Celebrity Big Brother Launch Night Discussion - 2/1/18 @ 9PM on Channel 5

[RileyH]

Emma: ‘yeah this series is about female empowerment and what it means to be a woma-‘
*ashley gets smacked in the head with a giant inflatable cock*

'My new nickname for Ashley, Borely'
*two hours later*
'Guys please don't evict Ashley she loves it on the show I can tell :('

:joker:

[RileyH]

not a phobia of horrible men :skull:

[montblanc]

what was her entrance song? i love it :love:

[Amy Jade]

Lmao I thought that at first too

At first is ok she asked after the VT when CBBASHLEY was on the screen. I dispair

[LukeB]

Sorry but the bloody DOI line up is better than this

even though it has Sean from Corrie i agree

[lewis111]

Mess at "WHAY DO YOU DO?!"
me

[Cal.]

I thought Rachel was going to say 'Look we've got a black person' about Malika :laugh2:

[GiRTh]

Ann asks her what she does for a living. :joker::joker::joker:

[Ross.]

'Interested in how I'll do'

Not very well, my love, I won't lie to you.

:joker:

[Epic.]

Will Anne ever shut her filthy gob

[EspeonBB]

Sorry but the bloody DOI line up is better than this

Sis even The Jump has a more well known line up

[montblanc]

I thought Rachel was going to say 'Look we've got a black person' about Malika :laugh2:

:joker:

[Headie]

A social influencer with 62.2k followers :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:

Coming for Toya's beauty blogger status

[Daniel.]

It doeant feel like bb

[Calderyon]

She looks pretty.

[Jøsh]

Queen India

[Amy Jade]

I don't like her on BOTS

[Epic.]

Omg hi Gillian Taylforth!

[GiRTh]

Who dis

[Jake.]

Woman

Is that ok Chuff?

[Natalie.]

thought that was baby spice at first

[Pete.]

I thought that was the start of run for cover by the Sugababes

[Wizard.]

She’s going to be the bitch isn’t she?

[lewis111]

We deserve Tulluah Eve or that model that hates all white people

[Shaun]

nnnnn the Xtina promo :lovedup:

[Daniel-X]

Producers: 'Rylan just ask the BOTS regulars if they wouldn't mind doing it for a few pennies'

[Tinsel Toes]

India , no surprise there.

[montblanc]

**** me i didn't know she was transgender :joker: queen!

[RileyH]

fighter :love:

[Samm]

Producers: 'Rylan just ask the BOTS regulars if they wouldn't mind doing it for a few pennies'

bf rbf rrfqbf

[Epic.]

As of right now the only realistic winner of this line-up so far

[Headie]

We deserve Tulluah Eve or that model that hates all white people

:clap1:

[Ant.]

India coming for Chuff?

[Wizard.]

Not India trying to divert traffic to her Plenty of Fish profile

[RileyH]

she seems okay

[Wizard.]

Honestly what’s the difference between her and Andy West but she’s a celeb?

[montblanc]

We deserve Tulluah Eve or that model that hates all white people

i love her :clap1:

[Jøsh]

did she just compare transgender to doctor who

[Denver]

We deserve Tulluah Eve or that model that hates all white people

She was meant to be in this series but quit because of India

[Glenn-C]

As of right now the only realistic winner of this line-up so far

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/styles/housemate_profile/public/Malika.png?itok=XWIKXSrV

[Christmas Dynasnow]

No one knows ha

[Jake.]

Not ha assuming she’s living to 100

[Ross.]

Producers: 'Rylan just ask the BOTS regulars if they wouldn't mind doing it for a few pennies'

:joker:

[Samm]

so no tulluah she was the girl i was kind of low key looking forward to

https://78.media.tumblr.com/119d12d6d0d9d6d4e6bb150c6a461075/tumblr_ndkburoP7x1qeqmxno1_250.gif

[Ant.]

did she just compare transgender to doctor who

The Transitioning Timelord?

[Epic.]

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/styles/housemate_profile/public/Malika.png?itok=XWIKXSrV

I said realistic, not the one I want. Don't mince my words bitch :oh:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Better than the total bimbo before

[Greg!]

I think she'll be messy

[lewis111]

I'm normally ok with a cast I don't know but there's so many missed oppertunites with line up
Could they not get 8 well known, opinionated, different types of women

[Mec]

not doctor who promo

[montblanc]

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/styles/housemate_profile/public/Malika.png?itok=XWIKXSrV

we love a winner

[RileyH]

Malika is my fave by a MILE atm

[Lostie!]

"Doctor Who has regenerated as a woman too"

Sticks: http://share.gifyoutube.com/y0ALYB.gif

[Cal.]

Why does she remind me of Ja'mie King?

[Shaun]

her being 11 years older than Lauren Harries but looking 11 years younger than her :unsure:

[Good King Glennceslas]

Who is glenn c

[Tinsel Toes]

**** me i didn't know she was transgender :joker: queen!

Really India has been massive transgender news - Jonathon was news to

[Cal.]

NOT India's mam being Jackiey Budden

[GiRTh]

Enough now. Get on with the show.

[montblanc]

Malika is my fave by a MILE atm

:love:

[Wizard.]

Is this Oprah?

[Epic.]

PLEASE don't let her say goodbye to her mum RIGHT before she goes in because it's really annoying me now after two housemates already did it. Completely ruins the sense of immersion

[MB.]

Just thankful her VT wasn't her rolling around in a field to You've Got the Love tbh

[Ant.]

her being 11 years older than Lauren Harries but looking 11 years younger than her :unsure:

I was shook when I found out Lauren wasnt in ha 60s

[Greg!]

"Doctor Who has regenerated as a woman too"

Sticks: http://share.gifyoutube.com/y0ALYB.gif

:joker:

[lewis111]

She was meant to be in this series but quit because of India

Ugh, she would've been amazing

[Jake.]

NOT India's mam being Jackiey Budden

Omg :joker:

[RileyH]

NOT India's mam being Jackiey Budden

:joker:

[LukeB]

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/styles/housemate_profile/public/Malika.png?itok=XWIKXSrV

The only one i like

[Daniel-X]

I like her but she's just gonna be a bit dull ain't she?

[GiRTh]

Is this Oprah?Exactly. We can found out her life story when she in the house. Dont like these long interviews.

[Amy Jade]

Anyone else seeing a little Nicole Kidman in India?

[Glenn-C]

Who is glenn c

Who is Glenn.?

[smudgie]

So far so good.
All coming across as intelligent women, could be in for interesting conversations.:cheer2:

[montblanc]

the way she shook her head when she first screamed :joker:

[Jamie89]

I'm looking out for which ones thank the umbrella lady now after Niamh's comment :laugh:

[Denver]

Who is glenn c

The best Glenn :love:

[Headie]

Ann is triggered

[Wizard.]

Mess at IKEA again

[lewis111]

Not IKEA being mentioned again

[Jøsh]

Take a shot everytime someone compares the house to IKEA

[Shaun]

Just thankful her VT wasn't her rolling around in a field to You've Got the Love tbh

can you not spoil Day 8 entry Dale Winton's VT please?

[Morgan.]

They've been told to mention IKEA like BBCAN always mentions The Brick I bet :joker:

[RileyH]

IKEA :love:

[Epic.]

Ann shut the **** up already

[lewis111]

Not them knowing how many are going in and we didn't till about an hour ago

[MB.]

The fact that they know how many people are going in :skull:

[Daniel-X]

Ann is triggered

Shshshsh quaking in her boots that the LGBT community is real. Amanda's entrance to send her to an early grave?

[Tom4784]

BB to be sponsored by IKea?

[Mec]

Ikea secretly sponsoring this series?

[Ross.]

can you not spoil Day 8 entry Dale Winton's VT please?

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Malika is my fave by a MILE atm

Same.

But Amanda is coming!

[rph]

They've been told to mention IKEA like BBCAN always mentions The Brick I bet :joker:

oh yes!

[montblanc]

malika talks JUST like the kardashians :skull:

[RileyH]

Same.

But Amanda is coming!

and Jess :hugesmile:

[Denver]

Maggie best be last she deserves it beautiful queen

[T*]

They've been told to mention IKEA like BBCAN always mentions The Brick I bet :joker:

i doubt IKEA would sponsor CBB if the only sponsor they could get was ****ing pink casino

[Cal.]

AND the surprise is...Laura Carter is GOING in!

https://68.media.tumblr.com/de3754fbcaf1742144d1ab75bf141f74/tumblr_oarc8hB9so1v9roxto5_400.gif

[Jodie.]

Hmmm has anyone noticed that the fence things for the crowd have gone smaller :worry:

[Good King Glennceslas]

who is glenn.?

there can be only one!!!!!!

[LukeB]

Ann is triggered

:joker:

[Glenn-C]

AND the surprise is...Laura Carter is GOING in!

https://68.media.tumblr.com/de3754fbcaf1742144d1ab75bf141f74/tumblr_oarc8hB9so1v9roxto5_400.gif

Greg to suffer heart failure?

[y.winter]

Love the line up so far, finally bringing some decent personalities.

Though 8 housemates is too little for a lunch night. It won't even be the majority in the end...

[Greg!]

AND the surprise is...Laura Carter is GOING in!

https://68.media.tumblr.com/de3754fbcaf1742144d1ab75bf141f74/tumblr_oarc8hB9so1v9roxto5_400.gif

We love the WINNER!

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Isn't Ikea the black lady?

[Shaun]

I know we all usually complain about the cast being 100% teenage ITV2 personalities but I'm going to feel a bit awkward for Malika if the rest are 40+ :think:

[Tom4784]

there can be only one!!!!!!

Even one is one too many tbh.

[EspeonBB]

AND the surprise is...Laura Carter is GOING in!

https://68.media.tumblr.com/de3754fbcaf1742144d1ab75bf141f74/tumblr_oarc8hB9so1v9roxto5_400.gif

It's what they need to breathe life into the launch
https://68.media.tumblr.com/de3754fbcaf1742144d1ab75bf141f74/tumblr_oarc8hB9so1v9roxto5_400.gif

[Good King Glennceslas]

Even one is one too many tbh.

/slap

[LukeB]

Why isn't bots on after this?

[Cal.]

I know we all usually complain about the cast being 100% teenage ITV2 personalities but I'm going to feel a bit awkward for Malika if the rest are 40+ :think:

We have our gorgeous Ex on the Beach babe Jess to come yet!

[Headie]

Isn't Ikea the black lady?

Here we go

http://realitybox.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/bb_rebeccac.jpg

[Wizard.]

I do have a feeling that only the women are allowed to nominate to see whether the ladies stick together to oust the guys or nom each other

[MB.]

I know we all usually complain about the cast being 100% teenage ITV2 personalities but I'm going to feel a bit awkward for Malika if the rest are 40+ :think:

Have no fear, something called a "Jess Impiazzi" has been bred in a lab for that specific purpose

[Denver]

We have our gorgeous Ex on the Beach babe Jess to come yet!

Every series needs a 1st evictee

[Natalie.]

When do the men go in?

[Alf]

I've got loads of Trans jokes for this series

[lewis111]

Oop sexual themes
Free the nipple to be the task?

[Denver]

My Queen

[MB.]

Rod Stewart :love:

[Headie]

She should be in civilian BB

[Epic.]

National treasure

[Cal.]

We LOVE a legend!

[Greg!]

omg a legend

[LukeB]

Rod Stewart :love:

:joker:

[montblanc]

who is this

[Daniel-X]

Scouser? Winner.

[GiRTh]

WF who is this. If Jess goes in she be one of the biggest celebs in there.

[Denver]

She should be in civilian BB

Now she too famous

[Pete.]

Bless her is she a celeb tho?

[Amy Jade]

A true national treasure :clap1:

[Glenn-C]

When do the men go in?

Never hopefully!

[RileyH]

she seems iconic

[Tom4784]

Come thru queen.

[Jake.]

Does being in the news qualify you as being a celeb

[LukeB]

She should be in civilian BB

and you have Natalie Nunn being told she isn't famous enough

[Daniel-X]

Oh wait she's not a scouser I always thought she was. End her I guess.

[RileyH]

Rod Stewart :love:

:laugh2:

[Headie]

"My children don't like it eithe-"

"PLEASEWELCOMEHOUSEMATENUMBERSIXITSMAGGIE"

[Ant.]

Oh shut up with ya sob story! This ain't x factor

[Jake.]

I’m here for the older cast

[Denver]

Does being in the news qualify you as being a celeb

She made changed the lives of many

[reece(:]

MESS AT THE AUDIO LEAK

:skull::skull::skull:

[Good King Glennceslas]

Is she sloshed

[EspeonBB]

Her being a celeb :skull::skull::skull:

[Daniel-X]

Is this Shirley Carter or Foggy from IAC?

[Cal.]

Bless her is she a celeb tho?

She is the definition of the theme!

[montblanc]

ooo she looks gorgeous :love:

[Natalie.]

Never hopefully!

:joker:

[RileyH]

"My children don't like it eithe-"

"PLEASEWELCOMEHOUSEMATENUMBERSIXITSMAGGIE"

:joker::joker:

[Epic.]

Hoping she ends Anne Widdecunt

[T*]

‘am just like yew!’

[MB.]

Hopefully Ashley can #influence her to choose better lipstick

[Shaun]

Maggie to have one too many after the 2nd eviction and accuse the bloke she hates the most of having a dodgy hard-drive?

[montblanc]

"My children don't like it eithe-"

"PLEASEWELCOMEHOUSEMATENUMBERSIXITSMAGGIE"

:joker::joker:

[smudgie]

Loving Maggie.:love:

[T*]

‘am just like yew!’

[Morgan.]

'My children don't like it either'

[LukeB]

Hoping she ends Anne Widdecunt

:fc:

[Cal.]

Maggie to have one too many after the 2nd eviction and accuse the bloke she hates the most of having a dodgy hard-drive?

:joker:

[Daniel.]

Why does everyone hate Ann

[Ant.]

Paula Deen :love:

[Cal.]

Here for Mags tackling the men when they enter on Friday

[Epic.]

She might just win

[Wizard.]

The Rochdale girls are in our hearts Maggie <3

[GiRTh]

She seems nice. Not a celeb but she might be a potential winner

[Greg!]

TWO BRANDEEEES gal to win!

[Epic.]

PLEASE NO

[Epic.]

That's ****ing bollox

[Headie]

If the Rochdale girls get brought in for a task :skull:

[Mec]

Paula Deen :love:

asdddsnd BYE :joker:

[Amy Jade]

Chuck her pissed scottish mate in too please

[Lostie!]

Maggie to have one too many after the 2nd eviction and accuse the bloke she hates the most of having a dodgy hard-drive?

:laugh2:

[MB.]

Two Brandies woman to win

[montblanc]

Why does everyone hate Ann

yeah what did she do lmao

[Samm]

AND the surprise is...Laura Carter is GOING in!

https://68.media.tumblr.com/de3754fbcaf1742144d1ab75bf141f74/tumblr_oarc8hB9so1v9roxto5_400.gif

"it's housemates number eight" *emma screams* "y'all thought I was dead!" *victoria jesen screams as her rotten corpse climbs up from the floorboards of the house*

https://im4.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-4-eef7d3ebdb.jpg

[Cal.]

WE like to drink with Maggie because Maggie is our mate!

[Epic.]

STOP letting people hug their loved ones, it isn't the first series of CBB ffs

[GiRTh]

Paula Deen :love::laugh:

[Wizard.]

Babayaro the women shouting TWO BRANDIEESS?

[LukeB]

Anywhere promo

[Jamie89]

The umbrella lady is housemate number 7? :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

Maggie to have one too many after the 2nd eviction and accuse the bloke she hates the most of having a dodgy hard-drive?

Omfg

[reece(:]

Cyndi Lauper looks like a normal chick

[Nerd]

'My children don't like it either'

What was Emma talking about there?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Hide your purses gals

[RileyH]

Chucked her pissed scottish mate in too please

this:laugh::clap1:

[Cal.]

The umbrella lady is housemate number 7? :amazed:

The real non-celeb legend?

[reece(:]

yeah what did she do lmao

She's a Winston McKenzie

[Tom4784]

TWO BRANDIES :clap1:

[lewis111]

The men are going to ruin this I might just watch for 4 days

[montblanc]

The umbrella lady is housemate number 7? :amazed:

wow a WINNER

[Cal.]

Ann is in for a shock when she asks what Mags does for a living!

[T*]

Maggie to have one too many after the 2nd eviction and accuse the bloke she hates the most of having a dodgy hard-drive?

:joker::joker:

[smudgie]

The crowd rightfully loving Maggie.

[Shaun]

The umbrella lady is housemate number 7? :amazed:

Here for it!

"Hey, my name's Melinda, you might know me best for helping Amanda Barrie up the stairs five minutes ago. I love black clothing, keeping dry, and I'm a bit shy!"

[Epic.]

'I know who YOU are' End her Maggie

[lewis111]

Mess at them seeing each other

[Pete.]

Not the make up expose

[MB.]

Hopefully Ashley can #influence her to choose better lipstick

I was joking but sure, why not

[GiRTh]

Maggie only knows Ann. Love her already. :love:

[Amy Jade]

Jess :love:

[T*]

"My children don't like it eithe-"

"PLEASEWELCOMEHOUSEMATENUMBERSIXITSMAGGIE"

CACKLING

[Cal.]

OH YES we LOVE a CBB legend

[Ross.]

BYE not them meeting each other in the make up room :skull:

[Morgan.]

I was joking but sure, why not

:joker:

[Jamie89]

Here for it!

"Hey, my name's Melinda, you might know me best for helping Amanda Barrie up the stairs five minutes ago. I love black clothing, keeping dry, and I'm a bit shy!"

:joker:

[Jason.]

I thought that was Jess Hayes

[RileyH]

Here for it!

"Hey, my name's Melinda, you might know me best for helping Amanda Barrie up the stairs five minutes ago. I love black clothing, keeping dry, and I'm a bit shy!"

:joker:

[LukeB]

Jess from Love Island's twin?

[Epic.]

Why does her voice sound like Jemma Lucy

[LukeB]

I thought that was Jess Hayes

me too :worry:

[Wizard.]

I’m a feminisismsis TITTIESS WOOO

[montblanc]

QUEEN

[Daniel-X]

Ugh she's so unintentionally hilarious Shdjdhdjdjdjdjj

[Jamie89]

BYE not them meeting each other in the make up room :skull:

"Oh yes I remember but I didn't know who you were" :skull:

[Brother Leon]

This may be the least "Celeb" house ever. Even in the other irrelevant houses there has at least been one fairly big signing at least.

[RileyH]

JESS <3333 :love:

[MB.]

I love how "you may know me..." line used to be a sign of modesty and is now just incredibly optimistic

[Cal.]

I thought that was Jess Hayes

They're so similar its weird :skull:

[lewis111]

Put the Peru drug gal in plz

[montblanc]

yesss jesss preach :clap1:

[T*]

has her right eyebrow been shaped to always look like it’s up?

[LukeB]

I love her

[Jason.]

Jess from Love Island's twin?

WHITNEY

[Headie]

*says feminism right the first time*

"Femun- femina- ooft"

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a376fe705aecc83dc14c44f217ec78a1/tenor.gif?itemid=3535902

[Marsh.]

Tragic.

[smudgie]

Never heard of Jess.

[Cal.]

AHHHHH we love the winner!

[GiRTh]

Yep Jess is one of the biggest stars so far

[RileyH]

love her <3

[Lostie!]

"and you may know me" nope

[Headie]

Nnn you can tell they've told her not to mention Ex On The Beach after the backlash they received for putting them in civilian BB

[Amy Jade]

Jess had the look of the night :flutter:

[RileyH]

she was amazing on EOTB :love:

[MB.]

She looks like Tammie Brown

[Daniel-X]

Shshshshshhshshs AHHHHHH JESS TO WIN WHAT A QUEEN

[EspeonBB]

She looks like a Cal fave

[montblanc]

she looks BEAUTIFUL

[T*]

am a faminest oo likes to shake er tits woo!!!

[Morgan.]

A glamour model who can't pronounce feminism. Everything we need for a first boot.

[Shaun]

She doesn't seem as wild and overbearing as some of the others from her show. I might like her :think:

[Tinsel Toes]

This who ever she is won't last long - and the lenses look ridiculous .

[Cal.]

Oh babes you're coming in here for the extra 20k followers and a deal with Miss Pap!

[reece(:]

This feels like they're making a mockery of women's empowerment :skull:

[lewis111]

Most of them seem too nice
Only see Ann starting the dramz

[Good King Glennceslas]

I don’t know who this is

[smudgie]

Aaahhhh Jessica Rabbit lookeelikee.

[Glenn-C]

Demi :love:

[MB.]

Did Emma mention that this would be the series she'd do if she ever took part, I forget