamie89]

Jamie :joker::clap1:
The intro was so long I wondered if you're about to sing it :laugh:

:joker: I wouldn't punish you all like that :laugh:

[T*]

(hbk4894)
What's the latest you've ever woken up at TiBBmas time?
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar95727_1.gif

IM WHEEZIMg

[Jamie89]

Jamie, it's so good; I even sang along.

Thanks Josiah :love:

[Niamh.]

Fantastic :clap2:

[MB.]

Ok Jake wins for the hbk4894 cameo alone

That was fantastic and puts everyone who took time doing their entries to shame <3

[Josiah.]

Jake, for a song made in 25 minutes; that's hysterical.

[y.winter]

(Nicky91)
Here's to Daisy
Mann? Xfactor Game? Anyone?
Here's to them
Lostie do you like my avatar?
Do they know it's easter time at all?

:worship:

[T*]

Do they know it's easter time at all?
i` CANNOY ****ING BREATh

[Shaun]

HBK :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

:laugh2:

[T*]

where is rudolph and augustine to share witty insights on the songs -slams table-

[Jamie89]

Brilliant Jake (and yes the hbk cameo was inspired :clap1: ) Well done!

[Shaun]

Wp3IQRJibEg

[Shaun]

oh it's me hi

[MB.]

Two Trumps in one night? We should be so lucky

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/xGyHaJn.png

To the tune of...
oOAfz0H4f00

Every four years we get obsessed,
We hear the same old **** being said.
I wrote this song just to say **** you, Ohio
Yeah they've count all boroughs
And the Trump/Pence they go

[A series of video montages appear on the screen behind Gigolo during each trumpet break. The first one displays Trump and Pence skipping down the halls of the White House together.]

And the Trump/Pence they go



Yeah the Trump/Pence they go

[Pence clamps down the wrists of a gay man to a chair as he's subjected to conversion therapy. Donald tilts his head and rests it on Mike's shoulder, as they smile at their work.]

Ooooh - they go

Is it weird that I thought America wouldn't vote this moron? (vote this moron)
Can I please just ask that you remind me when Kanye West's done? (Kanye West's done)

http://i.imgur.com/NtZNE9C.png

Is it me or did I hear that Trump/Pence want war with Iran? (war with Iran)
Is it me or are they deporting anyone called Juan?

[Donald & Mike wave off a group of Mexicans at the border as they sip from brandy glasses. They clink them together.]

Every time the news gets depressed
I see Hillary in my head
I wrote this song just to say **** you oh, Moscow
Yeah we donned this rainbow
But the Trump/Pence, they go (And they're "praying" for you, gurl)

[Mike Pence is visibly spitting and frothing at the mouth as he snatches a Pride flag from Gigolo and stamps on it, furiously.]

And the Trump/Pence they go (yeah)

[Donald attempts to dab in front of the Kremlin with his friend Vladimir Putin, making this at least remotely European.]

http://i.imgur.com/fRa1s1u.png

Yeah the Trump/Pence they go

[A series of deleted Tweets appear on the screen, including one that, bafflingly, just says: "depends on owner of pillow".]

Yeah the Trump/Pence they go (go, go go, go go, go, go go)

[Mike and Donald hold hands as they push the button to detonate the demolition of an abortion clinic. They kick a pregnant woman as they skip away again.]

And they go (damn)

Is it weird that he says that climate change is all wrong? (is all wrong)
Is it weird that he might show his own daughter his dong? (daughter his dong)
Is it weird that he's there, burning copies of the Qu'ran? (of the Qu'ran)
Is it weird that he thought China was a Kardashian?

[Melania comes on stage for the key change in the bridge.]

Every time that he gets undressed
I am filled with all kinds of regret
He wrote this song whilst taking a poo

Every time (Every time) I get out of bed (Every time I get out of bed)
I hear civilisation's dead (I hear civilisation's dead)
I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just hope it's not true (Just hope it ain't true)
Yeah the public follow
With the Trump/Pence they go (Acapella on 'em)

[[i]A yellow brick wall is gradually built as Trump & Pence skip along it, with a rag tag bunch of voters following.]

They go, oh-ooh, yeah

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41m5hkVQg20z10ys/giphy.gif

Come on, come on, come on
They go

[Jake.]

thanks all!!! :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

Brilliant stuff Jake! So so good and calling Josy out on her own hypocrisy makes it all the more wonderful! :clap1::clap1::clap1:

[T*]

Brilliant stuff Jake! So so good and calling Josy out on her own hypocrisy makes it all the more wonderful! :clap1::clap1::clap1:

hi can you not do this

[T*]

Every time that he gets undressed
I am filled with all kinds of regret
He wrote this song whilst taking a poo

lMFAOssdf
Great work shaun :laugh2: :love:

[Josiah.]

Yes, good work Shaun.

[Jake.]

shaun :love: great work as per

[Niamh.]

:laugh2: superb

[Johnnyuk123]

hi can you not do this

Speaking a truth is not forbidden... yet.

[Amy Jade]

I love the Trump songs:laugh:

[Shaun]

8O1non6e4EA

[MB.]

Shaun > Lennon-McCartney imo

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done Shaun! :love:

[Niamh.]

Speaking a truth is not forbidden... yet.
Can you just take a break for one night atleast fgs

[Jamie89]

Fantastic Shaun :amazed: Well done :clap1:

[MB.]

I just noticed "depends on owner of pillow" :love:

[T*]

Can you just take a break for one night atleast fgs

.

[Shaun]

Beautiful RealityTvStars (Feat. NickyMinaj91)
Song For Whoever.......... is the prettiest/most down to earth/snobby/rich

To be sung to the tune of :

J-q_gAM1BXQ

I love my new obsession, oh my latest craze
I love your VoiceUK songs, My latest fling

Love you because you dance with,poise and grace
And I love the brown belts you wear, as you sing

Sleep, never Sleep
I'll write my posts and make them weep
When challangers come, to your defence I'll leap,
And put them all down

Oh Daisy, Oh Georgina, Oh Georgia, Oh too
I watch so many shows about you
I forget your name (I forget your name)
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you
I forget your name
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you
I forget your name

I love my new obsession, oh my latest craze
I love the way it makes every member sigh
I love to watch, you on Strictly, oh your grace
And I wish my votes would count in Big bro, Oh sigh

Weep I weep, Your number I, atleast can leak,
My friends could you be dears it's cheap, so buy, Vote and, buy, buy, buy

Oh Daisy, Oh Lauren, Oh Georgina, Oh too
You're cute and oh so funny, I wrote this song for you
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you
I wrote this song for you
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you


Oh Daisy, Oh Lauren, Oh Georgina, Oh too
You're cute and oh so funny, I wrote this song for you
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you
I wrote this song for you
Georgina, Lauren, Georgia May too, Daisy and Maan I love you
I wrote this song for you

~

[Johnnyuk123]

Can you just take a break for one night atleast fgs

I will refrain from speaking the truth Niamh no problem.:wavey:

[T*]

:laugh2: Niamh :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Niamh :laugh2:

Nicky will think that's hilarious!

[MB.]

:joker:

Niamh :love:

[Niamh.]

I will refrain from speaking the truth Niamh no problem.:wavey:
:rolleyes:

[Shaun]

and that is the first time anyone has remembered The Beautiful South since 2002, so congratulations everyone :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

I hope mine doesn't cause trouble. It was all in good humour :worry:

[Johnnyuk123]

Can you just take a break for one night atleast fgs

January the 1st i am gone Niamh so problem sorted. :wavey:

[MB.]

I will refrain from speaking the truth Niamh no problem.:wavey:

Might wanna remind you that you're currently taking part in a popularity contest

[T*]

and that is the first time anyone has remembered The Beautiful South since 2002, so congratulations everyone :clap1:

i don't even know who they are :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Might wanna remind you that you're currently taking part in a popularity contest

I don't care MB.

[Amy Jade]

Might wanna remind you that you're currently taking part in a popularity contest

My last place confirmed :laugh:

[y.winter]

brilliant Niamh :laugh:

There's no business like Daisy Lowe business :dance:

[Niamh.]

and that is the first time anyone has remembered The Beautiful South since 2002, so congratulations everyone :clap1:
[emoji23]

[Jake.]

niamh :joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

My last place confirmed :laugh:

Always No1 in my book here. :wavey:

[Jamie89]

Loved it Niamh :laugh2: :clap1:

You had me at NickyMinaj91 tbh :love:

and that is the first time anyone has remembered The Beautiful South since 2002, so congratulations everyone :clap1:

Funnily enough I was originally going to do a version of Beautiful South - A Little Time (until Celine came to me in an apparition)

[Niamh.]

Thanks for the nice comments everyone :love:

[Shaun]

Jduoyu3HA5s

[Cherie]

Might wanna remind you that you're currently taking part in a popularity contest

Not sure Johnny cares :joker:


Some great entries in here can't possibly say which one is the best :fan:

[MB.]

Look at all this free promo Dezzy's getting tonight

[Johnnyuk123]

Great stuff Niamh! :dance::dance::dance:

[Amy Jade]

Cherie you've arrived just as you are featured!

[Shaun]

THE $TUNNERZ
Blame It On Dezzy
(To the tune of Blame it on the Boogie by the Jackson 5)

http://i.imgur.com/wJNL2Am.jpg

My fingers always tappin'
While I should be Christmas wrappin'
But I just can't stop watchin'
Don't believe my eyes

On TiBB it's really poppin'
The mods can't seem to stop it
The oldies are staging a mass revolt

Don't blame it on baiting
Don't blame it on trollin'
Don't blame it on yourself
Blame it on Dezzy

Don't blame it on baiting
Don't blame it on trollin'
Don't blame on yourself
Blame it on Dezzy

Now Kirk has up and left up
Mokka swears she's gone after Christmas
What we really need is to find a way to be rid of LT

The forums changed completely
Thanks christ for James and Josy
And the modding team who keep it all PC

Don't blame it on baiting
Don't blame it on trollin'
Don't blame it on yourself
Blame it on Dezzy

Don't blame it on baiting
Don't blame it on trollin'
Don't blame on yourself
Blame it on Dezzy

It's not me!
It can't be me!
Let's just blame it on Dezzy!

It's not me!
It can't be me!
Let's just blame it on Dezzy!

Don't blame it on baiting
Don't blame it on trollin'
Don't blame it on yourself
Blame it on Dezzy

Don't blame it on baiting
Don't blame it on trollin'
Don't blame on yourself
Blame it on Dezzy

In S and D with Cherie
She's just fookin' clocked
I'm scalpel, I'm wigless, bitch just snatched ma weave

It's all become clear just now
Dezzy must be at fault somehow
How dare a mod drag me for being messy

Don't blame it on baiting
Don't blame it on trollin'
Don't blame it on yourself
Blame it on Dezzy

Don't blame it on baiting
Don't blame it on trollin'
Don't blame on yourself
Blame it on Dezzy

Baiting...
Trolling...
Yourself...
Dezzy!

Baiting...
Trolling...
Yourself...
Dezzy!

You never blame it...
No
I think I need to...
Yeah
I'll blame it on Dezzy

It's not my fault
Can't be my fault
Blame it on Dezzy...

~

[Niamh.]

Great stuff Niamh! :dance::dance::dance:
Thank you

[Cherie]

Cherie you've arrived just as you are featured!

Oh :worry:

[T*]

Amy :laugh2: :clap1:

[MB.]

$tunning, Amy :love:

[T*]

http://i.imgur.com/wJNL2Am.jpg
i love the xmasvision press conference

[T*]

(i'm the one in purple)

[Johnnyuk123]

We have a winner" Crown Amy now!:clap1::clap1::clap1: That was truthful and amazing! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Cherie]

Dix points Amy :joker:

[Niamh.]

Lmao Amy, justice for Dezzy

[T*]

Dix points Amy :joker:

i love dix in me mouth

[Shaun]

JZOS73C7OZk

[Jamie89]

That was brilliant Amy :joker: :dance: Well done :love:

[Amy Jade]

Thank you guys x

[Johnnyuk123]

Not sure Johnny cares :joker:


Some great entries in here can't possibly say which one is the best :fan:

I care more about the smell of my own farts these days. :joker::wavey:

[NorthNessie]

welp, that went by quickly

[Cherie]

i love dix in me mouth

It seemed apt :fan:

[Johnnyuk123]

Amy gets my top vote. :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Shaun]

~
Shivering

Performed and Presented by: NorthNessie

Original song:

Florence and the Machine - Falling
KLNKCB-ghdo

Nessie's rendition:
https://soundcloud.com/user-617953456/shivering

She longs for the winter
And for snowy streets
For windy nights
And for rosy cheeks
For Christmas jingles
And snow covered trees
Love the way the frost bites
When she's standing in the wind

Oh-ooh


She walks between the snowflakes
Watching whist fully
She lets the cloudy breath
Escape from her lips
The warmth seeping from her
Flying on the winds
It's only when she stops
I can see her shivering

Oh ooh

Je suis une enfant en hiver
Le givre sur mes mains et la neige tombée
Je suis l'enfant en hiver
Le givre sur mes mains et la neige tombée,
Tombée...

English translation:
( I am a kid in the winter
The frost on my hands and the snow falls
I am a kid in the winter
The frost on my hands and the snow falls
Falls...)

Elle danse avec moi,
neige dans nos cheveux,
on chante trop fort,
on chante imprudemment,
Elle veut vivre,
je suis son ancre,
si c'était à moi,
Elle peut danse
Chaque jour (4x)
Jour…

English translation:
(She dances with me,
snow in our hair,
we sing loudly,
we sing carelessly,
She wants to live,
I am her anchor,
If it were up to me,
She could dance
Every day (4x)
Day...)


She walks between the snowflakes
Watching whist fully
She lets the cloudy breath
Escape from her lips
The warmth seeping from her
Flying on the winds
It's only when she stops
I can see her shivering

https://68.media.tumblr.com/7724b5662fc33f0d680c6e655229fd48/tumblr_ngmc3lmb581sjoq1co1_500.gif

[Cherie]

So pretty Nessie :love:

[Niamh.]

Voice of an angel Nessie :love:

[T*]

lovely :love:

[Shaun]

(I think that's the first song we've had sung in a foreign language :love: which if you ask me is long overdue for a show about Eurovision)

[MB.]

Nessie :love:

[NorthNessie]

heh... I guess learning french for 10 years pays off

[Josiah.]

Nessie, that was amazing! I like that you took a risk doing the song partially in French; and it paid off! :D

[Jamie89]

Stunning... that was so beautiful Nessie :love: :clap2: Well done!

[MB.]

Je suis I liked that

[Johnnyuk123]

Nessie... :worship::worship::worship:

[Shaun]

9SF9RxPVGA8

[Amy Jade]

That was lovely Nessie!

[NorthNessie]

:blush2: Thanks you guys

[y.winter]

Nessie :love: I love this song of Florence

[Shaun]

-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE&list=RDmN7LW0Y00kE

Shvantz and the Schmundies.

They make a Brexit row from nothing
Then they hit the report button
Shall we stay? We voted no.
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

We “Leavers” are pretty smart, we
Haven’t joined the Nazi party
It was all about border control
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

When we finally shut the gate
We can choose who comes in and goes out
We can’t do that as an EU State.
That’s what it’s all been about.

Oh, I think there’s no denying
That debate is slowly dying
Why? I think I know…
Lots of trolls, lots of trolls, lots of trolls.

When we finally shut the gate
The Germans will still flog us cars.
But if you’re coming, you’ll have to wait
While Immigration checks out who you are.

Oh, I’ve never seen such panic
We won’t end up floating, mid-Atlantic
Democracy has made it so.
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

[y.winter]

C'mon Livia, make us proud

[NorthNessie]

Nessie :love: I love this song of Florence

I memorized it the day after I first heard it, I am devoted to Florence, she's my queen

[Niamh.]

Well done Livia :love:

[Josiah.]

Great job Livia; and to everyone!

[Johnnyuk123]

Livia i love it! You and Amy are my top two! :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Niamh.]

Voting will be hard, well done everyone

[Shaun]

And that's it! Voting is now open!

All ten judges - Rob!, Lostie, Black Dagger, Josiah, Dezzy, Josy, ProfessorSmooth, T*, Benjamin and I - will now rank all of the 14 songs from best to worst in order of creativity, ingenuity, effort, songwriting and all-around 'goodness'. But this isn't just for us to decide...

All other members - including participants - may all vote by PMing me the following form!

12pts: (your favourite song)
10pts: (your second favourite)
8pts: (and so on)
7pts:
6pts:
5pts:
4pts:
3pts:
2pts:
1pt:

Need a reminder of all of the songs? Fret not, they're all here.

http://imgsrv2.tennisuniverse.com/tennisforum/images/flags/Kosovo.gif - #1 - Kosovo - Adam. - "The Piping Tea" by The Midnight T Stalkers (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107230&postcount=146)
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/24444/thumb_uBtgWek.png - #2 - Gibraltar - johnnyuk123 - "Same Old ****" by The Trolls of TiBB (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107259&postcount=165)
http://polyglotclub.com/image/flag/country/Country_523.gif - #3 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - "Dezzy" by LeatherTrumpet (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107287&postcount=181)
http://www.eremit.com.my/flag/Australia.png - #4 - Australia - SuperV - "Ammi" by AmmiBeliever and LudaCHRIST (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107327&postcount=195)
http://www.mate4pets.com/images/DFlag.png - #5 - Denmark - Josiah - "Flight" by Josiah Stuart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107371&postcount=213)
https://fi.granit.com/__SYS__/TEMPLATE_CSS/images/Finland.png - #6 - Finland - MB. - "Alexsaara Hamiltön" by The Cast of Hamiltön: A Finnish Musical (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107406&postcount=233)
http://www.camping.se/templates/camping/images/icons/flag_sv.png - #7 - Sweden - T* - "My Pussy Pops for Christmas" by IcedT* and Little Baby Jaysus (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107439&postcount=248)
http://www.blc4u.com/it/Images/BLC4u/flag_small_croatia.png - #8 - Croatia - Jamie89 - "The Hate Will Go On" by Hillary Rodham Celine-Dion Clinton & The Rocking Trumpettes (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107481&postcount=274)
http://polyglotclub.com/image/flag/country/Country_472.gif - #9 - Poland - Jake. - "Do They Know It's TiBBMas?" by Band With AIDS 13 (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107499&postcount=289)
http://fx-rate.net/images/countries/hu.png - #10 - Hungary - Shaun - "Trump/Pence" by Jaded Gigolo (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107521&postcount=308)
http://www.dion.lv/images/ireland-flag-small.png - #11 - Ireland - Niamh. - "Song For Whoever.......... is the prettiest/most down to earth/snobby/rich" by Beautiful RealityTVStars and NickyMinaj91 (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107545&postcount=325)
http://assets.gsm-antennas.co.uk/media/wysiwyg/uk-flag.png - #12 - United Kingdom - Amy Jade - "Blame it on Dezzy" by The $tunnerz (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107576&postcount=349)
https://www.teknomek.co.uk/skin/frontend/rwd/teknomek/images/icon-flag-france.png - #13 - France - NorthNessie - "Shivering" by NorthNessie (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107605&postcount=367)
http://cdn.minecraft-mp.com/images/flags/Israel.png - #14 - Israel - Livia - "Let It Go" by Shvantz & The Schmundies (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107631&postcount=382)

The usual rules apply! I.E. - You cannot vote for yourself, no asking for people for votes (unless you're me and trying to get people to vote at all), no fighting, no pledging allegiance to ISIS... you know the drill. All votes will close at 8pm tomorrow, when the results will be announced! Who will be crowned TiBB XmasVision champion 2016?

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Keeeeeeeeep voting!
*The rights to the Rudolph and Augustine name are under challenge right now and this may well be the last time they get a mention.

[NorthNessie]

that was brilliant

[Jamie89]

That was great Livia, well done :clap2:

[Shaun]

(oh and the judges: post your rankings in the private social group I invited you to, ta)

[Johnnyuk123]

Livia saved the best till last.:love:

[MB.]

Well done everyone :love: I hope all the fans of ISIS out there vote for me or else I'll fight them

[Jamie89]

I'll probably vote tomorrow because I want to listen to them again :spin: (plus this is going to be a particularly difficult one!) Good luck to everyone :love:

[Niamh.]

Great job Shaun, I'll send my votes tomorrow

[y.winter]

Well done everyone and especially Shaun :clap2:

I'll cast my votes tomorrow. Good luck to you all!

[Jamie89]

Yes thanks Shaun this as been great as usual :clap1:

[MB.]

And yes well done Shaun :clap1: I felt Rudolph and Augustine's presence and that's all that matters

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done with hosting it Shaun.:wavey:

[Jake.]

just caught up

amy :joker:

nessie, lovely :love:

and great as always livia

[T*]

amazing job as always shaun, i always look forward to this :love:

[Josiah.]

Tomorrow, get ready to see a points video from me for the first time since Xmasvision last year.

[Withano]

I wouldn't want to give away who I voted for, but 3 of those were genius! The rest were great too

[Tom4784]

Stunning :clap1: Was hard to order them all.

[Black Dagger]

Johnny thinking I'm a troll isn't the wisest decision to get high points off the head judge now is it? Have fun being 11th x

[T*]

head judge
https://68.media.tumblr.com/0018256139a52dbade9e58272f056e78/tumblr_inline_myuwm0xSeK1so7j4j.gif

[MB.]

Well if we have to give head to Lucas to get to the top these days then so it shall be

[Denver]

Johnny thinking I'm a troll isn't the wisest decision to get high points off the head judge now is it? Have fun being 11th x

Did you like mine?

[Wizard.]

These are all so amazing! I loved watching them all. So sorry Shaun that I didn't submit, but basically I've been swamped with uni assignments plus I'm practically working full time at the minute, anyway no excuses. I had planned to create a supergroup called The Spiced Suga Iced GEM Babes with their hit rendition "Dressed as Mutton" (Push The Button) but that mess never came to fruition, I'll definitely submit an original song for Eurovision 2017! Anyway good luck everyone.

[Black Dagger]

Did you like mine?

Was a decent effort tbh. Some strong contenders this year though. Shall be voting shortly.

[Nicky91]

okay i've submitted my votes :)

[Cherie]

Johnny thinking I'm a troll isn't the wisest decision to get high points off the head judge now is it? Have fun being 11th x

:joker: at the "unbiased" judging, take it on the chin BD

[Nicky91]

Niamh :laugh2:

Nicky will think that's hilarious!

i found it hilarious :D

[Niamh.]

i found it hilarious :D
:love:

[Cherie]

It was very Nicky :clap2:

[Shaun]

:joker: at the "unbiased" judging, take it on the chin BD

I'm sure he was just joking, just like johnny was in his video x

[Niamh.]

I'm sure he was just joking, just like johnny was in his video x
[emoji23]

[T*]

I'm sure he was just joking, just like johnny was in his video x



:joker:

[Niamh.]

Just sent my votes

[Denver]

Kosovo have voted

[Cherie]

I'm sure he was just joking, just like johnny was in his video x

Johnny wasn't joking though x

[Niamh.]

Johnny wasn't joking though x
He was just insulting people then? This competition is supposed to be a bit of fun

[Withano]

Johnny wasn't joking though x

He put up a persons name with somebody shouting youre a fat bitch. If he wasnt joking, he needs banning

[Cherie]

He was just insulting people then? This competition is supposed to be a bit of fun

I've no idea what is in Johnnys mind in all honesty :laugh:

[Cherie]

He put up a persons name with somebody shouting youre a fat bitch. If he wasnt joking, he needs banning

After the insults you have launched in SD I really hope you are joking, you will have to ask Johnny if he was serious or not, as I said to Niamh I have no idea!

[Niamh.]

I've no idea what is in Johnnys mind in all honesty [emoji23]
You seem to have an idea though with that last post.

Who did he call a fat bitch Withano, i missed that, that isnt on at all

[Cherie]

You seem to have an idea though with that last post.

Who did he call a fat bitch Withano, i missed that, that isnt on at all

No Niamh I really don't I just made an off the cuff remark, but by all means go ahead and make something of nothing out of it.

I found the songs ...all of them...funny, if others want to take offense that is up to them. Plus I didn't hear the fat bitch thing either

[T*]

You seem to have an idea though with that last post.

Who did he call a fat bitch Withano, i missed that, that isnt on at all



At 3:15 the video has the caption 'Kizzy Troll' and audio is heard saying 'that's a huge bitch!'
It's blatantly obvious he used this contest which is supposed to be fun and Christmassy as platform for insulting other members which is absolutely horrible. It's really pissed me off actually. Loads of people have put hard work into getting this running and it really isn't fair.

[T*]

The video also tells a member 'You need to shut the **** up'

[T*]

well it basically tells all of the people targeted that but yeah wtaf

[Cherie]

I literally heard none of that I was too taken with the twerking troll

[T*]

I literally heard none of that I was too taken with the twerking troll

Well it still happened!

[MB.]

As I said... pretty colours x

[Withano]

You seem to have an idea though with that last post.

Who did he call a fat bitch Withano, i missed that, that isnt on at all

'Thats a huge bitch' not a fat bitch, my bad. And it was directed towards Kizzy.
I only brought it up cos Cherie said he wasnt joking, but tbf, i think (hope) he was.

[Cherie]

Well it still happened!

I'm not disputing it, but it has to be taken in the spirit of the contest,

Note to self...no off the cuff remarks

[Cherie]

'Thats a huge bitch' not a fat bitch, my bad. And it was directed towards Kizzy.
I only brought it up cos Cherie said he wasnt joking, but tbf, i think (hope) he was.

I doubt Kizzy would disagree :laugh:

[Cherie]

The video also tells a member 'You need to shut the **** up'

That's standard in SD we are made of sterner stuff in there :blush:

[Jamie89]

Sent my votes! Good luck everyone :fc:

[Black Dagger]

:joker: at the "unbiased" judging, take it on the chin BD

That and the fact it was just the same as his other two songs but more endlessly repetitive this time? I vote as I see. If I was so bias then I'd have Jake, Drew and Shaun as my top 3 every year (well Drew isn't partaking this time, but the point stands) but yes I'll take randomly being called a troll on the chin off somebody who I never interact, let alone joke with :)

[T*]

I'm not disputing it, but it has to be taken in the spirit of the contest,



Note to self...no off the cuff remarks



The whole thing goes AGAINST the spirit of the contest though. Its intent was malicious.

[y.winter]

Done!
Good luck everyone!

[Shaun]

Thanks all for the votes so far, still a few hours left!

[Denver]

Is it 8pm again tonight?

[Black Dagger]

Voted x

[Shaun]

Is it 8pm again tonight?

It will be, yeah.

Received all judges' decisions aside from Ben. He will be going straight (or gay) on the naughty list. (although there is still time I suppose if he fancies waking up at 5am over there to do this)

[Denver]

Ill try to be here but depends on how events pan out today so sorry in advance if i cant be

[Shaun]

Not long left to vote!

[Jake.]

!

[Shaun]

Shut up jake you nonce

Postponing the results til 9 because I want a bath because my back aches like hell or rather my shoulder does idk and tbh an extra hour of voting wouldn't hurt anyway.

[T*]

Yay I can have dinner

[Jamie89]

No problem, I just got in so I'm glad it was pushed back!

[T*]

konnichiw- i mean HEJ DA

[Shaun]

Oh I'm terribly sorry I was tweeting about Trump. one second.

[Shaun]

wc9JmW9zpog

[T*]

-arm breaks from reaching too high-

[T*]

(looks amazing josiah :love:)

[Jamie89]

konnichiw- i mean HEJ DA

Hej och lycka till!

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

We're back!
The briefest of meetings with our accountant confirmed the inevitable: if we stop doing Eurovision, we're going to have to sell the pied-à-terre in Kuala Lumpur.
And if there's one thing my Augustine needs-
It's being ****ed against a palm tree by a hungry-handed islander every six months.
Marvellous! Let's get the results underway shall we? First up, the results from the Danish jury.

[Jamie89]

Love that Josiah

[Amy Jade]

Josiah you've done a lovely job of the postcards

[Shaun]

X23EJSNOhLg

[Jake.]

gl all

[Shaun]

The act finishing in 14th place, is...

[Amy Jade]

Thank you for the points Josiah x

[Amy Jade]

Good luck everyone, I liked every single entry this year!

[Shaun]

http://www.animatedimages.org/data/media/729/animated-australia-flag-image-0028.gif
14th: #4 - Australia - SuperV - "Ammi" by AmmiBeliever and LudaCHRIST (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107327&postcount=195) - 55pts (28 from judges, 27 from public)

[Jake.]

well done SuperV

[T*]

well done SuperV!!

[Amy Jade]

How did that come last? I loved it, great job Super x

[Jamie89]

Well done SuperV :love:

[Shaun]

http://www.beercaps.cz/A/archiv/105aKOS03.gif
13th: Kosovo - Adam. - "The Piping Tea" by The Midnight T Stalkers (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107230&postcount=146) - 67pts (33 from judges, 34 from public)
14th: Australia - SuperV - "Ammi" by AmmiBeliever and LudaCHRIST (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107327&postcount=195) - 55pts (28 from judges, 27 from public)

[T*]

Congrats Adam, hope everything is alright :hug:

[Jake.]

congrats adam!

[Shaun]

http://icompile.eladkarako.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/icompile.eladkarako.com_free_download_free_usage_i srael_flag_with_wind_movement_slimmed_down_quality .gif
12th: Israel - Livia - "Let It Go" by Shvantz & The Schmundies (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107631&postcount=382) - 74pts (32 from judges, 42 from public)
13th: Kosovo - Adam. - "The Piping Tea" by The Midnight T Stalkers (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107230&postcount=146) - 67pts (33 from judges, 34 from public)
14th: Australia - SuperV - "Ammi" by AmmiBeliever and LudaCHRIST (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107327&postcount=195) - 55pts (28 from judges, 27 from public)

[T*]

:douf:

[Jamie89]

Well done Adam and Livia :clap1: All very respectable scores tbh, glad to see that everyone was scoring points

[Johnnyuk123]

Adam, super v and livia were clearly robbed! :fist:

[MB.]

Well done SuperV, Adam and Livia :love:

[Jake.]

Wasn't expecting Livia that low

[Shaun]

http://latinamericanstudies.org/flags/gibraltar-flag.gif
11th: Gibraltar - johnnyuk123 - "Same Old ****" by The Trolls of TiBB (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107259&postcount=165) - 82pts (38 from judges, 44 from public)
12th: Israel - Livia - "Let It Go" by Shvantz & The Schmundies (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107631&postcount=382) - 74pts (32 from judges, 42 from public)
13th: Kosovo - Adam. - "The Piping Tea" by The Midnight T Stalkers (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107230&postcount=146) - 67pts (33 from judges, 34 from public)
14th: Australia - SuperV - "Ammi" by AmmiBeliever and LudaCHRIST (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107327&postcount=195) - 55pts (28 from judges, 27 from public)

[Amy Jade]

Omg what! Genuinely thought Johnny would win!

I didn't see Livia's entry I fell asleep before the end of the entries last night :(

[Jamie89]

I thought yours would be a lot higher Johnny, well done :clap2:

[Jake.]

well done!

[T*]

well done!

[Shaun]

http://dl.glitter-graphics.com/pub/357/357902scgtvrow2x.gif
10th: Sweden - T* - "My Pussy Pops for Christmas" by IcedT* and Little Baby Jaysus (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107439&postcount=248) - 133pts (100 from judges, 33 from public)
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11th: Gibraltar - johnnyuk123 - "Same Old ****" by The Trolls of TiBB (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107259&postcount=165) - 82pts (38 from judges, 44 from public)
12th: Israel - Livia - "Let It Go" by Shvantz & The Schmundies (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107631&postcount=382) - 74pts (32 from judges, 42 from public)
13th: Kosovo - Adam. - "The Piping Tea" by The Midnight T Stalkers (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107230&postcount=146) - 67pts (33 from judges, 34 from public)
14th: Australia - SuperV - "Ammi" by AmmiBeliever and LudaCHRIST (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107327&postcount=195) - 55pts (28 from judges, 27 from public)

[Shaun]

(yes these results are a bit surprising D: )

[Jake.]

well done!

well done!

okay

[Josiah.]

OMG. Tom, I thought that you would win.

[Ross.]

oh I forgot to vote

[Jake.]

expected you FAR higher Tom! really good effort, robbed tbh

[Jamie89]

Surprised that wasn't higher too, it was a great entry though Tom so well done :love:

[Withano]

My pussy popped watching that one tbh

[Shaun]

https://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/animated-flag-gif/gifs/Finland_240-animated-flag-gifs.gif
9th: Finland - MB. - "Alexsaara Hamiltön" by The Cast of Hamiltön: A Finnish Musical (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107406&postcount=233) - 134pts (88 from judges, 46 from public)
10th: Sweden - T* - "My Pussy Pops for Christmas" by IcedT* and Little Baby Jaysus (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107439&postcount=248) - 133pts (100 from judges, 33 from public)
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11th: Gibraltar - johnnyuk123 - "Same Old ****" by The Trolls of TiBB (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107259&postcount=165) - 82pts (38 from judges, 44 from public)
12th: Israel - Livia - "Let It Go" by Shvantz & The Schmundies (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107631&postcount=382) - 74pts (32 from judges, 42 from public)
13th: Kosovo - Adam. - "The Piping Tea" by The Midnight T Stalkers (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107230&postcount=146) - 67pts (33 from judges, 34 from public)
14th: Australia - SuperV - "Ammi" by AmmiBeliever and LudaCHRIST (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9107327&postcount=195) - 55pts (28 from judges, 27 from public)

[T*]

was expecting it tbh
the views on the video were really quite low compared to the people actually reading the thread so i guess some people couldn't be arsed with it

[T*]

omg i would of thought MB would well have been in the top 3 he put loads of effort in it

[Shaun]

(it would help if the guest vocalist would have voted himself tbh)

[Jake.]

well done MB, again a shocking result really

[T*]

(it would help if the guest vocalist would have voted himself tbh)

we didn't think it was allowed...

[Amy Jade]

These results are so shocking!