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LukeB
13-02-2017, 08:37 PM
If today is Day 1, then which day was it yesterday?

http://i.imgur.com/tkqcBWU.gif

Day 0 :fan: /Survivor

Denver
13-02-2017, 08:37 PM
If today is Day 1, then which day was it yesterday?

http://i.imgur.com/tkqcBWU.gif

Sunday

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 08:38 PM
Following the latest task, Luke's team are the winners and therefore have been granted immunity from tonights rose ceremony.

Jamie's team face this evening rose ceremony.

One of the ladies in Jamie's team will be eliminated, and that decision is in the hands of Luke in a twist.

The Bachelor of the opposite team will be be selecting who goes in tonights rose ceremony.

Luke, the decisions are in your hands!

It's time for the rose ceremony...

D:

Denver
13-02-2017, 08:38 PM
Oops i am defo gone

LukeB
13-02-2017, 08:38 PM
Following the latest task, Luke's team are the winners and therefore have been granted immunity from tonights rose ceremony.

Jamie's team face this evening rose ceremony.

One of the ladies in Jamie's team will be eliminated, and that decision is in the hands of Luke in a twist which will last for the entire series.

The Bachelor of the opposite team will be be selecting who goes in tonights rose ceremony.

Luke, the decisions are in your hands!

It's time for the rose ceremony...

http://i.imgur.com/uyOH0ft.gif

(do i decide in pm?)

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 08:38 PM
Happy to be on the winning team . Well done team the poster is fab! R.

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 08:39 PM
Charlie Doherty just tweeted that she doesn't endorse the Ibiza getaway btw http://i.imgur.com/nfkj1a2.png

I think penalties are in order

Cal.
13-02-2017, 08:39 PM
I've never found Day 0 to work because then the final day is also Day 0 again which just puts everything into a spin!

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 08:39 PM
Oop me getting ready to swoon Luke
https://j.gifs.com/v14gQx.gif

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 08:39 PM
Don't insult Will! He's definitely Caroline Flack.

She's a very good dancer! Shame about her presenting! R.

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 08:40 PM
Good luck my beautiful ladies btw... I don't want any of you to go http://i.imgur.com/iuB7xJY.gif

Ashley.
13-02-2017, 08:40 PM
I've never found Day 0 to work because then the final day is also Day 0 again which just puts everything into a spin!

Not The Bachelor: Washing Machine

Denver
13-02-2017, 08:40 PM
People who are not absent should not be penalised :fan:

Cal.
13-02-2017, 08:40 PM
Good luck everyone!

Will.
13-02-2017, 08:41 PM
The battle is about to get under way.

The rose ceremony will commence at 8:45, contestants facing tonights rose ceremony have the chance to speak with Luke.

Cal.
13-02-2017, 08:41 PM
People who are not absent should not be penalised :fan:

Who didn't show up? Not this expose minutes before being shown the door.

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 08:42 PM
Who is on the other team ? R.

Denver
13-02-2017, 08:42 PM
Who didn't show up? Not this expose minutes before being shown the door.

Tom and Dezzy have not posted yet on team Jamie

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 08:42 PM
Really bad luck btw my team, you did a great job but there's just no beating the Doherty! Tom especially, you did a fantastic job :clap1:

And well done Luke's team, you did an amazing job :worship: And if you cancel Gemma from your line-up then I'll definitely book tickets for the Ibiza getaway!

Ashley.
13-02-2017, 08:44 PM
Contestants facing tonights rose ceremony have the chance to speak with Jamie.

http://i.imgur.com/0YU9SJ7.gif

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 08:44 PM
Tom and Dezzy have not posted yet on team Jamie


Ooh I think Dezzy should get the boot then. R.

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 08:44 PM
Ooh I think Dezzy should get the boot then. R.

Feisty

y.winter
13-02-2017, 08:46 PM
Good luck Jamie's girls.
https://media.tenor.co/images/89a7bbe456858497fc80099afebe978f/raw

Will.
13-02-2017, 08:46 PM
The rose ceremony has commenced! Luke please begin to offer out the roses.

http://www.680news.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/sites/2/2014/01/rose.jpg.jpg

LukeB
13-02-2017, 08:46 PM
The battle is about to get under way.

The rose ceremony will commence at 8:45, contestants facing tonights rose ceremony have the chance to speak with Luke.

So.. who wants to stay and why should i give you a rose:smug: pm me :fan:

Denver
13-02-2017, 08:47 PM
I should stay because i am sexy kind caring and bothered to show up to see my man

Denver
13-02-2017, 08:48 PM
wrong thread

y.winter
13-02-2017, 08:48 PM
Jamie watching his girls being taken down by the Charlie Doherty force
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/Jason-sees-Charlie.gif

Will.
13-02-2017, 08:49 PM
Facing the rose ceremony is:

Ashley (24)
T* (LaTexas Mayonnaise, 23)
Dezzy (Laverne Montoya,23)
Adam. (Mercedes-Fanjita India Meyer, 22)
Riley (Riley Heidi Victoria CupcaKke Baby Bunton Beckham, 21)

LukeB
13-02-2017, 08:49 PM
Do i hand out the roses on here or pm Will?

Daniel-X
13-02-2017, 08:49 PM
Good luck girls
https://66.media.tumblr.com/d09269992547d7620ba1885a4374e226/tumblr_o9pf8b4Pyg1v9roxto9_400.gif

Cal.
13-02-2017, 08:49 PM
Mess I didn't even realise Ashley was playing I thought she was a viewer. Sorry babes!

Will.
13-02-2017, 08:50 PM
Roses should be handed out in the thread.

Denver
13-02-2017, 08:50 PM
I thought Ashley was on the other team

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 08:50 PM
Facing the rose ceremony is:

Ashley (24)
T* (LaTexas Mayonnaise, 23)
Dezzy (Laverne Montoya,23)
Adam. (Mercedes-Fanjita India Meyer, 22)
Riley (Riley Heidi Victoria CupcaKke Baby Bunton Beckham, 21)

http://www.ultraimg.com/images/A3Q1R7.gif

LukeB
13-02-2017, 08:51 PM
First rose...goes to Ashley

http://www.680news.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/sites/2/2014/01/rose.jpg.jpg

Ashley.
13-02-2017, 08:51 PM
Mess I didn't even realise Ashley was playing I thought she was a viewer. Sorry babes!

I thought Ashley was on the other team

http://i.imgur.com/CBWqA1v.gif

Denver
13-02-2017, 08:51 PM
me getting ready to leave </3

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/07/768x1152/gnraly-davidson-grammys-2017.jpg

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 08:51 PM
Who am I again will ? Carol ? R.

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 08:51 PM
Well done Ashley :clap1:

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 08:52 PM
Jamie watching his girls being taken down by the Charlie Doherty force
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/Jason-sees-Charlie.gif

Me when Luke takes out my fave

http://i.imgur.com/4kP8tcc.gif

LukeB
13-02-2017, 08:52 PM
Second Rose..Riley

http://www.680news.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/sites/2/2014/01/rose.jpg.jpg

Will.
13-02-2017, 08:52 PM
Who am I again will ? Carol ? R.

Yes, Carol.

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 08:52 PM
Yes Ashley :clap1: Well done :love:

Ashley.
13-02-2017, 08:52 PM
First rose...goes to Ashley

http://www.680news.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/sites/2/2014/01/rose.jpg.jpg

You're a darling. :hug:

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 08:53 PM
Riley too :amazed: Congrats :clap1:

Denver
13-02-2017, 08:53 PM
Me when Luke takes out my fave

http://i.imgur.com/4kP8tcc.gif

I know you dont want to lose me

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 08:53 PM
Yes, Carol.

Thanks I shall sign off as C. Not R. C.

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 08:53 PM
Second Rose..Riley

http://www.680news.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/sites/2/2014/01/rose.jpg.jpg

Omg I'm shook
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GBNR5X0dDHI/VM0txZKTS_I/AAAAAAACDQQ/swpHWdgV4Hk/s1600/104.gif

LukeB
13-02-2017, 08:53 PM
3rd rose goes to... Tom

http://www.680news.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/sites/2/2014/01/rose.jpg.jpg

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 08:54 PM
Tom :clap1: I'm so pleased

Daniel-X
13-02-2017, 08:54 PM
Congrats Tom, Ashley and Riley.

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 08:55 PM
Dezzy and Adam to both stay in another shock twist?

http://i.imgur.com/aaz6Vgj.gif

y.winter
13-02-2017, 08:57 PM
The bedsit to make a comeback?

LukeB
13-02-2017, 08:58 PM
Ok. this was hard but i've done this to help my team win.

So my last rose goes to......Dezzy

http://www.680news.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/sites/2/2014/01/rose.jpg.jpg

Denver
13-02-2017, 08:59 PM
Mess at 2 people not showing up yet stay

Denver
13-02-2017, 08:59 PM
Bit of a biased vote as well :idc:

Cal.
13-02-2017, 08:59 PM
Bye slag.

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 09:00 PM
Clever thinking luke. Dezzy for the chop next time then! R.

Cal.
13-02-2017, 09:00 PM
She's going home! She's going home! She's going, Mercedes is going home!

Will.
13-02-2017, 09:00 PM
Mercedes-Fanjita India Meyer (Adam.) you have been eliminated from TiBB's The Bachelor! Thank you for playing!

T*
13-02-2017, 09:00 PM
3rd rose goes to... Tom



http://www.680news.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/sites/2/2014/01/rose.jpg.jpg



Thank you

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 09:00 PM
Not easy being first one out . R.

Denver
13-02-2017, 09:01 PM
Mess at the only former winner going home 1st

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 09:02 PM
Dezzy :love:

Sorry to see you go Adam :sad: We had some good times http://i.imgur.com/aaz6Vgj.gif
You've been amazing as always :clap1:

Well done on making the decision Luke, I'd have hated that.

Will.
13-02-2017, 09:02 PM
It's time for the next task!

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 09:02 PM
NOOO not Miss Mercedes Fanjita! You'll be sorely missed

https://media.tenor.co/images/ae1fa4ebc2f797b5b33e64ea63a3ae2a/raw

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 09:03 PM
Exciting! C.

T*
13-02-2017, 09:03 PM
Tom and Dezzy have not posted yet on team Jamie

yes, even though I made the first thread, designed the poster, kept asking for critique I apparently haven't posted in Team Jamie? :bored:

Denver
13-02-2017, 09:03 PM
NOOO not Miss Mercedes Fanjita! You'll be sorely missed

https://media.tenor.co/images/ae1fa4ebc2f797b5b33e64ea63a3ae2a/raw

I'll be rooting for you chick <3

LukeB
13-02-2017, 09:04 PM
Well done on making the decision Luke, I'd have hated that.

let me win the next task then
http://i.imgur.com/uyOH0ft.gif

seriously, i thought it would be easy but really wasn't.

Denver
13-02-2017, 09:04 PM
yes, even though I made the first thread, designed the poster, kept asking for critique I apparently haven't posted in Team Jamie? :bored:

I meant tonight and i was trying to get the vote to stay with obvs failed but you know i love you now <3

Cal.
13-02-2017, 09:05 PM
I'll be rooting for you chick <3

https://i2.wp.com/media3.giphy.com/media/cTH65E03M5Gso/giphy.gif

T*
13-02-2017, 09:05 PM
I meant tonight and i was trying to get the vote to stay with obvs failed but you know i love you now <3

A bit crappy of you to do anyway bc of all the work I put in yesterday but okay :/

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 09:06 PM
https://i2.wp.com/media3.giphy.com/media/cTH65E03M5Gso/giphy.gif

:joker::joker::joker:

Denver
13-02-2017, 09:06 PM
https://i2.wp.com/media3.giphy.com/media/cTH65E03M5Gso/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/KcFz2WHmBMhAQ/giphy.gif

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 09:07 PM
let me win the next task then
http://i.imgur.com/uyOH0ft.gif

seriously, i thought it would be easy but really wasn't.

Oh it's game on now babes http://i.imgur.com/NSSdSsZ.jpg?1

Team Jamie are coming for the next win!

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 09:08 PM
Such long ad breaks! R.

LukeB
13-02-2017, 09:09 PM
Oh it's game on now babes http://i.imgur.com/NSSdSsZ.jpg?1

Team Jamie are coming for the next win!

I gave my team vajazzles for luck http://i.imgur.com/NSSdSsZ.jpg?1

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 09:10 PM
I gave my team vajazzles for luck http://i.imgur.com/NSSdSsZ.jpg?1

Ha ha yes I love mine . C.

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 09:11 PM
I gave my team vajazzles for luck http://i.imgur.com/NSSdSsZ.jpg?1

My team didn't need them, they were already immaculately vajazzled http://i.imgur.com/NSSdSsZ.jpg?1

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 09:12 PM
Am glad these long ad breaks give me time to work on my figure

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/332248/slide_332248_3298031_free.gif

Will.
13-02-2017, 09:12 PM
But first, it's... Stephanie! (SuperV) age unknown, from Oklahoma.

http://www.troll.me/images/fat-black-lady/fat-black-lady.jpg


I have to pull cows every day to get the white stuff out. Super, *****able, Amazing. I will snatch the weaves and destroy them off of the basic hoes who will probably inside the mansion. This will be a walk in the park!

SuperV
13-02-2017, 09:12 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/bsOfgY0gJ8gKc/giphy.gif

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 09:13 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/bsOfgY0gJ8gKc/giphy.gif

SuperV a late replacement? :hee:

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 09:13 PM
Am glad these long ad breaks give me time to work on my figure

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/332248/slide_332248_3298031_free.gif


And they say black is slimming! C.

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 09:13 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/bsOfgY0gJ8gKc/giphy.gif

:clap1: Welcome Super!

SuperV
13-02-2017, 09:14 PM
SuperV a late replacement? :hee:

I'm no replacement... I'm the main attraction :hee:

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 09:14 PM
And they say black is slimming! C.

:joker:

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 09:14 PM
Welcome but you're not gonna beat Ron! He he C.

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 09:15 PM
I'm no replacement... I'm the main attraction :hee:

well we need you on our team because we're sinking here.

SuperV
13-02-2017, 09:15 PM
well we need you on our team because we're sinking here.

Yeah, Will what team am I on?

Will.
13-02-2017, 09:15 PM
Script A Bitch! Task!

For tonights task each team will have to write their own script to a reality TV show. The show can be made up and everything can be imaginary, contestants are encouraged to use their creative skills.

Luke and Jamie will not be involved in this task, they will be judging and this therefore means they will have no idea which entry is from which team.

Luke and Jamie will be removed from the social groups, once each team has finished please PM me the script.

Luke and Jamie will decide which script is the best.

Each team has until 10:30PM.

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 09:16 PM
The Challenge - Back To Reality sponsoring TiBB's The Bachelor?

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 09:17 PM
What a great idea I love creative writing . But I'm going to bed soon . C.

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 09:17 PM
Script A Bitch! Task!

For tonights task each team will have to write their own script to a reality TV show. The show can be made up and everything can be imaginary, contestants are encouraged to use their creative skills.

Luke and Jamie will not be involved in this task, they will be judging and this therefore means they will have no idea which entry is from which team.

Luke and Jamie will be removed from the social groups, once each team has finished please PM me the script.

Luke and Jamie will decide which script is the best.

Each team has until 10:30PM.

When the last time you wrote a script for a TiBB game and it won the team the task but they eliminated you anyway :smug:

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 09:17 PM
Ooh sounds like a great task! Good luck everyone

Will.
13-02-2017, 09:17 PM
SuperV will be on Luke's team.

LukeB
13-02-2017, 09:18 PM
Good luck my team

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 09:18 PM
SuperV will be on Luke's team.

:oh:

SuperV
13-02-2017, 09:19 PM
SuperV will be on Luke's team.

http://i.imgur.com/uyOH0ft.gif

T*
13-02-2017, 09:19 PM
My team didn't need them, they were already immaculately vajazzled http://i.imgur.com/NSSdSsZ.jpg?1


it's like a slip and slide of diamantes please help

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 09:20 PM
Bit unfair luke and Jamie will know which team is which teams from just reading them . Team luke will be the best funny one ! C.

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 09:21 PM
Will, what happens if me and Luke have different favourites from the scripts?

T*
13-02-2017, 09:21 PM
Bit unfair luke and Jamie will know which team is which teams from just reading them . Team luke will be the best funny one ! C.



Especially if you sign each line with R.

Will.
13-02-2017, 09:22 PM
Will, what happens if me and Luke have different favourites from the scripts?

It will go to a public vote.

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 09:22 PM
Bit unfair luke and Jamie will know which team is which teams from just reading them . Team luke will be the best funny one ! C.

I just realised you're signing with 'C' now, I love it :laugh2:

Will.
13-02-2017, 09:22 PM
Contestants can not use their names in the script, all characters should be those not in the game.

y.winter
13-02-2017, 09:24 PM
What does a script should contain? a scene/an entire format storyline? I'm not 100% sure how it should look like.

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 09:25 PM
Can other forum members be in the script such as Niamh and leather trumpet ? C.

Will.
13-02-2017, 09:27 PM
What does a script should contain? a scene/an entire format storyline? I'm not 100% sure how it should look like.

Can other forum members be in the script such as Niamh and leather trumpet ? C.

A scene! You may not use anyone on TiBB.

y.winter
13-02-2017, 09:35 PM
Can Luke's team enter the social group :fist:

Ronald.
13-02-2017, 09:39 PM
Can Luke's team enter the social group :fist:

I am off to bed but I will catch up in the morning . Good luck team . C.

Will.
13-02-2017, 10:32 PM
The task is over!

Could both teams please PM me their scripts!

T*
13-02-2017, 10:32 PM
there
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar91353_157.gif

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 10:35 PM
The task is over!

Could both teams please PM me their scripts!

sent ours in luvvie.

Will.
13-02-2017, 10:41 PM
Thanks you both teams for the entries! Results in at 11PM!

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 10:43 PM
Thanks you both teams for the entries! Results in at 11PM!

Looking forward to losing again :dance:

Amy Jade
13-02-2017, 11:03 PM
Oh wow we don't have long for tasks. Sorry I wasn't around I haven't been well :(

T*
13-02-2017, 11:06 PM
https://m.popkey.co/baf825/AVppV_s-200x150.gif

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 11:07 PM
Oh wow we don't have long for tasks. Sorry I wasn't around I haven't been well :(

Awh get well soon <3

Will.
13-02-2017, 11:07 PM
Sorry for the delay!

Will.
13-02-2017, 11:08 PM
The team that has won is...

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 11:09 PM
Both fantastic entries btw :clap1:

Will.
13-02-2017, 11:09 PM
JAMIE'S TEAM

T*
13-02-2017, 11:09 PM
YAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAASSSS

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 11:09 PM
https://68.media.tumblr.com/88f5030d87e2aedf85e3aceb5fd39121/tumblr_n8gxxrQvU31r4yli8o1_500.gif

Ashley.
13-02-2017, 11:09 PM
:love:

Good job team x

Will.
13-02-2017, 11:10 PM
Jamie's team have won a pool party with the bachelors!

A social group will be opened where the party will take place.

Jamie89
13-02-2017, 11:10 PM
Well done team :love:

Luke's team's was brilliant though... the accents (I was creasing) it was so well written, and the Baby I Don't Care promo :clap1: Really well done

T*
13-02-2017, 11:11 PM
do we not get to see the entries? :(

Cal.
13-02-2017, 11:11 PM
Can we read Jamie's team's? :clap1:

Cal.
13-02-2017, 11:12 PM
Well done btw :love:

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 11:12 PM
Jamie's team have won a pool party with the bachelors!

A social group will be opened where the party will take place.

Yay I can't wait to get wet with these hunky meat joints!

Will both scripts be published here?

Cal.
13-02-2017, 11:12 PM
(I wrote our's btw so sorry team Luke </3 )

Amy Jade
13-02-2017, 11:13 PM
Awh get well soon <3

Thanks hun, tonsillitis sucks :(

Amy Jade
13-02-2017, 11:13 PM
(I wrote our's btw so sorry team Luke </3 )

Don't worry I am sure it was amazing!

Will.
13-02-2017, 11:14 PM
Jamie's team entry:

http://i.imgur.com/kyPhVi0l.png
Mean Mums - Season 13, Episode 22
“Partial Grammy Queen”

*Beyonce, Shakira and Britney are in Adele’s dressing room at the 59th Grammy Awards*

Beyonce: “Kelly, Michelle, did you get it done?”
Shakira: “Yes miss Beyonce, we did what you asked”.
Britney: “Hang on, who’s Kelly & Michelle? What did your last slaves die of Bey?”
Shakira: “Shut up Britney, you can’t talk about black culture if you’re white. Only us woman of colour like me and Beyonce understand”.
Britney: “But you’re white?”
Shakira: “I’m not white, I’m colombian!”
Britney: “But if you’re from Columbia, then why are you white?”
Beyonce: “Britney! You can’t just ask people why they’re white”

*Lady Gaga walks into the room”

Gags: “Hello Adele. Oh wait, where’s Adele? What’re you doing in her dressing room?”
Shakira: “ Hola mi amores am just cleaning Adele’s dressing room like a good cleaner I’m not associated with these singers whose identity I am not familiar, goodbye!”

*Shakira runs out of the room*


Lady Gaga: “Ugh what is that smell?!?”
Britney: “Oh Beyonce gave me some perfume, it’s Heat by Beyonce”
Beyonce: “Yeah umm Brit gave me some perfume as a pre-Grammy gift it’s, Midnight Fantasy”
Gaga: “Ugh you smell like a Baby Prostitute. Mixed with pure ****e!”
Beyonce: “What do you want Lady Dyke?”
Gaga: “Shut up Beyonce! I know you’re planning to ruin my best friend Adele’s eventual Best Album of The Year win tonight and me and my little monsters will not let you get away with it satan worshipping bitch!”
Beyonce: “You’re so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Stefani Germanotta. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Lyndell who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Stefani was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Lyndell, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Stefani, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack”.
*Gags raises the spirit of her Aunt Joanne who breaks Beyonce’s back in a cat fight*
*Meanwhile Adele arrives at The Grammys*

Adele: “Mum will ya stop fussing over me I’m 20 times Grammy winning Adele Adkins yeah and fame hasn’t changed me”.
Cher: “You watch your mouth young lady! You’re not too young to be grounded and I will send you back to Africa if you step out of line one more time!”
Adele: “Sorry, I’m just nervous because everyone’s going to be there when I win album of the…”

*Ariana Grande walks past and Cher chases after her*

Cher: “OMG DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK!”


*20 minutes later*

Lady Gaga: “And the Grammy for Album of The Year goes to… my friend, Adele!”

*the whole arena cheers*

Adele: “Wow I’m so shocked I’m just a Christian mother of one from Africa I did not expect this. You know I've never been to one of these things before and when I think about how many people wanted this, and how many people cried over it and stuff, I mean, I think everybody looks great tonight. Look at Jennifer Lopez, that dress is amazing and Katy Perry that hair do must have taken hours and you look really pretty. So why is everybody stressing over this thing? I mean it's just 24 carat gold, it's really just (she snaps the Grammy into little tiny pieces). A piece for Shakira, a partial Spring Fling Queen. A piece for Lady Gaga and a piece for Beyonce, she fractured her spine and she still looks like a rockstar. Thank you everyone".

http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/58a15baad1af756e234792b1/master/w_690,c_limit/adele-break-grammy-beyonce.gif

Will.
13-02-2017, 11:17 PM
Luke's team entry:

CELEBRITY TRAMPOLINING – SERIES ONE – THE FINAL

Vicky Pattison: Aareet bonny lads and lasses and welcome to the final of Celebrity Trampolining 2017! Along the way wuh lost our Sinitta, our Jake Quickenden, our Jeff Braizer and our Peter Andre leaving our fab lasses Lauren Harries and Jennifer Ellison in the final 2! Now, let’s move on with the show and let our Jennifer show wuh why she should be the winner of The Golden Trampoline Trophy!
*VT rolls*

Jennifer Ellison: Iya. I’m so fookin excited about tonight’s fookin performance. Aam gonna be doing a gorgeous bump drop followed by a pretty fookin elegant knee drop. Aam hoping the public pick up their phones and vote for mee to win the Golden Trampoline Trophy.

*VT ends*

Vicky Pattison: Take it away our Jen’!

*’Baby I Don’t Care’ by Jennifer Ellison begins playing*
*Jennifer Ellison strolls onto the trampolines in a tight white number and begins gyrating around, smiling at the screaming crowd*

*As the performance reaches it’s climax, Jennifer suddenly jumps and lands on her bum, but she fails to bounce back up. Her eyes widen with shock as the music stops. Tears roll down the Scouse bird’s face as she suddenly stumbles off the trampoline.*

Jennifer Ellison: Aam so fookin sorry! Aam so disgusted in meself! Aa don’t know what went wrong!
Vicky Pattison: Listen our Jen, you gave it ya all, ya smashed it pet, wuh still love her don’t wuh!
*Vicky gestures for the crowd as they begin to frantically cheer*

Vicky Pattison: Now unfortunately our Jen because you did that perform the bum drop or the knee drop for wuh, you’ve been disqualified. Get yourself off the stage pet.

*Vicky shrugs Jen off as she rushes backstage in tears. Vicky holds her earpiece close to her ear*

Vicky Pattison: Now because our Jen failed to complete the bum drop or the knee drop for wuh, that means that we have one very special lass backstage who needs crowning the winner of Celebrity Trampolining. Lads and lasses, please put your hands together for our Lauren Harries!

*The crowd erupts into furious cheers as Lauren Harries makes her way onto the stage looking baffled in a silk black ball gown with a white shawl. She smirks and waves at the camera and greets Vicky with a kiss on both cheeks.*

Vicky Pattison: Now Lauren lass, how does it feel to be crowned the winner of Celebrity Trampolining 2017?
Lauren Harries: Oh it’s just marvellous Vicky, just marvellous. I’ve been trampolining since I was a little boy and I’ve found my experience to be just exquisite-

Vicky Pattison: Okay pet that’s enough from you, lads and lasses Lauren is your winner of Celebrity Trampolining and will receive The Golden Trampolining Trophy. I’ll see you in the summer, have a good night on wuh!

*The camera fades out as Vicky is shown shoving Lauren out of her way before the camera closes in on mascara running down Laura’s face as fireworks go off in her honour and she clutches The Golden Trampolining Trophy, the winner of Celebrity Trampolining 2017. The credits roll.*

Cal.
13-02-2017, 11:17 PM
:laugh2: Genius, well deserved :clap1:

Cal.
13-02-2017, 11:18 PM
Mess that was @ Team Jamie's entry obviously

T*
13-02-2017, 11:18 PM
*Ariana Grande walks past and Cher chases after her*

Cher: “OMG DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK!”

:laugh3:

Will.
13-02-2017, 11:20 PM
Thank you for playing this evening, valentines day special tomorrow! And a very fun task that is very creative.

Amy Jade
13-02-2017, 11:24 PM
Both hilarious and well written well done everyone! Cal too, the accents :clap1:

Get Celebrity Trampoline commissioned right now!

Daniel-X
13-02-2017, 11:25 PM
Both brilliant. Well done to whoever wrote Jamie's teams and well done to Cal also :clap1:

Wizard.
13-02-2017, 11:27 PM
Both brilliant. Well done to whoever wrote Jamie's teams and well done to Cal also :clap1:

It was me tah pet special thanks to Tom for the titles and Ashley for her support it was a team effort!

Cal that was fookin hilarious I need to see this show! Very creative :clap1:

y.winter
14-02-2017, 07:47 AM
So funny
Y5nWckpDhKU

but really, well done guys! it was good :love::laugh:

Wizard.
14-02-2017, 08:11 AM
So funny
Y5nWckpDhKU

but really, well done guys! it was good :love::laugh:

:joker: was that for the CBB bumper things?

Ronald.
14-02-2017, 12:47 PM
Never mind team. There's always the next task. R.

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:31 PM
Hello and welcome to Day 3 of The Bachelor!

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:32 PM
It's time for tonights task!

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:33 PM
Build a Bomb!

Amy Jade
14-02-2017, 08:34 PM
Who went out last night?

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:34 PM
Each team must design their very own bath bomb for tonights valentines day special! Teams are encouraged to be as imaginative as possible. You can make a bath bomb that is out of this world! Both Bachelors are aloud to take part in this task as the results will be decided in a public poll. Each team has until 10:30PM.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lsNRaqK7_j8/VW8-BsWc-CI/AAAAAAAAMKo/SdXSYTywdHk/s640/Lush-Intergalactic-Review.jpg

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:35 PM
Who went out last night?

Mercedes and Jenna (Adam and Blurryface).

Ronald.
14-02-2017, 08:37 PM
How did blurry face leave I must have missed that bit ? R.

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:37 PM
Winning this task is very important!

Amy Jade
14-02-2017, 08:38 PM
Oh wait so the eviction was cancelled?

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:39 PM
Oh wait so the eviction was cancelled?

More will be revealed after the results of tonights task.

y.winter
14-02-2017, 08:41 PM
graphic design, right?

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:42 PM
A picture and a a description of the bath bomb is required!

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:45 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-c5PnV0Zb3Ug/VXwZ1klPIBI/AAAAAAAAEl4/TSSAi5WHROc/s1600/frozen-3.png

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:45 PM
https://cdn1.blovcdn.com/bloglovin/aHR0cHMlM0ElMkYlMkZpMS53cC5jb20lMkZ3d3cuY2FzdWFsY2 9udHJhc3QuY29tJTJGd3AtY29udGVudCUyRnVwbG9hZHMlMkYy MDE3JTJGMDElMkZDdXBpZF8wNC5qcGclM0ZyZXNpemUlM0QxMD I0JTI1MkM2ODM=?checksum=877940e78245c2c19c06200824 909a11345c6ec5&format=j

Jamie89
14-02-2017, 08:46 PM
I've never used a both bomb :shame:

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:46 PM
http://cosmouk.cdnds.net/16/45/980x490/landscape-1478613883-lush-bath-bombs.jpg

SuperV
14-02-2017, 08:48 PM
This task looks like fun!

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:52 PM
Good luck!

Jamie89
14-02-2017, 08:53 PM
Are any of my team here? :worry:

Will.
14-02-2017, 08:58 PM
This task looks like fun!

I want it to be fun!

y.winter
14-02-2017, 09:01 PM
Can we have more than one bomb?

T*
14-02-2017, 09:05 PM
I'm here I was having tea sorry

T*
14-02-2017, 09:16 PM
Can we have more than one bomb?

.

T*
14-02-2017, 09:18 PM
...

SuperV
14-02-2017, 09:26 PM
I have to go now, I have done as much as a could for LukeB team. You guys win it for us!

https://media.tenor.co/images/8089830ce0f25f53fa0efda055bdbb8b/tenor.gif

Will.
14-02-2017, 09:31 PM
Only 1 bomb is allowed, unless you have like extra small bath bombs like a collection of 3 for example which are meant to go in the bath altogether at once.

But no to sperate bath bombs which have no connection.

Wizard.
14-02-2017, 09:56 PM
Sorry I cant make it tonight good luck!

Will.
14-02-2017, 10:31 PM
The task is over!

Jamie89
14-02-2017, 10:32 PM
Good luck everyone

Will.
14-02-2017, 10:37 PM
Jamie's teamNEW FOR 2017
Lush Cosmetics is bringing out a line of Celebrity designed bath bombs to make anyone's bath as glamorous as their idols. February's bath bomb is 'The CupcakKe', specifically created for the Valentines season, seen below.
http://i.imgur.com/NwValW4.png
This is the first in the line of the new collection, and is already selling out in stores around the globe; so be quick and pick up the most romantic gift of 2017!

And if you like this one, keep your eyes out for March's bomb- 'Hypnotik-tok'! Designed by Ke$ha, This bomb is full of glitter and sparkle, featuring sweet notes of roses, lilies and Jack Daniels, this bomb is sure to turn any Bath time into Bop time!

Luke's team:

http://i.imgur.com/yi75MvN.jpg

Will.
14-02-2017, 10:44 PM
Done x

T*
14-02-2017, 10:46 PM
Why haven't we been able to eliminate one of team luke's players though :s

T*
14-02-2017, 10:47 PM
bc then all of them would've been able to participate in the task- ruling our victory last night worthless

T*
14-02-2017, 10:48 PM
did we win for nothing :S

Ronald.
14-02-2017, 10:48 PM
I love ours so much. Kim is so beautiful! R.

Will.
14-02-2017, 10:48 PM
bc then all of them would've been able to participate in the task- ruling our victory last night worthless

Unfortunately there isn't enough contestants for an elimination everyday.

T*
14-02-2017, 10:50 PM
...So what was the point of us winning a task for an immunity we can't use?

Ronald.
14-02-2017, 10:50 PM
Wouldn't mind a bath with a fizzing woodburn phwoar! R.

Will.
14-02-2017, 10:51 PM
...So what was the point of us winning a task for an immunity we can't use?

The reward of last nights task was a date.

There won't be an elimination either tonight however not winnings tonight's task will result in consequence which will go into full effect tomorrow.

T*
14-02-2017, 10:52 PM
The reward of last nights task was a date.

There won't be an elimination either tonight.

hmm

Jamie89
14-02-2017, 10:54 PM
Will, with future eliminations, is it going to be me and Luke eliminating people from each others teams or was that just a launch twist?

Will.
14-02-2017, 10:56 PM
Will, with future eliminations, is it going to be me and Luke eliminating people from each others teams or was that just a launch twist?

There will be one more elimination like this, but not until Thursday.

Jamie89
14-02-2017, 10:59 PM
There will be one more elimination like this, but not until Thursday.

Ok, thanks!

Ashley.
14-02-2017, 11:33 PM
Sorry team, been out all evening. Valentine's Day and all that x

Will.
14-02-2017, 11:34 PM
congratulations to Luke's team on winning the task.

Will.
14-02-2017, 11:35 PM
Jamie's team... losing the task has serious consequences and therefore you have been banished to the creepy woods to spend the night!

LukeB
14-02-2017, 11:35 PM
Well done my team :love:

Jamie89
14-02-2017, 11:36 PM
Sorry team, been out all evening. Valentine's Day and all that x

Not this two-timing revelation :shocked:

(Hope you had a good night :love: )

Will.
14-02-2017, 11:36 PM
Tomorrow the battle heats up in a shocking elimination... girls in the woods prepare for war!

T*
14-02-2017, 11:37 PM
Oh.

Amy Jade
14-02-2017, 11:38 PM
Well done team Luke.

Bad luck team Jamie

I'll be late tomorrow I have work until 8pm

Jamie89
14-02-2017, 11:38 PM
Well done Luke's team :clap1: The woods aren't too bad, can be quite romantic imo... "you're sure of a big surprise" and all that :creep:

Cal.
14-02-2017, 11:38 PM
Jamie's team... losing the task has serious consequences and therefore you have been banished to the creepy woods to spend the night!


I'll enjoy my boudoir tonight!

Ashley.
14-02-2017, 11:39 PM
I may or may not be able to make it tomorrow, eek... I'll keep you all posted x

Will.
14-02-2017, 11:41 PM
Please make your way to the woods...

Ashley. - Ashley
T* - LaTexas Mayonnaise
Riley. - Riley
Dezzy - Laverne Montoya

LukeB
14-02-2017, 11:42 PM
Well done Luke's team :clap1: The woods aren't too bad, can be quite romantic imo... "you're sure of a big surprise" and all that :creep:

Not you being lonely in your room tonight

Amy Jade
14-02-2017, 11:52 PM
I'm team Luke...why am I being sent to the woods?

Denver
14-02-2017, 11:54 PM
in a cast of 12 why did team Luke get 7 :think:

LukeB
14-02-2017, 11:55 PM
I got 6 :) one quit and got replaced

Amy Jade
14-02-2017, 11:56 PM
I'm team Luke...why am I being sent to the woods?

.

Jamie89
14-02-2017, 11:56 PM
Not you being lonely in your room tonight

I have an en-suite and a basket full of Cupakke bombs so I'm sure I'll be able to occupy myself :smug:

Jamie89
14-02-2017, 11:58 PM
I think it was probably just a mistake Amy :laugh: (although you're welcome to join our team if you'd prefer... I here Luke can be a bit handsy)

LukeB
14-02-2017, 11:59 PM
I think it was probably just a mistake Amy :laugh: (although you're welcome to join our team if you'd prefer... I here Luke can be a bit handsy)

Don't you be stealing anyone :nono:

SuperV
15-02-2017, 09:07 PM
Are we happening tonight?

Will.
15-02-2017, 09:10 PM
Hello and welcome to day 4 of TiBB's The Bachelor season 4!

Will.
15-02-2017, 09:11 PM
Tonight the war begins!

Will.
15-02-2017, 09:13 PM
1 contestants is going to be eliminated from the woods!

http://img10.deviantart.net/d7ae/i/2012/110/7/0/woods_at_night_by_satanoy-d4x1a4j.jpg

Will.
15-02-2017, 09:14 PM
Tonight, every single player not in the woods will be voting on who they no longer want to see in the game, including the bachelors.

The contestant with the most votes will be eliminated from The Bachelor.

Beforehand each contestant in the woods can write a short statement about why another contestant in the woods doesn't deserve to stay.

Contestants in the wood have until 9:40PM to write a statement.

The vote will commence at 9:45PM, votes should be casted via PM. The results will be revealed at 10:00PM.

SuperV
15-02-2017, 09:21 PM
Is that all that will be happening tonight?

Will.
15-02-2017, 09:22 PM
There will be a task and shakeup afterwards

LukeB
15-02-2017, 09:22 PM
Am i needed?

SuperV
15-02-2017, 09:24 PM
I will need to leave soon so can I vote now?

Daniel-X
15-02-2017, 09:24 PM
Good luck to everyone in the woods, haven't made my decision yet on exactly who I'll vote out :worry:

Will.
15-02-2017, 09:25 PM
YES AND YES.

SuperV
15-02-2017, 09:29 PM
Well that's awkward hahahahaha

Will.
15-02-2017, 09:34 PM
Voting is to be done via PM.

Will.
15-02-2017, 09:54 PM
VOTING IS OPEN!

LukeB
15-02-2017, 09:54 PM
Do I have to vote?

Jamie89
15-02-2017, 09:55 PM
Sorry I couldn't get online earlier and I have to go again now but I'll pm my vote... good luck to all the babes in the woods! :worry: :love:

Will.
15-02-2017, 10:02 PM
Voting is closed!

Will.
15-02-2017, 10:04 PM
I can reveal that Riley and Ashley...

Will.
15-02-2017, 10:04 PM
YOU ARE SAFE

Will.
15-02-2017, 10:05 PM
It's between Laverne (Dezzy) and LaTexas Mayonnaise (T*)

T*
15-02-2017, 10:06 PM
yay

Will.
15-02-2017, 10:09 PM
I can reveal that the third person to be eliminated from TiBB's The Bachelor is...

Laverne (Dezzy)


Thank you playing!

T*
15-02-2017, 10:09 PM
Dezzy :(

Will.
15-02-2017, 10:11 PM
Now...

It's time for a team shake up!

Cal.
15-02-2017, 10:11 PM
Sorry to see you go Dezzy :(

Will.
15-02-2017, 10:13 PM
Jamie and Luke it's time to pick new teams, please enter the social group to discuss your choices.

One team will have 4 members whilst the other 3.

A random stimulator has picked Jamie to pick first.

T*
15-02-2017, 10:16 PM
Stimulator D:

Will.
15-02-2017, 10:28 PM
The brief for the next task will be revealed tonight, as it requires lots of planning.

Amy Jade
15-02-2017, 10:33 PM
I didn't vote. Sorry to see you go Dezzy.

Will.
15-02-2017, 10:41 PM
It seems Jamie is offline so were complete the teams and brief on the next task early evening tomorrow, around 4-6PM.

Wizard.
16-02-2017, 12:18 AM
Sorry I missed tonight, thanks for keeping me in though!

SuperV
16-02-2017, 06:25 AM
Ahh! I won't be able to make it to tonight, that is 2am for me, no thank you :(

Amy Jade
16-02-2017, 07:15 AM
I'll be in work. Good luck everyone!

y.winter
16-02-2017, 07:31 AM
Dezzy :hug:

I wasn't here yesterday, I needed a good sleep :laugh: Good luck to us all with the mix :worry:

Ronald.
16-02-2017, 07:48 AM
Better luck next time dez! Well done to everyone who stayed! R.

Jamie89
16-02-2017, 09:00 AM
Sorry to see you go Dezzy :( Well done everyone else for staying!

Will.
16-02-2017, 03:20 PM
The new teams have been decided!

Will.
16-02-2017, 03:22 PM
Jamie's team:

T* - LaTexas Mayonnaise
Cal. - Jodie Marsh
Ronaldrogers - Carol
Riley - Riley Heidi Victoria CupcaKke Baby Bunton Beckham
SuperV - Jenna

Luke's team:

Ashley. - Ashley
Amy Jade - Stassi Doute
Daniel-X - Jordynn Mariel
y.winter - Winnie