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Oliver_W
30-05-2018, 03:58 PM
Sometime around 2005, Revenge of the Sith was translated into Chinese, and then back into English. The result is absolute nonsense, and it's glorious.
You can watch a dubbed version of it here:
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The storyline is apparently:
Obi Wan Ratio Tile and Anakin Allah Gold are Jedi Knights Hopeless Situation Warriors. They rescue Chancellor Palpatine Speaker D from General Grevious Space General. The Jedi Order Presbyterian Church doesn't trust Speaker D, so they ask Allah Gold to spy on him **** him. But Speaker D knows the Dark Side of the Force Wish Power, so tells Allah Gold they can save Padme Gets The Rice.
Jamie89
01-06-2018, 06:10 PM
This is pretty funny but I don't think I could watch the whole thing. I think Padme is Plum... something btw (unless they are actually meant to be talking about plums, I can't remember and you never know with George Lucas :think: )
Oliver_W
02-06-2018, 05:17 PM
This is pretty funny but I don't think I could watch the whole thing. I think Padme is Plum... something btw (unless they are actually meant to be talking about plums, I can't remember and you never know with George Lucas :think: )

She seems to have two names - "The Plum Of", or "Gets The Rice".

Here's a "highlights only" version ;)
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Jamie89
03-06-2018, 05:00 PM
She seems to have two names - "The Plum Of", or "Gets The Rice".

Here's a "highlights only" version ;)
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Some of these are great :joker: The voice acting is actually really good as well
James
03-06-2018, 05:32 PM
She seems to have two names - "The Plum Of", or "Gets The Rice".

Here's a "highlights only" version ;)
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The blue woman in the bottom-right of the screenshot is George Lucas's daughter. I think she became an MMA fighter.

EDIT: I checked and that's not the one that went into MMA.
Jordan.
03-06-2018, 06:51 PM
Nn the dialogue in this film is already a scream this just makes it funnier