Ch5HD 10PM Big Brother Discussion Tues. 4/7/17

[arista]

10PM tonight
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Grumpy Joe

[arista]

on in 15mins

[storybrooke]

You never know Joe might be in a happy mood today

[rph]

haha

[Cal.]

**** OFF with Ellie and Sam WE DON'T GIVE A ****

[arista]

on Now

[Kazanne]

Don't think I can be arsed with it tonight

[storybrooke]

OK Joe is not going to be happy this episode..

[Cal.]

When did they stop doing 'PREVIOUSLY' btw?

[LukeB]

How to get evicted... do what Joe does.

[MB.]

I thought Andrew liked having guys come in his face?

[rph]

yayyyyyyyyyyyy romance will be over!

[Greg!]

When did they stop doing 'PREVIOUSLY' btw?

CBB19

[LukeB]

day 29
something 29 am

[Greg!]

Omg BB8 flashbacks with this alarm

[storybrooke]

Joe and Raph bonding in the smoking shelter


sitting 5 metres apart

[rph]

hahaha kerian

[smudgie]

B B B B
Big Brothers Blue Bunnyboiler.:laugh:

[storybrooke]

Holy mackerel

Someone else in the Diary Room other than Ellie

[LukeB]

Deborah, we feel you

[Cal.]

Has she always had a Nigerian accent omg?

[Ant.]

Deborah is your accent ok

[Tinsel Toes]

Sad act step forward - wow shock its Ellie

[Amy Jade]

Who can blame sam fancying Issy over elluh?

[Owen19]

I love the accent OML

[Cal.]

Oh lmao

[LukeB]

That accent is iconic

[Cal.]

I can't STAND Ellie and Sam. Get them the **** out.

[Ant.]

Can deb do her nigerian accent more :love:

[smudgie]

That accent:laugh:

[Greg!]

LT shook by that explanation

[Brother Leon]

Ellie going all out for the sympathy angle and win now. Hopefully the public doesn't fall for it.

[Shaun]

Deborah :lovedup:

[Pete.]

Crown Deborah now

[LukeB]

Ellie going all out for the sympathy angle and win now. Hopefully the public doesn't fall for it.

90% chance they will

[TaylorCallum]

Raph rolling his cigarettes like that? Disgusting!

[Greg!]

"Open nominations" oh christ they have a name for it now

[LukeB]

Hannah clocking Simone :love:

[armand.kay]

wow Debs saying exactly what I said about her accent in that ridiculous thread.

[storybrooke]

Hannah you are on a roll

[The Grinch]

Go Deb.

Ugh Ellie so annoying.

[storybrooke]

Joe apologising for something

[LukeB]

oh shut up Joe

[LukeB]

Joe is still shook

[rph]

and there is the anti raph club smoking

[The Grinch]

oh shut up Joe

Does he ever?

[storybrooke]

Simone you're a gameplayer too, acting nice and following Ellie - the one who you 'know' is public fave

[Cal.]

Just realised that at least one of Chanelle, Isabelle, Hannah and Deborah will be in the final :love:

[Owen19]

Don't make it obvious Simone

[LukeB]

Does he ever?

unfortunately not

[Greg!]

Simone looks so ROUGH omg

[TaylorCallum]

I swear Raph goes and sits beside Joe just to annoy him sometimes :joker:.

[armand.kay]

Wow what a FAKE Simone is.

[Tinsel Toes]

OK own up ! Who dyed Joes eyelashes again ?

[Brother Leon]

Simone needs to be the first newbie out. Sam can follow then Sue or Andrew can take the money.

[Ant.]

"Some of you will face your fears" Joe to have to stare down raph?

[storybrooke]

Housemates have to face your fears

Joe has to be handcuffed to Raph for the next two days

[LukeB]

I swear Raph goes and sits beside Joe just to annoy him sometimes :joker:.

I hope so

[MB.]

Is this week's shopping task literally just "don't die"? :unsure:

[Oaker]

I love CBB14

[Epic.]

i'm three minutes behind and had it paused but Raph ruining Ellie's chances of winning temporarily :love:

[Amy Jade]

Imagine them releasing rabib foxes in there lol

[Epic.]

Housemates have to face your fears

Joe has to be handcuffed to Raph for the next two days

:joker:

[Ant.]

I swear Raph goes and sits beside Joe just to annoy him sometimes :joker:.

I hope we get to ask him when he returns <3

[LukeB]

Is this week's shopping task literally just "don't die"? :unsure:

They probably fail

[Shaun]

I'm sure Ellie and Sam were called together coincidentally.

[LukeB]

Why is Simone lying?

[LukeB]

It annoys me when people say they will share it, no they won't. stop lying.

[smudgie]

Is she on the batter then?

[rph]

I swear Raph goes and sits beside Joe just to annoy him sometimes :joker:.

hope so , it be funny :P

[Christmas Dynasnow]

10 mins in and the krays are intimidating hms . Figures

[Mullens123]

Simone models. Hm.

[storybrooke]

I wouldn't share the money

[The Grinch]

Sams bulge.

[LukeB]

first second chance evictee :fc:

[Epic.]

I'm three minutes behind. **** off Simone & Joe

[Cal.]

I would NEVER agree to share the money wtf

[MB.]

Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!

[LukeB]

Arista is on TV?

[storybrooke]

If I won the money I'd pay for 1 round of drinks for the other housemates
and only the ones I liked

[Ant.]

Arista is on TV?

Omg :joker:

[T*]

I'm not watching I'm watching RHONJ hehe

[Glenn-C]

Charitable queen Chanelle

[storybrooke]

Mother Sue

[The Grinch]

I'm not watching I'm watching RHONJ hehe

Thanks for the info.

[armand.kay]

Screaming @ hannah

[LukeB]

Phobias are awful </3

[Shaun]

Hannah terrified of white people <3

[Glenn-C]

Wow I love Smurfette and the incredible hulk

[smudgie]

What a faff.
Fake fake fake.:hehe:

[MB.]

"When she opens her mouth, it's just like... urgggghh"

No change there, then

[storybrooke]

I would reveal to Big Brother before entering that I am scared of money being deposited into my bank account

[Cal.]

'I'm forgetting she's actually a human'

Me as she continues with this showmance thing

[Greg!]

I'm forgetting she's actually a human

Me

[ChristmasNeeve]

Hanna 🤣

[Greg!]

'I'm forgetting she's actually a human'

Me as she continues with this showmance thing

I'm forgetting she's actually a human

Me

Shaken

[armand.kay]

"its when Ellie opens her mouth" *shudders* - Me

[ChristmasNeeve]

Tbf Ellie does loik lime a giant smurf

[LukeB]

This reminds me when Ross posted 50000 pictures of clowns on my wall.

[rph]

I would reveal to Big Brother before entering that I am scared of money being deposited into my bank account

smart idea , i like it

[storybrooke]

Waiting for the Joe/Raph rivalry

[Epic.]

Hannah nnnnnn

[Cal.]

Remember just 3 years ago when Helen and Mark were in the OK advert for the BB segment

[LukeB]

I hate this advert :yuk:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Utterly fake from Deborah and pathetic raph believing her

[Glenn-C]

This will never top Eileen Day shrieking in terror as fluffy teddy bears are dropped on her

[Ant.]

Remember just 3 years ago when Helen and Mark were in the OK advert for the BB segment

Remember Gina 4 years ago?

"And me... Gina Rio" :love:

[armand.kay]

Utterly fake from Deborah and pathetic raph believing her

that was Hannah, keep up.

[TaylorCallum]

Utterly fake from Deborah and pathetic raph believing her

You know it's Hannah by now, come on.

[Ant.]

that was Hannah, keep up.

Or was LT talking about Deb's Nigerian accent?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Wait for the fake dramatics in this next task

[TaylorCallum]

I'm sick of this "coming next". It'll be on in 5 minutes I don't need a preview.

[smudgie]

Wait for the fake dramatics in this next task

Any wrigglers and I am turning off:fist:

[LukeB]

"I look blue"

well

[Greg!]

SCREAMINY Hannah

[Ant.]

Chanelle omg :love:

[LukeB]

Ellie to be ejected for scaring Hannah

[The Grinch]

Ellie to be ejected for scaring Hannah

Here for it.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

You know it's Hannah by now, come on.

I'm sorry I get them muddled. Both are awful

[armand.kay]

I'm screaming

[Shaun]

Have we been treated to a Diary Room confessional yet of Ellie loving her blueness

[Epic.]

EJECT ELLEH

[LukeB]

Tom thinks he's cool. cringe

[Cal.]

Channy and Isabelle :love:

[Samm]

hannah is the star so far <3

[Epic.]

Have we been treated to a Diary Room confessional yet of Ellie loving her blueness

"Ah'm gonna turn into a bluepopottamees HAHAHAHA"

[Samm]

um WHY punish issy?

[storybrooke]

Poor Isabelle x

[Shaun]

:umm2: at a no-sunglasses rule

sounds like made-up BS to cause conflict.

[Cal.]

'Will housemates collect all fake tan products and bring them to the diary room immediately?'

*The group carries Isabelle up the stairs*

[storybrooke]

How is Ellie's bodypaint not rubbing off onto the furniture

[Ant.]

"Ah'm gonna turn into a bluepopottamees HAHAHAHA"

:joker:

[TaylorCallum]

Wait the Halloween theme, ICONIC! Them paying half of their budget to afford it.

[LukeB]

The music :love:

[Samm]

Have we been treated to a Diary Room confessional yet of Ellie loving her blueness

"i'm ded blue da ba dee da ba daa right naw"

[Brother Leon]

:umm2: at a no-sunglasses rule

sounds like made-up BS to cause conflict.

I remember that used to be a rule in C4 days and even early C5 I think. It hasn't been enforced for years though.

[rph]

:umm2: at a no-sunglasses rule

sounds like made-up BS to cause conflict.

i thought the exact same thing too , they need more footage

[armand.kay]

Hope this punishment is for two weeks.

[Cal.]

Chanelle prepares to claim another victim?

[LukeB]

mess i have to turn this down

[Shaun]

I remember that used to be a rule in C4 days and even early C5 I think. It hasn't been enforced for years though.

Really? :worry: what was the reason for it?

[Epic.]

This task reminds me of BB16 Eileen

[The Grinch]

Wait the Halloween theme, ICONIC! Them paying half of their budget to afford it.

:joker::joker:

[Samm]

wow i'm a celeb is on early this year?

[storybrooke]

I bet Joe would have been brave in this task

[Cal.]

The Halloween theme got more air time than Savannah

[Samm]

victoria's dead corpse suddenly falls from the ceiling and lands on andrew

[TaylorCallum]

Michael Myers is such a legend.

[Shaun]

idk why this task is done in every show, it's sf overdone and boring

[Glenn-C]

We're they not allowed move?

[armand.kay]

The halloween music is a mess :laugh2:

[Owen19]

victoria's dead corpse suddenly falls from the ceiling and lands on andrew

:joker:

[LukeB]

Michael Myers is such a legend.

Agreed.

[smudgie]

Ok.
They lost me at the snake.:nono:

[Amy Jade]

Crying over a few insects ffs

[armand.kay]

Cah Raph looks shook.

[Epic.]

I bet Joe would have been brave in this task

He would've shock declared he "Don't give a fack"

[Shaun]

"I don't CARE WHAT THAT IS, TOM. FFS."

me when T* tries to send me new Eurovision designs

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Pathetic

[TaylorCallum]

Pete Burn's gorilla coat to fall from the roof.

[storybrooke]

He would've shock declared he "Don't give a fack"

:laugh:

[Cal.]

No it isn't you ****ing dickhead

[Tinsel Toes]

"I look blue"

well

I'm green with Envy :joker:

[armand.kay]

Mess Debs better check under her wig for them bugs.

[Cal.]

*economy budget*

*holds 2 Dark Fruits in her hand*

[smudgie]

Flanter....surely it should be flappy then instead of happy.:joker:

Sam and Elleh are intellectually matched.
Settle down? It's a silly snog for chuffing sake.:laugh:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Simone snatching Steph' s relationship expert Crown?

[armand.kay]

Who in production is giving Simone coke?

[Amy Jade]

Its getting serious guys! they've spent 4 days together elleh is planing her ded narmel wedden

[Epic.]

pete burn's gorilla coat to fall from the roof.

"ArE yOu TeLlInG Me maI cOaT's bEen ArReStEd?"

[armand.kay]

*economy budget*

*holds 2 Dark Fruits in her hand*

Simone at the job centre?

[smudgie]

I am shook.
Washer and tumble dryer.

[The Grinch]

Simone, interfering as usu.

[Tinsel Toes]

OMG Ellie settling down ? 4 days you stupid mare.

[LukeB]

shut up bots member

[Shaun]

I can't @ BB needing to print the words "TUMBLE DRYER" on what is quite clearly a bloody tumbledryer.

[Epic.]

shut up bots member

[Cal.]

I can't believe she's planning on using 2 Dark Fruits to get pissed like seriously I wouldn't even bother if I only had 2 Dark Fruits

[storybrooke]

I am shook.
Washer and tumble dryer.

Ikr it was better when they had to wash their clothes in the bathtub :hee:

[Epic.]

I can't @ BB needing to print the words "TUMBLE DRYER" on what is quite clearly a bloody tumbledryer.

The same way they put "CRISPS" on a literal bag of crisps

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Bots member hits nail in head

[rph]

Ikr it was better when they had to wash their clothes in the bathtub :hee:

or the mangle

[armand.kay]

who's that fat man coming for hannah in the coming up?

[LukeB]

shut up bots member

http://p.fod4.com/p/media/6a8a126e40/QCqSea7wRh65F5GH0Yhb_monkey.gif

[Amy Jade]

I can't believe she's planning on using 2 Dark Fruits to get pissed like seriously I wouldn't even bother if I only had 2 Dark Fruits

I wouldnt drink it if it came out the tap its piss

[smudgie]

I can't @ BB needing to print the words "TUMBLE DRYER" on what is quite clearly a bloody tumbledryer.

You have obviously not met my son, he can't tell the difference between ours, and they are different colours.:laugh::laugh:

[Cal.]

I wouldnt drink it if it came out the tap its piss

I used to adore it but the amount I'd need to drink now would make me feel sick before I got drunk. It amazes me when grown men have pints and pints of it at the pub I work at.

[Oaker]

This series is honestly so boring now :skull:

[LukeB]

I wouldnt drink it if it came out the tap its piss

it's all about strawberry and lime cider

[Cal.]

Daniel-X is probably passed out in a field somewhere right now surrounded by empty Dark Fruits cans and I'm not lying.

[armand.kay]

I wouldnt drink it if it came out the tap its piss

sorry thats just rude.

[Samm]

Daniel-X is probably passed out in a field somewhere right now surrounded by empty Dark Fruits cans and I'm not lying.

sidhidheeu

[Shaun]

You have obviously not met my son, he can't tell the difference between ours, and they are different colours.:laugh::laugh:

Despicable :bored:

[Samm]

stop the hate against dark fruits imo

http://abload.de/img/aubrey1objn1.gif

[Cal.]

stop the hate against dark fruits imo

http://abload.de/img/aubrey1objn1.gif

They were cute in the summer of 2015http://abload.de/img/aubrey1objn1.gif

[Epic.]

Isabelle topping polls :clap1:

[armand.kay]

Dark fruits are lovely, and thats that on that.

https://earlytotheparty.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/giphy-13.gif?w=531&h=345

[LukeB]

Dan un cancelled for a minute

[Shaun]

When do these polls even happen

[Ant.]

Oh no i actually enjoy Joe for that moe

[LukeB]

When do these polls even happen

Apparently over the weekend. i didn't see anything.

[Epic.]

Someone gif Chanelle's "really...?" immediately!!

[Ant.]

Dan un cancelled for a minute

He's cancelled again

[Samm]

**** dan woodburn i hate him hate him

[LukeB]

Dan is cancelled again

[Ant.]

Get a neck, hater

[LukeB]

He's cancelled again

for sure.

[Samm]

**** this ugly as well

[Oaker]

Rustie :love:

[armand.kay]

Notice Hannah's haters look like hogs!

[Epic.]

Awwww Isabelle's warmed :love:

[storybrooke]

Aw Isabelle she's cute

[Samm]

rustie <3

[Epic.]

RUSTY OPINIONS :love:

[Ant.]

Oh its the fit, unnecesarry Tweet reader

[Greg!]

**** dan woodburn i hate him hate him

He's an evil rat

[Shaun]

Rustie :love:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Haha Hannah holed below the waterline by torpedo dan. He destroyed her

[Ant.]

"I really dont give a ****" is that your response to everything Joe?

[armand.kay]

Dan is cancelled again

The beast was never in my good books.

[LukeB]

RUSTY OPINIONS :love:

CBB20 here she comes

[Jodie.]

Hannah is making me wee tonight:joker::joker:

HAR HAR YOU HAD TO STO-OPP

[TaylorCallum]

Spin the bottle. So inventive.

[Epic.]

Joe's utterly ridiculous dab attempt :joker:

[MB.]

Rustie Lee is the Prime Minister

[LukeB]

The beast was never in my good books.

Same i just liked how he gave a positive to Chanelle, but apparently he's a bigot?

[Amy Jade]

Where abouts in the bible is 'Too glam to give a damn' guys?

[rph]

well if joe doesnt care then he doesnt care we vote him out this week then hehe

[Ross.]

Omg that didn't even sound like Raph speaking

[LukeB]

Joe has some massive issues with Raph.

[smudgie]

I love Rustie.

[storybrooke]

Ok Joe

[Epic.]

Bye Joe :wavey:

[armand.kay]

Sorry why is Raph pressed he got himself involved.

[Ross.]

Not Raph's "horrible people" moment

[LukeB]

Joe is shook. go home

[Epic.]

Raph's "Horrible man" to serve Deana's "Horrible people"

[Brother Leon]

Joe v The Gays. What a showdown :clap1:

[armand.kay]

Joe hasn't really done anything wrong they both just came at him

[LukeB]

Raph's "Horrible man" to serve Deana's "Horrible people"

:clap1: legends only

[Epic.]

Not Raph's "horrible people" moment

In honor of Deana

[The Grinch]

Oh no Joe getting angry lol.

[Cal.]

Tbh Raph does irritate me sometimes when he adds his little comments in and I only see 45 mins a night!

[Owen19]

Kieran "if you react."

But Raph isn't doing anything for Joe to react to?

[TaylorCallum]

I don't like Joe but I don't actually think he did anything wrong :skull:.

[armand.kay]

Andrew needs to not be a beg.

[Samm]

ahh the gays vs joe

[The Grinch]

Not Raph's "horrible people" moment

Gif it now.

[Cal.]

Did Vanessa shape shift into Andrew on his way in?

[TaylorCallum]

This Andrew/Raph showmance. I feel the sexual tension through the screen.