The winner of TiBB Xmasvision 2016 is... Jake!

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/yDm18ov.png

TiBB Christmasvision - Thursday, December 22nd, 2016.

This year's theme (thank you to Josiah!):
http://i.imgur.com/OIpHfIM.png
And by 'reach higher' we of course don't mean smoke more illegal substances. Put that bong down, Dezzy!

Official Wikia: Click Here! (http://channel-tibb.wikia.com/wiki/TiBB_Christmasvision_Song_Contest_2016)

http://i.imgur.com/TolK4Xf.png

- If you want to take part, reply to this thread with the country you want! But please, if you do reserve a country, I expect an entry.
- As usual, all applicants must produce their own song. This usually takes the form of a funny parody of an existing song.
- Lyrics, an artist name and song title are all that's required.
- However, the majority of past participants have opted to include wardrobe designs, stage designs, and even an audio/video recording.
- Members may only represent one country.
- NEW: I am opening the judges' table to more members for the first time! This Christmas, ten wonderful people - including yours truly - shall be judging instead of the regular five. This has been established so that there're more points on offer, and so that whoever finishes last at least has a strong points showing. No one wants to be a nul points. :( I have asked Josiah and Tom to judge too since they're heavily involved with the planning of it, and I shall ask a couple more myself, but if you want to judge then feel free to contact me!

You have just under two months to create your entries... please make them as entertaining as possible, and please don't feel afraid to take part :) The more entries, the more fun it is to run. Songs can be about anything you like, there's not actually much different from regular TiBB Eurovision :laugh:

The winner of this glorious festivity shall also receive a lifetime supply of Nyx cosmetics this darling little award that currently only belongs to johnnyuk123 and I - http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/24444/thumb_TIBBCHRISTMASVISION1.gif - so if that isn't motivation to write an ANTHEM I don't know what is.

Past competitions:
Elimovision: (Winner: MarkWaldorf, Switzerland) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93194&highlight=elimovision&page=71)
Eurovision 2009: (Winner: \PJ/, United Kingdom) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115309)
Eurovision 2010: (Winner: Shaun, Austria, ceremony starts p.16) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136518)
Globalvision (2011): (Winner: Mollie., Australia), ceremony starts p.12) (http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=173422)
Eurovision 2012: (Winner: Dezzy, Vatican City, ceremony starts p. 10) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197768&highlight=eurovision)
Eurovision 2013: (Winner: Ammi, Lithuania, ceremony starts p12) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=222584)
Eurovision 2014: (Winner: Niamh., Ireland; Ceremony starts p.18) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=247320)
Christmasvision 2014: (Winner: Shaun, Malta; Ceremony starts p.8) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=266605)
Eurovision 2015: (Winner: Mokka, Norway; Ceremony starts p.14) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=274329)
Xmasvision 2015: (Winner: johnnyuk123, Gibraltar; Ceremony starts p.23) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=290630)
Eurovision 2016: (Winner: johnnyuk123, Gibraltar; Ceremony starts p.14 (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=298586)

http://i.imgur.com/en8HVjo.png

- Shaun
- Josiah
- T*
- Black Dagger
- Lostie!
- Benjamin
- ProfessorSmooth
- Dezzy
- Josy
- Rob!

http://i.imgur.com/zqBYDgN.png

Albania
Andorra
Armenia
Australia - SuperV - RECEIVED
Austria
Azerbaijan
Belarus
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - RECEIVED
Bulgaria
Croatia - Jamie89 - RECEIVED
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark - Josiah - RECEIVED
Estonia
Finland - MB - RECEIVED
France - NorthNessie - RECEIVED
Georgia
Germany
Gibraltar - johnnyuk123 - RECEIVED
Greece
Hungary - Shaun - RECEIVED
Iceland - Riley.
Ireland - Niamh - RECEIVED
Israel - Livia - RECEIVED
Italy
Kosovo - Adam. - RECEIVED
Latvia
Liechtenstein - Benjamin
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia
Malta
Moldova
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands - Conzors
Norway - Mokka
Poland - Jake.
Portugal
Romania
Russia
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden - T* - RECEIVED
Switzerland - Drew.
Turkey
Ukraine
United Kingdom - Amy Jade - RECEIVED
Vatican City

TLDR Version:

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png
Feliz Navidad, bitches!

[Tom4784]

*Puts down the bong and partakes in a healthy bit of Heroin instead*

I'll take Russia.

[SuperV]

Can I have Australia?

[Benjamin]

Liechtenstein for me

[Ammi]

..ok got me outfit...


http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-blog/blogs/iris-apfel-hed-2016_0.jpg


....beautiful theme Josiah...:lovedup:...

[Amy Jade]

UK please

[kirklancaster]

Can I have Greece please? Ευχαριστώ πολύ. Thank you very much.

[Denver]

i would love to be a judge.

[Jamie89]

Yes! :amazed: I'll have Croatia please... coming for that 3rd time lucky victory

[T*]

Sweden please x

[Josiah.]

People, I want to let you know that the postcards will be different than usual; but a bit familiar.

[T*]

Oh are you already working on them Josiah?

[Josiah.]

Yes, I will finalize each postcard when songs are sent to Shaun.

[T*]

oh alright

[Shaun]

All updated I think!

[Wizard.]

Woo! Iceland for Xmas please.

[Denver]

seeing as i cant judge ill give Kosovo a go

[Shaun]

A very small logo here designed by T*

[T*]

Blimey- i didn't realise I sent you the 1000px version- I'll sort it tomorrow!

[T*]

when have I ever said blimey what the **** 2:02 AM me

[Josiah.]

Bumping this as I personally think we need to see last year's Christmasvision record of 27 countries broken, and I need to make more postcards.

[T*]

I could make some if you wish

[LukeB]

I'm going to work on a song before I sign up :ninja2: just incase I have writers block and don't send it in

[Black Dagger]

Look forward to all of your entries and I shall judge fairly as always x

[Jake.]

poland please

[NorthNessie]

Can I take France? :bigsmile:

[Shaun]

Of course :spin2:

[Mokka]

Go on then... sign me up for Norway for Christmas... and I will have to have :fc: I get inspired between now and then :laugh:

[Josiah.]

:D Mokka's triumphant return as Norway!

[Mokka]

:D Mokka's triumphant return as Norway!

It needed to happen :hehe:

Plus Norway feels more christmassy than Italy!

[Josiah.]

And I am the first person to send in an entry, and I have sent in the first postcard.

[SuperV]

Do we make our own postcard?

[Josiah.]

Do we make our own postcard?

No, I'm making the postcards this time. They are inspired by this year's actual Eurovision postcards.

[Livia]

Shauny... you reserved me. How lovely... make it a definite, please x

[Denver]

Submitted

[Shaun]

I've had no PM :suspect:

[Denver]

really? it is in my sent box but i sent it again just in case

[Ammi]

..have we got more than one Shaun..?.../I messaged Drew once and then realised that there were two Drews and it was another one...

[Niamh.]

Ireland please :hee:

[Denver]

..have we got more than one Shaun..?.../I messaged Drew once and then realised that there were two Drews and it was another one...
i just checked and it seems to be the right account?

[Shaun]

Received, thanks Adam

[kirklancaster]

Can I take France? :bigsmile:

Only if you buy a WW2 Panzer and hire a small army of fascist Mercenaries Nessie. :laugh::wavey:

[kirklancaster]

Go on then... sign me up for Norway for Christmas... and I will have to have :fc: I get inspired between now and then :laugh:

Truly GREAT news amidst one of the most totally depressing years ever.

[Conzors]

Please may I take Netherlands again?

Not sure i can top last time but ill give it a good go!!

[Shaun]

omfg :lovedup: of course. *barks at Josy and James to give Conzors a VIP pass*

[Tom4784]

Can I swap countries? My idea for a Russian song is a flop.

I wish to return to my spiritual homelands of Bosnia & Herzegovina.

[Wizard.]

I've just come up with my concept, it's not a Christmas themed song and it has nothing to do with Iceland but I can't wait to make it!

[SuperV]

Australia has announced there entry to Xmasvision 2016!

Please welcome Ammi Believer and LudaCHRIST who will peform there love ballad, "Ammi"

http://i.imgur.com/nBaPBrD.png

[Shaun]

4 entries so far :) bumping for reminders' sake.

[Josiah.]

Just about a week to go my dears... Also, I am able to make postcards again!!!

[Denver]

At this rate ill make top 10

[Shaun]

this is looking a little bit thin on the "entries" side :ninja2:

[MB.]

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE and will take Finland please cheers

[Jake.]

yeah idk if i'm going to be able to put anything forward in time

it's my fault for not being organised, but literally no ideas have come about as of yet (decent ones, anyway) and I'd still have to put images together and stuff

[Tom4784]

I'm working on it :worry: It's not going to be a vintage entry though (although I haven't put one forward since 'Lick My Hotdog' tbh)

[T*]

i was working on stuff months ago and premiere pro died on me so it's ho ho h-all gone
I will put something in on time tho

[Shaun]

I have now finished mine and I only started it when I last posted in here :worry: so that should indicate its quality

[Josiah.]

I have been working on postcards, so prepare yourselves for the eleganza extravaganza of Xmasvision.

[Johnnyuk123]

I'll have Gibraltar please Shaun.:thumbs:

[MB.]

Well I might not bother sending anything in now Johnny's signed up

[Shaun]

I would hope that everyone can look past the idea of crowning someone three times in a row out of the interest of making it an open contest, really

[T*]

I'm gonna die

[T*]

that was supposed to say 'cry' but I guess that's also applicable

[MB.]

Easy mistake to make

[Amy Jade]

Mine is going to be sent Tuesday or Monday

[Livia]

You will have mine Shaun. I'm doing a Dezzy. Leave it till the last minute and then come up with a cracker. That's the plan anyhoo...

[Niamh.]

I would hope that everyone can look past the idea of crowning someone three times in a row out of the interest of making it an open contest, really

I just enjoy listening to everyones efforts and Johnnys songs are always really good

[Nicky91]

what is this :D

[Niamh.]

what is this :D

It's TiBBs very own Eurovsion Song Contest (Christmas Edition) members pick a country and write a song

[Nicky91]

It's TiBBs very own Eurovsion Song Contest (Christmas Edition) members pick a country and write a song

okay can i still enter :)

[Niamh.]

okay can i still enter :)

I'm sure you can, the deadline is for 3 days time you just have to tell Shaun which country you would like to represent, the list of free countries are in the OP

[MB.]

I'll send my entry either today or tomorrow, barring a full mental breakdown

[Tom4784]

You will have mine Shaun. I'm doing a Dezzy. Leave it till the last minute and then come up with a cracker. That's the plan anyhoo...

Mine's gonna be a lump of coal this year s0b.

[MB.]

Nearly there with my entry... it's certainly something...

[Tom4784]

Hmm, I have the idea and I've done most of it but I'm probably going to have to do another one since this one might create some fumes.

[T*]

Go with it tbh

[Amy Jade]

Hmm, I have the idea and I've done most of it but I'm probably going to have to do another one since this one might create some fumes.

Mines a bit risky but it's just for fun, I think people know that and I havent got time to write another:laugh:

[MB.]

I have submitted myself

[MB.]

(mine isn't particularly risky. It's just potentially a bit offensive to a very particular group of people alive in the 18th century)

[T*]

(mine isn't particularly risky. It's just potentially a bit offensive to a very particular group of people alive in the 18th century)



SD&N?

[MB.]

SD&N?

No, that's much further back

[Amy Jade]

Just sent mine!

[Benjamin]

Oh bugger I gave 2 days right to submit this :worry:

[Shaun]

yes :worry: ty MB & Amy

[Tom4784]

Sent mine in, coming to snatch that last place finish.

[Jamie89]

'Oh God' indeed... I'm going to do mine today :worry: I probably won't submit it till later on tomorrow though incase I think of anything to add or change in the meantime, what with me leaving it so late.

[T*]

I THOUGHT IT WAS ON THE 23Rd oH LORD

[Shaun]

you FOOL!

I've received Dezzy's now, so I think we're at the level where we don't need to book Luke Friend to do a lengthy half-time show to fill up the schedule

[Tom4784]

Vanessa to boycott?

[Shaun]

oh god don't, he's doing the Torquay panto this year and I've been hiding indoors for fear of bumping into her

[T*]

I'VE FINALLY FINISHED OH MY GoDD

[Tom4784]

I'm probably not going to be here for this </3 Got work until 10 and I won't be back until 11 </3

[Shaun]

I think you may have sent it to the wrong member Tom :worry: I've no new PMs

[T*]

I think you may have sent it to the wrong member Tom :worry: I've no new PMs

I've not sent it yet I have to upload a few things first haha I just meant i've finished my song

[Morgan.]

Can't wait.

[Benjamin]

As always I'm struggling with this. I have no ideas either. :worry:

[Denver]

I may win

[Shaun]

Our 10th entry comes from Israel... so that means unless someone else submits a song, we've all made the top ten :p

[SuperV]

Yeah Top Ten! Default! Default!

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm still working on mine here but i will post it to you before the show starts. :)

[T*]

Our 10th entry comes from Israel... so that means unless someone else submits a song, we've all made the top ten :p



It seems really odd that only ten people have participated this time when last time we had a big turnout for xmasvision (was it like 23?) - Why have people suddenly not done it?

[Niamh.]

Our 10th entry comes from Israel... so that means unless someone else submits a song, we've all made the top ten :p

I can live with that :hee:

[Nicky91]

i've decided not to do this game this year, maybe next year's TiBB Eurovision :D

[Jamie89]

Finally finished mine, I've just sent it. Good luck for tonight everyone :clap1:

[NorthNessie]

I finally submitted, been busy with school, but I did it! :tongue:

[MB.]

Well at least I was top ten for a very brief period of time

[Shaun]

I'm just upset that Conzors has jilted us for a second year running :(

[Tom4784]

Perched for catching up after work.

[Shaun]

I've randomised the 12 countries who've submitted a song so far, along with two additional blank spots for any late entries (:suspect: ben :suspect: johnny :suspect: riley :suspect: jake) and the running order is thus...

Kosovo
Blank Space
Bosnia Herzegovina
Australia
Denmark
Finland
Sweden
Croatia
Hungary
Blank Space
Ireland
United Kingdom
France
Israel

In the highly unlikely event that three more songs are submitted they'll just be added to the start for being so late :nono:

[MB.]

If nothing else, I'm glad we'll be getting treated to double helpings of the fifth best song from 1989

[Shaun]

what, pray tell, are the top four? I mean obviously Style is there but the other three?

[T*]

Not a Taylor interval act

[T*]

oh mb already made that joke DIE

[MB.]

(idk I just picked a number out of thin air, I don't think I've even listened to it in full and have no intention to)

[Shaun]

(oh well fair enough because there'd have been fisticuffs if you suggested Shake It Off)

[MB.]

(yeah no I'm not insane) (but New Romantics is up there, I know that much)

[Denver]

Oh **** off my chances are gone

[Jamie89]

Oh **** off my chances are gone

(Taylor Swift isn't really competing, I think they're just joking)

[Shaun]

I think he means bc his song is first, but I don't think song order matters even half as much on this as it does in the real show :p

[T*]

I hope 7 is a lucky number for me tonight!

[Ross.]

Taylor wins

[MB.]

Taylor wins

Jarrod coming for the crown?

[Amy Jade]

I might be in bed, I am up at 4am :(

[Jake.]

really sorry again </3 it isn't looking likely

[Morgan.]

Will I get chance to vote later in the evening, I can't remember how long the voting period was last time?

[Denver]

Will I get chance to vote later in the evening, I can't remember how long the voting period was last time?

Is it not 24 hour voting?

[Morgan.]

I think it might be, I couldn't remember.

[Shaun]

Yeah the votes are open until tomorrow evening, gives all of the judges plenty of time :p

[Niamh.]

My laptop is broken so I won't be able to listen properly :bawling:

[T*]

You march right down to currys and buy a new one mrs!!!

[MB.]

Yes Niamh needs to hear my beautiful, beautiful vocals

[Niamh.]

You march right down to currys and buy a new one mrs!!!
Its bqck in the shop being fixed but it'll be qdter Christmas now :(
Yes Niamh needs to hear my beautiful, beautiful vocals
Are you singing yourself?

[T*]

Its bqck in the shop being fixed but it'll be qdter Christmas now :(

Are you singing yourself?

oh no that's qwful D:

[Niamh.]

oh no that's qwful D:
:fist:

[MB.]

Are you singing yourself?

I could make my entry seem much more impressive by saying 'yes' because you wouldn't be able to listen to check, so... yes, yes I am singing myself

[Niamh.]

I could make my entry seem much more impressive by saying 'yes' because you wouldn't be able to listen to check, so... yes, yes I am singing myself
[emoji23]

[Shaun]

wc9JmW9zpog

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png

Bienvenue and welcome to the 2016-
*a runner hurries onstage and whispers something to a smiling Augustine. The smile fades*
What?
*the smile quickly becomes a mixture of shock and horror*
They voted for that? Really?
Well. No EU, No Rudolph and Augustine. Come on, my sweet.
*Rudolph ushers a crying Augustine off the stage*

[T*]

LOOK WHAT YOU DID GLEnN

[Shaun]

kYYaVjnsKKE

[MB.]

Well that was abrupt

[Denver]

no intro

[Denver]

oh it is

[Johnnyuk123]

Evening everyone. :wavey:

[Jamie89]

I'm here, good luck everyone!

[Jake.]

good luck all

[Shaun]

ZKAM_Hk4eZ0
"The Piping Tea" - by the Midnight T Stalkers

Are you, are you
Coming with the tea?
They locked up Leather Trumpet
They say he trolled three.
Strange things always happen here
No stranger could it be
If we met at midnight
With the piping tea.

Are you, are you
Coming with the tea?
Where Lucas called out
For his love of the dick.
Strange things always happen here
No stranger could it be
If we met at midnight
with the piping tea.

Are you, are you
Coming with the tea?
Where Josy told you to run,
So we'd both be free.
Strange things always happen here
No stranger could it be
If we met at midnight
With the piping tea

Are you, are you
Coming with the tea?
Nicky stanning Daisy,
Side by side with us.
Strange things always happen here
No stranger could it be
If we met at midnight
With the piping tea.

Are you, are you
Coming with your son?
Where I told you to run,
So we'd both be slim.
Strange things always happen here
No stranger could it be
If we met at midnight
With the piping tea.

Are you, are you
Coming with the tea?
They locked up Leather Trumpet
They say he trolled three.
Strange things always happen here
No stranger could it be
If we met at midnight
With the piping tea.

Are you, are you
Coming with the tea?
Where Lucas called out
For his love of the dick.
Strange things always happen here
No stranger could it be
If we met at midnight
with the piping tea.
~

[Johnnyuk123]

I'm here, good luck everyone!

Good luck to you Jamie :wavey: and to everyone else who entered a song. :cheer2:

[MB.]

Well if that doesn't put me in the Christmas mood then nothing will (well done Adam :clap1:)

(and well done Josiah on the gorge postcards)

[Amy Jade]

Good luck everyone :love:

[T*]

I love the postcard josiah!!

[Johnnyuk123]

Great entry and opening song Adam! Wonderful creative funny lyrics that fit in great with the original song. Very well thought out. I love tea especially truth tea. :cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[T*]

judging by the title i was expecting a song shading me but I was pleasantly surprised, that was a great starting song adam :clap2:

[Jamie89]

:laugh: Great Job Adam! :clap1: Well done on the postcards too, Josiah.

Good luck to you Jamie :wavey: and to everyone else who entered a song. :cheer2:

Thanks Johnny, I'm excited to see what you've done

[Johnnyuk123]

:laugh: Great Job Adam! :clap1: Well done on the postcards too, Josiah.



Thanks Johnny, I'm excited to see what you've done

I think i'm up early so you won't have long to wait Jamie. :joker::joker::joker:

[Denver]

I tried my best but im not got the musical creativity as others on here

[Denver]

Thanks for the kind words guys :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

I tried my best but im not got the musical creativity as others on here

That was brilliant Adam. :thumbs:

[T*]

Where is everyone??? gather around people it's xmasvision!!

[Shaun]

zCiOdZtCjzU

[Niamh.]

Good Job Adam :love:

[Amy Jade]

Adam :clap1:

I don't know the song but it fits it really well

[T*]

Terribly sorry had to answer the phone...

bitch don't put me on hold http://niketalk.com/content/type/61/id/1152888/width/198/height/233/flags/LL

[Denver]

Good Job Adam :love:

Adam :clap1:

I don't know the song but it fits it really well

Thanks :love:

[T*]

omg i had a piece of chip stuck in me teeth and i just got it out with my tongue :clap2:

[Shaun]

Hi Shaun,
Here is my song entry to represent Gibraltar for this years Xmas Vision song contest 2016.

Johnny :)


YoaANom1rjY
~

[MB.]

omg i had a piece of chip stuck in me teeth and i just got it out with my tongue :clap2:

You don't get this kind of commentary with Graham Norton do you

[Amy Jade]

Omg Johnny :joker:

[Jake.]

well done Adam/Johnny!

[Amy Jade]

'that's a huge bitch!'

[MB.]

Pretty colours

[T*]

well done johnny!

[Johnnyuk123]

'that's a huge bitch!'

:joker::joker::joker:

[Denver]

Congrats John

[Johnnyuk123]

well done johnny!

Thanks. :wavey:

[Johnnyuk123]

Congrats John

Cheers Adam. :wavey:

[Amy Jade]

I screamed at huge bitch i love Deuce Bigelow

[Niamh.]

Very good Johnny, reminds me a bit of an Alanis Morrisette number :fan:

[Jamie89]

Well done Johnny :joker: really impressive entry as usual! :clap1:

You don't get this kind of commentary with Graham Norton do you

:joker:

[Shaun]

fnH4Ri3Pu1E

[Johnnyuk123]

Very good Johnny, reminds me a bit of an Alanis Morrisette number :fan:

Thanks Niamh and Jamie. :wavey:

[Shaun]

'DEZZY'
By LeatherTrumpet
To the tune of

wagn8Wrmzuc

http://i.imgur.com/3CXSvvu.jpg


(We see Marsh running through the trees and away from an unseen threat, he looks behind, failing to notice the hooded figure he's running straight for. He collides with the figure and bounces off, hitting the ground hard. He backs away from the figure, terrified of it. The figure lowers it's hood to reveal the face of an ancient irish woman.)
Marsh: Please! It's Christmas!
Niamh: It's December 22nd.
(Niamh whacks him with her banhammer as the camera fades to black)

(The stage is set up like an old church. We see LT, dressed in a Nun's Habbit, kneeling at the foot of a statue that bears a striking resemblance to TheTruth. He is praying fervently and appears to be in the midst of a personal crisis. The music starts and LT leaves the crowd shook with his diva-esque vocals)
Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)

When he infracts me, I am raging
But on the inside my heart's soaring
Forgive him when he brings his hammer down
in this story, He's Carmen, I'm the sad clown
I'll go down...I-I MEAN bring him down, down!
A mod with no crown, I want him face down! (in a dead sense, not because I want to **** him or anything!!)

I'm just a highland fool,
Oh Johnny, it's so cruel but
I'm still in love with Dezzy,Kirky
I'm just a Highland Fool, oh Jaxie it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Dezzy, Cherie
Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)

All of these feelings are so new
Like those cowboys, I don't know how to quit you
I'm so confused, this isn't fun
All these gay thoughts, I can't outrun
I'll go down...I-I MEAN bring him down, down!
A mod with no crown, on whom I'll go to town (With some sort of blunt weapon! Don't twist my words! I'm not gay, I promise!)

I'm just a highland fool,
Oh Johnny, it's so cruel but
I'm still in love with Dezzy, Kirky
I'm just a Highland Fool, oh Jaxie it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Dezzy, Cherie
Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)

In the most Right Wing sense,
He is beyond repentance
SJW, REMOANER, LOONY LEFT
But in a loving sense
our sexual energy is tense
And all i want to hear him say
is 'Shontae you stay'
(LT's friends rush onto the stage to try to pull him away from the 'dark side' by bribing him with cans of Strongbow and Kelly Brook Calenders)

I wanna hate you, but something's pushing me towards you
TheTruth is my virtue but Dezzy is the demon I cling to
I CLING TO
(LT resists his friends and whips off his Habbit to reveal a red corset look that leaves the crowd GAGGING. TheTruth claws his way to the front of the LT's friend group and attempts a reveal of his own by taking off his Fedora to reveal another one underneath but the crowd doesn't pay attention as LT is SLAYING the crowd with a high octane section of choreography.)

I'm just a highland fool,
Oh Johnny, it's so cruel but
I'm still in love with Dezzy, Kirky
I'm just a Highland Fool, oh Jaxie it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Dezzy, Cherie
Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)
(The church doors burst open as the song comes to an end, Dezzy rides in on a motorbike for some reasons and exchanges a deep, meanginful and wordless look with LT. LT climbs onto the bike and holds on to Dezzy as they take off into the sky, the bike spitting out the rainbow coloured lyrics of Kate Bush's underrated bop 'Why Should I Love You' out of it's exhaust pipe as it goes. Tumblr goes wild and the 'DezzyTrumpet' fandom is born..)
~

[T*]

is this a song by dezzy about lt or a song by lt about dezzy my brain has broken

[T*]

i aM CACKliN

[MB.]

I've no idea whether that's by Dezzy about LT or by LT about Dezzy (given my idea of LT's grasp on modern pop music, I'm guessing the former), but either way, incredible :love:

[Jamie89]

is this a song by dezzy about lt or a song by lt about dezzy my brain has broken

I think it's a song about Dezzy by Dezzy but from LT's perspective... it's confusing but genius :joker:

Loved it Dezzy, absolutely brilliant well done :clap1:

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done dezzy and LT. :wavey:

[T*]

i'm ****ing crying dezzy omg

[Niamh.]

Good Job Dezzy :love:

[Amy Jade]

:laugh2:

[y.winter]

OMG you're genius! :joker: :laugh2:

[Jake.]

omfg dezzy that's brilliant

[Denver]

My mind is dead

[Josiah.]

Dezzy, that's brilliant!

[Shaun]

-y9MTM90HD4

[Shaun]

~Title: AMMI...
Artists: Ammi Believer and LudaCHRIST


http://i.imgur.com/nBaPBrD.png



To the tune of "Baby" by Justin Bieber
Oh whoa [x3]

I wake up too early, too see you all
When you are asleep, and I'll be there
But there is one, who is awake
And we will never ever ever be apart

What’s up Ammi? Girl, why you awake?
Its 5am, what are you TIBB’n?
There is no other to type or reply
She had may heart for the first time,
And I was like...

Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Oh, for you I would play whatever
And I just can’t believe we are on at the same time.
But its 7am, that means I am losin’ you
I’ll type in anything, I’ll play any game
And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
When I see you it’s like I am in a perfect dream
When the site goes down, down, down.
I realise that my first love won’t be around.

And I'm like
Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

[Ludachrist:]
Luda! When I had 10 posts, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to my Ammi
And nobody came between us because they were all asleep
She had me going crazy, oh, I was star-struck,
She was awake with me daily, don't need no Starbucks.
She made my heart pound, it skipped a beat when I see her in the Chat threads and
At ICB on the game threads but I always see her at the same time.
She knows she got me dazing cause she was so amazing
And now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying...

Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Your gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now you are gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now you are gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now you are gone (gone, gone, gone...)
long gone.

[Josiah.]

SuperV, I love it!

Now everyone, hold onto your weaves; because I have sent in one of the songs off of my new EP.

[Johnnyuk123]

Great lyrics Super V. Very funny too. :clap1::clap1::clap1:

[T*]

haha great job superv!!

[y.winter]

That Ammi spirit :clap1:

[MB.]

Ammi is superior to us all and I'm glad that fact has been cemented in musical form, well done SuperV

[Jamie89]

Loved that, SuperV :clap1: Well done!

[Niamh.]

Aw Ammi :,( great job Super V

[Johnnyuk123]

Loved that, SuperV :clap1: Well done!

Ammi will love it too i am sure. :wavey:

[Jake.]

V :clap1: Ammi would love it

[Shaun]

Right that's everything finished... finding country flags is a bitch.

[Jamie89]

Ammi will love it too i am sure. :wavey:

Yeah I think she would :flutter: Hopefully she'll see it when she comes back

[T*]

Right that's everything finished... finding country flags is a bitch.

wait wha

[Amy Jade]

Ammi will adore that SuperV!

[Shaun]

9RpCPjYgHs8

[T*]

not xmasvision at 8 and yoga at 8:50

[Shaun]

wait wha

Was putting the post together for the end that has all of the songs in links in one posts with flags and nonsense :p

[T*]

Was putting the post together for the end that has all of the songs in links in one posts with flags and nonsense :p

ohhh
bitch u scared me

[Shaun]

Name: Josiah Stuart (me)
Song Name: "Flight"
Lyrics:
Interlude:
Flight, it's what keeps us
in the sky. The air
underneath our wings.
Maybe, we ourselves
will have the idea that
we were made to take
flight. As as we take flight,
we can spread our wings;
and soar to spread
positivity around the world.

[B]Song:/B]
The birds are rushing away from me,
as I fall from the heavens.
I can't change air, but it
sure can't keep my wings.

I was meant to take flight,
breaking the boundaries
put in front of me.
I was meant to take flight,
now all my dreams
are keeping me in the sky.

Now I'm soaring in the skies,
and I can't stay down.
My wings chose me,
and I still keep control.

I was meant to take flight,
breaking the boundaries
put in front of me.
I was meant to take flight,
now all my dreams
are keeping me in the sky.

I feel the fire in my heart,
soaring is my passion.
Air has changed me,
as I spread my wings

I was meant to take flight,
breaking the boundaries
put in front of me.
I was meant to take flight,
now all my dreams
are keeping me in the sky.

And I was meant to take flight,
breaking the boundaries
put in front of me.
I was meant to take flight,
now all my dreams
are keeping me in the sky.

Now, stay positive.

1sqovCKgOFw
~

[T*]

Really good josiah, beautiful! :clap1:

[Shaun]

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[Niamh.]

That was lovely Josiah :love:

[MB.]

Wonderful Josiah :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

My fave song so far Josiah. Wonderful!:love:

[Jake.]

beautiful

[Amy Jade]

Well done Josiah :clap1:

[Josiah.]

Aw, thanks guys. I really appreciate it.

[Ross.]

Josiah I love you

[Ross.]

(I'm here are you happy now Tom)

[MB.]

https://d12edgf4lwbh8j.cloudfront.net/photo/image/Track_14.gif

Rudolph and Augustine are breaking all the EU fire safety laws now that we've gone through with Brexit, I see

[y.winter]

Wonderful Josiah!

[Shaun]

u1fIZ11aOUQ

[T*]

(I'm here are you happy now Tom)

yes hunty

[Johnnyuk123]

Aw, thanks guys. I really appreciate it.

It was creative personal and great all at the same time Josiah and that has to be commended. :clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Jamie89]

Once again floored by your entry, brilliant and inspirational - well done Josiah :clap1:

[MB.]

A word of warning: my entry is... niche

[NorthNessie]

that was amazing :love:

[T*]

A word of warning: my entry is... niche

don't you mean knee shay

[Shaun]

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Hamiltön: A Finnish Musical
Act One, Scene One
"Alexsaara Hamiltön"

It's the hottest new musical in town. That town being Hull. Below is a partial picture of the cast, each badly-photoshopped face more horrifying than the last. See? I'm rhyming already.

http://i.imgur.com/x8qj2L8.png

The stage is dimly lit. From a single spotlight, DERMOT O’LEARY emerges, dressed in some dashing 18th century clobber.

DERMOT O’LEARY:
How does a Finnish songstress, unblessed, unloved and
second-guessed, grow thick skin and go west
to the UK, where she’s heckled by her detractors,
yet stands tall and finishes second in The X Factor?

From behind him, SIMON COWELL emerges, wearing a rather fitting little waistcoat-and-collar combo. And high-waisted trousers, obvs.

SIMON COWELL:
She’s loved music from a young age
But now it’s time to turn a new page
Backstage, pressure builds,
lesser singers crumble and fall,
but not our Saara when she’s come so far, no, not at all

LOUIS WALSH then flies down from the ceiling on a glittery crescent moon, with one of Brooks Way sat uncomfortably in his lap.

LOUIS WALSH:
And every day while rejects were dissected, henpecked
until we broke them, our Finn did not joke around
Her feet stayed on the ground, grounded, kind and friendly,
trying each day to win and be like a young Lenny Henry

In the background, sepia tone images of Saara’s X Factor journey flicker on the walls. This nostalgic effect is ruined somewhat when RYLAN CLARK-NEAL dances onto the stage in high heels to Gangnam Style.

RYLAN CLARK-NEAL:
Then bootcamp came, then the six chair challenge,
from which wildcard Saara made it through to judges’ houses
She did not let her strife overrule her, she picked herself up
and stood up, like Westlife members off a stool, yeah

A stagehand drags a clearly drunk SHARON OSBOURNE onto the stage, where she just kind of lies on the floor, like an unconscious mop.

SHARON OSBOURNE:
Well the word got round, “oi Sharon, here’s your next act!”
And back then I’d had too much Prosecco to remember
But like an echo in my brain, like a scent, a spark, an ember,
it made up for what my memory lacked, and through she went
The world would soon know her name! What’s your name, love?
(...no, seriously, I’ve forgotten. Susie something?)

Everyone else’s spotlights turn to black and a single spotlight focuses on SAARA AALTO (who unfortunately is not a contralto, as it would make this whole rhyming thing that bit easier), who is stood alone at the back of the stage, dressed uncannily like Lin-Manuel Miranda.

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SAARA AALTO:
Alexsaara Hamiltön
My name is Alexsaara Hamiltön
Well, actually I’m called Saara Aalto
But that’ll just have to wait, have to wait

SUSAN BOYLE climbs onto the stage and makes the most of her moment.

SUSAN BOYLE:
I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth livi-
Wait, what do you mean it’s the wrong musical?
It’s all olden days stuff, in’t it?

Once Susan has been ushered away, a chair swivels around to reveal MATT EDMONDSON, like a rubbish Bond villain.

MATT EDMONDSON:
Things were going well at first, she had all the luck,
but then the worst tragedy struck in the live shows
Our Finnish rose nearly struck down, too soon, too quick,
With the public something simply didn’t click

The COMPANY – made up of Wagner, Eoghan Quigg, Bupsi, Chloe Jasmine, Kitty Brucknell, Rachel Adedeji, Shelley Smith, that girl who’s been singing all round the towns and everyfin' and said she’s better than Madonna, Brian Friedman, one half of Ablisa, Katie Waissel’s gran and Konnie Huq – step forward.

COMPANY:
Thank god she got saved over Bratavio, the pricks

Suddenly, lightning strikes, representing a tumultuous point in Saara’s X Factor journey. From the smoke (I know lightning doesn’t produce smoke but I’m using artistic license, darling) emerges one of the villains of the piece, the dastardly NICOLE SCHERZINGER, hoping to crush poor Saara’s dreams even more.

NICOLE SCHERZINGER and (COMPANY):
Tried to rise above it but she almost lost her head,
belting out Tina Turner on the symbolic back-burner,
Saara’s chances were now dead in the water, her parents
ashamed of their daughter. She was hanging by a thread

DERMOT glares at Nicole, disapproving of her dirty tactics.

DERMOT and (COMPANY):
A comeback was necessary
Saara needed something leg-and-dairy
like Juju said, pulled up a peg, right to the top
Coming back to the competition,
she knew it was her mission to deliver a killer blow,
so she got Bjork’s permission to put on a killer show
(Slammin’) away the opposition from that point on
(Hammin’) her way through Mariah, ABBA and disco songs (oooh)
She was on the right track, she had the right plan
Here’s the girl you are going to stan

The COMPANY step forward once more, accompanied by SAARA.

COMPANY and (SAARA):
Here’s the girl you are going to stan (just you wait)
Not even Sharon getting pissed could ruin her plan (what a state)
Here’s the girl you are going to stan

WOMEN:
Here’s the girl

MEN:
The girl

SAARA:
Just you wait

The sound of several security guards being rugby-tackled is followed by a “yo yo yo, it’s HONEY G!”, which itself is followed by a loud, collective sigh.

HONEY G:
Yo everybody, I don’t mean to be rude
But it’s time for a whack rap interlude
H-O-N-E-Y-G, it’s Honey G! H-O-N-
Hey, wait, no! Don’t call security!
Hey, wait, where are you taking me?
I’m a serious artist, you know! Let me go!

The remaining security guards drag Honey G off the stage. In the scuffle, her sunglasses fly off and hit Nicole in the face.

COMPANY and (COMPANY):
Alexsaara Hamiltön (Alexsaara Hamiltön)
We are waiting in the wings for you (waiting in the wings for you)
You could never back down
You never learned to take your time
Oh, Alexsaara Hamiltön (Alexsaara Hamiltön)
When Adam Lambert sings with you
Will he know what you overcame? (what you've seen)
Will he know you rewrote the game? (yaas slay queen)
The show will never be the same, oh

Lightning strikes once more and this time, MATT TERRY strides out, joined by his crew. And by ‘crew’, I mean his mum and Freddy Parker.

MATT TERRY and (COMPANY):
I’ll be damned if I let this bitch steal my crown, Freddy, stop her
(Just you wait)
Nicole hates immigrants like I hate it up the arse, sir
(Aren’t rhyme schemes great)
Ready? Let’s rile up the Brexiteers with a good old racial slur

Matt and Nicole try to come up with a way to stop people voting for Saara. In the end, Nicole just ends up spray-painting the Union Jack onto Matt's face, which results in Matt briefly being taken ill with lead poisoning.

REPRESENTATIVES of TiBB:
We stanned for her

The representatives of TiBB present banners which read "Saara is a star-a", "give Saara the tiara" and 'before Saara came along my bussy was as dry as the Sahara", all of which are waved around completely out of time with the music.

SHARON:
Me? I mentored her

SIMON:
Me? I applauded her

BRATAVIO, FREDDY PARKER & FOUR OF DIAMONDS:
Us? We lost to her

MATT TERRY:
And me? I’m the damn fool who robbed her

COMPANY:
There’s a million songs I haven’t sung
But just you wait

SHARON:
…it's Sadie something, right? Or Sandra? Is it Sandra?

SAARA & COMPANY:
Alexsaara Hamiltön!

Everything suddenly goes black and the curtain falls on our players, marking the abrupt end of the shortest musical in history. Fin. Or should that be Finn?

[T*]

i love natasha hamilton x

[Josiah.]

Oh my gosh, I've been scalped.

[T*]

actually reading it i'm scalped

[Johnnyuk123]

Love it MB.:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

[Ross.]

MATT TERRY and (COMPANY):
I’ll be damned if I let this bitch steal my crown, Freddy, stop her
(Just you wait)
Nicole hates immigrants like I hate it up the arse, sir
(Aren’t rhyme schemes great)
Ready? Let’s rile up the Brexiteers with a good old racial slur

I'm crying

[Niamh.]

Omg thats some production MB, Bravo :clap2:

[Amy Jade]

Im crying :joker:

[Shaun]

RIP my budget

[MB.]

Oh my gosh, I've been scalped.

actually reading it i'm scalped

Love it MB.:cheer2::cheer2::cheer2:

I'm crying

Omg thats sine production MB, Bravo :clap2:

Im crying :joker:

Aw thank you :love: I thought I'd give the greatest historical figure of our generation the credit she deserves

[Shaun]

XKE6sr2gxl0

[Jamie89]

A stagehand drags a clearly drunk SHARON OSBOURNE onto the stage, where she just kind of lies on the floor, like an unconscious mop.

:laugh2:

Brilliant MB :clap1:

[MB.]

RIP my budget

It's alright, just pay them all in booze and/or young men

[Jay.]

oh hi just in time for the winner x

shook by the entries thus far

[MB.]

:laugh2:

Brilliant MB :clap1:

Ta :love:

[Shaun]

This entry is rated 18+

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IcedT* ft. Little Baby Jaysus (Jay.) - My Pussy Pops For Christmas
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Blurb-
Sweden are back in the contest with a never before seen duo with a song fit for a drag show. It's a song about being a dick pig for Santa Claus and his little elf friends and pleasuring yourself with a candy cane (Bacterial Vaginosis hew?) - Merry Christmas!


Music and Lyrics - IcedT*
Singing- Little Baby Jaysus (Jay.)

Lyrics (If you want them):


It was Christmas Eve but the clock struck twelve
No one’s in the house so I touch myself
Got my vibrator to give it some va va voom
Then all of a sudden someone comes into my room
Santa baby baby
can you make it a White Christmas for me?
I’ve got some cookies for your milk
We can do it under the tree

[Chorus]
My pussy pops for Christmas
And I don’t need your list ‘cause
I’ve been naughty all year long
And this ain’t wrong
Now show me
Show me
Show me your schlong
Now show me
Show me
Show me your schlong


Santa baby baby
Thanks for emptying your sack
Who’s your friend here?
Is he black?
This bitch cannot be 4ft 3
Have you got an elf just for me?

[Chorus]
My pussy pops for Christmas
Let me be your mistress
Boy you have to impress
Let me know if it’s long
And I’ll smoke it like a bong
Show me

Show me

Show me your schlong

The elf finished and gave me a Hitachi Magic Wand
He said he made it himself
His dick was kinda small so I taught him how to Jelq
Broke a candy cane off the tree and started playing with myself

[Chorus]
My pussy pops for Christmas
Candy canes are dangerous
Got it stuck in my vag
Get it out with your tongue
That’s the end of this song

Now show me
Show me
Show me your schlong

[Jake.]

MB :joker: brilliant

[Denver]

Well done everyone so far