ST☆RS (TiBB's CBB) - The House Thread [Game Over - Calderyon Wins]

[Babayaro.]

My chippy does amazing haggis suppers

[RileyH]

I've never had haggis

[Matthew.]

Until recently there was only one decent takeaway in walking distance, but now we have a decent chippy too

our chippy is ****e, havent had one for over a year
who agrees that chinese chips are better than chippy chips?

[Calderyon]

The contents of haggis sound, pardon me for being rude, a little revolting tbh.

[Babayaro.]

Chippy chips >>>

[Calderyon]

Chinese chips?

[Babayaro.]

The contents of haggis sound, pardon me for being rude, a little revolting tbh.

It's really nice though. Especially in batter. Haggis bites are great :love:

[RileyH]

I hate Chinese

[Matthew.]

I've never had haggis

ugh haggis </3 can’t eat it bc i have an intolerance to oatmeal but haggis used to be my chippy choice when i lived in aberdeen

[Matthew.]

Chinese chips?

ya chips from the chinese

[Calderyon]

I hate Chinese

:omgno:

[Matthew.]

The contents of haggis sound, pardon me for being rude, a little revolting tbh.

it tastes better than it looks and sounds, trust me

[Calderyon]

ya chips from the chinese

Never had Chinese chips. The one where we went didn´t have those i think.

[RileyH]

:omgno:

Not the people

[RileyH]

ugh haggis </3 can’t eat it bc i have an intolerance to oatmeal but haggis used to be my chippy choice when i lived in aberdeen

I just get a battered sausage or some fish

[Calderyon]

it tastes better than it looks and sounds, trust me

That good to hear, tbh.

[Calderyon]

So do UK kiosks offer coffee or tea?

In here some of them offer paninis and roasted Krakova Sausage too. Never had those though.

[Matthew.]

I just get a battered sausage

oh do you indeed ;)

jokes aside, it’s probably really nice tbh

[RileyH]

oh do you indeed ;)

jokes aside, it’s probably really nice tbh

I just want someone to batter my sausage it's Valentine's Day :bawling:

[Mitchell]

our chippy is ****e, havent had one for over a year
who agrees that chinese chips are better than chippy chips?

Our chippy was absolutely disgusting until new owners came in and now it’s amazing.

I prefer chippy chips

[Babayaro.]

I just get a battered sausage or some fish

How outstandingly ordinary

[Matthew.]

So do UK kiosks offer coffee or tea?

in the uk, the only time we hear the word kiosk, is when I’m A Celebrity’s on TV bc there’s a character called Kiosk Keith on it

[Babayaro.]

I just want someone to batter my sausage it's Valentine's Day :bawling:

What does this mean?

[Matthew.]

I just want someone to batter my sausage it's Valentine's Day :bawling:

:joker:

[RileyH]

How outstandingly ordinary

Nice and simple :tongue:

[Matthew.]

What does this mean?

i dread to think what it actually means ha ha ha

getting wanked off is my guess

[Mitchell]

Anyone else getting a buy one get one free subway today?

[RileyH]

Anyone else getting a buy one get one free subway today?

ew gross no

[Calderyon]

There are lots of coffee houses here. (Not Starbucks, only a few of those in Finland i think, most of them in the capital)

Their coffee is overrated. And over priced.

[Mitchell]

ew gross no

I like cheap food

[Calderyon]

in the uk, the only time we hear the word kiosk, is when I’m A Celebrity’s on TV bc there’s a character called Kiosk Keith on it

Is a corner store the right term then?

[Babayaro.]

getting wanked off is my guess

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/michael.png

[Babayaro.]

Is a corner store the right term then?

corner shop is what most people say I think. Or if you're racist you'll call it something else :worry:

[Babayaro.]

I call it the wee shop

[RileyH]

subway is disgusting

[Matthew.]

Is a corner store the right term then?

probably, ours is just called Co-Op so we just say “im going to the co-op”

here ive just realised, we don’t say the Asda, the Tesco, the Sainers (Sainsbury’s) so why do we say “the Co-Op”

[RileyH]

corner shop is what most people say I think. Or if you're racist you'll call it something else :worry:

:skull:

[Babayaro.]

subway is disgusting

Fast 'n' Fresh is so much better

[RileyH]

Fast 'n' Fresh is so much better

Never heard of her

[Babayaro.]

Never heard of her

she's a gorgeous girl?

[RileyH]

she's a gorgeous girl?

what is it

[Babayaro.]

Moroccan chicken baguette with onions, lettuce, cheese and salt & pepper >>>>>>>>

[Babayaro.]

what is it

Sandwich shop

[Calderyon]

corner shop is what most people say I think. Or if you're racist you'll call it something else :worry:

Can you get coffee or tea in them?

[RileyH]

There are lots of coffee houses here. (Not Starbucks, only a few of those in Finland i think, most of them in the capital)

Their coffee is overrated. And over priced.

Starbucks is amazing :nono:

[Matthew.]

Can you get coffee or tea in them?

in our co-op we have a tea/coffee vending machine

[Matthew.]

Starbucks is amazing :nono:

pumpkin spice latte is lush

[montblanc]

i have awoken from my slumber
http://i.imgur.com/f8y5rXj.gif

[Babayaro.]

Can you get coffee or tea in them?

Some of them yeah. Major ones like Nisa or Co-op usually have them available. The Nisa up by me has a little café inside it. Smaller corner shops that are owned by Indian/Pakistani's never have them though

[RileyH]

i have awoken from my slumber
http://i.imgur.com/f8y5rXj.gif

good afternoon

[Babayaro.]

good afternoon

TBH it's morning in America

[Babayaro.]

fanny

[RileyH]

TBH it's morning in America

It depends where in America

[RileyH]

fanny

:eyes:

[Mitchell]

i have awoken from my slumber
http://i.imgur.com/f8y5rXj.gif

Heyyy

[Babayaro.]

8am in San Antonio :)

[montblanc]

It depends where in America

it's 8:00am where i live so i'm pretty sure its morning everywhere in America :joker:

[Babayaro.]

Lets all point and laugh at Riley??

[montblanc]

It depends where in America

https://media.tenor.com/images/fd1c31c91f1b6a32fbeb894d67991d6a/tenor.gif

[Calderyon]

Some of them yeah. Major ones like Nisa or Co-op usually have them available. The Nisa up by me has a little café inside it. Smaller corner shops that are owned by Indian/Pakistani's never have them though

Is it in like a big tower sized thermos can?

Where you press on the top and you get coffee?

[RileyH]

Lets all point and laugh at Riley??

No let's not

[Babayaro.]

Is it in like a big tower sized thermos can?

Where you press on the top and you get coffee?

I have no idea

[Babayaro.]

I've never bought coffee in my life. I always have it at home.

[montblanc]

i've drinken coffee like twice before and it was literally disgusting

[Calderyon]

Starbucks is amazing :nono:

I´ve never had Starbucks, i just meant that coffee shop coffee is overrated. And overpriced. 3 euros ~ 2,67 pounds for a small sized coffee is too much.

[RileyH]

I've never bought coffee in my life. I always have it at home.

You should try it sometime

[RileyH]

i've drinken coffee like twice before and it was literally disgusting

drinken

[Calderyon]

i've drinken coffee like twice before and it was literally disgusting

Plain coffee is, but with sugar + cream or milk makes it great.

[Calderyon]

And it helps on your digestion. Natures own laxative.

[montblanc]

drinken

mess is that not a word :joker::joker::joker:

Plain coffee is, but with sugar + cream or milk makes it great.

it sounds good but idk if i'll like it

[RileyH]

caramel latte is the best

[RileyH]

mess is that not a word :joker::joker::joker:

No it's drunk :joker:

[Mitchell]

Tetley tea> coffee

[montblanc]

No it's drunk :joker:

wow i don't know english

Lewis teas

[RileyH]

wow i don't know english

Lewis teas

:laugh3:

[RileyH]

Tetley tea> coffee

pg tips >

[Cal.]

Give us a tenner and I’ll suck your cock?

[Calderyon]

mess is that not a word :joker::joker::joker:



it sounds good but idk if i'll like it

You need to get the portions of coffee + cream or milk + sugar correct.

Fill the cup in half/little over a half of coffee, put in sugar according to your taste and then fill it with coffee or soft cream all the way to the top. Be careful not to spill it. Slurp it a little from the top to avoid this.

Stay away from the cheap and so called great buy coffee brands, those really are disgusting and revolting.

[montblanc]

You need to get the portions of coffee + cream or milk + sugar correct.

Fill the cup in half/little over a half of coffee, put in sugar according to your taste and then fill it with coffee or soft cream to the top.

Stay away from the cheap and so called great buy coffee brands, those really are disgusting and revolting.

we have coffee on Sunday's so i'll try this out!

[RileyH]

Give us a tenner and I’ll suck your cock?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/47304e84f4f5f9d4e38fcb37abcff6a1/tenor.gif?itemid=5312910

[montblanc]

well i'm off to class see you guys in about an hour x
https://classandtrashshow.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/ny2.gif

[RileyH]

well i'm off to class see you guys in about an hour x
https://classandtrashshow.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/ny2.gif

:xyxwave:

[Babayaro.]

Give us a tenner and I’ll suck your cock?

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/richard.png

[Calderyon]

We have prostitutes in our midst?

[Matthew.]

Tetley tea

yeah tetley is the best, probably bc its what my mum buys as well so i just got used to it

[RileyH]

We have prostitutes in our midst?

Nicky's back?

[Matthew.]

did anyone else find a letter from last night’s pov comp on nicky’s visitor messages? :joker: stumbled across it by mistake after

[BBUK-Fan]

did anyone else find a letter from last night’s pov comp on nicky’s visitor messages? :joker: stumbled across it by mistake after

He stole it?

[RileyH]

He stole it?

:joker:

[Matthew.]

mmm thai sweet chilli sensations are lush

[TwentyOneThrones]

wow i don't know english

Lewis teas

:joker::joker::joker:

im such a mess

[Wizard.]

TONIGHT: Not everything is what it seems, a housemate exists only in your dreams. JOIN US tonight @ 6pm for the first live eviction and the fallout afterwards.

[RileyH]

TONIGHT: Not everything is what it seems, a housemate exists only in your dreams. JOIN US tonight @ 6pm for the first live eviction and the fallout afterwards.

hmm I have a feeling I know what this means :suspect:

[TwentyOneThrones]

TONIGHT: Not everything is what it seems, a housemate exists only in your dreams. JOIN US tonight @ 6pm for the first live eviction and the fallout afterwards.

...err...excuse me?

[Matthew.]

TONIGHT: Not everything is what it seems, a housemate exists only in your dreams. JOIN US tonight @ 6pm for the first live eviction and the fallout afterwards.

…

[Underscore]

I hope Matthew stays :)

[Ant.]

mmm thai sweet chilli sensations are lush

im eating them as we speak

[RileyH]

im eating them as we speak

what are the chances

[Ant.]

hmm I have a feeling I know what this means :suspect:

me because im the man of your dreams?

JK same

[Ant.]

what are the chances

omg that reminds me

i went into a shop and met the gal running it and she was talking to me and she was like "where do you live? ___________ wbu?" and she said same and it turns out she's my next door neighbour

turns out i was right! she was screaming riley last night :laugh2:

[RileyH]

me because im the man of your dreams?

:flutter:

[Matthew.]

I hope Matthew stays :)

aw thank you x

[TwentyOneThrones]

Hope me and Morgan can stay :/

[Ant.]

:flutter:

:love:

[RileyH]

:love:

:drool:

[Wizard.]

The best song of 2018 don't come for it

rQWZK5U233s

[RileyH]

anyway

[montblanc]

the best song of 2018? HA



HA

[Underscore]

Hope me and Morgan can stay :/

The damage is done :shrug:

Shouldn't have said the hurtful stuff you said.

Morgan deserves to stay, you don't and if it was up to me I'd split you two up and evict just you but it's just the way it is. Totally irredeemable. :wavey:

You also have a massive crystal clear game plan, just saying.

[Matthew.]

The best song of 2018 don't come for it

rQWZK5U233s

away to listen to it, will this be someone’s eviction song tonight?

[Wizard.]

away to listen to it, will this be someone’s eviction song tonight?

No it’s just a beautiful song

[TwentyOneThrones]

The Greatest Showman :love:

[Babayaro.]

Doubt I'll be around to play HoH tonight

[Daniel-X]

I also won’t be around I’ll be at the girls for prinks before town :worry:

Good luck to all those competing though

[Underscore]

Is HoH at 6 or 8 then????

[Nicky91]

Is HoH at 6 or 8 then????

This is BB, eviction will take place at 6, and HoH then at 8


i will now leave it all to my buddy the best host ever Riley. :flutter:

[RileyH]

This is BB, eviction will take place at 6, and HoH then at 8


i will now leave it all to my buddy the best host ever Riley. :flutter:

:laugh2:

[Underscore]

This is BB, eviction will take place at 6, and HoH then at 8


i will now leave it all to my buddy the best host ever Riley. :flutter:

theres somebody in the house!

[Ant.]

This is BB, eviction will take place at 6, and HoH then at 8


i will now leave it all to my buddy the best host ever Riley. :flutter:

-erratically bangs ceiling with brush-
GO AWAY STRANGER!!
-dies from the asbestos falling from the ceiling or some ****-

[Mitchell]

This is BB, eviction will take place at 6, and HoH then at 8


i will now leave it all to my buddy the best host ever Riley. :flutter:

**** Off Gillian McKeith

[RileyH]

-dies from the asbestos falling from the ceiling or some ****-

http://i42.tinypic.com/23wqkhv.jpg

[Cal.]

This is BB, eviction will take place at 6, and HoH then at 8


i will now leave it all to my buddy the best host ever Riley. :flutter:

Don’t start, alright?

[Ant.]

http://i42.tinypic.com/23wqkhv.jpg

https://pre00.deviantart.net/8adf/th/pre/i/2012/245/0/6/sherlock__s_grave_by_beth193-d5dael3.png

[montblanc]

This is BB, eviction will take place at 6, and HoH then at 8


i will now leave it all to my buddy the best host ever Riley. :flutter:

mess :joker::joker::joker:

[Babayaro.]

I also won’t be around I’ll be at the girls for prinks before town :worry:

Good luck to all those competing though

Cal doing all the heavy lifting again??

[Babayaro.]

NOT prinks

[Matthew.]

I also won’t be around I’ll be at the girls for prinks before town :worry:

Good luck to all those competing though

enjoy your night out love x

[TwentyOneThrones]

19 Minutes To Go!

[Matthew.]

got my eviction outfit on. obviously the dressing gown will be removed if i am evicted

[Mitchell]

got my eviction outfit on. obviously the dressing gown will be removed before if i am evicted

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DistortedPassionateGalapagossealion-max-1mb.gif

[Matthew.]

got my eviction outfit on. obviously the dressing gown will be removed if i am evicted

i am still also to put some shoes on. will i go with vans or nike?

[TwentyOneThrones]

-gets birthday suit on-

[Matthew.]

-gets birthday suit on-

“i’m going to wear a g-string and a bowler”

[BBUK-Fan]

Eviction looms

[Mitchell]

-gets birthday suit on-

https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o85xwGZR5UtB6SiL6/giphy.gif

[BBUK-Fan]

I trust Mitchell has made the right decision

[RileyH]

Good luck noms x

[Mitchell]

I trust Mitchell has made the right decision

I’ve made what I feel is the right decision...

[Matthew.]

Good luck noms x

Thanks Riley x
surprisingly nervous

[BBUK-Fan]

Nearly time

[Matthew.]

I’ve made what I feel is the right decision...

suspenseful…

[Babayaro.]

I sort of have a boner right now??

[Mitchell]

I love you both, so I’m sorry in advance...

[RileyH]

I sort of have a boner right now??

wha

[Matthew.]

I sort of have a boner right now??

wonder if we have ever had an erect eviction before?

[Wizard.]

Morgan and Lewis or Matthew? Mitchell decides! Welcome, to Celebrity Big Brother - The Live Eviction!

jzZZw7wqviQ

[Calderyon]

Marc watching porn and browsing TIBB at the same time?

[Calderyon]

Good luck to the nominees.

[Mitchell]

Morgan and Lewis or Matthew? Mitchell decides! Welcome, to Celebrity Big Brother - The Live Eviction!

jzZZw7wqviQ

:dance:

[Ant.]

ugh I just pissed myself!! -goes to the loo but slips on piss and gets a concussion-

[RileyH]

ugh I just pissed myself!! -goes to the loo but slips on piss and gets a concussion-

i'll take care of u

[Wizard.]

Last night, the Shooting Star twist was revealed, and all of the housemates (except the nominees) nominated Mitchell to be the sole vote to evict for the first eviction. Before we get to the vote, will Morgan/Lewis and Matthew please state why they should be the ones to stay.

[montblanc]

I sort of have a boner right now??

oh my

[Ant.]

i'll take care of u

-pisses in ya mouth-

[Morgan.]

Me and Lewis should stay so you can watch my mental state deteriorate. But it's also Lewis' first game. But if you want to kick us out it's a good idea because it's true! My breastmilk is depleting.

[Calderyon]

ugh I just pissed myself!! -goes to the loo but slips on piss and gets a concussion-

Ant to end up in hospital and walking?

[RileyH]

-pisses in ya mouth-

swallows

[Mitchell]

Me and Lewis should stay so you can watch my mental state deteriorate. But it's also Lewis' first game. But if you want to kick us out it's a good idea because it's true! My breastmilk is depleting.

I need breast milk x

[Ant.]

Ant to end up in hospital and walking?

Claire King hew?
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article11301670.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/PROD-InTherapy_ClaireKing_01.jpg

[BBUK-Fan]

ugh I just pissed myself!! -goes to the loo but slips on piss and gets a concussion-

Aahhh

[Wizard.]

Me and Lewis should stay so you can watch my mental state deteriorate. But it's also Lewis' first game. But if you want to kick us out it's a good idea because it's true! My breastmilk is depleting.

Thanks Morgan. And Matthew?

[Matthew.]

Hello everyone, I think I should remain in the house because I will continue to make the most of my experience as a housemate. I’m not normally fazed by much but last night I had a tear in my eye because of Amy’s temporary exit. I love being a housemate, thank you Mitchell. This is also my first tiBB game

[montblanc]

swallows

ok wot

[TwentyOneThrones]

Hey Mitchell! I don’t know what to say that I haven’t said to you already but I clearly would really love to remain in the game with Morgan. I really want to regain his trust in me and I feel like our survival this week would be the true culmination of everything that’s happened between our friendship this past week. Not only that, but I feel I have proven I have a lot of passion for this game and to be first out after the effort I put into getting here in the first place, it would be an understatement to say it would suck. To the rest of the houseguests, I want to apologise and I want you to understand that there’s a lot more to me as a person, and how I’ve acted has been completely out of character. I have acted very immorally and I want to be given the opportunity to show you all the real me. Matthew you’re an amazing guy, and I’ve enjoyed playing the game with you, good luck. Mitchell, I trust you to make the best decision for your game 

[RileyH]

Good luck yall :hug:

[montblanc]

good luck guys!!!

[Wizard.]

Alright, thanks nominees. Mitchell, please stand and give your reasons why you are evicting this housemate, then dramatically reveal their name.

[Morgan.]

Good luck Matthew!

[Matthew.]

Good luck Matthew!

thank you, good luck to you too!

[Ant.]

ugh i was just getting to like lewis too :love:

[BBUK-Fan]

Tension music

[Babayaro.]

swallows

You SICK, SICK bitch

[RileyH]

You SICK, SICK bitch

spits

[Mitchell]

This hasn’t been an easy decision at all, I thought it’d be ****ing easy, but it ended up becoming extremely tough, especially considering I love all 3 of you.

In the end I assessed who I feel more of a connection with and who I feel could make my time in this house more enjoyable...

I’m sorry but I’m voting to evict...

[Ant.]

swallows

id like to eject myself please!
dont actually eject me i wanna stay

[Wizard.]

IXo9wWGIQjg

[BBUK-Fan]

We got tension music!

[RileyH]

id like to eject myself please!
dont actually eject me i wanna stay

hmm I think you should be ejected

[Mitchell]

MATTHEW

I’m sorry Matthew, I’m so glad you got to enter this game, I just don’t feel like we’ve bonded as much as everyone else, but I’m sure I’ll speak to you on the outside :love:

[Morgan.]

Matthew </3

[Ant.]

IXo9wWGIQjg&t

get grace out :love:

[BBUK-Fan]

What?!

[Babayaro.]

...

[montblanc]

MATTHEW

I’m sorry Matthew, I’m so glad you got to enter this game, I just don’t feel like we’ve bonded as much as everyone else, but I’m sure I’ll speak to you on the outside :love:

WOT

[Ant.]

MATTHEW

I’m sorry Matthew, I’m so glad you got to enter this game, I just don’t feel like we’ve bonded as much as everyone else, but I’m sure I’ll speak to you on the outside :love:

D: WHAT

[Cal.]

What a ****ing mess

[Morgan.]

Thanks for keeping us Mitchell, I'm just gutted Matthew is firstboot on his first game :bawling:

[TwentyOneThrones]

omg matthew </3

[RileyH]

OMG what?? Matthew </3

[Wizard.]

MATTHEW

I’m sorry Matthew, I’m so glad you got to enter this game, I just don’t feel like we’ve bonded as much as everyone else, but I’m sure I’ll speak to you on the outside :love:

As it is written, so it shall be done. Matthew, please say your goodbyes and walk out the front door. I'll be asking you some questions in the Viewers Thread about your time in the house and what went wrong.

[BBUK-Fan]

Holy ****

[Ant.]

Don't let this discourage you from playing again Matthew :love:

[Mitchell]

(Apologies to caldbet who I think I’ve sent into bankruptcy)

[Cal.]

Goodbye Matthew! It was lovely playing with you!

[TwentyOneThrones]

(Apologies to caldbet who I think I’ve sent into bankruptcy)

omg TEAAA

[Matthew.]

bye everyone!

I LOVE YOU ALL TAKE CARE BYE!

[RileyH]

This is like Tati getting eliminated from AS2 </3

[Ant.]

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/bigbrother-savannah.jpg?w=748&h=420&crop=1

[RileyH]

Bye Matthew :love:

[Matthew.]

Matthew </3

goodbye morgan x

[Wizard.]

So Mitchell has evicted Matthew from the Celebrity Big Brother house. Did the housemates make the right decision in voting him as the shooting star? Only time will tell. But first....

[Matthew.]

MATTHEW

I’m sorry Matthew, I’m so glad you got to enter this game, I just don’t feel like we’ve bonded as much as everyone else, but I’m sure I’ll speak to you on the outside :love:

bye mitchell x

[Babayaro.]

Unlucky Matthew :(

[Morgan.]

goodbye morgan x

Loved playing with you!

[Mitchell]

And that’s what happens when you say I have a manky coloured penis...

[Matthew.]

What?!

goodbye james, sorry about launch night x

[Matthew.]

...

my salsa buddy :bawling: x bye marc

[montblanc]

bye Matthew! you will be missed </3

[BBUK-Fan]

goodbye james, sorry about launch night x

It's fine, I'm shocked that you are going. Bye :wavey:

[Matthew.]

WOT

bye montblanc x

[Daniel-X]

Matthew :sad: you were great

[TwentyOneThrones]

Sorry Matthew, hope you can look past this last week and we can get on in future games (granted we play together again)

[Mitchell]

So Mitchell has evicted Matthew from the Celebrity Big Brother house. Did the housemates make the right decision in voting his as the shooting star? Only time will tell. But first....

I did say I didn’t want to be the shooting star :joker:

[Wizard.]

This is Big Brother. Will housemates please gather on the sofas IMMEDIATELY!

[Mitchell]

I will really miss you Matthew :(

[Matthew.]

D: WHAT

bye ant, lovely speaking to you x

[Ant.]

So Mitchell has evicted Matthew from the Celebrity Big Brother house. Did the housemates make the right decision in voting his as the shooting star? Only time will tell. But first....

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!! a

[Morgan.]

HURRY I have DINNER WAITING :joker:

[Ant.]

bye ant, lovely speaking to you x

cya girl :bawling:

[RileyH]

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!! a

:joker:

[Babayaro.]

This is Big Brother. Will housemates please gather on the sofas IMMEDIATELY!

Don't tell me what to do

[Mitchell]

LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!! a

:joker:

[Ant.]

-regains consciousness, runs to the sofa, slips on the same puddle of piss and dies-

[Matthew.]

What a ****ing mess

yes but it makes for a more entertaining show, its for the best x

[BBUK-Fan]

Another twist? Im gonna lose it :joker:

[BBUK-Fan]

-regains consciousness, runs to the sofa, slips on the same puddle of piss and dies-

I'll put your body in the hatch for Big Brother

[RileyH]

-regains consciousness, runs to the sofa, slips on the same puddle of piss and dies-

rip

[Matthew.]

Bye Matthew :love:

goodbye riley x

[Ant.]

Matthew's the winner of CBB TiBB?

[Morgan.]

I'll put your body in the hatch

I screamed at this

C5 actually would do this

[RileyH]

goodbye riley x

I thought I wasn't getting a goodbye then :laugh: Love you :love:

[Matthew.]

And that’s what happens when you say I have a manky coloured penis...

ahaha MITCHELL HAS SYPHYLLIS EVERYONE xxx
joking, this doesnt affect our friendship

[Mitchell]

I screamed at this

C5 actually would do this

“Don’t put it in the store room”

[Ant.]

I'll put your body in the hatch for Big Brother

:laugh2:

[Ant.]

“Don’t put it in the store room”

:joker:

[Matthew.]

Matthew :sad: you were great

my fellow rebecca jane stan :bawling: bye boo x

[Mitchell]

ahaha MITCHELL HAS SYPHYLLIS EVERYONE xxx
joking, this doesnt affect our friendship

I got it from Josy x

[BBUK-Fan]

Why are we gathered at the sofas?

[Morgan.]

Ugh my dinner is ready I'm going in like 2 mins :joker:

[Mitchell]

Why are we gathered at the sofas?

Riley’s doing a striptease for Cal’s Birthday

[Calderyon]

WTH.

What just happened?

[Matthew.]

tell calderyon, amy and underscore and anyone ive missed i love them too
bye everyone!

[TwentyOneThrones]

ok eating dinner as we speak

[BBUK-Fan]

Why are we gathered at the sofas?

Is this about what I did with the pillow?

[Morgan.]

I have to go. Good luck everyone.

[Ant.]

-soul wanders to the lonely armchair-

[BBUK-Fan]

Riley’s doing a striptease for Cal’s Birthday

I'd like to therefore leave :joker:

[Wizard.]

*Plays VT of Amy-Jades time in the house....

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/damaged-red-oval-stamp-words-fake-scratched-illustration-60991889.jpg

You may be wondering about Amy Jades dramatic time in the house and her special spot in the titles video. Well, this is because Amy Jade has been a fake housemate all along. That's right, Amy Jade never had the chance at winning power, nominating or voting for the shooting star. Amy JAde's role was to create drama with a randomly selected housemate. That housemate was Morgan/Lewis. They were tasked with having a bust up and then they had to have an emotional make-up. If no housemates suspected that Amy Jade was as fake as her tits, then Lewis/Morgan would receive immunity from the next eviction (if they survived this one). As Morgan/Lewis have survived eviction, they will not be eligible to be evicted in the upcoming eviction, nor can they participate in the Head of Household.

[Calderyon]

Bad luck Matthew :(

Congrats Lewis and Morgan for surviving. :)

[BBUK-Fan]

Is this a joke?