My chinese delivery guy had a heart attack!

[Wizard.]

Because I left the door open and he saw me like this

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[Marsh.]

Trisha Paytas hew

[MB.]

Pork dumplings :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

There is nothing sexy about a chav chinese takeaway

:facepalm:

[Greg!]

I just saw god.

[Littlegreen]

What she doesn't know is somebody in that building opposite is getting a right good view.

[Cherie]

What she doesn't know is somebody in that building opposite is getting a right good view.

I hope she knows at this stage that standing naked in front of an open curtained window might afford outsiders a view..mind you maybe the pennys not dropped