[Mrluvaluva]

Like this honey!

[GiRTh]

Nice. IFor a minute I thought it was Paris Hilton.

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO

[nodisharmony]

That's a funny picture

But not the sort of figure or face I am looking to see.

"A Trophy" is much nicer and the masses of men & boys usually concur





nodisharmony

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Nice. IFor a minute I thought it was Paris Hilton.

Was there any need to say that?

[nodisharmony]

Was there any need to say that?

I imagine that comment was to be expected? Ruth.El

as Paris is not liked by some, a pointless comparison is made by a critic of Paris Hilton.

I think Paris looks quite nice personally

But the woman pictured by "~~" is not a model or a "million times less" than a model.

Try "twenty trillion times less" instead




nodisharmony

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by nodisharmony

I imagine that comment was to be expected? Ruth.El

as Paris is not liked by some, a pointless comparison is made by a critic of Paris Hilton.

I think Paris looks quite nice personally

But the woman pictured by "~~" is not a model or a "million times less" than a model.

Try "twenty trillion times less" instead




nodisharmony

Thank You For saying that!!!

[Sunny_01]

Now that kind of flesh should really be kept out of the sun and our eyes

[Mrluvaluva]

That's my girlfriend you are talking about peeps!

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by ~~
That's my girlfriend you are talking about peeps!

Gorgeous ~~ she is simply gorgeous thats why she should stay indoors so no one trys to steal her away from you!!

[Mrluvaluva]

You are making fun. I am going to dump her now for some serious arm candy.

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by ~~
You are making fun. I am going to dump her now for some serious arm candy.

Now that would be awful for you since you obviously prefer a lady with a shall we say "fuller figure"

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sunny_01

Now that would be awful for you since you obviously prefer a lady with a shall we say "fuller figure"

It was all superficial really. I only wanted her for her body. She is a real pain in the ass. It's better if it ends this way.

[Sunny_01]

yeah go get yourself someone who is only half the woman lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh no. I love something to get hold of. You better not be dissing her "love handles".

[Sunny_01]

Originally posted by ~~
Oh no. I love something to get hold of. You better not be dissing her "love handles".

Hell no I would never diss her "barn door handles" I think most men prefer a little something to get hold of but notice the word "little"

[Mrluvaluva]

You are right Sunny. I have just broke up with her, packed her bags, chucked her out and moved in the hottie from next door. But I ain't sure you know. She is terribly skinny, and it just ain't the same somehow.

[Chrizzle]

Thats disgusting

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Thats disgusting

You calling my new girlfriend disgusting? She may snack a little bit, but she is on the Special K now. I am against it to be honest.

[Sunny_01]

My god how are you coping with such a downsize!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

It is tough Sunny, I can tell ya. But I don't judge. Well, I have 3 options here:

1. Let her go ahead with the Special K

2. Buy her a new pair of jeans.

3. Buy her a safety pin.


I may go for option 3. I know how to treat a lady you know!

[Sunny_01]

Well as she is the "new" love of your life I would go for option 3 you dont wanna spend to much money just yet!!! in case things dont work out

[Mrluvaluva]

You are spot on there Sunny. But, to tell you the truth, I have been "seeing" her for the past 6 months. I know it was wrong of me having 2 on the go. It's been quite exhausting you know. I don't know how I have kept up the pretence?

[Sunny_01]

I really feel for you Baz, what a difficult life you have, what a "heavy" burden to have carried around for 6 months

[Mrluvaluva]

Ok Sunny. Well I have to go and make her dinner now. She is stuck fast in the chair again, and I am waiting for the council to come round. 12 burgers and a bag of McCain Homefries for her tonight. I don't know where she puts it! It just doesn't seem to stick. Anyway, catch you later.