The Class of 2k17 as rated by Matthew - Ranking COMPLETE!

[JerseyWins]

What the fook has this list come to :worry:

[RileyH]

i haven’t seen that much of bb19 to say definitely but i quite like them actually

But you stan Halloween? :conf2:

[JerseyWins]

Actually this top 10 is not really that bad at all... :clap2: more that Brandi/Helen #11-12 is a major stretch

1. Kim
2. Trisha
3. Sukhvinder
4. Rebecca
5. Deborah
6. Sue
7. Isabelle
8. Chad
9. Coleen
10. Chanelle

Tough to rank Sukhvinder/Deborah/Rebecca but that's probably what I'd say in hindsight.

[LukeB]

Actually this top 10 is not really that bad at all... :clap2: more that Brandi/Helen #11-12 is a major stretch


2. Trisha



https://media2.giphy.com/media/LwDpRCsAwos7iqgCMg/giphy.gif

[JerseyWins]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/LwDpRCsAwos7iqgCMg/giphy.gif
Trisha Queen https://i.imgur.com/yjEsuIy.gif

[LukeB]

Trisha Scumhttps://i.imgur.com/yjEsuIy.gif

I agree
https://i.imgur.com/yjEsuIy.gif

[montblanc]

Alternatively, saying fack is a good option too

"get ha the fack out here before i smash ha facking face in" http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/kayleigh.png

[Matthew.]

But you stan Halloween? :conf2:

yeah like i said i haven’t seen enough to decide who i stan and who i don’t atan. my favourites are alex, kevin and christmas though

[Matthew.]

Actually this top 10 is not really that bad at all... :clap2: more that Brandi/Helen #11-12 is a major stretch

1. Kim
2. Trisha
3. Sukhvinder
4. Rebecca
5. Deborah
6. Sue
7. Isabelle
8. Chad
9. Coleen
10. Chanelle

Tough to rank Sukhvinder/Deborah/Rebecca but that's probably what I'd say in hindsight.

5 of these match mine

[RileyH]

yeah like i said i haven’t seen enough to decide who i stan and who i don’t atan. my favourites are alex, kevin and christmas though

Alex? :laugh2:

Christmas I kinda understand as I liked her until near the end, but Alex? :laugh3:

[JerseyWins]

"get ha the fack out here before i smash ha facking face in" http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/kayleigh.png
Are you FACKING JOKING ME?! http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/kayleigh.png

5 of these match mine
:clap1:

[Matthew.]

Alex? :laugh2:

Christmas I kinda understand as I liked her until near the end, but Alex? :laugh3:

yeah i like her, she seems interesting and nice, is my opinion about to change?

[RileyH]

yeah i like her, she seems interesting and nice, is my opinion about to change?

How far in are you :suspect:

[LukeB]

Alex? :laugh2:

Christmas I kinda understand as I liked her until near the end, but Alex? :laugh3:

Alex > Thanksgiving

i don't like both but who voted Josh to win are better than the Paul voters

[RileyH]

Alex > Thanksgiving

i don't like both but who voted Josh to win are better than the Paul voters

Christmas was harmless tho :suspect: Alex was spiteful

[LukeB]

yeah i like her, she seems interesting and nice, is my opinion about to change?

If i were you, don't even bother with it!

[LukeB]

Christmas was harmless tho :suspect: Alex was spiteful

:joker: Christmas was just as spiteful as Alex was.

[Jason.]

Alex redeemed herself in the finale

"You said it was just a game and that we can be friends afterwards, if that's true, then let's be friends. Otherwise, I'm voting for the person that stabbed me in the front instead of the back!"

[RileyH]

:joker: Christmas was just as spiteful as Alex was.

bitch where

[LukeB]

bitch where

live feeds :douf:

[Jason.]

And Alex at least apologised after the show, Christmas was a slag.

[JerseyWins]

Alex redeemed herself in the finale

"You said it was just a game and that we can be friends afterwards, if that's true, then let's be friends. Otherwise, I'm voting for the person that stabbed me in the front instead of the back!"
Alex only sucked towards the end tho!

[RileyH]

crippled Christmas > Alex and that's that
http://78.media.tumblr.com/9a7fa05bb7d635f0d2d843dd7f50577e/tumblr_inline_oxhld2f2HY1s0oj5k_500.gif

[Jason.]

Puppet Master Raven >

[RileyH]

Puppet Master Raven >

oh wow queen :lovedup:

[Matthew.]

10.
Chanelle McCleary
BB18 - 9th Housemate Evicted - 9 nominations

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article10567871.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Big-Brother-Launch.jpg

WAAAAAHHHHHHH!

So Chanelle’s VT is the last one I watch and I think to myself: She’s going to be my favourite. Out of all the girls we’ve seen tonight, she’s the loudest but in a nice way. Sure she can be like proper loud, but Chanelle doesn’t have a bad bone in her body really. Having said that, she is a bit like Mum coming home from work. If she’s in a bad mood, everyone’s in a bad mood. Walking on eggshells.

I think that she always stuck up for what was right when she was a housemate (have to admit to being on Rebecca’s side on Deborah and Kieran’s wedding day) and she did lose it a couple of times in an unacceptable manner but she always redeemed herself I thought. And I want her back for all stars.

Who’s next?
I can already see the comments

“ugh finally”
“she should’ve been cut ages ago”
“she’s scum”

[RileyH]

Jody and Maven are the only ones I care about from 19 tbh

[RileyH]

Chanelle :love:

[Matthew.]

Alex redeemed herself in the finale

"You said it was just a game and that we can be friends afterwards, if that's true, then let's be friends. Otherwise, I'm voting for the person that stabbed me in the front instead of the back!"

I’ve seen this in an interview with Paul, i like that quote

[Epic.]

Why are you still doing the hints thing in the top 10? It kind of ruins the difficulty the longer it continues

[Matthew.]

Jody and Maven are the only ones I care about from 19 tbh

ew not raven

[Matthew.]

Why are you still doing the hints thing in the top 10? It kind of ruins the difficulty the longer it continues

idk :laugh:
i like the hints

[Matthew.]

How far in are you :suspect:

just clips off of youtube, like i said not enough to make a good judgement

[montblanc]

not ha underwear showing in that picture :skull:

[JerseyWins]

Who’s next?
I can already see the comments

“ugh finally”
“she should’ve been cut ages ago”
“she’s scum”
http://junketdrawer.com/BB19/WinnerRevealPaul.gif

[Matthew.]

9.
Coleen Nolan
CBB19 - Winner - 3 nominations

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/586e1ec215000030069175c4.jpeg?cache=cYtBwcvSLK&ops=scalefit_630_noupscale

Coleen is getting an unjust top 3 when she ****ing sucks. Do we need this.

He's putting Coleen extremely high i'm afraid to tell you. It's definitely going to be Isabelle out next :whistle:

Coleen Nolan needs to piss off

Get Coleen Out

Coleen
tbh. THERE's BETTER

Get the impression that ColNol’s not that popular here?

For some reason that I don’t know, there are people here that associate me with the fact that I voted for Coleen to win CBB19. Kim was my favourite, which has become apparent now but I voted for Coleen (twice, I may add) because I was not going to let her go out in the semi-final (my first vote) and I was not going to let her go out in sixth place. I knew that Kim was getting Top 3. I didn’t know that Coleen was getting Top 3.

Can I just say that I really like Coleen Nolan outside of Big Brother and having only seen clips of CBB10, I was very excited when she went in. I couldn’t believe it, but I was. If I was a member, you would have seen:

Matthew.
#CBBMATTHEW

Favourites (more)
CBB19: Coleen Nolan

Yes. She’s just a normal person. I don’t often go in for the ones who make it their mission to make a scene, I usually go in for those like Coleen or Helen Lederer. And her friendship with James C is everything. It’s like me and our Dennis down the pub, drinking drink after drink (substituting Coleen’s cigarette after cigarette) and judging everybody. Because that’s what I do. And you know what? I don’t regret voting for Coleen to win at all, because it paid off. She won. Best winner since I started watching. (Well, Isabelle and Courtney have now overtaken that spot, but at the time)

Who’s next?
I can already see the comments

“ugh finally”
“she should’ve been cut ages ago”
“she’s scum”

[Epic.]

This told me nothing about why you like this moany, whingey, self-pitying non-entity. How she beat Jedward who consistently provided loads of entertainment and dynamic charisma I'll never know.

[JerseyWins]

Oh phew I thought Trisha was gonna be next where Coleen placed

Who’s next?
I can already see the comments

“ugh finally”
“she should’ve been cut ages ago”
“she’s scum”
http://junketdrawer.com/BB19/WinnerRevealPaul.gif

[Morgan.]

Hmmm

[Matthew.]

This told me nothing about why you like this moany, whingey, self-pitying non-entity. How she beat Jedward who consistently provided loads of entertainment and dynamic charisma I'll never know.

not impressed i take it?

[Matthew.]

8.
Trisha Paytas
CBB20 - Walked - 3 nominations

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Trisha+Paytas+Celebrity+Brother+Launch+Night+FbJNc D4BdF6l.jpg

Right... Time to justify...

We all loved Trisha at the start. She was everyone’s favourite. Never would have won but we were all in awe of her pre-CBB and “Umm i think i’m just like a real like bitch, I like cry, I eat, I like you know, break down” endeared all of us. Now, between Launch night and Jordan’s eviction, I watched CBB20 from a hospital room (reaction to medications for the medical issues i have, everytime they tried to readjust the pills, i kept taking really bad reactions, just nasty stuff) so I couldn’t be as influenced by the internet in my opinions as I was for CBB21. I had a phone with a limited supply of 4G. The point I’m making is that I wasn’t as quick to dislike someone after seeing other people pick them up on it.

And so, I thought nothing of Trisha describing Sarah as a bitch or a dog (in before Epic/Robert does!) and I continued to like her and felt a deep sadness when I found out that Emma was right, Trisha went through with her plan to walk. I thought of her as a fantastic housemate and I still do because I liked her manner of not taking any **** from anyone and calling Jordan a hooker.

Who’s next?
Probably your No. 1

[RileyH]

Should've been higher

And so should Issy befor you cull her

[Matthew.]

Should've been higher

And so should Issy befor you cull her

it could be any of those that are left

[Epic.]

Should've been higher

How is top 8 for an ableist **** who was only in the house 11 days 'should've been higher' ?

[montblanc]

How is top 8 for an ableist **** who was only in the house 11 days 'should've been higher' ?
Should've been higher
:hehe:

[Matthew.]

How is top 8 for an ableist **** who was only in the house 11 days 'should've been higher' ?

here we go... :laugh:

[RileyH]

How is top 8 for an ableist **** who was only in the house 11 days 'should've been higher' ?

That's just my opinion :shrug:

[montblanc]

here we go... :laugh:

oH HEA WE GOH

she needs to be culled next :devil:

[Epic.]

Kim is in the top 2 with Baggy Fanny i reckon

[Matthew.]

7.
Isabelle Warburton
BB18 - Winner - 11 nominations

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/nintchdbpict000342163222.jpg?strip=all&w=641

Don’t kill me. This actually looks quite bad on paper, with her being my 5th placed on this for BB18. Don’t kill me. I think that don’t kill me.

Isabelle is probably the best winner there is. She had a proper good attitude, took down Pricktan, and pretty much reigned the house from there. She highlighted how **** some people were. Very great housemate who I can’t speak higher of. Nobody expected her to be as iconic as she was, she shocked us all and was the very deserving winner by over half of all the votes. Isabelle should be very very proud of herself.

She is a Big Brother legend in her own right. She needs to be on more TV, maybe more reality TV (Isabelle for I’m a Celebrity!) or something else. I actually can’t say anything bad about her. Great housemate and great winner after the last **** civillian winner that we had.

Who’s next?
We love a third place legend!

[Matthew.]

Kim is in the top 2 with Baggy Fanny i reckon

what happened to your ranking? you should go back to it, i want to know who won!

[Matthew.]

Kim is in the top 2 with Baggy Fanny i reckon

it could be anybody...:hehe:

[montblanc]

after the last **** civillian winner that we had.

i liked jason :oh:

[Matthew.]

i liked jason :oh:

i didnt

[RileyH]

****ingshock.gif

[Matthew.]

****ingshock.gif

why did i know this is what you would say :laugh:
either that or the actual gif

[JerseyWins]

Trisha robbed she was so funny

Isabelle is so overrated. I can understand liking her, I somewhat liked her at times myself, but the amount of praise she gets is dumb.

[Epic.]

what happened to your ranking? you should go back to it, i want to know who won!

I deleted it because I hated a load of things about it but it's being redone in a few months.

[RileyH]

Isabelle is so overrated. I can understand liking her, I somewhat liked her at times myself, but the amount of praise she gets is dumb.

How does she not deserve the praise she gets? :suspect: Best BB18 housemate by a mile

[Matthew.]

I deleted it because I hated a load of things about it but it's being redone in a few months.

nah but i can’t even find the thread, i thought you could only close threads on here but still be able to read them

[Morgan.]

nah but i can’t even find the thread, i thought you could only close threads on here but still be able to read them

Mods can delete.

[Matthew.]

Mods can delete.

this is brand new information

[Matthew.]

doing number 6 now! any guesses?

[Matthew.]

6.
Deborah Agboola
BB18 - 3rd Placed Finalist - 2 nominations

http://www.newhamrecorder.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.5058360!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/image.jpg

And now we go to the lovely Deborah, who is bordering on being one of the nicest housemates... ever? I knew I would like her based on her launch night VT but then I worried that Deborah and Hannah would be booed in. But! They got the best reception of the night and also had the classiest entrance. And then when introducing herself, she met Lotan and asked him if him and Arthur were together. Which I never saw one tweet about probably because the main entrance one-liner was “No, they call me Sukhvinder”

She wasn’t that prominent for the first week but whenever she was on screen, I always thought “Yes it’s Deborah” because she’s such an underrated housemate and honestly should have won out of the final 4. I mean it was the most predictable finishing order ever, but still a pretty good one. Everyone deserved to win, but I thought Deborah did most (ideally Deborah, Isabelle, Raph, Tom) and I voted for her to win. Next day I was admitted to hospital in an ambulance but the BB18 final was a good send off. In conclusion, a great housemate!

Who’s next?
Someone who did not have the traditional experience of going in on launch night through the front door, being evicted by the public and exiting through the front door

[RileyH]

Debs :love:

[montblanc]

queen deborah :love:

[Morgan.]

Just to touch on Issy, I enjoyed her at the time and I was kinda happy she won because at least it was a good winner (even though Raph >>>>) but every day that passes I'm just more disappointed with the result. Idk something obviously changed when she won as she doesn't really keep in contact with many from Thorn Cottage Crew - and then she's had so much work done (and kept up the bad tan) which she said she wouldn't and I think is a waste of the prize money if you ask me :shrug:

I still look fondly over her time in the house I just don't think she was/has been a deserving winner (and to see a superfan winner the show in a time when it's full of recruits and a
Wannabes would've been justice and given a bigger message to producers).

[RileyH]

Just to touch on Issy, I enjoyed her at the time and I was kinda happy she won because at least it was a good winner (even though Raph >>>>) but every day that passes I'm just more disappointed with the result. Idk something obviously changed when she won as she doesn't really keep in contact with many from Thorn Cottage Crew - and then she's had so much work done (and kept up the bad tan) which she said she wouldn't and I think is a waste of the prize money if you ask me :shrug:

I just don't think she was/has been a deserving winner (and to see a superfan winner the show in a time when it's full of recruits and a
Wannabes would've been justice and given a bigger message to producers).

April Fools Day is on Sunday :suspect:

[Matthew.]

Just to touch on Issy, I enjoyed her at the time and I was kinda happy she won because at least it was a good winner (even though Raph >>>>) but every day that passes I'm just more disappointed with the result. Idk something obviously changed when she won as she doesn't really keep in contact with many from Thorn Cottage Crew

I still look fondly over her time in the house I just don't think she was/has been a deserving winner (and to see a superfan winner the show in a time when it's full of recruits and a
Wannabes would've been justice and given a bigger message to producers).

this tbh, i didnt want to talk about this considering i was judging them as a housemate and how highly i ranked her

[montblanc]

Just to touch on Issy, I enjoyed her at the time and I was kinda happy she won because at least it was a good winner (even though Raph >>>>) but every day that passes I'm just more disappointed with the result. Idk something obviously changed when she won as she doesn't really keep in contact with many from Thorn Cottage Crew - and then she's had so much work done (and kept up the bad tan) which she said she wouldn't and I think is a waste of the prize money if you ask me :shrug:

I still look fondly over her time in the house I just don't think she was/has been a deserving winner (and to see a superfan winner the show in a time when it's full of recruits and a
Wannabes would've been justice and given a bigger message to producers).

excuse you she just announced today on instagram that she's opening a shop :oh:

[montblanc]

i would've rather seen deborah win tbh but i was happy with either result :cheer2:

[RileyH]

Issy > Tom > Deb >> Raph

[Morgan.]

Issy > Tom > Deb >> Raph

At the time;
Raph > Issy > Debs > Tom

Now;
Raph > Tom > Debs > Issy oop

[montblanc]

debs > issy >>> raph > tom

[Matthew.]

debs > issy >>> raph > tom

this

[RileyH]

At the time;
Raph > Issy > Debs > Tom

Now;
Raph > Tom > Debs > Issy oop

debs > issy >>> raph > tom

get taste

[Matthew.]

At the time;
Raph > Issy > Debs > Tom

Now;
Raph > Tom > Debs > Issy oop

i remember when i did a bb18 game you kept voting for isabelle to be first out in the final :laugh:

nobody else was but because you did it so much she got 4th place

[montblanc]

get taste

tom was irrel

[Morgan.]

i remember when i did a bb18 game you kept voting for isabelle to be first out in the final :laugh:

nobody else was but because you did it so much she got 4th place

I legit only did it strategically so she wouldnt win another game predictably. At that point I was still anti Tom anyway but no way I like him.

[reece(:]

debs > issy >>> raph > tom

And that's the fact of the matter

[RileyH]

I legit only did it strategically so she wouldnt win another game predictably.

pathetic

[RileyH]

tom was irrel

he was hardly irrel

[LukeB]

tom was irrel

https://media.giphy.com/media/4fNXTRLMfPBwk/giphy.gif

[Matthew.]

I legit only did it strategically so she wouldnt win another game predictably. At that point I was still anti Tom anyway but no way I like him.

ah ok yeah

[Jason.]

Tom was a prick.

Just admit you want to get in his pants and stop pretending like he was anything other than Lotan's doormat.

[RileyH]

He was amazing :lovedup:

[LukeB]

Tom was a prick.

Just admit you want to get in his pants and stop pretending like he was anything other than Lotan's doormat.

https://media.giphy.com/media/4fNXTRLMfPBwk/giphy.gif

.

Tom was an embarrassing sheep.

Hannah giving him hell in that room :love:

[Jason.]

I still look fondly over her time in the house I just don't think she was/has been a deserving winner (and to see a superfan winner the show in a time when it's full of recruits and a
Wannabes would've been justice and given a bigger message to producers)

And what message would that be?

It wouldn't have a changed a thing. Just look at BB16 and who won that series. Ever since then we've had casts full of z-listers and reality stars.

[Jason.]

And superfan / recruit argument aside, Raph was hardly riveting television.

[Matthew.]

any guesses for who’s next?

[Matthew.]

i’ll go update the OP just now and then I’ll probably do No. 5

[montblanc]

none other than the hurricane herself

[Jason.]

none other than the hurricane herself

NOT Hurricane Harvey

[montblanc]

NOT Hurricane Harvey

that literally flooded my city :oh:

[RileyH]

good

[montblanc]

good

http://i.imgur.com/K8xaaxL.gif

[Epic.]

And what message would that be?

It wouldn't have a changed a thing. Just look at BB16 and who won that series. Ever since then we've had casts full of z-listers and reality stars.

And after Chloe won I'm pretty sure all of the BB17 cast were in TV/from modelling/famous in some way besides Hughie and Chelsea which is 2/19 of the whole cast :joker:

[Matthew.]

Sorry i never did one today! Busy as fook at work and then i had to catch up on bbcan and then ann next door was arguing with her husband derek so i listened to that

will do one tomorrow!

[Matthew.]

5.
Sue Evans
BB18 - 7th Housemate Evicted - 1 nomination

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/sue-evans-enters-the-big-brother-house-at-elstree-studios-on-june-29-picture-id803550536

“Hi everybody, Great Britain, my name is Sue. Hurricane Sue.” Pure iconicness. A lot of people lost respect for the Hurricane as time went by, however I never understood why. Even if she was more like Windy Day Sue :hehe: instead of a full on Hurricane, she was still a solid housemate and I don’t see why all respect should be lost for her because of this. Unless it’s all Simone’s fault...

I felt that Sue should have progressed further and Chanelle should have been evicted the night that Sue was. I also feel that Sue was definitely more deserving of the money, which is probably obvious considering that all the other Second Chancers are in the red zome whereas Sue is well up in the green zone. But the one thing I will say is...

Why did Sue get less votes than Andrew on launch night?

Who’s next?
Will complete a series’ cast.

[RileyH]

overrated trash

[montblanc]

looking back sue might be one of if not my favorite housemate from that series tbh :ninja2:

[montblanc]

a scream https://media.giphy.com/media/Wq4tsBnAhn9Is/giphy.gif

[Epic.]

THE most underrated Ch5 civilian housemate by a country mile! :love:

[Morgan.]

Sue is only so low in my estimations because she went in asking for votes by promising a hurricane, then told us we were missing out on all of her chaos, then went in the house made no impact and was then evicted. She really underdelived and gave nothing from what her speeches promised. More of a disappointment than a bad HM.

[Matthew.]

overrated trash

don’t hold back

[Matthew.]

a scream https://media.giphy.com/media/Wq4tsBnAhn9Is/giphy.gif

you should know what to focking do

[Matthew.]

THE most underrated Ch5 civilian housemate by a country mile! :love:

we love a legend!

[montblanc]

the chanelle/isabelle/simone/sue was the worst set of nominees for eviction that series by a MILE

charlotte/ellie/kieran/tom and even raph should've been evicted at that point

[RileyH]

'6'4 showmance ****' was her only good moments

[Morgan.]

THE most underrated Ch5 civilian housemate by a country mile! :love:

Why though? She gave us nothing. If anything, this Ranking just proves how overrated she is and TiBB obsessed over her for the duration of the show (even before she's was a Second Chancer) despite there's being no substance.

[Matthew.]

the chanelle/isabelle/simone/sue was the worst set of nominees for eviction that series by a MILE

charlotte/ellie/kieran/tom and even raph should've been evicted at that point

should have been simone, andrew, sam and ellie

[montblanc]

Why though? She gave us nothing. If anything, this Ranking just proves how overrated she is and TiBB obsessed over her for the duration of the show (even before she's was a Second Chancer) despite there's being no substance.

a raph tea

[RileyH]

I think I need to do a ranking thread now to show how the rest of them should look :suspect:

[Morgan.]

the chanelle/isabelle was the worst set of nominees for eviction that series by a MILE

charlotte/ellie should've been evicted at that point

Edited it for you x

[RileyH]

should have been simone, andrew, sam and ellie

i like all 4

[LukeB]

I think I need to do a ranking thread now to show how the rest of them should look :suspect:

You're okay, i wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[Morgan.]

a raph tea

The difference is not that many people on here actually appreciate Raph as a housemate. 70+% of his fanbase is literally coming from members who support him for being a TiBBer and not for being a good HM.

[montblanc]

Edited it for you x

:love:

i forgot all about that gobby brat!

[Matthew.]

I think I need to do a ranking thread now to show how the rest of them should look :suspect:

please do!
not going to lie, it can be really hard to get inspiration to do it but it’s actually really good if you like this sort of thing (props to epic for doing 237 of these)

[montblanc]

I think I need to do a ranking thread now to show how the rest of them should look :suspect:

you should it'd be a scream :joker:

[RileyH]

You're okay, i wouldn't wish that on anyone.

no one asked

[Morgan.]

please do!
not going to lie, it can be really hard to get inspiration to do it but it’s actually really good if you like this sort of thing (props to epic for doing 237 of these)

Then deleting it and doing it again

[RileyH]

you should it'd be a scream :joker:

https://i.imgur.com/5XrymXr.gif

[RileyH]

please do!
not going to lie, it can be really hard to get inspiration to do it but it’s actually really good if you like this sort of thing (props to epic for doing 237 of these)

wait i need something to rank

[Matthew.]

you should it'd be a scream :joker:

and jasmine waltz is definitely winning that

[Epic.]

Why though? She gave us nothing. If anything, this Ranking just proves how overrated she is and TiBB obsessed over her for the duration of the show (even before she's was a Second Chancer) despite there's being no substance.

She was only there two weeks, how can you expect everything? And I don't really care about the 'she didn't deliver a hurricane!' thing. I enjoyed her for how articulated and compelling I found her to be against the house and it just felt mesmerizing to watch the superfan idea being used in a harsher way like Sue did it. And she was so panto about it that it always entertained me and never seemed nasty either. I'd argue TiBB didn't obsess over her that much at all and whenever BB18 is brought up, you'd be much more likely to hear Isabelle, Chanelle, Deborah, Hannah, Sukhvinder, Imran, Raph, Ellie, Lotan and Simone's names long before you'd hear Sue's. I know a few of those get negative kinds of feedback but they still get more talked about than Sue ever does now.

[Morgan.]

wait i need something to rank

(C)BBUK females

[Matthew.]

wait i need something to rank

the class of 2017

[RileyH]

(C)BBUK females

too many people

[RileyH]

the class of 2017

ok :hugesmile:

[Matthew.]

ok :hugesmile:

as much as i feel this is sarcasm, i would like to see this to be fair

[RileyH]

no i will :D

[RileyH]

y'all will be shook

[Morgan.]

She was only there two weeks, how can you expect everything? And I don't really care about the 'she didn't deliver a hurricane!' thing. I enjoyed her for how articulated and compelling I found her to be against the house and it just felt mesmerizing to watch the superfan idea being used in a harsher way like Sue did it. And she was so panto about it that it always entertained me and never seemed nasty either. I'd argue TiBB didn't obsess over her that much at all and whenever BB18 is brought up, you'd be much more likely to hear Isabelle, Chanelle, Deborah, Hannah, Sukhvinder, Imran, Raph, Ellie, Lotan and Simone's names long before you'd hear Sue's. I know a few of those get negative kinds of feedback but they still get more talked about than Sue ever does now.

Now yes as she's an afterthought of the series but at the time she was loved here (she was many peoples avi's, they would tell us all how the GBP were wrong, what we were missing etc).

And you use the point that she can't deliver everything in two weeks yet names from CBB and IAC make a lot of impact in the two-four weeks that they are on TV so why should Sue be different and require time to deliver? Similarly, HM's who have been early boots have made an impact - heck even Sally bloody Axl showed us a lot in her few days.

And you can brush off the hurricane Sue thing all you like but at the end of the day she relied on it so heavily in her speeches and campaign that we were expecting nothing less.

[Matthew.]

no i will :D

yes icon :cheer2:

[Epic.]

2017 was like ten years ago if i were you i'd wait until the end of 2018 to do the 2018 housemates considering we pretty much know most of your taste at this point

[Matthew.]

2017 was like ten years ago if i were you i'd wait until the end of 2018 to do the 2018 housemates considering we pretty much know most of your taste at this point

:fist:

[LukeB]

2017 was like ten years ago if i were you i'd wait until the end of 2018 to do the 2018 housemates considering we pretty much know most of your taste at this point

Knowing Riley, Lotan will be #1

[RileyH]

Knowing Riley, Lotan will be #1

Big Brother 18 (UK)
Isabelle

okay then :umm2:

[RileyH]

2017 was like ten years ago if i were you i'd wait until the end of 2018 to do the 2018 housemates considering we pretty much know most of your taste at this point

no one asked

[Morgan.]

Just do your top 10 RTV/Celebrity Talent Show Females

[Matthew.]

question: if isabelle’s new tanning salon business follows you on instagram, does this mean that isabelle warburton follows you on instagram?

[RileyH]

Just do your top 10 RTV/Celebrity Talent Show Females

no

[RileyH]

wait that does sound like a good idea actually

[Morgan.]

question: if isabelle’s new tanning salon business follows you on instagram, does this mean that isabelle warburton follows you on instagram?

No get a life

[Matthew.]

No get a life

:shrug: asking for a friend

[Matthew.]

naj but is riley actually doing it

[RileyH]

Just do your top 10 RTV/Celebrity Talent Show Females

I'm doing this but men as well

[Matthew.]

I'm doing this but men as well

sound, i’ll go do no. 4

[Matthew.]

4.
Chad Johnson
CBB20 - 5th Placed Finalist - 9 nominations

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/nintchdbpict0003429152982.jpg?strip=all&w=640

When I first saw Chad’s VT, I didn’t like him. I thought he was an arsehole. But I watched it again and I thought “This guy’s ****ing ace.” His performance in the house was fantastic, despite the showmance. I thought that he had a good attitude and that he was smooth yet likeable. Like properly likeable to the stage where he was my favourite housemate of CBB20. In a series with not many likeable people, Chad was a nice and refreshing (hate that word :yuk:) addition and without him, there is a possibility that I would have stopped watching.

I was like proper shocked that he got 5th place. Against Derek bloody Acorah and Jemma pissing Lucy and Sam ****ing Thompson, I thought “Yep, Top 3.” A Sarah win was inevitable unfortunately but I still thought that Chad should have done better than he did in the end. But he did very well and it probably means not very much but he was my top male! ;)

Who’s next?
A very argumentative housemate. Could be a shock.

[montblanc]

his instagram stories with his little fluffy dog are so cute :flutter: a man!

[RileyH]

i LOVE chad

[Matthew.]

any guesses for next out?

[Matthew.]

if anybody else would like to see some proper nice photos of chad’s dog, his instagram account is https://www.instagram.com/realpumpkinjohnson

[montblanc]

‘no babe you can call me sukvinder’

[Matthew.]

‘no babe you can call me sukvinder’

an icon

[Matthew.]

3.
Sukhvinder Javeed
BB18 - Walked - 6 nominations

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/imran-javeed-and-sukhvinder-javeed-arriving-at-the-big-brother-launch-picture-id692674918

A legendary walker icon. I can’t think of one member of the forum that didn’t like Sukhvinder (but then again, I could be wrong) and I think that her Big Brother journey, unfortunately cut short, was one of the most explosive and entertaining that we’ve seen in ages, joint with someone who is in the Top 2. She was everything that we mean by a normal, non-recruit who is real and entertaining, and we need more housemates like Sukhvinder, minus the early exit that is.

Iconic Sukhy
If there ever is an All Stars series, then Sukhvinder needs to come back. Obviously Chanelle will be the one representing BB18, but Sukhvinder (and Imran I guess) can also go in and maybe not get evicted. But one thing that I often wondered was if Tom hadn’t evicted Mandy on Day 5, Sukhvinder’s time would have been even shorter, so there’s that too.

Who’s next?
Either Kim or Rebecca as we enter the Top 2!

[RileyH]

****e top 2

[RileyH]

No offence

[Matthew.]

No offence

none taken

[Morgan.]

I like sukhy but she's overrated to ****

[JerseyWins]

I like sukhy but she's overrated to ****
Nooo

I can't remember who's still left in this but Sukhy is prob way better!

[LukeB]

I like sukhy but she's overrated to ****

She was great though! Messy,entertaining and she felt like a channel 4 housemate which was great.

[RileyH]

I like sukhy but she's overrated to ****

tbh

[montblanc]

sukvinder was a scream

[JerseyWins]

Sukhy yelling at Imran no matter what he did and Imran always apologizing despite probably not knowing what he did wrong either :love:

[montblanc]

'i did not leave my kids for this shyte! I DID NOT LEAVE MY KIDS FOR THIS SHYTE!' http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/sukhvinder.png

[JerseyWins]

'i did not leave my kids for this shyte! I DID NOT LEAVE MY KIDS FOR THIS SHYTE!' http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/sukhvinder.png
I know honey, I know. Sorry honey http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/imran.png

[Matthew.]

any guesses for the winner?

[RileyH]

Neither of them are deserving

[JerseyWins]

KIM WOODBURN of course :clap1:

Although Rebecca Jane #1 would be pretty hilariously iconic. :love: That's somebody's daughter!

[reece(:]

Suki is the C4 throwback we've all been waiting for

[montblanc]

i'd rather a kim win

rebecca had ha moments but she was an unlikeable gobby ****e most of the time

[Epic.]

i'd rather a kim win

rebecca had ha moments but she was an unlikeable gobby ****e most of the time

This pretty much, especially the embarrassment she made of herself when she came back

[JerseyWins]

This pretty much, especially the embarrassment she made of herself when she came back
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPn34yJR1o3qLSg/giphy.gif

That was one of her best bits :love:

[montblanc]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPn34yJR1o3qLSg/giphy.gif

That was one of her best bits :love:

that was probably the only time that i liked her bc joe was rude asf to her for no reason https://media.giphy.com/media/26FmQ55HDAq8gMenS/giphy.gif

[LukeB]

Suki is the C4 throwback we've all been waiting for

:clap2:

Sukhvinder walked and so did the ratings, she did that but it was nice to have that C4 housemate feel back because it's been so long hopefully we get some of those types instead of EOTB/Weekender/Dreamboys etc if they want to save the show.

[RileyH]

hopefully we get some of those types instead of EOTB/Weekender/Dreamboys etc if they want to save the show.

Channy/Elleh/Lotan > Sukhi

[montblanc]

Channy/Elleh/Lotan > Sukhi

:skull:

[montblanc]

suddenly i'm not excited for rileyh's ranking anymore

[LukeB]

:skull:

And he says he has superior taste to everyone on tibb when he just stans scums and bullies :skull:

[montblanc]

And he says he has superior taste to everyone on tibb when he just stans scums and bullies :skull:

drag ha!

[RileyH]

he just stans scums and bullies :skull:

give me 5 of the bullies I stan

[LukeB]

suddenly i'm not excited for rileyh's ranking anymore

It's going to be a shallow list </3

[JerseyWins]

And he says he has superior taste to everyone on tibb when he just stans scums and bullies :skull:
:laugh2:

Blew RileyH's wig straight off just then

[RileyH]

Blew RileyH's wig straight off just then

:suspect:

[LukeB]

give me 5 of the bullies I stan

Conor
Lotan
Helen Wood
Ellie
Trisha Paytas

[LukeB]

:laugh2:

Blew RileyH's wig straight off just then

https://shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/biogifdomenickabbate.gif?w=320&h=180

[RileyH]

Conor
Lotan
Helen Wood
Ellie
Trisha Paytas

I don't stan Conor or Elleh I just like them :suspect:

Helen I can kinda understand but Lotan and Trisha aren't bullies

[montblanc]

lotan bullied our issy </3

[RileyH]

lotan bullied our issy </3

I will never understand this

[LukeB]

I don't stan Conor or Elleh I just like them :suspect:

Helen I can kinda understand but Lotan and Trisha aren't bullies

The Isabelle treatment happened which Lotan started with his clique of sheep
https://i.imgur.com/5XrymXr.gif

[LukeB]

lotan bullied our issy </3

Isabelle destroyed the group leader and his sheep was left shook and left her alone
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/giphy19.gif

[RileyH]

The Isabelle treatment happened which Lotan started with his clique of sheep
https://i.imgur.com/5XrymXr.gif

Lotan never bullied Issy https://i.imgur.com/5XrymXr.gif

[Epic.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPn34yJR1o3qLSg/giphy.gif

That was one of her best bits :love:

That gif is from when she went against Joe which im not referring to at all, silly yank

[JerseyWins]

Lotan never bullied Issy https://i.imgur.com/5XrymXr.gif
But you also stan Jody who bullied our Josh!

[RileyH]

But you also stan Jody who bullied our Josh!

Josh & Paul bullied Jody actually

[RileyH]

and Mark

[RileyH]

scum

[LukeB]

But you also stan Jody who bullied our Josh!

Jessica is innocent imo

[montblanc]

god i hated bb19

[RileyH]

it was great until the double eviction

[RileyH]

just an awful cast

[LukeB]

god i hated bb19

It was awful! hopefully the casting is better this year but the only good moment was Josh winning over Paul.

[Matthew.]

It was awful! hopefully the casting is better this year but the only good moment was Josh winning over Paul.

from what i’ve seen, bb19 > bb18

[JerseyWins]

from what i’ve seen, bb19 > bb18
Yes far more entertainment in 19

The only good thing about BB18 was Paul and the jury house segments :joker:

(Granted, technically the only thing in general about BB19 was Paul too but there were a lot more explosions and craziness going on throughout that season)

[RileyH]

the only thing in general about BB19 was Paul

who said that

[montblanc]

i hated both bb18 and bb19

[Matthew.]

it’s coming...

[Matthew.]

2.
Rebecca Jane
BB18 - 3rd Housemate Evicted - 11 nominations

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oKIPn34yJR1o3qLSg/giphy.gif

here comes the iconic legend! The exact type of person that I would get on with in real life, my wannabe best friend. Rebecca Jane. First of all, she is a fooking scream with her way of explaining things which always seems hilariously hostile, which I found endearing (we can’t all be like Courtney Act) Second of all, I think that Joe Quaranta is a fooking dickhead and that needs to be known. And the person he disliked most was... Queen Bex! So this would already aligned me with her. Her time in the house was very short, and those who voted for Joe that night are people that I will come for. 30 votes for someone who had an attitude as if he thought he was proper jail and he was running the house. In his blllllloody dreams! Get to ****.

My favourite Rebecca moment was actually the gnome task when she got a shock at finding the gnome after saying “knowing Kieran, it will be under his bloody bed” as if she were his mother. And we can’t forget about I AM SOMEBODY’S DAUGHTER! because that is what is known as an iconic quote from an iconic hm. And that is where I leave and prepare the write up for my favourite housemate of the year, which is Kim Woodburn!

Who’s next?
take a wild guess

[RileyH]

Kim is honestly the most overrated housemate ever

[Matthew.]

Kim is honestly the most overrated housemate ever

https://media1.tenor.com/images/379d282511253bd020a84de3d3063731/tenor.gif?itemid=10686382

[montblanc]

a scream https://media.giphy.com/media/26FmQ55HDAq8gMenS/giphy.gif

[Matthew.]

a scream https://media.giphy.com/media/26FmQ55HDAq8gMenS/giphy.gif

how would you feel

[JerseyWins]

Kim is honestly the most overrated housemate ever
She is somebody's daughter! https://media.giphy.com/media/26FmQ55HDAq8gMenS/giphy.gif

[Barry.]

Is it Kim Woodburn?

[Matthew.]

Is it Kim Woodburn?

no, it’s sam chaloner

[Matthew.]

1.
Kim Woodburn
CBB19 - 3rd Placed Finalist - 15 nominations

https://media.giphy.com/media/26xBR9EJYXcLdMXle/giphy.gif

And now here we have my favourite housemate of the year. Kim Woodburn. Patricia Mary McKenzie. I have memories of watching How Clean Is Your House with my Mum when I was younger and being made fun of as a result but was i bothered? Was I piss. Just like Kim was often the victim of what I would consider gang-handedness but was she bothered? Was she piss.

The night she went in, I had heard a rumour that she was going in and I didn’t believe it. I thought that she wouldn’t do it, however was surprised that she hadn’t done it already. I remember her on I’m A Celebrity (shoutout to those who saw my recent Snatch Game performance on IATM, your support is appreciated) and thinking that she was iconic as ****, although not using that phrase at the time, I would have probably said that she was just entertaining as ****.

Then the three women were introduced. I wanted to switch over when Chicken Nugget Obsessed Irritant was announced and I’d briefly heard of Jessica Cunningham. Then Kim came on screen and I remember her first sentence. “Hello, my name is Kim Woodburn and I am now called the Queen of Clean.” Then I realised that she looks like a lady I worked with called Anne nowadays. Kim then overtook Coleen as my new favourite housemate immediately because I knew that she was going to be nothing short of amazing. And she was.

Although I didn’t think her first kick-off would be before she went to sleep that night! Chloe, who already annoyed me purely by her presence, was acting the goat and decided it would be a fabulous idea to jump in the pool. She did this, splashing and angering Storm Kimberly. Now, I would have been mildly annoyed as well. ****, I turned the splash button off while watching Ready Player One yesterday at the cinema with our Dennis. I might have spoken up but Kim started an argument with three other housemates. One of them even more than the girl who splashed her in the first place. That’s when everybody knew that Kim Woodburn is not a woman that you want to mess with. Although they knew this, they still tried to.

Then she started scrapping with James Jordan, who I didn’t like, although my flatmate Will loved, and I can’t even remember what it was about but I just liked the way that Kim was so aggressive while also sticking up for Jedward, who she appeared to like very much but this also sort of established my dislike for Nicola when she pushed Kim nearly to tears.

Now, I speak about Day 15. If you don’t know what this day is, it is informally known as Adulterer Night. Nicola, Jamie, Bianca, Chloe and Calum were being dickheads to Kim because she was calling them out for being chicken livered ****s and gang handed. And as Jamie attempted to be the voice of reason, Kim told him to shut up because he was a chicken livered bugger, causing the 30 year old footballer to aggressively run towards the 75 year old cleaner. Not right, is it? And then as he practically said he hoped for her death, she referred to him as an adulterer.

If I was to write about everything she did, I’d be here all night but what I’m saying now as my work here is done. Kim Woodburn is my favourite housemate of 2017.

[RileyH]

Chloe & Jess >>> Kim

[Matthew.]

Chloe & Jess >>> Kim

kim > jessica > chloe

[montblanc]

great winner!

[RileyH]

no

[Barry.]

no, it’s sam chaloner

King.

[Matthew.]

i'm going to go back and update some of these write-ups because the first few are really short and plus I'm bored as. I just did Lotan's now.

55.
Lotan Carter
BB18 - Ejected - 4 nominations

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/nintchdbpict000329283236.jpg?strip=all&w=649

Ugh, what a massive twat am I right? Remember when Big Brother released the 6 teaser photos of 6 of our new housemates? (of whom 4 left by the first 2 weeks and 3 left by non-evictions) And we saw Imran and Sukhvinder and Deborah and Hannah and we thought oh my god, we're going to get a really good, diverse, interesting cast. And then we saw Lotan and thought "meh who were we kidding"

Yep, pretty much. So, cue launch night and Lotan is Housemate #3. And it was soooooo fkn satisfying to watch him come out of the doors to loud boos. I thought "Good, he'll be first out!" And then he made a tit of himself (not as much as he would later on, mind) by throwing sweets at people and asking Sukhvinder if he could call her "Sukh" and she shut him down and we could all tell that Emma was lowkey living for it. I thought that the first evictee would be him, especially when Tom made him face the first public vote. So cue that night. And he gets the loudest cheers of the lot! What the ****...........

Then he sort of blended into the background a bit. Until we got some new housemates. Lotan, meet Isabelle. She will not stand you thinking that you run this house, we hope that is ok with you. It was not. It was brilliant for us though because it led to his ejection. He made it his mission to treat her like **** and one thing that sticks in my mind his him telling Tom to go and ask Raph what is the shortest period of time a housemate has spent inside the Big Brother house because he was sure that record was about to be broken. We love irony. For the fact fans, that record holder is Issac Stout from Big Brother 10, who walked after 2 days. (Day 56-Day 58) Also, Lotan spent 21 days in the house, compared to Isabelle, who spent 38 days in the house.

So, Big Brother gave housemates a task to stick adjectives on each other, you know the usual, "funny", "two-faced", and the one which was his downfall, "vain." Isabelle went to fix her microphone and did so near a mirror, so Lotan noticed this and pointed this out to the whole group, saying "She's looking in the mirror, did anyone give her vain?" and then Isabelle uttered the six words which changed the series forever.

Role model to your son though?

Big Daddy was not impressed. So much so that his reaction was to throw his bottle over beer across the housemates, hitting several of them. So then Lotan and Tom went to the Diary Room as Lotan raged, Big Brother sent security in to stop Ellie and Deborah from battering each other, Charlotte revealed that she can actually speak (who would have thunk it) and Savannah just sat on the sofa fearing for her life, it was great fun :hee:

And then Lotan was removed from the house the next day for being a male twat.

Clue as to who’s next:
Someone who is an All Star.

[Barry.]

Will we have another Lotan this season?

[Matthew.]

Will we have another Lotan this season?

probably, note to any producers reading this. Never cast another Lotan again.

[Matthew.]

Updated Kayleigh's write-up just now :hee:

[Matthew.]

and Nicola's

[montblanc]

still pissed @ our kayleigh's and jemma's robberies :oh:

[Ant.]

Nicola being 2nd worst is not something I'll let you live down, Matthew :oh:

[Matthew.]

Nicola being 2nd worst is not something I'll let you live down, Matthew :oh:

tbf i would probably bump her up a few if i was to completely re-do it

[montblanc]

tbf i would probably bump her up a few if i was to completely re-do it

would our kayleigh and jemma be bumped up as well :smug:

[RileyH]

kayleigh would be bumped down

[Matthew.]

would our kayleigh and jemma be bumped up as well :smug:

probs not, sorry

i was also a bit harsh on Jasmine Waltz as well looking back

[montblanc]

kayleigh would be bumped down

probs not, sorry

this is so RUDE

[RileyH]

i was also a bit harsh on Jasmine Waltz as well looking back

sis deserved top 1

[montblanc]

i love me
http://www.mtv.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/image-w-760-scale/public/mtv_uk/galleries/large/2017/06/06/kayleighpic.jpg?itok=_KCy0uCY