Make the worst possible Summer All-Stars line-up

[rk3388]

We've seen who you WANT to return, but I thought it would be fun to try to think how CH5 could royally screw up this summer series

[LukeB]

Bear

[rk3388]

My worst but somewhat realistic line-up would be:

1. Stephanie Davis
2. Kerry Katona
3. White Dee
4. Claire from Steps
5. Carole McGiffen
6. Marnie Simpson
7. Casey Batchelor

1. Jeremy Mconell
2. Stephen "Bear"
3. Frankie Coccoza
4. Scotty T
5. MC Harvey
6. Stevi Ritchie
7. George Gilbey

[ThatsMyUserName]

Lauren Harries.
Katie Price.
Perez.
Nikki Grahame.
Gary Busey.

[Shaun]

Presuming they're still pretending they invented CBB

Male
Bear
Lewis Bloor
Ricci Guacamole
George Gilbey
MC Harvey
Jim Davidson
Kavana
Jeremy McConnell

Female
Marnie Simpson
Chloe Ferry
Katie Hopkins
Stephanie Davis
Stephanie Pratt
Rhian Sugden
Sophie Anderton
Casey Batchelor

All pretty awful / incredibly dull.

[rk3388]

Lauren Harries.
Katie Price.
Perez.
Nikki Grahame.
Gary Busey.

I wouldn't mind seeing them all in again :joker:

[reece(:]

Bear
Bobby Davro
Lewis Bloor
George Gilbey
Jeremy McConnell
Jack Tweed
Ashley McKenzie
Harvey

Stephanie Pratt
Samantha Brick
Tricia Penrose
Claire from Steps
Sam Faiers
Kristina Rihanoff
Danielle Lloyd
Casey Bachelor

[Strictly Jake]

Girls

Tricia penrose
Janice from Corrie
Danica Thrall
Stacy Francis
Kristina Rhianoff
Lacey Banghard
Casey Batchelor
Kelly Maloney

Boys

Lee Ryan
Stephen Bear
The Situation
Romeo Dunn
Kelly brooks ex who I can't be bothered to remember
Kirk from geordie shore
George Gilbey
Audley Harrison

Ewwwwwwww!

[Crimson Dynamo]

bear

/

[Cal.]

Presuming they're still pretending they invented CBB

Male
Bear
Lewis Bloor
Ricci Guacamole
George Gilbey
MC Harvey
Jim Davidson
Kavana
Jeremy McConnell

Female
Marnie Simpson
Chloe Ferry
Katie Hopkins
Stephanie Davis
Stephanie Pratt
Rhian Sugden
Sophie Anderton
Casey Batchelor

All pretty awful / incredibly dull.

It's depressing because this was literally be the CBB20 line up.

[Mystic Mock]

Girls:
1. Casey Batchelor (CBB13)
2. Amy Childs (CBB8)
3. Michelle Visage (CBB15)
4. Natasha Hamilton (CBB16)
5. Stephanie Davis (CBB17)
6. Megan McKenna (CBB17)
7. Marnie Simpson (CBB18)

Boys:
1. Scotty T (CBB17)
2. Jeremy McConnell (CBB17)
3. James Hill (CBB16)
4. Ollie Locke (CBB13)
5. Bobby Davro (CBB16)
6. Kavana (CBB15)
7. Grant Bovey (CBB18)

These are the Housemates from the Ch5 series that I honestly don't ever really see working out in many series tbh as they are just dull imo.

[Black Dagger]

You ****ing leave Natasha Hamilton out of this.

[MB.]

YEH DON'T HAVE TEH SHOUT!!!!

is the only thing she did in the house

[Maxxie.]

Had to use wikipedia for this :joker:

Christopher Maloney
Chris Ellison
Sherrie Hewson
Chloe Goodman
Cami-Li
Kavana
Katie Hopkins (4 from CBB15 as c5 lick that series ass)
Ricci Guarnaccio
Sam Faiers
Lacey Banghard
Rhian Sugden
Samantha Brick
Ashley McKenzie
Andrew Stone
Pamela Bach
Bobby Sabel
any c4 housemate would automatically make the line up better but if they were to c5 the **** out of it then
Danielle Lloyd

[Withano]

Danielle Lloyd
Jo O'Meara
Jasmine Lennard
Charlotte Crosby
Farrah Abrahams
Marnie Sampson

Coolio
Alex Reid
Vinnie Jones
Kirk Norcross
Andrew Stone
The Situation
Rylan Clarke
Dappy
Lee Ryan
Perez Hilton
Austin Armacost
Scotty T
Winston McKenzie
Bear
Lewis Bloor
Jamie O'hara

I just went through wikipedia and jotted down the *****. Any combination of these people.

[MB.]

Sherrie Hewson
Pamela Bach

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[Joelle.]

Kellie Maloney
Lacey Banghard
Tricia Penrose
Cami Li
Georgia Salpa
Rhian Sugden
Samantha Brick
Chloe Khan
Danielle Marr

Jonathan Cheban
Lewis Bloor
Les Battersby
Kavana
Lucien Lavescunt
Bobby Sabel
Ron Atkinson
Grant Bovey
Andrew Stone

[Rob!]

Bear
Scotty T
Charlotte
Speidi
Gemma Collins
Sam From Towie
Coleen

[Epic.]

Bear
Bear
Bear
Bear
Bear
Bear
Bear
Bear
And stick Jack Tweed in there too because why not

Ken Morley wins

[VanessaFeltz.]

Danielle Lloyd
Jo O'Meara
Jasmine Lennard
Charlotte Crosby
Farrah Abrahams
Marnie Sampson

Coolio
Alex Reid
Vinnie Jones
Kirk Norcross
Andrew Stone
The Situation
Rylan Clarke
Dappy
Lee Ryan
Perez Hilton
Austin Armacost
Scotty T
Winston McKenzie
Bear
Lewis Bloor
Jamie O'hara

I just went through wikipedia and jotted down the *****. Any combination of these people.

this is seriously very ****ty

[VanessaFeltz.]

Jamie CBB19
Calum Best
Bear
Frankie Grande
Stephanie CBB17
Jeremy CBB17
Coleen CBB19
Kavana CBB15
Jack CBB5
Scotty T
since i havent seen lots of series lets add some civilian housemates
Pav
Winston
Marlon
Ash
Chloe BB16
Danny
Sam BB14
Twins BB14

[Maxxie.]

Presuming they're still pretending they invented CBB

Male
Bear
Lewis Bloor
Ricci Guacamole
George Gilbey
MC Harvey
Jim Davidson
Kavana
Jeremy McConnell

Female
Marnie Simpson
Chloe Ferry
Katie Hopkins
Stephanie Davis
Stephanie Pratt
Rhian Sugden
Sophie Anderton
Casey Batchelor

All pretty awful / incredibly dull.

What's wrong with Jim Davidson?

[Maxxie.]

Danielle Lloyd
Jo O'Meara
Jasmine Lennard
Charlotte Crosby
Farrah Abrahams
Marnie Sampson

Coolio
Alex Reid
Vinnie Jones
Kirk Norcross
Andrew Stone
The Situation
Rylan Clarke
Dappy
Lee Ryan
Perez Hilton
Austin Armacost
Scotty T
Winston McKenzie
Bear
Lewis Bloor
Jamie O'hara

I just went through wikipedia and jotted down the *****. Any combination of these people.

It's funny because I actually like this line up except for a few :laugh:

[Epic.]

What's wrong with Jim Davidson?

What's NOT wrong with Jim Davidson? :hehe:

[Dash Darington]

I guess I'm the only person who would like to see Andrew Stone back.

[Tozzie]

Bear
Carol McGiffin
Helen Wood
Cameron Stout
Sam Evans
Jay McRay
Kitten whatever her name was
Charlotte Crosby
Stephanie Davis
Rylan Clark
Katie Hopkins
Callum and Angie Best

[jennyjuniper]

Bear
Helen Wood
Any of the Nolans
Any of the Loose Women
Any of the 'Too Fat to Work' brigade
White Dee
James Jordan
Any 'Kiss and Tell bints'
That twerp who wants to sue for winning a million.
Any of the Geordie Shore lot.
Ryan and Hughie
Lateysha.

[jennyjuniper]

Oh and I forgot Charlie Doherty.

[Dylan95]

Bear
Perez Hilton
Winston Mckenzie
Gary Busey
Kirk Norcross
Lewis Bloor
Heavy D
Jeremy McConnell
Steph Davis
Kellie Maloney
Marnie Simpson
Farrah Abraham
Samantha Brick
Jasmine Lennard
Chloe Khan
Stacy Francis

[Wizard.]

Jade Goody
Shilpa Shetty

[VanessaFeltz.]

Jade Goody
Shilpa Shetty

well that would be an interesting tv in 2017

[Mitchell]

For C5 Civ anyway

Conor
Danny Wisker
Dexter
Jackson
Jay McKray
Marco
Steven Goode
Winston Showan

Danielle
Georgina
Helen Wood
Sarah Greenwood

Sure I'm forgetting some female trash

[Dash Darington]

Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff
Natasha Giggs
Nicola McLean
Denise Welch
Coleen Nolan
Julian Clary
Rylan Clark
Charlotte Crosby
Abz Love
Lauren Harries
Jasmine Waltz
Dee Kelly
Ken Morley
Cami-Li
Nadia Sawalha
Perez Hilton
Jenna Jameson
Farrah Abraham
Janice Dickinson
Winston McKenzie
Danniella Westbrook
Gemma Collins
Aubrey O'Day
Frankie Grande
Renee Graziano
Stacy Francis
Jedward