Diarrhoea filled pub toilet pan to the full

[Gusto Brunt]

I don't drink but I was out last night for a walk with a friend, and she felt like she needed to use the toilet. There were no public toilets around so she used a pub's toilets.

I thought since we have three miles more to walk, that I'd use the toilet too. I didn't want a 'no.2', but I always use toilet cubicles, as I don't like standing there in the urinals - makes me self-conscious. :smug::joker:

Anyway, I went in one cubicle and I'm not kidding you, whoever was in there last had diarrhoea because the whole toilet pan was full up with you-know-what. It was disgusting.:fist: There was no toilet paper either so I assumed the guy had shat himself and was unable to wipe his botty.:joker:

How appalling.:joker:

Sorry if you're eating your tea. :p:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'd have called the police on you both

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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[Gusto Brunt]

I'd have called the police on you both

:joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

I hope you purchased something on the way out.

[Marsh.]

There was probably no toilet roll because he used it all to clean the flood up.

[Gusto Brunt]

I hope you purchased something on the way out.

No.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is this Alf's local?

[Alf]

I don't drink but I was out last night for a walk with a friend, and she felt like she needed to use the toilet. There were no public toilets around so she used a pub's toilets.

I thought since we have three miles more to walk, that I'd use the toilet too. I didn't want a 'no.2', but I always use toilet cubicles, as I don't like standing there in the urinals - makes me self-conscious. :smug::joker:

Anyway, I went in one cubicle and I'm not kidding you, whoever was in there last had diarrhoea because the whole toilet pan was full up with you-know-what. It was disgusting.:fist: There was no toilet paper either so I assumed the guy had shat himself and was unable to wipe his botty.:joker:

How appalling.:joker:

Sorry if you're eating your tea. :p:joker:It's worse than that, I'm eating a chocolate mousse!

[Alf]

Is this Alf's local?It's usually on the walls in my local.

[bots]

that's nothing compared to some of the things I saw as a student living in halls of residence. It scarred me for life

[Crimson Dynamo]

Gusto why are scared to use a urinal?

[Matthew.]

that’s really hot

jokes aside i’ve never seen anything like that in my local pub and the toilets there are pretty bad :laugh:

[RileyH]

Did we need to know this

[Jason.]

Diarrhoea filled pub toilet pan to the full

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[Shaun]

assumed this thread title was about Ed Sheeran

[kirklancaster]

assumed this thread title was about Ed Sheeran

:laugh2:

[Brillopad]

It's usually on the walls in my local.

You should change your local - urgh!

[Babayaro.]

god i wish i were the sewage system

[Lostie!]

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[Ant.]

when you sat on the bog, did your peepee touch the diarrhoea?

[Babayaro.]

when you sat on the bog, did your peepee touch the diarrhoea?

One would assume he didn't get that far?

[Beso]

Oxtail soup.

[Ross.]

I didn’t need this story in my life

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[kirklancaster]

I don't drink but I was out last night for a walk with a friend, and she felt like she needed to use the toilet. There were no public toilets around so she used a pub's toilets.

I thought since we have three miles more to walk, that I'd use the toilet too. I didn't want a 'no.2', but I always use toilet cubicles, as I don't like standing there in the urinals - makes me self-conscious. :smug::joker:

Anyway, I went in one cubicle and I'm not kidding you, whoever was in there last had diarrhoea because the whole toilet pan was full up with you-know-what. It was disgusting.:fist: There was no toilet paper either so I assumed the guy had shat himself and was unable to wipe his botty.:joker:

How appalling.:joker:

Sorry if you're eating your tea. :p:joker:

It was probably someone getting in some practice before exercising their new right to use Starbucks, Gusto. :laugh:

[Ant.]

One would assume he didn't get that far?

ngl I would've just sat down anyway just to see if I would've