X factor ITV1HD Discussion Sat. /Sun 1st & 2nd Sept 2018

[arista]

On now

[Denver]

He was good but not my cup of Redbush

[thisisdanny]

I'm not convinced by these judges

[Denver]

I'm not convinced by these judges

I am just pretending it is Simon Tulisa Stormy and Louis Walsh

[Greg!]

Louis is so annoying. How many times does he want to address people as lad/lads?

[Jack_]

This is the first year where I'm like "I can't believe I'm watching this bull****"

Is this what it was like for others years ago?

[RileyH]

Forgot it was even on

[Babayaro.]

Judges are crap

[Babayaro.]

Where's the messiness gonna come from?

[thisisdanny]

I am just pretending it is Simon Tulisa Stormy and Louis Walsh

Ayda was Stormy's last minute replacement?

[Greg!]

I HATE the randoms in the audience sticking their oars in. Like shut up no one cares!

[thisisdanny]

I've always stood by X Factor despite all the criticism but now 25 minutes into this series I'm full of regrets

[Denver]

This is the song of the year tbh

[Denver]

Ayda was Stormy's last minute replacement?

I am certain

[Oaker]

everyone on twitter dragging the new judges nn

[Denver]

They are like a camper Reggie n Bollie and I am loving them

[Babayaro.]

Has Robbie's wife actually got any links to the music industry at all?

[Greg!]

Has Robbie's wife actually got any links to the music industry at all?

zero!

[Babayaro.]

zero!

A complete and utter dog's dinner.

[Greg!]

Also Louis' solo audition was ****e so who is he to judge anyone

[Babayaro.]

I literally have more experience just from making a tit of myself at karaoke

[thisisdanny]

I can't see these judged sticking around next year.

Roxanne Pallett is coming?

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[Greg!]

I'm so annoyed they axed Sharon and Nicole when they were still contracted!

[thisisdanny]

I'm so annoyed they axed Sharon and Nicole when they were still contracted!

Sharon is back for live shows though

[Jack_]

I miss last year's panel already

[Greg!]

I'm so annoyed they axed Sharon and Nicole when they were still contracted!

There's literally no point though cos she won't even have a category

[Oaker]

The viewing figures are gonna be awful so the panel will probably be axed for next year :clap1:

[Denver]

The panel needed refreshing but not with a bunch of nobodies

[Babayaro.]

Sharon is back for live shows though

Bloody mess

[Greg!]

Walkers advert about the regions of the UK with smug Gary Lineker's voice and no mention of Scotland, the 2nd biggest part of the UK. Gets right on my ****ing TITS!!!

[Greg!]

This show is annoyingly middle class if that makes sense?

[glibberglobber]

cringe! why are they riding onto stage in go karts

[Greg!]

Simon's face looks like a ventriloquist dummy

[Babayaro.]

Nawt 15 :skull: Born in 2002/2003 welp

[Greg!]

Not Kezia!

[Denver]

Is her last name Poverty?

[glibberglobber]

so a 3:1 gender ratio :eyeroll:

[Greg!]

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[Oaker]

okay is it just me or is the arena really small this year? :skull:

[Greg!]

Heard this exact performance at my school's annual talent show every year. NEXT!

[Babayaro.]

God it's gonna be weird seeing 18 year olds enter the BB house innit

[Ant.]

I wonder if Louis will be banging ha in 5 years time

[Babayaro.]

I wonder if Louis will be banging ha in 5 years time

Bye

[thisisdanny]

God it's gonna be weird seeing 18 year olds enter the BB house innit

I find it weird seeing people younger than me do things like this and I'm 22 now oops makes me feel like what have I done with my life

EDIT: that got deep i'm sorry lol

[Denver]

Why has she ruined Pink

[Ant.]

Charlotte: sing along if you know it :hugesmile:
Simon: :|

[Babayaro.]

"Sing along if you know it!"

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[Ant.]

"Sing along if you know it!"

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:laugh2:

[Greg!]

God it's gonna be weird seeing 18 year olds enter the BB house innit

It's find it SO weird that I'm older than Glyn/Samanda/Ashleigh were when they went on BB

[thisisdanny]

All of these are very below average

Might go back to the voice for the first time since like 2013

[thisisdanny]

Wow this one seems fun

[Babayaro.]

It's find it SO weird that I'm older than Glyn/Samanda/Ashleigh were when they went on BB

Ugh don't


I guess 18/19 year olds ten years ago weren't huge pussies, huh?

Shade @ us

[Ant.]

Are they trying to form a girl band or smth I'm new

[Ant.]

It's ISABELLE!!!

[Denver]

Get the ****ing chat gone home

[Ross.]

Why is everything about this episode not good

[thisisdanny]

Are they trying to form a girl band or smth I'm new

Pop Stars: The Rivals is shook

[Babayaro.]

I get what you mean by the middle class thing, Greg

[Ant.]

Did they extract all of Simon's emotions this year

[Babayaro.]

Serving basic with those vans!

[Ant.]

Pop Stars: The Rivals is shook

The Girls Aloud reunion is COMING

[Greg!]

Serving basic with those vans!

em drag me?

[Ross.]

This isn’t Louisa Johnson?

[Babayaro.]

Has Simon's head been stuffed with Papier-mâché?

[thisisdanny]

She's no Louisa Johnson but we'll have anything at this stage

[Ant.]

Laugh if she gets 4 No's and the tears of joy turns into tears of safness

[Babayaro.]

em drag me?

Disappointed, I won't lie!

[Greg!]

Nawt three young white gals in a row.

[thisisdanny]

Nawt three young white gals in a row.

Love Island want their cast back?

[Babayaro.]

Nawt three young white gals in a row.

Love Island found quivering

[Ross.]

Louis is going to be so annoying

[Mitchell]

Not Sally Morgan backstage cheering her on

[Ant.]

Nawt three young white gals in a row.

Get a black gal on NOW!

[Ant.]

Not Sally Morgan backstage cheering her on

I WAS GONNA SAY IT LOOKED LIKE HER but i double checked and I wasnt sure

[Ross.]

Nawt three young white gals in a row.

Where’s the diversity man?

[Babayaro.]

Get a black gal on NOW!

Calm down, Hayden

[Ant.]

Where’s the diversity man?

Nicole took it with ha on the way out?

[Ant.]

Calm down, Hayden

:joker:

[Mitchell]

I WAS GONNA SAY IT LOOKED LIKE HER but i double checked and I wasnt sure

Not you being psychic like Riley

[Ant.]

Not you being psychic like Riley

We got abducted by the same aliens?

[Jack_]

It freaks me out that some of the people auditioning were only just born when X Factor started :skull:

Many of them will have no idea about the iconic Will vs Gareth Pop Idol final either

[joeysteele]

Ugh.
This is really tedious.
Robbie's wife is irritating.
Louis is so annoying.
This show tonight is average and best and actually for me pretty near unwatchable.
Sorry to those enjoying it but for me it's a thumbs down near all through.

[Babayaro.]

Why does it have to be BB that's getting axed and not this shitheap :(

[Greg!]

Why does it have to be BB that's getting axed and not this shitheap :(

She'll be revived in a few years hopefulleh!

[Ross.]

I hate the annoying music montage after every ad break

[Babayaro.]

What ****ing now

[Ant.]

Lost Voice Guy is COMING

[Denver]

What the **** is this

[glibberglobber]

Forced to turn off after 5 minutes of watching.

Ayda's excessive screaming and annoying voice, her opinions were based off Robbie's.
Excessively conspicuous editing - loud music, auditions only being, on average, 30 secomds long
Judges riding onto stage in go karts.

[Babayaro.]

Boy George snapped!

[Greg!]

Mess at this

[Ross.]

I love Marc doing karaoke

[thisisdanny]

Ross confirmed to be getting to Week 5 live shows then?

[Babayaro.]

I love Marc doing karaoke

This is so rude?

[Mitchell]

Not Lewis having a new haircut?

[Ant.]

Oh wow shade

[Ross.]

Oh wow he scalped Ayda :joker:

[thisisdanny]

WOw him snapping at Ayda is the best part about tonight I'm SHAKING

[Babayaro.]

Look like they're from Fife

[Greg!]

FFFF

[thisisdanny]

Ablisa who

[Jack_]

And there I was hoping they'd bring back joke acts...sigh

He was the first interesting/funny thing this episode

[Ross.]

This is so rude?

Love you sweetheart miss you

[Ant.]

I feel like i'm convulsing what the **** is this

[Greg!]

The gal in red's tits :skull:

[Mitchell]

And there I was hoping they'd bring back joke acts...sigh

He was the first interesting/funny thing this episode

X factor really needs joke acts tbh

[Ross.]

Tag yourself I’m the one with glasses

[Denver]

Florence and the Machine has lost it?

[Ant.]

Im the gal on the left who deffo doesnt want to be there

[Babayaro.]

And there I was hoping they'd bring back joke acts...sigh

He was the first interesting/funny thing this episode

He was a **** joke act lbr :laugh:

[Greg!]

Louis is a ****

[Denver]

Wow 90s dance legend Janice Robinson

[Ant.]

Diversity is HERE

[glibberglobber]

THOUGHT THIS WAS BB7 DAWN WHEN SHE WALKED ON lol

[Babayaro.]

Tag yourself I’m the one with glasses

I'm the overwhelming feeling of cringe in the arena

[Ant.]

Did Ayda just say "one of my people!" Nnn

[Mitchell]

Janice for Strictly?

[Denver]

We Love the winner

[Jordan.]

BOP

[Denver]

Janice for Strictly?

More famous then half of them

[Greg!]

Omg I LOVE this song!!!

[Ant.]

Mess isnt this her own song

[Greg!]

Icon.

[Denver]

The emotion omg

[Ross.]

Omg the show is saved

[Denver]

Mess isnt this her own song

Proving to Ayda she should he on the panel instead?

[thisisdanny]

THIS is what we've been waiting for

[Babayaro.]

Where's her wig?

[Denver]

Where's her wig?

Her record sales snatched it

[Ant.]

Proving to Ayda she should he on the panel instead?

I hope she grabs Ayda's wig and snatches it

[Babayaro.]

She's judges houses at best

[Mitchell]

Aydas amazing sorrynotsorry

[Denver]

Aydas amazing sorrynotsorry

I am sure this is enough to get you removed from Stars

[Greg!]

The WINNER.

[Jack_]

okay that was ****ing ICONIC

what a banger that is

[Babayaro.]

Wonder which returnees we will see this year

[Denver]

Wonder which returnees we will see this year

Panda Ross (although she did the American one) and the smackhead from last year

[Babayaro.]

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Nnnnnn!

[Babayaro.]

Panda Ross (although she did the American one) and the smackhead from last year

Mess not scouse Anthony? :skull:

[Mitchell]

I am sure this is enough to get you removed from Stars

I AM Stars tbh

[Ant.]

Oh hm he's hot so here for him

[Greg!]

He's gonna be ****e

[Greg!]

I want to SMACK Louis! Smug prick

[Greg!]

mess.

[Denver]

Mess not scouse Anthony? :skull:

Yes him to be kicked off a 3rd time for doing drugs in the loo?

[Greg!]

Is this Ben Frow?

[Ant.]

Oh a tad iconic

[thisisdanny]

Not a duet already

The finalists are shook?

[Ant.]

I'm Robbie's non-existent socks

[Ant.]

Someone gif this

[Greg!]

Robbie's arrogance is vomit-inducing

[thisisdanny]

wow there's so much passion in that hug, restraining order incoming?

[Babayaro.]

THIS is me at karaoke

[Greg!]

This show stresses me out I need a drink!

[joeysteele]

For goodness sake.
This is chronic.

[Crimson Dynamo]

That 2 talentless twats singing juicy fruit only to be lauded as if they were amazing . Vile

I think I'm done already. This series is a car crash

[Ant.]

wow there's so much passion in that hug, restraining order incoming?

That or they get together in 6 years time

[Ant.]

This is me when I get an answer right while watching Catchphrase

[thisisdanny]

Imagine after all this and he doesn't get through

[Mitchell]

At least he tried

[Greg!]

Cringe as our glib would say!

[Ant.]

I love how there's been so much Take That promo but no 1D stuff

[Denver]

At least he tried

Me when you are 1st evicted in Stars2

[Greg!]

Oh for GOD sake he's bad!

[thisisdanny]

That or they get together in 6 years time

The latter actually. Poor Ayda

[Babayaro.]

I actually reckon I could have done better than that?

[Ross.]

This show is a mess

I’m ready for it’s back to basics series when it’s under threat of being cancelled

[Denver]

Time to turn over for Xtra Fac... Never mind

[Ross.]

This is on tomorrow as well? ANYWAY

[Greg!]

I actually can't believe I've just sat through 75 minutes of that ****E!

[Babayaro.]

This is on tomorrow as well? ANYWAY

I think I'm busy then

[Greg!]

Janice was the one and only highlight

[Jack_]

Well that

Was a programme

[Cherie]

Loved it, I was entertained

[Crimson Dynamo]

For the first time I'm giving up. It's shocking sh1te

Face it

Diabolical pish

[Withano]

Forgot it was even on

Lol same. I assume it was utter ****e?

[Cherie]

For the first time I'm giving up. It's shocking sh1te

Face it

Diabolical pish

I liked it :hmph: so :wavey:

[Babayaro.]

For the first time I'm giving up. It's shocking sh1te

Face it

Diabolical pish

:joker:

[Owoaje1993]

this was really good however I'm more excited for the six chairs challenge

[Ross.]

I think I'm busy then

:joker:

[Cherie]

everyone's so busy we are at 8 pages on a show they hate :skull:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I liked it :hmph: so :wavey:

Well iv deleted it and the TL went to bed in a huff so when we make up I hope she trusts my judgement?

:worry:

[Cherie]

Well iv deleted it and the TL went to bed in a huff so when we make up I hope she trusts my judgement?

:worry:

:fc:

[Ross.]

I liked it :hmph: so :wavey:

Cherie we need to talk!

[Cherie]

Cherie we need to talk!

I have the remote and it's staying on ITV :nono:

[Mitchell]

I gave X factor up 5 years ago and haven’t watched since, but really enjoyed tonight’s, so will be sticking around

[Nicky91]

Molly Scott was amazing i thought with that james brown classic :clap1:


one duo Misunderstood, i find way too similar to last years winner Rak-Su :bored:

[Owoaje1993]

Molly Scott was amazing i thought with that james brown classic :clap1:


one duo Misunderstood, i find way too similar to last years winner Rak-Su :bored:
I disagree Rak Su were always rapping and beatboxing except one whereas misunderstood sing vocally

[Cherie]

I gave X factor up 5 years ago and haven’t watched since, but really enjoyed tonight’s, so will be sticking around

:love:

[cliffxen]

Ratings for opening episode: 5.7 million.

[Daniel-X]

Here we lie all alone am I dreaming?

[Denver]

Yes at Eurovision legend Brendan Murray

[thisisdanny]

Why do I find myself watching again lol

[Denver]

Not Simon trying to look common by going to Maccies

[Ross.]

Yes Cherie I’m here watching okay don’t start!

[Mitchell]

Loved the McDonald’s segment lmao

[Denver]

Wow we love a worldwide hit

[thisisdanny]

Reggie N Bollie have split and gone solo???

[Ross.]

This serving a Eurovision song that is clearly awful but fun and does really well

[Denver]

This serving a Eurovision song that is clearly awful but fun and does really well

We Love Moldova

[Ross.]

Is it just me or does Ayda look really different on this show

[Marsh.]

The new series is no longer Simon looking for a new pop star but Ayda Field looking for a relevant job?

[Ross.]

They’re lowkey different people?

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[Denver]

The new series is no longer Simon looking for a new pop star but Ayda Field looking for a relevant job?

The Boland and Roxanne Pallet to apply?

[thisisdanny]

The new series is no longer Simon looking for a new pop star but Ayda Field looking for a relevant job?

New York Goes to Work spin-off?

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[thisisdanny]

Drink every time Louis says One Direction

[Denver]

Mitchell hold me

The winner has just arrived

[Ross.]

The new series is no longer Simon looking for a new pop star but Ayda Field looking for a relevant job?

Simon is going to spend the whole series trying to get One Direction back together

[Denver]

Brendan is the most amazing man ever

[Ross.]

NOT someone from that band Adam wouldn’t shut up about

[Amy Jade]

Someone get gas and air for Adam

[Mitchell]

Not Brendan plumbing Adams anal passage

[Amy Jade]

He's got an annoying voice

[thisisdanny]

Why does he sound like Kermit?

[Mitchell]

Someone get gas and air for Adam

Anyone trained in first aid?

[Black Dagger]

Bet they told him to not talk about Eurovision. Dickheads.

[Denver]

Not Brendan plumbing Adams anal passage

I wish

[Amy Jade]

Boyband flop. Eurovision flop. X Factor flop.

[Mitchell]

He's got an annoying voice

Why does he sound like Kermit?

Adam will explode

[Denver]

Yes I get to see my man twice

[Denver]

He's got an annoying voice

Why does he sound like Kermit?

Bitches you are gonna regret what you said

[thisisdanny]

Not Simon forcing him to sing a song he doesn't know

So he's now got to learn the lyrics this is a bit harsh

[Ross.]

BYE at a song from the Little Mermaid :joker:

[Mitchell]

****ing kiss the girl

[Black Dagger]

This Woman's Work <333

[Denver]

My boy will smash this

[Mitchell]

Not Simon drugging him

[Ross.]

I can’t look at Simon after Marsh called him a bloated corpse

[Black Dagger]

Send him home for not knowing Kate Bush. Heathen.

[Amy Jade]

My god how many chances and hand outs does he need? Proved himself unreliable in one episode.

Singing is bleh too

[thisisdanny]

Nope he's had enough chances send him home

[Black Dagger]

Ruined an utter classic.

[Denver]

I am in tears this is so perfect

[Denver]

We Love the winner

[Ross.]

I’m the dramatic dropping of the lyrics

[Denver]

That was so emotional

[thisisdanny]

Did anybody else see him LITTERING on stage

OFF OFF OFF

[Amy Jade]

That was so emotional

My ears are crying thats about it.

[Denver]

My ears are crying thats about it.

Wow my king draining tears from places you never knew he could

[Denver]

The public are xenophobic though so he will finish 2nd

[Wizard.]

Mess

[Wizard.]

Feel like I’m watching a fake X Factor. 4/4 judges cannot even sing.

[thisisdanny]

Feel like I’m watching a fake X Factor. 4/4 judges cannot even sing.

The original judges line-up was Louis, Sharon and Simon :skull:

[Mitchell]

Loving all the one direction songs in the background pmsl

[Ross.]

We wanted Harry on the panel not Louis!

[joeysteele]

No improvement tonight.

[Denver]

We wanted Harry on the panel not Louis!
Niall >>>>>>>

[Black Dagger]

Niall >>>>>>>

No

[Ant.]

louis is so smug **** OFF

[Denver]

No

Do you want to fight me??