X factor ITV1HD Discussion Sat. /Sun 1st & 2nd Sept 2018

[Mitchell]

Niall >>>>>>>

The truth

[Amy Jade]

So they give the irish lad 3 chances and this fireman comes on and they don't even let him sing another song

[Ross.]

They didn’t ask music industry expert Ayda her opinion?

[Mitchell]

Jackie for cbb

[Amy Jade]

Jackie :flutter:

[Black Dagger]

Why no 60 chances for him?

[Ross.]

I don’t need to hear Jackie sing she’s won already

[Mitchell]

Jackie for Celebrity Lollipop Man/Women

[Ant.]

take a shot every time someone is thirsty for robbie williams

[Ant.]

Oh mess I thought she meant peacock as an endearing term

[Mitchell]

Not Robbie having a tiny peacock

[thisisdanny]

Jackie :love:

[bwoty]

Jackie needs to wipe her wet face

[Amy Jade]

Yes Jackie!

[Ant.]

why does robbie keep putting his feet up

[Mitchell]

Tesco Mary who?

[Ant.]

do the crowdmembers get given flashlights to show their support

[Denver]

Wow we love 3rd place Queen

[Mitchell]

do the crowdmembers get given flashlights to show their support

We didn’t at 6CC, maybe it’s just phones, although they screamed at any phones when the actual show was going on

[Ant.]

anyways zayn is the better 1D member so where is he

[Wizard.]

Why no 60 chances for him?

Because Simon doesn’t want a flop Matt Cardle and Steve Brookstein wannabe

[Mitchell]

anyways zayn is the worst 1D member so where is he

Fixed x

[Amy Jade]

anyways zayn is the better 1D member so where is he

Shooting up somewhere most likely

[Wizard.]

Tesco Mary who?

We love Aldi Jackie!

[Ant.]

We didn’t at 6CC, maybe it’s just phones, although they screamed at any phones when the actual show was going on

I'm sure I saw like a yellow handle with a flash light at the end in the crowd so hmm

when did you go?

[Ross.]

Omg Jackie is by far the best of the whole competition so far

[Ant.]

Shooting up somewhere most likely

oh oops hm

[Denver]

anyways zayn is the better 1D member so where is he

Starving himself

[Ant.]

why are they kissing

[Wizard.]

anyways zayn is the better 1D member so where is he

No Liam is because he’s got good sperm

[Ant.]

Starving himself

if he's starving himself of affection I can nourish him

[Mitchell]

I'm sure I saw like a yellow handle with a flash light at the end in the crowd so hmm

when did you go?

I was at the groups

[bwoty]

Luis is a patronising piece of sh*t

[Mitchell]

if he's starving himself of affection I can nourish him

Enjoy the STI

[Black Dagger]

LOL SIMON WHAT ARE YOU LIKE?!?! x

[Denver]

Yes get This Is Me back up the charts

[Wizard.]

LOL SIMON WHAT ARE YOU LIKE?!?! x

He’s a cheeky boy isn’t he

[Amy Jade]

Luis is a patronising piece of sh*t

He is. Annoying already.

Ayda is the most likeable so far

[Ant.]

No Liam is because he’s got good sperm

oh wait he was the one with cheryl?? ugh mess here's me thinkin louis kicked ha ex off the judging panel ten years late

[Denver]

Get her in CBB to replace The slug that walked

[Daniel-X]

Anyway we want Ms Scarlett Lee!

The only reason I’ve bothered tuning back in, after the catastrophes they’ve served up the last two years!

[Ant.]

Enjoy the STI

it's ok it's probably only thrush

[Mitchell]

Get her in CBB to replace The slug that walked

Not Jabba the Hutt?

[Mitchell]

it's ok it's probably only thrush

Litch teas

[Ant.]

Litch teas

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i thought lewis was the sti

[Mitchell]

aksjslaljssjiw

i thought lewis was the sti

:hehe:

[Jack_]

A mess at that guy from The Reason

That must hurt to have to watch One Direction do so well :skull:

[Ant.]

A mess at that guy from The Reason

That must hurt to have to watch One Direction do so well :skull:

and have one of them turn him down

[Mitchell]

Third time lucky?

[Ant.]

i keep thinking he's the lost voice guy

[Denver]

You can see the crack pipe in his pocket

[Black Dagger]

Can he stop doing a ****ing Wikipedia profile for every contestant.

[Mitchell]

You can see the crack pipe in his pocket

Is that a crack pipe or are you just happy to see me

[Ross.]

Not this being the only reason they signed up Louis

[Denver]

Is that a crack pipe or are you just happy to see me

If it's the latter one I would be terribly disappointed

[Ant.]

"me and you" nn

[Ant.]

this is the most scouse thing i've ever witnessed

[Denver]

Wake me up after I overdosed

[Mitchell]

If it's the latter one I would be terribly disappointed

Me anytime I get a tinder match?

[Amy Jade]

Lets be real Louis contacted him to see if could hook him up with his dealer

[Denver]

Me anytime I get a tinder match?

From a blind man?

[Denver]

Was that his bf

[Ross.]

He’s going to steal Jackie’s win I’m not here for this

[Denver]

He is ****

[Mitchell]

He’s going to steal Jackie’s win I’m not here for this

#Jackiewosrobbed

[Wizard.]

His voice is okay but it’s painful to watch him every time

[bwoty]

This year seems 1000 times more staged than all previous years combined. I wonder how long ago the winner was decided

[Ant.]

oh wow we've all gone off janice have we? Stanning jackie instead?

[Amy Jade]

Just a karaoke singer nothing more

[Denver]

They have clearly been shagging in a crack den

[Ross.]

So Louis is clearly going to get his category and then favour him over his other acts!

[Ant.]

a mess at Robbie re-affirming the X Factor sobstory and not talent

[bwoty]

A singer who’s done drugs. Yes Robbie VERY unique

[Denver]

So Louis is clearly going to get his category and then favour him over his other acts!

Louis gives the golden buzzer to Brendan not him

[Denver]

A singer who’s done drugs. Yes Robbie VERY unique

He is speaking from experience

[bwoty]

They have clearly been shagging in a crack den

I agree

[Ross.]

Louis gives the golden buzzer to Brendan not him

Bye I thought this was going to be a category spoiler

You bitch!

[Black Dagger]

This show is pathetic lmao.

[Denver]

Bye I thought this was going to be a category spoiler

You bitch!

Technically it is :fan:

[Ant.]

hm the take that guy last night was better!

[Wizard.]

They have clearly been shagging in a crack den

Is it bad that I would watch that porno?

[Ross.]

Technically it is :fan:

Well then it’s a double spoiler you bitch!

Coleen Nolan WHO?

[Ant.]

AMAZING. It looks dire even next week!

[Ant.]

Is it bad that I would watch that porno?

hun I'd buy it on blu-ray

[Wizard.]

hun I'd buy it on blu-ray

I would watch the pirated version on Manhunt

[Denver]

Is it bad that I would watch that porno?

hun I'd buy it on blu-ray

I would watch the pirated version on Manhunt

I would stab my eyes afterwards

[Ant.]

I would watch the pirated version on Manhunt

i would rip it to Manhunt for you before going into a media storm for pirating a porno and then appearing in Celebrity Big Brother Eye of the Storm 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Ant.]

tragic lmao wrong thread

[Wizard.]

i would rip it to Manhunt for you before going into a media storm for pirating a porno and then appearing in Celebrity Big Brother Eye of the Storm 2: Electric Boogaloo

AHHH :joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

I can’t look at Simon after Marsh called him a bloated corpse

Did I lie though? :skull:

[Nicky91]

mess @ Robbie with the grey hair, my dad didn't recognize him :laugh2: