IATM4: Jungle Snatch Game (ADAM EVICTED)

[Morgan.]

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RileyH as Vanessa White
Matthew as Kim Woodburn
Underscore as Charlie Brooks
Montblanc as Amy Willerton
Danny as Nicola McLean
Barry as Janice Dickinson
Riley as Toff
Lewis as Lady C
Ant as Katie Hopkins
Adam as Crissy Rock

and Special Guests
Jøsh as Scarlett Moffat
Amy Jade as Kerry Katona and The GC

[RileyH]

hiya

[Matthew.]

hello my love

[Underscore]

hello im going to push you off a cliff

[Barry.]

Oh man.

[Underscore]

Kim how are u

[RileyH]

who wants to listen to my songs
-6YLi0GNBTk

[Underscore]

not me x

[Matthew.]

Kim how are u

oh my love i’m bloody fabulous!
How are you, luvvie?

[Barry.]

Who are the Saturdays?

[Wizard.]

Oh hello chums! This camp is BLOODY lovely! I’m chuffed to be here darlings.

[thisisdanny]

Shred shred shred

[Matthew.]

Who are the Saturdays?

a bunch of chicken livered ****s!

[Barry.]

Shred yourself.

[Matthew.]

Shred shred shred

oh not you, nicole

[RileyH]

Who are the Saturdays?
The best group ever

[Barry.]

Half of us done Big brother too!

[Barry.]

The best group ever

Honey, I’m the best. Ever!

[Matthew.]

Half of us done Big brother too!

it was the dirtiest place i have ever seen in my 76 years on this planet! queen of clean? queen of FILTH!

[thisisdanny]

Half of us done Big brother too!

Twice for me :love:

[RileyH]

Honey, I’m the best. Ever!

Don't start missy

[RileyH]

Half of us done Big brother too!

I would never lower myself to that

[Barry.]

I would never lower myself to that

The money was alright!

[Matthew.]

Don't start missy

how dare you, i tell people not to start

[RileyH]

The money was alright!

I have more than you ever will

[thisisdanny]

My nipples just fell out

[RileyH]

how dare you, i tell people not to start

whoops http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar101321_8.gif

[RileyH]

My nipples just fell out

tramp

[RileyH]

I love glamourous I look compared to you lot http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar99398_77.gif

[Matthew.]

anybody want some prosecco?

[thisisdanny]

tramp

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[Barry.]

Honey, I was the first Supermodel in the world! Don’t mess with me.

[RileyH]

anybody want some prosecco?

stick it up your arse

[Matthew.]

Honey, I was the first Supermodel in the world! Don’t mess with me.

don’t you dare speak to me like that evurr!

[Wizard.]

Oh Janice I think you need to calm down darling you’re ever so loud

[RileyH]

Honey, I was the first Supermodel in the world! Don’t mess with me.

Old bitch

[thisisdanny]

oh not you, nicole

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[Matthew.]

stick it up your arse

well luvvie, i’m not going to kiss your arse

[Underscore]

stick it up your arse

leave kim alone or ill stab you and try to frame it on alice branning

[Barry.]

don’t you dare speak to me like that evurr!

Not another old bag in the jungle, who are you?

[Wizard.]

anybody want some prosecco?

Oh darling that would be absolutely fantastic! Pour me some sweetie

[Jøsh]

Hello! It's the nation's favourite, Stephen Mulhern!

[RileyH]

well luvvie, i’m not going to kiss your arse

I don't want that you perving old twat

[Underscore]

Not another old bag in the jungle, who are you?

oh shut up you cow

[RileyH]

leave kim alone or ill stab you and try to frame it on alice branning

Try it bitch

[Barry.]

Hello! It's the nation's favourite, Stephen Mulhern!

Who?

[Matthew.]

Not another old bag in the jungle, who are you?

the queen of clean! and who are you?

[Underscore]

Try it bitch

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[RileyH]

Someone talk to me I'm the most famous here

[montblanc]

hey loves it's me Miss Universe Great Britain x

[Matthew.]

Hello! It's the nation's favourite, Stephen Mulhern!

oh not him, he needs to grow a set of balls, dear

[Barry.]

oh shut up you cow

Cow?? Honey you are a little brat!

[montblanc]

Someone talk to me I'm the most famous here

you're not international like me love https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-11-2014/FH7VwZ.gif

[RileyH]

Cow?? Honey you are a little brat!

get her jan

[Underscore]

Cow?? Honey you are a little brat!

i am a national treasure!

[Matthew.]

hey loves it's me Miss Universe Great Britain x

oh hello my love

[Barry.]

the queen of clean! and who are you?

Everyone knows me.

[Jøsh]

Who?

oh not him, he needs to grow a set of balls, dear

It's the nation's favourite, Stephen Mulhern! What's not to love? Unbelievable!

[Morgan.]

Hello! It's the nation's favourite, Stephen Mulhern!

No one asked for this.

[RileyH]

you're not international like me love https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-11-2014/FH7VwZ.gif

yes i bloody well am
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[Matthew.]

Everyone knows me.

i’v got another 10 years left if im lucky - im not spending a minute of it dealjng with arseholes

[Wizard.]

You know what they say, when the going gets tough, TOFF GETS GOING!

[RileyH]

who wants a sing song

[Barry.]

you're not international like me love https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-11-2014/FH7VwZ.gif

Hello Amy, good to see another model here.

[montblanc]

You know what they say, when the going gets tough, TOFF GETS GOING!

you're a newbie love stay in your place x

[Jøsh]

No one asked for this.

well when you're evicted after not even a full day, it doesn't matter anymore

[Underscore]

Everyone knows me.

I don't

[Matthew.]

when you’ve got it you flaunt it dear and i am flaunting it :hehe:

[Barry.]

I don't

Like I know you too right?

[Matthew.]

who wants a sing song

FILTH!

[Wizard.]

you're a newbie love stay in your place x

There’s no need to be rude Amy! Us Toffs have got to stick together!

[Matthew.]

There’s no need to be rude Amy! Us Toffs have got to stick together!

the gang

[RileyH]

FILTH!

I think you should apologise

[Underscore]

Like I know you too right?

Stay in your lane Miss Americana x

[Wizard.]

the gang

There’s no gang here Kim. You’re like my gran in camp :love:

[Jøsh]

who wants a sing song

It's time to play Singalong Live!

[Matthew.]

I think you should apologise

apologise for what my love?

[RileyH]

It's time to play Singalong Live!

Not with you it's not

[Underscore]

There’s no gang here Kim. You’re like my gran in camp :love:

Yawn

[Matthew.]

There’s no gang here Kim. You’re like my gran in camp :love:

thank you dear, i like you very much you know

[Jøsh]

Not with you it's not

Unbelievable!

[Wizard.]

Someone has excreted in the dunny and the aroma is absolutely vulgar!

[Barry.]

There’s no need to be rude Amy! Us Toffs have got to stick together!

Tiff? As in Toffee?

[RileyH]

apologise for what my love?

being non famous

[Matthew.]

Someone has excreted in the dunny and the aroma is absolutely vulgar!

FILTH

[Underscore]

being non famous

You're past your sell by date x

[RileyH]

Someone has excreted in the dunny and the aroma is absolutely vulgar!

That was Amy

[Matthew.]

being non famous

i am the queen of clean

[montblanc]

There’s no need to be rude Amy! Us Toffs have got to stick together!

you're right love i'm sorry x

[Underscore]

Someone has excreted in the dunny and the aroma is absolutely vulgar!

Smells like you then

[Wizard.]

Yawn

You know you’re not on Eastenders now darling! Us in the West of London are thinking of starting a rival soap you know.

[TwentyOneThrones]

Josh you self important little runt, desperate for attention, go indulge in your absolute nonsense else where!

[Morgan.]

It's time to play Singalong Live!

Stephen Mulhern never did IAC. If youre gonna gatecrash at least play by the rules :laugh:

[RileyH]

You're past your sell by date x

No one knows you anymore

[Underscore]

You know you’re not on Eastenders now darling! Us in the West of London are thinking of starting a rival soap you know.

Bring it bitch

[Wizard.]

FILTH

I’ll give you £10 to clean it. I have cleaners at home.

[Matthew.]

You know you’re not on Eastenders now darling! Us in the West of London are thinking of starting a rival soap you know.

stuart manning was in a soap my love

[montblanc]

That was Amy

i'm Miss Universe Great Britain i would never

[Underscore]

No one knows you anymore

Could say the same for you

Saturdays hew?

[Morgan.]

This is a much more entertaining version of Vanessa White tbh ☕️

[RileyH]

Could say the same for you

Saturdays hew?

Would you like me to sing for you sis

[Wizard.]

you're right love i'm sorry x

Okay let’s go and take a shower in our bikini’s so we make lots of money when we get back to England.

[Matthew.]

I’ll give you £10 to clean it. I have cleaners at home.

im as chuffed as a bin ball as they say in liverpool

[Underscore]

Would you like me to sing for you sis

no

[Barry.]

Any fit men in here??

[RileyH]

i'm Miss Universe Great Britain i would never

I hope you choke skinny

[Barry.]

Okay let’s go and take a shower in our bikini’s so we make lots of money when we get back to England.

I’m game.

[TwentyOneThrones]

I don't know what you think is going to induce me to indulge in such nonsense like this game Morgan.

[Matthew.]

Okay let’s go and take a shower in our bikini’s so we make lots of money when we get back to England.

i wont even wear my bikini top my love

[RileyH]

no

And now you wanna pretend that your a superstar
And now you want us to end what's taken you this far
Don't tell me that your done as far as we go
You need to have a sit down with your ego
When everyone's gone and you are by yourself
You know that your gonna come to me for help
Don't tell me that it's time for going solo
You need to knock some sense into your ego (ego, ego, ego) Yeah

[Wizard.]

*wipes makeup off of face*

*burts into tears*

I just wish I had nice skin :cry:

[Jøsh]

Hiya! It's Scarlett from Gogglebox, I'm a Celeb and SNT! How are we??

[RileyH]

This is a much more entertaining version of Vanessa White tbh ☕️

I'm a changed woman after being robbed to little Dennis Wise

[Morgan.]

I don't remember Vanny White banging on about her fame or singing every 2 minutes but I love it.

[Barry.]

*wipes makeup off of face*

*burts into tears*

I just wish I had nice skin :cry:

You remind me of my younger self, make money honey.

[Underscore]

And now you wanna pretend that your a superstar
And now you want us to end what's taken you this far
Don't tell me that your done as far as we go
You need to have a sit down with your ego
When everyone's gone and you are by yourself
You know that your gonna come to me for help
Don't tell me that it's time for going solo
You need to knock some sense into your ego (ego, ego, ego) Yeah

sounds like a cat strangled

[RileyH]

*wipes makeup off of face*

*burts into tears*

I just wish I had nice skin :cry:

Well of course it will never be as nice as mine

[TwentyOneThrones]

Hiya! It's Scarlett from Gogglebox, I'm a Celeb and SNT! How are we??

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[Matthew.]

And now you wanna pretend that your a superstar
And now you want us to end what's taken you this far
Don't tell me that your done as far as we go
You need to have a sit down with your ego
When everyone's gone and you are by yourself
You know that your gonna come to me for help
Don't tell me that it's time for going solo
You need to knock some sense into your ego (ego, ego, ego) Yeah

BELT UP.

[RileyH]

sounds like a cat strangled

Oh why are we are waiting so long, I'm suffocating
Oh why are we are waiting so long, I'm suffocating
Boy it's now or never
Time we get together
Been a long time coming, now I need that loving
I like the way you tease me
But let's just make this easy
Put me in control
We can switch roles
And I take the lead
You're so far behind me
You know what I need
I'm not gonna stop
Whatever the weather
We gon' be better together
So what's up baby?
What about us?
'Cause I've been watchin' and waitin'
Why don't you give it or take it?
So what's up baby?
What about us?

[montblanc]

Okay let’s go and take a shower in our bikini’s so we make lots of money when we get back to England.

yes honey i can't wait! http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4890125/amy-willerton-o.gif

[Jøsh]

*wipes makeup off of face*

*burts into tears*

I just wish I had nice skin :cry:

There, there! Your skin is perfect!

[RileyH]

BELT UP.

I don't know you :conf2:

[Underscore]

This camp is a **** show

literal **** show

[montblanc]

I hope you choke skinny

i would never love x

[RileyH]

This camp is a **** show

literal **** show

because of you!

[Matthew.]

Oh why are we are waiting so long, I'm suffocating
Oh why are we are waiting so long, I'm suffocating
Boy it's now or never
Time we get together
Been a long time coming, now I need that loving
I like the way you tease me
But let's just make this easy
Put me in control
We can switch roles
And I take the lead
You're so far behind me
You know what I need
I'm not gonna stop
Whatever the weather
We gon' be better together
So what's up baby?
What about us?
'Cause I've been watchin' and waitin'
Why don't you give it or take it?
So what's up baby?
What about us?

bloody shut the **** up my love. excuse me saying bloody.

[Barry.]

Scarlett can ***** off.

[Wizard.]

There, there! Your skin is perfect!

Thanks darling! I’m bloody sorry I’m now a more popular IAC winner than you but I guess us posh girls just do it better x

[RileyH]

i would never love x

die

[RileyH]

bloody shut the **** up my love. excuse me saying bloody.

Make me fatty

[Underscore]

*pushes vanessa into fire*

[Morgan.]

Pleased to announce IATM5 will just be this for 3 weeks :clap1:

[RileyH]

Scarlett can ***** off.

:eek:

[Wizard.]

You remind me of my younger self, make money honey.

Thanks Janice! You’re like an older sister to me in the camp and you’re a bloody great role model x

[RileyH]

*pushes vanessa into fire*

*Rises from the flames like Daenerys Targaryen and clonks you in the head*

[Underscore]

Thanks Janice! You’re like an older sister to me in the camp and you’re a bloody great role model x

sooo cringy

[Jøsh]

Scarlett can ***** off.

Why you being like this?

Thanks darling! I’m bloody sorry I’m now a more popular IAC winner than you but I guess us posh girls just do it better x

I mean, no worries but like I've got Dec from Byker Grove down in me phone but!

[Matthew.]

i have 2 songs and they’re much better than your’s vanessa you chicken livered bugger x

[Jøsh]

Pleased to announce IATM5 will just be this for 3 weeks :clap1:

I'd love this show! Another one for me to star in!

[RileyH]

i have 2 songs and they’re much better than your’s vanessa you chicken livered bugger x

Doubt it you colossal COW

[Underscore]

y'all drive me to drink

[TwentyOneThrones]

What an absolute travesty. I don't know why I opted to indulge myself in a show full of such absurd representations of people.

[Barry.]

Thanks Toff, you are so much better than the rest.

[Wizard.]

*Goes into Bush Telegraph*

We’re all getting on swimmingly except for Charlie I don’t know who she thinks she is but I hope she’s eliminated next!

[Underscore]

What an absolute travesty. I don't know why I opted to indulge myself in a show full of such absurd representations of people.

you look horrible

[Wizard.]

What an absolute travesty. I don't know why I opted to indulge myself in a show full of such absurd representations of people.

Come on Lady C you’re like my Great Grandmother in the jungle x

[RileyH]

y'all drive me to drink

Good

[Morgan.]

I'd love this show! Another one for me to star in!

Blacklisted

[Underscore]

*Goes into Bush Telegraph*

We’re all getting on swimmingly except for Charlie I don’t know who she thinks she is but I hope she’s eliminated next!

i hope u die next x

[Barry.]

Charlie is a fat bitch.

[Wizard.]

Me, Amy and Lady C the posh Charlie’s Angels?

[Jøsh]

Blacklisted

JOKING

[RileyH]

Thanks Toff, you are so much better than the rest.

oh CHEERS you ancient BITCH

[Matthew.]

Doubt it you colossal COW

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i have put them below my love x

[montblanc]

Charlie is a fat bitch.

she's not skinny models like us x

[Wizard.]

Oh come on guys can we not all just get along?

[Matthew.]

What an absolute travesty. I don't know why I opted to indulge myself in a show full of such absurd representations of people.

oh not her dear god my loves x

[montblanc]

Me, Amy and Lady C the posh Charlie’s Angels?

we love the final three

[RileyH]

Oh come on guys can we not all just get along?

No

[Morgan.]

A few of you might need to learn some sense of realisticality

[RileyH]

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i have put them below my love x

Dog ****

[TwentyOneThrones]

you look horrible

You really are the mouth of diarrhoea, I mean seriously you are such a vain old goat.

[RileyH]

A few of you might need to learn some sense of realisticality

name & shame?

[Matthew.]

Dog ****

SADDO! silly bitches

[Barry.]

Oh man!

[RileyH]

SADDO! silly bitches

Me and my heart we got issues
Don't know if I should hate you or miss you,
Damn I wish that I could resist you
Can't decide if I should leave you or kiss you,
Me and my heart we got issues, issues, issues
We got issues, issues, issues

[Morgan.]

name & shame?

VileyH and Scumderscore perhaps

[Matthew.]

Oh man!

dont start

[RileyH]

VileyH and Scumderscore perhaps

Never trust me somebody that says trust me, trust me
It's ugly
People change trying not to change, trust me
It's just me, it's just me, myself, and I
I'm used to going solo, you didn't know
I never even asked you to get involved
That's when you say you trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me

[Barry.]

dont start

Again, who are you?

[montblanc]

VileyH and Scumderscore perhaps

get them love x

[Jøsh]

VileyH and Scumderscore perhaps

Haddaway man!

[Matthew.]

Again, who are you?

the queen of clean, who are you — the queen of filth?

[Barry.]

Is Scarlett in this or is she being fat?

[Cal.]

Shred shred shred

Ugh Danny to win! Legend!

[Barry.]

the queen of clean, who are you — the queen of filth?

The FIRST supermodel my dear.

[RileyH]

Ugh Danny to win! Legend!

who are you

[Morgan.]

Is Scarlett in this or is she being fat?

Being fat x

[Matthew.]

The FIRST supermodel my dear.

model? i hope you are no relation to nicole my love

[Barry.]

Being fat x

Thought so.

[Wizard.]

Thinking of England.

[Underscore]

model? i hope you are no relation to nicole my love

Hahahaha so funny

[Jøsh]

Being fat x

Ya being a proper workyticket!

[Barry.]

model? i hope you are no relation to nicole my love

She gets her tits out, I’m a classy model.

[TwentyOneThrones]

Who on the security team let civilians into camp? I just want to get to the bottom of this so I know whose throat to slit.

[Cal.]

who are you

Shut your fat face.

[Underscore]

She gets her tits out, I’m a classy model.

So you say

[Wizard.]

Keep calm and Carry On.

[Matthew.]

She gets her tits out, I’m a classy model.

nobody is more classy than the gang that is myself, charlie and toff my love

[Barry.]

Thinking of England.

USA all the way baby.

[montblanc]

nobody is more classy than the gang that is myself, charlie and toff my love

i'm classy x

[RileyH]

Shut your fat face.

leave

[Barry.]

So you say

Aren’t you in Corrienders or something terrible?

[Matthew.]

i'm classy x
are you really?

[Underscore]

Aren’t you in Corrienders or something terrible?

Get your facts right

[montblanc]

are you really?

yes love look https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-11-2014/FH7VwZ.gif

[Jøsh]

yes love look https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-11-2014/FH7VwZ.gif

Oh stop being a bobby dazzler!

[Barry.]

i'm classy x

Amy is the classy type.

[Matthew.]

yes love look https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-11-2014/FH7VwZ.gif

i’ll have ago at being a model - im going to wear a gstring and a bowler

[Wizard.]

God save The Queen.

[RileyH]

i’ll have ago at being a model - im going to wear a gstring and a bowler

a wha

[RileyH]

God save The Queen.

shut up

[Underscore]

God save The Queen.

God almighty

[Matthew.]

a wha

that’s what i thought when i saw your name my love x

[TwentyOneThrones]

God save The Queen.

The Queen is a self indulged, tasteless arsehole if you asked me.

[RileyH]

that’s what i thought when i saw your name my love x

why are you bullying someone who's like 50 years younger than you

Stay mature!

[Barry.]

that’s what i thought when i saw your name my love x

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[Matthew.]

The Queen is a self indulged, tasteless arsehole if you asked me.

and im not spending another minute dealing with arseholes

[Matthew.]

why are you bullying someone who's like 50 years younger than you

Stay mature!

how dare you tell me how i must behave x

[Wizard.]

All this talk about arseholes is making me feel naucious

[montblanc]

i need a bit of chewing gum

[RileyH]

how dare you tell me how i must behave x

Aged like milk I must say x

[Underscore]

i need a bit of chewing gum

You do

[Barry.]

All this talk about arseholes is making me feel naucious

I’m not eating that!

[RileyH]

i need a bit of chewing gum

I have some crutched

[TwentyOneThrones]

I really do admire that Matthew from I'm A TiBB Member. It would be an obscenity for him even to look at me as anything else but a mother figure while of course it is perfectly OK for me to look at him as a man, and a very desirable man at that. he's not too young for me, I'm too old for him.

[Matthew.]

Aged like milk I must say x

stupid little girl! x

[RileyH]

I really do admire that Matthew from I'm A TiBB Member. It would be an obscenity for him even to look at me as anything else but a mother figure while of course it is perfectly OK for me to look at him as a man, and a very desirable man at that. he's not too young for me, I'm too old for him.

I've heard his dad is nice as well

[RileyH]

stupid little girl! x

**** off old slag!

[Matthew.]

I really do admire that Matthew from I'm A TiBB Member. It would be an obscenity for him even to look at me as anything else but a mother figure while of course it is perfectly OK for me to look at him as a man, and a very desirable man at that. he's not too young for me, I'm too old for him.

thank you very much
i love you public :yuk:

[Matthew.]

I've heard his dad is nice as well

how dare you tarnish my father’s name

[Barry.]

thank you very much
i love you public :yuk:

Bored.

[TwentyOneThrones]

I've heard his dad is nice as well

Ofcourse you'd have an interest in someone's dad

[RileyH]

how dare you tarnish my father’s name

I wasn't talking about you Kris, I was talking about Matthew

[RileyH]

Ofcourse you'd have an interest in someone's dad

dilfs x

[Wizard.]

You all need to shut up because I’m clearly the narrator of this series!

[Barry.]

I like a good daddy figure.

[Wizard.]

Vanessa never spoke in my series so be realistic darling!

[RileyH]

Vanessa never spoke in my series so be realistic darling!

And you wonder why

[montblanc]

You all need to shut up because I’m clearly the narrator of this series!

we aren't your old boring campmates love! x (except for vanny)

[Wizard.]

we aren't your old boring campmates love! x (accept for vanny)

Don’t speak about my Stanley in that tone!

[Underscore]

**** off old slag!

I don’t appreciate that language

[RileyH]

I don’t appreciate that language

Me caring

[Matthew.]

I wasn't talking about you Kris, I was talking about Matthew

i do not know who kris is, my love x

[Barry.]

Lol Vanessa did ***** all.

[TwentyOneThrones]

Don’t speak about my Stanley in that tone!

The Johnson family are a bunch of blasted liars and gutless creeps.

[Barry.]

Under and Riley acting the same.

[Wizard.]

Lol Vanessa did ***** all.

All she did was suck Amir’s Big arab penis!

[montblanc]

http://i.imgur.com/2tVO9v0.gif

[RileyH]

Lol Vanessa did ***** all.

Don't speak about people more famous than you like that

[RileyH]

All she did was suck Amir’s Big arab penis!

Creamy

[Wizard.]

The Johnson family are a bunch of blasted liars and gutless creeps.

Stanley is my grandad in camp making him your camp husband so get along and don’t make me bloody choose between the two of you!

[Barry.]

thank you very much
i love you public :yuk:

All she did was suck Amir’s Big arab penis!

Who would do that unlike V!

[Matthew.]

The Johnson family are a bunch of blasted liars and gutless creeps.

unlike the Woodburn lot x

[montblanc]

All she did was suck Amir’s Big arab penis!

let's not be a racist bitch love let's just be kind to one another that's what i believe that life is all about x

[Wizard.]

On the phone to all my fans

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/48/980x490/landscape-1512064778-im-a-celeb-toff-day-12.jpg

[Matthew.]

On the phone to all my fans

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/48/980x490/landscape-1512064778-im-a-celeb-toff-day-12.jpg

hello my love

[RileyH]

what fans

[TwentyOneThrones]

unlike the Woodburn lot x

Oh shut it you b_tch! You may be impressed with who you are, but as far as I'm concerned, you are a total zilch!