Coronation Street

[Jase.]

Two women fighting over bloody Johnny :laugh2:

[Matthew.]

Two women fighting over bloody Johnny :laugh2:

oh yes, the local child abductor - what a catch...

[Jase.]

NOT our Trace referring to Liam as Maria's "grotty kid" :laugh:

[Rob!]

Not Colson Smith actually giving a decent performance

[Matthew.]

bloody hell that Kayla is a vindictive cow isn’t she :umm2:

[Rob!]

MESS

[Matthew.]

not Rula Lenska making her reappearance as Claudia

[Daniel-X]

Kayla is such a legend

[Ant.]

Kayla is such a legend

This opinion is bad

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Kayla is such a legend

https://i.imgur.com/FiHhX4D.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

“Don’t you recognise him? It’s father christmas” hfdgjjfgh

[Cal.]

Kayla is a great character!

[Rob!]

Not the best slapping sound effects the show has ever done.

[Ant.]

“Don’t you recognise him? It’s father christmas” hfdgjjfgh

:joker:
Fizz: -looks at a crudely drawn reindeer- naww that's a great drawing!!!

[Matthew.]

Not the best slapping sound effects the show has ever done.

i was thinking that

it did sound like when someone smacks a watermelon with a baseball bat (there is no way of wording that sounding horrible :worry: but you get what i mean!)

[Underscore]

everytime kayla comes on i die a little inside

[Amy Jade]

Eva and Adam :love:

[Niamh.]

Aw glad Eva got a happy exit [emoji178]

[Rob!]

Eva :bawling:

[Marsh.]

Eva returns next Friday and dumps Adam.

But honestly, she knew Aidan's inquest was coming up so why not wait before doing the "leaving without saying goodbye" stuff as she knew she'd have to come back?

[Ant.]

Eva returns next Friday and dumps Adam.

But honestly, she knew Aidan's inquest was coming up so why not wait before doing the "leaving without saying goodbye" stuff as she knew she'd have to come back?

scream I remember seeing those pics of ha outside th'court for smth about Aidan but I just assumed that that was about her asking for her baby back when she just. left. And I also remember reading she leaves in August so I was confused but this makes sense

Before Eileen disappeared for 2 months she didn't have some big hulabaloo about it and she returned weeks later and when Eva can't even stay off the street for a week she gets more of a farewell than some character's final departures

[Cal.]

Kayla isn’t returning?

Axe this show!

[Beastie]

I think Kevin, Sally and Jack Webster should be killed off.

[hijaxers]

David's hair would make any good hairdresser cry !

[Matthew.]

oi dont do anything stupid david now

[Josy]

Whats going on with Henry then :think:

[Rob!]

I absolutely love Henry. Why are the writers trying to make us want Chesney and Gemma to become a thing??

[LaLaLand]

Oh my God Mary and Tracey Dirty Dancing :laugh3:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I’m inlove with henry

[Josy]

I absolutely love Henry. Why are the writers trying to make us want Chesney and Gemma to become a thing??I would rather her with henry, they are complete opposites but somehow suit?

Camt stand Ches hes a whiney litte **** tbh

[Rob!]

Exactly. The best relationships in Corrie are those polar opposites like Sally and Tim. There’s real potential there I think.

[Cherie]

Oh my God Mary and Tracey Dirty Dancing :laugh3:

:cheer2:

[Marsh.]

Are they attempting some kinda Pretty Woman type thing with Gemma and Henry?

[Jase.]

When is Sinead going to die?

[Marsh.]

When is Sinead going to die?

When they play her back a recording of her own voice and she bores herself to death?

[Jase.]

When they play her back a recording of her own voice and she bores herself to death?

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

[Jase.]

NOT a Pussycat Dolls reference

[Jase.]

"Financially embarrassed"

Omg I relate to Hen so much!

[Ant.]

Henry may be poor but Gemma's a millionaire with a man like henreh :lovedup:

[Marsh.]

"Rudies"

:umm2:

[Rob!]

"Rudies"

:umm2:

That whole pair of episodes was TERRIBLE.

Tonight’s were much better :clap1:

[Natalie.]

I love Henry and Gemma together

Mary :laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Josh looked and sounded a bit different. :suspect:

[glibberglobber]

When is Sinead going to die?

When she falls throughthe roof in a bath and Chesney just watches


https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/coronationstreet/images/f/ff/Episode5892.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20171206235148

[Rob!]

I howled at Abi and Steve. Apparently the slap to the head was improvised and they kept it in :joker:

[thisisdanny]

Rana's parents are the enemy

[hijaxers]

Rana's parents are the enemy

Rana's mother has an empty box for a head ! and a tongue like a whip :fist:

[Jase.]

Catching up on the last few eps. NOT Sally being arrested dressed as a clown!

[thisisdanny]

Catching up on the last few eps. NOT Sally being arrested dressed as a clown!

That was hilarious :joker::joker:

[Rob!]

HOWLING at the posh lads after Henry

“This is Veronica. Veronica likes breaking legs”:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Rob!]

Literally livid at the ending

[Marsh.]

Why?

[glibberglobber]

henry died

[Ant.]

Why?

Basically, Chesney offered to give Henry a lift somewhere, told him to get in 'his car' and out of nowhere the two loonies that were after him because of his £20k debt get in the car and lock the door. The last we see of Henry is him banging against the window shouting for help as the two posh boys were grinning menacingly

It felt more like the intro to a cheesy kidnap porno rather than a conclusion to a character
Like I appreciate he's not even been in it for a year but he deserved a better ending than that. Especially since these cronies seem so innocent and slapstick and would either not harm him at all or murder him. And we'll never know because Gemma, the only person who gave a **** about him, is over him

[Amy Jade]

I know he had been a bit of a prick but I felt bad watching Henry being drove away like that, made me dislike Gemma a bit.

I am sick of them trying to make Chesney interesting too, give it up he's a poor actor and character and pairing him with Gemma will not make him more interesting it will make her less interesting.

[Marsh.]

Basically, Chesney offered to give Henry a lift somewhere, told him to get in 'his car' and out of nowhere the two loonies that were after him because of his £20k debt get in the car and lock the door. The last we see of Henry is him banging against the window shouting for help as the two posh boys were grinning menacingly

It felt more like the intro to a cheesy kidnap porno rather than a conclusion to a character
Like I appreciate he's not even been in it for a year but he deserved a better ending than that. Especially since these cronies seem so innocent and slapstick and would either not harm him at all or murder him. And we'll never know because Gemma, the only person who gave a **** about him, is over him

Omg, is that his exit? :joker:

[LaLaLand]

#AxeChesney
#AxeFiz
#AxeSean

[Denver]

Sinead is gonna be diagnosed with Cervical cancer 17 years after it killed Alma and cause outrage

[Ant.]

Omg, is that his exit? :joker:

kind of :joker:

in tonight's episode, apparently all that happened was he fractured his collarbone. We only find out from Chesney who rang up (the hospital? prison? idk i missed that) and said he was his cousin from Ibiza and asked what happened to him

[Ant.]

Sinead is gonna be diagnosed with Cervical cancer 17 years after it killed Alma and cause outrage

omg :(

[Marsh.]

Sinead is gonna be diagnosed with Cervical cancer 17 years after it killed Alma and cause outrage

I hope she dies.

[LukeB]

Another cancer storyline? :skull:

[Ant.]

in other news, Sophie begins a relationship with Sally's sapphic solicitor she knows from her childhood

I hope she dies.

she's PREGNANT :oh:
Another cancer storyline? :skull:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Hayley_Cropper1.jpg

[Marsh.]

she's PREGNANT :oh:

Kill IT!!!

[LukeB]

she's PREGNANT :oh:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Hayley_Cropper1.jpg

Not them copying Hollyoaks Sienna when she was pregs with Cervical cancer

But they did two cancer storylines back to back last year

This is at all soaps, i wish soaps tackled other stuff and raised awareness of other illnesses.

[Ant.]

Kill IT!!!

the foetus or s*nead?

Not them copying Hollyoaks Sienna when she was pregs with Cervical cancer

But they did two cancer storylines back to back last year

This is at all soaps, i wish soaps tackled other stuff and raised awareness of other illnesses.

ugh tea

I swear little to nothing happened with Johnny's MS and it gets mentioned like once in a blue moon (the only time I can think of this year when it was mentioned is when he started verbally abusing Jenny about fatigue)

WHERE'S the rest??

and I was literally just on Sienna's Hollyoaks wiki page and saw that

[Marsh.]

the foetus or s*nead?


BOTH!

[Binbin]

The only thing that beats a bit of Corrie is a bit of Bully. When are they re-booting that one? Is Jim Bowen still alive and blowing on his trumpet? How about that stocky chap with "IIIINNNN ONE!" thing going on...

[Marsh.]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/news/a865168/coronation-street-shock-violence-storyline-mary-jude/

This is going to be awful. He cannot act. :skull:

[Rob!]

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/news/a865168/coronation-street-shock-violence-storyline-mary-jude/

This is going to be awful. He cannot act. :skull:

Omfg :skull:

[Ant.]

what the **** was that :laugh2:

[Redway]

Jude's such a wasteman.

[Underscore]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4337&stc=1&d=1536599054

[hijaxers]

Jude's such a wasteman.

Well he is inbred - the corrie prog last night proved that , proper odd that was.

[hijaxers]

Wow Maureen Lipman say's she thought appearing on Corrie would be fun ! but its made her depressed , just like everyone who's stopped watching this and other soaps as the storylines are so depressing .

its seems on every soap they are just vying for soap awards - never mind what ever decreasing viewers want.

[Rob!]

It was the Star though.

[Marsh.]

Wow Maureen Lipman say's she thought appearing on Corrie would be fun ! but its made her depressed , just like everyone who's stopped watching this and other soaps as the storylines are so depressing .

its seems on every soap they are just vying for soap awards - never mind what ever decreasing viewers want.

Already confirmed as bollocks by Maureen herself.

She made a jokey comment about her character's dress sense being "depressing". She can't look at her, it makes her depressed.

Her character is actually an attempt to bring more comedy in.

https://i.imgur.com/F5PYhCV.gif

[Rob!]

She's a great character so far tbh

[LaLaLand]

I was desperately hoping that Tyrone's Mam was faking her death for insurance money or something because I absolutely loved Margi Clarke in Corrie :(

[Underscore]

cahhh sally :joker:

[Matthew.]

evelyn’s a scream

“well you can call any time - so long as I’m out”
“me? i’m nothing if not approchable”
“oh right, well i had you down as a peeping tom, right i’m out of here”
“my nephew’s a councillor and his girlfriend’s a reporter - they eat people like you for brunch!”

[Matthew.]

cahhh sally :joker:

iconic

[Matthew.]

and the dog eating the chipolatas :joker:

[Ant.]

I hope Imran tells Salleh her daughter's shagging her lawyer/school friend :devil:

[Ant.]

(he just needs to find out somehow!)

[Cherie]

Sally last night, when she said Mrs Jeffries had applied for Big Brother as an insult I :joker:

and Imran :love: what a great addition to the cast

[Vanessa]

Sally last night, when she said Mrs Jeffries had applied for Big Brother as an insult I :joker:

and Imran :love: what a great addition to the cast

:laugh:

[Cherie]

Maureen Lipman is going to be great in this,

and the gardening feud, the comic element is coming back and it was badly needed

[Vanessa]

Can't wait to see how the David storyline is going to end. Josh is back :shocked:

[Matthew.]

“im not the sort of person that you say no to”

[Matthew.]

omg she punched her :omgno:

[hijaxers]

Already confirmed as bollocks by Maureen herself.

She made a jokey comment about her character's dress sense being "depressing". She can't look at her, it makes her depressed.

Her character is actually an attempt to bring more comedy in.

https://i.imgur.com/F5PYhCV.gif

Except she is not at all funny !

[hijaxers]

Already confirmed as bollocks by Maureen herself.

She made a jokey comment about her character's dress sense being "depressing". She can't look at her, it makes her depressed.

Her character is actually an attempt to bring more comedy in.

https://i.imgur.com/F5PYhCV.gif

Except she is not at all funny !

[Marsh.]

Except she is not at all funny !

Good for you, I guess?

[hijaxers]

dunno why that posted twice

[Ant.]

I can't wait another 28 minutes to see the state my poor baby Imran is in :(

[Matthew.]

Tim battering Imran :omgno:

meh he had it coming :clap1:

[hijaxers]

Tim battering Imran :omgno:

meh he had it coming :clap1:

Imran is a complete tool and quite unbelievable as a solicitor :laugh:

[hijaxers]

Tim battering Imran :omgno:

meh he had it coming :clap1:

Tim does not deserve Sally Dimchurch.

[Ant.]

not that I care, but when are Robert and Michelle getting married :unsure:

they're about to begin a new storyline so they're clearly not getting married until 2019 at least? Could they not just do a quick ceremony in the summer once Michelle was out of hospital I dont GET IT

[Marsh.]

Robert is murdered in next week's car crash storyline.

[Alf]

Jim's back again so he is.

He's had more comebacks than Jason Voorhees.

[Ant.]

Tracy's Sinead impression was GOLDEN

[Ant.]

MESS

[Denver]

Please kill Leanne

[Matthew.]

could this be Leanne’s exit storyline for going on the Dancing On Ice?

[Rob!]

Robert is murdered in next week's car crash storyline.

Well that didn’t happen.

[Rob!]

I HOWLED at Tracy’s Sinead impression

[Ross.]

Well that didn’t happen.

Drag her!

[Denver]

Wh is she crying with 1 eye closed

[Rob!]

Urgh I forgot he was coming back

[hijaxers]

Tracy's Sinead impression was GOLDEN

Yeah classic !

Michelle taking overacting to the limit again , jeez here shouting shut the **** up you overacting bitch, shame she never got run over, i was kinda hoping she got shot.:laugh:

[Ant.]

Urgh I forgot he was coming back

I was reminded about an hour before tonight's show and I still thought "who could be with Leanne :worry:"

[Rob!]

I was reminded about an hour before tonight's show and I still thought "who could be with Leanne :worry:"

Same, I legit expected Janice

[Amy Jade]

Leanne best be ok!

[Ant.]

Same, I legit expected Janice

So did I for a second or two :laugh:

[LaLaLand]

NOT HERE for Nick again!! He became an absolutely awful character.

[BBUK-Fan]

So we all know Marsh is full of ****

[Ant.]

So we all know Marsh is full of ****

Based on him passing on misinformation? :unsure:

Given the fact he's posted all of these:

Aiden's exit story confirmed.

Suicide.

Yikes.

Also Cherie clearly isn't up to date on her spoilers....

Beginning Friday, Carla starts to exhibit strange behaviour which leads to the reveal that, via his transplanted kidney, she is channelling Aiden's spirit.

Over time she comes to accept the possession and going forward will live as Aiden forever. Alison King is very excited to take on this acting challenge and is even growing a beard to show her commitment to the role.

Eva returns next Friday and dumps Adam.

But honestly, she knew Aidan's inquest was coming up so why not wait before doing the "leaving without saying goodbye" stuff as she knew she'd have to come back?

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/news/a865168/coronation-street-shock-violence-storyline-mary-jude/

This is going to be awful. He cannot act. :skull:

I think it's safe to say he's not full of ****

[Marsh.]

So we all know Marsh is full of ****

Oh dear, someone can't take a bit of sarcasm. Time to get a life lad. :pat:

When it comes to being full of sh*t your practically the world's largest sewage system.

[Marsh.]

Based on him passing on misinformation? :unsure:

Given the fact he's posted all of these:









I think it's safe to say he's not full of ****

:smug:

[Denver]

But he steals all his info from DS

[Marsh.]

Yes, a soap news site.

I read an article and post the link :eek: SHOCK ****ING HORROR!

[thisisdanny]

Tracey has been ICONIC this week so funny

Nick can go again, yawn

Pleased Ali and Ryan weren't killed off :flutter:

[Ant.]

Unrelated, but what even happened with the Emma/Seb/Faye love triangle they tried to push :unsure:

They brought Faye back to stay for the summer holidays but now it's obvious she's back at school and we barely see Emma and Seb

Beyond a few exchanged glances between the three of them I don't remember anything noteworthy about it?

Not that I care, but I'm annoyed I can't remember the resolve (or if there was one... I don't remember Faye leaving either :idc:)

[Rob!]

Unrelated, but what even happened with the Emma/Seb/Faye love triangle they tried to push :unsure:

They brought Faye back to stay for the summer holidays but now it's obvious she's back at school and we barely see Emma and Seb

Beyond a few exchanged glances between the three of them I don't remember anything noteworthy about it?

Not that I care, but I'm annoyed I can't remember the resolve (or if there was one... I don't remember Faye leaving either :idc:)

The actress who plays Emma is currently in a play according to her Twitter so maybe it’ll go back to it when she goes back?

[Ant.]

The actress who plays Emma is currently in a play according to her Twitter so maybe it’ll go back to it when she goes back?

Emma and Faye coming back to the soap for Christmas to gush over man-bun Seb?
Not exactly the best Christmas storyline, but not the worst :idc:

[Marsh.]

Jane Danson, in her DS interview, saying she would find it hilarious if Leanne was pregnant to Steve again. :umm2: Is she wishing for her character to get worse?

[Denver]

Lewis is Being killed off

[Rob!]

Jesus Christ, Seb looks like Wolverine.

[thisisdanny]

https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/a25470206/coronation-street-spoilers-billy-mayhew-paul-foreman-romance/

We love dishy Paul being a homosexual :clap1:

[Rob!]

https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/a25470206/coronation-street-spoilers-billy-mayhew-paul-foreman-romance/

We love dishy Paul being a homosexual :clap1:

Ice queen Geraldine to return when she discovers Summer is living with a convict? :clap1:

[thisisdanny]

Ice queen Geraldine to return when she discovers Summer is living with a convict? :clap1:

She better NOT or i'm calling ofcom

[Rob!]

She better NOT or i'm calling ofcom

I honestly thought she was a great character. Obviously she's hateful but I think she'd be a really interesting villian if she came in full time.

[thisisdanny]

I honestly thought she was a great character. Obviously she's hateful but I think she'd be a really interesting villian if she came in full time.

Actually when was the last time we even seen Summer? Not that I'm complaining because imo her acting is awful and she bores me to tears

But yeah I suppose she'd be a good villain

Here for her rivalry with iconic dishy scally Paul :love:

[thisisdanny]

https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/a25608622/coronation-street-spoilers-billy-mayhew-paul-foreman-relationship-teasers/

Omg i'm drooling already

[Rob!]

Mess at how much sex the gay vicar gets

[Ant.]

Actually when was the last time we even seen Summer?

Never mind that, when was the last time we saw MOIRA?!

[Rob!]

Never mind that, when was the last time we saw MOIRA?!

Tea! Bloody Kate and Rana's engagement party it was!

[Marsh.]

https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/a25608622/coronation-street-spoilers-billy-mayhew-paul-foreman-relationship-teasers/

Omg i'm drooling already

Vanessa is STUCK to her seat right now!

[Scarlett.]

Started watching again :)

[Vanessa]

Wow, didn't know Paul was gay :shocked:

[Scarlett.]

The factory roof collapse storyline sounds interesting

[Vanessa]

The factory roof collapse storyline sounds interesting

Yes, i wonder who is responsible for it. A new villain, but he was born there. Maybe nick

[Rob!]

https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/a25639358/coronation-street-spoilers-2019-iain-macleod/

First load of spoilers for 2019. Cautiously optimistic, some of it sounds quite good.

[Scarlett.]

Sounds really good, I wasn't sure of Iain McCloud at first but he seems to be doing well

[Niamh.]

Started watching again :)

All is right with the world once again now the Corrie Guru has returned :hehe:

[Marsh.]

Sounds really good, I wasn't sure of Iain McCloud at first but he seems to be doing well

Not Cloud. :laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Ugh my recent emoji thing is SO gorgeous have you ever seen a more stunning collection

https://i.imgur.com/dyfUic0.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I’m the hatching chick

[Marsh.]

We love Corrie related chat .

[RileyH]

Ugh my recent emoji thing is SO gorgeous have you ever seen a more stunning collection

https://i.imgur.com/dyfUic0.jpg

I’m the hatching chick

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ant.]

Big spoilers
Amy gets pregnant with Tyler's baby :skull:

Tea! Bloody Kate and Rana's engagement party it was!

Too long ago :(

[caprimint]

Scott :joker:

[Ant.]

Jenny :love:

[Rob!]

Controversial opinion, but I actually thought Corrie was better than Eastenders last night.

[Scarlett.]

Corrie seems to be actually really good lately, a lot more like its old self

[Lewismacfarlane]

Did Gina and Tim really sleep together

[Amy Jade]

Did Gina and Tim really sleep together

No. He fell asleep drunk and she 'lay next to him and snuggled' her words.

She's a psycho

[Marsh.]

I'm Liz lying unconscious on her rug all night.

[Rob!]

MOIRA :love: :love: :love:

[Ross.]

Controversial opinion, but I actually thought Corrie was better than Eastenders last night.

Oh shut up

[Marsh.]

Controversial opinion, but I actually thought Corrie was better than Eastenders last night.

https://media.giphy.com/media/1popSSbfbY66sjnCuH/giphy.gif

[Ant.]

I'm Liz lying unconscious on her rug all night.

Sounds like my auntie at every family gathering

MOIRA :love: :love: :love:

Her waiting for Liz like the amazing friend she is <3

[Marsh.]

Liz is now played by the Bent-Neck Lady. :love:

[Ant.]

****ing hell Liz looks ROUGH

[Scarlett.]

Corrie used to be one of my favourite shows, now I very rarely actually bother tuning in, every other storyline is "issue based" and there is no scenes between characters these days, it's all in service of whatever the issue of the week is, there's no sense of community left in the show.

If it keeps going on this path I'm not sure how much longer it's gonna survive. They need to cut down the cast and the amount of episodes.

[Redway]

Getting rid of Debbie and Jenny to keep the likes of Kirk and Gemma really isn’t a good look. I still can’t believe it.

[Scarlett.]

I'm glad they've started putting it on Youtube, I'm finding it far easier to keep up with it now

The show isn't amazing at the moment, but its... okayish

[Cherie]

I'm glad they've started putting it on Youtube, I'm finding it far easier to keep up with it now

The show isn't amazing at the moment, but its... okayish

its not been great for a while, they have lost their humourous edge and we are subjected to some seriously dreary storylines that no one cares about