Summers comin! And all the ladies are showing a bit of flesh!

[Mrluvaluva]

Like this honey!

[GiRTh]

Nice. IFor a minute I thought it was Paris Hilton.:whistle:

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO

[nodisharmony]

That's a funny picture:laugh:

But not the sort of figure or face I am looking to see.

"A Trophy" is much nicer and the masses of men & boys usually concur:wink:





nodisharmony :angel:

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Nice. IFor a minute I thought it was Paris Hilton.:whistle:
Was there any need to say that?

[nodisharmony]

Was there any need to say that?

I imagine that comment was to be expected? Ruth.El

as Paris is not liked by some, a pointless comparison is made by a critic of Paris Hilton.

I think Paris looks quite nice personally:thumbs:

But the woman pictured by "~~" is not a model or a "million times less" than a model.

Try "twenty trillion times less" instead:yuk:




nodisharmony :angel:

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by nodisharmony
Was there any need to say that?

I imagine that comment was to be expected? Ruth.El

as Paris is not liked by some, a pointless comparison is made by a critic of Paris Hilton.

I think Paris looks quite nice personally:thumbs:

But the woman pictured by "~~" is not a model or a "million times less" than a model.

Try "twenty trillion times less" instead:yuk:




nodisharmony :angel:
Thank You For saying that!!! :thumbs:

[Sunny_01]

Now that kind of flesh should really be kept out of the sun and our eyes :devil:

[Mrluvaluva]

That's my girlfriend you are talking about peeps!

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by ~~
That's my girlfriend you are talking about peeps!

Gorgeous ~~ she is simply gorgeous thats why she should stay indoors so no one trys to steal her away from you!!

[Mrluvaluva]

:bawling: You are making fun. I am going to dump her now for some serious arm candy.

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by ~~
:bawling: You are making fun. I am going to dump her now for some serious arm candy.

Now that would be awful for you since you obviously prefer a lady with a shall we say "fuller figure"

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sunny_01

Now that would be awful for you since you obviously prefer a lady with a shall we say "fuller figure"

It was all superficial really. I only wanted her for her body. She is a real pain in the ass. It's better if it ends this way.

[Sunny_01]

yeah go get yourself someone who is only half the woman lol :angel:

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh no. I love something to get hold of. You better not be dissing her "love handles". :nono:

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by ~~
Oh no. I love something to get hold of. You better not be dissing her "love handles". :nono:

Hell no I would never diss her "barn door handles" I think most men prefer a little something to get hold of but notice the word "little" :dance2:

[Mrluvaluva]

You are right Sunny. I have just broke up with her, packed her bags, chucked her out and moved in the hottie from next door. But I ain't sure you know. She is terribly skinny, and it just ain't the same somehow.

[Chrizzle]

Thats disgusting

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Thats disgusting


You calling my new girlfriend disgusting? She may snack a little bit, but she is on the Special K now. I am against it to be honest.

[Sunny_01]

My god how are you coping with such a downsize!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

It is tough Sunny, I can tell ya. But I don't judge. Well, I have 3 options here:

1. Let her go ahead with the Special K

2. Buy her a new pair of jeans.

3. Buy her a safety pin.


I may go for option 3. I know how to treat a lady you know! :thumbs:

[Sunny_01]

Well as she is the "new" love of your life I would go for option 3 you dont wanna spend to much money just yet!!! in case things dont work out :thumbs2:

[Mrluvaluva]

You are spot on there Sunny. But, to tell you the truth, I have been "seeing" her for the past 6 months. I know it was wrong of me having 2 on the go. It's been quite exhausting you know. I don't know how I have kept up the pretence?

[Sunny_01]

I really feel for you Baz, what a difficult life you have, what a "heavy" burden to have carried around for 6 months :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

Ok Sunny. Well I have to go and make her dinner now. She is stuck fast in the chair again, and I am waiting for the council to come round. 12 burgers and a bag of McCain Homefries for her tonight. I don't know where she puts it! It just doesn't seem to stick. Anyway, catch you later. :joker:

[Sunny_01]

ciao honey speak to you soon - dont hurt your back carrying all that food, where indeed does she put it all I wonder oh to be so svelte like

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Ruth.El
Originally posted by GiRTh
Nice. IFor a minute I thought it was Paris Hilton.:whistle:
Was there any need to say that? Yes there was need as a matter of fact.. I bet Paris' new roomate will look a bit like that woman. Oh dear paris could be become her bitch.

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Ruth.El
Originally posted by GiRTh
Nice. IFor a minute I thought it was Paris Hilton.:whistle:
Was there any need to say that? Yes there was need as a matter of fact.. I bet Paris' new roomate will look a bit like that woman. Oh dear paris could be become her bitch.
Your a very funny person....................NOT.

[GiRTh]

So let me get this straight, I can't even make fun of this Paris Hilton non-entity. Is that what you're saying?

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by GiRTh
So let me get this straight, I can't even make fun of this Paris Hilton non-entity. Is that what you're saying?
Where did i say you could'nt.

[MarkWaldorf]

Baz that's hideous.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Ruth.El
Originally posted by GiRTh
So let me get this straight, I can't even make fun of this Paris Hilton non-entity. Is that what you're saying?
Where did i say you could'nt. Whatever. I can't be bothered love. Ignore it if you object so vehemently.

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Ruth.El
Originally posted by GiRTh
So let me get this straight, I can't even make fun of this Paris Hilton non-entity. Is that what you're saying?
Where did i say you could'nt. Whatever. I can't be bothered love. Ignore it if you object so vehemently.
Ok Then!

[GiRTh]

Thats her gone I'll continue.

I'd like Paris to get a roomie like that woman in this picture. SHow her the real meaning of love.

[nodisharmony]

Originally posted by Ruth.El
Originally posted by nodisharmony
Was there any need to say that?

I imagine that comment was to be expected? Ruth.El

as Paris is not liked by some, a pointless comparison is made by a critic of Paris Hilton.

I think Paris looks quite nice personally:thumbs:

But the woman pictured by "~~" is not a model or a "million times less" than a model.

Try "twenty trillion times less" instead:yuk:




nodisharmony :angel:
Thank You For saying that!!! :thumbs:



No problem Ruth.El:thumbs:

I think anybody looking at Paris Hilton would obviously find her quite attractive.

Certainly more than an over-sized woman who has done nothing to help herself physically.

That is where successful and popular Celebrities do their bit.

even some who are disliked due to recent events, "furore" even:wink:




nodisharmony :angel:

[GiRTh]

^^I think this woman is just as good looking as Paris.^^

[GiRTh]

She doesn't have a horse nose, for a start.

[Chrizzle]

Double post.. depserate attempt for attention:rolleyes:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Double post.. depserate attempt for attention:rolleyes: Really? How so?

[GiRTh]

Actaully it's because I'm on slow machine and it takes ages to edit. SO tell me about this attention seeking.

[Chrizzle]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Double post.. depserate attempt for attention:rolleyes: Really? How so?

Well no one laughed at your first one, so you posted another.
Just as things were getting back to normal, just as people were starting to be fun again, you start OBVIOUSLY trying to annoy people.

Im the only one who can see it.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Double post.. depserate attempt for attention:rolleyes: Really? How so?

Well no one laughed at your first one, so you posted another.
Just as things were getting back to normal, just as people were starting to be fun again, you start OBVIOUSLY trying to annoy people.

Im the only one who can see it. Such insight. Have you seen my post above yours?

[GiRTh]

Could it be down to my slow PC or is that out of the question.

Say whats on your mind. Then I'll say whats on mine.

[Chrizzle]

Oh dont try and get me banned, like you did Sophie
Im walking away!

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Oh dont try and get me banned, like you did Sophie
Im walking away! Walking away is a good option, but before you do that tell me how I got Sophie banned. I can't work that one out.

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Oh dont try and get me banned, like you did Sophie
Im walking away!
The best thing to do is just click ignore then you don't have to read his posts, that's what i have done.

[GiRTh]

You can all ignore me and, trust me, I won't lose much sleep over it. But the fact is you're ignoring me simply because I make fun of your beloved untalented non-entity celebrities and, as I said in another thread, that says more about you than it does about me.

I've got to go but it's been fun.

[nodisharmony]

I think, from reading this thread, that there is still some hostilities from a very small minority towards Paris Hilton.

I think ~~ "artist formally known as MrLuvaLuva" was just injecting a bit of humour to the forum:laugh:

A big, big, big woman who has saggy fat skin hanging all over.

So, in light of the topic's original humour, it would be better to keep it nice and funny:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Paris Hilton has nothing to do with this topic, but somebody brought it up and now, it could turn into something less peaceful:rolleyes:

Any fans of Paris, just rise above the critics and stay happy:thumbs:




nodisharmony :angel:

[Emilee]

Im happy!!!!:dance:

thats so gross!!! Loose some weight love!

[Bells]

It's a shame that some people get to such a stage. They need the motivation to do something about it.

[Emilee]

Or just dont eat so much... and atually do some excersize....

I mean shes even sat down in this pic.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Emilee

thats so gross!!! Loose some weight love!

That is Mrluvaluvasluva you are talking about! :spin: And she is asleep now (tired her out :thumbs:). And what is so hideous about my woman Makus? Hmmmmm? Don't you be trying to steal her now!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Emilee
Or just dont eat so much... and atually do some excersize....

I mean shes even sat down in this pic.


Don't you knock my beauty. :nono: She made it to the end of the garden path that day and I took the photo in celebration. Trouble is, she could not make it back, and I had to give her a piggy back. That took some doing I can tell you. But several hospital appointments later soon sorted that out. :thumbs:

[Kristen]

I think that womans gorgeous the way she is!
More room to love I say :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Oh dont try and get me banned, like you did Sophie
Im walking away! Walking away is a good option, but before you do that tell me how I got Sophie banned. I can't work that one out.

Oh you know why.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Kristen
I think that womans gorgeous the way she is!
More room to love I say :laugh:


Thankyou Kristen. She is gorge ain't she?

[Sunny_01]

god Baz you at it again, last time we spoke it was all over between you 2 now its back on - I just cant keep up with you. Do you buy her cakes and feed her up? :hug:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
god Baz you at it again, last time we spoke it was all over between you 2 now its back on - I just cant keep up with you. Do you buy her cakes and feed her up? :hug:


Are you sayin I iz a feeder?

[Sunny_01]

yup yup yup - me thinks you are indeed a feeder :wink:

[Mrluvaluva]

How dare you! How very dare you! Who dear? Me dear? Feeder dear? No dear!

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by ~~
How dare you! How very dare you! Who dear? Me dear? Feeder dear? No dear!

Me thinks you protest to much lol

[Red Moon]

This thread put me off my tea last night. :bored:

[Mrluvaluva]

Why? :joker:

[Red Moon]

I felt sick suddenly.

The woman in the picture needs serious help to lose weight before she loses her life,

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by MarkChap?!
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Chrizzle
Oh dont try and get me banned, like you did Sophie
Im walking away! Walking away is a good option, but before you do that tell me how I got Sophie banned. I can't work that one out.

Oh you know why. No. I still can't work it out. Perhaps, you'd like to enlighten me.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by nodisharmony
I think, from reading this thread, that there is still some

Paris Hilton has nothing to do with this topic, but somebody brought it up and now, it could turn into something less peaceful:rolleyes:

Any fans of Paris, just rise above the critics and stay happy:thumbs:




nodisharmony :angel: This is a very good point that I wanted to make myself. Why didn't any of the Paris fans point out that I was off topic. nah!!!!! they don't bother with that they just go straight to insults and arguing instead.

[J.C.]

Originally posted by Red Moon
I felt sick suddenly.

The woman in the picture needs serious help to lose weight before she loses her life,

That's the sad part, we never see a picture like this of someone over about 55. This overweight business is about genes but also self control.

[GiRTh]

Is that Snoopy on her socks. Ewwwww.

[Red Moon]

What is upsetting it is these people the health service are turning away rather than helping. The are being left to die my the Governments health policies.

[Z]

What are you doing with my aunty!?

[Mrluvaluva]

Is she your Aunty. I had no idea! She is lovely though ain't she?

[Z]

Originally posted by ~~
Is she your Aunty. I had no idea! She is lovely though ain't she?

She used to give me sweeties when I went round, but not now.

But yes, wonderful woman!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Z

She used to give me sweeties when I went round, but not now.



She won't share now will she? Her teeth will fall out 1 day I keep telling her! She will not listen though.

[Z]

No.. she used to tell me bedtime stories and say that she'd eat me all up if I didn't go to bed!


..but now I realise she wasn't joking. I do miss my ribs, I really do. :shrug:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Z

..but now I realise she wasn't joking. I do miss my ribs, I really do. :shrug:

My friend feels like that. He is a symbol too! (The artist formerly known as Prince). :pat::yuk:

[Z]

Originally posted by ~~
Originally posted by Z

..but now I realise she wasn't joking. I do miss my ribs, I really do. :shrug:

My friend feels like that. He is a symbol too! (The artist formerly known as Prince). :pat::yuk:

:laugh: You mean: This? (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/53000/53397UACy_w.jpg)

[Mrluvaluva]

The page cannot be found

[Z]

Originally posted by ~~
The page cannot be found


o_o Well, it was a tattoo of the Prince symbol :hugesmile:

[nodisharmony]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by nodisharmony
I think, from reading this thread, that there is still some

Paris Hilton has nothing to do with this topic, but somebody brought it up and now, it could turn into something less peaceful:rolleyes:

Any fans of Paris, just rise above the critics and stay happy:thumbs:




nodisharmony :angel: This is a very good point that I wanted to make myself. Why didn't any of the Paris fans point out that I was off topic. nah!!!!! they don't bother with that they just go straight to insults and arguing instead.


Maybe they had a reason, but they were a little apprehensive of how to deal with it?

I think it is just going to continue and the large side will now know the small side. The small side will know the large side.

I get on with both, ya,know:thumbs:

But I have to admit that Baz has shocked us all with this "massive thing"



nodisharmony :angel:

[Sunny_01]

You know I can laugh but until 2 years ago I was "larger" granted not as large as the lady in that photo - not even nearly but hell I was over weight!!

[nodisharmony]

How heavy Sunny?

In "stone" please! I hate Kilo's you know:laugh:





nodisharmony :angel:

[Lil-Lindz]

:yuk: ok i wanna be sick

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by nodisharmony
How heavy Sunny?

In "stone" please! I hate Kilo's you know:laugh:





nodisharmony :angel:

:nono::nono::nono:

You never ask a "lady" their weight Nick - I will say I lost more than 4 stones though :dance2:

[nodisharmony]

Sorry Sunny:flowers:

I should've known better:wink:

But 4 stone sounds great:thumbs:

Did you buy any keep fit videos to help you?





nodisharmony :angel:

[Sunny_01]

nah no videos they bore me - I took up swimming an running which I still do, I hate the gym :cloud:

[nodisharmony]

I can eat anything I like and never put on weight!

People call it "nervous energy", I'm always moving:hello:






nodisharmony :angel:

[Lil-Lindz]

i hate people like that
they cna eat chocolate and that and never gain a pound

[nodisharmony]

I know what you mean Lil-Lindz

I get that a lot! But it is just the way I am made.

Always bouncing up and down on my bed.






nodisharmony :angel:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by nodisharmony

But I have to admit that Baz has shocked us all with this "massive thing"




Why are you shocked?

[nodisharmony]

Originally posted by ~~
Originally posted by nodisharmony

But I have to admit that Baz has shocked us all with this "massive thing"




Why are you shocked?


The Woman was HUGE and it looked horrible.

But it does make a few that are a bit overweight feel a bit better:thumbs:

A great funny thread though:laugh:




nodisharmony :angel: