Mrluvaluva
25-04-2007, 11:36 AM
I found this funny, so am sharing with you
I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I had
a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to
buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede
which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box
back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off
by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The
Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?" . But there was no answer.
This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?".
But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited
a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against
the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box: .......................
wait for it...it's worth it!!!!
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my ********ng shoes on."
I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I had
a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to
buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede
which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box
back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off
by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The
Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?" . But there was no answer.
This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?".
But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited
a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against
the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box: .......................
wait for it...it's worth it!!!!
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my ********ng shoes on."