Eurovision Grand Final discussion thread 8pm BBC1

[RileyH]

You could tell me he was in his mid-30s and I'd believe you

[Kazanne]

I like this Irish one

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

The script <3

[Adamw92]

Don't remember the woman on the piano the first time round

[Shaun]

If you're going to vote for a ballad, go for the far superior Estonian one :oh:

[Amy Jade]

If you're going to vote for a ballad, go for the far superior Estonian one :oh:

Lithuania was the superior ballad.

[LukeB]

People having a tea break ready for Cyprus?

[Natalie.]

The script <3
:joker:

[RileyH]

This isn't bad but no idea how it's doing so well in the bookies

[Ross.]

We just won :clap1:

[EspeonBB]

Whew Eleni is coming

[Wizard.]

Screaming we’ve gone down to 100/1

[Ross.]

Right girls you’ve promised me a bop I’m expecting big things

[Amy Jade]

I love Cyprus

[RileyH]

This song bops hard :dance: :dance:

[Headie]

Shangela's tweets are really making me wish I'd watch the US broadcast

[Adamw92]

Here she comes :clap1:

[Denver]

The Queen

[Headie]

Winner coming up!

[Amy Jade]

Eleni :love:

[RileyH]

Screaming we’ve gone down to 100/1

Nnn

[Shaun]

She deserves to win for the bodysuit alone

[RileyH]

She's gorgeous :love:

[LukeB]

Screaming we’ve gone down to 100/1

Surie having second thoughts?
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotherorg/images/0/00/Topaz_votes_wrong.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150512061047

[Headie]

Screaming we’ve gone down to 100/1

Silly cow regrets not performing again now!

[Natalie.]

She's gorgeous

[Crimson Dynamo]

W I N N E R

[Headie]

Proof you don't need big props to have a winning performance :clap1:

[Shaun]

Yeah I've settled on a winner now. Go Eleni :clap1:

[Denver]

Screaming we’ve gone down to 100/1

Only with Coral

[RileyH]

I adore this song :flutter:

[Adamw92]

She's killing this :lovedup:

[Samm]

better then most pop girls performances today whew

[Ross.]

Oh yes THIS is the winner :clap1: Cyprus did that

[LukeB]

This is why Surie should have performed again to remind the public what happened.

[Amy Jade]

:flutter:

[Natalie.]

I love this, she needs to win :clap1:

[RileyH]

Yaaaas
https://media.giphy.com/media/qGmYKpdCVoXu0/giphy.gif

[Denver]

she won

[Ross.]

better then most pop girls performances today whew

Taylor scalped?

[Amy Jade]

This song is terrible

[Adamw92]

This is why Surie should have performed again to remind the public what happened.

Maybe they'll show it when they do the recap of the performances? :laugh:

[Headie]

This is why Surie should have performed again to remind the public what happened.

SuRie not wanting to perform after the winner already has?

[EspeonBB]

Italy is such a weird closer :skull: Should've got Cyprus to close it

[Headie]

Italy is dirge

[Crimson Dynamo]

Cyprus won the night. Justice. but Suri stole the show. Brave

[Headie]

Only with Coral

They're still 5th fave with Coral :skull:

http://sports.coral.co.uk/tv-and-specials/tv-specials/international/eurovision-song-contest/eurovision-song-contest-2018-8931503.html

Not Oddschecker spreading lies

[Ross.]

SuRie to invade the stage after changing her mind?

[Wizard.]

Oddschecker have us at 15th?

[Denver]

They're still 5th fave with Coral :skull:

http://sports.coral.co.uk/tv-and-specials/tv-specials/international/eurovision-song-contest/eurovision-song-contest-2018-8931503.html

Not Oddschecker spreading lies

Oddschecker stormed the stage?

[Headie]

SuRie to invade the stage after changing her mind?

https://media.giphy.com/media/lV33b9JWPMJFK/giphy.gif

[Shaun]

Pretty confident Eleni will win by a landslide, so I'll chuck a vote Israel's way

[RileyH]

https://media.giphy.com/media/lV33b9JWPMJFK/giphy.gif

:joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Australia, Finland, Cyprus or Estonia to win for me

[LukeB]

Maybe they'll show it when they do the recap of the performances? :laugh:

they probably won't :laugh:

SuRie not wanting to perform after the winner already has?

Eleni had words with her and told her it wasn't a good idea because the viewers won't be recovered in time after Fuego to secure her win?

[Wizard.]

Hmm wonder what part they’ll show of the U.K.

[LukeB]

SuRie to invade the stage after changing her mind?

Eurovision "Surie won't be performing again"
Surie "wait a minute wait what?, there's been a mistake someone switched my answers, don't do this to me"
Eurovision shows a clip of her saying no

[Ross.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/lV33b9JWPMJFK/giphy.gif

Omg :joker:

[Shaun]

My top five:
1) Cyprus
2) Israel
3) Moldova
4) Sweden
5) Finland

Think it'll be:
1) Cyprus
2) Estonia
3) Germany
4) Israel
5) Moldova

[RileyH]

'Cause I'm way up and I ain’t comin' down
Keep taking me higher
Ah yeah ah yeah ah yeah, yeah ah yeah ah yeah
'Cause I'm burning up and I ain't coolin' down
Yeah I got the fire
Ah yeah ah yeah ah yeah, yeah ah yeah ah yeah

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[RileyH]

Mess how do I use the app idgi

[Amy Jade]

My Top 6

1. Australia
2. Cyprus
3. Finland
4. Estonia
5. UK
6. Lithuania

My Bottom 6

1. Norway
2. Italy
3. France
4. Serbia
5. The Netherlands
6. Sweden

[Ross.]

Eurovision "Surie won't be performing again"
Surie "wait a minute wait what?, there's been a mistake someone switched my answers, don't do this to me"
Eurovision shows a clip of her saying no

Exclusive pictures of SuRie paying the stage invader exposed afterwards resulting in the UK being disqualified?

[Headie]

Who remembers the original Fuego as well :flutter:

n2VSXgBckNU

[Headie]

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Sis is thinking of the coins she's gonna make off the back of this

[Ross.]

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Sis is thinking of the coins she's gonna make off the back of this

Her Loose Women appearance is coming

[Shaun]

I'm going to need an interval section of the Green Room presenter waterboarding SuRie's invader whilst SuRie screams "AGAIN. AGAIN. DROWN HIM." in the background :fc:

[Ross.]

I'm going to need an interval section of the Green Room presenter waterboarding SuRie's invader whilst SuRie screams "AGAIN. AGAIN. DROWN HIM." in the background :fc:

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Cyprus is fantastic this year. It was my favourite. But i voted for Italy :hee:

[Headie]

Who's this sis

[MTVN]

Mmm I feel like that was one of the weakest Eurovisions in ages, very few standouts. Ireland were very good and Italy a nice surprise at the end

[Vanessa]

Mmm I feel like that was one of the weakest Eurovisions in ages, very few standouts. Ireland were very good and Italy a nice surprise at the end

I like our song. It has a strong message :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Mmm I feel like that was one of the weakest Eurovisions in ages, very few standouts. Ireland were very good and Italy a nice surprise at the end

Literally watching a different programme on Mars

[Shaun]

MTVN with his standard wildly-off-the-mark review

[Vanessa]

I think Cyprus will win. They were the best for me.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I like our song. It has a strong message :love:

The message was. We don't want to win

[Headie]

A tad rude of Graham talking over the recap. Us forgetful souls need to hear them again!

[MTVN]

When that bog standard Cyprus entry is bookies favourite something is very very wrong

[Vanessa]

The message was. We don't want to win
It's a song against terrorism.

[RileyH]

When that bog standard Cyprus entry is bookies favourite something is very very wrong

Excuse me

[Crimson Dynamo]

It's a song against terrorism.

As opposed to one celebrating it

[Headie]

Mess @ police custody

[RileyH]

Cyprus, Australia, Czech Republic, Albania, Germany :love:

[Amy Jade]

When that bog standard Cyprus entry is bookies favourite something is very very wrong

You liked Italy that was smart price and Cyprus is extra special

[Vanessa]

Cyprus is a bop :dance:

[Jordan.]

Only seen the highlights, Hungary won

[Amy Jade]

As opposed to one celebrating it

Russia's entry next year?

[Headie]

Only seen the highlights, Hungary won

The UK's stage invader won

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm fuming that none of the presenters are genuine milfs

[Headie]

"She's a professional actress" mess

[_Tom_]

France or cyprus for the win

[_Tom_]

Mmm I feel like that was one of the weakest Eurovisions in ages, very few standouts. Ireland were very good and Italy a nice surprise at the end

This is the best contest in years :umm2: and easily LEAGUES ahead of last year's.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Stage invader getting more votes than Italy?

[Denver]

I think Germany has took it

[Headie]

SUZY!!!! :love:

[Headie]

Quero Ser Tua the ORIGINAL Portuguese winner :clap1:

[Shaun]

still waiting to hear the words "I STILL ****ING HATE YOU RAPH" in a Stockport accent

[Morgan.]

The worst ESC, like, I've ever seen :umm2: Yawnovision more like :laugh:

[Twosugars]

When that bog standard Cyprus entry is bookies favourite something is very very wrong

this

[Headie]

"Do you think it could be you're year this year HaAHaHAhaHAHahA"

[Headie]

Suzy legend <333

[RileyH]

Who is this Suzy chick

[Headie]

fhMbHLiEjS4

We love a legend

[Shaun]

are we supposed to know who Suzy is

[Headie]

Who is this Suzy chick

The REAL winner of Eurovision 2014

[reece(:]

Cyprus or Australia to win!

[RileyH]

Mess @ this 14 year old gal I thought she was way older

[Headie]

Cyprus or Australia to win!

Cyprus, Australia or Finland :clap1:

[LukeB]

Remember when Justin Timberlake performed at eurovision?

[Headie]

Not Suzy being led off backstage

[EspeonBB]

I'm here for Salvador's fumes if Cyprus or Israel win

[LukeB]

I'm here for Salvador's fumes if Cyprus or Israel win

Same.

[Amy Jade]

He will fume if Cyprus win :fan:

[Ross.]

I'm here for Salvador's fumes if Cyprus or Israel win

The host when she sees Cyprus won

http://i.imgur.com/GLtWh3P.gif

[Amy Jade]

He's as crap as I remember so at least he is consistent?

[Shaun]

Guess he saved his best for last year

[Adamw92]

What is this snoozefest?

[reece(:]

Salvador is tragic

[Morgan.]

What is this snoozefest?

Yawnovision

[Wizard.]

Not again

[Ross.]

Okay so Portugal is lovely but they’re really boring hosts

We need Sweden back

[Amy Jade]

http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Miss-NY-Boring-As-Hell-GIF.gif

[Headie]

Watching it back the invasion was funnier than I originally thought :joker:

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[Kazanne]

This guy had a heart transplant in January ? wow he looks so well,fair play to him.

[RileyH]

I don't know how much longer I can put up with this

[Withano]

Probably the most I have ever wanted the UK to win. What a Goddess. (Netherlands and Lithuania were personal favourites)

[Headie]

This guy had a heart transplant in January ? wow he looks so well,fair play to him.

The doctors told him to stay away from big crowds :skull:

[Headie]

Probably the most I have ever wanted the UK to win. What a Goddess. (Netherlands and Lithuania were personal favourites)

The song is ****, but under the circumstances I would like her to do well.

[Headie]

Watching it back the invasion was funnier than I originally thought :joker:

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Mess you can hear the microphone drop

[Crimson Dynamo]

Clap at Portugal in general. Great hosts

[Ross.]

I don’t remember Austria was it bad because it’s a bop from that tiny snippet

[Kazanne]

Do the countries still give votes or is it left to the public?

[Amy Jade]

7 votes for Australia. 3 for Cyprus.

[Denver]

Voted 20 for Cyprus

[Amy Jade]

Do the countries still give votes or is it left to the public?

50% jury vote. 50% televote.

[EspeonBB]

um when is the voting going to start :skull:

[Wizard.]

I think our 12 will go to Ireland. 10 to Cyprus or Australia

[Wizard.]

Still kind of annoyed at Surie

[Kazanne]

50% jury vote. 50% televote.

Thankyou.

[_Tom_]

2 for Cyrpus
2 for France
1 for Estonia
1 for Finland

[Crimson Dynamo]

Iv resorted to wine and fruit pastels

[RileyH]

I voted 3 for Cyprus, Australia & Czech Republic :cheer:

[Amy Jade]

France were junk

[Wizard.]

No points for Cyprus to there

[Adamw92]

No reaction there :laugh2:

[RileyH]

Not France

[Denver]

Yes Cyprus

[Amy Jade]

Come on Cyprus

[Adamw92]

Still nothing for the UK

[Wizard.]

Mess at ya having no points

[Samm]

If Surie gets null points, poor girl :skull:

[Amy Jade]

So the jury hated us :(

[Adamw92]

Saara being robbed </3

[EspeonBB]

Why is Austria doing so well :skull:

[LukeB]

Where's our points man

[Headie]

Welp Cyprus aren;t the runaway favourites then :o

[Adamw92]

5 points for Saara :love:

[Amy Jade]

10 for cyprus :clap1:

[RileyH]

Mess @ no points

[Wizard.]

WAIT is this not the televote?

[Headie]

Mess @ Graham thinking we'll get loads of jury points

[Adamw92]

Will Spain get points before us?

[_Tom_]

This is going to be a nail biter!

[Denver]

Mess if Sweden win

[EspeonBB]

I'm surprised Ireland are doing so poorly in the jury vote

[Headie]

Graham's deluded, the songs trash! Legends and Crazy were better

[Headie]

Mess these juries are wide spread

[LukeB]

Poor UK

[Adamw92]

Mess @ everyone having points but us

[EspeonBB]

We're the only ones with 0 now :skull:

[Wizard.]

We’re now the only country with 0 points :skull: stop using our language then!

[Samm]

null :skull:

[Amy Jade]

Denmark with great taste: 10 for Australia :clap1:

[RileyH]

welp

[Headie]

Screaming, it's what we deserve

[Adamw92]

WHAT

[Denver]

UK have no taste

[LukeB]

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Our jury is TRASH 0 for Australia and Cyprus

[Denver]

Yesss

[RileyH]

screaming @ Austria

[Ross.]

Get those small points Ireland :clap1:

[LukeB]

Ireland has dropped big on the odds welp

[Shaun]

This is a bloody travesty. Austria top 3? As if.

[EspeonBB]

Thanks Latvia :clap1:

[Shaun]

YAY LATVIA

[Adamw92]

2 POINTS

[Samm]

two, open the confetti hdhdhdhshs

[Amy Jade]

Thank you Latvia :love:

[Wizard.]

Has latvia

[Amy Jade]

Kanye?

[Adamw92]

Why is Austria winning please?

[Headie]

Ngl lowkey wanted nil points

[Headie]

Austria in the lead :skull:

[EspeonBB]

Whew 4 points we are slaying

[LukeB]

Israel and Cyprus must stop Austria

[Amy Jade]

2 for us!

[Denver]

Cyprus aint winning

[Adamw92]

Finland and UK still being robbed </3

[RileyH]

if Cyprus doesn't win I s2g

[Denver]

Yes Ireland

[_Tom_]

Sweden were trash wtf

[Shaun]

The Irish are always dirty little scummy bastards

[RileyH]

The Irish are always dirty little scummy bastards

Drag Ross

[EspeonBB]

Did Austria bribe the juries or something

[LukeB]

Why is Austria doing so well :umm2:

[Amy Jade]

How are Austria doing this well his voice was awful so off key

[Denver]

Mess at Isreal winning when they are creating a world war

[Amy Jade]

I would rather a Netta win over the Austrians crap

[Adamw92]

What is happening, I'm...WHAT

[Wizard.]

Welp I wasn’t ready for this

[Denver]

Cyprus are scewed

[Amy Jade]

7 for Australia :love:

[LukeB]

pray circle Netta and Eleni to beat Austria

[Morgan.]

The **** is happening

[EspeonBB]

Cyprus are scewed

Um they're still towards the top and they'll slay the televote. They can still win

[_Tom_]

Piss off with all these Austria votes

[LukeB]

Idg what the jury see in Austria?

[Amy Jade]

I am genuinely baffled by Austria doing so well when it is so basic

[RileyH]

Honestly shook

[Denver]

He is clearly shagging the female jurors

[Adamw92]

Can we just get the rest of the votes please

[Headie]

I bet sis wishes she accepted the chance to perform last now

[Denver]

If Austria win it will make it a laughing stock

[rusticgal]

He is clearly shagging the female jurors

:laugh:

[EspeonBB]

tbf the juries voted last night when there was no stage invasion

Maybe public votes will be good

[_Tom_]

Austria to get 0 televotes like last year? :fc:

[RileyH]

I bet sis wishes she accepted the chance to perform last now

So stupid that she didn't accept

[LukeB]

Austria to get 0 televotes like last year? :fc:

That would be a scream

[rusticgal]

Can anyone explain to me how AUSTRALIA are competing in the EUROvision contest??

[Marsh.]

The bottom? :skull:

[Adamw92]

3 more points! :laugh:

[_Tom_]

Can anyone explain to me how AUSTRALIA are competing in the EUROvision contest??

Oh dear. We love 2015.

[Amy Jade]

3 from France

[Jordan.]

I'm mad at the lack of Hungary votes are all the jurors bottoms

[Amy Jade]

Italy can live on!

[Adamw92]

We're not bottom anymore!

[Headie]

Welp Cyprus are falling behind

[Amy Jade]

12 for Norway? :umm2:

[Shaun]

Italy saving our asses <3

[Amy Jade]

Welp Cyprus are falling behind

I think and hope it does better in televoting

[Denver]

Cyprus have no chance

[Samm]

avril :love:

[Adamw92]

Why is this basic song winning :skull:

[Samm]

norway bombing

[LukeB]

At the jury voting Austria
https://67.media.tumblr.com/5225bb72646ec12e16d72a273a026698/tumblr_o8i6daQzHH1v9roxto2_400.gif

[EspeonBB]

Saara deserves better

[Headie]

Think Sweden could win if they stay close to the top for the televote

[Adamw92]

Saara deserves better

:bawling: Hopefully the voters pull through for her

[LukeB]

Think Sweden could win if they stay close to the top for the televote

I would take a sweden win over Austria