Celebrity Big Brother Live Launch Discussion Thread CH5 9pm

[Amy Jade]

why is he kind of hot ??

You have low standards?

[Epic.]

Have to laugh at all the "is the Chantelle twist again?" comments for Hardeep when this utter nobody follows right after

.

[Matthew.]

it starts with P, it rhymes with Illock.

[Tony Montana]

He's Bear 2.0

[Underscore]

cockney only works on Danny dyer

[Headie]

Mess this guy is challenging Bobby Sabel & Jeremy McConnell for least famous housemate ever

[iRyan]

Why the **** is there 6 men and 3 women

[Crimson Dynamo]

I could do this I was in two escape to the country eps

[Denver]

cockney only works on Danny dyer

He isnt speaking Cockney

[Jase.]

Get this TWAT out

[Gusto Brunt]

This... this is their most expensive ever cast?

It's all been downhill since Kirsty and Rod

[Ant.]

Nicky quaking

:joker:

[LukeB]

Probably a poundland Bear.

He's Bear 2.0

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8b0bd3d2a0105da57fbf64b21c23ac11/tenor.gif?itemid=4693267

[Barry.]

You have low standards?

Ohhh snap.

[MB.]

hmm yes I wonder why he got immediately divorced

[AnnieK]

Ben's off his tits on something there

[RileyH]

Mess this guy is challenging Bobby Sabel & Jeremy McConnell for least famous housemate ever

Not Jezza

[Headie]

Mess I thought she was about to reprimand him for swearing

[Ant.]

mess I thought Emma was gonna tell him off for swearing

[Jordan.]

He is tiring

[Shaun]

I am honestly disgusted with myself for finding something slightly attractive about him

SLIGHTLY. ONLY SLIGHTLY.

[Tony Montana]

He looks like he might cause drama tho

[Amy Jade]

Nats next?

[reece(:]

Is he on coke?

[lewis111]

His lack of fame seems to be the least of issues with this guy

[Headie]

Why the **** is there 6 men and 3 women

Natalie to bring Judi & Sarah with ha?

[LukeB]

Is he on drugs?

[T*]

I hate ****ers like him
‘ooh he’s a cheeky chappy!’ no he’s not he’s a ****

[Ant.]

I am honestly disgusted with myself for finding something slightly attractive about him

SLIGHTLY. ONLY SLIGHTLY.

own it sis

[Epic.]

I've only seen him on the stage and I already know I won't be able to stand him

[smudgie]

I could do this I was in two escape to the country eps

I must know you....:joker:

[Jøsh]

Not the music playing for that long we heard the zoom

[RileyH]

Not splits being a party trick

[Moniqua]

https://i.gifer.com/2Eb3.gif

[hijaxers]

Get this TWAT out

Like NOW

[Headie]

People like this must have really good agents... the fact that Natalie's been trying to get in for years but "wasn't famous enough" :skull:

[lewys]

i retract my previous statement it was the low lighting in the VT

[Greg!]

WHERE is Rox!

[Tony Montana]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8b0bd3d2a0105da57fbf64b21c23ac11/tenor.gif?itemid=4693267

Great Minds Think Alike

[Ant.]

Is he on drugs?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LkZWLaDzSCc/hqdefault.jpg

[Gusto Brunt]

Never heard of him before but he sounds and looks a complete plank.

[Barry.]

Not splits being a party trick

It's a tricky trick.

[Vanessa]

I think this guy could be trouble :laugh:

[LukeB]

Roxanne YAAAAS :flutter:

[Matthew.]

WHERE is Rox!

there

[Ant.]

WHERE is Rox!

here!

[glibberglobber]

BIANCA

[Epic.]

WHERE is Rox!

Right here

[Owen19]

Roxanne :love:

[Barry.]

Yay Roxy.

[T*]

idk who she is but winner!

[MB.]

I've only seen him on the stage and I already know I won't be able to stand him

Ah yes, who could forget his star turn in King Lear

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Rodrigo reminds me of annabelle :(

[Greg!]

Queen!

[Wizard.]

Mess at Rox’s horror vt

[reece(:]

"Does everyone know Ben"

ahh Kirstie

[Wizard.]

Mess at Rox’s horror vt

[Natalie.]

I am honestly disgusted with myself for finding something slightly attractive about him

SLIGHTLY. ONLY SLIGHTLY.

same

[Jase.]

Roxanne's sad face is making me PISS

[Moniqua]

She's so pretty :love:

[Tony Montana]

Roxanne Is Beautiful

[T*]

I think this guy could be trouble :laugh:

brace yourselves y’all

[Headie]

I feel like that Married At First Sight guy was cast for civilian and then when they heard people were complaining about people who'd done TV before they shoved him in CBB instead as if that rectifies the problem :skull:

[RileyH]

Why did sis cost £750k tho

[LukeB]

Bring her back to Emmerdale

[Oaker]

queen :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

She gets ha fanneh out in Wrong Turn 6

[Barry.]

Two little Mix songs. Promo!

[Jordan.]

I wish there was another cat lady for Kirstie to mingle with

[Moniqua]

LITTLE MIX AGAIN :love:

[lewys]

supah woman

[Matthew.]

she got Wings, Coleen Nolan got Wings

a sign i might like her?

[T*]

I feel like that Married At First Sight guy was cast for civilian and then when they heard people were complaining about people who'd done TV before they shoved him in CBB instead as if that rectifies the problem :skull:

this is it

[Underscore]

Omg CHER LLOYD. Bop

[smudgie]

Here waiting for Rox to unravel.:cheer2:

[Ant.]

has someone got a pic of ha sad face

brace yourselves y’all

:joker:

[Brother Leon]

They really paid her 750k?! Wtf :joker:

[Greg!]

Omg The WINNER!!!

[LukeB]

Omg CHER LLOYD. Bop

Haha funny joke

[Ant.]

not Riley. being a car driver

[armand.kay]

Gif of her getting out of the car and posing please!!

[T*]

she’s me fave

[iRyan]

She seems dull

[Saph]

hew is she

[lewys]

Why did sis cost £750k tho

private hospital bills x

[Barry.]

Wonder if she will get her tits out.

[RileyH]

She seems annoying =/

[LukeB]

ugh i love her

[Matthew.]

not Riley. being a car driver

omfg i think this is post of the night so far :skull:

[Jordan.]

Yikes

[Amy Jade]

What was that hahaha

[reece(:]

we stan Roxanne

[RileyH]

not Disney goes wrong

[hijaxers]

WHERE is Rox!

Arrived and what is that hair do

[Wizard.]

not Riley. being a car driver

I don’t get it

[Ant.]

mess what the **** is she on

[Headie]

She's doing too much

[T*]

lmao

[lewys]

she's trying to hard to be quirky stop it

[Maru]

mmm toasted ham and cheese bagel...

[RileyH]

WHAT was she doing :laugh2:

[Moniqua]

first person to finally make use of the private staircase :joker:

[Jøsh]

Not her entering the house on day 37

[armand.kay]

isvhlkdfnv I love ha

[Ant.]

I don’t get it

"my car driver terry"

[Matthew.]

does whatever that was count as a wardrobe malfunction on Ant’s prediction thread?

[Ant.]

someone gif ha entire entrance

[Maru]

starting to think these housemates all rehearsed....

[Wizard.]

"my car driver terry"

Oh I weren’t paying attention

[hijaxers]

we stan Roxanne

My uncle Stan would cringe

[lewys]

roddy n chloe holding hands :love: a friendship i STAN

[Jase.]

Oh God nobody cares about F&F

[Barry.]

WHAT was she doing :laugh2:

Licking her nips.

[Ant.]

does whatever that was count as a wardrobe malfunction on Ant’s prediction thread?

sis it was every type of malfunction

[LukeB]

For a minute i thought that was Gabby :skkull:

[Jase.]

He looks like a Poundland version of Randy Orton!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Oh holy moley @ roxanne’s bf :drool:

[Saph]

um wheres natalie

[Amy Jade]

Wiping the coke off your top as you trott down the stairs to a club hoping the bouncer cant tell you're off your nut :flutter:

[LukeB]

Licking her nips.

We love Cal

[Saph]

not the gay brother

[Maru]

They're all too calm

[Barry.]

Oh God nobody cares about F&F

It's not making me like them more.

[RileyH]

We wanted Gabby's brother

[Ant.]

ben?! A BIG CHARACTER?!

Roxanne's gave Emma whatever crack she was smoking.

[lewys]

omg this segment is PAINFUL

[reece(:]

"I don't drink! I don't drink!"

Stacey's fave?

[LukeB]

Gabby a 'character'
https://media0.giphy.com/media/sanoHrtWDN5ew/200.gif

[Jase.]

Wiping the coke off your top as you trott down the stairs to a club hoping the bouncer cant tell you're off your nut :flutter:

:skull:

[armand.kay]

we need more clips from inside of the house and less of this waffle

[Owen19]

This section is so dead

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"I don't drink! I don't drink!"

Stacey's fave?

Fghfg :skull:

[Ant.]

not the gay brother

he def tickled ben every day as a kid in a way to get close to him

[Epic.]

The crowd make my feel my eardrums have been gouged out

[MB.]

I don't recall seeing Gabby's mum on Love Island and now I can tell why

[Saph]

"um idk um shes do well um yeah idk"

[iRyan]

No one cares about their bloody family, we don’t even know the housemates themselves yet

[Jase.]

Yummy @ him.

[Epic.]

We need Natalie asap to liven this up

[Maru]

This is like a chat in the local suburb... not a TV show

[Headie]

I didn't know she was dating Dynamo

[MB.]

Which Gallagher brother did Roxanne get engaged to again?

[armand.kay]

ha fiancé is serving dealer

[reece(:]

We want Natalie, Sally and Stormy!

[Barry.]

He had red eyes.

[Oaker]

Natalie and Sally are coming to spice this house up :clap1:

[RileyH]

This is PAINFUL

[Samm]

gabby's mum not giving a flying ****, she's just there for the paycheck

[Amy Jade]

Psycho sally incoming?

[Headie]

Mess are they gonna get Jacob to come on for Natalie or will it be a Bad Girl

[Maru]

Lee looks nice

[Glenn-C]

Not Psychic Sal already placed a bet

[Greg!]

Why are they bothering with this friends & family bit :skull:

[Ant.]

there's not been one man on screen I haven't wanted to get inside

[hijaxers]

Enough boxtox to sink a boat on that mush !
We do luv a duck

[lewys]

#YouDecideJemimasAlmostDeaDaughta

[Maru]

But lee also looks kind of high... holy **** blood shot eyes

[Samm]

Mess are they gonna get Jacob to come on for Natalie or will it be a Bad Girl

Flo is coming?

[RileyH]

Mess are they gonna get Jacob to come on for Natalie or will it be a Bad Girl

Kendra is coming :flutter:

[Saph]

sally: "can any spirits please speak to me"

spirits:
https://media0.giphy.com/media/sanoHrtWDN5ew/200.gif

[y.winter]

I want to marry Roxy :worship:
LOVE her :joker:

[montblanc]

the family/friends segments are dragging on way too much

[Matthew.]

oh god they’re going to plug ben all series aren’t they

and why’s the forum so slow? :oh:

[Saph]

sally: "can any spirits please speak to me"

spirits:
https://media0.giphy.com/media/sanoHrtWDN5ew/200.gif

[armand.kay]

I can't believe they would go to the effort of adding CGI clouds but didn't think to amp up the crowd a bit

[y.winter]

I want to marry Roxy :worship:
LOVE her :joker:

[Captain.Remy]

They're saving Natalie for last lmao I kan't. She about to turn tf up

[Jack_]

So lemme guess Tommy Robinson turns up soon, the public vote him VP and he has to 'deport' someone out of the house and he chooses Hardeep

[reece(:]

Mess are they gonna get Jacob to come on for Natalie or will it be a Bad Girl

Ha mum? :clap1:

[Jøsh]

Oh bore off super casino

[Ant.]

So lemme guess Tommy Robinson turns up soon, the public vote him VP and he has to 'deport' someone out of the house and he chooses Hardeep

the United Kingdom of Big Brother and ha non-existent impact?

[Headie]

Flo is coming?

Kendra is coming :flutter:

*Annie Anderson flashes up on the screen describing how Natalie ruined her life*

[Captain.Remy]

Flo is coming?

PERCHED for Flo or any other bad girl (Tanisha!)

[RileyH]

and why’s the forum so slow? :oh:

Idk but it's getting on my ****ing tits

[Amy Jade]

there's not been one man on screen I haven't wanted to get inside

really?

http://caveviews.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341bffd953ef0223c845b1ec200c-600wi

[Headie]

Right enough playing games now GIVE US NATALIE

https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd42295c8e17046dbda703be52f8983a/tumblr_pdkgc115en1tz25gw_540.jpg

[RileyH]

*Annie Anderson flashes up on the screen describing how Natalie ruined her life*

Scott would have a heart attack

[y.winter]

So Stormy is not coming, uh?

pretendstobeshocked.gif

[Matthew.]

So lemme guess Tommy Robinson turns up soon, the public vote him VP and he has to 'deport' someone out of the house and he chooses Hardeep

omg jack :skull:

[Captain.Remy]

On every new photo on the BB UK instagram they are all asking where is Natalie lmao

[montblanc]

Right enough playing games now GIVE US NATALIE

https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd42295c8e17046dbda703be52f8983a/tumblr_pdkgc115en1tz25gw_540.jpg

ugh THIS :oh:

[Oaker]

So Stormy is not coming, uh?

pretendstobeshocked.gif

The Sun wouldn't be so adamant she was going in if she wasn't

[hijaxers]

So not into any of these desperados - is there actually anyone worth watching coming round on car turntabe

[lewys]

SALLLEHHHHHHHH

[Ant.]

really?

http://caveviews.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341bffd953ef0223c845b1ec200c-600wi

especially really :drool:

[Samm]

there's not been one man on screen I haven't wanted to get inside

you a top?

https://i.giphy.com/media/bmgZpny9pKGys/giphy.gif

[lewis111]

Omg are they saving Natalie for last or is she not in

[Epic.]

She's no Sally Bercow

[Barry.]

Name dropping.

[lewis111]

HERES the wimner

[Amy Jade]

I want Sally and Kirstie to form an evil coven :flutter:

[MB.]

Omg are they saving Natalie for last or is she not in

Well, it's her or the banker

[Ant.]

i stan ha already

[RileyH]

Her glasses are making me scream

[lewis111]

She looks good for her age

[Greg!]

We LOVE an icon!

[Headie]

Rah this lady ruined my RE lessons, the teacher used to play clips of her to prove ghosts weren't real :skull:

[Saph]

we stan Psycho Sal

[Barry.]

Love this song!

[iRyan]

Finally another messy scream

[lewys]

the music choices tonight have me SCREAMIN

[Maru]

I want Sally and Kirstie to form an evil coven :flutter:

This could go really well or really badly

[Glenn-C]

Not them putting a medium in with an Indian again in case Jade has something to say

[Headie]

Omg are they saving Natalie for last or is she not in

Ddd if she flew herself out to London for nothing

[Oaker]

the car cam makes me scream idk why

[Captain.Remy]

you a top?

https://i.giphy.com/media/bmgZpny9pKGys/giphy.gif

the SHADE :skull:

[Ant.]

we stan Psycho Sal

Mental Megan hew?

[Jase.]

There's like 17 people in the crowd. Christ

[Wizard.]

They should’ve put in her arch nemisis Mystic Meg

[Ant.]

There's like 17 people in the crowd. Christ

a record?

[Jake.]

She looks so different

[LukeB]

There's like 17 people in the crowd. Christ

Tesco was dead so they couldn't get people?

[MB.]

Mary Loves Dick!

[Ant.]

Gabby is the walker?

[Captain.Remy]

It feels good when C5 are doing things right doesn't it?

[Wizard.]

Not a walker?

[Amy Jade]

I hope Ben walks

[Moniqua]

OMG

[Denver]

There's like 17 people in the crowd. Christ

Math was never your strongest subject?

[RileyH]

These interviews are AWFUL axe them

[Headie]

"I think someone will walk"

*Sally walks 24 hours later*

[Jordan.]

Not ha sensing Kirstie walking :worry:

[Saph]

sal gonna bully someone tonight so they walk and prove her right?

[hijaxers]

She looks good for her age

Yeah whoever told her they suited needs lashing - big time - comedy glasses

[lewys]

salleh do ah readen

[Ant.]

It feels good when C5 are doing things right doesn't it?

when it's too late sadly :(

[armand.kay]

she can sense Emma's ghost omg

[Morgan.]

Mess I thought she was about to quit live on stage

[Jase.]

Math was never your strongest subject?

Noting sarcasm never your strongest? **** outta here

[RileyH]

sal gonna bully someone tonight so they walk and prove her right?

:skull:

[LukeB]

How many housemates left?

[Greg!]

These entrances are so iconic with the stairs

[lewis111]

Ahh the shoes are off already

[Ant.]

im her taking ha heels off for the stairs

[Matthew.]

did anyone else see Chelsea Singh in the audience

and salleh taking her shoes off :skull:

[Samm]

maybe the ghost of victoria jensen will now appear?

[armand.kay]

Ddd the closed off stares have really delivered

[Ant.]

did anyone else see Chelsea Singh in the audience

and salleh taking her shoes off :skull:

ive not where about is he?

[Barry.]

I am liking this bunch of housemates.

[MB.]

How many housemates left?

Natalie Nunn and the bank guy

[Amy Jade]

I love Kirstie

[armand.kay]

"lots of you are not gonna know me" ha first prediction??

[Headie]

Ddd the closed off stares have really delivered

Imagine if she chucked her shoes down the stairs

[Maru]

These entrances are so iconic with the stairs

Yeah it makes them feel more authentic.. since the people are all alone with no "direction"...

[lewis111]

How many housemates left?

2 maybe 3

[lewys]

not sallleh knowing the whole house

[Saph]

" we met on loose women"

mess not them getting that promo somehow

[Samm]

AHHHH I RUN LA

[Scream]

sally trying to pretend she doesn't know their names despite researching their ancestors from 50 years ago for the last few months

[lewys]

NAT IS COMING