The TiBB Reality Ranking 2k16 [fin.] [ranking begins pg. 8]

[Mitchell]

Tatianna sounds like a tree

[Cal.]

=54

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Points: 60

Joel… existed? He talked to Marsha the Moose a few times? He did that stupid pointy finger gun thing for the cameras? He made it way too far? idk I’m kind of at an end as to discussion of Joel, because I never found him all that special. But thankfully, others disagree, and they looked beneath his ridiculous hair to see the sweet geek beneath. And to his credit, he wasn’t as dreadful as the reality TV geek often is, in that he knew how to be modest and he didn’t win (see: Ian Terry, Steve Moses, Cochran, ad infinitum). Otherwise, let’s move on.

=54

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Points: 60

Sophie Grad-off, more like (y'know, given that she quit the show and all) (actually she's the one who went all lezzer on the show, right? History-making icon I guess :love: Or should that be bicon?) (if anyone else can add something of worth to Sophie's time on Love Island then that would be much appreciated thank you)

Sophie entered as one of the originals and the oldest contestant (she was only 30 mind), got with fellow original Tom and shagged him in a wardrobe (iconic). In the later stages of the series it somehow come down to the public voting to evict between Sophie and Tom (or voting to save icr) and Tom ended up getting evicted and Sophie stayed and rightfully so. After that she PLAYED THE GAME and coupled up with a newly arrived glamour model to ensure she wasn't evicted, then told said newly arrived glamour model she wasn't interested in pursuing anything with her since she had Tom on the outside. Said glamour model then spent a whole night screaming in Sophie's face and then the bullies of the show Terry and Emma Jayne bullied Sophie some more causing her to walk from the show a week before the final.

(Felt people needed to be informed on this GODDESS :love: )

[MB.]

=49

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Points: 65

Mainly remembered for inadvertently slaying (in the archaic sense, not the ‘yass bitch you slay that old kween’ sense) Biggins just by being Jewish, Katie Waissel’s time in the Celebrity Big Brother house also saw her have a mini-meltdown over somebody insulting Amy Winehouse’s legacy somehow, and a slightly less mini-meltdown after Frankie Grande had the gall to nominate her. And then she was ousted alongside Sam Fox and the series got even worse, which I’m sure is no coincidence. And now she’s apparently split from her husband, which is sad, but maybe she’s just another victim of Grant Bovey’s lustful gaze and who could blame her?

=49

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Points: 65

Baby, are you ready for this cold war? Shaun sure is:

I don't think it's even debatable any more that Katya is (see me with them) hands down the biggest fan favourite from RuPaul's Drag Race of all time. Which is why it didn't come as much of a surprise when she was one of the first names leaked as taking part in season 2 of its Allstars spinoff. Now, many weren't expecting much since the first Allstars pretty much killed off any of the allure and fascination about any of its participants, and a further twist to the show's rules and format, but... well there's a reason she was getting tens of thousands of retweets to win. Ignoring that stumble where she wore a hideous silver matryoshka doll outfit for 'space age drag' (she was probably depressed after seeing what Lucian Piane had left her to work with whilst dressed as Princess ****ing Diana), Katya delivered every episode. If you're unfamiliar with the Drag Race scene, this link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0GTj-CvG2U) should convince you to jump in (to the gorgeous waters of Darienne Lake). Your dad just calls her Katya.

[MB.]

Sophie entered as one of the originals and the oldest contestant (she was only 30 mins), got with fellow original Tom and shagged him in a wardrobe (iconic). In the later stages of the series it somehow come down to the public voting to evict between Sophie and Tom (or voting to save icr) and Tom ended up getting evicted and Sophie stayed and rightfully so. After that she PLAYED THE GAME and coupled up with a newly arrived glamour model to ensure she wasn't evicted, then told said newly arrived glamour model she wasn't interested in pursuing anything with her since she had Tom on the outside. Said glamour model then spent a whole night screaming in Sophie's face and then the bullies of the show Terry and Emma Jayne bullied Sophie some more causing her to walk from the show a week before the final.

(Felt people needed to be informed on this GODDESS :love: )

Thank you <3

[MB.]

=46

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Points: 68

The name Alex is a baby boy and baby girl name. The name Alex comes from the English origin. In English the meaning of the name Alex is: Abbreviation of the Greek name Alexander, meaning defender of mankind. The name is common among English, German and Dutch speakers.

(also her sister won, so does that make her the Nadiya Anderson of BB:OTT?)

=46

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Points: 68

Yay, a stone-cold Irish businesswoman robot bitch! It’s always fun to have one of those. It’s just a shame that Grainne had a few bugs in her system, be it the issue of invisibility in the first few episodes, be it her weakness when it comes to gin (and also answering phones), or be it her complete malfunction towards the end, resulting in her deciding she would quite like to take over her entire make-up industry and swiftly being dismissed. Thankfully, in the moments where she decided to work properly, we got to see her dressed as a mermaid, failing to sell boats in the second greatest Courtney-related double act of the series, and, um, dressed as a mermaid again, this time flogging a virtual reality game called Magic Shells. The Apprentice UK, everyone.

=46

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Points: 68

She might be hated on here for some unknown reason (is it because she told Gemma some home truths? idk). Stephangel is by far ONE of the best housemates of all time though, when people think of CBB17 they think of Miss Davis (FACT.). Steph was basically your average Scouse car alarm but instead of just being a gobby she was kind of unhinged and her messy antics resulted in some of the greatest moments ever in CBB. Steph telling Gemma she has no talent and screaming about her being 'The Lion King' at like five in the morning :love: Steph throwing milk everywhere and it pushing Christian from EastEnders near to tears :love: Steph throwing a HUGE tantrum in the diary room and having to be restrained by security :love: Steph being asked to leave the diary room so they could deal with #MentalMegz :love: (this is to just name a few.) I don't think anyone can deny she is one of the biggest housemates of all time. Miss Davis is 2016.

~ DanielX

[Cal.]

LOVED Grainne from what I've seen of her and Steph was a MESS that provided entertainment. :love:

[Jason.]

Sophie was bullied and Emma needed drowning.

[Mitchell]

Waissel <3

[Jason.]

Grainne :love:

[MB.]

=44

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Points: 72

Highest from RuPaul's Drag Race

Psst Shaun, it’s Drag Race. You’re up:

Walking into the TiBB Reality Ranking 2k16 Game purse first comes the creatively named Bob the Drag Queen. Well, I suppose it's a little creative considering his real name is Christopher. Bob picked up a lot of buzz before season 8 of RuPaul's Drag Race aired, primarily for a YouTube video of him impersonating Viola Davis in 'How to Get Away With Murder' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyCTWDUj3zU), but also for an interesting comedic take on lipsynching (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L00sx82Nw8). Sadly, she only needed to demonstrate her amazing lipsync skills twice - once to send home Derrick Barry, hallelujah, and the other in the final. What she did display leaves her a legendary winner, though: her scene-stealing performance as Cookie from Empire (although Thorgy was robbed), her Snatch Game impersonations of both Uzo Aduba AND Carol Channing, making a dress from a pair of curtains and running for President of the USA. She made us feel mighty real and she was never really in danger of losing the crown (except when the fanbase probably tipped in favour of Kim Chi but if you're ever going to get into watching Drag Race you're going to have to come to terms with the fact that the majority of the fans are shallow idiots).

=44

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Points: 72

Trust cluster mucking her way into the ranking next is Hannah Shapiro, aka beta Aubry Bracco, aka omega Sophierce Clarke, the millennial who couldn’t quite believe that Jeff Probst was really sat in front of her as if Erik Reichenbach died in the Philippines for nothing, who nearly became the first ever person to be medically evacuated whilst watching a challenge, who flirted non-stop with Ken because this show can’t edit a cute friendship between a man and a woman without implying that they might bone at one point or another, who took several years to cast her first vote at Tribal Council and no I am not exaggerating, who Did Not Do That, whose tribe went to rocks because they secretly didn’t want to lose her, for whom idols were laid down like lovers… and who lost in a unanimous vote despite putting up, at the very least, the joint-strongest fight at Tribal Council. Some jury that was.

[LukeB]

Alex being higher than I expected :love:

[Jason.]

Btw I like the design of the pictures MB :clap1:

[MB.]

Six(!) people are tied on the same number of points next, so I'll break them down into two posts - one BBUK, the other Survivor...

[MB.]

Btw I like the design of the pictures MB :clap1:

Thank you http://i.imgur.com/yqFrse4.gif

[Daniel-X]

Steph had a good run :sad:

Rooting for Zaz now

[Pete.]

Steph was tragic sorry Dan

[MB.]

Apologies for the very brief write-ups here, it's that part of the ranking

=38

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Points: 73

#****2016

=38

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Points: 73

Emma :love: She was never made for this earth.

(ps I know Jamie volunteered to do a write-up for Emma and I don't know if I could quite do her justice, so if he does eventually write one then I'll edit it in here. If not, I'll... think of something))

=38

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Points: 73

Successfully annihilated. Jayne – 1 : Natalie – 0.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Steph being asked to leave the diary room so they could deal with #MentalMegz :love: (this is to just name a few.)

If we're really going to consider THIS as one of Steph's MESSIEST moments (what does this word even mean tbh)...... yikes. I'll just let that speak for itself.

[Daniel-X]

Steph was tragic sorry Dan

Are you trying to ruin my Christmas?!

[Pete.]

Natalie somehow making 38 :love:

[Jason.]

Steph's only good moment was her rant in the black hole

[Daniel-X]

If we're really going to consider THIS as one of Steph's MESSIEST moments (what does this word even mean tbh)...... yikes. I'll just let that speak for itself.

I said GREATEST moments *raises her ****ing eyebrow*

[MB.]

...and apologies for the overly long write-ups here

=38

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Points: 73

Adam’s win was more than likely a case of being the jury’s favourite goat of the three at Final Tribal Council, rather than an example of his strategic prowess (like, “you tried to make #BIGMOVES and utterly failed, but at least you had a go, here’s a million dollars” is not a coherent argument no matter how many times it is repeated), and I for one had a bit of a like-love-meh-dislike-hate-loathe-BURNING HATRED-meh-like-eh relationship with him on the show, but he wasn’t the worst winner that there could have been and for that I’m grateful. I mean, Zeke could have won. Shudder at the thought. Adam’s game was really dominated through factors outside of his own control, namely his mother’s terminal illness, and it led to more than one very awkward moment during the season, none more so than at the reunion when Jeff segued from Adam crying his eyes out whilst recalling his mother’s last moments to peppily asking questions “Sunday, you’re a mom, and you played Survivor. Tell me – are you a witch?”. That aside, he was on the wrong side of several votes, threw away idols and advantages and had a… unique style of apologising to people, but he did have his likable moments and apparently he had a really good social game which justified him winning in the eyes of the jury, something which we only properly saw in the edit with Jay. Also, he got vaguely island hot (but not as island hot as DrunkGayBret, naturally), so all’s well that ends well.

=38

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Points: 73

Three Survivor facts you may not know: Ciera voted out her mom, Jay does have an idol, and that nice girl with the glasses should have won over the other girl and if not her then that little Asian man with the chicken he was funny I liked him what was his name was it Guy or Fi or Pie or something anyway he was good. By that, I mean that Aubry Woz Robbed, except she wasn’t because none of the jury knew that she was playing the game that she did and she’d failed to convince them of it by the time it came to Final Tribal Council, so her losing was her own fault and the jury were not bitter and Probst can shut his damn ***** mouth. That said, however, much like the season of Kaoh Rong itself, Aubry was still great! Her story arc of having a panic attack on the first day to forming bonds, to losing her allies one by one in circumstances which were not always game-related (which gave us her iconique Oregon Trail confessional), to gradually becoming a strategic mastermind and secretly being the brains behind almost every move – the secrecy of which is odd, considering she was actually on the Brains tribe to begin with – is one that resonated with many and showed what you can achieve when you believe in your dreams and reach for the stars and also have a voting advantage in the form of a 71-year old man (Joe <3). Not only this, but the brain/brawn/beauty alliance that Aubry had with Cydney and Michele was one of the many reasons that Kaoh Rong was such a strong season, and the fact that they all turned on one another at the end probably proves something but I’m not sure what. Will she continue to change the game next season? We’ll have to wait to find out.

=38

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Points: 73

Ah, Ken. The loyalty-insisting, squid-cooking, vinyl-listening, jungle-dwelling, wrongly-spelling, Paul-hating, Figtayls-deducing, phallic immunity necklace-wearing, legacy advantage-playing male model who wanted to make it very clear that he was not like other male models (sound familiar?) and who was placed onto the Gen X tribe, despite being a mere two years older than the millennial whose entire content insisted of “I PLAY VIDEO GAMES!”. It’s almost as if this entire theme was arbitrary and utterly pointless. But despite all of that, Ken was a surprising force for good in Fiji and a positive, occasionally lulzy, usually rootable figure who just wanted to fry up some seabass and listen to his records, dammit. Pre-merge, he seemed to be a strong strategic contender, before completely disappearing from the show at the merge (hi, Sherri Biethman’s edit!), which was disappointing, especially when, say, we wouldn’t get a confessional from him even when he won individual immunity. Maybe they’d filmed one and it went on for hours and hours, ending in him whipping out his copy of War and Peace and reading several chapters aloud to the camera, so they had to cut it. Who knows? Even though his game ended in a last-minute doing-it-for-his-daughter storyline and a loyalty-or-a-million-dollars storyline which ultimately failed to come to fruition when he received zero recognition from the jury, Ken’s existence was a nice respite from Jeff’s constant “millennials text differently and are cooler than you old people!” bull**** (reminder: Ken was 33 at time of filming), and despite him being a complete joke of a human in the best possible way, he provided some cute character moments in a season lacking them, such as his rousing speech about how he doesn’t like being called Ken Doll. Oh and he’s fit.

[EspeonBB]

Ken and Aubry :love:

[MB.]

(that's one of the two visual Survivor jokes tonight in Ken's picture, there)

[LukeB]

Adam,Ken and Aubry :love: my top 3 survivors of 2016

[Daniel-X]

Steph's only good moment was her rant in the black hole

Don't you ****ing start now little miss 'I'll do a write up for Kady'.

[Cal.]

Ken is hothttp://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/punky0486/zso17r.gif

-My contribution.

[Jason.]

Don't you ****ing start now little miss 'I'll do a write up for Kady'.

Not this exposé on such a public arena

[MB.]

#37

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Points: 74

And thus the third wheel in the Kaoh Rong brain/brawn/beauty alliance falls; her name being Cydney Gillon. It’s fair to say that Cydney didn’t quite come out of the gate with all guns blazing, as she fastened herself to Scot and Jason of all bloody people, and voted out entertaining messes such as Jenny and Alecia, which is why it comes as no surprise that she wasn’t the immediate fan favourite that many expected her to be. However, her bond with the brutes turned out to be a wise move for her, as going into the merge she had a number of potential routes to take. Luckily for us, and luckily for Cydney’s place in the TiBB Reality Ranking, she chose to go with Michele, Aubry et al, slaying the likes of Nick, Debbie (</3), Scot, Julia and Jason in quick succession. Well, I say “the likes of” – that’s all of them. Plus, she gave good confessional, and we always like to see that in a Survivor player. Cydney’s game may have ended in fire and she may have been ignored at the reunion in favour of her own mother and Sia, but she turned out to be a great cog in the wheel of Kaoh Rong when at first she… didn’t seem to be going in that particular direction, and for that, she’s earned her place in the top 40.

[Daniel-X]

Ken is hothttp://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/punky0486/zso17r.gif

-My contribution.

So anyway he's my daddy not yours, sick of you stealing my men you good for nothing slut.

[Cal.]

So anyway he's my daddy not yours, sick of you stealing my men you good for nothing slut.

Away beasthttp://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/punky0486/zso17r.gif

[MB.]

Ken is hothttp://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/punky0486/zso17r.gif

-My contribution.

I didn't know you had Twitter

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[EspeonBB]

Omg Cydney definitely should've been higher :love:

Her deciding on like Day 30 to flip on Scot/Jason/Nick because they were douches :love: "We're in Kaoh Rong baby we don't need more heat" :love: Calling Debbie 'Miss Debbie' :love: Her heartbreaking exit </3

[Cal.]

I didn't know you had Twitter

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bye fhfhfhf

[Daniel-X]

Away beasthttp://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/punky0486/zso17r.gif

So this is how you repay me after all these years of friendship, calling me a ****ing beast? Well go **** yourself. I hope Chaz is out next.

[MB.]

#36

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Points: 78

Michaela didn’t last nearly as long as she was expected to in Millennials vs. Gen X, as despite strong, if not a little overly-enthusiastic gameplay and a seemingly winning – or, at least, deep-into-the-game edit, she was also a non-white woman, and was thus destined to leave pre-merge. I would say that she’ll be remembered forever more for her rather expressive reaction to being blindsided (and forgetting her shoes in the process), and she probably still will, but now we know that she’ll have a whole nother season to wrap her tatas around in the form of Game Changers. Despite, y’know, not really being a Game Changer. Will she manage to keep up, or even build, her legacy? Will she tone down her game, or go even harder this time? Will she remember her shoes? These questions will be answered in March, but for now, she remains your highest-ranked Millennials vs. Gen X-er, and that’s some high praise indeed. Well, ish.

[Cal.]

So this is how you repay me after all these years of friendship, calling me a ****ing beast? Well go **** yourself. I hope Chaz is out next.

Well unlike Steph Chaz actually has fans outside of scum like you so I doubt that very much.

[Daniel-X]

Well unlike Steph Chaz actually has fans outside of scum like you so I doubt that very much.

*burns you with her cigarette, ash drops on the floor and sets fire to the whole house, Lillie is killed in the incident*

[EspeonBB]

Michaela :love: Can't wait to see her again during Game Changers

[MB.]

#35

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Points: 81

I could post a highly analytical, well-balanced, in-depth discussion of Lateysha Grace’s time in the Big Brother house (or, at least, mention her ~shocking~ elimination, or the time she was nearly impaled in the arse by the diary room chair), but I know that you’re here for one thing and one thing only, and I hate to disappoint my fans. Here you go:

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[Daniel-X]

ANYWAY @ Lateysha being higher than Michaela

[Cal.]

Lateysha :love:

(She should have been on CBB mind, but then again we wouldn't have had her for the 30+ days we did <3)

[EspeonBB]

ANYWAY @ Lateysha being higher than Michaela

And Cydney too :bored:

[MB.]

#34

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Points: 82

If you didn’t vote for Hughie, you’re all TROUBLE-RAISING FOOELS, or so that impressionist they featured on BOTS literally every other night would quite like you to know. Sure, if you were a fan of Rodrigo and Charlie but always thought they were lacking Irish and Blackpool…ian accents respectively, then Hughie and Ryan’s, ahem, relationship would have been for you, but otherwise he was probably a rather loud background noise in the cacophony that was the BB17 house at worst. The fact that he was ever favourite to win does seem a tad odd now, but he helped to make The Others an actually-quite-good twist despite it having so much going against it, so that’s worth a little credit. And hey, he’s randomly doing Dancing With the Stars in Ireland now, so somebody must still like him. Or want to inflict lots of pain and humiliation onto him... who can say?

[Daniel-X]

Lateysha :love:

(She should have been on CBB mind, but then again we wouldn't have had her for the 30+ days we did <3)

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/punky0486/zso17r.gif

[Pete.]

Hughie :love:

[Cal.]

#34

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Points: 82

If you didn’t vote for Hughie, you’re all TROUBLE-RAISING FOOELS, or so that impressionist they featured on BOTS literally every other night would quite like you to know. Sure, if you were a fan of Rodrigo and Charlie but always thought they were lacking Irish and Blackpool…ian accents respectively, then Hughie and Ryan’s, ahem, relationship would have been for you, but otherwise he was probably a rather loud background noise in the cacophony that was the BB17 house at worst. The fact that he was ever favourite to win does seem a tad odd now, but he helped to make The Others an actually-quite-good twist despite it having so much going against it, so that’s worth a little credit. And hey, he’s randomly doing Dancing With the Stars in Ireland now, so somebody must still like him. Or want to inflict lots of pain and humiliation onto him... who can say?

The best male of BB17 for sure :love:

[Cal.]

(Not that it's a hard title to gain)

[LukeB]

And Cydney too :bored:

Cydney from Kaoh Rong? :umm2: welp

[Mitchell]

Hughie winning the award for the only eye candy in BB17 which says a lot :love:

[Daniel-X]

And Cydney too :bored:

Alecia is coming for F5, don't worry.
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[MB.]

#33

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Points: 83

There once was a girl called Bridgette
She went into Big Brother, presumably because she was in crippling debt
It was so easy, in the park it was a walk
Until, that is, she was put on the block
Then she was evicted for being a threat

(maybe) (I can't remember) (but she joined in with the jury house Paulie pile-on and it was wonderful)

#32

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Points: 84

Forget Brexit, forget Trump, forget the hundreds and hundreds of beloved celebrities we lost – the true tragedy of 2016 was the time that Saira Khan lost a public vote against some no-mark from TOWIE, some no-mark from Ex on the Beach and some even bigger no-mark from some thing called Storage Hunters UK. Granted, she wasn't the amazeballs kween we were all praying that she would be, but she did provide a lot of entertaining moments. I just so happen to have completely blocked out the specifics of all of them, because CBB18 was that terrible a series and most of the moments involved her being mercilessly bullied. I do recall, however, her being absolutely bloody insane in the best possible sense, and also hating all the showmances, meaning that she's a girl after my own heart. <3

[Cal.]

Omg @ when everyone predicted a Shilpa esque win for Saira and then she went in an eviction against her 3 bullies

[EspeonBB]

Not Saira's bullying ordeal

[MB.]

#31

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Points: 86

There’s nothing quite like a Survivor love story. Rob and Amber, Ethan and Jenna, erm… Whitney and Keith I guess, Billy and Candi-no never mind, but the most recent one is the one I’m about to discuss. Yes, it’s that point in the ranking where I suggest that a man had a romantic and sexual relationship with a chicken. Merry Christmas! No, I’m joking. It was merely sexual. It has to be said that Tai was an immediate fan favourite from Kaoh Rong, so his high placing here comes as no surprise. From his Ozzy-esque tree-climbing to whatever his thing was with Caleb, the gay Asian gardener made a strong first impression, and despite flip-flopping between alliances (which gave us the brilliant super idol moment) and receiving no votes at FTC, he continued to be a fun and interesting presence in the season. He’s also on Game Changers, which leads me to think that they may as well have just brought back all eighteen Kaoh Rong-ers for a larf.

[MB.]

Poor unloved Tai

#30

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Points: 87

#29

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Points: 88

hnhtI6IV9N0

Just kidding! I vaguely know who these people are. They won Love Island and they both decided to take love over cash in that end-of-series twist Love Island does which is always going to end in the same result so I'm not sure why they even bother. As far I can tell, they're still together, hence why I'm ranking them together. Although I imagine it'll cause a bit of #dramz that Cara got one point more than Nathan if they ever read this, which I can assure you that they bloody well won't. That would also be assuming that they, and half the reality stars on this list, can read.

[Pete.]

How are they so high :unsure:

[Calderyon]

Best winners of 2016. Nathan & Cara.

[Cal.]

Nathan and Cara were amazing and even though they were the obvious winners from the start I'm so happy it was them and not Olivia and Adam.

[MB.]

#28

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Points: 90

Lisa Snowdon wasn’t the first boot of I’m a Celebrity, and that’s something to be grateful for. Of course, that's a very low hurdle to cross, and I suppose it's just a bit indicative of how low our estimations of the Great British public have become. She was fun and cool and everyfin and everyfin, and for some strange reason the viewers decided that they'd rather watch Jordan Banjo, Larry Lamb, Adam Thomas and their ladbantz instead. Hang your heads in shame, guys. Although actually, I doubt any of those people are reading this, since you lot just voted Lisa Snowdon as one of your 30 favourite reality stars of the year. I should probably think before I type these things.

[MB.]

#27

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Points: 94

Highest from Australian Survivor

It’s time for the fourth and final Australian Survivor contestant to land in the ranking, which means you can start paying attention again because you’ll have heard of the rest of them. Don’t worry, this is the last nobody you’ll have to read about. But what a nobody. Phoebe was teased pre-season as the calculating criminal lawyer, which, yay women in employment, but it rang true in some places and not so much in others. Firstly, she received a lot of comparisons to Parvati for her ability to play men (/man) (and that man was Rohan) and her ability to find and play idols as if they were currency, blindsiding her tribesmates left, right and centre. On the other hand, however, Phoebe didn’t quite match the… long-lasting success of somebody like Parvati, even though she slugged it out for an entire month. You see, Australian Survivor was as long and twisted as time itself, and Phoebe was unfortunate enough to find herself on the Aussie equivalent of Ulong, with the tribe being reduced to just one person by the jury stage? That person? Phoeb-no, actually it was eventual winner Kristie, who turned on Phoebe after the latter attempted to blindside the former before a fake-out tribal council. Yeah, I said it was twisted. Anyway, despite not managing to make the merge, Phoebe marked herself as one of the stars of Ausvivor’s inaugural season (the first two never happened), and I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw her again at some point…

[Pete.]

Lisa :love:

[MB.]

#26

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Points: 97

Tim! Tim Tim Timmy Tim Tim. It’s a pity he hasn’t got a longer name because otherwise it’d be a hell of a lot easier to fill up his allotted word count. What can I say about Tim? Personally, I think he was fine. You guys clearly have him higher up in your estimations, or at least a select few of you do, but for me, he was just fine, and I’m allowed to say that because it’s my ranking and not yours (-Trixie Mattel). I came into the season dreading his inevitable appearance, because he kind of sucked in BBAU?, and although he showed some similar traits in the BBCan house – namely that time in the endgame that he decided he was DONE WITH ALLIANCES for no justified reason (Joel didn’t throw some popcorn to him when he was supposed to? Or something?) and it struck me as a bit desperate tbh. However, his gummy bear nominations thing was clever in the sense that he got no blood on his hands and managed to get to the final three off the back of that and similar moves. Ultimately, Nick and Phil decided that they were only going to allow Canadians in the final two (afaik Nick and Phil are the Canadian equivalent of UKIP) and thus, Tim came third. Which was the spot Nikki should have had instead, but c’est la vie.

[Calderyon]

It´s so very hard to dislike Phoebe. Not impossible, but hard.

I guess that´s why i gave her quite a bit of points.

[Jason.]

Lisa :love:

[Jason.]

Nathan and Cara were amazing and even though they were the obvious winners from the start I'm so happy it was them and not Olivia and Adam.

.

[Cal.]

I shared Nikki's flip flop view of Tim. Sometimes I liked him and sometimes I didn't.

[Pete.]

Tim = one of the most overrated BB contestants?

[Jason.]

Tim annoyed me.

[Calderyon]

I liked Tim more on BBCAN than on BBAUS.

[MB.]

And so, we've reached the top 25...

Alana Spencer
Alecia Holden
Angie Bowie
Aubrey O'Day
Carol Vorderman
Cassandra Shahinfar
Charlie Doherty
Da'Vonne Rogers
Debbie Wanner
Evelyn Ellis
Gemma Collins
Jayne Connery
Jessica Cunningham
Joel Dommett
Laura Carter
Loveita Adams
Megan McKenna
Natalie Negrotti
Nikki Grahame
Relley C
Renee Graziano
Saara Aalto
Sam Quek
Tiffany Pollard
Zara Holland

But who's #winning? You'll find out in approximately seven hours at this rate!

[EspeonBB]

Rooting for an Alana/Jessica/Alecia top 3

[MB.]

Also, the top 25 have all cracked 100 points, so that's something to put on their CVs if nothing else

[Cal.]

Predict a Saara/Tiffany/Jayne/Gemma/Aubrey top 5.

[MB.]

#25

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Points: 100

Sam Quek was an unexpected star of the most recent season of I’m a Celebrity, mostly because the majority of the cast were boring or sucky human beings. Sam, however, was a fun/nice/entertaining/at the very least not boring or sucky person, and I’m sure you can tell that I didn’t watch much of this series because otherwise I’d have much, much more to say about Sam Quek. Or maybe I wouldn’t, because Sam didn’t actually get much of an edit, instead being pushed aside for such valuable stars as him from Emmerdale and her from Gogglebox. Still, she made Celebrity Cyclone, and as Scarlett will have you know, that’s the best thing that can possibly happen to anyone ever. In a way, it’s fitting that she became an unexpected star, because she and the rest of the Team GB hockey squad became the surprise stars of the Rio Olympics and oh god I don’t really watch sport either can I talk about Drag Race or something instead, what about that Phi Phi O’Hara, what a bitch, bet she didn’t even want to be there in the first place, I'm glad that nice Alyssa girl with the tongue pops and whatnot replaced her. She seems nice.

[Cal.]

Sam :love: SO glad she got 4th. Expected her to be one of the first out.

[Daniel-X]

Sam making top 25 against all odds :love:

ZAZ STILL IN THE RUNNING *shakes her tits*

[Calderyon]

7 out of 25 in my list on the top 25. Not very good, i guess.

[Daniel-X]

Expecting a Saara/Tiffany F2 with a surprise Saara win.

[EspeonBB]

Sam :love: An underrated delight

[Daniel-X]

I SWEAR to God if Joel places higher than My Zaz.

[MB.]

=23

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Points: 107

Carol Vorderman is an undeniable national treasure, and that’s why it was thoroughly disappointing that she didn’t really last that long in this year’s I’m a Celebrity. Plus, for the time that she did last, she was a bit of a bottomgoddess, which kind of makes it worse when you remember the kind of detritus she was living with. I wrote almost the exact same thing for Lisa Snowdon, which is depressing to say the least. #Justice4WomenWhoAre40AndOlder2k16. I’m kind of at a loss as to what to write for the remainder of this entry, so how about you just imagine that the Countdown theme is playing as you read this. That’s right. The Countdown theme. Doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo. You know the one. Thirty whole seconds of it. Keep going. Doo doo doo doo… you can hear it now, can’t you? The monotonous ticking, as it grows louder and louder, drilling into your skull, hammering into your brain, making it into the cracks of your very being, writhing around in there, as if it’s some kind of parasite, like a tapeworm, as if it’s going to eat your head from the inside out, and it won’t stop until it’s done. Doodley doo, bong! There we go. You’re free now. Or are you?

=23

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Points: 107

Natalie :love: Her existence was one of the few things to be thankful for when it comes to BBUS18, which was generally just a minefield of horrible Grodnerisms and douchey people doing bland things. Starting the game in the minority along with her fellow Spy Girls (lol what a mess of an alliance <3), she managed to make it pretty far into the game, adding a bit of lightness to the awful stuff unfolding around her. I feel as if I'm writing a variation on that sentence often tonight. I wonder why. Anyway, now she's been married to James for four years and they've got seventeen kids and they've got a house and everything. Good luck to them.

ps:

https://media.tenor.co/images/8ceabd7eda843f613d862f795128cf44/raw

[Macie Lightfoot]

I am forever thankful that Natalie orchestrated Zakiyah's eviction and in turn Paulie's eviction, giving us the only ~five good days of BBUS18 :love::love::love: I think MB referred to it as the Paulie Pile-On? what an appropriate name.

[Calderyon]

Oh, i had eight there. Now only 6 left.

[caprimint]

Mess @ there being only 1 guy left. Sums up this forum. :laugh:

Grainne, Ken and Adam all placing by each other :love: (Should all be higher too)

[MB.]

#22

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Points: 111

The highest non-Saara entry from The X Factor in this year's ranking, Relley was a rare breed of X Factor contestant - one who can sing! Hahaha. Oh, the hilarity. But the fact that she was pushed aside early on in favour of people with dead relatives and dodgy gangster accents didn't bode well for our Relley, who went under the radar until the live shows. Until, of course, she did Shackles (Praise You). Afaik it was at that exact moment that several people were reported to have lost their virginity and several others converted to a new religion, the Church of Latter Day Relleys. This was surely to be the first step in Relley C's global domination, especially if she could continue to knock it out of the figurative park with similar performances. And then she had a few ballads, which, sure, that's pretty standard for any X Factor act, doesn't mean anything-oh except for the ****ing power vote or bottom three lifeline or #SaveATwink or whatever the hell it was called, because Relley, who wouldn't have otherwise been in the sing-off, had to face off against some girl group, and because this show sucks armadillo tits (do armadillos have tits? Also, what's an armadillo?), she went home. It's almost as if there have been quite a few bad results in 2016.

[Daniel-X]

I'm literally SCREAMING @ #SaveATwink djdkdndjdjd

[caprimint]

Who knew Hayden could powervote

[MB.]

I SWEAR to God if Joel places higher than My Zaz.

...yeah sorry 'bout that

#21

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Points: 114

Highest from Love Island

Despite being the huge Love Island fan that I am, I thought I'd hand this particular write-up over to somebody who's even more dedicated than moi...

Zara is literally LIFE. She is literally a producers wet dream. Miss Holland carried Love Island during her three weeks on the show and cemented herself as an RTV legend and TIBB fave. Her whole story arc of desperately searching for a man, annoying them with her clinginess and OTT personality and ultimately being rejected time and time again was GREAT TV and by far one of the best storylines this year. Miss GB was destined to be a villain though and ultimately her crown slipped (quite literally!) when she engaged in sex with Alex (it was worth it tbqh Zara) and after she went the show ultimately died. Miss GB is one of the best RTV contestants of all time and I won't here a bad word against her. Fin.

~ DanielX

[Pete.]

Rells :love:

[MB.]

The top 20 in all their glory:

Alana Spencer
Alecia Holden
Angie Bowie
Aubrey O'Day
Cassandra Shahinfar
Charlie Doherty
Da'Vonne Rogers
Debbie Wanner
Evelyn Ellis
Gemma Collins
Jayne Connery
Jessica Cunningham
Joel Dommett
Laura Carter
Loveita Adams
Megan McKenna
Nikki Grahame
Renee Graziano
Saara Aalto
Tiffany Pollard

[Calderyon]

5 in top 20. Improvement.

[Jason.]

Zara :love:

[Cal.]

Her slipping the fact she was Miss GB into every conversation she had with her fellow islanders<333

(Made even more funny by the fact she wasn't even the only Miss GB in the cast because Sophie won it as well<3)

(OH and to add to Sophie's write-up, she also managed to go viral when Zara left for standing up for the outdated concept of Zara being stripped of her crown for having sex by proclaiming 'WOMEN LOVE TO HAVE SEX!' in a flowing black gown in front of the rest of the Islanders :love: )

[MB.]

#20

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Points: 115

RAAAGH AAARGH YOU ****ING LITTLE AAGH **** SAKE YOU GHETTO LITTLE PRICK ****ING HELL ARGH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING ****ING HELL ARE YOU WHAT IS THIS ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME LOOK AT ME NO LOOK AT ME I SAID LOOK AT MY LITTLE ****ING FACE JONATHAN I'M GONNA ****ING KICK THIS ****ING DOOR DOWN YOU ****ING RAAAGH THAT SMUG ****ING PRICK IS HE ******** ME OR WHAT I'LL NUT THE ****ING BASTARD omg hi hun I love your make-up

Above: a fairly accurate portrayal of Megan McKenna's time in the Celebrity Big Brother house (I guess there's a little humour in the fact that she was evicted off the back of the only nomination she received all series, that nomination being from John Partridge) (but only a little)

[Cal.]

Oh yes Megs won :love:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Megan "little ****ing face" McKenna :love::love::love:

[Cal.]

The fact she's a millionaire now and well on her way to becoming this generation's Katie Price :love:

[Daniel-X]

The Nations Sweetheart Zara Ann Holland :love: Zaz deserved AT LEAST F5, you're all a bunch of nasty gits.

[Jason.]

The fact she's a millionaire now and well on her way to becoming this generation's Katie Price :love:

Not millionaire when TOWIE stars only get paid like £20 an episode

[MB.]

The last man standing falls (hopefully not onto his willy, that's the moneymaker)...

#19

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Points: 120

Highest from I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!

♫No penis (no more penis in my life)
No one's gonna make me hurt again♫

I was going to say that I hoped the last male standing would at least be someone a bit fit, like Ken or Rohan, but then I remembered that Joel fits that role rather well. As you were. Most of us, if we knew Joel Dommett at all, knew him not so much for his comedy prowess but for the dick pix which we were leaked mere weeks before he went into the jungle. Or, rather, he went into the jungle as a result of his dick pix being leaked mere weeks before. Is my guess, at least. And for somebody whose lasting memory in the eye of the public was the sight of him jerking off to a webcam, his stint on the show actually turned out quite well! I doubt he’ll be selling out the O2, unless it’s a live show featuring lots of… the thing that made him famous in the first place (never underestimate the power of thirsty gays to sell tickets), but he gave amusing soundbites, provided a few lighthearted moments to what would otherwise be the blandest thing since Jamie Oliver made paella, and actually had his own little storyline of self-growth, and I don’t just mean in his pants. On top of all that, it turned out he was really effing ripped, which was most certainly a turn-up for the books. It’ll be all that exercise he’s been getting on his forearm, I’m sure. Ahem.

[Jason.]

Joel :love:

He should've won (IAC that is, not this lol)

[Daniel-X]

Joel is a ****ing GROSS man and he has a ****ing cheek thinking he can place higher than My Zaz

[Jason.]

We all know Zaz really won so it's fine

[MB.]

#18

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Points: 130

For somebody the general viewership had never heard of before (they may as well have dragged any middle-aged woman off the streets of Staten Island, and to this day I’m still not convinced that they didn’t), Renee did surprisingly well in the hell that was the Celebrity Big Brother 18 house, and her ascent to third place was one of the few positive moments in that nightmarish endgame. Although I was familiar with Mob Wives as a show beforehand, my first experience of Renee Graziano came with those paparazzi pictures of her falling all over London whilst gripping onto BB13’s Arron Lowe for dear life, the sheer randomness of which gave me hope that Renee would be a quality housemate – and if not, that she’d just fall either up or down the stairs a few times a la Heaven and give us all a cheap laugh (and her £250 off You’ve Been Framed) in the process. Thankfully, she turned out to be incredibly righteous, teaming up with Aubrey to try and grind down Bear as much as humanly possible. Ultimately, she didn’t succeed… I think… but it’s the thought that counts, right?

[Cal.]

Not millionaire when TOWIE stars only get paid like £20 an episode

Babes she brought a mansion last week and I'm NOT joking.

[Mitchell]

King Joel :love:

[Jason.]

I gave up on CBB18 before I had the chance to really see Renee at her peak

[MB.]

(sorry, I'm aware that this is pushing midnight. I'll try and get Sherrie Hewson's winning entry up by-wait, what do you mean that was last year?)

[Cal.]

Gone off her since but I ADORED her during summer 2016 so well done Renee :clap1:

[Jason.]

Babes she brought a mansion last week and I'm NOT joking.

Icon

[MB.]

Safe to say that I am too gutted about this next cut to even speak, although I happen to have still been able to put together a nifty little write-up:

#17

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Points: 134

The Debbie Wanner Experience truly is something that cannot be described in words alone. But because I don’t want to slow down this forum’s bandwidth speed any further, I’m just going to have to try. And where do we start? Is it with her many, many jobs, be it a waitress, a juggler, a part-time model (something which I wouldn’t be convinced that she hadn’t made up just to try and bed Nick if it weren’t for the… photographic evidence), a chemist (a job for which she was indicted by the US federal government after falsifying test results) (!!!), a civil air patrol captain, a caretaker to nuns or Joe Del Campo’s night nurse? Is it the fact that everyone on her original tribe clearly hated her and yet she still outlasted half of them? Is it that she swiftly dismissed the show’s medical team and diagnosed herself with heatstroke in the holocaust that was the episode four reward challenge? Is it the fact that she told her tribe to keep an eye out for Michele in case she went and drowned herself? Is it that her pre-show press photos feature herself wearing a bikini with a massive tiger’s face on it, and that she no doubt considers this to be the height of fashion? Is it the fact that, after the show, she guest-starred in The Bold and the Beautiful for literally no reason? Is it the fact that she tanked her own game by randomly deciding to trust Julia, who she had barely been aligned with up to that point? Is it the fact that she’s been chosen to play in Game Changers despite changing the game in no way? Or, indeed, reader, is it all of the above? Oh would you look at that, we’ve ran out of time. See you next time, kids!

[Daniel-X]

Renee was kind of ****ing wank when I think about it.

[Jason.]

Renee was kind of ****ing wank when I think about it.

I didn't miss much then

[Daniel-X]

I didn't miss much then

Not at all, and I don't care for all this 'she SLAYED Bear' myth. She hated him because he wouldn't sleep with her.

[MB.]

y'all sleeping on Miss Debbie smh

#16

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Points: 140

Loveita may not have lasted very long in Big Brother Canada, but my god did she get a lot done. Let’s break it down: she began by winning HoH, which I’m sure she soon regretted once the house flipped on her, leaving her with a mortal enemy in Kelsey, who she’d nominated in the intention of getting out the way very quickly. Once Kelsey’s side of the house took power, she was the first to be targetted, up against randomer Sharry. Who goes? You guessed it. Sharry. Apparently she was a threat to win? *shrug* Fuelled by this near-defeat, Loveita went on to win HoH once again, and decided to take out the power playe-oh no wait she went after Cassandra and Christine, specifically targetting the former. My mistake. This being BBCan4, a season in which nothing which happened was allowed to make an iota of sense, Christine went next, and despite this setback, Loveita seemed to have got herself into a pretty good position within the house. This was solidified when Kelsey was booted next in a near-unanimous vote. And then? She gets blindsided in a double eviction. Oops! Again, this being BBCan4, this turned out to be some strange remake of The Odd Couple, as Kelsey and Loveita were forced to live together in a secret house for a week/until the main house decided they could cope with having one of them back. With Loveita having coached Kelsey on how to play a game which made any kind of sense, as if she’d know what that was like, her protégée spread her wings and flew back into the house, whilst Loveita had to settle for fifth boot, thus shaping the remainder of the season in terms of who would hold the power. Hey, at least she beat Dallas. Remember Dallas? No, me neither.

[Calderyon]

Ergh. Love-It-a gone already. Not good.

[Cal.]

Loveita :love: Always felt she would win so it was very disappointing to see her go in week 5.

[Jason.]

Loveita :love:

I really should go back and finish BBCan4 sometime.

[Pete.]

Renee was kind of ****ing wank when I think about it.

I didn't miss much then

Not at all, and I don't care for all this 'she SLAYED Bear' myth. She hated him because he wouldn't sleep with her.

NOPE Renee was basically the only one to speak for the common, moral viewer who was sick of Bear, rightfully making 3rd for being the anti-Bear vote :love:

CBB18 would have been trash without her

[MB.]

#15

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Points: 144

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Oooooooooooh

-Evelyn Ellis, with her tits flapping about in the wind, June 2016.

[Daniel-X]

LOVEITA :love:

I should've finished BBCan4 but I guess i got to see The Loveita Adams Experience :love:

[Daniel-X]

NOPE Renee was basically the only one to speak for the common, moral viewer who was sick of Bear, rightfully making 3rd for being the anti-Bear vote :love:

Oh you really did just try and shade Miss Aubrey? She did tackling Bear way better and dint just dislike Bear because he wouldn't climb in bed with her! *raises her eyebrow*

[Cal.]

I realise no one wants a running commentary of my opinions on everyone but Evelyn was never a particular favourite of mine, although I'm glad she came into her own in the last few weeks (the last few weeks could count for the whole series mind since it was like 2 days long) and clocked the self righteousness Alex and Jackson had from Day 1.

[MB.]

Another franchise falls!

#14

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Points: 153

Highest from Survivor

Much like The Debbie Wanner Experience mentioned earlier in the ranking, The Alecia Holden Experience was just as magical, except that little bit more… concise, let’s say. By that, I mean that she was so hated by her tribe that she was voted out in a mercy kill after eleven painful days on the beaches of Cambodia. You see, Alecia was never meant to be a Brawn. She wasn’t as strong or as intimidating as her fellow tribemates. She was, in fact, a mental giant. She lived by her own tune – so what if she didn’t realise that you have to take the pen lid off the pen in order to be able to write with it? Alecia didn’t care for rules, for order, for the kind of routine and regime that her Brawn tribesmates craved. She didn’t use her muscles; she used her brain. So what if that didn’t come to fruition in the challenges, where she’d completely forget how puzzles worked? She had heart. Look at the time where she spent almost an entire day trying to make fire, starting with just the smallest embryo. She cared for her tribe, as much as she didn’t fit in with them, even when they didn’t care for her. She shared the clue to the hidden immunity idol with Cydney, even though she’d later be trampled over by Scot and Jason for it. She managed to plead her case well enough that she was, inexplicably, spared over Darnell and Jennifer, even if she wasn’t able crack the other three in the end. And, perhaps strangest of all, even notorious holder of bad opinions Jeff Probst sided with her. Now that’s the making of a legend. And with that, Survivor is out of the ranking, which is a little bit of a shame considering it produced two top-tier seasons (and one Millennials vs. Gen X) this year. Plus, Alecia was in the top 10 for a while (or so my terrible memory tells me), but was ultimately pushed down to 14th by the people above her. That's how these things tend to work. But hey. Onwards and upwards!

[EspeonBB]

Debbie love is obvious but she was legitimately mad whilst also being a strategic threat at the same time? What a goddess (hopefully she's not an early boot in Game Changers) :love:

Evelyn and Loveita too :love:

[Pete.]

Oh you really did just try and shade Miss Aubrey? She did tackling Bear way better and dint just dislike Bear because he wouldn't climb in bed with her! *raises her eyebrow*
Aubrey was of course a sublime anti Bear warrior (spitting in his food was a bit problematic though and puts her under Renee)

https://s5.postimg.org/iy5ecps9z/aubrey1objn1v4sq1.gif

[Calderyon]

It was pretty clear that Renee had a Mobsters wife with a wiseguy fantasy wet dream thought up between her and Bear. And when it didn´t happen, she was pissed.

[LukeB]

I didn't watch CBB18 fully but I know Aubrey spat on a sandwich which puts me off her a bit. spitting is kind of trampy

[MB.]

Aubrey was of course a sublime anti Bear warrior (spitting in his food was a bit problematic though and puts her under Renee)

https://s5.postimg.org/iy5ecps9z/aubrey1objn1v4sq1.gif

Funny you should mention her...

#13

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Points: 154

A few entries ago, I briefly hinted at the Renee/Aubrey relationship that was one of the few highlights of CBB18, however slightly twisted it may have been. Perhaps it may have grown from the general Americans vs Bear vibe of the series, but wherever it came from, it went on to become a rather charming little friendship of two women who appreciate the art of spitting in someone’s food. The fact that she was previously of The Celebrity Apprentice (and therefore came in talking non-stop about how firm her hatred for Donald Trump was, which is always a good start) was emphasised from the beginning, and I’ve seen it mentioned somewhere else that Renee became the Lisa Lampanelli to Aubrey’s Aubrey O’Day, so clearly the latter has a type. If you were to separate the two, however – and you have, as is the point of this ranking – it seems that Aubrey comes out on top, and that’s possibly because she was a rare breed of housemate: the competent strategist. It’s an archetype that had never really been achieved properly before, no matter how many Shannon twins or Jenna Jamesons had come and gone before her, so to see somebody nail it and earn their "well, at least she beat Frankie Grande" placement was truly heartwarming. Until Bear went and won, that is, at which point our hearts all shattered into a million sharp little pieces. ****, I said I wouldn’t mention Bear again, didn’t I? ****.

Also, on a purely vain note, I think this might be my favourite pic of the whole ranking, simply because the background fits quite nicely with Aubrey's ombre. So at least there's that.

[Jason.]

I didn't watch CBB18 fully but I know Aubrey spat on a sandwich which puts me off her a bit. spitting is kind of trampy

It was Bear's so it didn't bother me

[Daniel-X]

I stopped Kaoh Rong after Alecia's elimination but she was ICONIC, a legend in her own right.

[Calderyon]

Spitting on anyones sandwich should get you removed on a normal season. But CBB18 wasn´t a normal season, wasn´t it?´´

[MB.]

I stopped Kaoh Rong after Alecia's elimination but she was ICONIC, a legend in her own right.

Finish it tbh xo

[Cal.]

Aubrey :love: So happy she got 5th still, she was pretty much destined for 6th place all series.

[Pete.]

Renee became the Lisa Lampanelli

:omgno:

[Jason.]

I don't think spitting on a sandwich is necessarily ejection worthy. BB could've intervened before Bear consumed it but they watched it happen and then told her off. Spitting on another person, however is a different story.

[EspeonBB]

Alecia is really iconic :love: A MENTAL GIANT who survived for 4 episodes and got the hero music during her elimination despite everyone on her tribe hating her and wanting her out every time they went to tribal

[MB.]

#12

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Points: 155

It's time for one of the few people who have to date made it into both TiBB Reality Rankings, and unlike the only other person who I can tell has achieved this feat (Katya, for your information, hunty), this one has managed to improve on their previous placing. That said, it’s only by two places, and up until the final vote they were bound to be fourteenth again. Poor that indeed. That’s right, I’m talking about Jeff Weldon. No, wait, I’m talking about Da’Vonne, the walking gif herself. In fact, I’ve seen the gif of her leaving the BB17 house (oft misappropriated as being from last year and being a gif of her entering the house. These people must be stopped) more than I’ve seen my own family. And frankly, they may as well just have played gifs of her on repeat for the… what, eight weeks? she was in there for, because it’s all she was going to deliver. And for those who like that kind of thing, deliver is what she did, providing sassy confessionals and gifs and momes upon momes for Tumblr to touch themselves over on particularly lonely nights. Funnily enough, it was after her eviction that she truly came alive, and unleashed her fury onto a terrified Paulie Calafiore in the jury house, leading the aforementioned Paulie Pile-On Part II. That was fun. Let’s hope we get more moments like that to justify your tenth-placed finish in next year’s ranking, Mama Da’!

...oh, fine. Here you go.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYBbEvqqi1kfuyA/giphy.gif

[Jason.]

Didn't watch BB18 but I loved her in 17 and glad she got a second chance and lasted even longer as she was taken too soon last year <3

[Calderyon]

Alecia on the Brawn tribe was one of the biggest oddities ever on a reality show. She clearly should have been in the beauty tribe.

[Cal.]

Didn't watch 17 and 18 but was prone to lots of Day clips which I'm not ashamed to say I enjoyed :clap1:

[Daniel-X]

Finish it tbh xo

Will do lovely X

[Jason.]

Didn't watch 17 and 18 but was prone to lots of Day clips which I'm not ashamed to say I enjoyed :clap1:

Queen of appealing to non-watchers

[Daniel-X]

Didn't watch 17 and 18 but was prone to lots of Day clips which I'm not ashamed to say I enjoyed :clap1:

*

I watched 17 actually up until like Week 5 and Day was by far my fave.

[Pete.]

Why didn't Mama Day reach Top 10 :(

[LukeB]

Mama Day making this and not Jason scum Roy :love:

[Calderyon]

Whew. I thought she would win. Thankfully she didn´t.

[MB.]

One more cut left before the top ten. But who is it? Why, it's this 'un...

#11

http://imgur.com/Tse0Ci4.png

Points: 157

Just missing out on this year’s top ten comes the woman behind what may be 2016’s greatest winners arcs, or at least, 2016’s greatest winners arc that doesn’t include the words Kristie and Bennett. It’s The Alana Spencer, the supreme cake queen herself. Beginning her journey in what might as well have been a permanent Las Vegas-style residency in the final boardroom, all so Lordsugar could pretend that she was “really quiet and timid and shy” in the beginning as if they didn’t just edit her out of the first couple of episodes because Karthik needed some more airtime, Alana slowly became a well-rounded business beast, starting with her first win as a Project Manager in week three and seeing her go from strength-to-strength from that point on. Well, if you ignore the time she fell back into the final boardroom in week seven, that is. Alana’s confidence grew and so did her snark, and at one point it seemed like her sole purpose in the show was to provide fun little moments like criticising the mermaids or the following exchange:

Alana: "Right, so we’ve got fifteen minutes-"
Karren: "Actually, no, your first guests have arrived"
Alana: "Right, so we’ve got no minutes…"

And then, gin came along, as it so often does. Alana had had a pretty good episode by her standards the previous week, she’d still ended up in the losing team, and therefore had a lot to prove before the interviews came around. Thankfully, she decided that she wasn’t going to put up with any BLOODY WAFFLE-OFFS (:love:) and dragged her team to victory, despite having to promote a gin named Giin and being on the same team as Courtney Wood. Her excitement at realising she was in the final five was amazing and was really only the beginning for her, as she more or less slayed (sorry, slew) the interviews, leaving Claudine’s wig on the floor, etc etc. At the final two stage, despite her team nearly dissolving into civil war over the name Maureen, her Ridiculously Rich by Alana cakes appealed to Lordsugar’s sweet tooth and, durr, she won, thus redeeming 2016 forever more and-OH GOD SOMEONE ELSE FAMOUS HAS GONE AND DIED FOR ****’S SAKE never mind.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Da'Vonne was BORING in BB18 lmfao. So so boring. She's all talk, she did nothing until she was evicted and yelled at Paulie in the jury house.

[EspeonBB]

Alana was robbed of the top 10

[Jason.]

Glad MB mentoned Waffle off <33

Ugh I love her

[Jason.]

She deserved to make Top 10 over Laura imo.

[MB.]

Ya top ten:

Angie Bowie
Cassandra Shahinfar
Charlie Doherty
Gemma Collins
Jayne Connery
Jessica Cunningham
Laura Carter
Nikki Grahame
Saara Aalto
Tiffany Pollard

[Pete.]

Ugh I love Alana. She has one of the best RTV storylines ever :love:

Da'Vonne was BORING in BB18 lmfao. So so boring. She's all talk, she did nothing until she was evicted and yelled at Paulie in the jury house.

Da'Vonne is many things but she is surely NEVER boring

[LukeB]

Saara and Nikki final 2 please :love:

[Jason.]

Mess at most of them being from BB.

It is a BB forum after all tbf

[Calderyon]

Sadly Tiffany will most likely win. Hopefully i jinxed it now, but doubtful.

[Daniel-X]

Alana :love::love::love:

[Macie Lightfoot]

She was though. All she did was read cue cards in a Sassy Weave Voice like she was instructed to.

[Pete.]

Ya top ten:

Angie Bowie
Cassandra Shahinfar
Charlie Doherty
Gemma Collins
Jayne Connery
Jessica Cunningham
Laura Carter
Nikki Grahame
Saara Aalto
Tiffany Pollard

Tiffany
Nikki
Gemma
Charlie
Jayne
Cassandra
Jessica
Angie
Laura
Saara

Imo

[Calderyon]

Also 3 on top 10. Less than mediocre, but i´ll take it.

[LukeB]

Sadly Tiffany will most likely win. Hopefully i jinxed it now, but doubtful.

I love Tiffany but Saara was the saviour of RTV this year and her journey was amazing :lovedup:

[MB.]

Kicking off the top ten and Finnishing (sorry) (so, so sorry) in tenth place...

#10

http://imgur.com/fO1zXx6.png

Points: 191

Highest from The X Factor

The story of Saara Aalto is a story that I genuinely can’t do justice to. I can’t do justice to the woman who came over from Finland and was treated like fodder, a joke, who was booed off stage at the six chair challenge and swiftly eliminated from the competition, who came back as a wildcard, somehow scraped through judges’ houses – presumably due to Sharon assuming that Saara would be a meat shield for Louis and Nicole’s twinks, because let’s face it, she’s only doing this gig for the totty – fell into the bottom three (not bottom two, may I add -glares at the producers-) in the very first week despite singing the socks off literally everyone bar Relley C, came back in week two only for the exact same thing to happen – this time with even more peril as the ****-for-brains judges took it to deadlock, by which point it looked utterly hopeless. And then she sang It’s Oh So Quiet. And things started to improve for Saara. Then she got through, and Halloween Week came around, and she got through again. But that was too much improvement for this show. They didn’t want her to become some kind of underdog or anything. So they stuck her in a comedy wig, made her straddle a cannon and got her to sing early noughties Girls Aloud, because that’s what musical integrity is, goddammit. Thankfully, it was at this point that the show realised that if they took her seriously, people may actually get behind her. And they did. She knocked No More Tears out the (MacArthur) park. She took it out on The Winner Takes It All. She shined in Chandelier. And she kept getting through. Round after round after round. The woman who came over from Finland only to be viewed as a joke was now in the final. And then… SHE WON YAY GO SAARA WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT YAY SANTA WOOOOOOOOOO the end. And then Pam Ewing woke up.

[EspeonBB]

1. Tiffany
2. Nikki
3. Jessica
4. Gemma
5. Angie
6. Laura
7. Cassandra
8. Jayne
9. Charlie
10. Saara (I didn't really watch XF this year)

imo

[Daniel-X]

WOW. I really thought she'd at least be F2 and maybe win. Think Tiff has this in the bag now.

[Cal.]

Saara is my favourite X Factor contestant ever and her arc is just amazing :love:

A shame she couldn't win the show but she won herself a 5 Album Record deal both in her own country and here in the U.K. :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

The write ups are brilliant MB. The Sam Quek and Saara ones made me smile :love:

[Daniel-X]

I must say I actually like everyone in the F10 though and voted for all ten of them.

Actually, I lie. Sorry Cassandra (and Nikki).

[LukeB]

I kind of feel Saara brought the TIBB XF family together and supported her which is rare that happens on tibb.

[Jason.]

I had everyone apart from Cass and Saara. I don't watch XF and I gave up on BBCan4 before Cass supposedly peaked and became iconic

[LukeB]

I kind of feel Saara brought the TIBB XF family together and supported her which is rare that happens on tibb.

This happened with Nikki too with the BBCan crew.

[MB.]

Thought I'd keep you hanging for this next one...

#9

http://imgur.com/tGsJa2D.png

Points: 192

Highest from The Apprentice

Alana fell just before the top ten, but it was Jessica who stood tall to represent The Apprentice in this exclusive group of reality TV personalities, and my god did she do a good job. The self-described female version of Jim Carrey (who I hate so great start, Jess!) might not have made it to the very end of the business competition, but she got a ‘with regret’ fourth placed finish and that’s probably the next best thing tbh. Especially when you think back to week two, when Jessica had a breakdown over forgetting to bring jeans to the filming of a jeans advert, and looked sure to be fired. Luckily for our Jess, some random Scottish broad turned up at the last minute and poisoned Lordsugar with her Scottish tea (or something) (the random Scottish broad <3) and Jess cockroached her way through the next few tasks, which involved a stint as a shop window mannequin and a job on the night shift. Over the following weeks, Jessica turned from a weeping mess into a genuine threat to win, although she occasionally broke down in the boardroom for the lulz. After all, you never forget your roots. Jessica continued to shine when she teamed up with Courtney to help Gordon find his badger (god what an iconic task), before the two joined Alana to create not only the best team combination in the history of this show, but the legend that is Giin. Unfortunately, as I said, the interviews were to be the end for our Jess, but now she’s in a better place. By which I mean Courtney’s parents’ bedroom. And possibly the Celebrity Big Brother house, because that show gets us all eventually.

[LukeB]

Jessica :love:

[Amy Jade]

Nikki is boring to me now, I just don't get the excitement from her - I feel like she's a bit too self aware now and just plays up to a character she thinks the BB fans think of her as. I don't like her ego either, doesn't feel like confidence just snobbery.

[MB.]

The write ups are brilliant MB. The Sam Quek and Saara ones made me smile :love:

Aw thanks :love: I'm sure you wouldn't say that if you knew that I just spent the past few minutes finishing Jessica's last-minute entry (sorry Jess, I do love you, but I love eating and breathing and sleeping a little more)

[Mitchell]

Jessica :love:

[Headie]

Nikki is boring to me now, I just don't get the excitement from her - I feel like she's a bit too self aware now and just plays up to a character she thinks the BB fans think of her as. I don't like her ego either, doesn't feel like confidence just snobbery.

Tbf tho you don't watch BBCAN/BBUS etc, she really excelled in that format, it was like a whole new fresh era <333

[LukeB]

I'm still surprised Jessica got to interview stage. She seemed like a half way boot.

[Jason.]

Her getting Paul fired :clap1:

[Pete.]

Random Scottish Natalie :love:

[LukeB]

I think BBCAN was Nikki's best Big Brother appearance. That twist was amazing :flutter:

[AarynGriesfan]

I don't even know who most of the people are and I am pretty happy about that.

[Jason.]

I'm still surprised Jessica got to interview stage. She seemed like a half way boot.

I actually thought she'd get pretty far. Admittedly not to the interviews, I thought she would've been fired around Week 8/9.

[Jason.]

Natalie storming out when she got fired lmfao

[EspeonBB]

Yeah Jessica seemed like an early boot to me too, so it was even more amazing that she managed to get 4th and a 'with regret' firing <3

[EspeonBB]

random scottish natalie :love:

THAT'S BOOL SHET DARLIN

:love:

[Amy Jade]

Tbf tho you don't watch BBCAN/BBUS etc, she really excelled in that format, it was like a whole new fresh era <333

I did watch some BBCAN because I went off Nikki so much when she came back for BB16 and I did think more of her after but it wasn't enough to perk my interest in seeing her any further, I feel a bit like anymore and it's over kill :shrug:

[Daniel-X]

Honestly thought Our Jess would be gone by Week 5, a true underdog queen.

[Amy Jade]

Yeah I thought Jess would be an early boot too, I loved Alana but Jess got Paul fired so she is my favourite!

[Calderyon]

Courtney sure is a lucky guy.

[Jason.]

Speaking of early TA boots, I thought Trishna would've been a Week 3 boot but she made it to Week 10. (slay)

[MB.]

Another wait for number eight. See? I can rhyme.

#8

http://imgur.com/OUjVUH6.png

Points: 203

#betches unite for Cassandra <3 Even though she willingly aligned herself with Tim (like, I still don’t know what that was. Them pranking Phil was somewhat amusing, but I’m still confused over six months on. Were they a thing? Did she turn him gay? idgi), Cassandra was the star of BBCan4 if you ignore the fact that there’s still somebody from that season left to be ranked. Continuing the show’s proud tradition of amazing fourth place kweens, Cassandra played it hard, throwing strategy in people’s faces like she just didn’t care, and cackling in the diary room about it afterwards… and then being terrible at challenges <3 Like, she was so terrible at challenges that she only won HoH thanks to her dad winning some random counting challenge <3 I also still don’t know to this day how she made it to the final four, or how she managed to get out of being voted out at final five (<3), but she did and she might as well sign the BBCan All Stars contract now.

To summarise:

https://38.media.tumblr.com/41399c7dcc99b69388de05d609f7323c/tumblr_inline_o6fhy6eaYS1tb0ry4_500.gif
http://65.media.tumblr.com/33fb1a3b954b97e3cbe1b8383d779cde/tumblr_inline_o9ajh5e05J1tb0ry4_500.gif
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[Pete.]

Speaking of early TA boots, I thought Trishna would've been a Week 3 boot but she made it to Week 10. (slay)
Where is our Trish on this?

[MB.]

THAT'S BOOL SHET DARLIN

:love:

Incredible

[Jason.]

Where is our Trish on this?

I was thinking this

She was snubbed </3

She was on my list

[Cal.]

Cass was gorgeous :love:

[Pete.]

THAT'S BOOL SHET DARLIN

:love:
A star :love:

[MB.]

Heeeeere's #7!

#7

http://imgur.com/wkvTZHG.png

Points: 232

94dhy3yPjIc

I'm not sure I really need to add anything else, tbh.

[Jason.]

Angie :love:

[Cal.]

Miss Angie. She went through so much I''m shocked (but pleased) she stuck it out for as long as she did.

[Mitchell]

Angie is a queen :love:

[MB.]

I'm gonna shine at #6, can't pick up sticks at #6...

#6

http://imgur.com/EgGbSyb.png

Points: 254

What an absolute icon <3 A very messy human being, but an absolute icon. I’m sure we were all very sceptical when we first got wind of the BB17 pairs twist ("you call that a pairs twist? Hold my beer" – BB18), but one of the finest examples of how well it turned out was the epic love-to-not-love story of Charlie and Jason. I mean, it wasn’t particularly fine for either parties involved – especially Jason – but god was it good television. From the saga of what may or may not have happened to Jason’s dog Cleo (or Clio? Does Jason seem the type to name his dog after a car? I say yes) to Charlie storming out in tears after literally every conversation and usually being followed by, say, Jayne screaming “LEAVE HIM, CHARLS, HE AIN’T WORTH” it or something, the Charlie/Jason experience was truly something to behold and is probably the prime piece of evidence I use whenever somebody says that Jason is a bad winner. Of course, this is Charlie’s write-up, and not yours Jason’s, but the two will always be related: Charlie was evicted because of Jason, and Jason won in part because of the airtime Charlie gave him. We all know that The Others were the superior set of housemates and a lot of that is thanks to Charlie, which is pretty damn special for somebody who Big Brother forgot on the ****ing launch show. To be honest I’m not totally sure if you’re still reading this things at this point, and I really don’t blame you, so I’m going to test your attention span by posting some Nietzsche. God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? (fun fact: this was actually written immediately after Charlie’s eviction. I guess Nietzche wasn’t much of a Chelsea fan)

[Calderyon]

Oh well.. My top pointer has gone now.

[MB.]

Here are your top five! -confetti goes off, Sharon Osbourne cries, etc etc-

Gemma Collins
Jayne Connery
Laura Carter
Nikki Grahame
Tiffany Pollard

[Jason.]

Charlie :love:

[Pete.]

Charlegend :worship:

[Cal.]

Charlie becoming a massive BB villain to the outraged housewife audience for following Jason from room to room sobbing her heart out for almost a month :love:

Truly an icon and one of the best housemates of all time sorry. The fact she's the only reason the winner won as well speaks volumes to her impact. A top tier housemate :love:

[MB.]

There was something in the air that night, the stars so bright, Bernando...

#5

http://imgur.com/J2YuQNz.png

Points: 263

What do you say about Laura Carter that hasn’t already been said? The woman who was factory-bred to be a first boot, complete with tabloid backstory (in this case, shagging Justin Bieber), wannabe aspirations, questionable cosmetic surgery, sexually confident VT quotes and, most crucially to the BBUK first boot, a vagina. And so that’s why it was shocking to say the least when the public decided it was time to punish the man (his name being Marco Pierre White, Jr. and being found most often nowadays on court documents), breaking a sixteen year-long curse and proving that this wasn’t going to be an ordinary series. And if you want proof of that fact, just have a gander as the rest of Laura’s trajectory in the Big Brother house, as the first boot who never first booted: she found a BFF with whom she could perform Celine Dion songs topless with in Evelyn and was reunited with her long-lost Mexican love Bernardo (<3), with whom she’d locked eyes on a dancefloor in Miami a few years ago and with whom she immediately decided she was going to get married, eventually getting a shag out of it (once she’d shaved her fanny and squeezed all her farts out) (what an epic love story <3<3<3). She nearly came a cropper in Annihilation Week, when the house was tasked with voting out either her, Ryan or Sam (but mostly either her or Ryan). Being a woman who was being mercilessly booed by the crowd at the time, you’d think that was it for Laura. But no. Because it turned out that, in fact, Ryan was a bit of a prick (I know, it was truly shocking), in this case to Jason, and Jason made himself a slightly better winner than he’d have otherwise been by voting out the orange turd. But this isn’t about Jason. This is about Laura. Who cares that she was out the next week? Not me, and probably not her either, as she got a whole week on BOTS to herself. Once she left the house, she was reunited with Bernardo, and part of me hopes that they’re still together to this ver-oh who am I kidding, they split up in September. Which means he might still be on the market. Go get him, gays.

[Jason.]

Queen of rising against the odds :clap1:

[EspeonBB]

Underdog queen Laura :love:

[Cal.]

Laura going from destined for the first boot to 8th or 9th placer <3

[Daniel-X]

Charlie and Laura :love: two of the best housemates of all time

[MB.]

Coming in at fourth (well, at least it's an improvement from the real series)...

#4

http://imgur.com/jfQASia.png

Points: 318

Highest from Big Brother UK

I have one question for you, TiBB:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0ac4aae6b1dbe5d5f5ad44816417ba04/tumblr_oaxn11kH5B1qzoxt9o2_500.gif

Some statistics for you, here – at one point or another, everyone in the top four was looking to be the runner-up, and Jayne was a lock to be top three at the very least. I suppose she’s just destined to finish lower than predicted. Yes, it’s still raw. You can tell from the big gap in points between Laura and Jayne that these final four are all very popular reality peoples, so she can't feel too disheartened. Not that she would, of course. She's Jayne, the queen of happiness and positivity (apart from when she's threatening to annihilate people). I was going to write a novella about how good Jayne was, but why use text when a picture (/gif, same thing) paints a thousand words?

https://68.media.tumblr.com/aa7b48d0af18e1cb60196c165f60f4b7/tumblr_oae3f5GUG51qzoxt9o1_500.gif
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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/22/09/367B6D6900000578-0-Talking_point_Jayne_Connery_was_injured_after_fall ing_into_the_p-m-22_1469176804751.jpg

kween of resurrection <3 jesus hew?

[Pete.]

Thought Jayne would win this effortlessly :o

[Mitchell]

Jayne was proper robbed, Nikki better grab this <3

[Daniel-X]

Jayne :love:

Thinking:

1. Tiff
2. Nikki
3. Gemma

[MB.]

Third?

#3

http://imgur.com/bEdHLHk.png

Points: 323

Highest from Big Brother Canada

I'm absolutely intent on making this site run as slowly as possible, so here's an entire art gallery's worth of Nikki gifs, mostly of terrible quality. I mean, you know her well enough by this point. There's nothing else I could possibly write.

https://almostaccordingtoplan.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nikki-spin.gif
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And now she's rumoured to be coming back to the Big Brother house (country unspecified, but most likely the UK) next year! She might as well just buy the bloody place.

[Jason.]

Tiffany has this.

[MB.]

And so, we're left with two. I can exclusively reveal that both of them topped the vote for a considerable amount of time, but which one topped it at the point that it really matters, i.e. now? Let's find out...*

*in about ten minutes probably, because I'm slow as ****

[Mitchell]

I mean I love the GC and I quite like Tiffany, but the two best BB housemates of all time losing to them?!

[Calderyon]

Nikki should have won.

Certainly out of these three, but she would be a worthy winner in any case simply because of her BBCAN.

[Pete.]

Gemma is usually so underrated I'm glad she's made it this far :love:

[Jason.]

I need to go now. I'm happy with whoever wins tbh.

Thank you for running this MB. It's been fantastic :love:

[Mitchell]

So here for the breakdown if GC wins

[Shaun]

Come thru gemma

[Calderyon]

Please Gemma just win this. Beat that Pollard.

[MB.]

And the winner is... not...

#2

http://imgur.com/ifDBGWY.png

Points: 333

Highest from Essex... that totally counts, right?

I'm very time-conscious, so here's another gif wall!

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http://italktelly.com/2014/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/gemma-pony.gif

And now she's going to quit this ranking because she's claustrophic. But first she wants a pony. And also, **** OFF GILLIAN MCKEITH. She just wanted to get that in there. In all seriousness ("you weren't being serious before?" - all of you, probably), Gemma was an unexpected breakout star and is genuinely one of the top five CBB housemates ever maybe? I could go on for hours talking about how good she was, but it's gone 1am so I'll spare you. But I'm sure you know.

And the winner is...

#1

http://imgur.com/Dy8ag3x.png

Points: 390

Highest from Celebrity Big Brother

I mean, she is the HBIC after all. What else did you expect?

Yes, for the second year in a row, a Celebrity Big Brother housemate picks up the crown. And who better to inherit it from Janice than another reality TV veteran, who was equally, if not more, amazing? But don't take it from me. Take it from the gifs.

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To conclude? g.oddess tbh

[MB.]

(so much build-up and tension for that, I apologise)

[Calderyon]

Sigh. I just don´t get it.

[Pete.]

Legend NY

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Thanks for this amazing time & effort MB :clap1:

[LukeB]

Tiffany :love:

[Shaun]

oh. boring.

[MB.]

1) Tiffany Pollard (CBB17) – 390 points
2) Gemma Collins (CBB17) – 333 points
3) Nikki Grahame (BBCan4) – 323 points
4) Jayne Connery (BBUK17) – 318 points
5) Laura Carter (BBUK17) – 263 points
6) Charlie Doherty (BBUK17) – 254 points
7) Angie Bowie (CBB17) – 232 points
8) Cassandra Shahinfar (BBCan4) – 203 points
9) Jessica Cunningham (The Apprentice 12) – 192 points
10) Saara Aalto (X Factor 13) – 191 points
11) Alana Spencer (The Apprentice 12) – 157 points
12) Da’Vonne Rogers (BBUS18) – 155 points
13) Aubrey O’Day (CBB18) – 154 points
14) Alecia Holden (Survivor: Kaoh Rong) – 153 points
15) Evelyn Ellis (BBUK17) – 144 points
16) Loveita Adams (BBCan4) – 140 points
17) Debbie Wanner (Survivor: Kaoh Rong) – 134 points
18) Renee Graziano (CBB18) – 130 points
19) Joel Dommett (I’m a Celebrity 16) – 120 points
20) Megan McKenna (CBB17) – 115 points
21) Zara Holland (Love Island 2) – 114 points
22) Relley C (The X Factor 13) – 111 points
=23) Natalie Negrotti (BBUS18) – 107 points
=23) Carol Vorderman (I’m a Celebrity 16) – 107 points
25) Sam Quek (I’m a Celebrity 16) – 100 points
26) Tim Dormer (BBCan4) – 97 points
27) Phoebe Timmins (Australian Survivor 3) – 94 points
28) Lisa Snowdon (I’m a Celebrity 16) – 90 points
29) Cara De La Hoyde (Love Island 2) – 88 points
30) Nathan Massey (Love Island 2) – 87 points
31) Tai Trang (Survivor: Kaoh Rong) – 86 points
32) Saira Khan (CBB18) – 84 points
33) Bridgette Dunning (BBUS18) – 83 points
34) Hughie Maughan (BBUK17) – 82 points
35) Lateysha Grace (BBUK17) – 81 points
36) Michaela Bradshaw (Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X) – 78 points
37) Cydney Gillon (Survivor: Kaoh Rong) – 74 points
=38) Natalie Rowe (BBUK17) – 73 points
=38) Aubry Bracco (Survivor: Kaoh Rong) – 73 points
=38) David Gest (CBB17) – 73 points
=38) Emma Jensen (BBUK17) – 73 points
=38) Adam Klein (Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X) – 73 points
=38) Ken McNickle (Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X) – 73 points
=44) Bob the Drag Queen (Drag Race 8) – 72 points
=44) Hannah Shapiro (Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X) – 72 points
=46) Stephanie Davis (CBB17) – 68 points
=46) Grainne McCoy (Apprentice UK) – 68 points
=46) Alex Willett (BB:OTT) – 68 points
=49) Katya (Drag Race All Stars 2) – 65 points
=49) Katie Waissel (CBB18) – 65 points
=51) Tatianna (Drag Race All Stars 2) – 64 points
=51) Gifty Louise (X Factor 13) – 64 points
53) Shelby Stockton – 61 points
=54) Sophie Gradon (Love Island 2) – 60 points
=54) Joel Lefevre (BBCan4) – 60 points
56) Scarlett Moffatt (I’m a Celebrity 16) – 58 points
57) Kat Dumont (Australian Survivor) – 54 points
=58) Courtney Wood (The Apprentice 12) – 53 points
=58) Tameka Empson (Strictly Come Dancing 14) – 53 points
60) Samantha Fox (CBB18) – 52 points
=61) Candice Brown (Bake Off 7) – 51 points
=61) Frances Bishop (The Apprentice) – 51 points
63) Val Stones (The Great British Bake Off 7) – 50 points
64) Kelsey Faith (BBCan4) – 49 points
= 65) Rohan MacLaren (Australian Survivor 3) – 48 points
= 65) Judge Rinder (Strictly Come Dancing 14) – 48 points
67) Karthik Nagesan (The Apprentice 12) – 42 points
68) Michele Fitzgerald (Survivor: Kaoh Rong) – 41 points
69) Kady McDermott (Love Island 2) – 40 points
70) Andy West (BBUK17) – 39 points
71) Jonathan Cheban (CBB17) – 38 points
=72) Martin Roberts (I’m a Celebrity 16) – 37 points
=72) Lesley Joseph (Strictly Come Dancing 14) – 37 points
=74) Kristie Bennett (Australian Survivor 3) – 36 points
=74) Ola Jordan (I’m a Celebrity 16) – 36 points
=76) Nancy Dell’Olio (CBB17) – 34 points
=76) Tiffany Rousso (BBUS18) – 34 points
78) Anastacia (Strictly Come Dancing 14) – 23 points
79) Rebecca Jeffrey (The Apprentice 12) – 18 points
80) Benjamina Ebuehi (The Great British Bake Off 7) – 8 points

[MB.]

Thank you to everyone who's participated in, voted in, sent write-ups in for and followed this :love: It's been a lot of fun to run again and I may even do it again next year (or, like, a random half-year one in the summer... y'know, for the lulz) (or in case Trump presses the red button shortly afterwards, that too)

[MB.]

(now get to sleep)

[Macie Lightfoot]

Tiff is great but blegh how predictable. Even if she sucked on CBB she would've won this just bc Weaves

[MB.]

I mean, if it's any consolation, Gemma would have won by a landslide if I'd... erm... closed the votes a little earlier? And by a little I mean several weeks? Hey, at least Bear didn't qualif-oh **** I did it again

[AarynGriesfan]

The one thing I love about this board is how predictably bad it is at all things voting. I come here to feel better about my dumb country voting Trump in.

[MB.]

The one thing I love about this board is how predictably bad it is at all things voting. I come here to feel better about my dumb country voting Trump in.

Merry Christmas to you too :love:

[MB.]

(lol yeah this ended well didn't it)

[Calderyon]

Thank you for doing this though, you effort and work has shown and it´s been great to follow. Very much appreciated. :clap1:

Personal highlights include Aubrey beating Michelle and Charlie making top 10 of this thing.

[Headie]

Tiffany winning :clap1:

Don't get the moans @ predictability. If someone deserves to win then who really cares if it's predictable.

[MB.]

Legend NY

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/tumblr_o16nuenrue1ql5yr7o1_500.gif?w=620&h=351&crop=1

Thanks for this amazing time & effort MB :clap1:

Thank you for doing this though, you effort and work has shown and it´s been great to follow. Very much appreciated. :clap1:

Personal highlights include Aubrey beating Michelle and Charlie making top 10 of this thing.

No problem, thanks for reading and taking part :love: I wouldn't be able to do it if it weren't for people having strong and interesting opinions on trashy reality shows for me to base this off... I mean, I'd probably still try but it makes it a lot easier and a heck of a lot more fun, so thanks!

[Cal.]

Thank you for running this it must be a killer to prepare with the graphics and write ups but it's been amazing and I'm happy with most of the results :clap1:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Thank you for doing this though, you effort and work has shown and it´s been great to follow. Very much appreciated. :clap1:

Personal highlights include Aubrey beating Michelle and Charlie making top 10 of this thing.

Personal highlights of 2016: Michele beating Aubry to win a million dollars :love:

Don't get the moans @ predictability. If someone deserves to win then who really cares if it's predictable.

you can @ me next time hun........ look at the state av ya........x

[MB.]

Thank you for running this it must be a killer to prepare with the graphics and write ups but it's been amazing and I'm happy with most of the results :clap1:

No problem :love: I'm glad you didn't find Val from Bake Off only coming 63rd too devastating

[AarynGriesfan]

Personal highlights of 2016: Michele beating Aubry to win a million dollars :love:


Michelle winning Survivor over Aubrey. :love:

[Ross.]

Thanks MB my darling for running this, just caught up and the write ups are amazing :clap1:

#28

http://imgur.com/62gNKdk.png

Points: 90


My QUEEN :love: shook at how she made it to top 30

One more cut left before the top ten. But who is it? Why, it's this 'un...

#11

http://imgur.com/Tse0Ci4.png

Points: 157


is this a sick joke? 11? You have all let me down

Kicking off the top ten and Finnishing (sorry) (so, so sorry) in tenth place...

#10

http://imgur.com/fO1zXx6.png

Points: 191

Highest from The X Factor



is this a sick joke? 10? You disappoint me

Another wait for number eight. See? I can rhyme.

#8

http://imgur.com/OUjVUH6.png

Points: 203



Best BBCan housemate please confirm


Glad the GC done amazing after flopping at like 8th in the International Ranking game I done in the summer :clap1: Underrated queen