**Celebrity Big Brother (03/01/17), Launch Night Discussion Thread, 9PM on C5**

[Jordan.]

Not a big slut

[Daniel.]

Best one yet

[LaLaLand]

What's she done to her face

[Jake.]

yessss

[Amy Jade]

The better Jasmine. Not sorry.

[Jamie89]

Speidi :love: James Jordan can leave, and I don't know Jasmine. I'm not sure about the house, it looks a bit like a mcdonalds birthday party :unsure:

[Shaun]

She looks completely different from how I remember.

[Natalie.]

Are they doing allstars in the next cbb?

[Black Dagger]

I just don't get it @ her presence. Of all the CBB13 folk. It was an iconic series.

[Denver]

She will go very early

[EspeonBB]

Jasmine the best entrant so far :clap1:

[MB.]

She appears to have turned into Sophie Anderton in the meantime

[Braden]

Jasmine :love:

The only person I'm genuinely excited to see return.

[RichardG]

idk her

[Jordan.]

All the egos in this series tho, perched for the rows

[Wizard.]

She looks like a younger Janice Dickinson so i am okay

[Ant.]

Kinda perched even though it should be Lennard!

We only have room for one Jew hater, and that's Tila

[T*]

If she isn't involved in love **** this time she might actually be okay

[Ashley.]

Speidi :love: James Jordan can leave, and I don't know Jasmine. I'm not sure about the house, it looks a bit like a mcdonalds birthday party :unsure:

Shievonne's return?

[Greg!]

Wow I love ha all of a sudden

[lewis111]

We need Liz

[Glenn-C]

Are they doing allstars in the next cbb?

I think the Summer one is full All-Stars

[Jordan.]

Why are the crowd so positive

[LukeB]

I like her but why has she been chosen? :joker:

[Gstar]

Yassss

She looks older though

[Jason.]

She looks good tbh

[Ross.]

When's Coleen going to arrive I'm ready for the fumes

[Firewire]

She has potential but she'll be riding Calum's dick by Thursday night

[Xtopher]

Yessss Jasmine. Loving this so far.

[Amy Jade]

Shes gorgeous!

[MB.]

We need Liz

.

[Brother Leon]

Not sure what she's doing here. The other two are at least relevant.

[EspeonBB]

Mess do the crowd know who she is

[Jøsh]

welp at her introducing herself to emma

[Ross.]

She has potential but she'll be riding Calum's dick by Thursday night

Omg I was just about to say this

[Cal.]

I thought people would be like 'who tf is this' but I forgot they could justify her being there with the love triangle

[Black Dagger]

She's a first boot tbh.

[Natalie.]

I think the Summer one is full All-Stars

Ooh I hope so

[Braden]

I like that the Americans seem genuinely excited to come back.

[Ant.]

welp at her introducing herself to emma

"Hi Im Jayne Connery and I do charity work for Dementia" teas?

[reece(:]

Not Jas Walts

[Jordan.]

"Whilst pole dancing for Lionel Blair"

[Cal.]

She has potential but she'll be riding Calum's dick by Thursday night

Here for it they're both hot

[Amy Jade]

I like that the Americans seem genuinely excited to come back.

Same, she seems so excited to be part of it

[Lostie!]

I didn't hate Jasmine so I can deal with this.

[Ross.]

She looks so different I'm shook

[Black Dagger]

Remember when she randomly saved Linda as well lmao and the producers fumed.

[Glenn-C]

Ooh I hope so

Obviously saving all the good ones for them :shrug:

[lewis111]

The house looks really good on TV

[Firewire]

Omg I was just about to say this

Not you hijacking my brain

[Cal.]

She looked so good :love:

[Amy Jade]

Remember when she randomly saved Linda as well lmao and the producers fumed.

Yesssss <3

[Jake.]

20+ minutes without an ad break? CBB broken?

[lewis111]

Can they stop calling them All stars and call them like Old stars

[Firewire]

I'm kind of into this???

[Jøsh]

Not you hijacking my brain

celebrity hijack teas

[Ross.]

Remember when she randomly saved Linda as well lmao and the producers fumed.

:joker:

I forgot about this she can stay

[EspeonBB]

Remember when she randomly saved Linda as well lmao and the producers fumed.

omg this was so funny <3

[RichardG]

I think the Summer one is full All-Stars

spiedi are wasted on this season if so

they should be in the main one :flutter:

[Pete.]

The better Jasmine. Not sorry.
It's true

[Jason.]

I didn't hate Jasmine so I can deal with this.

Yeah she's the best housemate so far

[Cal.]

Nicola needs to be in before they give out immunity

[Xtopher]

Am I that high or is her face different now

[lewis111]

I wish they just picked like 7 random housemates like Coleen and Jasmine and not Speidi and didn't call it All Stars
Cause Spedi belong in an All stars series but most don't

[Black Dagger]

And yeah I never hated Jasmine, it just seemed so random her coming back, I hope she does well.

[y.winter]

Good housemates so far

[Jason.]

She looks older but still good

[Rob!]

Jasmine :love: :love:

I bet her and Heidi clash. She won't like bare tits anywhere near Spencer

[Shaun]

Jasmine was always better than Casey but...Lee Ryan was better than Casey.

[Denver]

She looks older but still good

Well it has been 3 years

[Jamie89]

spiedi are wasted on this season if so

they should be in the main one :flutter:

I agree (I also don't understand why CBB are even doing this if they're having a proper all stars in the summer)

[smudgie]

James the best one in so far, waiting to see the wind ups.

[Oaker]

Oh right summer is actually full on all stars so that's probably why we have all these rejects in this series

[Denver]

I agree (I also don't understand why CBB are even doing this if they're having a proper all stars in the summer)
To fit in All Stars who dont make the shortlist?

[Jason.]

Speidi suck

I know people are fumed about Coleen being pointless without Julie but the same can be said for Speidi without Rylan

[Meryl Streep]

Wait, how do we know that the summer is full All Stars?

[Ant.]

At least theres hope for Tiff to go in Summer

[MB.]

Am I that high or is her face different now

Fun fact: "Jasmine Waltz" is actually played by several different actresses

Y'know, like they do with Lassie

[jamiewordsley]

Waiting for my "cake anyone" <3

[Jamie89]

To fit in All Stars who dont make the shortlist?

I suppose, it just seems a bit random :laugh:

[Firewire]

I wanted a Danny and Kellie Lip Sync

[Ross.]

I hope Coleen and James fight

[Firewire]

I hope Coleen and James fight

I'd support him

[Cal.]

This is better than I expected tbh.

[Shaun]

aw they've been evicted :(

[Jake.]

I hope Coleen and James fight

stop bigging up coleen, she's a blubbering mess

[Guuki]

I love the all-stars so far. :)

[MB.]

Yes of course they're not standing in front of the door Emma you dozy bitch

[Ant.]

Wait, how do we know that the summer is full All Stars?

CBB16 was rumoured to be UK vs USA half a year beforehand, and they got this theme right. Tbh i think the producers just go with all our ideas besides Back to Basics

[Wizard.]

"the task building" great name there

[Firewire]

Heidi: "Hi I'm Heidi I'm 21 and I'm a singer and model"

[Jason.]

Oh I forgot about James

*goes back to hating Ola*

[Ross.]

stop bigging up coleen, she's a blubbering mess

:joker:

I'm not it's hilarious she's been asked back

[Marsh.]

Wtf. All stars in summer? :umm2:

[Jøsh]

"Why aren't they there?" BECAUSE YOU'RE SHOWING THE STAIRS

[Pete.]

It's fixed confirmed

[Daniel.]

Trash

[Black Dagger]

NO. Why?

[Cal.]

Nicola is coming! EEK!

[Firewire]

At least they're public about it being scripted

[T*]

That's going to be the place speidi will stay then...

[Ant.]

Yes of course they're not standing in front of the door Emma you dozy bitch

Jasmine not scratching at the door?

[Amy Jade]

Edit Coleen out :devil:

[Ant.]

That's going to be the place speidi will stay then...

Basement teas

[EspeonBB]

So the producers are rigging

[Jordan.]

Poor Coleen

[Jason.]

Nawt this discrimination

[T*]

Just like the real producers!

[Glenn-C]

To be fair they'll probably be better producers than the actual ones

[Shaun]

Edit Coleen out :devil:

new star luv

[LukeB]

edit out the **** Katie Hopkins (if she enters, i dont know the line-up)

[Daniel.]

Bye this is eberything wrong woth bb the twist

[Ross.]

Screaming

[EspeonBB]

Edit Austin out plz

[LaLaLand]

Edit Coleen out :devil:

This!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ant.]

"Can we take notes"no the pen and paper is for the art task

[Braden]

This has the potential to be good but they'll probably choose someone who doesn't give a ****.

[Ant.]

Oh no its Ray J

[Firewire]

Was hoping they all had to introduce themselves like the others

[T*]

THEY DID IT

[Jamie89]

At least they're public about it being scripted

Hmm, yeah I'm not really here for this task

[LukeB]

Who?

[Cal.]

Mess

[EspeonBB]

Screaming not Ray J

[Firewire]

Brandy for F+F noms?

[Wizard.]

Not Brandy </3 she deserves better

[Amy Jade]

Brandi needs to do CBB

[lewis111]

We want Brandi

[Brother Leon]

Ray J has bops. Can't hate.

[Ant.]

When you're known for being snoop dog's cousin

[EspeonBB]

Get Brandy in!

[Jøsh]

NNN

[Cal.]

He's kind of a scream

[Glenn-C]

Edit Ray J out thanks

[Black Dagger]

LMAO @ Ray J.

[smudgie]

One to edit out:joker:
Stir it up.

[MB.]

Promo for Ray J's #54 hit there

[Gstar]

Yasssss @ the Brandy promo

[T*]

Okay he seems trashy

[Ross.]

Oh he's not that dull

[Amy Jade]

Oh deat @ the outfit

[Jordan.]

He seems fun I guess

[Firewire]

Oh he could actually be quite good

[Jason.]

They're saving brandy for a better series

[Ant.]

Mess I just remembered Stevi Ritchie is going in

[jamiewordsley]

Anyone else just googled the sex tape... no Okay aha

[Crimson Dynamo]

who is this jerk?

[Jamie89]

Brandy getting mentioned on TV in 2016 :love:

[Natalie.]

I hit it first omg

[T*]

Okay but I won't mind if he get he dick out

[Jamie89]

Mess it's 2017 isn't it

[EspeonBB]

I'm kinda here for him

[MB.]

If he spent the million dollars on that ****ing jacket

[Jordan.]

Yasssss @ the Brandy promo

"Big music star"

https://media2.giphy.com/media/13neOEQ2BKK8HC/200w.gif

[Glenn-C]

Not Emma calling out the mob

[Oaker]

He seems fun

[Braden]

I had no idea that he has this much personality.

[Black Dagger]

He sounds like he'll be a laugh. I like him x

[Ant.]

"Do to many notes"

A jasmine waltz tea

[Pete.]

"Big music star"

https://media2.giphy.com/media/13neOEQ2BKK8HC/200w.gif
Is there an error?

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[Amy Jade]

I like him!

[EspeonBB]

They cheered for James Jordan tho

[Xtopher]

Like him so far.

[jamiewordsley]

Im here for the shower scene <3

[Headie]

Perched for Stacy

[Glenn-C]

So does Ray J actually believe he's the first one in when the show started half an hour ago

[Ross.]

Not Jasmine holding her pen to take notes

[Amy Jade]

Speidi and Jazzy with tgeir celeb connections <3

[Ant.]

Ofc bianca

[Jordan.]

Bianca :clap1:

[Jason.]

Bianca ❤️

[Wizard.]

Miss Bianca is stunning

[Cal.]

She won!

[crazycolaist]

I've never heard of him and i've beaten his cousin at battlefield 1.....

[T*]

Hew

[MB.]

Bianca looks like an Aldi Aubrey O'Day

[Shaun]

she has Aubrey O'Day's eyes

[Black Dagger]

I do like her but **** me she'll always live off Paul's legacy.

[LukeB]

Bianca :love:

[Jamie89]

"growing up with tabloid attention hasn't been great"

*Goes on CBB*

[Pete.]

I'm ready :clap1:

[Firewire]

Bianca/Calum/Jasmine triangle coming

[lewis111]

Giving 2nd evicted in some kinda unfair twist realness

[Crimson Dynamo]

an alcoholics daughter. wow

[MB.]

she has Aubrey O'Day's eyes

My favourite Kim Carnes song

[Amy Jade]

Bianca is really nice iic from other shows

[Meryl Streep]

Bianca<3 your winner

[Firewire]

YASSSSSS 5H

[Ant.]

"Im always messy" mess

[LukeB]

That's my girl :love: :dazzler:

[Cal.]

:love:

[Shaun]

nice bit of Gifty Louise promo

[Ross.]

Omg icon of coming out to the song of 2016

[Jason.]

Favourite tbh

She was great on CLI

[Natalie.]

"growing up with tabloid attention hasn't been great"

*Goes on CBB*

http://i.imgur.com/cKXdvUj.gif

[Gstar]

Liking Bianca

[Shaun]

My favourite Kim Carnes song

:joker:

[Daniel.]

Yesssss

[lewis111]

Omg I love the thing on her head

[Glenn-C]

One good housemate.... please?

[Brother Leon]

Looks like a younger version of Nicola.

[Pete.]

I can't believe they signed Avril

[Black Dagger]

an alcoholics daughter. wow

Step daughter. Not even any bloody relation.

[Jordan.]

I can't believe they signed Avril

Nn

[T*]

Is that lit all the allstars

[Firewire]

Bianca winner?

[smudgie]

Here for another triangle..Bianca, jasmine and Callum.
Bring it on.

[Wizard.]

I can't believe they signed Avril

Not her making up Lyme disease for promo?

[Braden]

A mermaid?!

[Ant.]

an alcoholics daughter. wow

With Calum Best going in, we'll have a son, too

[Headie]

She looks like Nicola lmao

[EspeonBB]

I can't believe they signed Avril

:joker:

[Shaun]

i think she likes hair extensions

[Glenn-C]

I kind of want to glue my eyes shut too

[Cal.]

Where's Nicola

[Headie]

"Any endurance"

Girl it's not bbus

[Moosething]

:umm2: are there only 3 all stars?

[Jamie89]

She seems nice actually, I think I like her

http://i.imgur.com/cKXdvUj.gif

:laugh:

[MB.]

"Bianca once had to go to hospital"

wow what a tale

[Firewire]

I love the Oops music video

[Amy Jade]

The girl with red hair and glasses in the scummy crowd has booed every single woman and cheered all the men

Girl BYE

[Jordan.]

Can they hurry up and put Coleen in cause I don't want Bianca edited out

[Jøsh]

i think she likes hair extensions

flop

[T*]

I can't believe they signed Avril



:laugh2:

[Ant.]

:umm2: are there only 3 all stars?

I think it's 7 of each

[Pete.]

Is that lit all the allstars
I want to know this too :unsure:

[Samm]

wig oops britney

[Firewire]

Heidi knows

[Amy Jade]

Heidi and Spencer have great taste

[Ant.]

The girl with red hair and glasses in the scummy crowd has booed every single woman and cheered all the men

Girl BYE

When you say girl with red hair and glasses I think of the girl who fangirled when jason touched her

[lewis111]

James seems a little intimidated by Speidi

[Firewire]

Who hates Speidi? Coleen?

[Wizard.]

eugh Austin can eat ****

[Shaun]

is there another CBB11 HM going in?

[Amy Jade]

The next ones dont like speidi?

edit em out!

[Firewire]

is there another CBB11 HM going in?

Clare's revenge?

[Ant.]

'They'

#CBBSTEVIANDCHLOEJASMIN are coming?

[MB.]

Would that be the man who did a Daily Star interview slagging off Speidi a week ago by any chance

[Pete.]

Our Claire going back in?

[Black Dagger]

If it's Austin or Coleen that don't like Speidi then omg **** off.

I can't see Jedward giving a toss either way, they're in their own bubble.

[Ross.]

Who hates them

[Firewire]

Mess if Rylan goes in

[MB.]

Who hates them

Tosstin

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Good girl. He needs to know some people know him for more than his dick

[EspeonBB]

Razor?

[Denver]

Go join my Austin fanclub

[Ant.]

is there another CBB11 HM going in?

Claire from steps?

[MB.]

is there another CBB11 HM going in?

Icon Tricia Penrose ha return

[Pete.]

Tosstin
Oh tragic

[Jason.]

Unrelated but here for Trainspotting 2