View Full Version : Honey, I broke my penis
Mrluvaluva
14-03-2007, 11:21 AM
From www.metro.co.uk
A husband pleasured his wife so passionately he broke his penis. Robert McClenahan, 38, was left writhing in agony after his mishap.
'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,' said his 32-year-old wife, Emma.
'We turned on the light and it was bent.'
The couple, from Colchester, Essex, went to hospital and Mr McClenahan ended up having surgery two days later.
'He laughs about it now, but he didn't at the time,' said his wife.
Ouch! Now that's gotta hurt!
Lauren
14-03-2007, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by BAZG
'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
SiMoN!
14-03-2007, 11:42 AM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
bad luck
he shouldent get ot excited
:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
GiRTh
14-03-2007, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by BAZG
'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?
Lauren
14-03-2007, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by BAZG
'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?
Lmao, well he seemed to be going at quite a speed for the impact to ... break it. Perhaps he just missed the woman alltogether and thrusted the wall :laugh:
But yeah, I assume she means the entrance - unless her husband is completely incompetent and my wall theory is correct.
LMFAO! How did he miss! I mean what the fook!?
Not long into the marriage and she already turns him bent, that's some going.
Mrluvaluva
14-03-2007, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by BAZG
'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?
Maybe he had lost the keys and had to go round the back.
Originally posted by Dan_
Not long into the marriage and she already turns him bent, that's some going.
Lmao! Hahahahahaha that's made me giggle!!! :hugesmile::hugesmile:
MarkWaldorf
14-03-2007, 03:59 PM
LMFAO!! The news stories these days. :joker:
Sophii3x
14-03-2007, 04:14 PM
Plonkerrr. Must have really hurt though.:laugh:
Lance
14-03-2007, 05:19 PM
That's one for "When Sex Goes Wrong" :whistle:
Princess
14-03-2007, 05:27 PM
Ouch,that must have hurt!
stacey
14-03-2007, 05:30 PM
lmfao poor bloke, funny though
MarkWaldorf
14-03-2007, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Princess
Ouch,that must have hurt!
Must have? :laugh:
Princess
14-03-2007, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Princess
Ouch,that must have hurt!
Must have? :laugh:
:puzzled: Whats funny?
andybigbro
14-03-2007, 07:58 PM
Because it obviouslt did
Owwwwwwwww
How sore:yuk:
MarkWaldorf
14-03-2007, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Princess
Ouch,that must have hurt!
Must have? :laugh:
:puzzled: Whats funny?
You said "that must have hurt" when it obviously did. :hugesmile:
Bells
14-03-2007, 08:01 PM
LOL, oh dear... :hugesmile:
andybigbro
14-03-2007, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by Markus™
Originally posted by Princess
Ouch,that must have hurt!
Must have? :laugh:
:puzzled: Whats funny?
You said "that must have hurt" when it obviously did. :hugesmile:
i answered it above you lol
MarkWaldorf
14-03-2007, 08:30 PM
Ohh, ok. :laugh:
Princess
14-03-2007, 08:43 PM
Must have is of course it did though init?
andybigbro
14-03-2007, 08:43 PM
Yeah lol Very Painfull Owwwwwwww
Chrizzle
14-03-2007, 08:44 PM
Yah Laura 'must have' intends its certain. I dont see the problem?:puzzled:
Emilee
14-03-2007, 08:46 PM
OMG!! Ouch!!!!!!!!
:conf2:
Lauren
14-03-2007, 09:03 PM
This story reminds me of something my Biology teacher told me.
There was this man working in a factory late night once, and he was in control of a conveyerbelt mechanism thing. Anyway, he got horny one night and no-one was in the room - so he tried to pleasure himself using the conveyerbelt. Anyway, his balls got caught in it, and almost ripped them fully off. :hugesmile:
Yeah, sick.. I know.
Princess
14-03-2007, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
This story reminds me of something my Biology teacher told me.
There was this man working in a factory late night once, and he was in control of a conveyerbelt mechanism thing. Anyway, he got horny one night and no-one was in the room - so he tried to pleasere himself using the conveyerbelt. Anyway, his balls got caught in it, and almost ripped them fully off. :hugesmile:
Yeah, sick.. I know.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Bells
14-03-2007, 09:08 PM
That's pretty bad.
The most disturbing I've heard is the guy who shagged a horse because he was 'lonely', according to his lawyer. :bored:
It was taken to court and everything and apparently the jury couldn't stop sniggering - can't say I blame them. :laugh:
andybigbro
14-03-2007, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Emilee
OMG!! Ouch!!!!!!!!
:conf2:
Super Ouch lol
lily.
14-03-2007, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by BAZG
'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?
Maybe he had lost the keys and had to go round the back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA
Seriously... I just sprayed lemonade all over the desk when I read that.. Brilliant!!! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
ThaGazBoi
14-03-2007, 10:48 PM
That is bloody brilliant! Lmao. Love it.
Poor fella though.
Sophii3x
14-03-2007, 10:48 PM
I read in Love It! magazine that a postman got his balls ripped off by a dog! OUCH!!
x-heather-x
14-03-2007, 11:22 PM
What a plonker....
That mustve been sore though:pat:
Psylocke
14-03-2007, 11:30 PM
The wife must be one hard fannied bitch.
like riding a kitchen floor i bet.
zachary
14-03-2007, 11:36 PM
Hahaha...that is funny. Can't imagine the pain....
Lauren
15-03-2007, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by Psylocke
The wife must be one hard fannied bitch.
like riding a kitchen floor i bet.
LMFAOOOOO
Mrluvaluva
15-03-2007, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Linda
Originally posted by BAZG
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by BAZG
'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?
Maybe he had lost the keys and had to go round the back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA
Seriously... I just sprayed lemonade all over the desk when I read that.. Brilliant!!! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
You were the only one to get it! Glad it tickled you.
Bells
15-03-2007, 10:28 AM
^^^ LOL I got it as well... very sharp! :laugh:
Lauren
15-03-2007, 01:10 PM
I got it too :hugesmile:
Just didn't mention it.
Mrluvaluva
15-03-2007, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
I got it too :hugesmile:
Just didn't mention it.
Whatever!
Lauren
15-03-2007, 01:14 PM
Face it BAZG, your joke was ****.
Admirable effort though.
Nah just kidding, it was ok.
Mrluvaluva
15-03-2007, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Face it BAZG, your joke was ****.
Admirable effort though.
Nah just kidding, it was ok.
up yours! :mad: lol
Lauren
15-03-2007, 01:18 PM
Haha, touchy touchy :nono:
Mrluvaluva
15-03-2007, 01:19 PM
I'z be jokin' wiv u. I'z is bored!
Lauren
15-03-2007, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by BAZG
I'z be jokin' with u. I'z is bored!
I'm bored too. :sad: Only had double Psychology today, so now I'm home til about 6 when I'm going back to school to watch the college play - Grease. :laugh: Cheese-fest.
Mrluvaluva
15-03-2007, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by BAZG
I'z be jokin' with u. I'z is bored!
I'm bored too. :sad: Only had double Psychology today, so now I'm home til about 6 when I'm going back to school to watch the college play - Grease. :laugh: Cheese-fest.
Grease! That should be funny.
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