Celebrity Big Brother Launch Night Discussion - 2/1/18 @ 9PM on Channel 5

[T*]

This doesn't feel like Big Brother at all.

because it isn’t, it’s a shell of its former self

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Chuff to go on next?

[Jøsh]

i don't think she's going in :skull: she may be too big for the show

Is that a fat joke

[MB.]

5Star have nabbed Riverdale? :unsure:

[Mec]

I howled at IKEA showroom

nnn and Emma being like ITS SOOO BEAUTIFUL 3 minutes earlier killed me

[Headie]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/13ccb9597b05e315ea1b6e4e19caa30b/tenor.gif?itemid=10147090

:joker:

[RileyH]

i don't think she's going in :skull: she may be too big for the show

:(

[Ross.]

Great opening, no Marcus screaming :clap1:

Perched for Lucas to kill me if I dare to stan Ann like I did Coleen

[montblanc]

Is that a fat joke

i live in america and she's pretty known here (although hated) :skull:

[Samm]

don't think i've seen something more ugly

https://image.ibb.co/h5yS3a/Josh_ssig.png

[HBIC]

It's dragging so bad already...I can't believe I'm bored during a launch. It's such a slow start.
8 housemates in 90 minutes is way too dragged out. Should have been a 60 minute launch.

I think BB5 had 12 housemates in 65 minutes

[Epic.]

The women in the audience are super excited now but they'll be booing her once she comes out just because she's proud of her looks

[RileyH]

idkha

[MB.]

...can they not even afford to show a photo of her with a Kardashian

[montblanc]

blow your mind :flutter:

[Amy Jade]

No shade but what is she successful at?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Vile

[Epic.]

Already three times better than Anne

[Oaker]

love ha already

[EspeonBB]

I hope 'Year of Woman' means pop girls start dominating the charts again

[Cal.]

NOT these interviews I HATE it

[Jøsh]

Well she can go

[Daniel-X]

No shade but what is she successful at?

She has her own clothing chain with her twin Khadijah called DASH

[Lostie!]

the croak though

[LukeB]

Already three times better than Anne

.

[montblanc]

i can't believe she's doing this tbh :joker:

[Epic.]

Oh they're STILL continuing with housemates being interviewed inside? :skull:

[Mec]

role model to yer son tho? @ Malika

[Headie]

Yass Melanin <3

[Jason.]

...can they not even afford to show a photo of her with a Kardashian

:joker:

[Withano]

I like the interview thing. Makes way more sense than VT's. I dunno why we never thought of this sooner.

[Pete.]

Legend

[RileyH]

honestly I love her already

[lewis111]

She'll be fun

[LukeB]

i don't know her but she seems promising so i like her :love:

[Morgan.]

She seems iconic!

[Cal.]

I love her!

[Jamie89]

She seems really likeable :love:

[Mec]

Malika queen of piracy!

[Calderyon]

Cue Hayden/Cal/reece/Saph or someone else to make a fanclub for her.

[Wizard.]

Hannah and Deborah are her God sisters?

[Tinsel Toes]

No shade but what is she successful at?

Never seen her b4 in my life ! who is she ???? Bloody weirdo

[Morgan.]

NOT a cuddle

[Amy Jade]

She has her own clothing chain with her twin Khadijah called DASH

I thought Dash was the Kardashian's brand?

[Daniel-X]

Queen

[Headie]

Cue Hayden/Cal/reece/Saph or someone else to make a fanclub for her.

Will can have ha, I'm still recovering from the Tiffany fanclub

[Calderyon]

She´s hot.

[LukeB]

She's already better than the kardashians :love:

[Cal.]

OH how ridiculous

[Headie]

Welp unanimous cheers <333

[Amy Jade]

Anyway I like her!

[Epic.]

Winner already!

[Daniel-X]

I thought Dash was the Kardashian's brand?

Oh I always thought it was Malika and Khadijah's idk

[RileyH]

I want to give her a cuddle

[lewis111]

Mess at her just standing there
GC tease

[montblanc]

CHEER HA :clap1:

[montblanc]

Mess at her just standing there
GC tease

:joker::joker:

[Jake.]

I like the interview thing. Makes way more sense than VT's. I dunno why we never thought of this sooner.

.

[Ross.]

Emma reading out the facts is ICONIC

[Tinsel Toes]

I thought Dash was the Kardashian's brand?

The Kardashian clothes look like a line for prostitutes :shrug:

[lewis111]

"Not a feminist, pro-women" Emm..

[EspeonBB]

Oh wow the cheers

[Jøsh]

She's like gone off milk

[T*]

‘it’s a very positive series :)’
2 weeks in: ‘where the **** ARE MY EYELASH CURLERS YOU ****ING *****’

[Amy Jade]

I like how polite she is aswell

[Shaun]

VTs > Interviews :oh:

[T*]

omg I love her

[montblanc]

if she walks like Johnathon and Ray J i will literally cry

[RileyH]

The cheers :love:

[Glenn-C]

Jolly good

[AProducer'sWetDream]

I'm actually really enjoying the slower pace of things. Hope it's a sign that they've toned everything down a bit.

[Wizard.]

Not MaliGa

[Jamie89]

Aw she seems really sweet

[Calderyon]

Her voice has somewhat sexiness in it, i think.

[montblanc]

‘it’s a very positive series :)’
2 weeks in: ‘where the **** ARE MY EYELASH CURLERS YOU ****ING *****’

mess stoooop :skull:

[Daniel-X]

'It is... but it's really beautiful' shshshsh AHHH I love her

[EspeonBB]

I can already see chuff mangling her name

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Is't this ghastly? Omg Ann is going to be my favourite :joker::joker:

[Samm]

tubb: *omg cheers first black female to win ahhh! :love:*

*evicted on day 12 to boos for using too much peanut butter spread on her toast on wednesday*

[Lostie!]

‘it’s a very positive series :)’
2 weeks in: ‘where the **** ARE MY EYELASH CURLERS YOU ****ING *****’

:fc:

Although hopefully 2 days rather than weeks.

[Denver]

Rachel is a icon

[Calderyon]

First black woman to win?

[RileyH]

Jolly good

Not MaliGa

:joker::joker:

[Epic.]

Sally Bercow??!!?

[Jake.]

Boris :love:

[montblanc]

her entrance music gave me trisha teas :joker:

[Wizard.]

I expected her to have a more manly voice idk why

[lewis111]

I want to her that Ann and Malika chat - screw the other HMs

[Headie]

I can already see chuff mangling her name

Malikwasasfsjdhbsjghekww

[Amy Jade]

The Kardashian clothes look like a line for prostitutes :shrug:

Ermm their dresses are actually really nice. I own 2 and they're good quality

[Jake.]

tubb: *omg cheers first black female to win ahhh! :love:*

*evicted on day 12 to boos for using too much peanut butter spread on her toast on wednesday*

Not Will shade?

[T*]

her nose just stabbed me in the eye

[Jamie89]

tubb: *omg cheers first black female to win ahhh! :love:*

*evicted on day 12 to boos for using too much peanut butter spread on her toast on wednesday*

:joker:

[Daniel-X]

I expected her to have a more manly voice idk why

Omg same

[Jøsh]

These VT shots are me after a night out

[Lostie!]

Not Will shade?

:joker::joker:

[Wizard.]

They better not do this with the men I’ll snooze

[Ross.]

tubb: *omg cheers first black female to win ahhh! :love:*

*evicted on day 12 to boos for using too much peanut butter spread on her toast on wednesday*

:joker:

[Headie]

tubb: *omg cheers first black female to win ahhh! :love:*

*evicted on day 12 to boos for using too much peanut butter spread on her toast on wednesday*

:joker:

Bookmarking this because it's true

[T*]

tubb: *omg cheers first black female to win ahhh! :love:*

*evicted on day 12 to boos for using too much peanut butter spread on her toast on wednesday*

:joker::joker:

[montblanc]

tubb: *omg cheers first black female to win ahhh! :love:*

*evicted on day 12 to boos for using too much peanut butter spread on her toast on wednesday*

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

I think I liked Rachel on HIGNFY so :shrug:

[RileyH]

tubb: *omg cheers first black female to win ahhh! :love:*

*evicted on day 12 to boos for using too much peanut butter spread on her toast on wednesday*

:joker::joker:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Winner. Lovely woman

[Wizard.]

Not the producers fake 4 day theme the only reason all these women did this

[Daniel-X]

tubb: *omg cheers first black female to win ahhh! :love:*

*evicted on day 12 to boos for using too much peanut butter spread on her toast on wednesday*

Zhsldndclck

[Amy Jade]

Men going in day 4 then?

[montblanc]

i like her

[MB.]

Yes Rachel, I'm sure tens upon tens of this show's viewers know what the Bechdel test is

[Oaker]

a mess at them lying to the celebs to get them in :skull:

[Epic.]

Rachel is being way too optimistic about this

[Glenn-C]

She reminds me of Gillian McKeith

[Calderyon]

Hmm... I suddenly have a bad feeling about this tbh.

[Ross.]

Lmao Ann and Rachel are gonna be left disappointed if they think this is going to be serious

[lewis111]

Not her revealing the HMs to Rachel wtf

[Cal.]

NOT all these women signing up cos they've been told it's high brow telly when they'll be firing glitter cannons in an hour

[Lostie!]

Not her jacking Ann's answers

[Epic.]

Why did Emma tell Rachel Anne was in there??? :skull:

[Nick.]

Ok but Alison Bechdel for CBB22

[Shaun]

This is a very long-winded way of saying "I fancied a conservatory extension"

[Brother Leon]

Here for the Chauvinist Male to go in and piss them all off and make them all feel silly for going to this series :laugh:

[Morgan.]

NOT all these women signing up cos they've been told it's high brow telly when they'll be firing glitter cannons in an hour

:joker:

[Tinsel Toes]

Boris :love:

Boris , Stanley , Rachel and Jo - **ck me talk about being bombarded with Johnsons - Overkill

[RileyH]

NOT the Anne reveal

[Jason.]

NOT all these women signing up cos they've been told it's high brow telly when they'll be firing glitter cannons in an hour

:joker:

[lewis111]

This feels more unprofessional than usual (and that's saying something)

[Wizard.]

I like her

[Samm]

why is her face shaped like a brick

[montblanc]

jackie travers is a celebrity now?

[Glenn-C]

NOT Taylor

[Amy Jade]

I like everyone up to now

[Epic.]

WHAT is with these goodbyes right before they enter??? This isn't CBB1 :skull:

[Jake.]

NOT all these women signing up cos they've been told it's high brow telly when they'll be firing glitter cannons in an hour

:joker:

[GiRTh]

Might be a good HM but I doubt it

[Ross.]

Bye at a messy remix of Ready For It

[Morgan.]

Tbf I prefer the Indoor interview because the celeb usually faces the wrong way and the crowd overbear it

[Daniel-X]

I see they're saving the real big names like Ashley James, Jess Impiazzi and Maggie Oliver till last!

[Ant.]

"What do I do???" Mdkdndj

[Mec]

NOT all these women signing up cos they've been told it's high brow telly when they'll be firing glitter cannons in an hour

not you clocking the shocking twist that will turn the house on it's head :nono:

[Epic.]

Rachel destroyed the stairs :joker:

[Lostie!]

I'm here for Rachel and Ann having the poshest feud ever

[EspeonBB]

Aah all this Taylord promo

[RileyH]

we want Jess

[LukeB]

I'm here for Rachel and Ann having the poshest feud ever

Team Rachel?

[Glenn-C]

"Where do I go?" Up the bloody flashing stairs love

[Oaker]

I would be so scared to walk up those stairs with the way they shake :worry:

[Epic.]

Ok now I hate Rachel @Thank god you're here

[Pete.]

Why haven’t they replaced the stairs outside yet :laugh:

[Ross.]

Mess they all pretty much know who is going in

[Daniel-X]

She writes for the mail?
http://i.imgur.com/GLtWh3P.gif

Cancelled

[GiRTh]

Might be fun if Ann and Rachel buddy up. Could sort some of the men out

[EspeonBB]

Emma reading the facts is SO much better than Marcus reading them

[Headie]

Earpiece task incoming

[RileyH]

Mess they all pretty much know who is going in

:skull:

[montblanc]

DON'T TALK ****E

[Amy Jade]

Gorgeous?

Jess is coming!!

[T*]

NOT all these women signing up cos they've been told it's high brow telly when they'll be firing glitter cannons in an hour

:joker:

[lewis111]

Not a fun task Twist, they're the worst (see last series)

[Jake.]

Emma saying this when in 5 days Ann is going to be ringing the gunge from her hair?

[montblanc]

that pink casino advert :joker:

[Headie]

"You must kiss the housemate on the cheek who you think looks the most like a meninist"

[Shaun]

This is Big Brother - can the housemates gather on the sofas for a very special surprise!
*Lewis Bloor and Stephen Bear enter to give the girlies a striptease*

[ChristmasNeeve]

I like how Malika was the only one who actually looked at and thanked the umbrella lady :love:

[reece(:]

Rachel reminds me of Carole Malone a tad

[Oaker]

"You must kiss the housemate on the cheek who you think looks the most like a meninist"

:joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ann is going to be a brilliant housemate :clap1:

[lewis111]

This series would work so much better with all women or like 2 men, but it'll likely be a 50/50 split

[y.winter]

Loving Rachel so far!

I love the change in format of launch night, very refreshing!

[Mec]

So fun tasks? Home truths incoming?

[reece(:]

These gals are deluded if they think this is gonna be a serious series and full of empowerment

[Ross.]

NOT all these women signing up cos they've been told it's high brow telly when they'll be firing glitter cannons in an hour

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

I like how Malika was the only one who actually looked at and thanked the umbrella lady :love:

Same! She was very gracious.

[Ross.]

"You must kiss the housemate on the cheek who you think looks the most like a meninist"

:joker:

[Tinsel Toes]

OMG men sneaking into womens ads

[RileyH]

I like how Malika was the only one who actually looked at and thanked the umbrella lady :love:

Yeah I really like her

[RileyH]

"You must kiss the housemate on the cheek who you think looks the most like a meninist"

:joker::joker:

[Wizard.]

Not the hashtag #CelebrityBigBrother trending number 1 in the UK

[EspeonBB]

These gals are deluded if they think this is gonna be a serious series and full of empowerment

nnn BB will be instigating fights through 'who said this about...' tasks by day 3

[ChristmasNeeve]

Same! She was very gracious.Something that small says a lot about a person in my experience

[y.winter]

channel 5 screwing up with the online live stream made it terrible to watch :/

[RichardG]

"You must kiss the housemate on the cheek who you think looks the most like a meninist"

:skull:

[Morgan.]

Not the hashtag #CelebrityBigBrother trending number 1 in the UK

The wrong hashtag too :joker: It's meant to be #CBB

[y.winter]

does it work for someone? it gives me an error
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/live-stream

[Jamie89]

I like how Malika was the only one who actually looked at and thanked the umbrella lady :love:

I didn't notice that but she does seem lovely :love:

[Oaker]

mess I thought the woman in that advert was Uzma for a second

[Shaun]

I swear to god Hayden if one of the male entries is a meninist now bc of that post I will personally remove Charley Uchea's Rankdown Crown

[Daniel-X]

Why will Emma just be like 'and..... you' and pluck someone out the audience to be HM number eight

[MB.]

Plot twist: the audience is full of women on hen parties

[reece(:]

NOT all these women signing up cos they've been told it's high brow telly when they'll be firing glitter cannons in an hour

Serving Jackie Stallone being told she was meeting the greatest intelligent minds of Britain AKA Kenzie from Blazin Squad and Bez

[lewis111]

"Social influencer" ?

[Samm]

hilary duff :love:

[lewis111]

Ok she seems amazing already

[reece(:]

Is this Emily Parr

[Tom4784]

'Social influencer'

I hate her already.

[Ant.]

... who

[RileyH]

hew

[Black Dagger]

Shrugs

[Cal.]

NOT Ashley and Jess getting cast because they've called themselves feminists :laugh2:

Any fame hungry slag could say she's a feminist and get in!

[Shaun]

"Social influencer" is the sort of thing that makes you immediately click off a person's Twitter profile.

[montblanc]

oh wow she's gorgeous

[T*]

oh god she’s going to be Nickys new obsession isn’t she

[Wizard.]

What is being academic got TO DO WITH IT

[Daniel-X]

Sorry but I'm more famous than this gal

[GiRTh]

First out

[EspeonBB]

Serving "social media mogul"

[Tinsel Toes]

Never seen or heard of Ashley before sorry. Boy she got some choppers !

[Lostie!]

I too know what the **** a social influencer is

[montblanc]

wait omg i might love her

[Amy Jade]

She's so pretty

[Nick.]

welp she hasn't even been on MIC since 2013

[RileyH]

Is this Emily Parr

:joker:

[Calderyon]

Already more than half an hour gone and not even half of the women in the house.

[reece(:]

nnn BB will be instigating fights through 'who said this about...' tasks by day 3

Issa scream at these bare faced lies about positivity

[Jason.]

Is she wearing Helen's timebomb outfit

[Headie]

Who is she :conf:

[Ant.]

"A man with no shins... Tony!"

Keep that name out your mouth! :oh:

[Daniel.]

This is good

[Wizard.]

Mess she literally shook

[Brother Leon]

She's a Skepta fan girl. Winner in my eyes.

[Tom4784]

Why is she cos playing as Lana?

[Daniel-X]

She looks like Helen Flanagan

[montblanc]

Is she wearing Helen's timebomb outfit

:joker:

[Epic.]

oh god she’s going to be Nickys new obsession isn’t she

'Ashley is a beach blonde princess and I love how boring she calls herself :hee: '

[Daniel-X]

But she's not Helen Flanagan which is just offensive

[Ant.]

Iggy Azalea :flutter:

[Shaun]

A social influencer with 62.2k followers :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:

[montblanc]

she's much more mature than i thought she'd be

[Pete.]

Helen Flanagan finally on CBB!

[Good King Glennceslas]

I love Dark Swan

[reece(:]

Raphs fave?

[Jake.]

Why are they all so excited about a show which is so anti-woman lmao

[T*]

Plot twist: the audience is full of women on hen parties

Emma: ‘yeah this series is about female empowerment and what it means to be a woma-‘
*ashley gets smacked in the head with a giant inflatable cock*

[Amy Jade]

My mother just watched her VT and asked if it was Donna Air

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/787/356/d6f.jpg

[Samm]

seems like your simple amelia, katie, edele, sam etc send it out

[montblanc]

aww she's a superfan

[Ant.]

Is she wearing Helen's timebomb outfit

Helen was 4th into BB15
Ashley was 4th into CBB21

:suspect:

[Daniel-X]

'My new nickname for Ashley, Borely'
*two hours later*
'Guys please don't evict Ashley she loves it on the show I can tell :('

[RileyH]

She looks like Helen Flanagan

just a tad

[Epic.]

Still think a man is winning based on these so far

[Cal.]

'Interested in how I'll do'

Not very well, my love, I won't lie to you.

[Jamie89]

My mother just watched her VT and asked if it was Donna Air

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/787/356/d6f.jpg

Lmao I thought that at first too

[RichardG]

all this talk of female empowerment

are they aware of what show they are coming on

[Morgan.]

Are you ready to leave your sister?
Yes!

[rph]

yawn

[lewis111]

Natalie Nunn isn't famous enough though?

[Daniel-X]

Sorry but the bloody DOI line up is better than this

[reece(:]

A social influencer but no Nat???

[montblanc]

i think she'll make it quite far tbh

[Wizard.]

Why are they all so excited about a show which is so anti-woman lmao

Exactly they’re all just fighting to gain control of a domestic space like this putting women back!

[Epic.]

'She constantly tidies up after people' her to clean up anne widdecombe's 'social influencing' filth?