Celebrity Big Brother Live Launch Discussion Thread CH5 9pm

[lewys]

SDONI`A OGIDFVK i cALLED IT I WAS JOKING

[Jase.]

hope chloe ayling rolls out the car boot upon entry x

you guys are TOO MUCH tonight :laugh2:

[lewis111]

I love how Ryan and Kirtie’s topic of conversation was hot footballers

[T*]

UM

[Headie]

Ddd all the viewers tuning out now

[Epic.]

Chloe :love:

[Wizard.]

Not the victim of a kidnapping :skull:

[Moniqua]

this is so sad, Alexa play Sissy That Walk

[hijaxers]

Where is Roxanne Pallett?

Hiding in Emma's awful 'hairdo'

[Owen19]

Goodbye

[Jase.]

omg Emma's tone of voice is making me SCREAM

[Gusto Brunt]

First showmance, Chloe and Ryan

[lewys]

i can't stop LAUGHING

[RileyH]

Ahh Miss Ayling is HERE

[LukeB]

Poor girl

[Morgan.]

The media didn't believe her story

[lewys]

shannon matthews mum for next series ???

[RileyH]

I believe ha :love:

[Saph]

why is her hairline so ratty

[lewis111]

She doesn’t seem that exciting tho

[Tony Montana]

First showmance, Chloe and Ryan

Ryan has a Girlfriend. Dan will be there tho

[Barry.]

I believe ha :love:

I kinda do too.

[Owen19]

Not fight song

[T*]

Im cackling this is so

[Amy Jade]

Rachel Platten :love:

[reece(:]

Not a duffle bag

fHj3IMpy3Co

[Saph]

NOT fight song :skull:

[lewys]

NOT fight song :skull:

[LukeB]

The media didn't believe her story

Did they have any proof though?

[Moniqua]

mess not fight song :joker:

[armand.kay]

can't wait for chloe ayling's VT, 'hiya! im chloe n you might remember me from being drugged n kidnapped x'
ddd at this actually happening

[Amy Jade]

I like Chloe

[Headie]

Ddd NOT Fight Song :skull:

[Jøsh]

Oh I can see her leg this is a bad outfit

[Matthew.]

when was it taken?

did you not watch last series lol

there was no booing in cbb21

[Samm]

aubrey o'day :love:

[RileyH]

Fight Song aaah

[Jordan.]

Screaming at ha entrance music serving XF sob story

[Gusto Brunt]

why is her hairline so ratty

Because it's not a wig

[hijaxers]

She can go in the nearest skip

[Jase.]

Fight Song is an anthem!

[Matthew.]

fight song omfg :skull:

[Jack_]

god she's ****ing hot

[LukeB]

I believe ha :love:

Me too

[Shaun]

kidnapped for six whole days? girl this is the show that made Emma Jensen disappear, you're gonna have to try harder to get some sympathy

[Barry.]

I like Chloe

She seems nice.

[Owen19]

She seems sweet

[Jase.]

Tbf she seems like a really nice gal!

[Headie]

I'm so perched to see what Natalie's "storm" is

She got bit by Redd's hungry ass and nearly lost ha arm??

[Maru]

I like Chloe

Same. Seems like a fairly strong woman

[RileyH]

She seems LOVELY we stan

[Amy Jade]

First showmance, Chloe and Ryan

He is with Lucy Mec

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6734020.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Lucy-Meck-in-a-raunchy-halloween-photo-shoot.jpg

[Jøsh]

She's never seen big brother :skull:

[Morgan.]

When you got kidnapped so you thought ey why not sign up for a show where I remain trapped in a house for 4 weeks

(I believe ha though so go off)

[smudgie]

Seems to be a canny lass.

[Oaker]

I swear 'I wanna show the real me' is the most said thing on this show ever

[Gstar]

What the Madeline is going on

[RileyH]

I'm so perched to see what Natalie's "storm" is

She got bit by Redd's hungry ass and nearly lost ha arm??

Fff

[lewys]

kidnapped for six whole days? Girl this is the show that made emma jensen disappear, you're gonna have to try harder to get some sympathy

stop ahhahahaha

[Gusto Brunt]

He is with Lucy Mec

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6734020.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Lucy-Meck-in-a-raunchy-halloween-photo-shoot.jpg

Cheating does happen

[Barry.]

He is with Lucy Mec

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6734020.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Lucy-Meck-in-a-raunchy-halloween-photo-shoot.jpg

W. O. W.

[lewys]

how is my good sis gonna say she's not looking for publicity whilst going on cbb

[Gusto Brunt]

The new Chantelle???

[Jase.]

I bet Kirstie's thinking erm who the **** are these people

[MB.]

Kirstie introducing herself on a two-name basis each time :love:

[Moniqua]

I'm so perched to see what Natalie's "storm" is

She got bit by Redd's hungry ass and nearly lost ha arm??

:joker::joker::joker:

[reece(:]

She's never seen big brother :skull:

Raph to hate?

[lewys]

King !!!! He is here !!!!

[Ant.]

He's ACTUALLY HERE

[Amy Jade]

OMG

[Epic.]

AHHHH

[Denver]

I am scared

[Jase.]

omg Rod's voice :skull: I love him already

[armand.kay]

I'M SCREAMING

[Barry.]

What's he done to his face?

[Saph]

we love noah cyrus

[Morgan.]

He's gonna PISS me off

[Jake.]

Sounds horrible but he’s terrifying

[Amy Jade]

'I wasnt born this way'

NO U LYING!

[Jøsh]

I can't stop laughing please help me

[LukeB]

He is with Lucy Mec

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6734020.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Lucy-Meck-in-a-raunchy-halloween-photo-shoot.jpg

oh wow!

One lucky guy! Lucy is stunning

[Shaun]

He... does not sound how I pictured him...

[lewys]

real life skinny legend !!!! WE STAN

[Maru]

When you got kidnapped so you thought ey why not sign up for a show where I remain trapped in a house for 4 weeks

(I believe ha though so go off)

I had the same thought, yeah

[Jase.]

Emma's ****ing voice i can't breathe stop

[Underscore]

CAHHHHHH

[Shaun]

we love noah cyrus

NO.

[RileyH]

Oh my god

[Matthew.]

i don’t like it, he’s kinda scary

[Maru]

Ugh Vampire man

[Jøsh]

I'm choking on my popcorn from laughter I can't take him serious

[Jase.]

Omg he's gonna be a RIOT

[Ant.]

Ken KEN KEN

[Samm]

joan rivers back from the dead :love:

[Moniqua]

Violet Chachki is SHOOK

[reece(:]

Not scary Ken

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Gffhhfh kirstie telling everyone her surname

[Epic.]

It's basically Rodrigo BB10 if he sounded drunk

[LukeB]

When you got kidnapped so you thought ey why not sign up for a show where I remain trapped in a house for 4 weeks

(I believe ha though so go off)

She can walk anytime and isn't drugged so it's not really the same.

[Ant.]

"emma am comin :p"

[Tony Montana]

He... does not sound how I pictured him...

Same

[RileyH]

He sounds so nasally

[Morgan.]

Emma I'm COMING

[hijaxers]

Aww he's full of constipation - fulla **** more like

[lewis111]

I think he’ll quit on like day 4

[lewys]

one time i lost me friends in a club for 30 mins a think a might go on next series

[Maru]

I think Kirstie will be scared off any plastic surgery after this meeting...

[Shaun]

Gffhhfh kirstie telling everyone her surname

Nikki Blonsky teas :love:

[lewys]

'i gotta go!' STOPPP SDIUSIUvk

[armand.kay]

Not this robot walk

[RileyH]

I'm screaming @ 'Emma, I'm coming ;)'

[Headie]

I feel like he's gonna be a scream in a Nancy Dell'Olio kind of way

[reece(:]

The fact he had ribs removed is quite vom

[Barry.]

one time i lost me friends in a club for 30 mins a think a might go on next series

:joker:

[rph]

he was a guest on the Italian version few months ago for a few days

[Amy Jade]

Yeaaa brackie

[Ant.]

It's basically Rodrigo BB10 if he sounded drunk

CBB22 Rodrigo wanted to be Ken and BB10 Rodrigo wanted to be Barbie?

[T*]

I’m so glad Jodie Marsh is back

[Gusto Brunt]

Roddy is a legend. :D Vampire legend. :p

[reece(:]

Is he geigh?

[Epic.]

Bye at the single boo.

[Samm]

he's gonna be a scream dhdhdhd

[Wizard.]

I feel like he's gonna be a scream in a Nancy Dell'Olio kind of way

Yeah this

[Moniqua]

I predict him and Natalie having a feud

[armand.kay]

omg I love ha

[Underscore]

We stan the latina

[Ant.]

The fact he had ribs removed is quite vom

Marilyn Manson is COMING!

[Shaun]

Hoping he's a mess :love:

[LukeB]

is he the one who is friends with Marco BB17?

[Epic.]

I love him

[reece(:]

his face on a morning will be a scream

[Maru]

He reminds me of the anchor guy in Hunger Games a little bit for some reason

[Morgan.]

Him calling Tesco mob a beautiful crowd :umm2:

[Barry.]

See who was in the audiences. Mr Singh.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

He looks so shiny

[lewys]

'haaaaeeey!' I LOVE HIM

[RileyH]

I’m so glad Jodie Marsh is back

omfg

[smudgie]

You gotta love Rodrigo.

[Jake.]

WHY a jar

[Natalie.]

I love him

[Jase.]

NOT Rod carrying his ribs about in a bloody jar

[Denver]

Can he get his trousers any tighter? if he bends down they will tear

[Morgan.]

Not carrying his ribs around

[hijaxers]

I think Kirstie will be scared off any plastic surgery after this meeting...

What she's natural ? and from what planet???

[Ant.]

is he the one who is friends with Marco BB17?

YEAH THey snogg'd

[RileyH]

afhgaaj I LOVE him

[Jøsh]

Not woops during the good music :skull:

[LukeB]

Him calling Tesco mob a beautiful crowd :umm2:

Omg! a catfish you are Zoe Birkett

[lewis111]

Oop he’s kinda messy already

[Greg!]

HE's a messssss

[Moniqua]

Is he geigh?

YES, the only one in the village as a matter of fact

[RileyH]

Whoop whoop

[Scream]

i think he's gonna be more exciting than i thought

[Ant.]

what 2 housemates will that be

[Moniqua]

Ryan looked terrified lmao

[Owen19]

what 2 housemates will that be

Dan and Gab

[Maru]

i think he's gonna be more exciting than i thought

Same

[Barry.]

Not carrying his ribs around

Never know when you might be hungry.

[Jøsh]

That's what she said @ callum

[Wizard.]

Nikki is gonna be scream in these Pink Casino ads

[MB.]

what 2 housemates will that be

Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump

(/Gabby and Dan)

[T*]

Is he geigh?

girl he’s like if Rylan and Andy Dick had a baby

[RileyH]

Never know when you might be hungry.

:skull:

[Ant.]

Dan and Gab

gaaah

[lewys]

what 2 housemates will that be

david becks n the primary skwl teacher x

[Denver]

what 2 housemates will that be

Sally and the man her hubby threatened to murder?

[armand.kay]

"Hi I'm charley you might know me from being Keiran Richardson's cousin, in 2007 I was on this show on c4 and was all over the papers"

[LukeB]

jacqueline jossa after the break
https://media.giphy.com/media/Fkrs2o3Jub5lK/giphy.gif

[Maru]

Kirstie is going to have a lot of thetans to exorcise after this one...

[montblanc]

chloe seems nice but dull and rodrigo looks like a SCREAM :joker:

[Glenn-C]

Imagine being the one who has to share a double bed with him

[y.winter]

I can't believe they brought Chloe :shocked: She has "bore" written all opver her face

I don't even know where to begin with Rodrigo. I'm afraid his face will explode at some point.

[Denver]

Rodrigo is gonna be big in Hollywood.

Can see him starring in all the horror movies

[montblanc]

jermaine is so hot but he gives me ashley mckenzie vibes

[Jøsh]

I need a kebab right now

[Epic.]

is he the one who is friends with Marco BB17?

I think they dated each other briefly despite Marco being homophobic and racist :skull:

[Ant.]

Imagine being the one who has to share a double bed with him

I volunteer

[Oaker]

I think they dated each other briefly despite Marco being homophobic and racist :skull:

what :skull:

[Lostie!]

NOT Rod carrying his ribs about in a bloody jar

He's missing a trick if he doesn't label the jar "spare ribs"

[LukeB]

I think they dated each other briefly despite Marco being homophobic and racist :skull:

:skull:

[RileyH]

jermaine is so hot

Back off slag

[Gusto Brunt]

I wonder what Roddy looks like in the mornings? :D

[RileyH]

I think they dated each other briefly despite Marco being homophobic and racist :skull:

:skull:

[lewys]

#YouDecideCarole

[Matthew.]

i cant stand that co op advert lol

“i’d put cheese on me cornflakes if ah could”

[Jøsh]

don't pick me or else
Sorry Nikki already did xx

[Underscore]

NIKKI

[LukeB]

i cant stand that co op advert lol

“i’d put cheese on me cornflakes if ah could”

Something RileyH would do

[Barry.]

i cant stand that co op advert lol

“i’d put cheese on me cornflakes if ah could”

Me too ugh.

[y.winter]

I hope we don't get any more irrelevant male housemates like the footballer and the EEer

[Amy Jade]

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article10594938.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/MAIN-Rodrigo-Alves-and-Marco-Pierre-White-Jr-hang-out-together-whilst-Rodrigo-is-having-a-cosmetic-proced.jpg

[Ant.]

what :skull:

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article10594938.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/MAIN-Rodrigo-Alves-and-Marco-Pierre-White-Jr-hang-out-together-whilst-Rodrigo-is-having-a-cosmetic-proced.jpg

[reece(:]

I wonder what Roddy looks like in the mornings? :D

Hopefully blurred out

[Barry.]

Yummy Dan.

[Matthew.]

twat

[Headie]

"Hi I'm charley you might know me from being Keiran Richardson's cousin, in 2007 I was on this show on c4 and was all over the papers"

"This indie girl called me the N word yeah, and it was like ded offensive and that yeh, cos I'm not bein funny but I'm black so it was offensive"

[Moniqua]

EVICT HIM

[Owen19]

Not the pec bounce

[Natalie.]

Dan :yuk:

[Amy Jade]

Urgh Dan :love:

[reece(:]

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article10594938.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/MAIN-Rodrigo-Alves-and-Marco-Pierre-White-Jr-hang-out-together-whilst-Rodrigo-is-having-a-cosmetic-proced.jpg
aaaaaaaaaaaah

[Jase.]

He's missing a trick if he doesn't label the jar "spare ribs"

:joker: :joker:

[Denver]

You just cheated on Jaq last week slag

[Samm]

madeline mccann next housemate, chloe needs some company

[Ant.]

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article10594938.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/MAIN-Rodrigo-Alves-and-Marco-Pierre-White-Jr-hang-out-together-whilst-Rodrigo-is-having-a-cosmetic-proced.jpg

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article10594938.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/MAIN-Rodrigo-Alves-and-Marco-Pierre-White-Jr-hang-out-together-whilst-Rodrigo-is-having-a-cosmetic-proced.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OMpx9GPfdoY/maxresdefault.jpg

[LukeB]

:drool:

But poor Jacqueline Jossa

[reece(:]

Get Dan out

[lewis111]

I’d rather they just didn’t mention the storm in the VTs unless it’s serious

[Saph]

hes very average looking

[RileyH]

madeline mccann next housemate, chloe needs some company

shut up :joker:

[lewys]

wow THESE BOYS :love:

[Jase.]

omg Jac'll be FUMING

[Oaker]

he'll win

[RileyH]

He's not even that hot like wot :umm2:

Jermaine >>>

[Jase.]

dick out plz.

[armand.kay]

already bored of him

[Barry.]

hes very average looking

No. No!

[Jordan.]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/77fb6377b1d57c04d6183782afc49c7a/tumblr_n04gozY1K21tqz38to1_250.gif

[lewis111]

Hmmm not really a fan

[Ant.]

dan osborne to get ejected?

[Matthew.]

he’s not that good looking what are you seeing in him

[Owen19]

He can go first

[RileyH]

We wanted Jac

[Barry.]

dick out plz.

Already seen it.

[Denver]

he'll win

He hopefully has the Towie curse

[Ant.]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/77fb6377b1d57c04d6183782afc49c7a/tumblr_n04gozY1K21tqz38to1_250.gif

Live footage of rodrigo and dan meeting?

[iRyan]

The men all seem dull so far except for Rodrigo

[Shaun]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/d972602023827665ae6e1df7bcf85270/tumblr_oq8gc5xIHM1wp7vp0o2_400.gif

[LukeB]

omg Jac'll be FUMING

She will when the home wrecker enters next.

[Matthew.]

madeline mccann next housemate, chloe needs some company

omfg :skull:

[Vanessa]

Another hot guy. We have three so far :flutter:

[Morgan.]

Hasn't he been rumoured for literally every C5 CBB?

[reece(:]

He should want to go out first to see his kids!

[RileyH]

Live footage of rodrigo and dan meeting?

:skull:

[Matthew.]

arse

[LukeB]

madeline mccann next housemate, chloe needs some company

Shannon Matthews also enters

[Epic.]

Hopefully not another Lewis Bloor incoming?

[Denver]

Another hot guy. We have three so far :flutter:

Not you fancying Rodrigo

[Jase.]

Where is Natalie bloody Nunn

[Matthew.]

Shannon Matthews also enters

:skull:

[Ant.]

madeline mccann next housemate, chloe needs some company

"Hi I'm Maddy and you may remember me from being the centre of a media storm back in 2007!"
"The press got so bad I had to take an 11 year break. But now I'm BACK!"

[lewis111]

This cast is far too young so far

[RileyH]

someone boo ha

[Headie]

"Hi, I'm Natalie Nunn and I run LA"

[Barry.]

Not you fancying Rodrigo

:joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

He could be the new James Bond. :D

[Matthew.]

Where is Natalie bloody Nunn

put her in last imo

save t’best for last

[RileyH]

"Hi I'm Maddy and you may remember me from being the centre of a media storm back in 2007!"
"The press got so bad I had to take an 11 year break. But now I'm BACK!"

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[smudgie]

Hmmm, not too fussed on Dan, but he could surprise me.

[lewis111]

I thought Ryan and Dan had beef?