**Celebrity Big Brother (03/01/17), Launch Night Discussion Thread, 9PM on C5**

[Ross.]

She said he was crap and was horrid to her

"I'm here because of you Emma, Brian was so crap"

:joker:

[Cal.]

The WINNER

[Firewire]

Nicola has made this series already

[YourLAEx]

She's already topped her last stint in the house

[Tregard]

Who was that icr

Julian Clary

[Cal.]

The rest should go home

[Cal.]

Mess her voice has gone like Aisleyne's

They need to lay off the steroids

[Jason.]

Bianca, Nicola and Jasmine are the trinity

[Mitchell]

Nicola don't try and say sorry because YOURE TOOOOO LATE

[Ashley.]

Where'd she go

[Jordan.]

Nicola...............overrated as ****!!!

True, the twins and denise >

[T*]

I had my doubts about this series but so far there's been no geordie shore twats or MTV promo specials that I'm actually quite pleasantly surprised? The graphics too they've actually been great and I'm fine with everyone so far

[T*]

Oh ffs

[EspeonBB]

The rest should go home

Yes especially Austin and James Jordan

[Wizard.]

omg and she loves Speidi! final 2 confirmed?

[lewis111]

Mess at Calum being the last all star

[Amy Jade]

Pis this Danielle Lloyds ex?

[Denver]

Fittie

[Amy Jade]

Oh he already said...

[Ant.]

Okay but who

[JTM45]

So there's gonna' be twice as many ''producers'' as there are housemates ?

BB setting up the fixing very early on this series!

[lewis111]

Idk him

[T*]

Not him to be a racist bigot just like his wife??

[Natalie.]

ew wolves

[Ross.]

Not a Danielle Lloyd mention

[Braden]

Wow, he just exuberates charisma and entertainment.

[Oaker]

Hopefully he is nothing like Danielle

[Jason.]

Oh **** off 'ome

[Crimson Dynamo]

who is this dud?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ugh fooking Coleen

[Pete.]

**** off 'ome

[Ashley.]

Best interview moment since "hi Davina" y/y?

What? :laugh2:

[Jake.]

he seems decent tbf

[Black Dagger]

If he spends his time dragging that brain dead, moronic racist I might appreciate him.

[EspeonBB]

Oh **** off 'ome

nnn

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Her extensions are dry and unbrushed

[Ross.]

Oh **** off 'ome

**** off 'ome

:joker:

[lewis111]

Hope he gets the Grant outcome and not Darren Day

[YourLAEx]

Here for him and Nicola to shag to get back at that horrid Danielle beast

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Can I have some eye candy please

[MB.]

What? :laugh2:

Julian Clary kept calling Brian Dowling Davina which was fairly lolsome

[Shaun]

-tries to make an anagram pun of Jamie O'Hara and Jo O'Meara but it just doesn't work-

[Ant.]

Wait he looks just like stevi

Do you think the news reports thought he was stevi?

[Brother Leon]

CBB going the IAC route of former footballers. Could have tried get someone more known though :laugh:

[Oaker]

mess at Calum and his mum entering last

[Jordan.]

People have an opinion on him?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Can I have Bernardo he still has story to tell!

[lewis111]

40 minutes for 2 housemates? Ok

[Mitchell]

So Jamie, Bianca and our two Bests, this needs one last thing

Someone grab the Dell'Olio

[Gstar]

He's cute

[Withano]

mess at Calum and his mum entering last

Oh yeh, thats a hole in the twist.. The mum will know her son is missing

[Denver]

Jamie to win

[Ashley.]

40 minutes for 2 housemates? Ok

And the twist, I'm guessing

[Ant.]

Jamie to win

Anyway

[Firewire]

Who is going in on Friday? Pricey and Jedward?

[Amy Jade]

They know there is a twist already

[lewis111]

Oh so they're working out the twist

[Ross.]

Omg mess they know

[Shaun]

so yeah they have no idea the others are there

[Firewire]

Miss Bianca discovering the twist

[Tregard]

Sussed it in record time

[MB.]

"Remember there's two Jameses"

yeah well done guys

[Black Dagger]

Oh @ them knowing the twist already.

[Jason.]

History to repeat itself when the Bests and Jamie become the new Coven?

[Ross.]

Screaming why is Heidi seething

[Ant.]

Theyre catching on.. id rather they found out from the all stars screaming super loud over the fence but

[EspeonBB]

:joker:

[Pete.]

I mean that twist was advertised extensively a month before

[T*]

Jamie to win



Van?

[Amy Jade]

James is trying to hard to be PC

[Jake.]

why do they all keep on playing musical chairs

[Ross.]

"Remember there's two Jameses"

yeah well done guys

:joker:

[EspeonBB]

They called the series All Stars v New Stars and then no All Stars go in

Pretty obvious

[smudgie]

A very good mix so far.

[Braden]

So who's left?

[Black Dagger]

Yeah we must be getting Jedward and somebody else, that isn't Hopkins or Bear hopefully on Friday.

Not them thinking the Best's sell this show and having them go in last.

[Denver]

Austin and Jamie to get it on :fc:

[jamiewordsley]

40 minutes for 2 housemates? Ok

and the old stars going back in 2 main house ??

[MB.]

A very good mix so far.

Yeah this is my favourite civilian cast to date

[Xtopher]

I see Jasmine is drinking a lot. Revisting her first night in BB again?

[Firewire]

So who's left?

Calum and his mother

[EspeonBB]

So who's left?

Calum Best + his mum apparently

[LukeB]

No Katie Hopkins and Bear :amazed: phew

[Gstar]

What's the twist

[Shaun]

History to repeat itself when the Bests and Jamie become the new Coven?

angie to call heidi "heidi donnerstag, heidi montague, heidi monastery" whilst the others cackle and refuse to eat her food?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Give me Brody Jenner to feast on then comeon

[Braden]

Calum and his mother

Calum Best + his mum apparently

Oh :(

[Denver]

Yeah we must be getting Jedward and somebody else, that isn't Hopkins or Bear hopefully on Friday.

Not them thinking the Best's sell this show and having them go in last.

Jedward and Malika?

[Firewire]

Can I had Nicgod to my favourites yet

[Jordan.]

NOT the Alexandra Burke slimfast ad

[MB.]

No Katie Hopkins and Bear :amazed: phew

yet

[Ross.]

Yeah we must be getting Jedward and somebody else, that isn't Hopkins or Bear hopefully on Friday.

Not them thinking the Best's sell this show and having them go in last.

Bye we want the Pricey

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

No Katie Hopkins and Bear :amazed: phew

They need Bear. Him, James and Spencer and Austin would be fireworks

[Oaker]

Hopkins and Bear are coming this summer instead

[reece(:]

Screaming why is Heidi seething

Too many blondes?

[Gstar]

Not Alexandra

[Jason.]

angie to call heidi "heidi donnerstag, heidi montague, heidi monastery" whilst the others cackle and refuse to eat her food?

:laugh2:

[Pete.]

Calum being the only representation from CBB15 :unsure:

[lewis111]

Calum and his mum were on Pointless a few weeks back

And now their this series big final celeb

[Firewire]

Is anyone else kind of impressed?

I mean we have a few dullards and James

I'm so here for the Heidi/Bianca/Nicola alliance

[JTM45]

Bianca's rubber dress is the highlight of the evening so far!

[Shaun]

Calum being the only representation from CBB15 :unsure:

Ken Morley is coming :clap1:

[SuperV]

I am in love with the graphics! I'm really happy the "break bumpers" aren't just comic bubbles saying "Bam!" "Pow!" I'm very impressed.

[Wizard.]

Chloe Goodman actually turned vampire facial nurse and not entering tonight?

[Guuki]

It appears? You can see it in the producers office, right next to the TV. I mean, its not as if they ran out of eyes, its no as if theyve had 19 of them
Yeah I didn't mean to be mean to you, I just can't believe they've made such a massive mistake with the eyes. :hehe:

[Firewire]

Ken Morley is coming :clap1:

IRRELEVANT. AMERICA. NEUROTIC!!! @ Austin?

[Gstar]

That horror movie looked crap

[Jake.]

mess

[Jordan.]

OK

[Pete.]

Oh dear

[Firewire]

Calum will probably win

[Firewire]

5H :love:

[Jamie89]

Calum Best was such a nothing housemate though, I don't get it

[Daniel.]

Bore

[Cal.]

The crowd screaming with delight shsjsj

[Ashley.]

Did she just steal Rob's quote

[Ross.]

This isn't the Pricey

[YourLAEx]

Yas at them realising Calum's best feature is his body

[Denver]

Him to act surprised when his mum enter even though she told him months ago

[MB.]

Calum's stomach tattoo remains awful

[Ant.]

Calum you never spoke up...

[Braden]

Watch him act like he didn't know his Mum was coming in.

[Brother Leon]

When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best. :clap1:

[T*]

He was alright tbh

[jamiewordsley]

NGL I would let him shove it up my ass ;)

[Jake.]

it's clear his mum is going in lol, he never mentioned her before

[Black Dagger]

Yes we get it, you're George's son.

****ing go home.

[Ross.]

IRRELEVANT. AMERICA. NEUROTIC!!! @ Austin?

:joker:

[RichardG]

evict him

[LukeB]

Calum Best was such a nothing housemate though, I don't get it

I rather have him there then scum of the earth Hopkins.

[Pete.]

He's only there because of Bianca... a true Charlie Doherty experience

[Shaun]

70% sure he's wearing the same suit as last time

[Jason.]

Calum will probably win

Not when Pricey enters on Friday and beats him again

[lewis111]

As much as I despised Perez, he was a memorable housemate who deserves All star status
Not him

[Jake.]

70% sure he's wearing the same suit as last time

-checks notes I made in 2015-

[EspeonBB]

Mess @ how hard the crowd is stanning

[LukeB]

Not when Pricey enters on Friday and beats him again

She was favourite to win the other day lol

[Jamie89]

I rather have him there then scum of the earth Hopkins.

I agree but having neither would be even better

[lewis111]

I think he's gonna win

[Lostie!]

Austin's gonna be gagging to jump on his dick.

[Ross.]

Lmao the crowd are so here for him I'm screaming

[RichardG]

i forgot about his confusing accent

[jamiewordsley]

STEVI RITCHIE ‏@THESTEVIRITCHIE 10s11 seconds ago
I love @CalumBest what a lovely gent #cbb #winner

[Brother Leon]

Yes we get it, you're George's son.

****ing go home.

Show some respect to the son of an icon.

[Jason.]

Lmao the crowd are so here for him I'm screaming

They were like that two years ago

[Lostie!]

He's fine but I haven't forgotten him being nasty about Alicia :idc:

[MB.]

Here for Calum EDITING OUT HIS MOM /jeffprobst

[EspeonBB]

Katie Price beating him :love:

[Jord]

They've advertised the show as All Stars vs. New Stars for ages but didn't expect the New Stars to click on :laugh:

[JTM45]

God................such a legendary father produced such a loser of a son!

[Firewire]

I work with a guy who looks a bit like Calum actually now I see him again

[Pete.]

Katie Price beating him :love:
:love:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

yo we didn't ask for your life story

[Firewire]

Here for Calum EDITING OUT HIS MOM /jeffprobst

Ciera who?

[lewis111]

Kinda wish there was at least 2 from the same series tbh

[Jason.]

He's fine but I haven't forgotten him being nasty about Alicia :idc:

If he comes for our Bianca after cheating on her, he's truly cancelled

[Ant.]

Austin sad he didnt kiss his cheek </3

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

where is Makosi?

[Black Dagger]

Show some respect to the son of an icon.

It's literally all he does, he had the same VT as last time, boring mess of a bloke, he's as bad as Bianca for it.

[Oaker]

leave Stacy alone!

[Firewire]

"I like Stacy" Calum uncancelled

[MB.]

"Surprise"

[JTM45]

He's just so ****ing bland!!!!:yuk:

[Jordan.]

Stacy someone :(

[lewis111]

MESS at him knowing Stacey and not James Cosmo

[Pete.]

James is already trash 1 hour and a half into the show

[Natalie.]

that would be me writing it all down

[LukeB]

It's nice that the all stars are all from different seasons.

[Jamie89]

"She's my least favourite so far"... James cancelled, right?

[Ashley.]

Austin's gonna be gagging to jump on his dick.

http://i.imgur.com/WnaEQF7.gif

[Daniel.]

Ang >

[Jake.]

she looks like paula hamilton so I might stan

[Ant.]

Okay but anyway who cares

[Crimson Dynamo]

mess

[smudgie]

Callum could win, his mother might spoil it for him mind.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Jasmine to get some Callum cock

[Black Dagger]

Yay @ Calum not wanting Stacy to get it.

I hope they go for Angie for the LOLs.

[lewis111]

I'm pretty sure Calum is aware his mum is going in Emma

[Pete.]

Why did they ask Eileen back?

[MB.]

I always thought Angie Best was American

[Brother Leon]

Ok. I will forever love George, but this is pushing it.

[EspeonBB]

"She's my least favourite so far"... James cancelled, right?

James was never uncancelled

[Ross.]

She's an oldie I'll stan

[Ant.]

Can we just have Patsy back playing her instead again

[Oaker]

but he does know you're going in

[Jason.]

Omg I always presumed she had an American accent

[Crimson Dynamo]

MILF

[Gstar]

James's least favourite housemate being black. Stacey's in heaven

[Firewire]

Couldn't we have had Angie Bowie instead

[Ashley.]

That's So George

[Natalie.]

I bet Calum is so shocked :clap1:

[YourLAEx]

Angie being a total cow I'm stanning

[Jason.]

I like her

[lewis111]

Kinda love her

[Owen19]

It's Jayne in celebrity form!

[Jordan.]

Couldn't we have had Angie Bowie instead

2

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

How is Stacey your least so far though?

[Jake.]

if only Ang knew that noms are pretty much non-existant now </3

[Withano]

As if Calum knows about Stacy but not his Mum. Give over

[Wizard.]

obviously setting up for the summer pairs twist

[Denver]

Couldn't we have had Angie Bowie instead

The tea being dropped

[lewis111]

ahh she looks amazing

[Jordan.]

James's least favourite housemate being black. Stacey's in heaven

Mess

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Milf

[Lostie!]

She's an oldie I'll stan

That's my gimmick :oh:

[Pete.]

This is Jade's family twist 10 years on

[Gstar]

Here for her nominating Calum

[Xtopher]

Love her and outfit.

[Firewire]

Screaming at the electric sound effect as soon as she touched one of the mob

[Ant.]

Okay im stanning

[EspeonBB]

Here for her

[Firewire]

"Not a whisper"

Hasn't she been rumoured for like three days?

[Marsh.]

Best interview moment since "hi Davina" y/y?

Julian Clary kept calling Brian Dowling Davina which was fairly lolsome

:joker::joker::joker:

[MB.]

Couldn't we have had Angie Bowie instead

I'd love it if the secret task was for Angie Bowie to pretend to be Calum's mum and for it to fail when she shouts at him five minutes in

[lewis111]

I don't think anyone believes that at all

[Shaun]

*skip to Day 17*

Angie please give the name of your first nomi-
Angie: CALUM. PRICK.

[Black Dagger]

Oh I like her actually.

I do like my hags.

[Ant.]

"He's gonna have a heart attack" as if David wasnt bad enough

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

That entrance though

[Cal.]

She's a scream

[Denver]

If she doesnt have a 5 minute rant about Uber she is cancelled

[Crimson Dynamo]

George would love this

[Firewire]

Angie seems good though

[Jason.]

Someone gif his reaction

[Ant.]

Ok but calum you cant act

[Jordan.]

Messy

[RichardG]

calum's fake shock

[lewis111]

But they said they watched their VTs? So he should already know

[Ross.]

I love Hollyoaks

[Firewire]

Not enough Heidi, she hasn't had a line since like part 2

[JTM45]

How come Calum doesn't know but we do ? Hmmmm ????

[Crimson Dynamo]

omg the best

[Gstar]

She's more interesting than him

[lewis111]

Mess at all of us knowing she was going in and he apparently didn't

[EspeonBB]

Who does he think he's fooling

[YourLAEx]

Worst acting on TV since Samantha Womack on Sunday???

[Ashley.]

"Is that my mother"

[Ant.]

How come Calum doesn't know but we do ? Hmmmm ????

Because emma told us silly

[Jamie89]

*skip to Day 17*

Angie please give the name of your first nomi-
Angie: CALUM. PRICK.

I love Hollyoaks

:joker:

[Ant.]

Emma's face <3

[Ross.]

Worst acting on TV since Samantha Womack on Sunday???

You WOT

[LukeB]

I don't dislike any of the all stars maybe Coleen a bit idk. but some of the new stars don't seem exciting.

[Xtopher]

That was adorable.

[Pete.]

No Channel 4 HMs :(

[EspeonBB]

Worst acting on TV since Samantha Womack on Sunday???

Can we not we're still grieving

[lewis111]

It's gonna be Stacey

[Ashley.]

Worst acting on TV since Samantha Womack on Sunday???

:joker::joker::joker:

[Gstar]

If my mum everrrrrrr tried to pull something like that

[Black Dagger]

~Likes this line-up now tbh now I've seen VT's. Lots of potential~

[EspeonBB]

The new stars have already figured out the twist though