IATM4: Jungle Snatch Game (ADAM EVICTED)

[RileyH]

FYI you can't post more than 3 times in a row.

educate ha

[RileyH]

haddaway man! my vanessa is a right canny lass!

I don't know what this means but thank you

[Jøsh]

I don't know what this means but thank you

youre a right good lass pet x

[RileyH]

youre a right good lass pet x

I'm not a pet

[Morgan.]

I'm not a pet

You when you find someone wanting sex on Gumtree and when you arrive they put a dog collar on you and you realise they have a pet play fetish?

[Jøsh]

I'm not a pet

pet is like friend aye

[Jøsh]

you when you find someone wanting sex on gumtree and when you arrive they put a dog collar on you and you realise they have a pet play fetish?

why aye man :skull:

[Underscore]

I NEED Matthew to post more because VileyH cannot win!

I can winhttp://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96593_102.gif

[RileyH]

You when you find someone wanting sex on Gumtree and when you arrive they put a dog collar on you and you realise they have a pet play fetish?

RileyH would like that

[Morgan.]

RileyH would like that

RileyH has a pet kink :skull:

[Underscore]

RileyH would like that

...http://i.imgur.com/8mbM5G0.jpg

[RileyH]

RileyH has a pet kink :skull:

It depends who's doing it I wouldn't with some uggo

[Underscore]

It depends who's doing it I wouldn't with some uggo

wtf is an uggo

[RileyH]

wtf is an uggo
you

[Underscore]

you

fat

[Underscore]

vileyh is so fat gurl

[RileyH]

fat

vileyh is so fat gurl

If you're come for me at least be realistic
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[Jøsh]

if that lewis is evicted, can wi 'ave another replacement, pet?

[Underscore]

If you're come for me at least be realistic
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stupid bitch

[Jøsh]

stupid bitch

divvent yee stort

[Jøsh]

before ya all ask am putting me english text in a geordie translator

[Amy Jade]

Hi girls its the GC here late replacement for Kerry whos off to rehab

https://i.imgur.com/fbgwpsO.gif

[RileyH]

divvent yee stort

bitch the ****

[RileyH]

Hi girls its the GC here late replacement for Kerry whos off to rehab

https://i.imgur.com/fbgwpsO.gif

hi

[Amy Jade]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HskkH9zWASU/UymcaiaYazI/AAAAAAAACKM/Gr8uSl6GplY/s1600/Gemma+Collins+If+Youre+Thin.jpg

Only Vanny, Scarlett and Charlie would be allowed in my shop girls!

[RileyH]

I don't know if that's a compliment or not

[Barry.]

Are you still on Eastenders?

[Amy Jade]

Are you still on Eastenders?

Guys i don't want to cause any agg but theres a corpse in the camp!

[Jøsh]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HskkH9zWASU/UymcaiaYazI/AAAAAAAACKM/Gr8uSl6GplY/s1600/Gemma+Collins+If+Youre+Thin.jpg

Only Vanny, Scarlett and Charlie would be allowed in my shop girls!

thanks pet x

[Barry.]

Guys i don't want to cause any agg but theres a corpse in the camp!

Who are you?

[Amy Jade]

The corpse is talking!

Oh wait are you Gillian McKeith?

[Barry.]

The corpse is talking!

Oh wait are you Gillian McKeith?

You can’t be a model.

[Underscore]

**** Yanice

[thisisdanny]

When did Gemma get here

[Barry.]

When did Gemma get here

She ate Kerry.

[RileyH]

When did Gemma get here

No one knows I'm surprised the plane could even lift her up

[thisisdanny]

She ate Kerry.

Bet she tasted of horse meat and cheap buffet food

[Amy Jade]

You can’t be a model.

Gillian babe I already am ive got my own range out you silly mare

[Wizard.]

Btw Ripaul's Drag Race better get a plug okurrrrrrr *tongue pop*

[Barry.]

Bet she tasted of horse meat and cheap buffet food

One pound chicken nuggets?

[Amy Jade]

You lot should be ashamed trying to fat shame me. You obviously do not suppoert other successful women.

[Underscore]

Btw Ripaul's Drag Race better get a plug okurrrrrrr *tongue pop*

Okurrrrrr

[Barry.]

Gillian babe I already am ive got my own range out you silly mare

I’m shocked.

[Wizard.]

You lot should be ashamed trying to fat shame me. You obviously do not suppoert other successful women.

We love a thicc queen

[Barry.]

You lot should be ashamed trying to fat shame me. You obviously do not suppoert other successful women.

Where are you from?

[Amy Jade]

*goes to the jungle telegraph*

Going to be honest with you here. Not sure how much more of this I can take. I have been here 15 minutes and I havent even had a sandwich. This is torture not TV

[RileyH]

I don't think you need any more sandwiches babes

[Barry.]

I don't think you need any more sandwiches babes

Honey, I agree.

[thisisdanny]

You lot should be ashamed trying to fat shame me. You obviously do not suppoert other successful women.

They're hardly successful

[Wizard.]

Try eating dust!

[RileyH]

@Morgan do I have to keep my Vanessa set until this task is over or can I change it now and still get extra points

[Underscore]

@Morgan do I have to keep my Vanessa set until this task is over or can I change it now and still get extra points

yes

[Underscore]

oh god it smells funny in here vanessa is it you

[RileyH]

oh god it smells funny in here vanessa is it you

:shame:

[Morgan.]

@Morgan do I have to keep my Vanessa set until this task is over or can I change it now and still get extra points

Until the task is over you impatient git

[RileyH]

Until the task is over you impatient git

WHEN does it end

[Ant.]

If only Vanessa was this eager to get a career. Then she wouldn't be taking using my tax money to sit around on her arse for a living

[Morgan.]

WHEN does it end

Tonight at 8

[RileyH]

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[Underscore]

Until the task is over you impatient git

give me your gizzards

[RileyH]

If only Vanessa was this eager to get a career. Then she wouldn't be taking using my tax money to sit around on her arse for a living

http://www.thesaturdays.co.uk/images/static/entries/35aus76.jpg

[Barry.]

Oh man!

[Ant.]

People have said I look like Layla from Tracy Beaker. Can you confirm Vanessa? You were probably in and out of care homes while you seeked asylum when you came to our country.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYagpTFWAAE01_R.jpg

[Underscore]

bye :skull: I never noticed it until now but you do! You're just as retarded as her as well :omgno:

thats a bit mean!

[Ant.]

bye :skull: I never noticed it until now but you do! You're just as retarded as her as well :omgno:

MESS Not Vanessa the ableist

so you recognise her?

[Amy Jade]

bye :skull: I never noticed it until now but you do! You're just as retarded as her as well :omgno:

What a horrible thing to say, you are a right nasty bitch Vanessa.

[Morgan.]

Guys it's postponed to 8:30 BECAUSE we were planning on watching a film together at 5:30 (it's 2 hours) so I'd be finished in time but my dad hadn't finished the Grand Prix so now he's just finished I went down for the film and now he's taking the dog for a walk (he's been four times already) and he wants to go with his wife but she's finishing emails so basically we aren't gonna get to the film until like 6:30 so I'll make it here just in time

[RileyH]

thats a bit mean!

MESS Not Vanessa the ableist

so you recognise her?

What a horrible thing to say, you are a right nasty bitch Vanessa.

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[RileyH]

Guys it's postponed to 8:30 BECAUSE we were planning on watching a film together at 5:30 (it's 2 hours) so I'd be finished in time but my dad hadn't finished the Grand Prix so now he's just finished I went down for the film and now he's taking the dog for a walk (he's been four times already) and he wants to go with his wife but she's finishing emails so basically we aren't gonna get to the film until like 6:30 so I'll make it here just in time

ffs

[Underscore]

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[Morgan.]

RileyH if you win IATM4 can we get a face reveal

[RileyH]

RileyH if you win IATM4 can we get a face reveal

yes

[RileyH]

I don't know why you'd want it though :blush:

[Wizard.]

RileyH if you win IATM4 can we get a face reveal

https://i.redd.it/5ef864nagypx.gif

[Matthew.]

hello luvvies sorry for not being here, i nearly got chucked out of a cinema.

[RileyH]

:spin:

[Matthew.]

There's a winner for most posts and for best impression for this very reason.

thank you very much my love x

[Barry.]

Bin her!

[Barry.]

hello luvvies sorry for not being here, i nearly got chucked out of a cinema.

What did you do Grandma?

[Barry.]

19 moms to go ahh!

[Underscore]

What did you do Grandma?

you're probably older than kim love x

[Barry.]

you're probably older than kim love x

Just when I thought we were getting along Hollyoaks Charlie.

[Matthew.]

I NEED Matthew to post more because VileyH cannot win!

sorry love i was nearly getting thrown out a cinema x

[Barry.]

I’m only 63.

[Matthew.]

What did you do Grandma?

checked the time on my phone and some little bitch made a complaint about me :fist:

then i pointed out that i had the same shirt as someone in the movie and the same SKET of a cinema person told me to be quiet or she would have to ask me and dennis to leave WHAT THE ****

[Barry.]

checked the time on my phone and some little bitch made a complaint about me :fist:

then i pointed out that i had the same shirt as someone in the movie and the same SKET of a cinema person told me to be quiet or she would have to ask me and dennis to leave WHAT THE ****

What a bitch.

[Morgan.]

19 moms to go ahh!

Wrong I've already said it's 8:30

[Barry.]

Wrong I've already said it's 8:30

You bitch!

[Morgan.]

You bitch!

Ejected x

[Barry.]

Ejected x

You wish.

[Matthew.]

You bitch!

that’s my thing you gang handed rat x

[Barry.]

that’s my thing you gang handed rat x

I invented bitch when you were cleaning public toilets.

[RileyH]

I'm only 28, a youthful queen
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Vanessa_White_2014.jpg/250px-Vanessa_White_2014.jpg

[Matthew.]

I invented bitch when you were cleaning public toilets.

dont you dare speak to me like that EVUR

[montblanc]

hey loves i needed a bit of beauty sleep but i'm here now x https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-11-2014/FH7VwZ.gif

[Wizard.]

There's a winner for most posts and for best impression for this very reason.

I hope I win best impression because it's TOTES obvious I have done the best. Kim just puts 'luvvie' at the end of everything, and we know RileyH is UTTERLY hopeless darling x

[Wizard.]

sorry love i was nearly getting thrown out a cinema x

Ooh Kimberly you naughty minx x

[Matthew.]

Ooh Kimberly you naughty minx x

by a little nasty BITCH of a girl!

[Matthew.]

Kim just puts 'luvvie' at the end of everything

don’t start with me!

[Wizard.]

by a little nasty BITCH of a girl!

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[Wizard.]

*Bushtucker telegraph*

*in tears* I was just minding my own business when Kimberly attacked me! Not only do I have to worry about displaying my horrid acne scars on TV, but I'm being attacked by an elderly woman!

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/iac-toff2.png

[Matthew.]

*Bushtucker telegraph*

*in tears* I was just minding my own business when Kimberly attacked me! Not only do I have to worry about displaying my horrid acne scars on TV, but I'm being attacked by an elderly woman!

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/iac-toff2.png

oh im terribly sorry my dear x

[Barry.]

Bully Old bitch.

[RileyH]

can yall shut up

[Barry.]

can yall shut up

No.

[RileyH]

No.

it's opposite day

[Wizard.]

oh im terribly sorry my dear x

Stop being horridly ghastly to me Kimberly otherwise I have no option other than to report you for slander

[Barry.]

it's opposite day

You are skinny.

[Wizard.]

can yall shut up

Never. I'm serving Verruca Salt here!

[montblanc]

Never. I'm serving Verruca Salt here!

a queen like me x

[Jøsh]

*bushtucker telegraph*

whyaye man this task is proper lush

[Jøsh]

im eating me greggs and its like proper quiet

[Matthew.]

Stop being horridly ghastly to me Kimberly otherwise I have no option other than to report you for slander

YoU STARTED THIS

[Barry.]

Shut up.

[Underscore]

can yall shut up

**** witch its always stir stir stir with you isnt it fat cow

[Matthew.]

i’ve nearly been physically removed from somewhere today so nobody start on me!

[Underscore]

i’ve nearly been physically removed from somewhere today so nobody start on me!

nobody cares

[RileyH]

nobody cares

not you being right for once

[Matthew.]

its ha
f past 8 luvvies x

[Morgan.]

STOP

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Its time for me to read you all to filth before unveiling the winner of tonight's Snatch Game! Remember to remain in character until after the end of the critiques!

[Jøsh]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Its time for me to read you all to filth before unveiling the winner of tonight's Snatch Game! Remember to remain in character until after the end of the critiques!

aye

[RileyH]

ugh get on with it

[Matthew.]

go on luvvie x

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Barry your Janice was humorous but without the avatar I'd be truly unable to tell who she is. I also severely doubt she visited the Dancing on Ice tour today.

[RileyH]

I've got a very busy schedule I'll have you know

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Underscore your Charlie Brooks was deflating - you couldn't have picked a character harder to impersonate and there was some OOC last night.

[Morgan.]

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Lewis your Lady C left a bad impression which sums her up perfectly and you did a splendid job! Well done. However due to your lacklustre post count you're one of the Bottom 2 Queens.

[Morgan.]

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Matthew your Kim Woodburn was spot on and not one post made was of character for her. You're a winner darling, you've won the award for Best Impression and with that you'll have immunity and a lifetime supply of NYX cosmetics! Condragulations!

[Underscore]

deflating[/B]

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[Matthew.]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Matthew your Kim Woodburn was spot on and not one post made was of character for her. You're a winner darling, you've won the award for Best Impression and with that you'll have immunity and a lifetime supply of NYX cosmetics! Condragulations!


thank you very much my love x

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Ant you gave us a great Katie Hopkins, being utterly offensive in anything you posted. A good effort!

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Danny your Nicola McLean was a fantastic choice but unfortunately it was very middle of the pack.

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Montblanc we all were left confused when you chose bland Amy Willerton to impersonate but I suppose you did it quite well.

[Barry.]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Barry your Janice was humorous but without the avatar I'd be truly unable to tell who she is. I also severely doubt she visited the Dancing on Ice tour today.

She is my avatar Morgan lol.

[Morgan.]

She is my avatar Morgan lol.

That's why I said I wouldn't not know if you didn't have an avatar :suspect:

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Riley I thought your Toff was absolutely splendid darling, and you were entertaining throughout, but you were pipped to the posh post by the Queen of Clean due to one or two OOC posts.

[Morgan.]

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RileyH your Vanessa White was appalling and nothing like the real thing, but I suppose if you did do the real Vanessa you'd have finished with 0 posts. You did however do the opposite and thanks to that you're a winner, darling! You'll live alongside Matthew in immunity and a lifetime supply of NYX Cosmetics, as well as a beautiful wig styled by the one and only Gemma Collins.

[RileyH]

Congrats Matthew

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Adam your Chrissy Rock was humorous but made little appearance and no impression. Because of this, you're in the Bottom 2 Queens.

[Jøsh]

why aye man

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
I've made my decision. BRING BACK MY GIRLS!

[Jøsh]

what about me impressions

[Barry.]

That's why I said I wouldn't not know if you didn't have an avatar :suspect:

Ah hehe.

[RileyH]

RileyH your Vanessa White was appalling and nothing like the real thing, but I suppose if you did do the real Vanessa you'd have finished with 0 posts. You did however do the opposite and thanks to that you're a winner, darling! You'll live alongside Matthew in immunity and a lifetime supply of NYX Cosmetics, as well as a beautiful wig styled by the one and only Gemma Collins.

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[Morgan.]

what about me impressions

You're not a contestant I'm not wasting time judging you.

[Underscore]

Your not a contestant I'm not wasting time judging you.

:hehe:

[Morgan.]

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Lewis and Adam you're the Bottom 2 Queens. I've taken everything into account but ultimately the post count cannot lie. Lewis you took the upper hand - Shante you stay. That means Adam, you're unfortunate going to Sashay Away back out of Australia.

[Morgan.]

Guys join me in the studio I have news.

[Jøsh]

:hehe:

dont you start wimme pet

[Underscore]

All stars down to 2 D:

[Barry.]

Congrats Matthew and RileyH.

[montblanc]

http://i.imgur.com/qc9mAKb.jpg
Montblanc we all were left confused when you chose bland Amy Willerton to impersonate but I suppose you did it quite well.

:oh: the queen was a scream! but she was hard to impersonate idk why i chose her :joker:

congrats Matthew and RileyH!!! :love:

[RileyH]

bye Adam :(

[Matthew.]

Congrats Matthew

thank you my love xx

congrats on winning too x

[Wizard.]

Bye Adam QUEEN :cry:

[Matthew.]

:oh: the queen was a scream! but she was hard to impersonate idk why i chose her :joker:

congrats Matthew and RileyH!!! :love:

thank you mont x

[Matthew.]

bye adam :bawling: x

[Ant.]

Adam's eviction got the All-star cast like
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