Paris's sister act to avoid prison

[Mrluvaluva]

From The Sun

PARIS HILTON and “living like a nun” are two things I never thought I’d put in the same sentence.

But that’s what the heirhead is promising to do in order to avoid a prison sentence for driving while banned.

The star, best known for drunken nights out and sex videos, is claiming her wildchild days are behind her.

I’m sure the new leaf she has turned over will last about as long as her ill-fated attempts at imposing a sex “ban” on herself last year, but I’m willing to hear her out.

The first step for the new, improved Paris was to tone down her dress.

Out is the multicoloured clubbing clobber and short skirts teamed with no knickers — and in is virginal white to make her look like an angel.

She has told pals that she is quitting boozing, cutting back on shopping and no longer racing around in luxury cars.

Paris — who is set to begin a 45-day jail stretch in 22 days’ time — has been spotted regularly with her personal trainer and learning self-defence to face inmates who have threatened to attack her.

The final piece of the jigsaw was put in place when she went to visit dad RICK in hospital with a huge home-made birthday card.

A friend said: “Paris’s attorneys have insisted she live like a nun.

“She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail.

“They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to get her sentence reduced on appeal.

“That means no booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She’s got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime.”

Paris is due to check into a women-only jail by June 5, where she will be handed a regulation blue jumpsuit and be forced to share communal showers with gangs of violent inmates.

I wonder how her new regime will fare faced with that lot .

[Red Moon]

Do you think the press will give up on her a bit when she is inside?

[Mrluvaluva]

Not at all. I think it may get worse.

[Ruth]

She will turn it all to her advantage when she comes out. Probably 'write' a book, talking about her prison hell, or something like that :rolleyes:

[~Kizwiz~]

She will exploit this to her advantage like everything else.

More fame and more fans.

Sad really

[Mrluvaluva]

It is definitely going to be a big media story. If it happens. There is time yet.

[Psylocke]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Do you think the press will give up on her a bit when she is inside?

DEF not.remember when Britney went to rehab,when she couldnt defend herself the press had a field day with lies and storys.This is only the start.

[Sophii3x]

She's gone a bit odd. She now wears white all the time, when she always used to wear bright colours.

She's scared and desperate. The press are just going to get worse and worse once she's in there.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Ruth
She will turn it all to her advantage when she comes out. Probably 'write' a book, talking about her prison hell, or something like that :rolleyes: I agree. She'll be looking to cash in on her 'misfortune'.

[Sophii3x]

I'd love to see what you wrote Girth, but I can't see. :thumbs:

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
I'd love to see what you wrote Girth, but I can't see. :thumbs: What?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by GiRTh
I agree. She'll be looking to cash in on her 'misfortune'.

I agree, more publicity = more fame

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Sophii3x
I'd love to see what you wrote Girth, but I can't see. :thumbs: What?

Soph has you on ignore sweetie

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by Sophii3x
I'd love to see what you wrote Girth, but I can't see. :thumbs: What?

Soph has you on ignore sweetie Oh I See now. Shame she can't keep to it. Anyway, as I've said that says more about her than it does about me. Try and keep it up Soph, I bet you fail:thumbs:

[Ruth]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
She's gone a bit odd. She now wears white all the time, when she always used to wear bright colours.

She's scared and desperate. The press are just going to get worse and worse once she's in there.

She isn't scared!! She's desperate to turn this into good publicity for herself, and sadly she will no doubt succeed. I'm amazed that people are taken in by her to be honest. What's she's doing is so transparent.

[Red Moon]

There was a poll on the Dairly Mirror website and the results so far show that 94% want her locked up while only 6% wanted her free so not that many people are taken in by her little act.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by Red Moon
There was a poll on the Dairly Mirror website and the results so far show that 94% want her locked up while only 6% wanted her free so not that many people are taken in by her little act.

Nooo! Do you have a link? I'm bored so I'm going to vote like crazy!:laugh: (And if you can only vote once.. proxy)

And Ruth, she must be scared. She's going to prison. God knows what they'll do to her in there.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Red Moon
There was a poll on the Dairly Mirror website and the results so far show that 94% want her locked up while only 6% wanted her free so not that many people are taken in by her little act. That doesn't surprise me. In the real world, unlike on this forum, she's not particularly well liked.

[Sophii3x]

Found it. This is fun, can't belive people want to see her in jail. :sad:

[Ruth]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Originally posted by Red Moon
There was a poll on the Dairly Mirror website and the results so far show that 94% want her locked up while only 6% wanted her free so not that many people are taken in by her little act.

Nooo! Do you have a link? I'm bored so I'm going to vote like crazy!:laugh: (And if you can only vote once.. proxy)

And Ruth, she must be scared. She's going to prison. God knows what they'll do to her in there.

Well yes, she probably is scared. But there's no doubt that she is utitlising the situation and turning it to her own advantage. And still, I can't believe that people are taken in by it. Although as Red says, obviously most people aren't taken in. She's not as popular in the real world as she is on here.

It's not a case of wanting her to go to prison because they don't like her - it's a case of wanting her to pay for her crime (remember she flouted the law three times) in the same way that you or I would have to. Why should she get special treatment just because a few people like her?

[Ruth]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Found it. This is fun, can't belive people want to see her in jail. :sad:

I can't believe that people think she should get away with her crimes.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Found it. This is fun, can't belive people want to see her in jail. :sad:

I can't believe you are still defending her. Don't you have schoolwork to be doing or something? Sophie, come into the real world, you stupid cow.

[lily.]

Originally posted by ~~
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Found it. This is fun, can't belive people want to see her in jail. :sad:

I can't believe you are still defending her. Don't you have schoolwork to be doing or something? Sophie, come into the real world, you stupid cow.

Barry, do you really think that was necessary? Sophie was banned for insulting other members last week. You will end up in the same boat with a post like that. Harsh Barry, very harsh indeed. :nono:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by L
Originally posted by ~~
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Found it. This is fun, can't belive people want to see her in jail. :sad:

I can't believe you are still defending her. Don't you have schoolwork to be doing or something? Sophie, come into the real world, you stupid cow.

Barry, do you really think that was necessary? Sophie was banned for insulting other members last week. You will end up in the same boat with a post like that. Harsh Barry, very harsh indeed. :nono:

I just said what has been on my mind for sometime. Time to get it out of my system.

[lily.]

Well, if you get a warning (and a ban) then you have nobody to blame but yourself.

*and, yes, I know that's rich coming from me with my 3 warnings.. :rolleyes:

[Mrluvaluva]

I know if I get a ban it is my fault. Whose else would it be?

[GiRTh]

I know you know it your fault, but some forum members get themselves banned then act like it was my fault. I wonder who I could be referring to.

[Mrluvaluva]

Who?

[GiRTh]

A silly little girl. I wont name names (unlike her).

[Mrluvaluva]

lol

[GiRTh]

lol at her.

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by ~~
Originally posted by Sophii3x
Found it. This is fun, can't belive people want to see her in jail. :sad:

I can't believe you are still defending her. Don't you have schoolwork to be doing or something? Sophie, come into the real world, you stupid cow.

How dare you! I do hope you get ban for that, but I'm sure the mods would just ignore it and let you off.:rolleyes:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x

How dare you! I do hope you get ban for that, but I'm sure the mods would just ignore it and let you off.:rolleyes:

Not nice being on the receiving end is it?

How very dare you! :laugh:

[GiRTh]

:wink:

[Mrluvaluva]

And if I get a ban it's like the l'oreal line. Because I'm worth it! And it was.

[GiRTh]

:whistle:

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by ~~
Originally posted by Sophii3x

How dare you! I do hope you get ban for that, but I'm sure the mods would just ignore it and let you off.:rolleyes:

Not nice being on the receiving end is it?

How very dare you! :laugh:

I couldn't care less what you call me, but calling me stupid.. :rolleyes:

[Mrluvaluva]

If the shoe fits........................... So it's ok for you to call people idiots, but you don't like being called stupid? If you can dish it out, then you should also be able to take it.

[Sophii3x]

Whatever that means.. :rolleyes:

And thanks L!

[Mrluvaluva]

Need I say more? My work here is done...........

[Bells]

No it’s not. Sophie may be stubborn when it comes to supporting her favourite celebs, (she knows I think that :wink:) but at the end of the day that's all she's doing. In this particular case it's not like she's applauding murder, she's just concerned for Paris, Paris's sister's, Nicole's - whoever's - welfare if they do go to prison. And even though I find it annoying Paris in particular's sentence got shortened, her welfare is still thought about by her fans (even if there aren't many!)

A lot of the time when she 'insults' someone, it happens through provocation on the most part. However, Baz you just insulted her for doing exactly what I described before - supporting her favourite celebs! And calling a 16 year old girl a 'stupid cow' is hardly commendable. You probably don't care, but I'm disappointed.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash
No it’s not. Sophie may be stubborn when it comes to supporting her favourite celebs, (she knows I think that :wink:) but at the end of the day that's all she's doing. In this particular case it's not like she's applauding murder, she's just concerned for Paris, Paris's sister's, Nicole's - whoever's - welfare if they do go to prison. And even though I find it annoying Paris in particular's sentence got shortened, her welfare is still thought about by her fans (even if there aren't many!)

A lot of the time when she 'insults' someone, it happens through provocation on the most part. However, Baz you just insulted her for doing exactly what I described before - supporting her favourite celebs! And calling a 16 year old girl a 'stupid cow' is hardly commendable. You probably don't care, but I'm disappointed.

Sorry if you are disappointed Ash, but we have been banging on about Paris for weeks now. Why wouldn't I want to see her go to prison? I get the feeling also that she would even support Paris if she had comitted murder. I have had a few insults thrown in from Soph in the past, and I have never done anything to her (as far as I can remember). But the one time I do it? Sorry, but the truth hurts. Oh, and age doesn't come into it here. So she can insult older members, but they cannot say anything to her because she is 16?

[GiRTh]

^^Great post^^

I didn't want to get involved but my god, Baz you're a star. You said it all mate. What have we done to deserve this treatment. I'd like someone to answer that question.

[Bells]

Originally posted by ~~
Sorry if you are disappointed Ash, but we have been banging on about Paris for weeks now. Why wouldn't I want to see her go to prison? I get the feeling also that she would even support Paris if she had comitted murder. I have had a few insults thrown in from Soph in the past, and I have never done anything to her (as far as I can remember). But the one time I do it? Sorry, but the truth hurts. Oh, and age doesn't come into it here. So she can insult older members, but they cannot say anything to her because she is 16?

In terms of Paris, I understand the viewpoints on her because that really has been debated to death. However it’s just that this insult came out of the blue (I thought), as Soph’s been concerned about Paris and that’s all I could see! As for her insults to you, or anyone else, I’ve not noticed any direct ones apart from the one to Girth, for which she got banned. And provocation must have been building up, although I agree the situation could’ve been handled differently.

At the same time, the situation as a whole could’ve been handled differently. I think any problems should have been sorted there and then rather than continued. Like in this thread for example, you’re talking about Sophie as if she doesn’t exist. If you really wanted the ‘problem’ sorted, you could have done so before – by U2U, perhaps. I agree that age doesn’t particularly matter on a forum; I’m always saying that, I just didn’t find what was said commendable really! Basically, I just never expected that from you…thanks for apologising though.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash

In terms of Paris, I understand the viewpoints on her because that really has been debated to death. However it’s just that this insult came out of the blue (I thought), as Soph’s been concerned about Paris and that’s all I could see! As for her insults to you, or anyone else, I’ve not noticed any direct ones apart from the one to Girth, for which she got banned. And provocation must have been building up, although I agree the situation could’ve been handled differently.

At the same time, the situation as a whole could’ve been handled differently. I think any problems should have been sorted there and then rather than continued. Like in this thread for example, you’re talking about Sophie as if she doesn’t exist. If you really wanted the ‘problem’ sorted, you could have done so before – by U2U, perhaps. I agree that age doesn’t particularly matter on a forum; I’m always saying that, I just didn’t find what was said commendable really! Basically, I just never expected that from you…thanks for apologising though.


You know something Ash? I u2u'd Soph once and asked her what I had done. After seeing comments like, "Get lost, you and Girth have been pissing me off all week". The reply I got was "Go away". So as for sorting it out via u2u...............

It is not like me to say something like this, you are right, but this has been brewing for a while, and when I saw that post, well.....

And my apology was to you for feeling that I have disappointed you.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by Ash

In terms of Paris, I understand the viewpoints on her because that really has been debated to death. However it’s just that this insult came out of the blue (I thought), as Soph’s been concerned about Paris and that’s all I could see! As for her insults to you, or anyone else, I’ve not noticed any direct ones apart from the one to Girth, for which she got banned. And provocation must have been building up, although I agree the situation could’ve been handled differently.

At the same time, the situation as a whole could’ve been handled differently. I think any problems should have been sorted there and then rather than continued. Like in this thread for example, you’re talking about Sophie as if she doesn’t exist. If you really wanted the ‘problem’ sorted, you could have done so before – by U2U, perhaps. I agree that age doesn’t particularly matter on a forum; I’m always saying that, I just didn’t find what was said commendable really! Basically, I just never expected that from you…thanks for apologising though. Is Sophie incapable of speaking for herself? Or is the plan to use you as a mouthpiece to prevent here from getting her final ban ?

Also, Sophie once asked me - who the ****** do you think you are? when I questioned jordans parenting skills. There is a definite pattern of behaviour here and I'm frankly flabbergasted that you've not seen her sweary mouth in action.

Finally, you've not answered my question. What did any of us do to deserve this behaviour from her and don't use the age card.

[Bells]

Originally posted by ~~
You know something Ash? I u2u'd Soph once and asked her what I had done. After seeing comments like, "Get lost, you and Girth have been pissing me off all week". The reply I got was "Go away". So as for sorting it out via u2u...............

It is not like me to say something like this, you are right, but this has been brewing for a while, and when I saw that post, well.....

And my apology was to you for feeling that I have disappointed you.

Yeah I know Baz, and that's what I'm thanking you for! It made me less disappointed...

Going back to the Paris argument by the way, I had to add, you saying she'd even support murder is a huge assumption on your part. There's no way anyone can say that's true.

People have plenty of problems in real life as well as on the Internet, which may explain why Sophie was funny with you by U2U, but again, I agree she could've handled the situation differently. But it works both ways. A little extra effort may have sorted things - instead though I see on numerous occasions what I've seen at the top of this thread. I certainly would've put the effort in. Saying all that, I think out of everyone, you handled everything best (up until just earlier when I got annoyed).

Originally posted by GiRTh
Is Sophie incapable of speaking for herself? Or is the plan to use you as a mouthpiece to prevent here from getting her final ban ?

Also, Sophie once asked me - who the ****** do you think you are? when I questioned jordans parenting skills. There is a definite pattern of behaviour here and I'm frankly flabbergasted that you've not seen her sweary mouth in action.

Finally, you've not answered my question. What did any of us do to deserve this behaviour from her and don't use the age card.


That’s a stupid thing to say. I happen to have views on the matter – I’ve not even spoken to her until just earlier when she was online. And she’s not even online now; otherwise I’m sure she’d be defending herself! Anyway, I’d appreciate it if you noticed it’s not her behaviour I’m defending, it’s yours I’m challenging. I’ve never had a problem with you personally, but what I do know is you like ‘winding people up’, you enjoy getting to people – you said it yourself! Some people handle it better than others.

You can’t expect to provoke people and not get some responses like you have done. And whilst it doesn’t bother me personally, surely the good thing to do is face the fact that yes you have been winding people up, rather than playing the innocent act and act as if you’ve done nothing. I’ve never felt the need to raise this before, but half the posts I’ve read of yours are ‘blah, blah, blah… That’s all.’ As if you’ve done nothing!

[Sophii3x]

Umm other way round ~~....:rolleyes:. I seriously don't want to talk to either of you anymore. And I'm sure you and him have been plotting some kind of 'Operation: Get Sophie banned permenently' because you know that I'm easily wound up and that I have 3 warnings.

I can see Girth's posts offline you know. And if age doesn't matter.. what's he doing calling me a 'silly little girl'?

I'm done.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash

Yeah I know Baz, and that's what I'm thanking you for! It made me less disappointed...

Going back to the Paris argument by the way, I had to add, you saying she'd even support murder is a huge assumption on your part. There's no way anyone can say that's true.

People have plenty of problems in real life as well as on the Internet, which may explain why Sophie was funny with you by U2U, but again, I agree she could've handled the situation differently. But it works both ways. A little extra effort may have sorted things - instead though I see on numerous occasions what I've seen at the top of this thread. I certainly would've put the effort in. Saying all that, I think out of everyone, you handled everything best (up until just earlier when I got annoyed).

I did noy say she would for definite. And yes, people do have problems in real life. I have them too. I don't want to carry the subject on and on, and for everyone to get involved. Can I be excused now?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Sophii3x

I seriously don't want to talk to either of you anymore.

Well that is not a problem is it? As we don't talk anyway.

[Bells]

Well that's clearly where the problem lies - the fact that nobody's bothered to sort anything. What do you mean by everyone anyway? Never mind, no need to answer that. It's not up to me - you excuse yourself whenever you want. :thumbs:

[Bells]

Originally posted by Sophii3x
Umm other way round ~~....:rolleyes:. I seriously don't want to talk to either of you anymore. And I'm sure you and him have been plotting some kind of 'Operation: Get Sophie banned permenently' because you know that I'm easily wound up and that I have 3 warnings.

I can see Girth's posts offline you know. And if age doesn't matter.. what's he doing calling me a 'silly little girl'?

I'm done.

I know, I've mentioned the whole winding up thing. Plus that's a very good point about 'silly little girl' and 'schoolwork'. I'm 16 as well, I could easily have gotten offended at that, but it's probably best to rise above it.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash

I know, I've mentioned the whole winding up thing. Plus that's a very good point about 'silly little girl' and 'schoolwork'. I'm 16 as well, I could easily have gotten offended at that, but it's probably best to rise above it.

Why are you defending her so much? The first ever snide comment I make and all this? And how many has Soph made before? Did you have a go at her at these times?

[Bells]

Originally posted by ~~
Why are you defending her so much? The first ever snide comment I make and all this? And how many has Soph made before? Did you have a go at her at these times?

Again, it's not her I'm defending, it's that comment I'm challenging. I've not had a problem with you before, but again as I said previously - I just think Sophie had been provoked before, and it's unfair that she gets all the blame. She has been wound up, and it's evident she gets wound up easily - she said so herself - so for the sake of peace on the forum, things should have stopped a long time ago.

And as for her language, you may be surprised to know I have actually discussed it with her. Since we're closer friends, we tend to do it by U2U and MSN. :thumbs:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Ash

Again, it's not her I'm defending, it's that comment I'm challenging. I've not had a problem with you before, but again as I said previously - I just think Sophie had been provoked before, and it's unfair that she gets all the blame. She has been wound up, and it's evident she gets wound up easily - she said so herself - so for the sake of peace on the forum, things should have stopped a long time ago.

And as for her language, you may be surprised to know I have actually discussed it with her. Since we're closer friends, we tend to do it by U2U and MSN. :thumbs:


Yes, well, I told you u2u did not work. I have always been ok to Soph (I remember when she lost her hamster). and just because I make a few comments about Paris, I have had comments made towards me. I made one. That's it.

Oh, and I have never had a problem with you either. :thumbs:

[James]

Let\'s lock this one. I\'m having a spot of bother getting on to the site at the moment so let\'s leave it at that.